00:00Yeah, yeah, sorry mate, can I help you?
00:03Oh yeah, I actually just parked here for a minute to like stop in to grab something for a friend.
00:07If you pull out, I can just go back.
00:09If I can pull out?
00:10Yeah, sorry. Yeah, if you just like move your car out, I can get out of your...
00:13If I can move the car for my own drive?
00:15Yeah, I was just parking in for like five minutes just to grab something really quick.
00:18There was no other parking on the road, so I figured since you weren't around...
00:22Okay, but like, I've parked that bit, I've parked.
00:25I'm now going to go inside my house and relax.
00:27But don't you want to be parked in your driveway?
00:30Well, like technically I'm still parked in my driveway, mate.
00:33Okay, but I mean, could you just let me out really fast?
00:35It's your fault for bloody parking there, buddy.
00:37I was parked here for five minutes.
00:39Yeah.
00:40Like in the States, that's not unusual.
00:42Sorry?
00:43Like in the US, if you need to park for five minutes, you just pull into someone's garage.
00:47Okay, but like, where are we right now, mate?
00:50I mean, we're in England, but like...
00:51Exactly.
00:52Exactly, mate, we're bloody England, buddy.
00:54Yeah, but we like, we used to be a part of England, and then we like beat you.
00:57Um, and now you've been kind of like your kid brother ever since.
00:59So I feel like culturally things are pretty similar.
01:01So I feel like this is...
01:02This isn't...
01:03Like, is this weird?
01:04It is a little bit weird, eh?
01:05I mean, no one has ever...
01:06And you know what else is weird as well, yeah?
01:07The front grill of your car is gone.
01:11Yeah, I mean, like...
01:13That...
01:14Might have just fallen out.
01:16Like, we don't need to focus on that.
01:17Please, ignore that.
01:18Ignore that.
01:18Yeah, like, I mean...
01:20I'm gonna go into my house.
01:21Hold on, dude.
01:21Wait, hold on.
01:22Will you stop me going to my house, buddy?
01:24I'm not gonna stop you.
01:24I just...
01:25What's your name?
01:26I don't know what my name is.
01:27It's Ben.
01:29Ben.
01:29Yeah.
01:30Do you know my last name?
01:32I mean, I don't...
01:33I just wanted to be able to...
01:34It's Dover.
01:34It's Dover.
01:35Okay.
01:37Bend over.
01:38Yeah, exactly.
01:39That's really funny.
01:40Um, okay.
01:40It's hilarious.
01:41I feel like I've offended you.
01:43Yeah, yeah.
01:43You've offended me by parking on my bloody throat.
01:45Okay, that's...
01:45I'm gonna remain there now, yeah?
01:47I'm not gonna move until I leave.
01:48Dude, I'm actually running late.
01:49Can you please...
01:50Order a taxi, then.
01:50Order a taxi.
01:51But then...
01:52America's got Uber, right?
01:53You're talking about, oh, America this and that can park there.
01:56Well, in America, you got Uber, yeah?
01:57Order an Uber, buddy.
01:58I'm going into my house, man.
01:59Wait, can you please just let me out, man?
02:01Come on.
02:02Don't be like that.
02:03You can go.
02:03You can go.
02:04I can't go.
02:04My car's here.
02:05Well, then that's your problem.
02:06Do you want me to leave my...
02:07Do you want me to leave my car here overnight?
02:09Like, don't you need the spot?
02:10Exactly.
02:10That's okay.
02:11I can park right there.
02:11You don't have another...
02:12Like, your wife or something doesn't need to park?
02:14No.
02:15No.
02:15I can park there.
02:16She can park there.
02:17You can leave your car there.
02:19No one has ever, like, had trouble with me, like, just briefly parking their garage before
02:23they're driving a car.
02:24We're not...
02:24We're not...
02:25We're not pretty American now, buddy.
02:27Okay.
02:28Um...
02:29How about...
02:30You just really quickly move your car and then I just scooch out and then we never
02:33have to talk ever again.
02:34You never have to see me ever again.
02:34So, you found a...
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