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00:00:02Come on, Dougie.
00:00:04I got it, Dad.
00:00:05Hedge it closer to your body.
00:00:08That's it.
00:00:10That's okay. We'll try again.
00:00:13That's the one, Dougie.
00:00:14I got the one.
00:00:15Yeah, now throw it back to me.
00:00:17I got the one.
00:00:18Who's going to be in the big leagues, Dougie?
00:00:20I'm going to be in the big leagues.
00:00:21Pow! You see that?
00:00:23Tell Mom what you're going to do.
00:00:25What are you going to play?
00:00:26I'm going to be in the big leagues.
00:00:27Hey, you're going to be the one, kiddo.
00:00:29That's great, honey.
00:00:31I want to be in the big leagues.
00:00:32Come on, Dougie. Come back over here.
00:00:36I'll stay here.
00:00:37You won't leave the ball.
00:00:39It went all the way over there.
00:00:42That's wonderful.
00:00:43Now, before we're back.
00:00:46I got the best one.
00:00:50Okay, watch this.
00:00:52I don't think anyone expected that.
00:00:54He almost called the game.
00:00:57I don't believe it.
00:00:58Swing.
00:00:59Swing.
00:00:59Next to him.
00:01:00Left field.
00:01:01A mighty Dutch garden.
00:01:02Talk about a great team.
00:01:0443-4 run.
00:01:04New RBI 60.
00:01:06This has been a tough year.
00:01:07You hit the ball back.
00:01:09Yeah!
00:01:11Here, hit the ball again.
00:01:12Good one.
00:01:1399-4 run.
00:01:17That's a good one, Dougie.
00:01:19That's a good one, Dougie.
00:01:19That's a good one, Dougie.
00:01:21That's a good one, Dougie.
00:01:21That's a good one, Dougie.
00:01:28Oh, there's a pitch.
00:01:30Gordon rolled.
00:01:31Strike!
00:01:32Oh, I don't know about that.
00:01:33I thought that was a little high.
00:01:35I think Gordon did, too.
00:01:37I was not happy with that one, but Gordon's not contesting.
00:01:40He's waiting for the big one.
00:01:42Mendez stands through the mouth.
00:01:43Zike targets for steel.
00:01:45There's a pitch.
00:01:48Bingo!
00:01:49It's going!
00:01:50It is going!
00:01:51It's gone!
00:01:57It's gone!
00:02:08It's gone!
00:02:24Guess who?
00:02:28Hey.
00:02:30What is this?
00:02:32Are you going to keep this stupid thing?
00:02:34Yeah.
00:02:35Why?
00:02:36Come here.
00:02:37For this.
00:02:38Stop it, dude.
00:02:41Oh, hey.
00:02:42I got you something.
00:02:44What?
00:02:49What is it?
00:02:51Open it.
00:03:01A bat.
00:03:04Yeah, but look at what it says.
00:03:08Home run 100, Doug Gordon.
00:03:12Must mean a lot to you.
00:03:14It does.
00:03:15That's why I gave it to you.
00:03:19Thanks.
00:03:21Well, all I've got for you is some good news.
00:03:24What, you're not going to leave me alone this weekend?
00:03:26No, but you're off the hook tonight.
00:03:29Dinner's canceled.
00:03:30My dad had to fly off to Tokyo last minute.
00:03:33Well, at least I can use the extra time I could put it to some study.
00:03:36Are you still cramming?
00:03:38Do you have any idea how many bones there are in a single human hand?
00:03:43No, Dr. Gordon.
00:03:44Why don't you tell our studio audience and all our friends at home how many bones are there?
00:03:48Very funny.
00:03:49Here we are today with Dr. Gordon, preeminent sports physician and doctor to the stars.
00:03:54Dr. Gordon, is it true that your lovely girlfriend Laura was instrumental in your early success as a student of
00:03:59sports medicine?
00:04:01Well, I would have to say it was more her unwavering loyalty, her understanding, and, of course, her sexual prowess.
00:04:22Dr. Gordon.
00:04:27What?
00:04:28We're in a library.
00:04:30There's nobody here.
00:04:32Come on, nobody's going to see us.
00:04:34I'm not going to see you again, and it'll be exciting.
00:04:37Come on.
00:04:37You never have any time alone, please.
00:04:41I'm sorry.
00:04:44You're stupid.
00:04:46It's okay.
00:04:48I overreacted a little.
00:04:52Well, I better get going.
00:04:54I've got a long drive ahead of me.
00:05:00I'll call you later, okay?
00:05:09Good luck with your interview.
00:05:11Thanks.
00:05:12I'll call you as soon as I get there.
00:05:24Hey, hey, hey, Dougie.
00:05:25Where you been?
00:05:26I was in the library.
00:05:27Oh, yeah, what's that?
00:05:28You see that the big building over there?
00:05:30It's got, like, books inside it, and people go there, and they read.
00:05:33Oh, yeah, I think I've been there once or twice.
00:05:35Uh-huh.
00:05:37So what's up, bud?
00:05:37No big date tonight?
00:05:38No.
00:05:39No, not for this guy.
00:05:40Not for this guy.
00:05:41Although Jane Dean called.
00:05:42Uh-huh.
00:05:43I'm going to a big party at the beach tonight.
00:05:45Uh-huh.
00:05:46You're going to have to tell me all about it.
00:05:47Oh, come on.
00:05:48The whole team's going to be there.
00:05:51Come on.
00:05:51Laura, have other plans for you tonight?
00:05:53No, actually, she's away for a couple of days.
00:05:55All right, so you're a free man.
00:05:57No, man, I can't.
00:05:58I got tons of studying I had to do, and I promised my mom I'd go out with her tonight.
00:06:02Now it's your mother.
00:06:06Look, man, she's not doing too good since my dad died.
00:06:12I'm sorry.
00:06:14I'm sorry, man.
00:06:14I forget sometimes.
00:06:17You all right?
00:06:17Yeah, it's cool.
00:06:18Yeah?
00:06:18Yeah, it's cool.
00:06:19All right.
00:06:21Look, it's early yet.
00:06:22You walk in and out, say hello.
00:06:24Ten minutes.
00:06:25That's all I ask of you.
00:06:26I can't.
00:06:27Oh, come on.
00:06:28Come on.
00:06:29Ten minutes.
00:06:31Please, we walk in and out.
00:06:33What?
00:06:34You've been working your ass off.
00:06:35All right.
00:06:36Ten minutes.
00:06:37Yeah?
00:06:37Ten.
00:06:38That's it.
00:06:38Sure.
00:06:38Okay?
00:06:39I'm positive.
00:06:39All right.
00:06:40Good.
00:06:40All right.
00:06:40See you later?
00:06:41All right.
00:06:44See you later.
00:06:46Hey, hey.
00:06:51Hey, hey.
00:06:55Hey, Doug.
00:06:56Hey, Doug.
