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Sylth Vester is the future descendant of Sylvester and Sylvester Junior. Similar to Queen Grannicus and the Royal Tweetums, he's also a native of planet Blanc.

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00:19It's your shift to monitor all comm traffic real crime fighters. Don't take shifts. We're on duty
00:2525-8 nine days a week 55 weeks a year. I guess real crime fighters don't spend much time in
00:32school either
00:34Hey
00:36What a waste of talent staring at a bunch of blinking gizmos as if anyone knows what they mean
00:44This crime fighter hero needs the crime fighter hero sandwich
00:55I
00:57Choppers that melon you're chopping on is no melon
01:03Hey, it's dark and I'm covered in slam slime
01:10There we go
01:15Now that's what I call a snack
01:22Don't even think about it
01:40You have 26 messages
01:44Mr.. Duck my planet's been invaded. I need the help of my good friend in top night
01:51Mr.. Duck we are on the attack
01:53A little exaggerator
01:57Mr.. Duck the fighting has grown much worse. Where are you?
02:02Mr.. Duck? I hope you have a good excuse why you're not there and not just off making a sandwich
02:10Mr.. Duck this is a forty-foot
02:38Bang!
02:40When Big Bad Bot smacks and attacks,
02:43let's see Brain Blast make some pranks!
02:45Quackin' in, quackin' out!
02:46This will make the tornado's shot!
02:48Activate! We did it!
02:50Magnetic power's levitate!
02:53Let's jump!
02:57Bam! Slam!
03:01Tornado zingling bubbles!
03:04Supersonic wave heats him up at the speed of light!
03:08Let's step! Let's jump!
03:12L-l-l-l-l-l-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
03:14-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w!
03:14Let's step!
03:18Power to protect and serve!
03:20Tons of eagle bloods alert!
03:22Never question! Never swerve!
03:24Lunatics on the race!
03:28Mr. Duck!
03:29Mr. Duck, you must come at once to defend my kingdom!
03:32And be sure to dress in your full night gear!
03:35Look!
03:38That was your last message. Would you like to save your messages?
03:43Uh, nope.
03:44Duck.
03:45Yikes!
03:46Uh-huh.
03:48I was gonna tell you, I just didn't want to bore you with the details.
03:53Sandwich?
03:54Okay, lunatics. Ready, set, let's jet.
03:58Next stop, planet blank.
04:01I still don't see why I need to dress like I'm going trick-or-treating.
04:05Tweedums wanted you to wear your night outfit, Duck. There must have been a reason.
04:09Yeah, belly laugh. Every time I deal with Chicken Nugget, I'm the one who winds up needing stitches.
04:16So guys, what's going down at that little spinning rock we call home, huh?
04:20I've placed Acmetropolis on Code Red Alert.
04:23And activated the outer shields.
04:24Sounds like someone's expecting something unexpected.
04:28We seem to be getting some very unusual fluctuations in the space-time continuum.
04:32You must be awfully proud of that dictionary of yours.
04:35Hey!
04:36Simply put, something odd is happening to wormholes across the universe.
04:41And I have a feeling that the Keyboard Man is behind it.
04:45When he stole Zadavia's powers with the Cosmic Guitar, little did he know, I put a tracking device on it.
04:52Which happens to have been my idea, even though I'm not one to try to grab credit, even when the
04:55credit I'm trying not to grab is my credit to grab in the first place.
04:58As you can see, it's a direct match to the fluctuations emitting from the black hole that was last known
05:03to contain Optumatis.
05:06So, what does all of this mean?
05:08It's what I feared most.
05:10Keyboard Man has found Optumatis.
05:13If they join forces and capture Tweetums, they'll be unstoppable.
05:17Oh, you need a little Tweetums.
05:19The Royal Tweetums reigns over Blank, and Blank is no ordinary planet.
05:25It's the center of the universe, which makes it the hub of all wormholes.
05:31Kind of like Grand Central Wormhole.
05:34So, whoop-de-doo.
05:36It's freeway close to other parts of the galaxy I don't want to visit.
05:40Optumatis could use the wormholes to strike anywhere, at any time.
05:45But to control the wormholes, he would first need Tweetums' Royal Scepter.
05:51Without it, he'd never find his way out.
05:54Planet Blank, straight ahead.
05:56The unhappiest place in the galaxy.
05:59Time to armor up, crime fighters.
06:01Evil waits for no one.
06:02Zadavia, with Tech and Rev back at HQ, you'd better hang here and monitor communications.
06:08Remember, Ace, the fate of the universe hangs in the balance.
06:11No biggie, boss lady.
06:13Remember, you've got a secret weapon on your side, and that weapon is...
