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00:08On the plus side, still fits.
00:12I was hoping to never feel wool on my skin again.
00:16There he is.
00:17Welcome back.
00:19Thank you, sir.
00:20Happy to be here.
00:21Ready to ace my second chance.
00:23It's just...
00:24For the longest of these necessary,
00:26you fell as far as you could without getting about.
00:30You have to earn your way back to Short Sleeves.
00:32I know it's a bummer,
00:33but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:37For a little while.
00:38So, what's happening?
00:40Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:44It's not really my call to make.
00:46But you know the answer.
00:48I can't really let time tell you.
00:50But you won't.
00:51Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty
00:54that will last until the apocalypse.
00:56So, spill it.
00:58I'm just the messenger.
01:00I don't understand.
01:01You won't be riding with me anymore.
01:03Then who?
01:04You're going to be training Penn.
01:06Are you kidding?
01:06Not only do I have to go back into the suck
01:08that is uniformed police work.
01:10Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection
01:13every minute of the day for the next six months.
01:16I'm getting paired with a training officer
01:17so legendarily can't take her
01:19as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr. Rogers.
01:21I'm getting stuck with a Texas lemon
01:23who should have been fired
01:24for a multitude of reasons.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes.
01:29Yes.
01:29Oh, I'm gonna win for you
01:35like I know you won't need to do it.
01:38Oh.
01:39And you heard the mechanic say
01:41that he would get it done today.
01:43He said those actual words.
01:45Yes.
01:46Even though last time
01:46it took him over a week to order the parts.
01:48Hey, I put the fear of God in it.
01:51Okay.
01:52He'll be done by five.
01:53Oh.
01:54Luna, my savior,
01:55room 314 is imploding.
01:57Of course it is.
01:58I knew we were in trouble
01:59as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
02:03I prescribed antibiotics for his pneumonia
02:05and therapy for the rest of them.
02:07I'm sure they'll get right on that.
02:09I don't think we've met.
02:11Right.
02:12Oliver Ashton,
02:13this is my husband, Wade.
02:15Nice to meet you.
02:16Good to meet you.
02:16I don't think I've seen you around here before.
02:18I just started a couple months ago.
02:19I've spent the last five years
02:20working for Doctors Without Borders.
02:22No point.
02:23It's nothing compared to what you do every day.
02:26I'm doing assessments.
02:27A 314 asked for me,
02:29telling him I got carried off by a twister.
02:34Nice guy.
02:35He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:38Thank you for the ride
02:39and for taking my car in,
02:41which you should probably go do now
02:43or else he's going to blame us
02:44for not getting it finished today.
02:52I'm free.
03:20Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
03:22Keep him, you both had your chance.
03:24Neither.
03:24What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
03:27He's a cowboy because he's insecure?
03:28That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:31Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake that he
03:36will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:38So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:44I think she's got it handy.
03:50Morning.
03:52What?
03:53I said good morning.
03:55Did you mean to get off here?
03:56Um, no.
03:58Task force floor.
03:59I'm sorry.
04:00I'm just a little distracted.
04:01Everything okay?
04:03Yeah, yeah.
04:05I don't know.
04:08I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
04:13That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
04:15No, of course not.
04:16I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
04:19Yeah, yeah.
04:20Just, um, you have heard this.
04:25Never mind.
04:26Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here.
04:30The first is talk to your wife.
04:33Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:36The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:40I highly recommend the first.
04:51Just had to see me, or is there a problem?
04:54Your mom.
04:56Now what did she do?
04:57Well, have you not been following our group chat?
05:00No.
05:00I muted that thing the second you set it up for the three of us.
05:02Tim.
05:03I know I have a problem with communication.
05:05This is not funny.
05:05Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour,
05:09and you're being radio silent, so I have to answer.
05:11No, you really don't.
05:13You don't.
05:14It's not your job to fill the silence.
05:16In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread,
05:19stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
05:22from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
05:25So you are following the thread.
05:28I may have seen one or two.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31I'll text her, okay?
05:32It's not your way to carry.
05:34She's my mom.
05:35Okay.
05:37Yeah.
05:37I'll ask.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:45Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:47I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:50You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:52No, ma'am.
05:53Then rethink your approach.
