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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:01Then where's your boy, Rosanoff?
00:03My what?
00:03Scott Hunter is right next door.
00:05No, I mean, no, no, not your boy.
00:07Just, like, it's always, uh, Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:10He's hot.
00:11We should let him listen, like, make him call.
00:13He's an asshole, right?
00:14Um, yeah, basically.
00:15The record for this event,
00:16currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:19Glad to see Rosanoff,
00:20he didn't hold my record for more than a minute.
00:22Nice shooting, Mark.
00:23I thought Scott Hunter's here.
00:24Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:26Be nice, Bonnie.
00:27Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:28I don't know.
00:29Listen to me.
00:30That's for sure.
00:30We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:33No worries.
00:34I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:35Seriously, this is your baby.
00:35We're coming for you.
00:36Trust me.
00:37You look great in silver, Bonnie.
00:38Don't even stress.
00:38Good one.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:54Do you not find it weird
00:55that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
00:56talking about getting ice cream?
00:57We're in the Olympics, baby.
00:59I'm sure they should be, right?
01:02Hey, isn't that it?
01:04Oh, yeah.
01:05All in there.
01:06What's up, motherfucker?
01:08Good boys.
01:09All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:12We train together.
01:14Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:15I'd love to show up for them.
01:17Oh, yeah, man.
01:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:19What do you mean?
01:21Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:25I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like, hey, here's
01:29me.
01:30Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:33Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Yeah.
01:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:49Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Amarals.
01:52What has happened to Scott Hunter?
01:5470 points last season.
01:55Yes.
01:56And we're six games into this season.
01:58A season he, he called, need to win.
02:01Those are his words.
02:02And he has zero, zero points.
02:05He's in a fog.
02:06His passes aren't connecting.
02:07He's barely skating.
02:08I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:11And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:15I'm so glad you're gonna get with me!
02:26It's time to win!
02:30You're welcome.
02:33What's your name?
02:36Where are you, where are young ladies?
02:38We all came here.heim,
02:41that has been a long time. Come on,
02:43like a little busy day. We all had
02:51I am very sorry about that.
02:53Truly not a big deal.
02:55How may I help you?
02:57What's good?
03:00Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:04Any allergies?
03:05No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:06Okay.
03:07I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:10Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
03:11Yeah, yeah, that's it.
03:13But what?
03:14Oh, um, nothing.
03:15Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:19Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:21I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:25Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:27Yeah?
03:28Blueberry with a banana.
03:29I take that.
03:30If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:32Kip.
03:34I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:38Okay.
03:59Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:00It's really hot.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:02The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:05I know.
04:06I guess it must.
04:11Here.
04:12Thanks.
04:14Um, that's way too much.
04:17It's for you.
04:18It's a great smoothie.
04:20Thanks again, Kip.
04:25Girl.
04:27Oh, shit.
04:28Are you...
04:32Was that Scott Hunter?
04:33Was that what?
04:34Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:38Girl.
04:39Clock winding down in the second period.
04:412-1 for Anaheim.
04:42We have girls with a drop.
04:44And this is what we're watching?
04:46We barely get to see you because you're always working,
04:49but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
04:51What is this?
04:52Let me check my name.
04:53Hockey?
04:53Shut up, Sean.
04:54I have to turn it off.
04:55No, no, no.
04:56Please keep it on.
04:56Huh?
04:57Thank you, Kyle.
04:58Thank you, Kyle.
05:00Thank you, Kyle.
05:00You're welcome.
05:02Twice.
05:02He said tip.
05:04Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:06Maria, that is selling the bar so low.
05:08And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:10It almost sounded hot.
05:11Okay, that's not fair.
05:11Not hot.
05:12Just normal.
05:13Okay.
05:14I'll listen to it.
05:14Fuck both of you, okay?
05:16Cain is short for Christopher.
05:17It's not that weird.
05:17It's a short bus for Christopher.
05:19And please don't tell me you used that name
05:20on your grad school application.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:24He said it.
05:24He said it.
05:26Another round?
05:27Thank you, Kyle.
05:29Thank you, Kyle.
05:30I'm Trippin' Vaughn.
05:31And you?
05:32Vaughn sends it back to...
05:35Look, look, look.
05:35He's on the TV right now.
05:37Sean, look.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Okay.
05:40Hunter's in front of the net.
05:41And he scores!
05:43A rare goal for Scott.
05:44Oh, wow.
05:45Right?
