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Sylth Vester is the future descendant of Sylvester and Sylvester Junior. Similar to Queen Grannicus and the Royal Tweetums, he's also a native of planet Blanc.
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00:18The End
00:29Firing Catclaw bombs. Time for a rude awakening.
01:00Warning. Warning. Enemy vessel detected.
01:05Rev, initiate counter-defense measures. Lexi, put on your Brain Blast helmet and get ready to fire. Heck, raise the
01:11cluster shield.
01:13Slam! Get ready to launch, photon rockets!
01:27Ready to channel laser blasts, now!
01:40Counter-attack initiator.
01:45Need more firepower!
02:03A sight in someone seems AWOL. Anyone seen the Duckmeister?
02:12I'll rescue you.
02:18Misty rains.
02:21Interview moi?
02:24I accept.
02:32Any idea who's using us for target practice? Always like to know who's trying to blow us to smithereens.
02:39Hey, would you mind keeping it down? An action hero needs his beauty sleep. Not so much for me, but
02:45for my fans.
02:49By the time Sedavia reaches the Lunatics, there won't be anyone to reach. All's going as planned.
03:06We've got a, we've got a loot, we're not going to ban a thief on the road.
03:07Call it a thief.
03:08Call it a thief.
03:10Call it a thief.
03:13I have a traitor.
03:15Let's go in the best place right here.
03:20Let's go in the best place.
03:23Now let's go in the best place.
03:24It will be and I will win the best place.
03:25Activate! We did it! Magnetic powers revitate!
03:34Bam! Slam!
03:37Tornado zingling bubbles!
03:41Supersonic rev heats them up at the speed of light!
03:45Let's check!
03:51Let's check!
03:55Power to protect and serve!
03:57Tons of eagles, lots of nerves!
03:59Never question, never swerve!
04:01Lunatics are unleashed!
04:18That's the last of them!
04:20Perfect!
04:26Okay, Lex, let's focus our firepower and take out this tin can!
04:41No one beats so faster! At least, not twice in a row!
04:48What was that?
04:50It was nothing, just a minor bump in the road!
04:54Don't tell me it was nothing when I heard something!
04:58Sorry, boss, but I'm losing it! Must be solar flares!
05:04It works every time!
05:06If I was there, I'd kick you where you do your thinking and sitting!
05:11Oop! Wrong switch!
05:19Lunatics! I have a very important assignment for you!
05:23I am Queen Granicus from Planet Blank, deep in the Merry Melody galaxy!
05:28We're about to be attacked and so desperately need your help!
05:31The only way to stop the invasion is for the rightful heir to take the throne!
05:35Ugh!
05:36So, what does that have to do with us?
05:38I'd like you to meet the heir to the throne!
05:42Presenting the Royal Tweetums!
05:46Royal Tweetums!
05:53Where? All I see is some scrawny looking bird!
05:56This is the heir to the throne!
05:59I'm only tween half parsecs old!
06:02Well, royalty isn't what it used to be!
06:05I have a hunch that our feathered friend has something to do with our recent rude awakening!
06:09There are forces that do not want Tweetums to reach Planet Blank!
06:14Dark and very mean forces!
06:17Somehow, they've managed to track our every move!
06:20That's why you are needed to make sure that the destination is reached!
06:24Ugh! What's the big deal about one puny planet run by one puny prince?
06:29Or should I say princess?
06:32Hey!
06:33The last time Blank was invaded, the universe was plunged into an intergalactic war that lasted 1500 years!
06:40How come every time the universe has plunged into war it lasts 1500 years?
06:45The Royal Family was exiled!
06:48Now is the time for Tweetums to return to the throne or risk another war!
06:53We proudly accept the mission!
06:55Oh, goody! I like him!
06:58You? I'm not so sure!
07:00Duck Slam and me will drop off Tweetums with Queen Granicus!
07:03Lexi, Tech and Rev, stay here and watch our backs!
07:06We'll take off the Matus's old ship!
07:08Well, that belonged to the bad guys!
07:10It still gives me the willies!
