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00:00:00Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave!
00:00:01I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:02I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:03Yes, you're a horse!
00:00:04I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:06I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:06Hold on, Johnny!
00:00:07I'm very important!
00:00:08What do you mean they banned the hook?
00:00:10There is no more hook in the entire state of Florida!
00:00:13They killed him!
00:00:14They killed him!
00:00:14What?
00:00:15They killed him!
00:00:16I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:18It's January 1st!
00:00:20I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:22I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:22Then what do you want me to do about it?
00:00:23You didn't get off?
00:00:24You said it wasn't a great job that we had all done.
00:00:27You're not gonna have to go up and just lay down!
00:00:29They banned the hook!
00:00:30Well, that's your spirit, Dad!
00:00:32I got lucky with a pizza I ordered!
00:00:33What?
00:00:34Can you order pizza?
00:00:35How do you go to pay for it?
00:00:36You don't think I have any money to get any pizza?
00:00:38I'm gonna have to go up!
00:00:40We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:41We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:41We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:42We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:42We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:43We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:45We're gonna have to go up!
00:00:46Morgan, were you holding a conference and saying yummy?
00:00:49Yeah...
00:00:50Was that your dinner?
00:00:51No, I had a pizza!
00:00:52You thought the conference was pizza?
00:00:54No, I thought the pizza landed at the door!
00:00:56I thought I'd come and get my pizza!
00:00:57And you were gonna pay for it?
00:00:58For the cardboard?
00:00:59What?
00:00:59Pizza plays exact cardboard just as payment!
00:01:01No!
00:01:01Can I try to get the pizza?
00:01:02What are you doing here?
00:01:03Why can't I say happy new year?
00:01:05Happy new year?
00:01:06Do you call your house to you?
00:01:08I don't have any pizza about that.
00:01:09Of course, though!
00:01:10Well, then can't a man just carry a baseball bat?
00:01:12For his own protection!
00:01:16Oh!
00:01:17Well, do you want a man just pay for it?
00:01:18I want to do a pizza please!
00:01:19I want to do a pizza please!
00:01:20I want to do a pizza please!
00:01:21Yeah!
00:01:21I want to take a pizza!
00:01:22I got it!
00:01:23And go!
00:01:24I got it!
00:01:25I got it!
00:01:26Darn it!
00:01:27I missed!
00:01:27Straight one!
00:01:28What the hell are you listening to?
00:01:30Why don't I have a suit?
00:01:31Marvin?
00:01:32You don't have your house payment by tomorrow?
00:01:35I'm going to play with a bathroom one.
00:01:36Your head in this baseball bat.
00:01:38What I'm going to do is, I'm going to get a big board.
00:01:40I'm going to drill holes in it.
00:01:42And you're going to pop your head out of each one of those holes.
00:01:44And you're going to get the fuck out.
00:01:45And if you think that you're just not going to put your head out of the balls,
00:01:48and then because of my baseball bat and then I have my bis?
00:01:50Just stab him and that's it.
00:01:52No, no, no.
00:01:55No.
00:01:56Okay, bye.
00:01:56Bye tomorrow?
00:02:00Come on.
00:02:01Stop!
00:02:02Stop!
00:02:02Boop with me!
00:02:03I'm yelling at me one of his boopies!
00:02:05See you tomorrow!
00:02:06Marvin?
00:02:07What do you want?
00:02:08I'll make it. I'll pick it by tomorrow.
00:02:10I'm so screwed.
00:02:12What do you want to do?
00:02:14No, I told you. I'll get your help here by tomorrow.
00:02:16But also, you seem to be struggling
00:02:18during your life.
00:02:22Have you ever played paper play?
00:02:25No.
00:02:26What do you like to do with me?
00:02:27I don't have time to play games. I'll get a lot of money by tomorrow.
00:02:30Well, you can make a lot of money.
00:02:33I'll get it.
00:02:34It's fine. I'll play.
00:02:35Alright, let me try. Let's play.
00:02:36Oh, that's how you do it.
00:02:39Okay, so this is how you play paper square games.
00:02:41These are one paper square on the ground.
00:02:43And you can take this paper square, and you scroll
00:02:45as hard as you can.
00:02:46Right now, and you try to make the blue square
00:02:49revoltable. But every time you flip on
00:02:51the blue square, I pay pay
00:02:53$10,000.
00:02:55$10,000. But every time
00:02:57there's no support of the blue square,
00:02:58I'll slap you.
00:03:00I don't even have $10,000.
00:03:03Of course, I got $10,000 right here.
00:03:06I want to play. I want to play.
00:03:07Okay. Yeah, I'm 40. How do you care?
00:03:09Okay. All of you is make the blue square
00:03:11revoltable. That's right.
00:03:12That's right. Okay.
00:03:16Would you like to keep playing?
00:03:17Of course, I'd like to play.
00:03:21You still want to keep playing?
00:03:23I want to keep playing.
00:03:24I want to keep playing.
00:03:25That's right.
00:03:26That's right.
00:03:27You're too late.
00:03:27The variety you like sent me to play.
00:03:31Let's play.
00:03:32You not love me, you大 Simon.
00:03:46Let me know.
00:03:48Let's play board.
00:03:49Girls feel workout.
00:03:50Let's start this game.
00:03:51I did it! I did it!
00:03:54I did it!
00:03:55You earned your $10,000!
00:03:56I learned so much!
00:03:59And if you want to play one game,
00:04:01I'll cover number five.
00:04:03More games.
00:04:06Okay?
00:04:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:04:09Marvin, where's that?
00:04:11Where's that?
00:04:11Where did that come from?
00:04:14Did you suck a pee pee for that?
00:04:17Wait, why is your face so pretty?
00:04:19It must have been a big pee pee just slapping them in the face like,
00:04:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, BBC!
00:04:25No, it's not a pee pee. It's no pee pee on my face.
00:04:27Listen, there was a guy in the door.
00:04:28He said, like, play games and then he gave me money.
00:04:30You definitely sucked your pee pee.
00:04:32I didn't even get out with your pee pee.
00:04:34Well, Marvin, $10,000 should pay a little over half our bills.
00:04:38You won't get all our bills? No.
00:04:40If you could give me this card, I could call to play more games for money.
00:04:43Dave, I'm no retards,
00:04:45but I don't think you can call Circle Square in front of a phone.
00:04:49No, I can call it a number when I'm back in the car.
00:04:52There's not even enough numbers. You're still missing two numbers.
00:04:55I don't know if I call this number. He told me to call the number.
00:04:57He didn't call it.
00:05:01I'm just a guy's house. He just wanted to give me a big job.
00:05:04I'm going to slap you on the car.
00:05:05I don't want you to save me.
00:05:06And I'm fine with somebody.
00:05:10Marlin, you really just left my house.
00:05:12He slapped me on a dollar.
00:05:13I'd have a $1 in your life.
00:05:16I need to rent a money back so that you bring the cardboard square.
00:05:18I'd have to look at them all.
00:05:20Good job, bud.
00:05:21It's leaving.
00:05:23I'm not gonna pay too.
00:05:26That way it doubles our chances of winning money.
00:05:28My daughter also likes to pray.
00:05:30Oh! I'm going to thank you!
00:05:31I need my son to get his 20 or go.
00:05:34Oh, you're here?
00:05:35Hey, that's a door, so it's really easy.
00:05:38This is cardboard square.
00:05:39We're going to have another cardboard square.
00:05:40We're going to have everyone to get $10 box this morning.
00:05:42So we're going to have this day.
00:05:44Guys, trust me, this game is super easy.
00:05:47Oh, there's a last time there's an Asian one.
00:05:54Oh, it's a guy, get out of here.
00:06:00There's an Asian man that's been going around
00:06:01and giving poor people money.
00:06:03Okay, so that doesn't sound like a bad story.
00:06:06No, no, you don't understand.
00:06:07After he gives the money, he sends them to a private island
00:06:10where they play kids games.
00:06:11If they win, they get $400 billion.
00:06:14Oh, wait, he gives them money and he sends them to an island
00:06:17and they get to play bands and they get $400 billion?
00:06:20That sounds awesome.
00:06:22No, no, no, if they lose, they get horribly hurt.
00:06:24Oh, okay, there's one.
00:06:26Yeah, so what do you like to do is go up to people?
00:06:28Make them throw a piece of cardboard
00:06:30and another piece of cardboard
00:06:31and then you give them $10,000.
00:06:34Wait, did he even give them $10,000 for that?
00:06:37Yep, Amber's having to do it.
00:06:38Every single time?
00:06:39I've got to find this guy.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:41To arrest him.
00:06:43Is this what he looks like?
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:45I've never actually seen him.
00:06:46This is just what I imagine based on people.
00:06:49Okay, yeah.
00:06:50You want to look out for this guy?
00:06:52Okay, I'll find him, sir.
00:06:53You can do that.
00:06:56Oh, sir, you seem to be a useless piece of shit for society.
00:07:00Would you like to play a game for money?
00:07:03Hey, hey, hey, I don't want to interrupt you.
00:07:04You are the guy who pays people in your paper, right?
00:07:07I'm busy right now.
00:07:08Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:07:09I know, listen, I just want to talk about it.
00:07:11I would really like how you do it.
00:07:13I'm in the middle of doing something.