06:17Danger Duck!
06:26Uh, just the same.
06:28We may still stand a chance.
06:30Hmm?
06:32Legit!
06:35Hey, Duck, what happened to the royal outfit?
06:38Yeah, I don't wear anything that makes me feel the need to say trick-or-treat.
06:43Oh, the royal nest is a royal mess.
06:45Looks like it's all over, except for the fat ladies singing.
06:49Poor the fat canary.
06:59Uh-oh, that sounds like trouble.
07:02Did I hear someone call for an encore, baby?
07:06Unless you want to feel the wrath of Danger Duck's cage-free, corn-fed, extra-jumbo eggs,
07:11I suggest you drop your weapon and give me the bird.
07:13Nothing would give me more pleasure.
07:19Surprise, surprise.
07:21If it isn't my favorite crime-fighting cottontail.
07:26Hey, uh, Optomatis, I got a question for you.
07:29Do you get cable with that eye thingy?
07:31You're an annoying creature.
07:51That choo-choo looks awfully familiar.
07:54Flappy ears.
07:56So, look who crawled out of the old wormhole.
07:59What's up, Deuce?
08:00Just here to settle some unfinished business, bunny rabbit.
08:04You seemed pretty finished the last time we met.
08:07If you're looking to relive the past, I'd be happy to please.
08:11Guardian Strike Sword, attack!
08:18Deuce, cover me while I kick up the tempo.
08:21I'll cover you, all right.
08:22Now, Deuce!
08:32Optomatis, I saved you.
08:34What about our partnership?
08:35I already have a partner.
08:42Those are what I call cords of mass destruction.
08:48No!
09:07Optomatis has the Davia's powers and Deuce working for him.
09:10How are we ever going to get our royal fluffball back?
09:13If Optomatis had Tweedums, what was he still doing here?
09:16I don't think he found what he came for.
09:19Maybe Tweedums got away.
09:20After all, the Royal Highness is a pretty crafty bird.
09:25Maybe Mr. Muzak here can shed some light on things.
09:31If we're going to conquer the galaxy, we're going to need help.
09:34You know what to do.
09:35With the Davia's powers, you should have no trouble carrying out my plan.
09:39Soon, you will have your throne.
09:41And the lunatics will be destroyed.
09:44Hurry now.
09:45I will keep looking for that wretched bird while you're gone.
09:58Listen, guys.
10:00If I knew anything, I'd sing like a canary after what those mangy cats did to me.
10:05That's nothing compared to what we're going to do to you.
10:08Like, make you wear Lexi's shoes and dance to disco music.
10:12Uh, Doc?
10:13We don't do that anymore.
10:14Just this last time?
10:15Okay, Liberace, tell us what you do know.
10:19After I stole Zadie's powers, I had my one chance to meet the Opt-Man and convince him to let
10:24me join his court of hipsters.
10:27I used the guitar to funk my way through a wormhole into a black hole.
10:34Where I found the Opt-Man doing the prisoner scene.
10:37I sang him my moody blues on how I boosted my way to the penthouse and could set him free
10:42as a bird.
10:44All I ask is that you grant me a place on your court.
10:49Granted.
10:50And make my tune a Freelangian national anthem.
10:55But we already have a national anthem.
10:58Come on.
10:59Only two requests, just two.
11:01All right, okay.
11:02But I will need you to find my greatest general.
11:06Deuce.
11:13All that was left was to find the man with the plan who had his own ideas on how to
11:18bag the world.
11:22Deuce.
11:22The road to conquering the universe runs through Planet Blank.
11:27I want you at my side as we travel that road.
11:31A road that will soon be paved by our fallen enemies.
11:38So I power-corded a wormhole to the Merry Melody Galaxy.
11:42And we got the drop on the Canary King.
11:45Oh!
11:46Despite scrambling all his eggs, Tweedum somehow got away.
11:52I never thought Octomatis would double-cross me.
12:00Zadavia, come in.
12:02What is it, Ace?
12:03Looks like somebody invited the Deuce man to our little party.
12:06Hmm.
12:07My brother has been very busy.
12:09Better alert Tech and Rev to step up security at the rail yard.
12:12Just in case Deuce gets any ideas about calling up his old robo-army.
12:16I'll contact them immediately.
12:18Time to put the pedal to the metal and blow this taco stand.
12:22We gotta find Tweedums before Octomatis.
12:24Let's-
12:24Yo, cats!
12:26What about me?
12:28Yeah, I'm afraid you were just a one-hit wonder.
12:31Let's jet.
12:37Tech, Rev, come in.
12:39Don't you hate it when old enemies drop in without calling?