05:46He knows the name of Scott.
05:47Yeah.
05:48I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:50Shut the fuck up.
05:50Are you going to be blind?
05:51Jesus Christ!
05:55He scored a hat trick last night.
05:57Are you asking me what that means,
05:59or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:00I just didn't realize that...
06:02We literally watched the game, kid.
06:08Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:10Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:13You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:15I am.
06:16This is awesome.
06:17I mean...
06:17Wow, you had a night last night.
06:19Oh, did you watch?
06:20I did, yeah.
06:20I don't usually...
06:22Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:23I'm...
06:24No, I got it.
06:25Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
06:27It was amazing.
06:28He's a huge fan.
06:29But, yeah.
06:30I watched last night.
06:32Wow.
06:34Um...
06:34You know, when something goes right with my game,
06:36I try to repeat it,
06:37and then I try to perfect it.
06:39Okay.
06:41So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:44Anything you'd like different?
06:46Nothing at all.
06:48There you go.
06:50Okay.
06:50You really can't keep doing this.
06:52I really can.
06:53Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:56See you.
07:00Dude.
07:01Girl.
07:02Was that?
07:02Yes, it fucking was.
07:10Sorry I'm late.
07:11No outside food or drink.
07:13Fuck off, Kyle.
07:17And I know the whole smoothie thing is done,
07:19or whatever,
07:19but he just keeps saying my name,
07:21and it's low-key making me crazy.
07:22But you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
07:25Because I am not looking for a date.
07:26Yes.
07:26I told you I could come,
07:27and it's in, like, two months.
07:29Could you please listen to me?
07:30Kyle, remote.
07:36Extra shrimp.
07:40New York with control.
07:41Okay.
07:42Now I'm fully listening.
07:43What are you doing?
07:44Just putting the game on.
07:45Elena.
07:45What?
07:46It's a sports bar.
07:47Let's watch sport.
07:48Am I being crazy?
07:50Am I being crazy?
07:50What does Maria say?
07:51She says he's funny.
07:52Me too.
07:52Well, she's much smarter than you.
07:54I'm probably this idiot.
07:56He's not an idiot.
08:00Jesus.
08:01Ryan.
08:02When's his next home game?
08:05Come on.
08:05If you don't know when his next home game is,
08:06how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:07I don't plan my shifts.
08:09I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:11Saturday.
08:12They play at home again on Saturday.
08:14Are you working?
08:15Oh.
08:17Fuck.
08:18No.
08:19Fix it.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Hey.
08:29I didn't know if you, uh...
08:34It's, uh, it's nice to see you.
08:37Uh, blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
08:39Extra banana.
08:47This one's on the house.
08:48Oh, come on.
08:49It's above my pay grade.
08:50Management heard you came in.
08:51And no, you may not tip me.
08:53And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you
08:55that I'm being serious.
08:57Okay.
08:58Um.
09:00Uh, may I drink this here?
09:02Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:04Yeah, you totally may.
09:08Okay.
09:36You're not worried about breaking your routine?
09:38Uh, no.
09:40I'm not actually that obsessive.
09:42Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
09:45I took a quiz.
09:46I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
09:49What's a spree killer?
09:50Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
09:53But isn't a serial killer?
09:55Someone who kills multiple people, minimum three,
09:57but over a period of time.
09:59Not all at once.
09:59Mm-hmm.
10:02How do you know that?
10:04I read a lot of murder books.
10:06And, uh, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive,
10:12which is a relief.
10:15Well, I've read some things about athletes.
10:17Okay.
10:18Okay, before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
10:20And yes, there are at least two guys on my team
10:21that are possibly off the record.
10:23Yes, maybe.
10:25But no, not me.
10:26No, I swear.
10:28Barely had two concussions.
10:30Okay, so, what?
10:32No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex,
10:34all that stuff?
10:35Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
10:36But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
10:38Mm-hmm.
10:39And science only really matters during the playoffs.
10:41Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
10:43Listen, I know you're more of an art guy,
10:44so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science.
10:47And just to be clear,
10:48I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
10:50I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
11:05Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
11:09I have two seats, no one's taking them, so...
11:11I mean, if you want.
11:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:15Yeah, yeah, I want.
11:17Fuck, man, that's crazy, thank you.
11:19Super happy to do it.
11:22You sure?
11:25I'm sure.
11:29These are better than my company seats.
11:31I get it.
