00:00We've come to talk to you about the arrangement.
00:02Yeah, we're not happy about it. You're going to have to choose.
00:04Choose?
00:05Yeah, you're going to have to choose which one of us you want as your boyfriend.
00:08I'm sorry, but we just can't carry on like this.
00:10It's no good, Cheryl. You've got to make your mind up. It's either me or me.
00:14You're right, I suppose, but it's tricky.
00:17I mean, there's you, Norman. You're kind and thoughtful and ever so tidy.
00:22You come round here and you clean my house for me.
00:24You do my watching and my cooking and my ironing.
00:28It's a pity you're so useless in bed, really.
00:30That's you, Gareth.
00:31Now, you're a bit of a slob round the house. You're messy.
00:34You wouldn't dream of washing up a dirty cup or taking a pot out to the kitchen,
00:38but you do make up for it in other ways.
00:41Maybe I could do, you know, a bit of washing up now, then.
00:44I could get a book from the library.
00:45I've made my choice.
00:47You see, I've replaced you, Norman, with a new vacuum cleaner and a dishwasher
00:51and someone who comes to do all my ironing.
00:53And you, Gareth, well, I've made other arrangements there, too.
00:57I've made other arrangements there, too.
00:59I can't do that again.
00:59I can't do that again.
01:00I can't do that again.
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