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2025 S06E07 Christmas Special
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00:00What's all this?
00:10Oh, you're writing your great novel?
00:12Not sure I've got one of those in me.
00:13It's for the Dada Bee Nativity play.
00:15Oh, Jim, if you're in need of the back end of a donkey,
00:18my brother's always available.
00:20Helen's supposed to be organising it, but she's full of the cold.
00:22I hope she's feeling better for Christmas Day.
00:24She's under strict instructions to stay in bed.
00:27I don't want her worrying. I told her I can manage.
00:30That's my costume, and I play an angel who comes down from Hebden.
00:37From heaven? Jimmy, you haven't come from just down the road.
00:41Mrs Hall, there's a highly inventive recipe here for a murky.
00:44Doesn't look out bad.
00:46What's a murky?
00:48It's a mock turkey.
00:50It's stuffing, which I know you like, wrapped in bacon,
00:53and then we all pretend it's a roast.
00:55Are those parsnips for legs?
00:57National shortage of the real bird, you see.
01:00I've still got a couple of leads. I've not given up on finding one yet.
01:02No, I think we must face fact anything with wings is long since sold.
01:06I have wings.
01:07And I can't wait to see them in action, Jimmy.
01:11Yes, the Magi weren't there at the birth, of course.
01:14And they weren't kings.
01:15Thank you, that's very helpful.
01:16And there's no mention in the Bible of animals in the stable.
01:19Well, I say stable. It's more like a family guest room.
01:22It's all down to a mistranslation of the Greek.
01:24Do you not like Christmas, Uncle Siegfried?
01:27Are you kidding?
01:28This is him loving Christmas.
01:29Quite right.
01:30And if you don't behave, I'll tell you how they celebrate in Austria.
01:34Kampus.
01:36I'm due at Stokes Farm.
01:37See you for lunch.
01:39I mean,
01:40parsnips
01:41for leads.
02:02Mrs. Stokes!
02:05Mrs. Stokes, you'll catch your death out here.
02:08Oh, well, I thought you'd best see what this daft ape has been up to.
02:12Oh, are we in trouble again, Hilda?
02:14Well, she got out in the night.
02:16And then this morning, I caught her at the house opposite,
02:19chewing on this.
02:21Ah, it's a hazard of Christmas for goats.
02:24There's laurel in it.
02:26It can be harmful.
02:27Well, I know that.
02:29Do you think I walked down to the telephone box for the good of me health?
02:32Well, hopefully she doesn't seem to have eaten too much.
02:35Oh, there's no luck in it.
02:36Just me hobbling after her in the freezing cold.
02:40And I must have just got there in time.
02:41She'd have gobbled a lot.
02:42Give her half a chance.
02:43Let's take a look at you.
02:45Hey, you beggar.
02:47At least there's no sign of lethargy.
02:51There you go.
02:54Abdomen doesn't seem to be distended.
02:56All right.
02:59No excess salivation.
03:00I'm sure she's fine.
03:01Oh.
03:02Let's give her a drench just to be on the safe side.
03:04Oh, you're going to give her a drench, are you?
03:07It's entirely routine, Mrs. Stokes.
03:09I think I can manage.
03:11Ah.
03:12Right, let's get you safely shut up in the barn, shall we?
03:17Come on.
03:18There we go.
03:19In you go.
03:19Come on.
03:20Come on, you duff-durr-puts.
03:23Yes, the old ways work sometimes.
03:26The tannins in the tea prevent absorption of the toxins, you see.
03:29Oh.
03:29Hey, but you'll need more than that, inn.
03:32I can tell her you don't mother tea so often.
03:34I might normally advise a ruminotomy.
03:40What?
03:40Good to open?
03:42It's the only way of getting out what she's eaten.
03:45But given her age, I really wouldn't want to put her through that if we can avoid it.
03:49Oh, no.
03:50I don't like the sound of that.
03:53Stick some of that in.
03:55You can't give her brandy.
03:56A little nip.
03:57It works wonders.
03:59For you, perhaps.
04:00For her, no.
04:02Byuck.
04:03I need it with you.
04:08Are you looking forward to Christmas, Mrs Stokes?
04:10Yeah, well, it'll be a farmer's Christmas, same as any other day.
04:15But I might let the old girl in the kitchen for a few treats.
04:19If she behaves herself.
04:21That's a big if, knowing Hilda.
04:23Aye.
04:25What about you?
04:27Well, everybody's home this year.
04:29I'm rather looking forward to it.
04:30Oh, good.
04:31Why, you don't want to be rattling around that big house on your own again, do you?
04:37Not if I can help it, no.
04:39Now, well, you meant the most of it.
04:40Because they won't be there forever, will they?
04:43None of them.
04:44Yes, perhaps we'll let it brew a little longer.
04:55Aye.
04:58So, if you hear of a turkey going spare, or a goose, or a pigeon, actually, would you just let me know?