00:07:15Go away.
00:07:15Oh, come on.
00:07:16He's home with each other.
00:07:17He's not even going at the game.
00:07:18What do you do?
00:07:19Give me the money.
00:07:20I should go away.
00:07:21I will arrest him for public intoxication if you don't let me play.
00:07:24I mean, I'll even go to the island.
00:07:25I don't care.
00:07:25Four hundred billion dollars is crazy.
00:07:27Go away.
00:07:32It's scary.
00:07:33What the hell happened?
00:07:34Boy, this weird Asian guy came over and said,
00:07:36I'm sorry, he's dying.
00:07:38He's going to play games.
00:07:38I'm sorry.
00:07:40Listen, if we weren't, we would get $10,000.
00:07:42And if we're lucky, we'd go to an island and win $400 billion.
00:07:46Oh, man.
00:07:47Oh, man.
00:07:48Oh, man.
00:07:49Yes, he says, we would love to play games.
00:07:51I don't want to play games.
00:07:52Have you ever learned of a game called Russian Rats?
00:07:55Oh, it's not one of my favorite games.
00:07:58What the heck do they play in the casino?
00:08:00I can't.
00:08:02What's the difference?
00:08:03No, I don't want to do it when you die.
00:08:04No, die is what you throw good.
00:08:06No, man.
00:08:08Don't say the Russian Rats, you can lose your wife.
00:08:10Oh, like Tatt Man.
00:08:11No, man.
00:08:12Like Tatt Man, you get shot in the fucking head.
00:08:14Let me explain the rules.
00:08:15We have our five champions.
00:08:17And I put one bullet in it.
00:08:20Give it a spin.
00:08:21Oh, you want to go get it?
00:08:22Come on, go.
00:08:23Oh, fuck.
00:08:25Oh, you know, I think we should play a different game.
00:08:28You can build up here.
00:08:29Yeah, see, there you go.
00:08:30That's more like an art game.
00:08:32Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:08:34Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:08:34Rock, paper, scissors, rock.
00:08:35Oh, I'm going to win.
00:08:40Okay, that was so exciting.
00:08:41No, I don't want to play this anymore.
00:08:44I can't even count now.
00:08:45Play it again.
00:08:46No, I'm telling you, I don't want to play anymore.
00:08:48Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
00:08:51Marshall, Rocky, watch out.
00:08:53No, no, we have to go through.
00:08:55Okay, guys, we're talking to you.
00:08:57Right, so you won't be serious.
00:08:58Okay, so you won't be serious.
00:09:00Marshall, watch out.
00:09:02I'm going to win.
00:09:02I'm going to win.
00:09:03You know it.
00:09:04Marshall, careful.
00:09:06I'm going to win.
00:09:07I'm going to win.
00:09:09I'm going to win.
00:09:10I'm going to win.
00:09:11Where's Marshall?
00:09:12Look out below.
00:09:17Marshall, what's going on?
00:09:21What are you doing?
00:09:22Are you here?
00:09:25Yeah, hold on.
00:09:25What happened?
00:09:26What's wrong?
00:09:27Where are you?
00:09:27We're here.
00:09:28Look out.
00:09:32This is the island.
00:09:34I'm going to win.
00:09:41It it's not there
00:09:41I need help
00:09:46So who's that alien mode
00:09:49So colorful
00:09:50Let's go
00:09:50No, no, no, no
00:09:54more
00:09:56Marshal look out
00:09:57pink
00:10:00black
00:10:01brown
00:10:11Oh, it's going to be easy for $400 million to make.
00:10:15Hopefully, no one will ever have a ground pressure again.
00:10:20Marshall, watch out!
00:10:28Marshall, watch out!
00:10:32Marshall, watch out!
00:10:34Marshall, watch out!
00:10:35Marshall's going to eat you!
00:10:44Marshall, watch out!
00:10:56Marshall, watch out!
00:10:57Marshall, watch out!
00:10:59Marshall, watch out!
00:11:01Marshall, watch out!
00:11:18Arshel, look out!
00:11:19Why are we there?
00:11:32Arshel, look out!
00:11:40Look out!
00:11:44Look out!
00:11:45Look out!
00:11:47Look out!
00:11:48Look out!
00:11:49Look out!
00:11:50Look out!
00:11:51Look out!
00:11:53Oh my god, we made it!
00:11:55Look at Jackie!
00:11:56Oh, they're almost out of time! Come on Marvin, you can do it!
00:11:59Oh my god!
00:12:01Oh my god!
00:12:02Oh my god!
00:12:04Oh my god!
00:12:06Oh my god!
00:12:08Oh my god!
00:12:10Oh my god!
00:12:11Oh my god!
00:12:14What room is there?
00:12:16No!
00:12:19You sound like Slinky Dog from Toy Story.
00:12:22Yeah Marvin, I don't want to be here anymore!
00:12:24I don't want to be here either!
00:12:25I don't want to be here either!
00:12:28I don't want to be here!
00:12:29Look, look, I'm Slinky to get you everything!
00:12:31You don't know how that feels Marvin!
00:12:33Marshall! Marshall!
00:12:34Oh my god!
00:12:39Oh my god!
00:12:41Marshall!
00:12:42Look out!
00:12:46Marshall!
00:12:52Marshall!
00:12:53Marshall!
00:12:54Marshall!
00:12:54Oh my god!
00:12:58Oh my god!
00:13:01Marshall!
00:13:02Oh my god!
00:13:03Oh my god!
00:13:05Seriously, piggy bank as fuck!
00:13:08Oh my god!
00:13:11Oh my god!
00:13:13Oh my god!
00:13:15Oh my god!
00:13:19Oh my god!
00:13:24Oh my god!
00:13:26Oh my god!
00:13:27Oh my god!
00:13:28I need to find out for you!
00:13:30I want to find out you.
00:13:32You gotta be all right.
00:13:37We're here to take the money.
00:13:38Now, the overwinning will be the fun.
00:13:40It's the worst thing.
00:13:41Fuck that!
00:13:42Hold on, keep that money right now!
00:13:44No dead people need some money!
00:13:46I'm not going to die!
00:13:51We're not going to stay here and get killed over money.
00:13:53I think we should all leave.
00:13:54You might take them over?
00:13:56Yeah, I think we should take them over.
00:13:57Whoever wants to leave and leave, say, yippee!
00:14:01Yippee!
00:14:02Let's do it!
00:14:03We're going to get out of here.
00:14:04We're not going to die.
00:14:06Anybody who does the ball just say nothing.
00:14:08No, hell yeah!
00:14:12Goddamn it, we'll die!
00:14:13What if I refuse to play?
00:14:15And you will be.
00:14:16I will kill anybody, I just can't leave.
00:14:18I think he seems to have a good girl.
00:14:20Okay, fine, let's do it, don't get it.
00:14:22It's okay.
00:14:22It's okay.
00:14:23Yeah, and it's okay.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26I can't believe you've got your balls to stay with all that time.
00:14:28We're gonna die!
00:14:30We're gonna die!
00:14:31We're gonna die!
00:14:32Yes, we'll die!
00:14:34I don't get a $415 and the best you can do is your name.
00:14:36I don't know what I'm doing, don't stop it.
00:14:39I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just gonna say,
00:14:43I thought I need this money right there,
00:14:45so I don't know what you guys need for.
00:14:46I don't know what I'm doing.
00:14:47That fucking body, you just heard me saying,
00:14:49well stop me, you're poking your pants off.
00:14:51Just give me that to my ass.
00:14:52Yeah, give us an A.
00:14:52Oh yeah, what do you got to do?
00:14:53Stick your hands on my ass?
00:14:55I can't do it, you pussy.
00:14:58I can't do it, I can't do it.
00:14:59I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
00:15:01I can't do it, I can't do it.
00:15:03What the fuck is this?
00:15:05I didn't put any of nothing in the world,
00:15:07like you didn't look at it.
00:15:08No, no, no.
00:15:10I don't know what I'm doing.
00:15:12I don't know what I'm doing.
00:15:14I don't know, I'm old man.
00:15:16Ben, you do?
00:15:17Ben, you do?
00:15:18Ben, you've never seen a guy before?
00:15:20Yeah, we've never seen a guy before.
00:15:21Shut up, Ben!
00:15:23But when does the next game work place?
00:15:25Come on, Ben.
00:15:26I don't know.
00:15:28He's an old man.
00:15:29Next game's your car.
00:15:31You don't want to wait until the mall is sitting here.
00:15:33We want to hurry up and just get out of here.
00:15:34Can we play the next game now?
00:15:36You guys are about to play the next game now.
00:15:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:15:38I'm afraid they're not.
00:15:41No, no, no, no, we'll eat them later.
00:15:44Let's go play the games now.
00:15:45I don't care, let's go play the next game.
00:15:50We want to play the next game now, take us.
00:15:52OK, hold on.
00:15:54Everybody afford a single clock and all that.
00:15:56And you see it on the other day?
00:15:59Oh, you don't have to do this.
00:16:00Marshall, do you cancel that?
00:16:01Yes.
00:16:02It's you.
00:16:03Marshall, you're in the room.
00:16:04Watch out.
00:16:06I think so.
00:16:08Shit.
00:16:08I don't want to wait.
00:16:11Sing it.
