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Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) is a colorful comedy‑fantasy directed by Jean Yarbrough, starring the legendary comedy duo Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.  The film presents a whimsical retelling of the classic fairy tale, with Abbott and Costello bringing their trademark humor to the story of Jack, a poor boy who climbs a magical beanstalk to confront a fearsome giant. Mixing slapstick comedy, fantasy adventure, and musical numbers, Jack and the Beanstalk is a family‑friendly gem that showcases Abbott & Costello’s enduring appeal.  Film Details Title: Jack and the Beanstalk Year: 1952 Genre: Comedy / Fantasy / Musical Director: Jean Yarbrough Starring: Bud Abbott as Mr. Dinkelpuss Lou Costello as Jack Dorothy Ford Shaye Cogan Buddy Baer as the Giant Runtime: Approx. 80 minutes Studio: Exclusive Productions Distributor: Warner Bros. Country: United States Format: Color (originally shot in Cinecolor)  #JackBeanstalk #AbbottAndCostello #LouCostello #BudAbbott #BuddyBaer #FairyTaleComedy #TechnicolorClassic #1950sFamily #GoldenEggHen

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00:01:59Come in

00:02:05Oh, it's you.

00:02:07I'm sorry, Arthur.

00:02:08I thought it was the babysitter.

00:02:10Just what do you have against babysitters?

00:02:12Why, nothing.

00:02:14Nothing.

00:02:15It's a psychological stumbling block.

00:02:17The juvenile mind resents the restraint of adult authority.

00:02:22Do you ever have the feeling you're too old for your age?

00:02:25Physically, I'm only eight.

00:02:27Mentally, the doctors refuse to believe it.

00:02:31Why do you bring my sister flowers?

00:02:33Why do you bring my sister flowers?

00:02:34Because you want to marry her?

00:02:35It's all part of the racket.

00:02:37Where is Eloise?

00:02:38Putting on her lipstick so you can kiss it off.

00:02:42Come on, young fella.

00:02:43I'll put you to bed.

00:02:44Or your sister and I are going to be late for dress rehearsal.

00:02:46Why do I have to go to bed?

00:02:47Only children go to bed this early.

00:02:50Arthur, I didn't hear you come in.

00:02:52You should have.

00:02:53I made quite an entrance, thanks to Junior.

00:02:55Donald, didn't you promise mother and dad you'd be a good boy?

00:02:58I am being good.

00:03:00It just happens that their standards are much higher than mine.

00:03:04Where's his babysitter?

00:03:05His sitter?

00:03:06Uh, well, Donald, go in and wash your teeth and go to bed.

00:03:09And don't wake your baby sister.

00:03:13What's the matter?

00:03:15No babysitter.

00:03:16There are dozens of babysitters in the neighborhood.

00:03:19Well, not for my dear brother.

00:03:20He's been declared out of bounds.

00:03:22Have you tried the employment agencies?

00:03:23They don't have babysitters.

00:03:26Well, it looks like my understudy will have to go on tonight.

00:03:29Start calling every employment agency till you find one that's open.

00:03:32Get somebody.

00:03:33Anybody.

00:03:34Sounds like a bad idea.

00:03:35But I'll do it.

00:03:37And I'll handle my pal Donald.

00:03:56It's pretty reckless driving.

00:03:58I'll say it is.

00:03:58You ought to watch where you're going, big boy.

00:04:00What are you trying to do?

00:04:01Get away?

00:04:02Out of my way.

00:04:04Out of my way, shorty.

00:04:13I ought to run you in for this.

00:04:15You're big enough to carry me in.

00:04:16Uh, officer, we're terribly sorry.

00:04:19Well, all right, but don't let this happen again.

00:04:21Now get off of my car.

00:04:26Cameron.

00:04:26What are you going to do with that?

00:04:27Put it away.

00:04:28Well, keep it there.

00:04:29Yes.

00:04:31Uh-huh.

00:04:32I'd better hang up.

00:04:33We've been talking for ten minutes.

00:04:36Here comes my heavy date for tonight.

00:04:38Bye.

00:04:40Who are you calling a heavy date?

00:04:42You.

00:04:43Can you wait outside for five minutes?

00:04:45Or will you get a ticket?

00:04:46Well, if I do, I can get it fixed.

00:04:48I have influence.

00:04:54Don't do that!

00:04:55Why don't you look where you're going?

00:04:57See you outside, baby.

00:05:00What do you see in that tall, dark, handsome fella?

00:05:02Plenty.

00:05:03Girls never say that to me.

00:05:04What do they say to you?

00:05:05Shh.

00:05:06Nothing mixed up.

00:05:08Cosmic Employment Agency.

00:05:10Yes, I have been on the phone for quite a while.

00:05:12I'm sorry we don't list babysitters.

00:05:14Just a minute, lady.

00:05:15You are looking at the world's greatest babysitter.

00:05:18That's right, miss.

00:05:19Sure.

00:05:19He is the best.

00:05:20Where do you fit into this?

00:05:22I'm his agent.

00:05:23Yes.

00:05:23He lets me keep 10% of everything I earn.

00:05:27I'm sorry I took so long.

00:05:29But fortunately, a professional babysitter just came in.

00:05:32May I have your address, please?

00:05:36He'll be right out.

00:05:37Goodbye.

00:05:39Oh, thank you, miss.

00:05:40Gee, you're wonderful.

00:05:42I like girls like you.

00:05:43Eyes of blue and five feet, too.

00:05:49Timber!

00:05:50Sorry to be late.

00:05:52It's okay.

00:05:53Shall we go?

00:05:54You mean you and I are going out together?

00:05:56You see, Dink, I have a way with girls.

00:05:58Please.

00:06:05Now listen.

00:06:06Yes, Daddy.

00:06:09He's so big.

00:06:10Come on, we've got to babysit.

00:06:12Get with it.

00:06:26Clyde, why are you so clumsy?

00:06:28I'm excited.

00:06:29Why?

00:06:29This is my first job.

