00:04I'm Gus Moraine of New Caloric, speaking to you from the distant past, I suppose.
00:11This message was recorded for the colonists on board the UESC Marathon.
00:16If you're hearing, you are a founding member of humanity's first exoplanet colony.
00:24Congratulations.
00:26Humanity thanks you for your sacrifice.
00:29Yes, I said sacrifice.
00:31No, media optimization didn't like it.
00:34But I insisted.
00:37You're far from home, without the familiar routines, products, and environments of soul.
00:44In all likelihood, we will never see you again.
00:48Which is why we've sent a favorite from home with you.
00:53New Caloric 187, the drinkable cheeseburger.
00:56You'll find individual and shareable sizes in your colonist welcome package.
01:02Please, consider it a small gift.
01:05From me to you.
01:07One that doesn't come close to expressing all our hopes for your mission.
01:11Indulge responsibly.
01:15Good luck.
01:29Embrace.
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