05:06You're entering a team into the Christmas Eve darts, aren't you?
05:09Well, I'm not a bad shot, but...
05:10The prize is a turkey.
05:12What?
05:15Audrey might not have heard.
05:18How on earth did you find a turkey?
05:21There's a lot of drunken farmers in this pub agreeing to things that they later regret.
05:25All right, well, I'll tell Mrs. H. We've got Charlotte coming to us for Christmas.
05:30You can't serve murky to a Beauvoir.
05:33You bringing her on Christmas Eve?
05:35Or are we not fancy enough for you?
05:36You're spitting sawdusts of the highest quality, Maggie, but...
05:39You know, still...
05:41You're meant to be de-mob happy.
05:42You can't not come.
05:45You'll be a lively one with so many back home.
05:47I'll be raising a glass to Arthur.
05:57I loved it, he did.
05:59Christmas.
06:01I had to drag him out of here last time.
06:03Still singing, all the way home.
06:05Well, that was Arthur.
06:07Which is why we're going to have the biggest tree with the brightest lights...
06:12And no one telling us to cover the windows up.
06:15Hmm, quite so.
06:17When are you dropping the tree off, by the way?
06:19Sorry?
06:21You said you'd pick one up for me, didn't you?
06:24With me being run ragged between here and little Albert.
06:29You've not forgotten.
06:31I want a decent one.
06:35Maggie, I'm not one of your drunken farmers.
06:39How could I possibly have forgotten?
06:45Easy, Hilda.
06:48Easy.
06:49Easy.
06:50See, that's why I put the brandy in.
06:53She don't fight, then.
06:55Hilda.
06:56Hilda.
06:57Ah!
06:58Oh!
06:59Phew.
07:01Hilda.
07:02Hilda!
07:03Don't just stand there.
07:07Let's not be silly about this.
07:10Hilda.
07:11Come on.
07:17Yes, I know.
07:19I know it's like in a palaver, I've it.
07:22Hilda!
07:23Don't you dare...
07:25Come back.
07:27Blimey.
07:27Hilda!
07:28Come back, Hilda!
07:29Oh, it's not for saying I'm all right.
07:40You're not all right.
07:42You're boning up.
07:44Oh, James.
07:46I feel like a wrung out dishcloth.
07:48I've not iced Jimmy's cake yet.
07:50It's crisp as wrapping, still, and a list of Esther, my dad being in London.
07:54Aye, aye.
07:55But I know what you'll do.
07:57You'll get back into that bed.
08:00Leave all this to your very capable husband.
08:07What?
08:08Hop it.
08:11Right, one last pin.
08:12Jimmy!
08:13Jimmy!
08:14Change of plan.
08:16You finish the Nativity crowns, I'll wrap these.
08:18Wilco.
08:19But, James, Mrs. Book referred.
08:21She's on her way in to see you.
08:23No, I...
08:25You know, what you should do is get yourself a nice young lady.
08:38My thoughts always tend to romance at times like this.
08:41I mean, you've still got your looks.
08:44Probably for not much longer now.
08:46Thank you, Mrs. Stokes.
08:48Now, that'll do it.
08:49Okay.
08:53That's it.
08:54That should do it, as I say.
08:56Any change, just let me know.
08:57Ah, will do.
08:59Gather your rosebuds while you may, Mr. Farnham.
09:02Robert Herrick, yes.
09:04Aye.
09:04And while you may, go marry, for having once but lost your prime.
09:09You may forever tarry.
09:11Quite.
09:13Any chance for a cup of tea before I go?
09:15Oh, give me it all to the goat.
09:22Merry bloody Christmas to you, too.
09:26Imagine if we won it.
09:28Proper Christmas.
09:30Proper turkey.
09:32It's teams of three, Mrs. H.
09:34So you may need to whip the rest of us into shape.
09:36Right.
09:37The board's coming out.
09:38Let's get practising.
09:39Pass me that.
09:40Yeah, also, do you know the best place to buy a Christmas tree?
09:46Well, there could be a couple left on the square.
09:48Why?
09:49Oh, some drunken idiot was supposed to get one for the drovers, and he forgot.
09:56Oh.
09:57Tristan.
09:58What about darts?
10:00Look, I'll be as quick as I humanly can.
10:02If we lose, you're getting the pass, Nipleg.
10:05Oh, my goodness.
10:14Hello, Audrey.
10:15Well, Anna.
10:16Come in, come in.
10:20It's so very disappointing.
10:24The last little Pekingese in Keithley was really rather sweet.
10:28They would have made such handsome puppies.
10:31Sorry you haven't had better news.
10:32Is there really nothing more you can do to boost his chances?
10:37Well, he's long since had all his checks.
10:39Mr. Bolton said that he'd heard of some injections.
10:44Testosterone, yes.
10:45So why haven't we tried them?
10:47Because there can be side effects.
