00:00Ponds. One, we get at multiple times in the night to pee. We don't want to talk about it.
00:03Two, soft play actually means we're taking the kids to soft play, not prolonged foreplay,
00:06unfortunately. Sorry about that. And two, three, we might actually cry at things like one day
00:13and nobody wants this, but we won't admit it. We also love Love Island. Just saying.
00:18Want to date a single dad? Well, that is cute. Let me tell you what actually walks through the door.
00:21Because first thing is, you're not just dating me. You're dating a shared calendar
00:24and a custody agreement that's put together by someone in a very, very nice suit. And it was
00:28lovely. I was very jealous. And it is not, are you free Friday? It is, have you won the lottery
00:33and
00:33have the same kids free weekends? Like it's a massive long shot, but let's just hope it all
00:36lines up because if it doesn't, we are screwed. And secondly, it's not that you're going to meet
00:41my kids, right? You're just not going to meet them straight off the bat. It's going to take a while.
00:44There's no surprise Sundays. This is not a rom-com. We're not all falling in love together.
00:47There's a whole process. It's how you react if I cancel plans because they're not well.
00:51And that is long before you get an invite to Pajama Sundays, right?
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