00:16:12I don't want to wait.
00:16:13I feel the triangle here.
00:16:14Looks like the tip of my 15.
00:16:16What are you supposed to do today?
00:16:17is cut the shape out of your cookie without breaking the shape.
00:16:21If you break the shape, you'll get a remedy.
00:16:24I've played these games before.
00:16:26You definitely don't want triangle.
00:16:29You're a sucker to every point you want to be in.
00:16:32We're going to win.
00:16:34We're going to win.
00:16:36Once you've got your cookie,
00:16:38you'll find a place to sit down by yourself.
00:16:42You're lucky to have any cookies.
00:16:55What the fuck are you doing?
00:16:57I thought I was a beautiful test because of the magic.
00:17:00Okay, but you can't shoot me if you didn't have to the rules.
00:17:02Fine. Here, take this one.
00:17:06And don't eat.
00:17:06I won't eat a gene.
00:17:07All right, next.
00:17:08One drive, boy.
00:17:11I'm not going to win.
00:17:14I'm not going to win.
00:17:15I'm not going to win.
00:17:17We'll win the cookie.
00:17:18We'll win.
00:17:19Why'd you come to try,
00:17:20and you said the pickle is?
00:17:22Why, you said the big horse is fine now.
00:17:25Oh, I'm not going to lose the game.
00:17:26I'm going to win.
00:17:28Focus, now.
00:17:28Yes, in front of you,
00:17:30never put you in a shape.
00:17:31You showed you that you take the toothache
00:17:33and break out the shape without breaking the shape.
00:17:35I'm not supposed to break the shape,
00:17:37but I'm not supposed to break the shape.
00:17:39Yes, you're supposed to break the shape,
00:17:40but not the cookie.
00:17:41Stop.
00:17:43What's the cookie thing there?
00:17:44Does this fucking matter?
00:17:46Yeah, I'm fully free.
00:17:47Why'd it make the cookies?
00:17:48Circle man made the cookies, I'm square man.
00:17:53You have to bring the circle out of the circle.
00:17:55That's so fucking funny.
00:17:57I know.
00:17:58I want my egg.
00:17:59Fuck your egg, I didn't bring the egg.
00:18:01Go get an egg after you win.
00:18:05Circle man's making more cookies for the next group.
00:18:07Next group?
00:18:08What are you guys doing?
00:18:09I'm starting the fucking timer.
00:18:12I don't get it, so I should chisel the shit back.
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:15Oh man, this sucks at exploding instructions.
00:18:17They shouldn't just get the circle man
00:18:18or a powerful presentation or something.
00:18:20Like, I don't know what their hiring process is,
00:18:22but basically I feel like we should be the man.
00:18:24Oh!
00:18:25I don't get enough to eat it!
00:18:26I'm not eating it, gang.
00:18:28I'm licking it like a roll of dirty poopers.
00:18:31You die, you die.
00:18:32Why do you think this is fun?
00:18:33It's like Tracy.
00:18:35Excuse me, I don't mind.
00:18:37Can I get another one?
00:18:39Holy fuck!
00:18:40Okay, I think I understand the rules now.
00:18:41You have to break the shake out of the cookie
00:18:43without breaking the shake.
00:18:43Why didn't you just explain it?
00:18:45That's so awesome.
00:18:46Yes, easy now.
00:18:46Easy now.
00:18:47One second.
00:18:47I want to apply for the position of Square Man.
00:18:50Square Man, how much do you make?
00:18:56I don't know.
00:18:57I don't know.
00:18:58I don't know.
00:19:00I don't know.
00:19:01I don't know what I'm doing.
00:19:02This is too hard.
00:19:03Yeah, you shut up.
00:19:04Look, see, I have a circle.
00:19:05And I have a circle.
00:19:06I don't know this is just sugar.
00:19:08So if his eyebrows are really hard on them, then the shake should fall out easily.
00:19:13Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:19:15Yeah, see, my circle is simple.
00:19:17You want to trade?
00:19:18I already know how to do this.
00:19:20Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:19:21Yeah, I'm nervous.
00:19:23Ah, he broke his shape.
00:19:24He broke his shape.
00:19:25So.
00:19:26I don't want you to do it, baby.
00:19:36You're not going to do it so badly.
00:19:38Yeah, but this game isn't boring.
00:19:41Do it for you.
00:19:41Oh, thank you.
00:19:43Yes, I'm so sorry.
00:19:45What the fuck?
00:19:47Why?
00:19:47You idiot!
00:19:49It doesn't matter if you can find one place.
00:19:52I want everybody!
00:19:54I want girls!
00:19:56I'd like to go eat on my quill day!
00:19:59Hey, I want to go get it.
00:20:04Stinky homeless man pants.
00:20:08I did it! I really fucking did it!
00:20:10Let me see, let me see.
00:20:11Oh, shit, you did it!
00:20:12Yup, no mistake.
00:20:13You did that shit.
00:20:15Give me your heart and shoes extra.
00:20:16That's a pussy head shape.
00:20:17Wait, didn't you two circle?
00:20:18No!
00:20:19To the circle of that pussy head.
00:20:21We can't fucking head shape.
00:20:22Come on!
00:20:23Hey!
00:20:23Hey, box face!
00:20:24I did it, please!
00:20:26You're going to congratulate me or something?
00:20:28Congratulations.
00:20:29You want to know how I did it?
00:20:30No.
00:20:31I'm stuck in my blue heart.
00:20:32And the yeast infection dissolved the cookie around your shape.
00:20:35It's not the first time I've made cookies.
00:20:37We're going to see that.
00:20:39I'm done!
00:20:40I'm done!
00:20:41What?
00:20:42I'm done.
00:20:43Which ones are trying?
00:20:44I'm done.
00:20:45Okay.
00:20:46I'm done, too.
00:20:48I'm done, too.
00:20:50I'm done.
00:20:51No quedarê² ï¿½.
00:20:53I want to see a progress at the last one.
00:20:55Okay.
00:20:55You are a very good job.
00:20:56But if you look at it I'm going to get nervous and fucking up.
00:20:58So go away.
00:20:59Oh my God.
00:21:00Oh my God.
00:21:00Hey, you感фverank, how'd you break yourмат okay?
00:21:20I don't leave
00:21:21Shouldn't you just pay attention?
00:21:23I'm going to go for it.
00:21:25I'm going to go for it.
00:21:25Yeah!
00:21:26I'm going to go for it.
00:21:27I'm going to go for it.
00:21:30I'm going to go for it.
00:21:36Yeah, yeah, you're okay.
00:21:37Yeah, come on, we'll be okay.
00:21:40We're going to go for it.
00:21:43Congratulations on passing the second game.
00:21:45Well, that wasn't really a game that was just cool.
00:21:47I think we should get two eggs for doing that.
00:21:49Oh, and now I'm out, so we're going to tap to the second game.
00:21:52There's no point in announcing that.
00:21:53Like, if we quit, we could take the money and go to the dead ground.
00:21:55Yeah, I love that damn battle shit.
00:21:57And also, where is the birdman's day?
00:21:59They were right this year!
00:22:00I was so scared of this!
00:22:03I'm so weird about that.
00:22:05Can we go ahead and play the bird game?
00:22:06Nope, play tonight, play tomorrow.
00:22:08Well, I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep.
00:22:10It seems like twine people get trapped in the air today.
00:22:12Yeah, I know.
00:22:12Yeah, I'm starving. I'm putting out that air.
00:22:17Yeah, I'm starving
00:22:23That's right!
00:22:28Get
00:22:29That's crazy.
00:22:32You lost!
00:22:33You lost, man?
00:22:34I just didn't like this shot.
00:22:37No!
00:22:38Hm!
00:22:40educator
00:22:44Yes sir, the ma'am?
00:22:46I really can't tell what the man's on.
00:22:47Does anyone understand helping up on you?
00:22:50Here we go.
00:22:53Okay, so, um, since the rare man is dead,
00:22:56we need to have the circle man now.
00:22:59Now, who is the project?
00:23:02Yes, I take this.
00:23:03Alright, go again.
00:23:05They don't play the game.
00:23:08Okay.
00:23:09Come on, what's wrong with this?
00:23:11Well, the last one couldn't even form a sentence.
00:23:12Huge rappers as a kid,
00:23:14so he's not like that.
00:23:16So be nice.
00:23:19Okay.
00:23:20Everybody lifting up on one deal.
00:23:23Yeah, we know.
00:23:25It's TV time. Everybody can't go there to go TV.
00:23:28We don't want to go to Sweden. We want to play another game
00:23:30and get the verbal with them. Yeah, one more game.
00:23:32One more game. One more game.
00:23:35One more game. One more game.
00:23:36Okay, TV time later.
00:23:38We play that now.
00:23:39Pick up. Personal.
00:23:40Ooh, I pick Marvin. I want to block Vince.
00:23:42I love it. We should be our nerds.
00:23:44Yeah, I want to be part of the road.
00:23:45No, it's a female. I think we can get to have a shot all day.
00:23:48Yeah, we can't die this early in the series.
00:23:50I mean, honestly, you're lucky this video is in public.
00:23:53Ooh, I want to be.
00:23:54PG, that guy's a weird guy.
00:23:56Here I go, yeah, yeah.