00:06:58Doug.
00:06:59Hey, Doug.
00:07:00Did Laura find you?
00:07:01Yeah, I was in the library.
00:07:03Yeah, can you believe that?
00:07:04Just like that, she gets the call for Stanford.
00:07:06One minute they're being aloof, and the next thing they want you to drop everything.
00:07:09And don't they realize we have lives, too?
00:07:11I think it's a really big pain in the...
00:07:13Doug.
00:07:15Doug.
00:07:15Hey, thanks for, uh, for getting me into Lesher's class.
00:07:19Appreciate it.
00:07:19No problem.
00:07:20It'll be nice to have you in the class.
00:07:23Uh, just make sure you know the pulmonary and cardiovascular systems, because Lesher can
00:07:27be a real hard ass.
00:07:29Did he tell you we're dissecting a cadaver next week?
00:07:32Yeah, I can't wait.
00:07:34Hey, what are you drinking?
00:07:35Cuba Libra.
00:07:37Beer's over there.
00:07:38See you later.
00:07:39See you later.
00:07:40All right.
00:07:46Here he is, folks.
00:07:50It's Doug Gordon.
00:07:52He's the breaker of records and martial art.
00:07:56Cocktail?
00:07:57No, thanks.
00:07:58You know we have a game tomorrow, remember?
00:08:00Yes, but tomorrow is a very long way away.
00:08:02Now, I want you to gaze before you, Doug.
00:08:05I want you to tell me what you see.
00:08:10A reggae band?
00:08:14Babes, Doug.
00:08:15I'm talking about women.
00:08:17All right.
00:08:19Pardon me.
00:08:21I've been on Prozac for a month and my thighs are slow.
00:08:24I wonder if you knew anything about me.
00:08:26Looks like me.
00:08:31I just want to step it down to my feet.
00:08:32I want to step it down to my feet.
00:08:32I think I can push it down to my feet.
00:08:33I don't know what, but I probably don't need it at all.
00:08:36Like I just don't know if I need to beat people.
00:08:36Three, two, one
00:08:42You know what I want to bet happen.
00:08:52Good and rain are specialion here.
00:08:54Yes, all right.
00:08:56Woo-hoo!
00:08:57миним compañ wilh
00:08:57Hi, Doug.
00:09:06Do I know you?
00:09:08No.
00:09:09But everyone here seems to know you.
00:09:13Small town.
00:09:15Baseball team.
00:09:22Want a cigarette?
00:09:23Oh, no thanks.
00:09:24I don't smoke.
00:09:25The American Heritage.
00:09:27All natural, no chemicals.
00:09:29They're practically good for you.
00:09:43I like your beard.
00:09:46Oh, thanks.
00:09:47Makes you look kind of like Mark McGuire.
00:09:49You know Mark McGuire?
00:09:51Oakland A's.
00:09:52229 home runs, 632 RBIs.
00:09:55You're into baseball.
00:09:57Obsessed.
00:09:59I guess you play.
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:03Do you go to Belfort?
00:10:04Second year med school.
00:10:06Last year pre-med.
00:10:10I'm Melissa, by the way.
00:10:13Hi, Melissa.
00:10:23So, what brings you here when you, uh, you seem above all this nonsense?
00:10:29You don't like parties?
00:10:30Oh, no.
00:10:31They're all right.
00:10:31It's just I have a lot of studying I should be doing, and I have to write my MCAT soon.
00:10:37You're welcome to your new dimension in misery.
00:10:41What's your major?
00:10:43Major League Baseball, hopefully.
00:10:46Butt, kinesiology, anatomy.
00:10:50Anatomy.
00:10:50My favorite.
00:10:54Okay.
00:11:00So, tell me about your girlfriend.
00:11:03Who says that I have a girlfriend?
00:11:05Oh, come on, guys, like you always do.
00:11:07Unless, of course, they don't like girls.
00:11:11What do you want to know about it?
00:11:14Well, how long have you been going out?
00:11:18Three years.
00:11:19Really?
00:11:21Something like that.
00:11:24Serious?
00:11:25Yeah, I guess so.
00:11:28Huh.
00:11:35Thanks for the cigarette.
00:11:38Hey, what's your hurry?
00:11:42Excuse me?
00:11:43The night's young.
00:11:44Why don't we go somewhere?
00:11:47Like where?
00:11:48Anywhere you want.
00:11:55I don't think so.
00:11:57I mean, you seem like a really nice person.
00:12:01But like I said, I'm seeing someone.
00:12:03I don't know why you're here at this party without her.
00:12:05She's got a big interview this weekend.
00:12:09Stanford School of Journalism.
00:12:11Stanford?
00:12:11Yeah.
00:12:12Impressive.
00:12:15How long is she going to be gone for?
00:12:18A few days.
00:12:19Going to miss her?
00:12:21Yeah, sure.
00:12:23Doesn't sound very convincing.
00:12:26I should go.
00:12:28I have a game tomorrow.
00:12:30It was...
00:12:31It was really nice meeting you.
00:12:33See you around, Slugger.
00:12:50You looking for these?
00:12:51You looking for these?
00:12:51I don't know.
00:12:52You're on a girl.
00:12:52You just want to do her, huh?
00:12:53That's a funny.
00:12:56All right.
00:12:59Oh, shit.
00:13:01You looking for these?
00:13:04Hey, where did you find those?
00:13:05On the dock. You must have dropped them.
00:13:08Thanks.
00:13:08Wait a minute. Are you okay to drive?
00:13:11Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:12I don't know. I saw you drinking a lot in there.
00:13:14Thank you, but I'm fine.
00:13:16Okay, touch your nose.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18Come on, like this. Touch your nose.
00:13:21Very good. Now with your tongue.
00:13:24Very funny. Can I have my keys, please?
00:13:26You don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?
00:13:29I have a terrific sense of humor.
00:13:31Oh, yeah?
00:13:31Yeah. If I run down one more old lady, I win a prize.
00:13:34Now give me my keys, please.
00:13:36My mother was run over by a drunk driver.
00:14:12Hey, I'm sorry about your mother. I didn't know.
00:14:16I was only kidding. My parents were divorced.
00:14:22You should have seen your face.
00:14:24It's very funny.
00:14:38It's a nice car.
00:14:40It's my stepfather's.
00:14:42I'm just borrowing it.
00:14:45You know, I didn't want you to think I was some kind of princess for some reason.
00:14:49So where is your dad, anyway?
00:14:52Alaska.
00:14:52Yeah?
00:14:53I heard it's supposed to be really beautiful, then.
00:14:59So you want to fuck?
00:15:03What?
00:15:05Fuck.
00:15:14I already told you I have a girlfriend.
00:15:17I don't know.
00:15:18Let's see.
00:15:20Your mouth says no, but your body is not saying something else, isn't it?
00:15:51No.
00:15:52Number five, left fielder Doug, Garda.