05:55Yes, ma'am.
05:59So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
06:02Learn from my mistakes.
06:04Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
06:06So play it safe.
06:09I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
06:11What am I supposed to do?
06:23Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
06:27You are the T.O.
06:29I am the rookie.
06:31I don't understand.
06:32You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie.
06:34I'll take the lead on every call we get.
06:36And at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:41Yes, ma'am.
06:42Or should I say, boo?
06:45I'm just going to stick with ma'am.
06:46Okay.
06:49Well, this is nice.
06:50Back together again without the pressure being evaluated.
06:54You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:59No, no, not that I have one.
07:01Like a freak flag.
07:02Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
07:05Uh-huh.
07:06Yeah.
07:06Don't worry.
07:07Here's freak rent safe with me.
07:09Wait, what?
07:10Oh, I see.
07:11And no, no, but seriously, I have no freak rents.
07:157-1-15-2-11-at-4-7-1-6-3-San Vicente.
07:19Copy that.
07:19Show us responding.
07:20Hit it, super freak.
07:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:46Police!
07:51Police!
08:03Police!
08:05Is it over?
08:07Yeah, why don't you come out where we can see you?
08:11We were just in the middle of filming when two guys with guns came in, stole all of our
08:16equipment, and shot the place up.
08:17Okay, filming what?
08:18Minion erotica.
08:19Zach, not the time.
08:21It's called Dropout TV.
08:22We do shows based around improv comedy.
08:25I own the comedy.
08:26Oh, there he goes.
08:27He owns the place.
08:28He owns the place.
08:28There's like a weird power dynamic, but we're friends, but he's our boss.
08:31Jacob, I act like I'm obsessed with myself.
08:33Okay, can we just stay on track?
08:35Doubtful.
08:36Sorry.
08:36No.
08:36Sorry.
08:37We won't.
08:38Right, I think the path forward here is to take witness statements from each of them
08:42separately.
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:43And you can put your hands down.
08:46Oh, thank God.
08:47Ooh.
08:47All right, in your own words, just tell me what happened.
08:49Wow.
08:50Okay, yeah.
08:51I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school.
08:55Okay, so where were you when the robbery took place?
08:58Your Honor, let the record show that it could not have been me before I was at the studio when
09:01the crime occurred.
09:02Oh, well, this isn't a courtroom.
09:04You're a witness, not a suspect.
09:05I could have committed the crime.
09:06I could have been, you know, like, colluding.
09:08Were you?
09:09I thought you said I wasn't a suspect.
09:10Okay, you're making me nervous.
09:12I did the crime.
09:12No, I didn't.
09:13I'm panicking.
09:14I'm panicking.
09:14Yeah, I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today.
09:16I probably did some of my best, most important work in my career.
09:19My Dame Judy butthole bit?
09:21Killed.
09:22Did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities?
09:25Yeah, when you say accents, do you mean like, hey, I'm a guy from, like, Birmingham.
09:31I'm here to rob your place.
09:32Or maybe he was an appellation hillbilly with a sinus infection.
09:38I promised to answer your question, but can I just ask you something first?
09:41No.
09:42Okay, so I just need, like, a regular not funny person's opinion of this.
09:45Like, which version is funnier?
09:46A guy who is trying to give a eulogy, but he's holding in a sneeze?
09:50Or a guy who's giving a eulogy, but he's being attacked by invisible egrets?
09:54And don't answer yet.
09:55I have to show you.
09:56Perhaps he was a vampire from down under who, uh, who has really bad anxiety.
10:02I want to suck your blood, but I'm a little scared.
10:05Oh, it's kind of coming back to me.
10:07The suspect's license plate?
10:08No, my Dame Judy butthole bit.
10:10Do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me?
10:12Ooh, record me on your body cam and then text it to me.
10:15And then I started to drop out TV.
10:16What was your question again?
10:19Hey, hi.
10:20I don't know how helpful this is, but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet
10:23when they were robbing the control room.
10:25Wait, I know you.
10:26No, uh, you're the drone kid.
10:28Dax, Dan.
10:29Dash, but close enough.
10:31He let you use the drone.
10:32He straight up told me no.
10:33Okay, well, you wanted to film Mr. Rice in his backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes.