11:31These are really good seats.
11:32Well, yeah, they're his.
11:36You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
11:39What are you talking about?
11:40Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
11:42Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
11:45Oh, wow.
11:46That wasn't to me, that was...
11:48He just nodded at you.
11:49No, there's no proof of that.
11:52Come on, boys.
11:57Wait back, for fuck's sake.
12:07Good job, I love you.
12:09I love you.
12:10I love you.
12:11I love you.
12:11Good job.
12:12I love you.
12:13Hey, Hunter.
12:15Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
12:18It's better for you, huh?
12:19Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
12:21All right, it's more fun if you're there.
12:26All right, thanks.
12:31Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
12:36Cheap.
12:37True.
12:40It's starting to sound like him.
12:43I'm sorry, what?
12:46You fucking hurt me, Hollander.
12:48What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
12:49Well, there's something you really don't expect to see,
12:52especially after the final whistle,
12:53and especially from Hollander and Hunter,
12:56a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the average.
12:59A shame Hollander ever found anybody
13:04I'm going to hit the sack.
13:05Yeah, here you go, handsome.
13:06All right, have a good day off.
13:08It's not a day off.
13:09I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
13:11Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once,
13:13so I'm just happy for you.
13:15It's all I'm meant.
13:16You know.
13:17I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
13:20You know?
13:21You can't get that scholarship anyway.
13:22Please, please, no jinxing me.
13:24No way, no way.
13:25Good night.
13:26Night, Dad.
13:27Love you.
13:28Love you, Matt.
13:33Motherfucker.
13:39What's happening to you?
13:40Uh, what's your problem?
13:41I can't find my, my, my black suit,
13:43and I have to leave so, so soon.
13:44Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet,
13:46so why are you freaking out?
13:49Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
13:50Yeah, I'm fine.
13:51I just, I need the money,
13:52and I can't fuck this job up.
13:54Yes, and I get it,
13:55but you're not going to fuck it up
13:56because you're amazing,
13:57and it's going to be great.
13:59I love you.
14:00Yeah, you too.
14:01Yes, buddy.
14:05I'm so sorry.
14:07Save it.
14:15I'm so sorry about that.
14:17I'm really sorry.
14:18Oh, you're a mess.
14:19It's okay.
14:19It's not my only talks.
14:22New York used to have professional waiters.
14:23Now it's all just models.
14:25You can't carry a tray.
14:26It's, uh, it's really okay.
14:28I'm so sorry again.
14:29Oh, Bunny.
14:31Babe, I don't know what that was.
14:34I know, I'm a complete fuck-up,
14:36and I'm sorry.
14:36You're not a complete fuck-up.
14:38This is not rocket science
14:39or whatever it is you're in.
14:40So, Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
14:42No one is firing you.
14:44Just calm down
14:45and get your shit together.
14:47Okay?
14:47Okay.
14:47I know you need the money, babe.
14:49Okay?
14:50Deep breath.
14:52Oh, yeah.
14:52Inhale.
14:53Exhale.
14:56You think you can handle quiche?
14:58They're dry.
15:13Hey.
15:14Hey.
15:14I am so sorry about earlier.
15:16That woman is horrible,
15:17and I'm the one who should apologize.
15:19I was standing right in front of the kitchen door
15:20like an idiot.
15:21No, I'm the idiot.
15:22You're just a normal,
15:23great person at a fundraiser,
15:24and that woman did seem horrible.
15:26Full disclosure,
15:27I hate this food.
15:28Well, full disclosure,
15:29I hate serving it.
15:32I'm sorry, I have to...
15:33Do you like Mexican food?
15:35Yeah, of course.
15:36I'm not a serial killer.
15:38Or even a spree killer.
15:40You sure?
15:40Yeah, it was the time.
15:42But do you have the time
15:43to grab a bite with me
15:44when this thing is over?
15:47Tonight?
15:48Yeah.
15:49With you?
15:50Uh, wow.
15:51Oh, yeah.
15:52Yeah, okay.
15:53Yeah.
15:54Yeah.
15:54Because there's this great place
15:56right around the corner,
15:57and it's open late, and...
15:58Okay.
15:58Um, you don't mind
15:59waiting until I'm done?
16:00Not even a little.
16:21Hi.
16:22Hi.
16:29That's a long line.
16:31Is it worth it?
16:34Um, probably not, right?
16:37We also don't actually
16:39have to do this.