00:15:55Set her up. Come on, Doug. You're up.
00:15:59Knock it out. This is a one-down.
00:16:01Nice and easy.
00:16:14Way to watch it, Doug. Way to watch it.
00:16:16Good eye. Good eye.
00:16:23Good eye.
00:16:48Good eye. Good eye. Good eye.
00:16:54Gordon does it again.
00:16:57That's the 40th of the year and 101 for his career.
00:17:01Way to go, Gordon.
00:17:02And the final score today, Bobcats 11, X-Press 10.
00:17:10Hey, Gary. Wait up, buddy.
00:17:12Hey, Robert.
00:17:22Stealing more hard to see.
00:17:27And here I was thinking I was something special.
00:17:29What are you doing here?
00:17:30I'm Lesher's TA. What are you doing here?
00:17:32I just switched from Beckman's class. It was too close to practice.
00:17:36Oh, so now you're following me.
00:17:39Well, I suppose you'll be wanting this back.
00:17:43Oh, yeah.
00:17:46You were quite impressive.
00:17:48Thanks.
00:17:49That's your game today.
00:17:53You were at the game?
00:17:54That was some hit.
00:17:57Yeah, if only, uh, if only this stuff came as easy, I'd be all right.
00:18:00Well, maybe you just need a tutor.
00:18:02I wouldn't go that far.
00:18:04I would, given your grades.
00:18:07Oh, so now you're looking at my grades, huh?
00:18:09Hey, look.
00:18:10I'm having a problem with my fielding.
00:18:12You take care of that for me, too?
00:18:13Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:14I didn't realize I was posing a threat to your masculinity.
00:18:17Who said you were posing a threat to my masculinity?
00:18:19Look, if you're trying to impress yourself, I'll see you at my house.
00:18:22Seven o'clock.
00:18:23If the directions are too difficult, my phone numbers are too.
00:18:27Alyssa.
00:18:29Yes, Dr. Lesher?
00:18:32Remind me to schedule a meeting with Dr. Martin.
00:18:34Oh, really?
00:18:37We're happy.
00:18:41We're happy.
00:18:46Come on.
00:18:47Come on.
00:19:27Hi, this is Doug.
00:19:29You know what to do when you hear the beep.
00:19:30Thanks.
00:19:31Hi, Doug.
00:19:32It's Laura.
00:19:33Just thinking of you.
00:19:34I'll try you later.
00:19:35Say hi to your mom.
00:19:38Hi.
00:20:12Melissa?
00:20:14Melissa?
00:20:15Hi.
00:20:16Hi.
00:20:17Something wrong?
00:20:19Yeah, I'm just having a really bad day.
00:20:21Are you okay?
00:20:23Yeah.
00:20:24Yeah, I'm fine.
00:20:27Listen, why don't we just go somewhere else?
00:20:29At least we won't be bothered there.
00:20:34Tricuspid valve, cordae, tendineae, and the lining is endocardium and myocardium.
00:20:41Good.
00:20:42Good.
00:20:42But don't forget the epicardium.
00:20:48Hey, I really appreciate this, you know, helping me out like this.
00:20:52Especially after I was so confused.
00:20:54Don't worry about it.
00:21:03You're right.
00:21:04Is this your father?
00:21:05Yeah, when he was young.
00:21:06A long time ago.
00:21:08Before we was married.
00:21:12he loved baseball it's all everyone to do
00:21:18it was good enough for the pros too just like you doug why didn't he play
00:21:29he had a decision to make my mother hated the travel and the lifestyle so she gave him an
00:21:35ultimatum and he took it he became a surgeon
00:21:49i'm not this open with everyone i don't know it's strange i feel different with you
00:21:57i'm sorry i should just shut up you know the other night in the car
00:22:04i'm not usually like that i don't know what i was thinking
00:22:09i guess i was just afraid
00:22:15afraid of what
00:22:18afraid of not knowing what it would be like to know you
00:22:23to be with you
00:22:45why don't you come in for a drink
00:22:46i gotta go i'll call you
00:22:51are you up for sailing this weekend it's supposed to be really beautiful
00:22:59i'm uh really busy
00:23:15i know it's a great little island it's just a couple of hours from here
00:23:22do you want to stay the night i have an extra set of pajamas
00:23:26listen what why don't we just lay low for a little while
00:23:32i mean
00:23:34i wasn't expecting any of this
00:23:40it's
00:23:40it's just
00:23:42i got a lot of things i gotta figure out
00:23:45and
00:23:47i still have a girlfriend
00:23:49and i still don't care
00:23:51yeah but i think laura might
00:23:52laura
00:23:54that's her name
00:23:54laura
00:24:00well doug
00:24:01if that's what you want then go
00:24:03melissa come on
00:24:04goodbye doug
00:24:18hi this is doug
00:24:19you know what to do when you hear the beep
00:24:20thanks
00:24:22doug it's me
00:24:23it's one o'clock where are you
00:24:25i'll be up for the next half hour
00:24:27please give me a call
00:24:34i don't know what to tell you man
00:24:36i mean if getting a little of this
00:24:37is the worst trouble in your life right now i don't feel sorry for you
00:24:42i'm being serious man
00:24:45what about laura
00:24:48oh nice
00:24:50that's the whole thing
00:24:55i know things
00:24:57things are a little shaky
00:25:02it's not even that
00:25:06it's just melissa's different
00:25:11i don't know
00:25:11i just don't know if i'm ready to give it up with laura
00:25:18i don't want to be in your shoes right now pal
00:25:21in your pants
00:25:22i'd like to be in your pants
00:25:22but i've heard your shoes
00:25:27you look like shit
00:25:28what's the matter with you
00:25:32i got a call last night
00:25:34from an old buddy of mine
00:25:36mitchell james
00:25:37he's a top scout with the giants
00:25:40he's agreed to fly up here
00:25:41and take a look at you
00:25:43when
00:25:44he said he'd try to make one of the next three games
00:25:48he's coming up here to see you
00:25:50this guy can tell the difference between somebody who's playing up to their potential
00:25:55somebody's just jerking around
00:25:57got it?
00:26:00all right keep it under your hat
00:26:06hey coach
00:26:09thanks
00:26:20hey
00:26:28hey rich
00:26:29yeah
00:26:32what are you gonna do when we graduate?
00:26:36work for my old man
00:26:38want at the lumber yard?
00:26:40yeah
00:26:41why?
00:26:44nothing
00:26:46i was just wondering
00:26:52you're coming to what?
00:26:54nah
00:26:55i'll see you in a moment
00:27:07hello?
00:27:08hello?
00:27:09hi slugger
00:27:10how's it going?
00:27:12listen i'm sorry about last night
00:27:13i haven't been feeling so great
00:27:15my parents are fighting like crazy
00:27:17and it's just starting to get to me
00:27:18anyway enough about that
00:27:19alissa?