00:06:31Gee, I hope he's a sweet child.

00:06:33I love children.

00:06:34Come on.

00:06:39It's about time they got here.

00:06:47Are you the...

00:06:48Babysitter?

00:06:49He sure is.

00:06:50You're kind of big for a baby.

00:06:52You're not for me.

00:06:53Oh, reject it again.

00:06:54I guess it isn't my night.

00:06:55Won't you come in?

00:06:56Sure.

00:06:59Well, who will be?

00:07:01Plenty of constable here.

00:07:03Well, it's too late to get anyone else.

00:07:05Have you had much experience with babies?

00:07:07Oh, yes, sir.

00:07:07I've been a baby all my life.

00:07:08Don't you worry about Jack.

00:07:10Kids just love him.

00:07:11He makes them feel so superior.

00:07:13In which they are.

00:07:14Sure.

00:07:14Well, they're both sound asleep,

00:07:15and I'm sure you won't hear a sound out of them all night.

00:07:18But if you need anything...

00:07:19Oh, no, madam.

00:07:20I won't need a thing.

00:07:21I'll prepare for everything.

00:07:22No one's prepared for Donald.

00:07:23Well, good luck, and we'll be home after 11.

00:07:25Oh, you're going out right now?

00:07:27Oh, costumes.

00:07:28Going to a masquerade ball?

00:07:29No, play.

00:07:30Play?

00:07:30Kids are going to play.

00:07:31May I see you out the doors?

00:07:32Excuse me.

00:07:33May I help you?

00:07:35Oh, miss.

00:07:35In case I want to see the children,

00:07:37just where are they?

00:07:37Oh, they're in the bedroom down the hall.

00:07:40All right.

00:07:55High glass, huh?

00:08:00Music to my ears.

00:08:02My first victim.

00:08:03Duty calls.

00:08:05See you, Mr. Dinkley.

00:08:12This calls for action.

00:08:18Shh.

00:08:19Quiet.

00:08:20Want to wake up your sweet little brother?

00:08:21Now, what seems to be in trouble?

00:08:25Nice snap.

00:08:27This is my real business.

00:08:29I know kids.

00:08:30Good night.

00:08:31Get me a glass of milk.

00:08:39What'd you say?

00:08:40I said, get me a glass of milk.

00:08:42This is unbelievable.

00:08:45This kid talks better than me.

00:08:47You're not very bright.

00:08:49I'm sorry, kid.

00:08:51What school did you go to?

00:08:52The baby isn't talking.

00:08:54I am.

00:08:55I know you're talking, but who?

00:08:57I'm talking over here.

00:08:59This kid ain't even moving her lips.

00:09:01This is a baby ventriloquist.

00:09:03I'm talking over here.

00:09:05I know it's you.

00:09:06I mean, I'm...

00:09:08You're...

00:09:09You!

00:09:18What's your name?

00:09:19Donald.

00:09:20Are you a good boy?

00:09:21No, it's not my nature.

00:09:23I'm a problem child.

00:09:26You're a little kid.

00:09:27He's a problem child.

00:09:28He's like me, I think.

00:09:30Would you like to have me read you a story before you fall asleep?

00:09:33That's been tried, too.

00:09:37Oh, this kid.

00:09:39Been tried, too.

00:09:42I'm telling you, Tom.

00:09:44I ought to...

00:09:45I ought to...

00:09:47Jack and the Beanstalk.

00:09:50That's my favorite novel.

00:09:52Donald.

00:09:53Can I read this to you?

00:09:55Well, I want to keep you happy.

00:09:58Let's hear how it goes.

00:10:00Thank you, Donald.

00:10:03Once upon a time...

00:10:05That's pretty exciting, isn't it?

00:10:09Once upon a time,

00:10:11a whole village was ter...

00:10:15A whole village was ter...

00:10:16Terrorized.

00:10:17Yeah.

00:10:22Yeah.

00:10:23The whole village was terrorized by a...

00:10:27A...

00:10:27Ferocious.

00:10:29Yeah.

00:10:31Donald, do me a favor.

00:10:32This is a very exciting book about the giant and everything.

00:10:36Will you read it to me, please?

00:10:38I can't get over the big words.

00:10:40Only because I'm fascinated by you.

00:10:42Here, hold my club.

00:10:43Yes.

00:10:45Fascinated.

00:10:46I love it.

00:10:48Once upon a time,

00:10:50a whole village was terrorized...

00:10:53Mm-hmm.

00:10:53By a ferocious giant...

00:10:55Yeah.

00:10:55Who lived in a castle in the sky.

00:10:58In this village,

00:10:59lived a simple peasant boy named Jack...

00:11:01and his widowed mother.

00:11:03They had come upon hard times because of the giant.

00:11:06One day, Jack was told to bring their only cow to the market...

00:11:10and sell him for food.

00:11:13Jack, being very stupid,

00:11:15was sold to him by five small beef.

00:11:18Hey!

00:11:22Hey!

00:11:24Hey!

00:11:25Hey!

00:11:28Hey!

00:11:29Hey!

00:11:30Hey!

00:11:31Hey!

00:11:32Hey!

00:11:33Hey!

00:11:34Hey!

00:11:38Hey!

00:11:39Princess Eloise!

00:11:55Your Highness.

00:11:57I wonder if I could have a glass of water.

00:11:59Yes, Your Highness.

00:12:00My Highness.

00:12:09Oh, oh.

00:12:17Shh.

00:12:18Sheenity, Billy!

00:12:20Shh!

00:12:21Shh!

00:12:23Shh!