07:13Tech retrofitted it from top to bottom with thrusters, blasters, even a juice bar serving the finest carrot smoothie this
07:20side of Gemini!
07:21A billion miles for a smoothie? Oh, goody!
07:31We'll be running a skeleton crook, so it's important that everyone sticks to their duties!
07:35Naturally, I'll be the pilot!
07:37Slam will be in charge of the engines, weapons, and the kitchen!
07:42Ah, great!
07:44Drenched in Slam cooties!
07:46And Duck will watch Tweetums!
07:49Oh boy, oh boy! You are the lucky one!
07:52Hey! I'm a trained warrior! A mean, lean, fighting machine! Not a babysitter!
07:59I'm not a baby! I'm Tweet and a half parsecs old!
08:02Yeah, yeah! I heard you the first time, nugget! And it wasn't that interesting then!
08:09Looks like the survival of the universe is well in hand!
08:13All you gotta do is enjoy the ride!
08:15I'll be using a high-powered protective shield generated here at Headquarters that'll keep you and your ship completely safe!
08:21It's a nano-based molecular screen that derives its energy from subatomic particles that can be redirected long distances by
08:26bouncing them from satellite to satellite,
08:28and then reconstituted to their original molecular structure so as to create an invisible outer layer of pure protoplasma that
08:32not only provides protection, but close to vessels whereabouts from any outside detection!
08:36Hey, Slam! What's cooking in the kitchen?
08:42Can't wait to see what you're whipping up for dinner!
08:46Oopsie!
08:46Come in, Queen Granicus!
08:48We're cruising through the Clampet galaxy with an ETA of seven and a half hours, depending if we have the
08:54solar winds at our tail!
08:55Oh, well, how very nice! Have a safe trip and be sure to take care of my precious Tweedums!
09:00Hey, uh, don't lose any grey hairs over it! Tweedums couldn't be in better hands!
09:04I'm sitting in my little tub, whisking the galaxy so fast! Having my bottom squabbity-dub, hoping this moment will
09:11forever last!
09:13That does it! Bath time's over!
09:16Aw, but you were doing a very good job! Even if you missed a spot!
09:25There! Happy?
09:27I think I'll make this song my planet's national anthem! Will you sing it with me?
09:33Forget it! I don't do duets!
09:35You shouldn't feel sad just because you have a bad voice! Turn, please!
09:41I happen to have a great voice! I just don't want to sing your stupid little song!
09:45Only one of us is royalty, and only royalty gives orders! You can either sing, or change my diaper!
09:52Ha! You're not wearing a diaper!
09:55True, but I can, and I'll make sure it needs to be changed!
10:00We are despicable!
10:07So, what are the stupid lyrics?
10:09You made a wise decision, Mr. Duck! And a one, and a two!
10:18Everything is on course as I had planned! You know what to do!
10:23Soon I'll launch my surprise attack and make sure Feather Duster never reaches planet blank!
10:29That's why I'm a super genius!
10:32Mwahahahaha!
10:36Mwahahahaha!
10:37Mwahahahaha!
10:38Mwahahahaha!
10:45Mwahahahaha!
10:46That's right. Ducks do make the finest leaders. Must be because of their rugged good looks.
10:52Hey! When are you gonna show me around this ship?
10:55I believe the expression is when something freezes over?
11:05Mwahahahaha!
11:06Mwahahahaha!
11:06Mwahahahaha!
11:06Mwahahahaha!
11:07Mwahahahaha!
11:07Mwahahahaha!
11:08Mwahahahaha!
11:09Mwahahahaha!
11:12Mwahahahaha!
11:13Mwahahahaha!
11:15Mwahahahaha!
11:17Mwahahahaha!
11:18Mwahahahaha!
11:20Mwahahahaha!
11:21Mwahahahaha!
11:22Mwahahahaha!
11:22Mwahahahaha!
11:22Mwahahahaha!
11:23Mwahahahaha!
11:23Mwahahahaha!
11:24Hey, what's up, Duck? Just checking in to see how things are going.
11:27Well, things couldn't be better. Why wouldn't they be?