00:27:20i wanted to know
00:27:21when would you like to get together again?
00:27:23how did you get my number?
00:27:25it wasn't that difficult
00:27:26there is this thing called the phone book
00:27:29look hold on a second
00:27:33hello?
00:27:33doug?
00:27:34i finally caught you
00:27:36laura
00:27:37hi baby
00:27:38where have you been?
00:27:39i've been trying to get a hold of you
00:27:40look just uh
00:27:41hold on a second okay
00:27:45melissa?
00:27:46who's melissa?
00:27:47oh just hold on
00:27:50hello?
00:27:51i don't like being put on hold
00:27:54fine
00:27:54i'll call you back okay
00:27:57do you still have my number?
00:27:59yeah i got it somewhere
00:28:03laura
00:28:04who's melissa?
00:28:06she's just a friend of my mom's
00:28:08how is your mom?
00:28:09she's okay
00:28:10it's a tough honor though you know
00:28:11she talks about my dad
00:28:13like he's still around
00:28:15so
00:28:16so how was san francisco?
00:28:18wonderful
00:28:20i take it your interview went well?
00:28:22it's official
00:28:23i've been accepted
00:28:24so how come you don't sound excited?
00:28:27i'm going to be in san francisco
00:28:29yeah well you may not be alone
00:28:31what do you mean?
00:28:32there's a scout coming to see me
00:28:35from the giants
00:28:37as in san francisco giants
00:28:40when did this happen?
00:28:42coach told me about it today
00:28:45do you want to get that?
00:28:46no
00:28:47i'd rather talk to you
00:28:50ah fuck you you bastard
00:28:53so when are you coming home?
00:28:56i'm leaving first seat in the morning
00:28:57i should get there around 8
00:28:59depending on traffic
00:29:01so i want you to meet you at your place?
00:29:06i have a better idea
00:29:08oh yeah what's that?
00:29:10the library
00:29:11the library?
00:29:13well isn't that what you wanted?
00:29:16that was different
00:29:17i've been doing a lot of thinking doug
00:29:19and
00:29:20i mean you're right
00:29:22i don't know why i make such a big deal out of it
00:29:25i know i have to change
00:29:27so the library it is?
00:29:29is there a better place to learn?
00:29:33i'll meet you then
00:29:34bye
00:29:35tomorrow?
00:29:37yeah?
00:29:40i miss you
00:29:43i miss you too
00:29:45i'll be back soon
00:29:48bye
00:29:49bye
00:29:49bye
00:29:50bye
00:29:51bye
00:29:51bye
00:30:04hey doug
00:30:05erl
00:30:06doug
00:30:07hey doug
00:30:08hey doug
00:30:08do you know what it took to get this part?
00:30:11where'd you get it?
00:30:12never ask a cop about his sources
00:30:14you're gonna take good care of that bike
00:30:16just like your father did
00:30:17i will
00:30:17thanks all right
00:30:18well listen tell your mom that um
00:30:20marge and i will meet her at one for lunch
00:30:23one o'clock
00:30:23okay?
00:30:24all right
00:30:24all right
00:30:25thanks earl
00:30:25all right
00:30:32earl said he'd meet you at one for lunch
00:30:34oh good i do hope you're joining us
00:30:37actually mom i can't
00:30:41okay
00:30:42doug
00:30:42doug is there something wrong?
00:30:45no nothing what?
00:30:48You just seem a little on edge lately.
00:30:51It's not like you.
00:30:56The coach said that a scout from the Giants is coming to see me.
00:31:01Oh, Dougie, that's terrific.
00:31:05You know, maybe you should shave this thing off.
00:31:08Well, it's not that big a deal.
00:31:09You never know, we're talking professional.
00:31:13It's probably the Giants now.
00:31:25I don't know.
00:31:26Is Doug there?
00:31:27Oh, hi, Laura.
00:31:28No, it's Melissa.
00:31:29Do I sound like Laura?
00:31:30I'm Doug's tutor.
00:31:32Oh, Melissa.
00:31:34Is he around?
00:31:36I'm sorry.
00:31:37Doug's not home right now.
00:31:39He's not?
00:31:40Do you know where he went?
00:31:41No, I don't.
00:31:42He drove off a letter now.
00:31:44Really? Are you sure?
00:31:45Yes, I'm sure.
00:31:47Would you like to leave a message?
00:31:50No, that's okay.
00:31:55Melissa.
00:31:57Who's Melissa?
00:31:59It's nobody.
00:32:00It's just somebody I met at a party.
00:32:03So why did I have to lie?
00:32:06I'm sorry, Mom.
00:32:07I just didn't feel like talking to her.
00:32:13Douglas?
00:32:15Yeah, Mom.
00:32:16Don't get yourself into trouble.
00:32:20Oh, shit.
00:32:21I don't believe this.
00:32:23Surprise, surprise.
00:32:25What are you doing here?
00:32:27I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:32:30Why did your mother lie to me?
00:32:35I told her to.
00:32:37Why?
00:32:40Because I said I would call you.
00:32:42But you didn't, so what's a girl to do?
00:32:46So, what do you want?
00:32:48Well, I made reservations for two at Carmichael's tonight.
00:32:53I already have plans.
00:32:54My treat?
00:32:55I can't, not tonight.
00:32:57When?
00:32:57I don't know.
00:32:58Oh, I see.
00:32:59So, I've served my purpose and now you're moving on.
00:33:02No, that's not it at all.
00:33:05Melissa.
00:33:25You've got to shave that thing.
00:33:30I missed you.
00:33:34I missed you, too.
00:33:41All I can think about is us.
00:34:29It's not you.
00:34:32It's just, I don't know.
00:34:35Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
00:34:40I'm trying, Doug.
00:34:42Really.
00:34:45I know.
00:35:03We will begin today's class by making a longitudinal incision along the abdominal cavity.
00:35:13You will remember from last week the proper surgical techniques of opening the body.
00:35:19And we will go through lessons 26 through 30 of the tutorial.
00:35:26Follow along through steps 11 through 16.
00:35:30And you will realize that Macon's descriptions are reasonably close to reality.
00:35:38Are we ready?
00:35:50It's easy once you get the hang of it.
00:35:52And you will notice that Macon is going to be able to get the hang of it.
00:35:59And you will notice that Macon is going to be able to get the hang of it.
00:36:00Very good, Mr. Gordon.
00:36:02Now identify this.
00:36:15Gallbladder.
00:36:18Gallbladder.
00:36:19Very good, Mr. Gordon.
00:36:22Now tracing away from the liver, you...
00:36:24Let's see.
00:36:25I have a bright blue.
00:36:26Let's go to the level.
00:36:42Watch the ball, bitch.
00:36:45Make it easy, Doug.
00:36:46Now don't rush yourself.
00:36:48Come on, Filippelli.
00:36:51Victory.
00:36:52What?
00:36:53You're out of here.