00:12:31oh princess i would have brung you to water i'm a little tired of people waiting on me

00:12:36it must be wonderful to be allowed to do everything you want to whenever you want to

00:12:41oh you don't get around much do you what do you mean you mean you haven't heard there's no food

00:12:47in the village the giant he's taken everything he's even taken your father's crown jewels didn't

00:12:51me that's why i have to marry prince arthur well isn't it a love match i've never even seen him

00:12:58but his people have money did you ever have to marry a man you've never seen

00:13:06they they tell me i'm a boy thank you for the water thank you your highness and princess remember

00:13:14have courage fear nothing when you're in the right that's my motto

00:13:29yes mother jack you must stop talking to yourself i wasn't talking to myself mother

00:13:34i was talking to the princess eloise princesses don't talk to peasant boys

00:13:41oh jack when are you going to grow up and get some sense

00:13:46there's one go with the other jack i've come to a very important decision you're not going to give

00:13:52me away no if we're not to starve i'll have to sell our last valuable possession

00:13:59no you're not going to sell the cow she has to go

00:14:04fetch me a pail of water and then be on your way yes mother

00:14:16now look henry this is the last time i'm going to let you look you look beautiful

00:14:22you and i are going to part very soon

00:14:27you are the only thing i i love now this is the last look you're going to get henry

00:14:33take a look don't you look pretty oh parting is such sorrow we gotta go henry

00:14:40oh

00:14:41oh boy tell me young fellow will this road take me to the royal palace

00:14:47no sir but your horse will say you're prince arthur

00:14:50so they tell me oh boy will the princess be surprised

00:14:55princess eloise you should have heard what she said about you this morning no worse than i said about her

00:15:01any girl who will marry a man for his father's money

00:15:07oh

00:15:08the giant

00:15:12it's the giant henry but you're safe with me

00:15:17i won't let him take you

00:15:21see

00:15:22what did i tell you henry i protected you

00:15:24now look henry i gotta go tell the prince about the bad giant they hear

00:15:29you

00:15:29hey prince where did you go

00:15:31oh come on this is no time to play games

00:15:34oh prince

00:15:35oh prince

00:15:36hey prince

00:15:38oh

00:15:39oh

00:15:40oh

00:15:41oh

00:15:44oh

00:15:45oh

00:15:46oh

00:15:47oh

00:15:48oh

00:15:48a rough one henry

00:15:50tie it out now

00:15:58come inside jack and i'll give you the best ideal i can afford

00:16:02come on henry

00:16:09imagine that i mean all the beef we haven't had me look at this big cow i'd like to get

00:16:13some of

00:16:13that i certainly would too what you doing hey what's the idea of that well i don't want everyone

00:16:22to know how generous i am oh how much you're gonna give me for the cow what you're asking

00:16:27money for that wonderful animal i was gonna give you beans what i want with beans what do you want

00:16:32with my magic beans i should have my head examined trying to make you rich money you're asking for

00:16:38hey i'll give you money worthless money how much you want any price at all how much now wait a

00:16:44minute

00:16:44mr binklepuss i don't want that worthless money either i get the magic beans or i take henry home

00:16:49oh you strike a hard bargain boy no beans no cow well i know when i'm licked come on out

00:16:57in the

00:16:57garden i keep my beans hidden out there come on magic beans you've got to get up awfully early in

00:17:04morning to put anything over on me come on henry let's go henry one two three four now they must

00:17:17be

00:17:18around here someplace you've got to keep them buried you know you can't let the village know where these

00:17:22magic beans are they're priceless there they are my magic beans don't tell anybody that i gave them to

00:17:34you will you yes sir it's a secret but i'll never realize i'll never know how you ever talked me

00:17:41out of

00:17:41them mr dinklepuss what can i say goodbye to henry well surely go ahead alone alone right ahead

00:17:56i gotta say goodbye now be a good boy for mr dinklepuss

00:18:04do you mind if i kiss you goodbye henry

00:18:14he is such a good pal the princess the giant has stolen the princess henry you hear what they're

00:18:24yelling the giant has kidnapped the princess goodbye henry

00:18:30and don't worry i've been robbed

00:19:06a terrible thing has happened somebody swindled you out of our cowl oh no i made a nice deal for

00:19:12henry but the giant kidnapped the princess and is holding her for ransom oh the poor girl i'll gladly

00:19:19contribute the money you got for the cowl money only a fool would take worthless money for such a

00:19:25valuable animal i got five magic beans oh jack why is it whenever i send you on an errand you

00:19:32always do

00:19:33the wrong thing one two three four five magic beans ain't i a smart boy for how smart and a

00:19:39butcher

00:19:40you were you were you were indeed plant the beans my boy maybe they'll grow something that we can eat

00:19:47mother plant the beans jack

00:19:52i'll plant the beans i'll plant them

00:20:01oh you're not ordinary beans are you please beans will you grow like magic beans

00:20:10so i can prove to my mother and everybody else that i'm not addled brain like they think i am

00:20:15or am i or am i oh magic beans

00:20:24one two three four five grow please grow

00:20:40jack will you please go to bed yes mother please grow for me magic beans please

00:20:51grow for me magic beans

00:20:52grow for me magic beans

00:20:58grow for me magic beans

00:21:02grow for me magic beans

00:21:06grow for me magic beans

00:21:08grow for me magic beans

00:21:09grow for me magic beans

00:21:10grow for me magic beans

00:21:11grow for me magic beans

00:21:13grow for me magic beans

00:21:14grow for me magic beans

00:21:15grow for me magic beans

00:21:20grow for me magic beans

00:21:34Mother, mother, mother, mother, mother,

00:21:45Jack, what do you want?

00:21:46Will you please get my mother?

00:21:48I am your mother.

00:21:50Mother, mother, look, look, the beanstalk.

00:22:12The beanstalk, look at that.

00:22:14It goes right up in the sky.

00:22:17I'll tell you all.

00:22:19I grew this beanstalk last night with five beans that I planted.

00:22:24Five magic beans.

00:22:25Jack, dear, please stop repeating that nonsense.

00:22:27Mother, this isn't nonsense. This is the truth.

00:22:30Hey, are those the beans that I gave you for that cow that disappeared?

00:22:33You mean Henry ran away?

00:22:35Yes, and I want my beans back.

00:22:36Jack, don't you dare disturb that beanstalk.

00:22:39It might lead up to the giant's castle.

00:22:41So what?

00:22:42So what?