10:49Unpleasant ones.
10:53Tricky's given so much.
10:56He's had such a life.
10:57I can't abide the thought that one day he may be gone.
11:03We have nothing to show that he was ever here.
11:10I'd never forgive myself if we hadn't explored every available option.
11:15If it's what you want, Mrs. Bumfrey...
11:17I could pick a moon for tomorrow.
11:26Tricky and I can't thank you enough.
11:28The blasted goat's been at my tie.
11:41I didn't even know when that happened.
11:44Mrs. Stokes prattling on like I'm some misanthropic misfit
11:48who'd be lucky to strike up a dalliance with a bloody donkey.
11:53Dorothy.
11:55Hello, Siegfried.
11:55You're not in Malta?
12:01Not as far as I can tell.
12:05I'm making tea.
12:06Do you want one?
12:07I made tea for the goat.
12:08An absolutely enormous cup.
12:11She was geriatric,
12:12otherwise I'd have preferred to have extracted the entire ruminal contents.
12:16That's what I missed about this place.
12:18The small talk.
12:21Anyway, I'd better get on.
12:24Dorothy.
12:25See you great, hon.
12:34It's a donkey.
12:35Is it a donkey?
12:36I'll find a dog in one.
12:37Rosie.
12:38Come on, Rosie.
12:39Rosie.
12:41Shall we put your costume on?
12:42Are you excited?
12:45I like it.
12:46Can't find the arm owls?
12:48Take the hat off and put your costume on.
12:53Can you do this, Susan?
13:04I can't do this.
13:05Okay.
13:06Anybody need any help?
13:08We need to sort that out.
13:10Get ready.
13:10Mr. Heriot will be here in a minute.
13:13Jimmy, where are your wings?
13:14All of these?
13:15All of these are in a bar.
13:16I still need to get mine.
13:17All right, everybody.
13:18Are you ready?
13:19You look great.
13:21Well done.
13:22Well done.
13:23Mrs. H is going to wonder where all our tea towels have gone.
13:26Now, this is a dress rehearsal, which means it's exactly the same as we do it in the square tomorrow.
13:31Mr. Heriot?
13:32Yes.
13:32Can I have a sword?
13:34Shepherds didn't really have swords.
13:36Um, but what about the wolves?
13:39Sure, you can have one.
13:40Yes.
13:41Um, all right, baby Jesus.
13:43Baby Jesus.
13:45Oh.
13:46Right, Bobby, can you put baby Jesus' head back on for me, please?
13:49Uh, Mabel?
13:51Why has Mabel got a rabbit?
13:53He's got a sore eye.
13:55Mum says she wants you to look at him.
13:57All right.
13:58All right.
13:59We all set?
14:01Uh, Bobby, can you give baby Jesus to your sister?
14:06Um, right, ready?
14:07Shh!
14:08I hope you're not coming down with that cold, Bobby.
14:10Are we all set?
14:11Yes.
14:12Yes.
14:13Jimmy, go.
14:15Mary, I am the angel Gabriel, and I bring great tidings from Hebden.
14:21Heaven, Jimmy.
14:22Heaven.
14:23Mary, I am the angel Gabriel, and I bring great tidings from heaven.
14:31Good God, man.
14:32How long is this likely to take?
14:36Lucy, Susan, hand out the scripts.
14:43There's still a bit of work to do.
14:44I am trying to concentrate in there.
14:47Well, you'll have to manage.
14:48Look, I'm more ragged here.
14:50And I've got Mrs. Pumphrey on my back, asking for hormone injections for turkey.
14:54Well, you've warned her about possible side effects, I hope.
14:56Muscle problems, hair loss, aggressive behaviour.
14:59And there's no guarantee it will work.
15:01She knows it's a last resort.
15:02But if we don't try, it amounts to giving up.
15:04The dog is old.
15:05Giving up is the only sensible approach.
15:07Aye, but you can imagine how she'll take that.
15:10Dad?
15:10The Virgin Mary needs the toilet.
15:18Pussy eye.
15:21I'll do the eyedrops then, shall I?
15:22What?
15:25Right.
15:26Yes, I'm off to Sunderland after Christmas to see them all.
15:32Been the making of Edward, being a dad.
15:36What about your Harry?
15:38Is he all right?
15:39Oh, yes.
15:40He did mobbed a few months ago.
15:42He wanted to move back to Yorkshire.
15:44And it was probably time for me as well.
15:46I followed all the news from Malta.
15:48Well, they say it was the most heavily bombed place in the war for those two years.
15:52No way out, even if I wanted to go.
15:54I thought you might come back after it were liberated.
15:57It seemed like giving up.
16:00And there were still good times to be had.
16:02You knew where to look.
16:03Well, you always know where to look.
16:06Anyway, it's in the past now.
16:08Well, I'm glad you're here.
16:11And I'd say it's someone else's and all.
16:15You think?