11:30You think I can't take care of a one-pint-sized yellow bird?
11:34That's just that the universe would be placed in great jeopardy
11:37if anything were to happen to the Royal Highness.
11:41Royal pain in the butt's more like it.
11:44That yellow fuzzball's gonna be around here somewheres.
11:47Ooh, what's in here?
11:51Oh, no!
12:01Oh, great. This is just where bird breath would go.
12:08I wonder what's up here.
12:12Ooh, this place is most interesting.
12:16When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna...
12:18Oh, goody, again.
12:20Now, see if you can catch me.
12:25Oh, Cheddarhead's gotta be around here somewhere.
12:28This is fun.
12:33Gotcha!
12:34What do you have there, Mr. Duck? A present for me?
12:43Whatever you do, don't touch the red button.
12:47Hmm. I'm a very curious birdie, and when told not to touch something, there's only one thing I can do.
12:54Mommy!
12:59You ought to be more careful, Mr. Duck.
13:02So, what game would you like to play now?
13:09I don't think I like this game.
13:12Tough, turkey. You're staying put until we reach your planet.
13:15And, just to make sure...
13:20You're funny.
13:21But it's not easy keeping me in one place.
13:24You can flap your beak all day.
13:26Those locks are impenetrabibble.
13:28Oh, not for my wacky paper quip.
13:40It looks like Ace and the others have company.
13:42That can't be. Their flight plan is totally encrypted.
13:45And no one knows the encryption except for me.
13:48Well, here's a theory, and I'm saying it's just a theory, even though I think it's a pretty sound theory,
13:51that maybe there's someone out there who broke the encryption,
13:53and that someone is not only one step ahead of you, but smarter than you.
13:55Smarter than me?
13:56That would be impossible.
13:57Like, dividing by zero...
13:58Even though I think it's a pretty sound.
14:04Jabbing transmission.
14:06Ace, come in. Come in. Ace? Ace, can you hear me?
14:10I can't get through.
14:11Our transmission is being jabbed, which means the protective shield is also down.
14:15Really? Maybe it's being done by that same person who's not smarter than you.
14:25It's payback time.
14:31If it's a fight they want, it's a fight they're gonna get.
14:34Raise the flector shield. Arm all systems.
14:41We lost power to weapons.
14:43Switch to auxiliary power and channel it straight to me.
14:46Let's see what Space Case thinks of my laser blasts.
15:01We're to the throne.
15:03Oh boy.
15:03I've always wanted to see a big space pedal close up.
15:07Uh-oh.
15:11Yoo-hoo, Mr. Duck.
15:13I'm over here, Mr. Duck.
15:16No, not the garbage chute!
15:21Hey.
15:23Hey, looky what I found.
15:29I wonder where that walking appetizer went.
15:35Poor, poor, Mr. Duck.
15:37Since I am royalty, it is up to me to save my new best friend.
15:45Hey, Duck!
15:48Tweedums, just as I thought.
15:51Those two birds of a feather are up to something.
15:55If you don't get on the radio and tell your friends to turn over Tweedums,
15:59I'll show you the meaning of pain.
16:03Are you kidding?
16:04There's nothing you can do to me that's worse than what that flea-bitten winged rodent hasn't already done.
16:09You too?
16:10You know, the very first time I ran into Canary Face,
16:13I lost all my back teeth.
16:16Look!
16:17Nah!
16:18Eww, you got off easy.
16:21I lost parts of me I never even got to use.
16:24Maybe nobody's home.
16:27Oh, it's unlocked.
16:28Not too smart in this neighborhood.
16:31I got this the time teeth ball locked me inside a particle accelerator.
16:36No feathers left from taking on 200 million volts.
16:39No hair left from being dipped into molecular acid.
16:44There, the protective shield is back up.
16:46You did it.
16:48She was talking to me!
16:49You know, it's awfully strange that whoever's out there found us so easily.
16:54Unless they intercepted our communications.
16:56Impossible.
16:57They would have had to have broken my code and no one could have done that.
17:00Tech, do some snooping and trace all transmissions during the attack.