00:22:43Maybe a brave boy will climb that beanstalk and kill the giant and save the princess and live happily ever

00:22:49after.

00:22:50Oh, no, Jack.

00:22:51The giant will kill you like he did your poor father.

00:22:54Have no fear, mother.

00:22:55I'm going to climb that beanstalk and I'm going to kill the giant and avenge my father.

00:23:00And then I'm going to save the princess.

00:23:02And while I'm up there, I'll look for our little Nellie.

00:23:03You mean this boy had a sister?

00:23:06You poor unfortunate woman.

00:23:09Oh, no.

00:23:09Nellie was our hen who laid the golden eggs.

00:23:12A hen that lays a golden egg?

00:23:14Fourteen carat.

00:23:15Up there?

00:23:16Oh, sure.

00:23:17Well, let me help you, my boy.

00:23:19Goodbye, mother.

00:23:19I'll go along with you.

00:23:20Goodbye, mother.

00:23:21That's the boy.

00:23:22Take your time now.

00:23:23Here we go.

00:23:24Goodbye, mother.

00:23:30Don't worry, Mrs. Strong.

00:23:31He won't be back.

00:23:32You don't understand.

00:23:34He wasn't much.

00:23:36But he was all I had.

00:23:48There goes Jack, the reckless fool.

00:23:53A scootin' up the beanstalk.

00:23:55And with another fool.

00:23:57Maybe tonight the two will be bottled in alcohol.

00:24:00There goes Jack, the village loon.

00:24:05And almost up the beanstalk.

00:24:07Scamperin' to the moon.

00:24:09Doesn't know what he's doin'.

00:24:11He's hurryin' to his rune.

00:24:13No giant finds it bothersome to grapple with the midget.

00:24:16He'll pin in Jack beneath his thumb.

00:24:19And spank him with a digit.

00:24:21Spank him with a digit.

00:24:23Spank him with a digit.

00:24:25Jack and the beanstalk.

00:24:27Will long remember when.

00:24:29He shitted up the stock.

00:24:31To build a giant in his dead.

00:24:34Once up the beanstalk.

00:24:36If Jack is set upon.

00:24:38Then Jack be nimble.

00:24:39Jack be quick.

00:24:40Oh, Jack you're good as gone.

00:24:41Up, up, up, up.

00:24:44There he goes.

00:24:46Up to where nobody knows.

00:24:51Long is the beanstalk.

00:24:53And short is little Jack.

00:24:55The long and short of it is busy ever comin' back.

00:24:59Jack and the beanstalk.

00:25:02There goes Jack.

00:25:03What is Jack ever comin' back?

00:25:08I'll be back and when I reappear.

00:25:11With the giant by the beard.

00:25:13You will tell the kids the legend of the famous giant killer.

00:25:19Jack!

00:25:21Jack and the beanstalk.

00:25:24Jack!

00:25:27Jack!

00:25:28Jack!

00:25:29Jack!

00:26:33Take it easy.

00:26:36Let's go.

00:26:37Okay.

00:26:49The giant!

00:26:51I'm the butcher.

00:26:52Well, cut me up.

00:26:55Mr. Tinklepuss.

00:26:56What?

00:26:57The giant's castle.

00:26:59Hey, you're right.

00:27:01Look at it.

00:27:05Come on.

00:27:06We're in giant land.

00:27:15Come on.

00:27:16Wait a minute.

00:27:17Hmm?

00:27:19Look at those footprints.

00:27:21Uh-oh.

00:27:21We must be getting close to the giant.

00:27:24Come on.

00:27:28Mr. Tinklepuss.

00:27:30Now, wait a minute.

00:27:32Are you sure that hen Nelly lays golden eggs?

00:27:35Uh-huh.

00:27:35Fourteen carat?

00:27:36Uh-huh.

00:27:37Well, then don't be afraid.

00:27:39I won't.

00:27:40Just follow me.

00:28:00Wait a minute.

00:28:01Hey?

00:28:01Mr. Tinklepuss.

00:28:02What's the matter?

00:28:02How come your shadow is bigger than mine?

00:28:05Well, the taller you are, the taller your shadow.

00:28:07You see, that's the basic principle of mathematics.

00:28:10I am shorter than you.

00:28:13Therefore, my shadow should be smaller than yours.

00:28:17Mathematically speaking, right?

00:28:18Right.

00:28:19Why?

00:28:20My shadow is making a fool out of your mathematics.

00:28:24Why, that's impossible.

00:28:26That can't be your shadow.

00:28:27No?

00:28:28Well, watch this.

00:28:37Amazing.

00:28:38Eh?

00:28:39You think so?

00:28:39Now, watch this.

00:28:45Can you imagine that?

00:28:47Now, if I didn't see this with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.

00:28:50It's absolutely...

00:28:51It's a...

00:28:54Hey.

00:28:56What?

00:28:57This...

00:29:04This...

00:29:06This is terrific.

00:29:19Hmm.

00:29:21Hmm.

00:29:22Hmm.

00:29:25Hmm.

00:29:27Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:29:30Mr. Dinkelpuss!

00:29:33Oh, I think he's afraid of my shadow.

00:29:37Why don't you be like me?

00:29:39I'm brave, because...

00:29:41I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:29:45Whoever pushes me around will find me full of fight.

00:29:54I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong.

00:29:59And so I toddle on my way and sing a merry song.

00:30:08I'll be defiant and be obstreperous

00:30:13if any giant should try the salt and pepperous.

00:30:18And I'll rise up, up to my fullest height.

00:30:23Course I fear absolutely nothing when I am in the right.

00:30:32A man believes what he believes.

00:30:35If I lose principles, a man must stand.

00:30:37A time will come for rolled up sleeves.

00:30:40And it might help to have a fist on hand.

00:30:42If I believe that I am right, there's only one thing to be done.

00:30:46I don't go looking for a fight, but I have never run away from one.

00:30:53But only fools will take a dare.

00:30:56And there are things that only fools defy.