00:23:58I'll pick up.
00:23:59Who's that?
00:24:01I'm going to win to the next game.
00:24:03I'm watching.
00:24:06I will not win the next game.
00:24:08The next game is Time of War.
00:24:10You grab the trump, and you pull very hard.
00:24:13And if you lose, you fall into the bucket of enemies.
00:24:16and start for Airborne!
00:24:18I will now pick the first two teams to play Cargoboy.
00:24:23Okay, uh...
00:24:24The girl with the bullies...
00:24:27...but it's, uh...
00:24:29...the bull guy with the red zone...
00:24:32...and Puckin' Guy.
00:24:33Puckin' Guy? I thought we were done with that shit.
00:24:35Run, Robin. Now everybody won't stop seeing you.
00:24:38But, what? This is the best day of my life!
00:24:40I get to kill my mom and I get to make billions of dollars!
00:24:42I don't wanna kill my wife!
00:24:43Oh, come on, Lauren!
00:24:44And everybody dreams of killing their wife, you know?
00:24:46You get married, after a few years you hate each other...
00:24:49...then you meet another woman, but you don't tell her that you're married...
00:24:51...so then you have to kill your wife, you know?
00:24:53You put the mammoth greens in a coffee...
00:24:54...and cut her brakes...
00:24:55...gore off a blue ship...
00:24:56...the American Dream, Marvin!
00:24:57I don't wanna do this!
00:24:59Marvin, I don't wanna do this!
00:25:00I don't wanna kill you!
00:25:02We're gonna kill you, I don't wanna kill you...
00:25:03...but she even has a chance.
00:25:05We're men, Marvin, they're women, and one of them is elderly.
00:25:08Puckin', you're a bitch!
00:25:09And I'm gonna do what that portion of my own fatigue should've done!
00:25:12Oh, yeah?
00:25:12I don't wanna kill you!
00:25:14He didn't say what I did was like, he needs to die!
00:25:17Hey, listen, I'm not gonna pull because I'm not gonna try to kill my wife!
00:25:20Okay, well, I'm sure I'm gonna pull.
00:25:21I'm not gonna pull either!
00:25:23Well, why didn't you pull the tampon out of your girl?
00:25:25You're gonna pull that!
00:25:26I guess it's just gonna be me versus my bitch ass!
00:25:28My son couldn't even feel like a jump rope when even the elementary school...
00:25:32...I just cannot fuck up with the jump rope belt.
00:25:34They just kept hitting my legs, and now I don't grab my legs so I can't even jump.
00:25:37But now I'm...
00:25:38Okay!
00:25:40Sweaty...
00:25:41...dead...
00:25:41...Potals!
00:25:43Come on, Marvin!
00:25:44Paul!
00:25:44I know she's your wife, but she's like a solid seven!
00:25:46You could do better!
00:25:47You didn't have a seven!
00:25:48Shut up, bitch!
00:25:49And Paul, you really wanna die all of a sudden?
00:25:51Paul, man, fuck him!
00:25:52This shit's on the cops and watches TV all day!
00:25:53This is for a hospital!
00:25:55I don't give a shit!
00:25:55For four hundred million dollars, you could be on a yacht in Costa Rica
00:25:58He's getting jello licked off your nipples!
00:26:00Woo!
00:26:01Oh, baby!
00:26:02See, Marvin, never trust a bitch!
00:26:04This is my little reason, he's done everything but trust his host!
00:26:06And right thing, Marvin, that means he's done skydiving!
00:26:09He's done a kid in a volcano!
00:26:10But he's never trusted homes, Marvin!
00:26:12There's gotta be a reason for that!
00:26:13He's hoping for you, so help me!
00:26:15Honestly, Marvin, I mean, to be real with you, I know you're not.
00:26:18I ain't terrible at following the father's life, but I'm pretty sure I got this.
00:26:22I'm doing fun for you.
00:26:23One good day, and I can probably come up with you.
00:26:25See, this is why man shouldn't be a woman's school.
00:26:27Oh, my God!
00:26:28Come on, man!
00:26:29Don't do that!
00:26:29I don't think it's nothing to distract you!
00:26:31Very close and jigs!
00:26:33Very close and jigs!
00:26:33Why are you doing that?
00:26:34Hey, boy!
00:26:35I don't know about the right one!
00:26:36Hey, boys!
00:26:37Get a hold of this!
00:26:39You know 70 jigs!
00:26:40Oh, my God!
00:26:41Oh, my God!
00:26:42Oh, my God!
00:26:43What are you doing?
00:26:45Where's Marshall?
00:26:46Look out!
00:26:47Oh, my God!
00:26:49Oh, my God!
00:26:50Oh, my God!
00:26:51Oh, my God!
00:26:54Oh, my God!
00:26:55Oh, my God!
00:27:07Oh, my God!
00:27:12Oh, no, no!
00:27:13Oh, no, no, no!
00:27:16Whoa!
00:27:19She's driving!
00:27:20She's driving!
00:27:21Hey, come on look at the lights out!
00:27:24I lost that shit!
00:27:25Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:27:27I lost that!
00:27:29I think I'm not sure about it!
00:27:31I think about it, she could go to the strip park before she was on the train!
00:27:34No, no, no!
00:27:36Oh, no, no!
00:27:38I'm not sure about it!
00:27:40I'm not sure about it!
00:27:41I'm not sure about it!
00:27:44I'm not sure about it!
00:27:46I'm not sure about it!
00:27:47Okay, she's the oldest team of the world!
00:27:51We've been through, and I'm gonna go!
00:27:54We've been through, and we've been through!
00:27:57Oh, no, no, no!
00:27:58Oh, no, no, no!
00:28:00Alright, Jackie!
00:28:01Look out!
00:28:02Look out!
00:28:04That's so beautiful!
00:28:06Yeah, I got the straight and the shameless game!
00:28:08Have you done?
00:28:10Oh, yeah.
00:28:10She's really something!
00:28:16How about you?
00:28:17What?
00:28:19What?
00:28:22What?
00:28:23No!
00:28:28Look out!
00:28:29Marshall look out!
00:28:32Whoa!
00:28:34Marshall look out!
00:28:35Marshall look out!
00:28:36You're screwed!
00:28:38Marshall look out!
00:28:41Oh my God!
00:28:44You know what they did?
00:28:46Oh my God!
00:28:49Look out!
00:28:50What are you doing?
00:28:51Marshall look out!
00:28:55Look out!
00:28:57You've got my baby's hair.
00:29:00I want to get you hanging from my home, guys!
00:29:02Hey, there's no way we're back!
00:29:04What are you doing?
00:29:05What's up?
00:29:06Yay!
00:29:07Miss you!
00:29:11RISCLE!
00:29:12Where did this game be forewad stream?
00:29:15I didn't even know...
00:29:15I think you could make your room
00:29:18I'm operating on my own own way
00:29:20And the other two boys
00:29:22They will get tired
00:29:23Hey guys, did you get tired?
00:29:25You pulled back and you took it.
00:29:30Okay!
00:29:32Ready!
00:29:33Dead!
00:29:34Protowall!
00:29:35Oh!
00:29:36Oh!
00:29:38Oh!
00:29:39Oh!
00:29:40Oh!
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:43Oh!
00:29:43Oh!
00:29:43Oh!
00:29:44Oh!
00:29:46Oh!
00:29:47Oh!
00:29:51Oh!
00:29:55That's empty!
00:29:56Keep tapping that into the stands!
00:29:58I'm going to find an extra chromatode!
00:30:00I felt it!
00:30:02I missed it!
00:30:05I missed it!
00:30:08I missed it!
00:30:09All right!
00:30:12I missed it!
00:30:13Oh my God!
00:30:14You're the one who's going to get out of here!
00:30:17There's no damage!
00:30:20Oh my God!
00:30:23Oh my God!
00:30:24I'm a juggles.
00:30:26My tongue changes are changed.
00:30:28Oh my God!
00:30:30There's no damage!
00:30:31Oh my God!
00:30:33Oh my God!
00:30:38Oh my God!
00:30:39I'm a juggles.
00:30:41I'm a tiger!
00:30:43I'm a tiger!
00:30:45I'm a tiger!
00:30:47I'm a monkey dude!
00:30:48Hey, how's this guy?
00:30:50This pyramid!
00:30:54We can't get this!
00:30:56We can't get this!
00:30:57I'm a stupid cool man!
00:30:59What are you trying to do?
00:31:01You're a big bitch!
00:31:02Hey, Marvin, we survived again!
00:31:04We can't find him at left!
00:31:06I'm a judge, you're a judge!
00:31:08Hey, look at me!
00:31:11What are you doing now?
00:31:12What are you doing now?
00:31:14Look at him!
00:31:15I'm going to get you guys!
00:31:17Keep going, buddy!
00:31:18I'm going to get you!
00:31:20I'm going to get you!
00:31:21I'm going to get you!
00:31:23I'm going to get you!
00:31:25What are you doing now?
00:31:29Please look at the girl!
00:31:31Look at this!
00:31:33Hey, take your mask off and take your mask off!
00:31:35What's up?
00:31:37What's up?
00:31:38Oh, come on!
00:31:39Show me what you think!
00:31:42What's up?
00:31:48I'm going to get you!