10:37Am I the only one that went to the HR meeting?
10:39Yeah, HR meeting?
10:40I need a background check on Mark Wyatt.
10:43I thought you were moving to Vegas with your mom.
10:45Yeah, uh, that didn't work out, so we moved to L.A.
10:48My mom always wanted to be a hand model, which is going as well as you would expect.
10:52So I got a part-time job with these lunatics, lovely people,
10:55while I went to graduate high school.
10:57For a suspect, Mark Wyatt has priors, assault and for public nudity.
11:01At the same time, what would that look like?
11:03I've been thinking about it.
11:04I feel like if someone were to do that...
11:07We're gonna go pick him up, and we'll be in touch.
11:11Lots of luck.
11:19Tell me the six rules of a traffic stop.
11:26Why'd you do that?
11:28Is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner
11:32and not just wait for dispatch calls?
11:34Yes.
11:35When evaluating a rookie, a training officer wants to see how they respond to different scenarios.
11:40With a rookie who is looking to get into trouble,
11:43the calls they choose could be illustrative.
11:46Armed suspect just abandoning his car on freeway.
11:49He's shooting!
11:50Watch out!
11:50He's running!
11:51The foot pursuit heading east on Benedict.
11:53Add us to that call.
11:54Mm.
11:59Training, why wouldn't we want to respond to that call?
12:01Travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes.
12:04A shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond.
12:09As last arrivals, we will likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings
12:14in the hot sun for the next five hours.
12:23All units, silent alarm at Lincoln Bank and Trust.
12:262-11 in progress.
12:27Bank robbery, hot damn, we're taking up, right?
12:29Yes, sir.
12:30Although...
12:31Although what?
12:32A thoughtful T.O. might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in more minutes,
12:37and given our proximity and the units that are closer, it might be prudent to focus on the bank robber's
12:43possible escape route and intercept.
12:46In case they manage to get away before police arrive.
12:50Smart.
12:51So the route they would take to escape would be...
12:53They would head for the 10-110 freeway exchange and try to get lost in the chaos off Los Angeles
12:58traffic.
12:59Which means that they would have to drive up...
13:01George Street.
13:20They would have to drive up...
13:44They would have to drive up...
13:45They would have to drive up...
13:46Critically Unstable recommend OR staff.
13:48I'll stay with you.
13:49Sounds right.
13:50Are you investigating this one?
13:51No, we are.
13:52That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
13:55I'm just a lowly patrol officer.
13:58You're still a detective, but I get your point.
14:01Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
14:04No, I didn't realize there was one.
14:06Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
14:08The third robber disappeared when the shooting started, must have laid low as the other two escaped,
14:12then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
14:14We're pulling security footage now.
14:16Hopefully, we can get a before and after the mask came off.
14:20How's your rookie?
14:21Hmm, good.
14:22Oh, yeah.
14:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
14:25What?
14:26I was looking forward to it.
14:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
14:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
14:32Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss, and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more
14:36or worse, fire you.
14:40Oh, Lieutenant.
14:42Hey, um, you all right?
14:43I mean, other than uniform.
14:45Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
14:48Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
14:51You here to see Luna?
14:52Yeah, I'm on.
14:52Take her out to lunch.
14:53Oh, that's sweet.
14:56Yeah, excuse me.
15:05Luna.
15:06Hey, what are you doing here?
15:09Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
15:10Oh, that's so sweet, but Oliver is about to do his assessments and I accompany in case any patient advocate
15:16questions come up.
15:18You can join us, but it's gonna be a lot more bodily fluids than a normal person wants to see
15:22in a day.
15:22You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
15:25Good point.
15:28I shouldn't be too late.
15:30Why don't we go to dinner?
15:31I'll make a date you can't keep.
15:33I can keep it.
15:35Yes.
15:36All right, good.
15:36It really was sweet.
15:38You came to take me to lunch.
15:41Um, look Luna, um.
15:44Hey, we need help.
15:46Let me guess.
15:47You're glued together.
15:48You say that like it happens a lot?
15:50More than you know.
15:51Did you drive here like that?
15:53Well, we didn't take the bus.
15:55Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands that you were engaged in a domestic
16:01dispute gone sticky.