00:30:59If you smell trouble in the air...

00:31:01I'll hold my breath until a breeze blows by.

00:31:05I'll snore defiance like some rhinoceros.

00:31:10Afraid of giants?

00:31:13Now, isn't that preposterous?

00:31:15I find courage a thing of great delight.

00:31:20Sing filiae and filiae with steady hand and steal the eye.

00:31:25I fear nothing when I am in the right.

00:31:31You, too, too, too.

00:31:33Doon-do.

00:31:34Whía, poo, poo, poo, poo, poo.

00:31:40Quip, poo, poo, poo, poo, oh.

00:31:42Oh, no.

00:31:47Oh, my nice sunshine.

00:31:51Oh, my now they are!

00:31:53Whoa!

00:31:53Ha, ha, ha!

00:32:28how did you get here before me i made a new path through the forest did you see what i

00:32:31saw

00:32:31did you see that giant he's as big as the trees please why did you ever talk me into this

00:32:37thing

00:32:38i didn't talk you into this now listen you know my reputation in the village you know i had to

00:32:42listen to you why did i ever let you do it why did you do it don't stand there with

00:32:46your mouth

00:32:46wide open say something mr dinklepuss i'm up here to save the princess the princess we gotta

00:32:51save her you're right there's the castle let's go come on i what am i doing go ahead

00:33:11thank you

00:33:16oh it's beautiful but it's a trifle too small for me

00:33:20a trifle she says glory bean i do send you why the master keeps a wench like you around

00:33:26he likes my cooking and i don't want to hear another word out of you

00:33:30oh cooking can you make an irish stew can you boil a potato like me poor mother used to boil

00:33:36them

00:33:36i can put you back in the cupboard if you don't shut up and i can tell the master you

00:33:40never put

00:33:40the princess in her cell like he told you to you win this time patrick always wins

00:33:47come back to her in my morning my morning that is in fine voice i am today

00:33:54i still can't believe that hawk talks he talks too much

00:34:00how do i look ready to be locked up what do i have to be orders me dainty beauty orders

00:34:06unfortunately he's right

00:34:22music in a dungeon like this thank you for calling in music whoever you may be

00:34:28who is he a troubadour the giant picked up yesterday

00:34:42who are you just a girl from the village below what's your name

00:34:50um darlene are you as pretty as your name my guess is yes

00:34:59that's a nice melody are there words to it not yet but there can be by tonight

00:35:06what will you be doing what did you have in mind a rendezvous in the garden i'll speak to the

00:35:13giant about it

00:35:14i smell the blood of an englishman be he alive or be he dead i'll grind his bones to make

00:35:27my bread

00:35:28mister if i'm too heavy for you i just leave walk me too

00:35:41open the door

00:35:42take me with you

00:35:46open the door

00:35:50open the door

00:35:52open it

00:35:54open it

00:35:55open it

00:36:01open it

00:36:05open it

00:36:07open it

00:36:09open it

00:36:11open it

00:36:13open it

00:36:14open it

00:36:15open it

00:36:16open it

00:36:17open it

00:36:19open it

00:36:20open it

00:36:21open it

00:36:23open it

00:36:25open it

00:36:27open it

00:36:28open it

00:36:30open it

00:36:31I want to hunt in the forest.

00:36:32Will you want any supper?

00:36:34Just a midnight snack.

00:36:35Anyone we know?

00:36:38Could be.

00:36:41What's the matter with you?

00:36:42Did you hear that?

00:36:43I hope it's not me.

00:36:47Well, what's the matter with you?

00:36:51You're standing on my foot.

00:36:55Come with me.

00:37:04I'll show you what you're supposed to do.

00:37:06You show me and I'll show him.

00:37:08Make the little fat one work till his back breaks.

00:37:10I love the sound of cracking bones.

00:37:12You're a bad heart and you're gonna have a bad end.

00:37:15Sticks and stones, sticks and stones.

00:37:17All right, Blabbermouth.

00:37:18Into the cupboard you go.

00:37:20Don't you dare put me in that dark cupboard again.

00:37:22Don't you dare.

00:37:23A thousand curses on you.

00:37:24And I'll have me revenge.

00:37:26Come back to wedding.

00:37:28My morning, my morning.

00:37:29A thousand curses on you, master.

00:37:37That harp had very bad bringing up.

00:37:40You must be hungry.

00:37:41Would you like a glass of milk before supper's ready?

00:37:43Uh, thanks.

00:37:44Thank you, miss.

00:37:44Or is it missus?

00:37:45It's miss.

00:37:46Why?

00:37:47Well, when I look at you...

00:37:48Now, now, wait, now, now.

00:37:50You're too young to go out with girls.

00:37:52Yeah, but this might age me fast.

00:37:55Here's to us.

00:37:57Now, leave that alone.

00:37:58You won't lose any of it.

00:37:59Well, don't get hog-ish.

00:38:01To us.

00:38:01To us?

00:38:02Why, you sweep me off my feet.

00:38:04I'd need a little help for that.

00:38:05Well, here.

00:38:10It's Henry's.

00:38:11She's here.

00:38:12How do you know?

00:38:14No other milk ever tasted this pleasant.

00:38:16Where is she?

00:38:17There's plenty of time for that.

00:38:19But I have an idea how we can escape, if you're interested.

00:38:21We're interested.

00:38:22Not me.

00:38:23Not unless I can take along the princess.

00:38:26Does she mean that much to you?

00:38:27Oh, no.

00:38:29You jealous?

00:38:30You needn't be.

00:38:32I promised my mother that I would return home with the princess.

00:38:35And after all, a boy's best mother is his friend.

00:38:39Hmm.

00:38:40Huh?

00:38:41Is that right?

00:38:42Now!

00:38:42Get it!

00:38:47Your song's finished.

00:38:49My song?

00:38:51Listen.

00:38:56Darling, my darling, darling, darling.

00:39:09That's beautiful.

00:39:10It's mush.

00:39:11Jack!

00:39:12Princess!

00:39:13Shh!