16:16He couldn't get away quick enough.
16:19He'll have to make some allowances.
16:20He's been on his own a lot the last few years.
16:22I can tell.
16:24He's learned to make tea.
16:28There's a good art in there somewhere.
16:30Tries his best to keep it hidden, is all.
16:36Shh, shh, shh.
16:39Come on.
16:40You're up for darts practice.
16:41I'm actually quite busy.
16:42Uh, there's a turkey at stake.
16:45I'm only thinking of you.
16:46Is Dorothy still here?
16:47No, don't worry.
16:48You're not a mister.
16:49Has it perhaps slipped your mind how she and I parted?
16:52No.
16:54Nor has it slipped my mind how well you used to get on.
16:59I'm sure this little chap's good company.
17:02But still.
17:03Oh, must have a cuddle.
17:19What?
17:20He's lovely.
17:22Oh, um, be careful with the eye.
17:24There may be some pus.
17:25Ooh.
17:26Right.
17:27We're entering a team at the Drovers.
17:30The prize is a turkey.
17:33I might be a little rusty.
17:35It's been some time.
17:39Oh.
17:40You seem a bit tense.
17:41Not in the least tense.
17:42Look at you.
17:45You're knotted up like a sailor's hanky.
17:48Like this.
17:50Right foot, sir.
17:52Right foot forward.
17:54I am the target.
17:56I'm not the target, am I?
17:58Don't think about it too much.
18:02Yes.
18:03Very impressive secret.
18:04I'll take the money to the shed.
18:10No, no, I'll do it.
18:13Excuse me.
18:15Right.
18:24Here you are.
18:25Audrey thought he might want this.
18:48I was thoughtful of her.
18:53Do you mind me calling in?
18:55Why would I mind?
18:58I've taken a little place in Broughton, you see.
19:00I thought I might be round from time to time.
19:03Oh, of course.
19:05Mrs. Hall would be delighted.
19:08She was quite concerned for a while.
19:11When there was no news.
19:14Yes.
19:14I'm sorry about that.
19:16I'm surprised you came back.
19:18There was never really much here for you.
19:21Don't know if that's true.
19:22Why didn't you come back in for a cuppa?
19:29We've got so much to catch up on.
19:31I can't, I'm afraid.
19:33I have to mend the barn door for Mrs. Stokes.
19:37Right.
19:40I should get going myself, really.
19:42Perhaps you could drop me off?
19:49Oh, well, uh, I need to be up at the farm before it starts to get dark.
19:54We could go there first, if you like.
19:57It's very muddy.
19:58I'm not sure your shoes would...
20:00Secret.
20:00I've had bombs dropped on me.
20:02I'm not worried about a bit of mud.
20:04I'm not worried about a bit.
20:34Hello, Mrs Stokes. It's only me.
20:37You're not back again, are you?
20:39I thought I'd take a look at this door for you.
20:41We don't want any more escapes, do we?
20:44Hey, as long as it's not going on my bill.
20:47Yeah, especially if it takes two, have you?
20:50Oh, no, this is my... This is Doris.
20:53Hello, Mrs Stokes. I'm just tagging along.
20:56Oh, isn't she beautiful?
20:58Hey, don't let her fool you.
21:01There's a right temper on her, aren't she stubborn as out?
21:04How is she since the trench?
21:06Well, she's still off her food.
21:08Well, that's to be expected. Keep a close eye on her.
21:11How much closer do you want me to get?
21:14Hey, let's me and you go for a brew and a chat.
21:18While he off some puffs.
21:20Yes, please.
21:21I thought there was no more tea.
21:27And you can keep your opinions to yourself, too.
21:31Sorry, sorry. I was held up.
21:42Not to worry. I was just admiring your baubles.
21:45Oh, thank you.
21:46You know, I think it's going to be raucous in the drovers.
21:49If you'd prefer we just had a quiet drink in the manor, I'd understand.
21:53They're calling this the happiest Christmas ever,
21:55and do you want to spend it with Philbrick and me?
21:57Your horse, yes. I don't mind what you do.
21:59Mrs. Hall's told me about the darts, and she signed you up for the team.
22:02Ah, yes, of course.
22:04I've never known you reluctant to go to the drovers before.
22:07I was supposed to get a treat.
22:10The one everyone's meant to be looking at when they turn the Christmas lights on.
22:13Right.
22:14There's not a decent one left in Darabee. I've been all over.
22:18It is December the 23rd.
22:20My name is going to be Mud.
22:22Have you thought about the Christmas tree farm?
22:24Just a guess, but I think they might have Christmas trees.
22:27You see, this is what having an expensive education does for you.
22:32So you'll be able to show your face on Christmas Eve after all.
22:36Oh, Leeds City Varieties, that one.
22:44Beloved me.
22:45I can tell that's you.
22:47You didn't say you were visiting a star.
22:49Were you on the stage?