16:03No, no, no, no. Um, she was just caressing my face. Why you choked her?
16:09Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
16:12I'm gonna go get the doctor.
16:14Wait, wait, um.
16:16Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
16:20I wish that I could.
16:50Why can't you just come in here?
16:51Because I'm mad at you.
16:52It's not enough that I have a busy day I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
16:56I was trying to take my mom off your plate.
16:57By telling her to not contact me?
16:59I want to have a relationship with your mother, but not whatever this has become.
17:05All right, I'll text her.
17:06No, hey, come on, please.
17:07Call her today, okay? An actual human conversation.
17:20I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
17:23How convenient timing, given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
17:29Convenient is such lazy framing.
17:31The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
17:34Yeah, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
17:38The sheer amount of things happening on a single day, number in the sextillions.
17:43Okay, that's a made-up number.
17:44No, it's not.
17:45A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
17:48And given that the world is populated with over eight billion people, I'm probably way underestimating.
17:55No, I'm definitely underestimating.
17:57There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
18:01It's over one per billion per person.
18:04So given that scale, me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up, and then dropping it at a crime
18:10scene
18:10isn't unlikely. Statistically, it's almost a given.
18:13Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup and see if the victims can identify you.
18:17That's fair.
18:19How many of that quintillion?
18:22A quintillion insects are spiders?
18:25Oh, at least a quadrillion.
18:27There's 53,000 species. They're on every continent except Antarctica.
18:32I might have to move to Antarctica.
18:33Not today though, right?
18:35No.
18:35Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
18:46It's just like the movies.
18:48With as much diversity.
18:51Check test.
18:53All right.
18:54We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
18:55The person or persons involved in the robbery may or may not be among them.
19:00Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually if you recognize anyone.
19:04But do not compare notes and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
19:09Do you understand?
19:10Yes, daddy.
19:13Okay, the guy that's number one looks like a tech bro that speaks about himself in the third person
19:17and he probably kisses his immediate family on the...
19:21Smoochy!
19:22Okay, wait, but number three is sort of getting like,
19:24Hey, I'm Chad. I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club and I don't understand why
19:28my Native American Halloween costume is so offensive.
19:30Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
19:34Stop drinking alone if your two snakes are in the house.
19:37Okay guys, let's try to focus. I mean, this should be fairly easy.
19:40Uh, do you guys recognize anyone or not?
19:43Well, they were all wearing masks, but these guys are the same basic size.
19:47You know, I feel like I might recognize the guy's voice that yelled at us.
19:52Yeah.
19:54Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
19:58Shut up and get on the ground.
20:00Okay, I'm gonna press with the performance. Could use a little more pizzazz.
20:03I don't want to give a line read, but there's like a hundred guys in LA that could do a
20:06better job than that.
20:07So, question, can you just sort of make them say whatever you want?
20:11No, they're only going to say what was said at the robbery.
20:15You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
20:17Contestant number one, can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech from The Fugitive?
20:20No, contestant number one. Suspect number one, you do not have to do that.
20:23I would like it if you did. I would like it if you did.
20:26I'll do it.
20:27Yes. I love The Fugitive.
20:30Floor's all yours.
20:33What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station,
20:38residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area.
20:45He's really good.
20:46That's really good.
20:47Bravo.
20:50Can we see a chemistry read between four and two?
20:53Okay. Okay. Okay.
20:54Do you recognize any of these individuals from the robbery?
20:58I mean, if we say yes, can we get them to say more weird stuff?
21:01No.
21:01Can we make them kiss?
21:02Ooh, can we make them kiss?
21:03Can we see a kiss between four and two?
21:05That would equal six.
21:08It's odd. Super glue usually comes off with a bit of acetone.
21:12Do you remember the brand you used?
21:13Nope.
21:13Yes.
21:15I think it was like an acetone resistant blend.
21:20Heavy duty stuff.
21:22Yeah.
21:22I can't really remember the exact name.
21:24Well, surgery is a last resort, but without identifying the exact adhesive you use,
21:28I'm not sure how else to proceed.
21:30Can someone go by your house and get it?
21:32Uh, no. Not really.
21:34I'm happy to do it. Give me your address.
21:36No, that's not necessary.
21:37That's super nice though.