00:39:14Don't call me that.

00:39:15What do you hear?

00:39:16Incognito?

00:39:17Sort of.

00:39:18There's a young man in the next cell, and I don't want him to know who I am.

00:39:21Why not?

00:39:22All my life, I've wanted someone to know me as me.

00:39:25Not as Princess Eloise.

00:39:28You have but the command, Your Highness.

00:39:30Here.

00:39:31Eat this.

00:39:32That will make you good and strong, so we can sail you over the wall.

00:39:35Sail me over the wall?

00:39:36Yes.

00:39:37We're gonna build catapults out in the garden.

00:39:39And the housekeeper, she thought of it.

00:39:40She's on our side.

00:39:41Wonderful.

00:39:42You don't suppose she'd let us out tonight for a rendezvous in the garden?

00:39:46Princess.

00:39:47I didn't think that you cared for me.

00:39:51Not you.

00:39:52I meant the young man I told you about.

00:39:54Oh.

00:39:56Well, if I approve.

00:39:58After all, I am one of your royal subjects.

00:40:00And I do so want to see our Princess go out with the right fellow.

00:40:05Goodbye, Your Highness.

00:40:12Prince Arthur.

00:40:13I wondered what happened to you.

00:40:15Say, aren't you the young fellow with the cow?

00:40:18I'm alone now.

00:40:20Here's your supper.

00:40:22I guess the princess was disappointed when I didn't show up for the wedding.

00:40:25I never saw a girl cry so much in her life.

00:40:28What are you whispering for?

00:40:29I don't want the girl in the other cell to know I'm a prince.

00:40:32You don't?

00:40:33No.

00:40:34Look, you seem to have some influence around here.

00:40:36You don't suppose you could...

00:40:37Let you out tonight so you could have a rendezvous in the garden?

00:40:40How did you know?

00:40:41It's a secret.

00:40:43But first of all, I'll have to get you some other clothes,

00:40:46because the clothes you have on make you look too much like a prince.

00:40:49Prince?

00:40:50Your Highness, excuse me.

00:40:54I'm sorry.

00:41:02What have you decided?

00:41:03Well, his parents don't have the background of yours,

00:41:06but he's a wonderful fellow, and your loyal subject approves.

00:41:09Thank you, Jack.

00:41:30I just got through telling the housekeeper, and now I'm going to tell you.

00:41:33What's on your mind?

00:41:34The prince is not the prince, and the princess is not the princess.

00:41:36Then who are they?

00:41:37Just a boy and girl in love.

00:41:39Tonight, I want you to order a full moon and keep the stars shining bright.

00:41:43History is going to be made tonight.

00:41:47Princess.

00:41:49Mr. Dinkelpuss, I just got through telling you.

00:41:51She's not the princess.

00:41:52She's Darlene, Marjorie Princess.

00:41:54Are these the catapults?

00:41:55Yes, this is my own creation.

00:41:57You see, all you have to do is get on here,

00:41:59I cut the rope, and zoom you right over the wall.

00:42:01Will it work?

00:42:02She's asking me, will it work?

00:42:07I'm asking you too, will it work?

00:42:09Will it work?

00:42:09Get on here, Jack.

00:42:11Wait a minute.

00:42:11Is it dangerous?

00:42:12Well, it's far too dangerous for a human being.

00:42:15But get on here.

00:42:15I'll show you whether it'll work or not.

00:42:17Wait a minute.

00:42:18Too dangerous.

00:42:19Much too dangerous for a human being.

00:42:23Come, princess.

00:42:24I mean, Darlene.

00:42:31Oh, it's a lovely night to be somebody else.

00:42:34Tell me, what's he like?

00:42:36He sings very pretty.

00:42:37Oh, I know, but shall I...

00:42:39Shall I let him kiss me if he tries?

00:42:42Oh, princess.

00:42:44Why not?

00:42:50Jack!

00:42:55He loves me.

00:42:58He loves me not.

00:43:01He loves me.

00:43:02Stop right there.

00:43:03Don't take a chance.

00:43:06You're...

00:43:08And you're...

00:43:09That's right.

00:43:11Is it?

00:43:13I didn't expect somebody, so...

00:43:16Neither did I.

00:43:18Won't you...

00:43:20Sit down?

00:43:21Thank you, I will.

00:43:25Would I be bold if I...

00:43:27If you put your arm around me?

00:43:51Would I be bold if I...

00:43:52He's made...

00:43:53Of all your schemes.

00:43:57Exquisite fabric...

00:44:00From...

00:44:01The mill of dreams...

00:44:06The threads are golden...

00:44:10Of silken strands

00:44:14But not to hold in

00:44:20These eager hands

00:44:27Maybe if someday

00:44:30Our arms entwine

00:44:35We'll weave a dreamer's cloth

00:44:38That's yours and mine

00:44:45If only dreamer's cloth

00:44:50For yours and mine

00:45:02He's kissing her.

00:45:04I mean, she's kissing him.

00:45:12Oh, they're in love.

00:45:17Dance?

00:45:19Yes.

00:45:22Yes.

00:45:24Yes.

00:48:02What are you doing with the hammer?

00:48:03What am I doing with the hammer?

00:48:05I'm going to tap every one of those hens till I find the one that lays the golden egg.

00:48:08Do you want a cracker?

00:48:09No.

00:48:10I'm sick and tired of that lime.

00:48:19Mr. Dinglepuss.

00:48:20Yes?

00:48:21Did you find that yet?

00:48:22Not yet.

00:48:23Have you got that chicken food mixed up yet?

00:48:25Oh, we'll be soon.

00:48:26And where do you see the eggs they lay?

00:48:28Well, hurry up.

00:48:29I've got to get to the catapults.

00:48:37I'm a little farm boy.

00:48:39I'm one guy that knows how to mix this food, Mr. Dinglepuss.

00:48:42Well, feed the chickens.

00:48:43I will.

00:49:02Go ahead and feed it to him.

00:49:03Okay.

00:49:04Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky.