22:51Lavinia Lavenshield.
22:54Yeah, Lavenshield.
22:55That one me made me.
22:57See, Frank, how long you been coming here?
22:58You only just found out.
23:00These are marvellous.
23:01You must have had a right all the time.
23:02Oh, aye.
23:03All over the country.
23:05All the great halls.
23:07I used to do a few bawdy ones.
23:10They moved me, they did.
23:12I knew you weren't a born farmer.
23:14Ah, well, I met him, didn't I?
23:18Swept off me feet by Victor Stokes.
23:22I mean, you weren't fancy, but, by God, you were handsome.
23:27I would have followed him to the hands of the earth.
23:31Well, I did, didn't I?
23:34That's sweet.
23:35But you stopped singing.
23:37Yeah, well, me heart never stops singing.
23:40All done out there.
23:45Should keep Hilda safe for a while.
23:47Oh, well, if not, then she'll be holding you responsible.
23:50I wouldn't have it any other way.
23:52We'd better be off.
23:54Lovely meeting you.
23:56Hi.
23:57Hey.
23:58Not so good'un.
24:01You keep holding her.
24:03After you.
24:16Mm-hmm.
24:17Who was kind of you to do that for Mrs. Stokes?
24:29Pure self-interest.
24:30Saves me having to traipse up here every time the goat gets a belly full of something she shouldn't.
24:35It's like Audrey says.
24:36You got a good heart in there.
24:39She said that?
24:40It's incredible, you know.
24:45I came from a place that was changed beyond all recognition.
24:49This place, everything's the same as when I left.
24:54Some things have changed.
24:56Perhaps not things one can easily see.
24:58Perhaps not things one can easily see.
25:03It seems rather quiet.
25:28Closed.
25:29Due to illness.
25:30It is inconvenient.
25:31It's Christmas Eve.
25:32Come on, then.
25:33Your dedication is impressive, Mrs. Hall.
25:38This is our first Christmas back together in a long while.
25:59This is what it takes to do it right.
26:03I shall make sure I put some practice in before tonight.
26:09Is Dorothy coming down?
26:11Well, I shouldn't think so.
26:13You did invite her, though.
26:15Out a ball.
26:16Not sure I can match that.
26:18Which is right.
26:19I thought it would come in handy if she were there.
26:22She seemed to have a good idea of where you were going wrong.
26:25I'm quite sure I shall be able to manage by myself.
26:27Oh, you might just stab yourself straight in the food.
26:30What?
26:33I just think she's much better suited to you than some of the other ladies.
26:37Frankly...
26:38The time that throws shoes at me.
26:40Once?
26:41That happened once?
26:42And I can't see why you're not cock-a-hoop.
26:47It's possibly because I like Plato's idea.
26:51Oh, of course it is.
26:52Well, I say Plato.
26:53He credits it to Aristophanes.
26:55Yes.
26:56Never mind that now.
26:57He believed that we all have our souls split into two.
27:04And we spend our lives trying to find our other half.
27:10Even if one half dies, we go off trying to find another that matches.
27:16And he says that once we've found our other half, we don't want to be separated again.
27:28Not even for a moment.
27:31I suppose I want that.
27:37Don't want much, do you?
27:44Yeah, I don't know about your Plato.
27:46Sorry.
27:47Aristophanes.
27:48What if you spend your whole life looking for something that doesn't exist?
27:56And miss what's right under your nose?
28:03I'll get that.
28:04Daryby 2297.
28:17Oh, it's a flag.
28:18Mrs Stokes?
28:19Miss Hilda, she's worsened.
28:21Worsened how?
28:22Oh, she's just...
28:23I'll be right there.
28:25I knew I had one in the boot.
28:30Bone sore.
28:31Looks like it's seen better days.
28:32Oh.
28:33When I tell you the things this has sawn through.
28:35I'd rather not know, thank you.
28:36Okay.
28:39It's really rather lovely with no one around.
28:41Yes.
28:42I must come and carry out the legal activity every year.
28:46Right.
28:47My dear.
28:49On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent me a night in police custody.
28:57We'll need money for the tree.
28:58It's only a little bit illegal.
29:03It looks quite hard.
29:04It's like Christmas.
29:06It's something you have to get through.
29:11Thank goodness it's the one time of the year where it's socially acceptable to start drinking at breakfast.
29:17Oh.
29:20Oh, there.
29:21Yeah.
29:22It's at least a hundredth of an inch.
29:24Right.
29:25There we go.
29:30Jimmy.
29:32That belongs to the Three Kings.
29:34I was just showing your mum.
29:36Bobby Antleys' mum said to give you this.
29:39Right.
29:40Thanks, Jimmy.
29:41They're all poorly, Dad.
29:42Rosie.
29:43You're in the Two Kings.
29:44You'll need a crowd.
29:45Okay.
29:46Sorry, Mrs Pumphrey.