00:36:54Okay, we'll take it. Keep it up, Rich.
00:36:56Son of a bitch has got to be throwing 90.
00:36:59He is. Talked him on radar.
00:37:01Oh, shit. Come on, Gordon.
00:37:06Come on, Gordon. Let's go now.
00:37:46Come on, Gordon. Come on. Come on. Let's go.
00:38:01That's a way to watch it. Good eye. Good eye.
00:38:04We can do that, then.
00:38:14Fringe!
00:38:17Friend!
00:38:29Lucky pitcher.
00:38:32Unlucky batter.
00:38:34It happens.
00:38:36Get dressed.
00:38:38Judy's here. Maybe we'll all go out.
00:38:41Okay, I'll be a sec.
00:38:43Meet you at your trip?
00:38:47Don't worry, you played well.
00:39:13No, I'm not going to die.
00:39:20Last one, Chief.
00:39:23Didn't mean to make a jump.
00:39:25Maybe you ought to switch to decaf.
00:39:27Or meditate.
00:39:29Do some fucking thing.
00:40:04Don't worry.
00:40:05Don't worry.
00:40:07No one's going to interrupt us.
00:40:08Not unless they're a locksmith.
00:40:11Look, Melissa, this has got to stop.
00:40:13Doug, you almost finished in there?
00:40:15Judy and I want to get something new.
00:40:17Yeah, look, I'll be there in a minute, okay?
00:40:19I'm just going to take a quick shower.
00:40:20Go ahead.
00:40:24Doug, are you alone?
00:40:26Yeah, why?
00:40:27I have a better idea.
00:40:29What's that?
00:40:31Why don't I come in and help you dry off?
00:40:34Look, that sounds really good.
00:40:36But the coach is kind of pissed at me.
00:40:37And he's coming back in a minute.
00:40:38He has to talk to me, okay?
00:40:39So just go ahead and I'll meet you there.
00:40:43Okay.
00:40:56Let's go.
00:40:58Finally.
00:41:00Oh, I like it when you play Rob.
00:41:03Just get the fuck out of here.
00:41:05Doug, what's wrong?
00:41:06Look, I just want to get something straight with you, okay?
00:41:10Melissa.
00:41:11Don't be embarrassed.
00:41:13It's a good idea to spice things up.
00:41:15Otherwise, love will never last.
00:41:16There is no love.
00:41:18How can you say that?
00:41:19After everything...
00:41:20I'm sorry you misunderstood.
00:41:24It's Laura, isn't it?
00:41:25Yes.
00:41:26But I told you right from the beginning, okay?
00:41:27What does she have that I don't?
00:41:30Look, I'm not going to have this discussion with you.
00:41:32Well, I bet she doesn't have this.
00:41:37That's not real, is it?
00:41:38Now, what would be special about a fake tattoo?
00:41:43I can't believe you did that.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:46Because all we did was fuck.
00:41:48We didn't make love.
00:41:50We fucked.
00:41:51And it didn't mean a thing.
00:41:53Well, what about me?
00:41:54Huh?
00:41:54What about the way that I feel?
00:41:55Did you ever stop to consider that?
00:41:57Huh?
00:41:59I mean, wouldn't you think I was just some slut plaything
00:42:00you can do what you want with
00:42:01and just throw me away afterwards?
00:42:03I'm sorry that you feel this way.
00:42:05But I suggest that you get on with your life.
00:42:42Sorry, I'm late.
00:42:45Judy's already gone?
00:42:46Yeah.
00:42:49What happened?
00:42:51I had to talk to the coach.
00:42:53I'm sorry.
00:42:55Hey, you can't hit one out of the ballpark every time.
00:43:00The scout might have been there.
00:43:02Is that what's bothering you?
00:43:04Yeah, I mean, if I don't start hitting the ball soon,
00:43:06then what's gonna happen?
00:43:07I'm not gonna get drafted.
00:43:08You'll get a hit, slugger.
00:43:09You always do.
00:43:12Why did you call me that?
00:43:14What, slugger?
00:43:16Yeah, you never called me that before.
00:43:17So what?
00:43:20Are you sure you're okay?
00:43:25Yeah.
00:43:26I'm just...
00:43:27I'm sorry.
00:43:28I'm just being stupid.
00:43:37Just a minute.
00:43:44Your bell's broken.
00:43:47Yes, I know.
00:43:51You must be Melissa.
00:43:52I am.
00:43:53And you must be Mrs. Gordon.
00:43:55It's nice to finally meet you.
00:43:57What can I do for you?
00:43:58Well, I'd like to speak with Doug.
00:44:00It's after midnight.
00:44:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:44:02Is it past his bedtime?
00:44:06Goodnight.
00:44:08I really do need to talk with him.
00:44:11Doug is asleep.
00:44:12You can talk to him in the morning.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:30I'm sorry.
00:44:39You're not being able to talk.
00:44:41Hi.
00:44:41Hi.
00:44:47What?
00:45:24I want to throw the ball.
00:45:26Okay, put your glove back on.
00:45:28I'll stay here.
00:45:29You throw me the ball.
00:45:31Hi, Dougie.
00:45:34It went all the way over there.
00:45:37That's wonderful.
00:45:38Good for you.
00:45:39Okay, here, Dougie.
00:45:42I got the bat on.
00:45:44Okay, watch this.
00:45:45Hold tight now, okay?
00:45:46Keep a firm grip on the bat.
00:45:48No, what are you doing?
00:45:49You know, Doug, your father really looks like you.
00:45:52Or you look like him, I should say.
00:45:56What the fuck are you doing here?
00:45:58What is wrong with you?
00:46:01I had to see you.
00:46:02How did you get in here?
00:46:03I have a key.
00:46:04You have keys to my house?
00:46:06Well, in case of emergencies.
00:46:08Yeah?
00:46:08Well, this is no fucking emergency.
00:46:10Well, I think it is.
00:46:11Why is that?
00:46:13I have to talk to you.
00:46:14Not now.
00:46:15My mother's sleeping.
00:46:16Oh, she's not going to wake up.
00:46:17Not the way she's popping those pills.
00:46:19You should really talk to her about her dosage.
00:46:21Now you're spying on my mother?
00:46:22Oh, no, this must be Laura.
00:46:25Oh, my, she's stunning, isn't she?
00:46:27What the fuck do you want?
00:46:31I'm afraid.
00:46:32Afraid of what?
00:46:33Well, I was thinking about what you said today,
00:46:35about how we didn't make love, we just fucked.
00:46:37And then I thought, hey, if he's got that kind of attitude,
00:46:40then maybe you might have given me something.
00:46:43You think that I gave you something?
00:46:45Well, why are you so sure that you didn't?
00:46:48Me.
00:46:48Well, you're the one that's fucking around.
00:46:50You are way off.
00:46:51Am I?
00:46:52Yes.
00:46:52The only other girl I've been with in the last three years is Laura.