16:40How would you feel
16:41about ordering in?
16:55Holy shit.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:19I mean, I, I figured you'd have
17:22a nice place, but this is insane.
17:28Do you want a full tour now, or, uh...
17:30Or, or...
17:32At the core.
17:47Wow.
18:01Wow, you are so beautiful.
18:12I can't believe you're giving it to me.
18:14I'm so into you.
18:16I'm so into you.
18:17I guess I'm thinking about you.
18:41Oh, my God.
18:56What are you doing?
18:59Oh, I didn't want to wake you.
19:01And I just thought, since you have your game tomorrow, and, you know.
19:11Can you stay?
19:14Yeah.
19:17Then stay, please.
19:19Okay.
19:31All right.
19:33All right.
19:35All right.
19:44Let's go.
19:45All right.
19:47All right.
19:52Did I wake you?
19:54Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in
19:58your
19:58fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
19:59I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
20:03You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have
20:07your game, that you'd probably still want to...
20:17Um, can I fuck you?
20:22Absolutely.
20:36So, I should probably go.
20:40Hmm.
20:43Um, what if you didn't?
20:47Go?
20:48Yeah.
20:49Like ever?
20:52Fuck.
20:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
21:02Um, I'm, um, I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
21:08And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
21:12Is it okay?
21:13Can I be too intense?
21:15Yeah.
21:16Yeah.
21:18Yeah, I, um, I never do this.
21:25Never brought anyone back here.
21:26Like, ever.
21:29Um, yeah.
21:30My life is, uh, is complicated.
21:33Yeah.
21:34I, I get that.
21:39And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
21:49Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
21:52Um, and so I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
22:00Yeah.
22:01Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
22:09But I, um, you, it's just, um, I want you so bad.
22:21So bad.
22:24And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something that's, that's probably fucked up.
22:28Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it, I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
22:32But I really, really like you.
22:36And I want you to stay.
22:39So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
22:44I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
22:48And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
22:53I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
23:02Is, uh, is that too much?
23:06You can say it if it is, um, do say something, though.
23:34I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
23:39And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
23:44Really?
23:45Yeah, really.
23:46Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
23:53Hey.
23:55How much practice?
24:03I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
24:05Yes, I sent in the applications.
24:07Very aggressive.
24:07Yes, and even to be you.
24:09And yes, I know we're in Boston.
24:11With Elena, Dad, I'm staying with Elena.
24:14So I don't have to schlep to work, I get to sleep in an extra hour.
24:18Fuck yes.
24:20Nothing, Dad, I'm just watching the game.
24:22Yes, with Elena, oh my God.
24:24God, Dad.
24:33Where has she even been?
24:35Oh, please.
24:35I saw you three days ago.
24:37Single since forever.
24:38Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
24:40This is then she gets a man and vanishes.
24:42What a cliche.
24:43I don't have a man.
24:44Hey, kid.
24:45Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times, please.
24:47Kyle.
24:47Oh, my God, guys.
24:48He's a customer.
24:49He's not my boyfriend.
24:50I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
24:52Fuck.
24:53Fuck.
25:00Oh.
25:03Hiya.
25:09Morning, Scott.
25:11Morning, Kev.
25:12Can you go, please?
25:13Yeah.
25:15Extra banana.
25:20Not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip.
25:22I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
25:24Not like these, they don't.
25:28Do you really think this is a secret?
25:30What's a secret?
25:33Nothing's happening.
25:33He's just flirting with me or whatever.
25:35He's straight, I think.
25:37Girl.
25:45There's pasta salad in the fridge.
25:47Chicken, no feta.
25:49Oh, yeah?
25:49Where?
25:50For me.
25:51I made it.
25:55You did?
25:58I'm not just a pretty face.
26:00Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
26:06What's that?
26:07It's an artist I love.
26:09He has a new shot.
26:09Oh, cool.
26:10Mm-hmm.
26:11I should buy some art.
26:13What?
26:14Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
26:16No, no, no, no.
26:16You're also a very, very hot body.
26:21Oh, my God.
26:32We don't have to do this.
26:34That's cool.
26:37Okay.
26:44This would look great in the living room.
26:45It would work.
26:46I don't know.
26:46Not on the fireplace wall, but on the way to the bedroom.
26:49I think it would...
26:53Sorry.
26:53Sorry, I just...
26:54It's okay.
26:55Um, maybe we should...
26:58Amazing, isn't it?