00:31:53I'm going to get you!
00:31:54I'm going to get you!
00:31:55I'm going to get you!
00:31:56I'm going to get you!
00:31:57I'm going to get you!
00:31:57Let's just go to sleep!
00:31:58I'm going to play the next game!
00:32:07I'm going to get you!
00:32:13Watch out!
00:32:15Watch out!
00:32:17Watch out!
00:32:20I'm going to get you!
00:32:20Doctor, baby, be careful!
00:32:22Whoa!
00:32:23This is what you're getting!
00:32:24What are you doing?
00:32:26This is what you're getting!
00:32:28Oh, what are you doing?
00:32:30Yes!
00:32:31Oh, don't you come and get it, baby?
00:32:33He's watching!
00:32:33Come and get it!
00:32:34Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:32:37I'm trying to let my baby get to me.
00:32:38You're making some technicals up.
00:32:40I know it's just right.
00:32:41I don't want to touch this.
00:32:42I'm all right.
00:32:43Oh, yeah!
00:32:44You fucking stupid.
00:32:45Oh, you must not know.
00:32:46I'm a little bit better.
00:32:48You better get with the program and get left behind.
00:32:50So, uh...
00:32:51Yo, that's all.
00:32:52Please stop it.
00:32:53We're all so special!
00:32:54Look, baby, just come and get him back.
00:32:55Hey, I know you want this, Keithy!
00:32:58No, no, no, no, no.
00:33:00I know you hiding that outfit.
00:33:01Sorry, you want me to turn the camera off.
00:33:03Look, I'm too.
00:33:05You're ready for the...
00:33:09You like it, y'all?
00:33:10I know it's small, but it'll get there in a minute.
00:33:16I'm gonna take the rest.
00:33:17Wait, wait, please, hold up, hold up!
00:33:22I'll gotta...
00:33:23I'll gotta...
00:33:24You're ready.
00:33:29I'll do it.
00:33:31They're over here.
00:33:32I'm ready.
00:33:32I'm ready.
00:33:32I'm ready.
00:33:34I'm ready.
00:33:35But I know I got it...
00:33:35I know I'm ready.
00:33:38I know, I'm ready.
00:33:39I know.
00:33:41You're ready.
00:33:42I'm ready, you're ready.
00:33:45You're ready.
00:33:46What's up?
00:34:12What the hell are you doing?
00:34:15What? What? What?
00:34:16What? What?
00:34:18What? What the fuck? What the fuck is fucking speaking? What are you doing?
00:34:21I just want to see what I'm talking about.
00:34:23What is wrong with you?
00:34:24There's nothing wrong with me. I just want to see what's inside.
00:34:27It's just like I'm sexually.
00:34:28No!
00:34:29I used to read a rose on the stage and I thought it was like a peaceful thing.
00:34:33That's fucking weird though. It's not weird.
00:34:35It's not weird. It's extremely weird.
00:34:38What? I don't think they could be anything.
00:34:40What? What? That's fucking weird. You're freaking me out.
00:34:43Why?
00:34:46I'm not your sick now so you weren't good at me.
00:34:49This is amazing.
00:34:50It's a really good vibe.
00:34:52This is really good.
00:34:53This is really good.
00:34:54You got ready?
00:34:58Did you hear me?
00:34:59Did you hear me?
00:35:00I saw that a house!
00:35:01Did you hear me?
00:35:02I saw it!
00:35:03I saw it!
00:35:08Everyone!
00:35:08I saw it, man.
00:35:10I just woke up, man!
00:35:12Jesus, Morgan, did you even sleep?
00:35:13Yeah, I just woke up and showed it.
00:35:14No, you did, you're on.
00:35:15There's a whole blood shot.
00:35:16You're watching the old man's leak on my heart.
00:35:18No, I'm sorry, you freak.
00:35:20Can somebody kill Marvin in the next game?
00:35:22He's a freak.
00:35:22It is time to play the next game.
00:35:25Wait, no breakfast?
00:35:26God, this place sucks.
00:35:27I'm going to holiday and give you free continental breakfast.
00:35:29Give you some fruit or something.
00:35:30You will be awarded a meal after the next two games.
00:35:34What, the next two?
00:35:35It's going to be like lunchtime by then.
00:35:36Why don't I live that long?
00:35:37I want to die in an empty stomach.
00:35:39Well, what's the next game?
00:35:40Oh, I bet it's a staring contest.
00:35:41I don't want to get paired up with freak boy.
00:35:43Pick your partners for the next game.
00:35:45Oh, it's definitely a staring contest.
00:35:47I want the old man.
00:35:48He's going to fall asleep so I can kill him.
00:35:50Who looks like me and your apartment then?
00:35:52I don't know.
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:55Wait, what happened to him?
00:35:57Oh, wow.
00:35:58Then it's like you.
00:35:58Maybe you can fall off a bundle?
00:36:00Yeah.
00:36:00Maybe that's the little dumpster.
00:36:02Oh, I'm going to get shot by the baby.
00:36:03I don't know.
00:36:05I don't know.
00:36:05I don't know.
00:36:05I don't know.
00:36:06I don't know.
00:36:09I don't know.
00:36:09I don't know.
00:36:10It's all the kind of mule.
00:36:11That's why they didn't let us eat breakfast.
00:36:13They didn't want us to spoil our appetite for marbles.
00:36:15Use marbles.
00:36:16You can cook us.
00:36:17Oh, yeah.
00:36:17We used to have these in kindergarten all the time.
00:36:19I could always eat the most marbles.
00:36:21How'd you get out-bunched Mabel the Marble Launcher?
00:36:23Let me tell you about it.
00:36:24So when I was in kindergarten, we would always eat marbles.
00:36:26We weren't supposed to, and for legal purposes, I should say you shouldn't either because
00:36:30they could cause a structure in your bowels and you could die.
00:36:32But for my made-up story, I used to eat marbles all the time.
00:36:35Other kids would eat cereal for breakfast, but I would eat all the marbles.
00:36:38There was this one girl named Mabel the Marble Launcher.
00:36:40She would keep a pack of marbles in her pocket like they used to do.
00:36:43Whenever she used the bathroom, it sounded like she was shooting up the bathroom with a baby gun.
00:36:47Her shit looked like Reese's pulse.
00:36:48One day, she challenged me to a marble eating contest, and I said,
00:36:51You really want to do this, bitch?
00:36:52But the teacher heard me, and I got suspended, so I didn't actually get to beat her in the marble
00:36:56eating contest.
00:36:57And when I got back to school from being suspended, she had already been in the middle.
00:37:00I said they'll be cute.
00:37:01What was the great food story?
00:37:03Well, we're never really despite.
00:37:05But I know I wouldn't be enabled in that marble eating contest.
00:37:08She didn't look good at me.
00:37:09I'm like a good kid.
00:37:10I will now explain your rules to begin.
00:37:13Using your sound at harvest.
00:37:15Play a dance.
00:37:15Roaring!
00:37:16Make your clothes off!
00:37:19Shut up!
00:37:20She's turned off the roof!
00:37:22Like I was saying, they're using your sound at tall marbles to play the game of your choice through your
00:37:28part-hound.
00:37:29The player intended is to take all tall marbles from their part-hound wins.
00:37:36Oh, you're going down, daddy!
00:37:38Like my syndrome being took in your part-hound.
00:37:41I don't want to play a game, Junkie.
00:37:43Oh, we're not going to hear you.
00:37:44How about whoever makes your best marbles?
00:37:46Wait, we have a piece of art.
00:37:46It's not a game.
00:37:47Damn it, man.
00:37:48That means we can't do a marble eating contest.
00:37:50Unless I eat all your marbles.
00:37:51You can't even my marbles.
00:37:55Wait, she said any game of our choice right now.
00:37:57Can we play Fortnite?
00:37:58I can totally smoke this old man and wouldn't be more than Fortnite.
00:38:01No, son.
00:38:01You cannot do that.
00:38:03You can't even my Fortnite.
00:38:03He said any game of our choice.
00:38:05Right.
00:38:06Okay, fine.
00:38:07Bring me the basketball.
00:38:08Okay, he has a horse.
00:38:09You should only play the game using your marbles.
00:38:12Nothing else.
00:38:13Gotcha.
00:38:13This place sucks.
00:38:14What kind of game are you supposed to play with Americans?
00:38:16I'm done!
00:38:17I'm done, too.
00:38:17Can you come play our smiley faces?
00:38:19No, no, no.
00:38:20This is not fun to play the game.
00:38:22You're supposed to take your opponent's marbles.
00:38:24Well, why smiley faces?
00:38:25No, so it's more any time to go direct.
00:38:28No, it's rare with the most marbles at the end of the game.
00:38:31But we both have 10 levels with the marbles.
00:38:33No, you're supposed to do that.
00:38:34It's marbles.
00:38:35Well, how do we people do that?
00:38:36You're supposed to have three games if you cast.
00:38:39Wait, so you guys have $400 million and you're gonna think about two more games?
00:38:42You're just like, here's some marbles.
00:38:43Figure it out.
00:38:44That's stupid.
00:38:45If you refuse to play the game, you will be eliminated.
00:38:49If you're refusing to play it, I'm just saying you should tell us what game to play
00:38:52like you did in the last few fucking games with the cookie and shit.