00:46:55Well, how do you know how many people she's been with?
00:46:58Laura hasn't been with anyone else.
00:47:00Oh, well, she probably thinks the same about you.
00:47:03Know something?
00:47:03This is bullshit.
00:47:04Is it?
00:47:04Yeah, I want you to leave.
00:47:06Let's go.
00:47:16I'm sorry.
00:47:18I'm so sorry.
00:47:21Oh, God, this is embarrassing.
00:47:30I'm so sorry.
00:47:33I'm so sorry.
00:47:35It's OK.
00:47:37It's OK.
00:47:39Come on.
00:47:40Come on now.
00:47:41Don't cry.
00:47:42It's OK.
00:47:44It's OK.
00:47:53It's OK.
00:47:55It's OK.
00:47:57It's OK.
00:47:59It's OK.
00:48:03We'll get to the top of the top of the top.
00:48:03It guy will be.
00:48:03Ding.
00:48:0310 minutes.
00:48:0320 minutes.
00:48:0660 minutes.
00:48:1336 minutes.
00:48:48Come here, kitty.
00:48:50Come on.
00:49:40Come here, kitty.
00:49:51Come here, kitty.
00:49:52Doug, no classes today?
00:49:56Let me guess.
00:49:57You're taking a four-day weekend?
00:50:00Why is your shower running?
00:50:03Wait a minute.
00:50:04I was just going in there.
00:50:12By the way, your friend Melissa was here last night.
00:50:15Kind of pushy, isn't she?
00:50:19Who is she, Doug?
00:50:26Doug?
00:50:29What is it?
00:50:30Jesus, mom!
00:50:31What happened to privacy?
00:50:32I want to know what's going on!
00:50:35Doug, I hope you know what you're doing.
00:50:37Holy moly!
00:50:57Let's go!
00:50:59Hello?
00:50:59Doug, get over here.
00:51:01It's the cat.
00:51:02Somebody killed your cat.
00:51:03What?
00:51:03I can't believe it.
00:51:05It's here.
00:51:06What's going on?
00:51:08Okay, listen.
00:51:08Look.
00:51:09Calm down.
00:51:10All right, listen.
00:51:10I'm coming.
00:51:11I'm coming right now.
00:51:19Someone is trying to destroy my life.
00:51:30She must have been the one who did this.
00:51:35Every time I turn around, she's there.
00:51:38I can't get rid of her.
00:51:42Melissa?
00:51:47Judy tried to tell me, but I wouldn't listen.
00:51:51You told me she was a friend of your mom's.
00:51:54You lied to me.
00:52:01Why is she doing this?
00:52:03I don't know.
00:52:05She's obsessed.
00:52:06There's something really fucking wrong with her.
00:52:13Did you sleep with her?
00:52:22Get up.
00:52:24I'm sorry.
00:52:25I said get up.
00:52:26Look, it didn't mean anything.
00:52:27You son of a bitch!
00:52:29Get the fuck out!
00:52:51Stop it!
00:52:52Please, stop it!
00:52:54Stop it!
00:52:55Stop it!
00:52:55Ah!
00:52:56Ah!
00:52:58Ah!
00:53:10Ah!
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:13Ah!
00:53:14Where the fuck have you been?
00:53:16I mean...
00:53:17I mean, you're missing practices.
00:53:18You look like shit.
00:53:19What is it?
00:53:20Look, I don't want to talk about it.
00:53:23What, are you fucking kidding me?
00:53:24You don't want to talk about it?
00:53:26This is me.
00:53:27Since when do you keep me in the park?
00:53:30I mean, there's something going on, obviously.
00:53:31What is it?
00:53:32You don't know shit, okay?
00:53:33I don't want to talk about it.
00:53:34I don't know shit.
00:53:35I know there's something going on.
00:53:39What is it?
00:53:39You and me and Laura serve your time?
00:53:43It's not funny, huh?
00:53:47If you two love birds get through, we've got a game to play.
00:53:50Suit up.
00:53:51Somebody wants to see you, Mr. Mitchell James.
00:53:53McDonald's.
00:53:55Oh!
00:53:57Come on!
00:53:57Come on, Doug!
00:53:58Show him your stuff out!
00:53:58Come on, Dougie!
00:54:00Yeah!
00:54:00Dougie, go!
00:54:05Come on, Dougie!
00:54:11Don't push it, Dougie!
00:54:12Come on!
00:54:12Let's go now!
00:54:14Swam it home, Dougie!
00:54:16Come on, Dougie!
00:54:27Come on, let's run out.
00:54:30Come on, Dougie.
00:54:32Come on, slam it home, Dougie.
00:54:43Coming on, Dougie.
00:54:58Come on, Dougie.
00:55:01Come on, Dougie.
00:55:03Come on, Dougie.
00:55:05Come on, Dougie.
00:55:05Come on, Dougie.
00:55:05What's up, Dougie?
00:55:07Oh, we're just having a slump.
00:55:14Mitch?
00:55:15This is Doug Gordon.
00:55:17This kid I was telling you about.
00:55:19The coach has been badgering me all year
00:55:21to come and watch you hit the ball.
00:55:23Oh, sorry about the disappointment.
00:55:26It'll be badger has a slump, Gordon.
00:55:28But your stats don't lie.
00:55:31But the pros were just as concerned with the man's character.
00:55:34What else are you interested in besides baseball?
00:55:37Kinesiology and sports medicine.
00:55:39I figured it'd be good to have something to fall back on,
00:55:42just in case baseball doesn't work out.
00:55:44That's some schedule you're keeping.
00:55:46Yeah, it keeps me busy.
00:55:49I like you, Gordon.
00:55:50You got high standards.
00:55:52That's just the kind of witting attitude we're looking for.
00:55:54Great.
00:55:55Try my best.
00:55:57Yeah.
00:55:58That's him.
00:56:00That's a son of a bitch.
00:56:02Douglas Gordon.
00:56:03What?
00:56:04You're under arrest.
00:56:05For what?
00:56:07You have the right to remain silent.
00:56:09I don't think anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
00:56:12You have the right to decide to talk to a lawyer.
00:56:14I didn't do anything.
00:56:15I didn't touch her.
00:56:16If you can't afford to hire a lawyer, one will be appointed to represent you.
00:56:20Sit back!
00:56:22You weren't impressing me, David.
00:56:23This is bullshit.
00:56:24How many times do you want to hear this?
00:56:27I was in my room studying.
00:56:29I heard the television and I went into the living room.
00:56:31And she was there.
00:56:32And you gave her a key.
00:56:33I did not give her a key.
00:56:35She made her own key without my permission.
00:56:37And of course you had a problem with that.
00:56:38Hey, look.
00:56:39I did not fucking hit her.
00:56:42All right, fellas.
00:56:43I'll take it from here.
00:56:44Well, if you want to handle this piece of shit, that's fine with us.