00:49:13And a good, good morning to you, master.

00:49:15Hey, don't go brah.

00:49:16Good morning, heart.

00:49:19Housekeeper!

00:49:22Where's my breakfast?

00:49:24On the way.

00:49:25Now bring me my favorite hen.

00:49:26Now what, heaven forbid, do you see in that white feather and biggie?

00:49:30Golden eggs, Patrick.

00:49:31Solid golden eggs.

00:49:37The cells are unlocked and I put the keys back.

00:49:40The whispering, master.

00:49:41What are they whispering about?

00:49:42Oh, I hate him.

00:49:44Please take care of yourself.

00:49:47I think she's worried.

00:49:49She cares for me.

00:49:51Where's my breakfast?

00:49:52Beautiful they are.

00:49:54But can they bring you happiness?

00:49:57How'd that little one get in here?

00:50:02Where's my breakfast?

00:50:03You heard of the giant.

00:50:09Can I help you put them away?

00:50:11Can I trust you?

00:50:13Why, what a ridiculous question.

00:50:16Can I trust you?

00:50:17Well, frankly, no.

00:50:20My jewel of jewels.

00:50:22My jewel of jewels.

00:50:24What can she do that I can't do?

00:50:26Can you lay a golden egg?

00:50:28I shudder at the thought.

00:50:31Show him how talented you are.

00:50:35Lay, hen, lay.

00:50:41Lay, hen, lay.

00:50:45Nowy.

00:50:49It's only gold.

00:50:51It's my main source of wealth.

00:50:53Take her away.

00:50:56You.

00:50:56Hey.

00:50:57Yes, sir.

00:50:58I like a dishonest man who admits it.

00:51:00Carry these jewels back to the vault.

00:51:02She'll show you where it is.

00:51:04Yes, sir.

00:51:10Do I or don't I get my breakfast?

00:51:13Yes, sir.

00:51:13Men could starve around here.

00:51:15Make me a small omelette.

00:51:17Two eggs?

00:51:18Twenty-two.

00:51:19Twenty-two.

00:51:21Fresh laid this morning.

00:51:23I fixed them special breakfast food myself.

00:51:27Two eggs.

00:51:41Two eggs.

00:51:52Oh, my God.

00:52:37What's all that shooting around here?

00:52:39Don't ask me.

00:52:39That's the eggs.

00:52:40Eggs don't explode.

00:52:42Oh, no.

00:52:42It's all this.

00:52:50Oh, man.

00:53:01Oh, my God.

00:53:06Oh, my God.

00:53:22You numbskull!

00:53:26I can't eat you. Ruin my appetite.

00:53:29Oh, Mr. Giant, you should eat something.

00:53:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:36No, no.

00:53:38Oh, yeah.

00:53:39Oh, no.

00:53:41No.

00:53:42Oh, no.

00:53:44Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:53:46Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:53:53Boy, when the giant gets that in his stomach.

00:53:56I'll go get the giant.

00:53:58Be five, four, fum.

00:54:02I smell the blood of an Englishman.

00:54:06Be he alive or be he dead.

00:54:10I'll grind his bones and make my bread.

00:54:17Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:54:21Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:54:25Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:54:25Oh, Mr. Giant.

00:54:27Oh, Mr. Giant.

00:54:29Oh, ho, ho, ho!

00:54:30The prince and the princess.

00:54:32They're trying to escape.

00:54:33Let them.

00:54:34They've taken your jewels and your hand that lays the golden egg.

00:54:39The scoundrels!

00:54:41Keep him solid.

00:55:01Who's trying to steal my treasures?

00:55:04We are.

00:55:04What about it?

00:55:08Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:55:08Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!

00:55:17Nice work, Mr. Dinkalpuss!

00:55:19Hey, get everybody ready!

00:55:20Get the catapults all set, and I'll take care of him!

00:55:23Come on!

00:55:23Polly, get the chains!

00:55:25Come on!

00:55:25Come here!

00:55:26Come here, Polly!

00:55:27Come on!

00:55:28I want to get them all tied up!

00:55:34Hold up, Polly.

00:55:35Hold up.

00:55:36Hold up.

00:55:37Hold up.

00:55:37Hold my stuff.

00:55:38Hold my stuff.

00:55:40Okay, Polly.

00:55:42Okay.

00:55:43Go upstairs now.

00:55:44I'll take care of him.

00:55:47Come on.

00:55:59Oh, you still hurt!

00:56:02Oh!

00:56:07That's smart.

00:56:10Come on.

00:56:11Come on.

00:56:12Why aren't you folks out in the garden?

00:56:14The door's locked.

00:56:15Well, where's the key?

00:56:16The giant must have it.

00:56:17It isn't with the rest of the keys.

00:56:18Oh.

00:56:19How about the window?

00:56:20It's too high.

00:56:21Too high.

00:56:22Too high.

00:56:22Door's locked.

00:56:23The window's too high.

00:56:24Think, Jack.

00:56:25Think!

00:56:26I got it!

00:56:28You take Darlene.

00:56:29Put her on the mantelpiece over the fireplace.

00:56:30Hurry up!

00:56:30Come on!

00:56:31Quick!

00:56:31Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:56:32You and Polly get under the chandelier.

00:56:34Wait a minute.

00:56:35Get under the chandelier.

00:56:36Hurry up!

00:56:53Master!

00:56:54Master!

00:56:54It is a black day indeed.

00:56:56You keep your mouth shut or I'll cut you to ribbons!

00:56:59Hey!

00:56:59Come here!

00:57:00Now look.

00:57:01I'm gonna get the chandelier over here.

00:57:02I'm gonna put you on and sail you right out the window.

00:57:04And Darlene's coming next.

00:57:05Now you get her.

00:57:05Look out!

00:57:21Here you are.

00:57:23Do be careful.

00:57:24Do be careful.

00:57:25I'll try.

00:57:34Come on, Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:57:36You're next!

00:57:37I'll be right back.

00:57:38I forgot a couple of things.

