00:01Eww, that robot just barfed.
00:07Let me out, you son of a bitch!
00:09I'm gonna flap your butt and rip out your colon with my teeth!
00:12Oh, you're feisty.
00:14We're gonna squeeze some sweet fairy dust out of you.
00:22Silly...
00:22Don't cry, my dear.
00:24You know what I do when I'm sad?
00:26Look, douchey.
00:27So silly, I sing about the things I like.
00:30Like this.
00:33I like rainbows and puppies and sycamore trees.
00:36Maple syrup and kittens and honey from bees.
00:39I like the sound of waves on the shore.
00:41These are the things I adore.
00:45You try it.
00:46I don't know, I'm not really into online musicals.
00:48Huggles and cuddles and sweet pillow talk.
00:50There you go.
00:50Being as tall as the length of Link's cock.
00:52I like when elves beg me for more.
00:55These are the things I adore.
00:58I think I'm getting it.
00:59Um, not quite.
01:00Let's try it together.
01:01I like jumping into an autumn week pile.
01:03I like doing a doggy and then dragon style.
01:05Oh, my dear God, you little whore.
01:07Those are the things I adore.
01:10Picnic lunches.
01:11Donkey punches.
01:12Farms and ranches.
01:13The dirty Sanches.
01:14That's enough!
01:15Finger cuffs!
01:16Stop!
01:17Now I mean it.
01:18Oh, thank goodness.
01:20I had a rumbly in my tumbly.
01:22I like to be plowed on a horse.
01:25These are the things I adore.
01:28Thanks, pal.
01:29That really helped.
01:31I bet Link is thinking of me right now.
01:34Whoa!
01:34Oh, my God.
01:36Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:36Oh!
01:37Oh!
01:37Oh!
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