00:56:47Let's go.
00:57:00I read your statement, Doug.
00:57:01What the hell is going on?
00:57:03She broke into my house and she drugged me.
00:57:06I never laid a hand on her, I swear to God.
00:57:09I don't know what the fuck she's up to.
00:57:12All they have is a restraining order on you.
00:57:15I'll have you out of here in less than an hour.
00:57:17But you have to keep the hell away from her.
00:57:19Stay away from her.
00:57:21She's the one that's following me.
00:57:22Okay, okay.
00:57:24Let's drop that.
00:57:27Doug, I didn't want to have to tell you this in here.
00:57:30There's been an accident.
00:57:32Your mother's in the hospital.
00:57:49Mom?
00:57:52What happened?
00:58:00Mom?
00:58:03She'll be fine.
00:58:05We'll just have to keep an eye on her for a while.
00:58:06Mom.
00:58:09In her condition, we can't afford for her to try something like that again.
00:58:15Try what?
00:58:18Well, she overdosed on maluprim.
00:58:21High grade sleeping pills.
00:58:24They were different from her own prescription.
00:58:26I have no idea how she got them.
00:58:32I do.
00:58:40I feel awful.
00:58:43I wish you'd said something.
00:58:45Marge and I have always tried to be there ever since your dad died.
00:58:48No, listen.
00:58:52She didn't do this to herself.
00:58:58I know who did it.
00:59:01So tell me.
00:59:05It's that woman, Melissa.
00:59:07Are you sure?
00:59:14Laura, you've never been one to back down from a fight.
00:59:20There's something wrong here.
00:59:21I don't think you can just blame Doug.
00:59:33I don't think you can do it.
00:59:36Five minutes.
00:59:38I know.
00:59:46I know.
00:59:54I know.
00:59:56I know.
00:59:57I know.
00:59:59I know.
01:00:35Dr. Richard Nelson was acquitted today in Seattle.
01:00:38He faced charges of physical abuse against his 12-year-old daughter.
01:00:43Nelson's wife, Patricia, declined to comment on the injuries.
01:00:58Dr. Richard Nelson's wife, Patricia, was committed yesterday to the Woodrow Institute by her daughter, Melissa.
01:01:13Well, uh, you're the first one, actually.
01:01:16Since her daughter brought her in here two weeks ago, none of the folks around here can get a word
01:01:22out of her edgewise.
01:01:25I'll leave you two alone. Don't expect too much from her.
01:01:29If you want anything, I'll be in a man when you finish.
01:01:36Mrs. Nelson?
01:01:42Hi, I'm Laura Hutton.
01:01:44I need to speak to you about Melissa.
01:01:47My friend may be in danger.
01:01:54Mrs. Nelson, if there's anything that you could tell me that might help me understand your daughter,
01:02:00Did she do this to you?
01:02:02What?
01:02:03Oh, what?
01:02:09Melissa.
01:02:14Hi, Doug. It's me.
01:02:18I have to tell you something.
01:02:23It's about Melissa.
01:02:25Melissa.
01:02:27Melissa.
01:02:28Melissa.
01:03:01Hello?
01:03:04Anybody home?
01:03:08Miss Nelson?
01:03:42Miss Nelson?
01:03:45Is anyone home?
01:03:48The door was open.
01:03:52Miss Nelson?
01:03:55Is anyone home?
01:04:26Miss Nelson.
01:04:27Miss Nelson.
01:04:36I don't know.
01:05:23I don't know.
01:05:31Earl?
01:05:40Earl?
01:05:44Earl?
01:05:48Earl!
01:05:50Earl?
01:05:50Earl?
01:05:50Earl?
01:05:51Earl?
01:05:51Earl?
01:05:51Earl?
01:05:52Earl?
01:05:52Earl?
01:05:53Earl?
01:05:55Earl?
01:06:05Earl?
01:06:09Earl?
01:06:19Earl?
01:06:21Earl?
01:06:27Earl?
01:06:28Earl?
01:06:28Earl?
01:06:29Earl?
01:06:32Earl?
01:06:40Earl?
01:06:42Earl?
01:06:42Earl?
01:06:43Earl?
01:06:44Amy?
01:06:45Earl?
01:07:12You son of a bitch get the fuck out!
01:07:35Hey! Over here!
01:07:38Hey! Over here!
01:07:41Over here!
01:07:58Melissa.
01:08:02Well, hello, you. Did we have a little accident? Looks like you could use some help.
01:08:09Melissa, don't fuck around!
01:08:14What's that I smell? Is that gasoline? Wouldn't it be romantic? True lovers going up in flames?
01:08:25Melissa, please. Just help me get out of here, okay?
01:08:29Why?
01:08:30Do you want me to die here like this?
01:08:32You know, you do have a point.
01:08:35Having you die like this wouldn't be very...
01:08:40...fun.
01:08:57You blew it, fucker.
01:08:58No, no, no.
01:09:07I'm not afraid of that.
01:09:19Let's go.
01:09:19No, no, no.
01:09:20No, no, no.
01:09:21No, no, no.
01:09:22No, no, no.
01:09:23No, no, no, no.
01:09:39with her attempt on your life doug we have hard evidence against her now i have the feds on our
01:09:45side and have contacted interpo they have traces on her credit cards bank accounts you name it
01:09:52she makes a move we'll know about it and if you don't start taking care of yourself
01:09:58i'll know about it mart said you went to work a week early don't you worry about anything
01:10:05doug would you follow me out for you
01:10:18keep an eye on your mother okay i will i know you will
01:10:36i'm just here to see your mother can i talk to you
01:10:38i have nothing to say look i have something to say please
01:10:46i fucked up
01:10:49i fucked up like i never fucked up before in my life
01:10:55i made a mistake and i'm paying for it
01:10:59but she set me up she almost killed my mother and she almost killed me
01:11:05laura you're the best thing that ever happened to me
01:11:09and it killed me to think that i threw it away
01:11:17i never meant to hurt you
01:11:22i'm so sorry
01:11:26i love you
01:11:52i'm so sorry
01:11:53i'm so sorry
01:11:56i'm so sorry
01:11:56i'm so sorry
01:11:56Come on away, coming my way, come on away.
01:12:05Nice furniture.
01:12:07Yeah, it's my roommate Lisa's.
01:12:10Hey, look.
01:12:12A VCR that actually has the correct time.
01:12:15No more blinking 12 o'clock.
01:12:18What would I do without you?
01:12:21Thanks.
01:12:26Well, I guess I'll see you in a couple of weeks
01:12:27when I come back for tryouts.
01:12:30Well, I'd better hear from you before then.
01:12:32You will.
01:12:34You know, this is a big place.
01:12:36You sure you don't want me as a roommate?
01:12:39I just need some time.
01:12:42I gotcha.
01:12:51Bye.
01:13:08Yeah?
01:13:11Hold on.