27:00Yeah, it's beautiful.
27:03So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
27:07Oh, I think we're...
27:07Yeah, I think we're just browsing right now.
27:09Yeah.
27:10Excuse me.
27:14Sorry, he's not feeling well.
27:16No problem.
27:17No problem.
27:27I'm, uh...
27:28I'm really sorry.
27:29I thought I could do that.
27:31I really thought I could.
27:32I wanted to.
27:33I just...
27:34It's okay.
27:35No, it's not.
27:38I know it's not.
27:39Okay.
27:39Come here.
27:40Come here.
27:44Come here.
28:04These road trips are just killing me.
28:06I mean, it's brutal.
28:08I think I'm cursed.
28:09Cursed?
28:10Like, scary old lady?
28:12I know, I know it's dumb, but I'm not the only one who's superstitious.
28:17Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
28:20Maybe.
28:21Probably.
28:22Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details?
28:25Like, like how he blended them?
28:26Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:29Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:31What do you mean?
28:33Oh.
28:35Here.
28:38Okay.
28:40Okay, I know it's dumb.
28:41I know it's dumb.
28:42But I saw them in a bodega and I thought they looked like your smoothie.
28:51I love them.
28:52Yeah?
28:52I love them so much.
29:00Can I fuck you?
29:02Absolutely.
29:04Absolutely.
29:05I love them.
29:13I love them.
29:18Fuck yes!
29:20That's two times.
29:21If you say it out loud, it's the curse broken.
29:24Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last seed.
29:32what say it out loud say what
29:38okay it's not it's what okay here's what i know shut up you're in love with him i'm not in
29:48love
29:48with him you are have you at least told your dad for how long now a little over two months
29:59oh baby elena okay you you can't tell if anyone finds out that it's scott
30:06obviously i'm not gonna tell anyone but kip he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
30:13it's amazing he's amazing and i've never been happier honestly
30:21what's the plan babe i don't i don't know what does your dad think
30:29that i'm fucking some married guy probably kind of wish you were just don't say that please just
30:37please be happy for me
30:41i can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night i am gonna be super well behaved for you
30:45i only care that you're handsome you bitch
30:50scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too oh i know and he better be ready for me
30:54you
30:55ho
31:10you
31:12you
31:24hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to
31:29have to
31:30call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
31:35appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
31:41i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass
31:46but
31:47well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
31:51yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught
31:56me to talk like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was
32:03something in the mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check
32:09okay don't worry about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes
32:14look i'm not gonna keep you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i
32:19i love you too dad
32:21there i said it oh my god sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
32:30so
32:37you
32:39you
32:39you
32:47I don't know.
33:10I don't know.
33:39Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
33:42What changed?
33:43You mean a nice girl or something?
33:46I think we just found a group of the team.
33:49Excuse me, gentlemen.
33:50I think I spotted an old friend.
33:51No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
33:53You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
33:56Your mom especially.
33:57She would have just been thrilled.
34:00Thanks, Tom, thanks.
34:02Excuse me.
34:05Hey.
34:06Okay?
34:07Yeah.
34:08Yeah.
34:08I should be used to it.
34:15Kim, right?
34:18Christopher.
34:19Money's all dressed up.
34:20I'm Elena.
34:21Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:22I'm Scott.
34:23Pleasure.
34:23Scott.
34:24You look beautiful.
34:25You both do.
34:28Sorry.
34:29Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
34:35Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
34:38Yes, of course.
34:39Great.
34:40Another beer, Scott?
34:41That'd be lovely.
34:47Are you enjoying the evening?
34:49I am.
34:50Are you?
34:52Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
34:58Touched this perfectly.
34:59Thanks.
35:00And thanks.
35:01I mean, you didn't have to.
35:03I wanted to.
35:07Okay.
35:10Elena knows.
35:12I'm sorry.
35:13Yeah.
35:14Kind of got that.
35:16It's okay.
35:17She's discreet, right?
35:19Yeah, totally.
35:20Totally.
35:20I just...
35:21She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:25It's okay.
35:26Really.
35:27Very.
35:31This is so weird.
35:33Yeah.
35:34You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
35:36Not before you dance with me.
35:38Pardon?
35:39I want to dance.
35:40Elena's a killer.
35:43How could I possibly say no?
35:49So, what are your intentions with my kid?
35:52I'm serious.
35:54He's crazy about you.
35:55I'm crazy about him, too.