00:38:54You will play it.
00:38:55Okay, see?
00:38:56I'll give you an example.
00:38:57Even or odd.
00:38:59What?
00:38:59What are you talking about?
00:39:00We both have 10 marbles at the top.
00:39:02No, you brass marbles in your hand.
00:39:04And your harder guesses whether you have an even or odd amount of marbles in your hand.
00:39:08If they get it right, they take those marbles from your hand.
00:39:11If they get it wrong, you take them and the marbles from them.
00:39:15The fucking monster just has to understand what she can say.
00:39:18Can we just do cookies again?
00:39:19I think I know how to do that one without breaking them then.
00:39:21No, you can't.
00:39:22I hope you do even better.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:24What about this game?
00:39:25What way?
00:39:26What year?
00:39:27We both are in law, but so God just wins.
00:39:29Do I win?
00:39:31Can I have a friend just now?
00:39:32I'm a man that I succeed.
00:39:33And you can't shoot me.
00:39:35I didn't lose.
00:39:36Listen, if you're gonna handle this job, maybe you should go back to making cookies.
00:39:38Like, is there another case-to-case parts we need to be talking to?
00:39:42Like, is there a star man?
00:39:43Or like a trapezoid man?
00:39:44Or like you're a Lonegram man?
00:39:46Or like, is there a decadence man?
00:39:48If you just stop talking, I will shoot you!
00:39:50Yeah, I doubt it.
00:39:51That's gotta be true.
00:39:53There's only four of us left, so you definitely should be a man.
00:39:56Or like, get your partner's monsters in two minutes, or you die.
00:40:02Okay, seriously guys, we have to think of a game.
00:40:04We only have two minutes.
00:40:05Well, I think I'm pretty committed to the moment of the game.
00:40:07Yes, sir, old man.
00:40:08Like, C&B fan of the Cripple Bowl bar,
00:40:10and they came to put a great fan in the light of the-
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:13Oh, okay!
00:40:14Alright, you want to go, what?
00:40:15Are you finished?
00:40:16Well, you know, I'm a smart photographer.
00:40:19I never met you.
00:40:19I'm gonna tell you about it.
00:40:20I'm doing one of you!
00:40:22I wanted to get their stories!
00:40:23Oh, okay, okay.
00:40:25Yeah, no, he's gonna die.
00:40:26Well, and they don't call me Brooklyn Dye the Marble for Miles Thrower for nothing.
00:40:30They call me that guy's going to throw me for miles.
00:40:32I'm like, shit!
00:40:33It slipped out of my hand!
00:40:34That doesn't count!
00:40:36TAUSE IT!
00:40:36No, no, no, no!
00:40:37I can do it again.
00:40:38I make up the game, I can make up some rules.
00:40:39She's not even watching them.
00:40:41No.
00:40:42Okay, well, I know.
00:40:43That one doesn't have to count, though.
00:40:45I'm gonna do better exercise!
00:40:47Shit, you thought I didn't have to.
00:40:48Alright, yeah, shit!
00:40:49Well, shirt number of Marble!
00:40:51Oh, my God!
00:40:52Did you get head number three?
00:40:54You did do it!
00:40:55I don't want them in your act!
00:40:56I'm horrible!
00:40:56Didn't the rest of them were going in there!
00:40:58No!
00:40:59Oh, come on!
00:41:00You're cheating!
00:41:01Guys, you're cheating!
00:41:03You're cheating!
00:41:03You're cheating!
00:41:03You could be selling them on this marble game!
00:41:05Which shouldn't be possible, but he's so old.
00:41:07You know what?
00:41:07I want to play a different game.
00:41:09You couldn't even think of all of this!
00:41:11Okay, well, how about this?
00:41:12We're playing the augmented game.
00:41:14How many marbles am I holding?
00:41:15Don't look.
00:41:16Uh, four!
00:41:17Uh, five!
00:41:18No, not so long.
00:41:19I got odd three.
00:41:21I just saw you take a marble out of your hand and put it on the floor!
00:41:24What?
00:41:24How did you see that?
00:41:25I must do an update, which is against the rules!
00:41:27Did you tell me you were cheating?
00:41:29Ma'am, he was cheating at the game we were playing!
00:41:31No!
00:41:32I am so tired of hearing your voice!
00:41:34Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, ma'am, listen, listen.
00:41:36He was cheating, we were doing, we were doing a good run game, and he threw a part of the
00:41:40thing,
00:41:40and so he definitely somehow cheated.
00:41:41And then we were doing the odd living game, and then I told him not to vote, and then
00:41:45he walked when I dropped one, because he got the answer right!
00:41:47He made me so confused!
00:41:48You are naked today!
00:41:50I know!
00:41:51Oh, ma'am, excuse me.
00:41:52Jeffy, for all ten of his marbles in it, I guess the number I'd go for, but I know,
00:41:57I mean, obviously the answer's ten, but I don't want ten shitty marbles.
00:42:00Actually, there's nine marbles in my hand, and one marble on my hand, so you owe me nine
00:42:05two marbles.
00:42:06Okay, what's the deal?
00:42:07But, ma'am, what is it?
00:42:07I don't care how you do it, but you better have twenty marbles by the time of time in zero.
00:42:15Twenty marbles?
00:42:16How are we supposed to do that?
00:42:17You take them from your heart!
00:42:19You're way over there!
00:42:21I'm leaving the world, and we'll come back when the team is alive.
00:42:24I'm leaving the world, and we'll come back when I'm homeocrossing your first time!
00:42:29I died!
00:42:31Oh, my god, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
00:42:35All right, man, I'm tired of these games.
00:42:37You want more fun, then whoever throws at the farthest gets all the bars.
00:42:41Okay, you want more fun?
00:42:43Thy...
00:42:45Thy...
00:42:49Thy...
00:42:50Thy...
00:42:56I win! I win!
00:42:57Ma'am, ma'am, where do you go then?
00:42:59No! Oh, he's taking really loose!
00:43:01You just hold me up!
00:43:03I'm sorry!
00:43:05I'm sorry!
00:43:07No, ma'am! No, ma'am!
00:43:09I'm sorry, ma'am!
00:43:10I'm sorry, ma'am!
00:43:13I'm sorry, ma'am!
00:43:19No, ma'am!
00:43:20No, ma'am!
00:43:20She called him boss twice,
00:43:22and I don't think she's really gonna shoot him!
00:43:24I'm telling you, something's up with him!
00:43:26Put that mobile away, ma'am!
00:43:27I don't think I'm gonna go there!
00:43:29Oh, no, Jeffy, I'm gonna die!
00:43:31What?
00:43:33I'm gonna die!
00:43:36You might have the old mobile phones,
00:43:38then you can do that!
00:43:41Oh, ma'am!
00:43:42Ma'am, I will die!
00:43:44Oh, we both do!
00:43:47That's not possible!
00:43:49Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:43:50And I gave both of mine a little old man's life!
00:43:52But you can't do that!
00:43:54Well, you can't just make up a new world!
00:43:55I can't need mine!
00:43:56I said we're at 20 miles!
00:43:57Oh, no, I'm going to die!
00:44:01Watch out!
00:44:03I got some fire!
00:44:04We're at 20 miles!
00:44:05Watch out!
00:44:09Watch out!
00:44:10Watch out!
00:44:11Watch out!
00:44:13Watch out!
00:44:17Oh yeah, what can I do with a cork enemy?
00:44:20Where's Michael?
00:44:20Look at us, boy!
00:44:22Fuck you!
00:44:23What a real fucking mess, but it would be a real kick
00:44:26They need someone in the crowd!
00:44:28Okay, did boys mean nothing here?
00:44:29You just had to do that model game.
00:44:31Oh, it was bullshit. You couldn't even aim them all guys.
00:44:34You had to like, count on, roll, or put in your hands or something.
00:44:37Oh, the game was easy.
00:44:39You weren't just stupid, and then the crowd making fun of you the entire time.
00:44:44Oh my god, let's go!
00:44:46If you want to give us a piece of paper, tell us to do it.
00:44:49Because that's what the last game wanted to make you think of a good game.
00:44:52How about you take some of the fun out of the game, and you can get to buy better games
00:44:55like Bruno, or Connect Four, or Edge of Seven, or Tag,
00:44:59and you will actually see literally anything you'll get back to.
00:45:01Okay, shut up! I will find out what the next game is!
00:45:04Oh my god, what are you shooting?
00:45:08Oh my god, what are you shooting?
00:45:11It's time to play!
00:45:12Marshall, look out!
00:45:14I thought you were just gonna give us a balloon or stick.
00:45:16I'm just gonna beat myself.
00:45:18Shut up!
00:45:19I'm gonna play the game, everybody.
00:45:21She's gonna lose the game, or she should be fired!
00:45:23Oh, no!
00:45:25Marshall!
00:45:25We're the next game, we are at the core of fighters.
00:45:30Marshall, what are you doing here?
00:45:32Marshall!
00:45:34Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:45:34Marshall!
00:45:35Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:45:36Marshall!
00:45:36Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:45:37Marshall, look out!
00:45:40Marshall, look out!
00:45:41Oh my god!
00:45:42Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:42This is so quiet.
00:45:44Marshall!
00:45:45Uh oh.
00:45:47What are you doing here?