01:13:14You Doug Gordon?
01:13:16Phone.
01:13:23Yeah, hello.
01:13:26How's tryout, slugger?
01:13:30Melissa?
01:13:31You remembered my voice.
01:13:32How sweet.
01:13:33After all this time.
01:13:38Where are you?
01:13:39Oh, come on.
01:13:40The last thing I need in my life is more cops.
01:13:45Who said anything about the cops?
01:13:48Well, then why are you so concerned about my whereabouts?
01:13:53I want to see you.
01:13:54I want to see you.
01:13:55You're lying.
01:13:56It's true.
01:14:00I can't stop thinking about it.
01:14:05The first night in the car.
01:14:08The boat.
01:14:12I close my eyes and all I see is you.
01:14:17Melissa?
01:14:20I can't stop thinking about it either.
01:14:23Are you in Washington?
01:14:24Why do you care?
01:14:26Because I want to be there.
01:14:29Because I want to be there.
01:14:29With you.
01:14:30They're looking for me.
01:14:32We'll have to be careful.
01:14:34I understand.
01:14:35Are you sure you want to do this?
01:14:38I do.
01:14:40Okay, swear.
01:14:41I swear.
01:14:42Now swear on Laura's life.
01:14:46Melissa, do you want to be with me or not?
01:14:47Only if you swear on Laura's life.
01:14:49I swear.
01:14:50Say the whole thing.
01:14:53I want to be with you, Melissa.
01:14:55I swear on Laura's life.
01:14:58That's better.
01:15:00Now tell me where you are.
01:15:01No, I'll come for you.
01:15:21Hello.
01:15:22Yeah, hi.
01:15:24What's the matter?
01:15:26She's back.
01:15:28Well, did you call the police?
01:15:29Yeah, I did.
01:15:31Just be really careful, okay?
01:15:32I mean, lock your doors and shit.
01:15:34I think you're being just a little bit paranoid.
01:15:37I mean, she couldn't possibly have any idea where I am.
01:15:40All right?
01:15:42Yeah, oh, okay.
01:15:44So relax.
01:15:47Yeah, all right.
01:15:49I'm sorry.
01:15:50Oh, wait, hold on.
01:15:51I was just making some tea.
01:15:52Oh, here.
01:15:53My roommate wants to say hello.
01:15:54No, Laura, Laura.
01:15:55Dad, be nice.
01:15:56Just say hello.
01:16:04Hi, Slugger.
01:16:06Melissa.
01:16:07Did I overhear correctly?
01:16:08You called the police?
01:16:10You heard her?
01:16:10I will fucking kill you!
01:16:13Well, Doug, you swore on her lives.
01:16:16I guess the ball's in my court now.
01:16:35Doug said to say goodbye.
01:16:37Oh, I wanted to talk to him.
01:16:39He said to say goodnight.
01:16:41He has to go to bed early.
01:16:42Something about tryouts tomorrow?
01:16:49That sounded close.
01:16:52I hate thunderstorms.
01:16:54Ever since I was a child.
01:16:57Me too.
01:17:02Oh, great.
01:17:04Oh, it's okay.
01:17:05I think there's some candles around here somewhere.
01:17:12Sounded nice.
01:17:14Huh?
01:17:16Doug.
01:17:18Yeah, he is.
01:17:20We're just trying to iron out a few things.
01:17:23But we really love each other.
01:17:25That's nice.
01:17:28Three years?
01:17:30God, I envy you.
01:17:32I was in love once, but his heart was in another place.
01:17:47So what is it that you're trying to work out?
01:17:50I don't...
01:17:51What did he do?
01:17:51Fuck some other girl?
01:17:55Excuse me?
01:17:57Did he put his cock somewhere he shouldn't have?
01:18:01I think I'm gonna go find a flashlight.
01:18:11I don't know.
01:18:14Lisa, open up!
01:18:16The door's stuck!
01:18:18You scared the shit out of me.
01:18:22Lisa?
01:18:25Why don't we talk about Doug's other girlfriend?
01:18:45I'm at the address right now.
01:18:47I'm at the address right now.
01:19:23Good evening, Miss.
01:19:24Hello, Officer.
01:19:26Can I help you?
01:19:27Yeah, I received a call about a disturbance.
01:19:30You did?
01:19:32Anyone else here besides yourself?
01:19:35No, just me.
01:19:36I'm all alone.
01:19:38There's nothing wrong except that I got a little scared.
01:19:41All the lights went out.
01:19:41Yeah, I know.
01:19:42The whole neighborhood's down.
01:19:45You sure you okay?
01:19:46Yeah, I'm fine.
01:19:48Well, just saying, maybe I should check the house.
01:19:51Sure.
01:19:52If you want.
01:20:01Yeah, I love the old houses.
01:20:03Yeah, me too.
01:20:13What's in here?
01:20:15That's my roommate's storage space.
01:20:18She has the keys.
01:20:19She ran up to the movies tonight.
01:20:21All right.
01:20:34Well, I'll be.
01:20:35My wife's got the exact same boss.
01:20:46Laura, you're awake.
01:20:49Good.
01:20:51We're going to play a little game.
01:20:53You like games, Laura, don't you?
01:20:56Now, here's how we play.
01:20:59First, we make a list of all the wonderful things that you have that I don't.
01:21:05And then...
01:21:09And then...
01:21:12We remove them.
01:21:14Surgically.
01:21:22Now, Doug said something about you having a kind heart.
01:21:33You gotta come through.
01:21:49You gotta go.
01:21:54You gotta go!
01:21:55We'll run away.
01:21:55Sorry, all the time.
01:21:55I won't run away.
01:21:57You gotta go!
01:21:57You gotta go.
01:22:02Then you will be...
01:22:02You...
01:22:03I'll go.
01:22:49You think you can fuck me?
01:22:51You fucking bastard!
01:22:54How do you like it?
01:22:56Fuck you!
01:22:58God damn it!
01:23:00You fucking...
01:23:02Where is she?
01:23:04I'm not fucking around with you!
01:23:06Where is she?
01:23:07You gonna shoot me now, darling?
01:23:09I will fucking kill you.
01:23:11Where is she?
01:23:13You're a killer now, is that it?
01:23:15You know, guns are pretty messy.
01:23:16You sure you can handle it?
01:23:19Because it might be kind of hard without these.
01:23:28Oh, please.
01:23:51Oh, no, no, no.
01:24:30I don't know.
01:24:55It's gonna be okay.
01:25:21I don't know.
01:25:40I don't know.
01:25:41I don't know.
01:26:17I don't know.
01:26:43I don't know.
01:26:50I don't know.
01:26:53I don't know.
01:27:06I don't know.
01:27:07I don't know.
01:27:35I don't know.
01:28:01I don't know.
01:28:02I don't know.
01:28:24I don't know.
01:28:47I don't know.
01:28:54I don't know.
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