35:56I really am.
35:58He's also miserable.
36:00Are you miserable, too?
36:03No.
36:04No.
36:06Wait.
36:07What do you mean?
36:08Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:10He's not.
36:11He is.
36:13Eyes on me, handsome.
36:17I'm doing my best.
36:19I...
36:19I love him.
36:20I just can't do better right now.
36:22I...
36:23I've been honest.
36:24I know.
36:25And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
36:30But it's killing him.
36:36I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
36:38I'm really not.
36:39And you seem great.
36:41But he's great, too.
36:46He deserves the best.
36:49He deserves sunshine.
37:01And so do you.
37:09It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:11I know.
37:12I already got the key to her lined up.
37:14Surf and turf.
37:16Because we're not choosing.
37:19You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:21It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:23Mm-hmm.
37:25A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
37:28It's not even really a party.
37:30It's just hanging out or whatever.
37:31Right.
37:32It's a...
37:33It's a gay bar.
37:35But it's not a club.
37:36It's just a bar.
37:37It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
37:39It's too.
37:40And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
37:44As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
37:46I mean, Maria knows.
37:47My friend Sean knows.
37:49They know that you buy smoothies from me.
37:55I can't.
37:58I can't do that.
38:01I wish I could.
38:03I want to.
38:05I want to tell everyone.
38:08I want people to know you're mine.
38:10That I love you.
38:12I love you too.
38:14Soon, maybe.
38:19And in a few years.
38:24I know.
38:24I know how it sounds.
38:25But it'll go by quickly.
38:27I promise.
38:28And then we can be normal.
38:30Like other people.
38:35I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
38:39And I know that they're your family.
38:41And that you feel responsible for them.
38:44And I get that, Scott.
38:45I really, really get that.
38:49But I have a family too.
38:52And I keep lying to them.
38:54And I don't want to.
38:57And I miss them.
38:58I miss my dad.
39:02Sorry.
39:02That's not what I meant.
39:04It's okay.
39:04I know what you meant.
39:09I'm going to go home tonight.
39:12I need to.
39:40Thank you for coming.
39:42For those of you who've attended before.
39:44Feel free to ignore my sob story.
39:46And go straight to the bar.
39:48But for those of you who don't know it.
39:50Here's the short version.
39:53My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
39:57And they were hit by a drunk driver.
39:59When I was 12 years old.
40:01Mercifully for them.
40:02They died instantly.
40:04Mercifully for me.
40:06The St. Thomas scholarships existed.
40:10I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:14Had a lot of memories.
40:15A love of hockey.
40:17And a huge hole in my heart.
40:20St. Thomas filled it with hope.
40:22The hope of a new family.
40:25Things weren't always easy.
40:27You know, they never are for anybody.
40:29But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
40:34First at my high school.
40:35Then later at college.
40:36And now here with the admirals.
40:38And I never looked back.
40:40Because I never had to.
40:44The family I craved.
40:46The family that I needed.
40:47That I still need today.
40:50Hockey gave it to me.
40:53And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
40:56So from the bottom of my heart.
40:58I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:00And for supporting this cause.
41:02Because it's not just a scholarship.
41:03It's everything that comes with it.
41:06It's a whole world.
41:07A whole life.
41:08It's, uh...
41:10It's everything.
41:30Yeah.
41:31Hey, Dad.
41:32I'm the prodigal son.
41:33Returned home.
41:35Look, I got to send the mail here for a certain someone.
41:38And it's pretty heavy.
41:39Oh, well.
41:42Hey.
41:47Hey.
41:49My boy.
41:51Come here.
41:51What's up?
41:53Oh.
41:54Hey.
41:55I'm sorry.
41:56What?
41:56You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
41:59Oh.
42:02Oh.
42:06There we go, there we go.
42:07Oh, there we go.
42:08Yeah.
42:09Wow.
42:10No, wait.
42:10Here's a pretty funny thing.
42:12And a bullfucker ride to Graswold.
42:14Oh.
42:17Yay.
42:17Yay.
42:20Yay.
42:21Yay.
42:23Yay.
42:24Yay.
42:25Yay.
42:25Yay.
42:26Yay.
42:43Yay.
42:44Hey, good dressed, man.
42:45Let's go middle fucking game.
42:47Yay.
42:48Yay.
42:48Yeah, totally.
42:49Thank you,掰掰.
43:02Bye.
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