00:00you know i don't know who to blame i don't know jeff bezos or uh the dude from uh apple
00:07but
00:08i don't know at what point ceos started jumping to the front and wanting to get the shine
00:13for their companies usually they just lay in the back and let the company shine but now these ceos
00:18are trying to do it and sometimes it makes you look stupid did you see the mcdonald's guy taking
00:23a bite they have a brand new burger their biggest burger yet the big arch and they put up a
00:30video
00:31they put up a video of their ceo taking a bite to talk about how delicious this burger is
00:39and this guy did what i have never seen in real life somebody do i've seen anyone yeah i've seen
00:44people do it in movies and when i see it in movies i'm like ah you just ruined the realism
00:48for me
00:49and that's somebody eating a massive burger and taking like just a little nibble of it i'm like
00:57are you kidding like you you barely get a little bit a little bit of bread from the top and
01:04the
01:04bottom and just the corn like you you barely make an indent in the meat and forget about any of
01:09the
01:09the the the toppings you don't get any of that stuff you don't get any that's what he did he
01:14was
01:15like this is how i'm gonna sell our new burger i'm not gonna try it do you can't he did
01:21not like
01:21that bird he didn't you couldn't do a take two of that or was that the best one you had
01:26what did
01:27he do the first time lick it if that's the case it's it's even worse that whoever recorded it it
01:32had
01:33to go through a slew of people to say all right we're gonna put this out there no one said
01:38uh yeah
01:38we probably shouldn't put this out there yeah why because you didn't bite it you didn't bite you
01:43everybody knows when you're gonna bite a ginormous burger what you do is you squeeze the hell out
01:50of the part you're gonna bite so you can get a good chunk of the top and bottom everybody knows
01:54that it's just something we're all born with we inherited we inherited it from cavemen yeah and
01:58you expect that you know there's gonna be some stuff that falls out the burger that's perfectly fine
02:02that's delicious this is the best of the oh i taste a little onion in there when i go to
02:09a restaurant
02:09and they bring my burger out if i order one with the stick yeah yeah i keep it in there
02:14for the
02:14first few bites because it helps keep it together that's smart yeah but it's because you know if you
02:19take it out you're gonna it's gonna fall apart but if it doesn't fall apart it's probably not a good
02:25burger seriously although they are getting the attention although it's not gonna make me want to go
02:33like he did not make it he didn't sell it no he didn't he didn't and so all the other
02:38fast food
02:38chains jumped on and the burger king guy was like yo this is what how you take a bite out
02:42of a whopper
02:42and he did that just yeah his was a five and a half out of ten and then the wendy's
02:47dude jumped in and
02:48he he was like oh by the way this is when you should use ai ai make me make it
02:55look like i took an
02:56actual big bite out of that burger you know and by the way no one knows who the mcdonald ceo
03:00is so you
03:01could just get any slob who can take a good bite out of a burger and say this is the
03:06ceo of our
03:07company trying our new food you know what i'm saying these dudes are like what is wrong with you
03:13nobody wants to see the ceo of anything especially when you don't use the product if you're if you're
03:20the ceo of a cigarette company you better be a chance you better sound like this you know saying
03:23here we go yo what's up i'm the ceo of newport and i'm about to suck on the new cancer
03:28stick
03:28now all of a sudden though i want a burger it's too early in the morning
03:34it is it is pebbles is too early
03:40they got them ready already you can get a burger at 7 30 in the morning why why not because
03:47i do it
03:48all the time are your mind is blown with this you got a cash app or you make your order
03:56i'll see
03:57somebody i'll get me all we need is one of these fast food restaurants to change that rule that
04:02somehow we all this unwritten rule that all of us believe that means nothing that burgers are not
04:08breakfast all we need is one of them just one of them to go who said burgers aren't breakfast
04:12watch this and have them eat a burger at 7 30 in the morning and watch how quick everyone's gonna
04:16be like yo let me get a big arch we're quick to everybody listening please hit us up in the
04:22dms if
04:22you agree shouldn't mcdonald's make their breakfast all day that too oh my god there are times i just
04:29want me a sausage egg and cheese mcmuffin at four o'clock in the afternoon nothing wrong with that
04:36all food all the time all food all why what happens if you have pancakes at 6 30 at night
04:42are you gonna are you gonna turn into a monster is your hair gonna fall out no let's make it
04:47happen
04:47come on now for real man
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