29:47Helen's not well.
29:48I've got my hands full.
29:49I heard from Mrs Argyle that you were doing the nativity this year.
29:50Aye.
29:51But I'm going to have to cancel it.
29:52The Ainsley kids are all down with the bug.
29:53I've lost an angel, two kings and a shepherd already.
29:54Do you mean Rosie would be so disappointed?
29:55Do you mean Rosie would be so disappointed?
29:56Do the show here.
29:57Children will be happy as long as their families see it.
29:59That's a good idea.
30:00Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey.
30:01It'll be more than good because you're a wonderful father.
30:02I heard from Mrs Argyle that you were doing the nativity this year.
30:03Aye.
30:04But I'm going to have to cancel it.
30:05The Ainsley kids are all down with the bug.
30:08I've lost an angel, two kings and a shepherd already.
30:11Do you mean Rosie would be so disappointed?
30:14Do the show here.
30:18Children will be happy as long as their families see it.
30:22That's a good idea.
30:24Thank you, Mrs Pumphrey.
30:25It'll be more than good because you're a wonderful father.
30:29I only hope Tricky will follow your lead when it comes to his time.
30:37Now this won't sting too much.
30:40I don't want him being in a sulk with me over Christmas.
30:43He can be a terrible sulk.
30:46Actually, Mrs Pumphrey, I don't think it's a good idea.
30:51Oh.
30:53Uh, no.
30:55Well, then perhaps we should wait for the new year.
30:57No, I mean, it's not a good idea full stop.
30:59I don't want to give Tricky the injections.
31:02The side effects that can be drastic, and not just physically.
31:05It could change his personality completely.
31:07At his age, there's probably nothing that will make a difference.
31:11So surely it's better to enjoy the time he's got.
31:14I'm sorry.
31:16I know how much you were hoping.
31:28Not at all.
31:29You've been entirely professional.
31:31And you said what you believe to be true.
31:36I can't ask more.
31:44Almost there.
31:45Almost.
31:49Oh, don't you dare.
31:50What happened?
31:51It stuck.
31:52God, it won't bloody move.
32:03We'll just have to explain to Maggie.
32:07I don't even know why I got involved.
32:09I don't want to go to the bloody pub tonight.
32:12Come on.
32:13I knew something was wrong.
32:15What?
32:17I'm fine.
32:18Of course you are.
32:19It's Christmas.
32:21Everyone's happy at Christmas, except all of those who aren't.
32:25I haven't had a happy Christmas since the year we celebrated in November.
32:29Why November?
32:31We didn't think Mother would see December.
32:37Charlotte.
32:38I'm very good at not showing it.
32:41I don't suppose I'm the only one.
32:44What is it?
32:50This is supposed to be the happiest Christmas ever.
32:55So we're meant to just forget that Arthur never came home from a Japanese prisoner of war camp.
32:59All the men we lost.
33:02We're meant to just forget the things I saw.
33:05We won't go tonight, not if you don't want to.
33:08It's not just about tonight.
33:09I know.
33:11I know so well, but it'll be over in a few days and then we don't have to think about it for another year.
33:16But these are things I think about all the time.
33:22I'm not sure I'll ever be able to stop.
33:29Mr. Farnham.
33:30I brought her in to keep warm.
33:31She's been vomiting and all.
33:32She can't seem to stand up.
33:33She's shivering.
33:34Laboured breathing.
33:35This is toxicosis.
33:36You see she's got your help at her.
33:37This is toxicosis.
33:38You start to hang on with me.
33:39I'll be able to stay.
33:40But I'll be able to stay with you.
33:41I'll be able to stay with you.
33:43This is very good.
33:44It's like it's dark and easy to stay with me.
33:45This is very good.