00:57:54Mr. Dinkelpuss!

00:57:55Why, you greedy boy!

00:57:57What do you mean?

00:57:58What are you doing with the giant's jewels and my Nelly?

00:58:00Never mind that.

00:58:00Swing me out of here.

00:58:02Take your time.

00:58:02There's no rush.

00:58:03What do you mean?

00:58:04Ah!

00:58:04Quiet!

00:58:05Quiet my little gold mine.

00:58:07This is my Nelly.

00:58:08Let me see the jewels.

00:58:09Oh no.

00:58:09They're mine.

00:58:10All mine.

00:58:11I share them with no one.

00:58:12I...

00:58:13I come a long ways with...

00:58:14I come...

00:58:15Oh.

00:58:18Oh.

00:58:19Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:58:20I have not seen a face like that since I seen a pork chop in the window.

00:58:23And you have no fear!

00:58:24Polly and I, we chained the giant up down in the dungeon.

00:58:26He can't get away.

00:58:28Because I left him...

00:58:39Now, Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:58:40Can you come one step forward?

00:58:42I'll let you have it.

00:58:47Help me.

00:58:50Thanks, sir.

00:59:00Come on.

00:59:01Mr. Dinkelpuss.

00:59:02Grab the chandelier and swing out the window!

00:59:04Here comes!

00:59:15You all right?

00:59:17Yes.

00:59:18I'm all right.

00:59:19Come on let's get to the catapults.

00:59:39Hey! Hey, you! Hey!

01:00:06Hey!

01:00:06Hey, you!

01:00:13Hey, you!

01:00:22Howard! Push into this, a girl! I will show you the mercy!

01:00:28Hurry up! Hurry up!

01:00:36Wait a minute! I'm caught on something!

01:00:39Wait a minute!

01:00:42Hold it! Wait a minute!

01:00:59Push on!

01:01:00Wait a minute!

01:01:03Wait a minute!

01:01:06Oh!

01:01:10Hey! Hey!

01:01:12Hey!

01:01:14Hey!

01:01:21Hey!

01:01:24Hey!

01:01:26Hey!

01:01:30Hey!

01:01:37Hey!

01:01:40Hey, hey!

01:01:43Hey!

01:01:43Just be sorry Deaf!

01:01:45I fear nothing when I'm in the right.

01:01:52All aboard for the Catapult Express.

01:01:54Well, cut the ropes.

01:01:55No, no, no, not that one.

01:01:56Cut those first.

01:01:57Then cut yours.

01:01:58Don't forget to get on.

01:01:59Okay.

01:02:00Good boy.

01:02:01Hey.

01:02:01Want me to help you with the jewels?

01:02:03Oh, no, you don't.

01:02:03They're mine.

01:02:04Mine.

01:02:06Cut the ropes.

01:02:16All right, my boy.

01:02:17Hey, give it.

01:02:22Good boy, Mr. Jack.

01:02:24Here I go.

01:02:31Mr. Dinkapult.

01:02:38Oh, please, come down and get me like a good little tree.

01:02:49Help.

01:02:52Help.

01:02:53Oh, please.

01:02:56Help.

01:03:02Help.

01:03:05Help.

01:03:06Come on.

01:03:41Mr. Dinko Puss.

01:03:43Mr. Dinko Puss.

01:03:46The giant got me.

01:03:49Oh.

01:03:51What pain.

01:03:53I'm too young to die.

01:03:56Is this kid kidding?

01:03:59Mr. Dinko Puss.

01:04:01You gotta help me.

01:04:03So I...

01:04:04I...

01:04:08I...

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01:04:16I...

01:04:25I...

01:04:37That was a close one.

01:04:54What about Jack?

01:04:56I'm afraid he gave his life for us.

01:05:22Uh-oh.

01:05:27Uh-oh.

01:05:36Uh-oh.

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01:11:40Uh-oh.

01:11:46He's wearing several branches of the beanstalk for a necktie

01:11:50I never seen a better look in corpuscle de necktie

01:11:54His toes are curled and he's out of this world

01:11:58And he never looked better in his life

01:12:01And there he lays to the end of his days

01:12:06And he never looked better in his life

01:12:09So tune up the orchestra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la

01:12:14He's perpendicular-la-la-la, tra-la-la-la-la

01:12:18A blissful, a scene, far on the very street

01:12:22And we'll go with to Jack and the beanstalk

01:12:26Jack and the beanstalk till long remember when

01:12:30I managed this, boy!

01:12:32You've got to stop to hear a giant in his tent

01:12:34When you pound your titties on your knees

01:12:37In the future nurseries

01:12:39You will tell them all about the legend of the giant

01:12:44The giant-killer-tell!

01:12:57Okay, King, I'm waiting. Crown me!

01:13:00That's an all-request!

01:13:11What's the matter with...

01:13:13You're the biggest racketeer kid I ever saw in my life!

01:13:17Thank you!

01:13:18Oh, what?

01:13:20What happened?

01:13:21Miss, your brother's the toughest kid I ever saw.

01:13:24Hey, Dink, I had the most beautiful dream.

01:13:25Dream, dream, I sleep on the job.

01:13:34Prince Arthur? Princess Eloise?

01:13:37Mr. Dinkalpuss!

01:13:40Dinkalpuss?

01:13:41Are you all right?

01:13:43Right?

01:13:44Right?

01:13:46I fear nothing when I am in the right

01:13:50Whoever pushes me around will find me for a fight

01:14:00I fear nothing when I do nothing wrong

01:14:05And so I come on my way and sing a merry song

01:14:10Dinkalpuss!

01:14:13Dinkalpuss!

01:14:15Dinkalpuss!

01:14:16Dinkalpuss!

01:14:18Dinkalpuss!

01:14:19Dinkalpuss!

01:14:20Dinkalpuss!

01:14:21Dinkalpuss!

01:14:22Dinkalpuss!

01:14:24Dinkalpuss!

01:14:25You

Jack and the Beanstalk (1952) – Abbott & Costello Giant Comedy

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