00:45:48You're such a chill!
00:45:49You are your number, what are you doing here?
00:45:51You're still not coming up and getting me more.
00:45:53Here he is here!
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:45:55Oh my god!
00:45:56Oh my god!
00:45:57Oh my god, oh my god!
00:45:57Knock it off!
00:45:58It is time to play.
00:46:00Watch out!
00:46:00Oh my god!
00:46:02Oh my god!
00:46:04Marshall, look out!
00:46:05Yeah, yeah.
00:46:06Yeah, yeah.
00:46:06I think you got me a friend of the fucking film.
00:46:08Yeah, I think that's it.
00:46:09Come here and girl.
00:46:10Who you just fucking did?
00:46:12Martial.
00:46:13OK.
00:46:14OK.
00:46:16What?
00:46:17Did you know what I called the thing?
00:46:17What?
00:46:18I,ừa, calamari.
00:46:19I want to!
00:46:19We wanna get some champagne, a crack spread out of Nicky Guardia?
00:46:23What?
00:46:24But you used to make the best dinky man and he out, hold me.
00:46:27I swear I like to hear you talking about that one more time.
00:46:30What?
00:46:31Oh, yeah.
00:46:31What?
00:46:33Oh, you could have been grubbing him.
00:46:35What?
00:46:36You can slide up the face right there inside.
00:46:38And the way you can't see the chicken mask at the face side.
00:46:41What?
00:46:41Really?
00:46:41You should have shown the chicken mask.
00:46:43Can you hear me?
00:46:43What?
00:46:44Oh, yeah?
00:46:46Well, I'm about to pull my mask and throw out of your ass,
00:46:48or you're just gonna fall asleep.
00:46:49Oh, you know what?
00:46:50I thought you were gonna get out of here.
00:46:52I don't know.
00:46:53I don't know what I'm gonna get out of here.
00:46:54Oh, wow, it looks like two of them.
00:46:55I don't know what you're gonna get out of here.
00:46:56Oh, look out.
00:46:57Oh, look out.
00:46:58Oh, oh.
00:46:59Who is the big motherfucker who's running this game?
00:47:01Don't you worry, the dog, the time's your fucking dog in the back,
00:47:04Don't you?
00:47:05I'm not watched.
00:47:06I have to watch them again tonight.
00:47:08No, no, no.
00:47:09They're the bullsh 오늘's situation.
00:47:10The bullsh 오늘's lives.
00:47:12The bullsh 오늘's lives.
00:47:12If they take my loved one, they'd be more than a good deal.
00:47:15Hmm.
00:47:16You're a cop with ourILS, I've reached the tent, what have you?
00:47:18Can I get in?
00:47:19Jim, I'll shoot you.
00:47:21You make four hundred million dollars a lot of money!
00:47:23I wanted to ride my lunch!
00:47:25I'm sorry for you.
00:47:26You're a real free fit.
00:47:27I've always had a thing if you have your fucking dog in the back,
00:47:31Oh my god, someone got the book in my back!
00:47:34No, no, no!
00:47:36It's okay to watch the clip.
00:47:38I'm the only black man.
00:47:41I'm the only black man.
00:47:42I'm the only black man.
00:47:45Uh-oh, look at him!
00:47:47Whoa!
00:47:49Marshall, look at him!
00:47:52Hey, where did the girls in this game?
00:47:53Marshall, look at him!
00:47:56Hey, could you speak the hell off?
00:47:58You'll wait over there and you can't hear anything you say.
00:48:01Are you kidding me?
00:48:02See that?
00:48:03Keep up that title to all of the series.
00:48:06This game is called Glass Bridge.
00:48:09When the timer starts, you will cross the bridge in alphabetical order according to your name.
00:48:15Make it across the bridge before the time ends and you win.
00:48:19Thank you, buddy.
00:48:23Hey, what could kill us?
00:48:25Look out!
00:48:27Yes, one tiny thing that could kill you.
00:48:30Some of these glass panels are made of tempered glass.
00:48:34Some of these glass panels are made of tempered glass that won't break if you step on it.
00:48:40The other is regular glass that will break if you step on it.
00:48:45You must hit the correct glass or make it across the same day.
00:48:50I feel like that's important information you should have said the first time.
00:48:53I hope you do!
00:48:55You do!
00:48:56You must have done it to yourself!
00:49:04You must have done it to yourself!
00:49:09No!
00:49:10Now he's trying, but I actually don't mind that.
00:49:12You will be the third gear, he will, you sent the for it.
00:49:14Yes, he will.
00:49:24Guys, well guess what? I don't go by guy either. I actually go by my middle name, which is the
00:49:28letter T, so it would be Hank Picks.
00:49:30Oh, oh, oh, oh. You guys didn't know this, but I used to work in West and to play.
00:49:36You know the difference between different glasses?
00:49:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49:50oh, oh.
00:49:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:49:57I'm strong.
00:50:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50:24No way!
00:50:26Jeff, how did you do it?
00:50:28That ain't got you!
00:50:30Did anyone see what you stepped on?
00:50:32It was a shock.
00:50:33Which one did you step on?
00:50:35A circle triangle, that bumper, white bumper,
00:50:38that's going to be up.
00:50:44I forgot my speed ran at me!
00:50:47Can you see my name?
00:50:52Can you see my name?
00:50:53Can you see my name?
00:50:53Uh, my middle name is...
00:50:54What's your name?
00:50:57I gotta see what I do.
00:50:58Um, no, no.
00:51:01Um, could someone help me with the next one?
00:51:03Does anyone know possibly like it?
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Be careful there!
00:51:10Be careful there!
00:51:11It's like you're not in there!
00:51:12Watch out now!
00:51:15Oh!
00:51:15Oh!
00:51:15I got Marble in my ass!
00:51:18I can talk to you when you go!
00:51:19I don't want Marble in your ass!
00:51:21Marble, you're waiting for Japan, y'all!
00:51:22All of our lives are good, y'all!
00:51:23Get the shitty Marble box!
00:51:26Okay, bye!
00:51:30I'm so thin!
00:51:32Jeffy!
00:51:33You missed!
00:51:35Dang, I can shoot him out of my ass!
00:51:38I'm so thin!
00:51:40I'm so thin!
00:51:43I'm so thin!
00:51:45I'm so thin!
00:51:48I'm so thin!
00:51:50I'm so thin!
00:51:50Wait, who is it?
00:51:51I'm so thin!
00:51:55I'm so thin!
00:51:57I'm so thin!
00:51:57Oh my god!
00:51:59I have no fucking idea!
00:52:02I'm so thin!
00:52:02Are you kidding me?
00:52:03I'm so thin!
00:52:04I'm so thin!
00:52:06I'm so thin!
00:52:11Are you kidding me?!
00:52:12I don't know what you're moving for!
00:52:16So I don't have to go!
00:52:17No, I don't have to go all the way!
00:52:19No!
00:52:19I don't have to go all the way!
00:52:31Yeah, that's right, team up, you pick them all together.
00:52:34And you come up here and you do it.
00:52:37Oh, what's going to be?
00:52:38You're not going to work in glasses.
00:52:40You're not going to work in glasses.
00:52:44You're not going to work in glasses.
00:52:45No, all you know how to do is shit on me with the babysitter.
00:52:49Oh, I don't want the babysitter.
00:52:51Let me out, let me out, go for me.
00:52:53I don't want the babysitter.
00:52:53I don't want the babysitter.
00:52:55I don't want the babysitter.
00:52:57This is my friend.
00:52:59Damn, Morgan, you fucking savage.
00:53:01I didn't think I had a meeting.
00:53:02All right.
00:53:05We just three towels left.
00:53:07The towel is still on the move.
00:53:09It's so I'm going to go first.
00:53:10Baby, baby, do those next?
00:53:13I'm right, you're right. Get up, lady.
00:53:17Look, the dog's moving like he's going.
00:53:22I'm not sure.
00:53:23Is this one looking as the weird thing to you?
00:53:25Yeah, I can't tell it with me.
00:53:27Hey, you can't push me!
00:53:29I can't push me!
00:53:32I can't push me!
00:53:33I'm not sure.
00:53:36Stop pushing me!
00:53:37I'm good!
00:53:40You actually have to do that one.
00:53:41You can't push me!
00:53:43Move it!
00:53:44Move it, you jump!
00:53:46You should jump out and feel them.
00:53:50You are right.
00:53:51It makes me crazy.
00:53:52You can't push me!
00:53:53You can't push me!
00:53:55You can't push me!
00:53:57No! Shepin is gone!
00:54:02I can't believe Shepin is dead!
00:54:04I can't believe Shepin is dead!
00:54:04I'm gonna have to test them.
00:54:06I actually saw the ones that Jeffy stepped on,
00:54:08so I couldn't say a dollar move,
00:54:09but I wanted to remember them.
00:54:12You lost me!
00:54:13Yeah, we can discuss that later. The time is about to end.
00:54:16No!
00:54:18No!
00:54:20No!
00:54:24No!
00:54:27No!
00:54:29What the f...
00:54:29What's the point of that?
00:54:30We made a new product, asshole!
00:54:32You're just gonna shoot the last one?
00:54:33I'm gonna make a double!
00:54:34The two times the game got out!
00:54:36Hell yeah, I did!