33:46and i brought her in to keep warm she's been vomiting and all she can't seem to stand up
33:55she's shivering
33:58labored breathing this is toxicosis you said the drench would get rid it should have done yes it's
34:09possible she may have eaten more than we thought i'll have to do the ruminotomy after all you said
34:14with her being so old we may still be in time we'll know as soon as we've seen the content
34:18i have to get some things from the car she'll be fine won't you do
34:24come in come on
34:44leave it come on
34:51good
34:59i'm so sorry
35:14i'm so sorry
35:26it seems hilda has eaten more than i thought
35:30a great deal more
35:33well never i saw the wreath myself the offcuts she's been into the sack who knows how much
35:43she got through before you caught up with her
35:46there's no point going ahead with the surgery
35:50what are you on about
35:53in those quantities the laurel will be absorbed into the blood by now
35:57i'm afraid it's too late
36:04what will you do
36:07there's no sense in putting her through any more suffering than necessary
36:11and i'm afraid she is suffering she can't stand up she has tremors she must be in considerable
36:18pain
36:19you can help her though mr farnham you can help her get better
36:26please believe me if there was anything i could do for her i would
36:34but the kindest thing now is to let her go
36:41well you don't need to dash off could i get you some tea
36:59dad can i have a sword like the shepherds
37:01oh jimmy i'm just talking right now
37:02can we go to the square soon
37:04a change of plan
37:06i was thinking we might do the show here instead just us
37:09that's even better
37:11then all the animals can be in it
37:13hello mrs pomfrey
37:15hello
37:16i'm an angel from hebden
37:19where all angels come from
37:22did i hear you were in charge when you
37:251936 legendary
37:29all over in ten minutes
37:31record time
37:32i'm sorry to ask but
37:34i need to run around all the other parents and
37:36oh you'd be doing me a huge favour
37:39i couldn't
37:40not this time it's a family occasion
37:42what i'm tricky's uncle
37:44that means these are his cousins
37:46dad
37:47can we get ready now
37:49look at your hair you can't go on stage with your hair looking like that
37:58and rosie hello darling
38:01oh look you're going to trip over your dress
38:03come on let's get you sorted out
38:07thank you mrs pomfrey
38:08you know how it is
38:10the show must go on
38:15it'll not hurt her too will it
38:29she won't feel a thing
38:30it'll only take a few moments once i give her the dose
38:37he
38:39you've been a good girl
38:41you've been the very best girl
38:45i'll admit it hilda
38:56you always got the better of me
38:58some lovers like the summertime when they can stroll about
39:15spooning in the meadow may seem fine without a doubt
39:21would give to me the winter time for the girl that i made mine
39:32was captured when the snow lay on the ground
39:38i traced her little footmarks in the snow
39:44i traced her little footmarks in the snow
39:51i blessed that winter's day when nelly lost her way
39:59and i traced her little footmarks in the snow
40:10you know why we have christmas trees don't you
40:39something to do with prince albert
40:41yes but before him long before
40:43when the druids were walking the hills around here
40:45i'm a bit behind on my druid history to be honest
40:48it's because the pine and the fir are evergreen
40:53so
40:55a reminder that even the longest hardest winter will end
41:00and spring will come
41:02and off to work we go
41:14Off to work we go.
41:44I love you.
42:14Oh, hello, Rosie.
42:24Tickets.
42:25Of course.
42:27Here we are.
42:29Oh, programs.
42:34Well done, Rosie.
42:35Oh, Act 3 looks good.
42:37I've heard wonderful things.
42:42Tricky wants to know why his uncle looks like the cat that caught the cream.
42:52Hello.
42:53Mummy.
42:54Oh.
42:55Mum.
42:56Oh.
42:57Hello.
42:58I don't want you two getting me cold.
43:02You two should be backstage.
43:03Come on.
43:04Are you okay?
43:05It's Secret Farnham.
43:10I-I realise it's short notice, but I-I would very much like it if you would come tonight.
43:22If it's not too late.
43:23Of course.
43:24Yes, of course.
43:25Yes, of course.
43:27Everything all right?
43:28Hmm.
43:29Come on.
43:30You're musical director.
43:31I'm what?
43:32Just play a summer Christmasy.
43:33Gold.
43:36I would very much like it if you would come tonight.
43:37I would very much like it if you would come tonight.
43:39If it's not too late.
43:40Of course.
43:41Yes, of course.
43:42Everything all right?
43:43Hmm.
43:44Come on.
43:45You're musical director.
43:46I'm what?
43:47Just play a summer Christmasy.
43:48Gold?
43:49Thank you Aunty Audrey.
43:50That's your frankincense.
43:51I don't think this is that.
43:52Okay.
43:53Very nice drawings.
43:54I'm a musical director.
43:55I'm what?
43:56Just play a summer Christmassy...
44:01Gold.
44:02Thank you, Aunty Audrey.
44:03That's your frankincense.
44:24Welcome to the Scaledale House Nativity Christmas 1945!
44:40Play in three acts, with set and costume, courtesy of the Darabee Dramatic Society.
44:45Please, enjoy the show.
44:48Once upon a time, long ago, there was a lady called Mary, and a carpenter called Joseph.
45:01Jimmy, curtains.
45:08Aw, I like Joseph's understudy.
45:11Mary was very surprised when one day an angel appeared to her.
45:14Mary, I bring to you good tidings from Hebden.
45:26Want me to help?
45:28So Mary and Joseph needed a room for the night.
45:33But the innkeeper said, or rather, the innkeeper squeaked.
45:39Look at this farm!
45:40You'll have to sleep in the family guest room!
45:46Tricky!
45:51It was cosy and warm in the family guest room, where they were not surrounded by animals.
45:57And Mary gave birth to a boy.
45:59But this was no ordinary boy.
46:01This was the baby Jesus.
46:07A shepherd followed a star.
46:11And came to visit the baby Jesus.
46:14Come on, Jeff!
46:15And also came three, sorry, one king from the east bearing gifts.