17:04Find out who was yakking with the enemy ship.
17:07That's just a scratch.
17:09I could beat that.
17:10Look.
17:10Oh, yeah?
17:11Well, I'll bet you never got sucked into a black hole.
17:15Eww!
17:24Eww!
17:25Eww!
17:30Psst, Mr. Duck!
17:32What are you doing here?
17:33I'm here to rescue you.
17:42Ugh, can I think any lower?
17:44Freed by the makings of a finger sandwich.
17:46I was very worried about you, Mr. Duck.
17:49You shouldn't wander off like that.
17:51Ha ha ha ha!
17:52Uh-oh.
17:53I thought I tore a putty-tad.
17:55Come here!
17:59I did!
18:00I did tore a putty-tad!
18:03You are a very, very bad putty-tad, tying up my friend like that.
18:08Kiss your feathery butt, bye-bye!
18:11Oh, yeah?
18:12Jump on!
18:13I'll get us out of here.
18:20Are you sure you're an action hero?
18:22You got any better ideas?
18:26What's this red button for?
18:29Fluffering Fluccatash!
18:30Whatever you do, don't touch the red button!
18:34He don't know me very well, do he?
18:38Fluffering Fluccatash.
18:40Self-destruct sequence activated.
18:42The ship will self-destruct in ten seconds.
18:45Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
18:54Phew.
18:56That was close.
18:57Zero.
18:58I think...
18:58Bye-bye.
19:06How about that?
19:08For once, I didn't get the worst of it.
19:10Yikes!
19:15Poor, poor Mr. Duck.
19:17I'll rescue you.
19:29Ah, lunatics, you've made it.
19:31Do you have the royal tweetums?
19:33Here you go, your highness.
19:35Safely delivered as promised.
19:36Oh, thank you, Ace.
19:38Now you can do me one more favor.
19:41Drop your weapons.
19:43Do a sheet first.
19:46I got an itchy trigger finger.
19:49Well, somewhere in here.
19:51What's going on here?
19:52It seems Queenie was in cahoots with Zilfesta all along.
19:56Not only did she launch the attack on HQ,
19:58she was the one jamming our signal
20:00and feeding whiskers here the location of our ship.
20:03That's right, Rabbit.
20:04There's no way I'm turning over the throne to some small bird.
20:08I've been running things just fine.
20:10You are a bad, bad queen.
20:13Just for that, you are off my court.
20:15Oh, and you are off my planet.
20:18Permanently.
20:19Finish them off.
20:23Take that, and that, and that me.
20:37Hmm, not exactly the sharpshooter I used to be.
20:42No, I'm afraid you were just blasting away at our holograms.
20:47Queenie, you are dethroned.
20:50Ah, Guardian Strike Sword, attack!
21:04If it wasn't for Duck's brilliant scheme
21:06to have Zilf capture him,
21:08I would have never put it together.
21:09That wasn't my brilliant scheme.
21:11I mean, that was my brilliant scheme.
21:13Zilf was so busy with Duck,
21:15he had no idea that he was being monitored by Tech back at HQ.
21:19Tech traced who the putty-tat was talking to
21:21back to Queenie.
21:23Yeah, it was brilliant, right?
21:25Sometimes I even impress myself.
21:32You may approach, Mr. Duck.
21:38Psst, you're supposed to bow your head
21:41in the presence of my greatness.
21:43Oh, right.
21:45For acts above and beyond the call of duty,
21:49I knight you,
21:51Sad Duck.
21:52Ouch!
21:53Owie!
21:53Hey!
21:55Funny.
21:56But I feel kind of different already.
21:59So, what kind of perks doesn't I get?
22:02I'm sitting in my little tub,
22:05whisking the galaxy so fast,
22:07having my bottom scrubbity-dub,
22:09hoping this moment will forever last.
22:11Oh, with a wo-er.
22:12No, wo-er.
22:14Wo-er.
22:16Easy, your highness.
22:17This is about as low as I get.
22:28Let's get it!
22:29Ah!
22:30Let's get it!
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