00:54:38It was so cool!
00:54:40I'm sorry!
00:54:40I'm evil!
00:54:41The target store, Rob!
00:54:42Hey, wait, wait, I'll get you a house payment!
00:54:45Oh, I had stats.
00:54:46I guess I think that would be more wish I could've made it, but I fucking can't!
00:54:50Ignore him!
00:54:51Wait, who am I? I've never even seen him in that real cleaner.
00:54:55Could he be already?
00:54:56Hello? Am I talking about floating belts over here?
00:54:59If you've got punks, I wouldn't make a bag on Superboard.
00:55:02It's just gonna be!
00:55:03Well, fuck, they're moving all the way.
00:55:04I'm afraid we're gonna do something wrong, please.
00:55:06Thank you for being here.
00:55:09Oh, wow! Now, what's the shit here?
00:55:11It tastes like a hot dog!
00:55:13It's a hot dog?
00:55:14Yeah, it tastes like pickled-ass cheeks!
00:55:16Well, maybe, where's Bob Biffo?
00:55:18Right there, Goofy!
00:55:20Oh, come on, no, we're right there!
00:55:21It's like a fucking thing!
00:55:22I'm like, no, wait, wait, wait!
00:55:24It's a great home, I'm gonna get a wringer out of there, boy!
00:55:27Yeah, everyone has!
00:55:29Oh, my God! You're gonna be afraid of race!
00:55:31Well, come on, I fucking found like anything of this stupid-ass mess!
00:55:35I'm gonna go to the bathroom and whack all of them!
00:55:37Oh, my God! I am so sorry I got it!
00:55:40He's got it just like a terrible one!
00:55:41Oh!
00:55:42Oh!
00:55:43Congratulations, man!
00:55:44That's a good one for you!
00:55:46Okay, cool, but that last game?
00:55:47What was that?
00:55:48Well, we all made it drop the glass bridge,
00:55:50and then you guys just blew it up in our faces,
00:55:52like, there were glass shards everywhere!
00:55:54I mean, look at Marvin, he got all cut up!
00:55:55And he didn't focus that it was anyone on the bridge!
00:55:58Okay, but there was nobody left on the bridge,
00:56:01so I don't know why you guys blew it up!
00:56:02And you guys could've just dropped the glass set!
00:56:04You didn't have to blow it up to make glass shards fly everywhere!
00:56:07You know how hard it's gonna be to clean up?
00:56:08It's for hammer and clean up,
00:56:09well, it's nice to get it all over!
00:56:11It's because you made it!
00:56:12It's because you made it!
00:56:13It's because you made it!
00:56:14It's because you made it!
00:56:15It's because you made it!
00:56:15You made it!
00:56:16You're not as fancy there!
00:56:17We've got how fancy we are!
00:56:18No elbows on the table fancy or all dark fancy!
00:56:21And also, some of you love!
00:56:22No!
00:56:23Okay!
00:56:23One of you, I don't think I'm gonna sell it!
00:56:25I don't need a secret!
00:56:26And for deserving!
00:56:27I want one of those up!
00:56:28What's that thing you want me to do?
00:56:30Are you in a suit?
00:56:30You're in a suit!
00:56:31I want that or vanilla ice cream?
00:56:33You do not!
00:56:34Okay!
00:56:35But if I like it, I'm gonna come away!
00:56:36What are you saying?
00:56:37What are you saying?
00:56:38What are you saying?
00:56:39What are you saying?
00:56:40What are you saying?
00:56:41What are you saying?
00:56:41What are you saying?
00:56:43Is this like a rental thing?
00:56:45Are you going to charge me if you're dirty?
00:56:46Because I know when that's a year!
00:56:47No!
00:56:48Okay!
00:56:48What are you saying?
00:56:49Oh, what are you saying?
00:56:50It's good to be with some of those suits!
00:56:52Oh, yeah!
00:56:53Kiki!
00:56:54Where are they?
00:56:55Oh, my God!
00:56:57These are some nice suits!
00:56:58Daddy, I want s fiffy and s concur!
00:57:00I'm about to get too hungry!
00:57:01Hell yeah, Jeffy!
00:57:02Marvin!
00:57:03Be honest, how good do I look?
00:57:04Do I look like James Bond?
00:57:05Oh my God!
00:57:06Brooklyn guy!
00:57:07Bede, Bede, Bede, Bede, Bede, Bede, Bede, Bede.
00:57:10Oh, my God!
00:57:11Hey, hey!
00:57:12Hey, hey!
00:57:12Hey, hey, hey!
00:57:12Hey, hey!
00:57:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:57:13Hey, hey, hey!
00:57:14Hey, hey, hey!
00:57:17That's why I wore a suit, it was a shot.
00:57:19Yeah, off the security department.
00:57:23It was a suit.
00:57:24It was a suit.
00:57:45It was a suit.
00:57:45This better not be ready, bitch!
00:57:47Oh my god, now this is a meal?
00:57:50Fuck those eggs!
00:57:51What is it? So many of them are miscarriages?
00:57:54Garlic mashed potatoes?
00:57:55Now if we're gonna be killing each other,
00:57:57this is the kind of meal we should be eating.
00:57:59Tonight's feast is prepared as a token of gratitude
00:58:02for the sacrifices and effort
00:58:04that you finalists have made
00:58:08and to encourage you to make more
00:58:10and even more splendidly
00:58:12on the final meal.
00:58:13Please relax and enjoy your feast.
00:58:16I won't take you to remember right there.
00:58:17Shut up!
00:58:18I'm just saying it was hard to have more emotion food.
00:58:21The robot chicken did not suck at all.
00:58:23Keep your food!
00:58:28Hey Danny, he's worried we're going to keep our food up.
00:58:32That's it, that's it!
00:58:34Watch out this stupid!
00:58:35Oh my god, this steak is fucking clear!
00:58:40I mean, cooked to perfection!
00:58:42I mean, what if it was a ragged beef?
00:58:44This cow would never touch the ground.
00:58:46I like to dip the steak in the garnet mashed potatoes.
00:58:49And the asparagus!
00:58:50I didn't even think I'd like the asparagus,
00:58:51but apparently I do!
00:58:53The way they cook it!
00:58:54My compliments to the fucking chefs!
00:58:56And then, how was it?
00:58:57Oh my god!
00:59:01Oh my god!
00:59:01I am in heaven, crazy!
00:59:04Holy fuck!
00:59:06This stink!
00:59:07If I was on death row,
00:59:09I would choose this for my last meal.
00:59:11Like, if I die in the next game,
00:59:13I wouldn't even care!
00:59:14You know what?
00:59:16I would give up sex for the rest of my life,
00:59:19just for one more fight to put up this at a time.
00:59:21So, fuck!
00:59:22Oh my god!
00:59:23Fuck!
00:59:24I'll have what I have!
00:59:27Oh, fuck yeah!
00:59:28Oh my god!
00:59:30Oh my god!
00:59:30Oh my god!
00:59:31Oh my god!
00:59:32Oh my god!
00:59:33Why are you lying?
00:59:34You keep telling me it's all mine!
00:59:36I don't want to be honest yet!
00:59:37I ate too fast!
00:59:39I didn't know what I had!
00:59:40I should've savored it!
00:59:41Every bite was better than the last!
00:59:44I was like Ego from Ratatouille when I ate the Ratatouille!
00:59:47It just took me back to my childhood!
00:59:48Of O Ini da'mrilia TERTORI
01:00:06I pushed salt a little and I got in the video though...
01:00:10How are you doing?
01:00:11Mm-hmm.
01:00:11determine what I am doing
01:00:12Well, you'd better get to jump on this shit.
01:00:13I better see you can get home!
01:00:15Wait, wait...what do you do with that?
01:00:16I enjoy this project.
01:00:17No, that's bullshit! Give it to me if he doesn't want!
01:00:19No!
01:00:20Well, come on! Give it to me!
01:00:22I'm doing you!
01:00:23Is it kind of his?
01:00:24No!
01:00:25What the fuck? You guys are wasting the best meal I've ever had!
01:00:28Oh, boy!
01:00:33Enjoyed? Enjoyed is not the right word.
01:00:35There is no word in the English language to describe how much I enjoyed that statement.
01:00:39I will stab my own eye out right now if I could have one more bite of that statement.
01:00:43You know, I can't go work out in the last 30 minutes and I feel like it will work after
01:00:46you.
01:00:47Please don't.
01:00:48You know who's the best for the final hand?
01:00:51You know, you hear that guy? He's the final man.
01:00:53You better hope he's at the contest and see who can eat the most of that steak.
01:00:55And I'm going to be like Joey fucking Chester, just forking him down.
01:00:57I know.
01:00:58I know.
01:01:01I know.
01:01:02I know.
01:01:02I know.
01:01:04I know.
01:01:04I know.
01:01:05I know.
01:01:05I know.
01:01:06I know.
01:01:07I know what you can do after him.
01:01:08I know what I'm going to hang out there!
01:01:11LAWF!
01:01:12That shit was Jake.
01:01:13That was the best goddamn steak I've ever had!
01:01:15That shit was like butter.
01:01:17They murdered the cows in the next room, I know.
01:01:19Those cows didn't soak, even gonna show them all the time, I'd die a day.