46:29Gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
46:32And so like the shepherds, and the kings, let's hope that we too can search for love and find it.
46:50In whatever form it takes.
46:53It takes.
46:56Take a bow.
46:59Woo!
47:00Robert!
47:07Thank you, Mrs. Pumphrey.
47:08We couldn't have done it without you.
47:10Oh, it was the tonic we all needed.
47:13Yeah, absolutely.
47:16Tricky is as much a part of this family as anyone.
47:20And so are you.
47:21You're quite the talented writer.
47:25Perhaps you should write some stories about it.
47:30That's not baby Jesus!
47:35Oh, Tricky!
47:36I was half thinking you'd forgotten.
47:37Oh, Maggie, would I ever?
47:38Hurry up.
47:39We can start now!
47:41Right.
47:42Come on, everyone.
47:43It's a proper dinner to be won.
47:44Here we go.
47:45Oh, no, no, no.
47:46It's Geordie Pickersgill.
47:47Who's Geordie Pickersgill?
47:48Who's Geordie Pickersgill?
47:49Who's Geordie Pickersgill?
47:50Who's Geordie Pickersgill?
47:51Who's Geordie Pickersgill?
47:52Who's only the best dance player in Darabee.
47:53Come on.
47:54You didn't know that good.
47:55You didn't know that good.
47:56Sorry, Ducky.
47:57Fearing up.
47:58Good.
47:59All right, everybody.
48:00I think we're all here now.
48:01And I'm sure you all know what you're playing for.
48:02A prize turkey!
48:15It's around the clock.
48:16Each team have to hit one to 20.
48:18It's a good one.
48:19Here we go.
48:20How did you know that?
48:21You didn't know that.
48:22Good.
48:23All right, everybody.
48:24I think we're all here now.
48:25And I'm sure you all know what you're playing for.
48:28A prize turkey!
48:29Each team have to hit 1 to 20, in order, and then the bullseye.
48:34First one there wins.
48:35Oh, and no cheating, Tristan Farnham.
48:38Damn, damn it.
48:40Skeldil, you're up first.
48:51Yes!
48:51Oh, nearly.
48:59Well done, Uncle Siegfried.
49:11Pickersgill, you're up next.
49:22Let's have a cup of tea.
49:24You want a cup of tea?
49:25Okay.
49:26I want a cup of tea, and I'm hungry.
49:29Oh.
49:30What's this, then?
49:33Oh.
49:34Oh!
49:37You know his cake, that is?
49:38Yeah.
49:39Yeah, it's Jimmy's cake.
49:40Yeah.
49:41Ain't your dad clever, eh?
49:43Yeah.
49:43I think he can do that every year.
49:45Yeah.
49:49Here we go.
49:52Go on, Tristan.
49:53He's missed.
49:55Oh.
49:57Oh.
50:01He only needs a 20.
50:03And then the bull to win.
50:05Surely not.
50:06Don't underestimate Pickersgill.
50:08Shh.
50:08Shh.
50:10Ooh.
50:11Ooh.
50:13I can't look.
50:16Ooh.
50:16Ooh.
50:16Yes.
50:17Yes.
50:17he's missed we've got a chance it's all down to you mrs h
50:25excuse me
50:33so glad you came i'm glad you asked i wasn't thinking yesterday
50:46i meant to say i i missed you i missed you rather a lot
50:5419 yes
50:59do you remember what you told me no it's a parasite oh god suffocates the life out of other plants
51:05i didn't did i
51:0820
51:10the ball
51:12the ball to win mrs h the problem is you never know when to stop talking
51:20yeah
51:32oh
51:34oh
51:36oh
51:38oh
51:42oh
51:44oh
51:54oh
51:58excuse me
52:00coming through
52:02team scaldale are the winners
52:04congratulations you get the winning prize
52:14is he hard really i'm gonna call him rudolph
52:18no don't don't give him a name
52:20hi rudolph i'll look after you from now on
52:23uh maggie
52:25still breathing
52:27best way of keeping it fresh
52:29come on
52:31through here
52:33everybody in
52:35you've probably noticed this
52:41fine tree here
52:43as we
52:45know because of the blackout
52:47many of us haven't bothered with christmas lights for a while
52:51but all of that
52:53that's all over
52:57and it's come at a price
53:03i'm sure you'll all join me in raising your glasses to those we lost
53:09let's hope that sacrifice wasn't in vain
53:13let's hope that it means the world doesn't go down this dark road again
53:17and let's hope the year ahead brings us all the things we truly need
53:23good tidings
53:25i will talk
53:27well
53:29but
53:31joy
53:33yeah
53:35yeah
53:37yeah
53:39yeah
53:43yeah
53:45yeah
53:47yeah
53:49yeah
53:51yeah
53:53Merry Christmas, Rudolf.
54:10Come on, birthday boy.
54:13Merry Bunny Christmas!
54:15Merry Christmas!
54:19Mookie!
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