12:50Tech, Rev, come in.
13:13Hey, guys.
13:14Remember me?
13:16Well, if it isn't Silph Vester, the bad old putty-tat.
13:22I'm now the good old putty-tat.
13:24I can see that.
13:26Nice special effects.
13:28So, uh, how about opening the cell?
13:30Sorry, catnip.
13:32We gotta bail.
13:33We've got the royal featherball to find.
13:35Oh, I can help you find featherball-
13:37I-I mean, Tweedums.
13:38I'm a native of Blank, and I know this planet like the back of my paw.
13:43Hmm.
13:44You know, Whiskas does have a point.
13:46He could prove useful after all.
13:48Slam, do your thing.
13:59Hey!
14:00He took my lunch.
14:02Consider yourself lucky.
14:03At least you still have your fingers.
14:24Hey, guys.
14:27I think I found something.
14:30Birdseed.
14:31Tiny bird prints, and Featherduster's little yellow feather.
14:36It looks like we're following in the footsteps of royalty.
14:40Mr. Doc, over here.
14:42Look!
14:43It's old fast food.
14:44Oh!
14:47Better stop here.
14:48The tunnel's most likely booby-trapped.
14:52Oh, you expect us to fall for that one?
14:54You want to slow us down so you can grab buffalo wings for yourself.
14:59Hey!
15:03You were saying?
15:05Follow me.
15:07Maybe it was a good idea we brought Silk along.
15:10Hey, was it your communicator that was turned to fairy dust?
15:13I gotta go with Duckster on this one.
15:16I don't trust Puss in Boots any further than I can throw them.
15:29Hello?
15:30Seems we've got an Orion-class cruiser knock-knock-knockin' on Acmetropolis's door.
15:35Equipped with a quad propulsion rocket booster, a carbon-coated titanium outer hull, a quasar laser navigation,
15:39gyration stabilizer, a techie coyote homing device, and why does that all sound so familiar?
15:42Because it's our dragon ship.
15:45Ace, Zadavia, come in. Come in!
15:48I don't like it.
15:50If it were them, they would have contacted us by now.
16:04Come on, Rev. We'd better get to the rail yard right away.
16:07Rev?
16:08Hey, Peck!
16:23It's Deuce.
16:24He must have come for his robotic army.
16:27Without Ace's sword, there's no way he can activate them.
16:29A welcoming party.
16:31How thoughtful.
16:33Uh, except with that cosmic guitar.
16:35We can't let Deuce get to the cars.
16:37Distract him with the infinity maneuver, while I take him out with my neuron-net ionizer.
16:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:48Ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:49Miss me!
16:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
16:54Oh, you call that guitar play? You couldn't play a radio!
16:56Ha, ha!
17:03Miss me if you can!
17:04Woo-hoo!
17:05Woo-hoo!
17:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:05Yeah, baby!
17:06Ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:08Now, Tex!
17:13Well, it looks like one of your inventions worked for once.
17:15Not that they don't always work or always not work, but I can definitely say this time when we needed
17:18it to work.
17:20Perhaps I've said enough.
17:24Yeah!
17:27Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
17:33I thought I tore a puddy tan!
17:37Flat lines, get moved, chicken little!
17:40I did! I did tore a puddy tan!
17:48Now I gotcha right where I wantcha!
17:52Silfester! Back off!
17:55You okay there, Tweedum?
17:57Something is not right.
18:00It's probably nine lives here.
18:02It gives me the heebie-jeebies, too.
18:04No, it's not bad.
18:07It's...
18:08It's...
18:09It's...
18:20Gotcha!
18:21Now where's the scepter, you little winged rodent?
18:24You're a bad, bad man, and I'll never tell you!
18:29Then I will keep squeezing until you do!
18:31Go ahead, but you'll be sorry!
18:36Oh, hell can't you do it, Tweedum?
18:39Oh, hell can't you do it, Tweedum?
19:05You're a robot!
19:06We did, we did, we did, we did, we did talk a puddy tat!
19:39Well, I don't get all day!
19:40Spread it out!
20:10Oh, goody!
20:11Quoze?
20:40Quoze?
20:43Once I awaken my army of robots, I will conquer all who stand in my way.
20:52Rise!
20:53I command you to rise!
21:02Soon I will lead the greatest army of all time on the greatest mission, to conquer the universe!
21:09Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
21:22Ace, Ace, come in!
21:24What's up, Nick?
21:25I'm afraid we've got big trouble.
21:28Yeah, the kind of trouble that can end the world as we know it and make all of my feathers
21:31stand on end,
21:31which is a pretty amazing and disturbing sight, as you can see.
21:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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