21:38Oh my God, the nicest. Thank you.
21:40Um, but we just, we couldn't ask that of you.
21:42Listen up. You are glued to my wife.
21:44The only person I'm supposed to touch her this long is me. So give me your address.
21:50Unless there's something at your house you don't want me to see.
21:54Something that has to do with this perhaps?
21:56Uh, I swear, I don't know what that is.
22:00It's a firing pin for a handgun.
22:02Oh my God.
22:03Crazy.
22:04The question is, why are the two of you covered with them?
22:11So, Finley is out of surgery. We should be able to talk to her soon, but the, uh,
22:15the girlfriend, Ava, she died on the table.
22:18Damn. Hard way to learn not to rob a bank with the former Green Beret working as a security guard.
22:23Damn.
22:25Hey, that's my rookie. Shouldn't you be doing the paperwork?
22:31Yeah, that's give it a shot.
22:32Uh-huh.
22:33All right, I requested an officer to come watch over Finley.
22:35We should get back out on patrol.
22:37Actually, we have been asked to take a first run at interviewing Finley.
22:40But Lopez is tied up with the feds,
22:43combing through bank footage, trying to figure out how the third robber escaped.
22:46And as our former partner, future partner, yeah, um, she trusts your detective skills.
22:52Exactly. And unfortunately for you, I still need my TO to show me how it's done.
22:58Not to break the fourth wall here, but you're a literal expert at interrogating suspects and
23:05the only way to become an expert is to do the work. And as someone whose instincts are
23:11to turn everything up to an 11, I am curious to see how you handle something that requires nuance
23:17and delicacy.
23:26Hey. Hey.
23:27How long she been awake?
23:29A couple of minutes.
23:30Anyone tell her about her partner?
23:32I know I didn't.
23:35Can I ask you one question?
23:36Sure.
23:38What's the worst mistake I can make in that?
23:41Don't make it a competition. You versus her. You guys are on the same side.
23:46Yes, ma'am. Got it. Thanks.
23:52Finley, I'm Officer Penn. This is Detective Harper. We brought you in.
23:57Yeah, I remember. Josefa, no one will tell me.
24:03I'm sorry, but she didn't survive the surgery. She had lost too much blood.
24:12No. No. Why did he have to shoot her? He didn't have to shoot her. Our guns weren't real.
24:19But they looked real. People were terrified.
24:24That's not fair. She only did it because of me.
24:32Why? I've seen your history. It's spotless. I couldn't even dream of getting into Stafford.
24:39Be grateful. You want to know why we robbed that bank?
24:44I am $200,000 in debt. And that's after spending the last three years trying to pay off the loan.
24:51It's higher now than it was when I started. What hope did we have at a happy life together?
24:58Working two jobs just to barely stay above water. Listen, I get it. I lived in my car until a
25:05few
25:05months ago. Debt is no joke. And it could impact how the DA's office decides to prosecute you.
25:13But if you want any hope or leniency, any, you need to tell us who your other partner was in
25:18the
25:18robbery. It was just me and Ava. We know that there was a third person that got away. We're going
25:23to
25:23find them eventually. But you have an opportunity to help yourself here. I strongly urge you take it.
25:29I don't deserve help. Dave is dead because of me.
25:41Hey, what are you doing here? Hey, uh, dropout guys made me drive them. Something about a lineup?
25:46Right, but they left. Are you kidding? That's why Sam asked for the minivan keys. Okay.
25:53Sorry, can your mom pick you up? Yeah, I can call her. Did they help you at all with the
25:58lunch? No, stupid question.
26:00Those guys would have gone down with the Titanic because they were too busy making fun of the
26:04orchestra to get on a lifeboat. Look, don't take this the wrong way, but why do you work with those
26:09guys? They pay me surprisingly well. Uh, Nolan, sorry. Are you free? Yeah, I can be. I'll see you later?
26:16Yep.
26:16Great. So, Greg just called. Uh, Luna is currently glued to a couple who appears to be manufacturing and
26:24selling ghost guns. The judge just signed off on a warrant for us to go inside and take a look
26:28at
26:28their house. While they remain glued to Luna? That's going to have to be our secondary assignment,
26:32identifying the adhesive they've been using to assemble the ghost guns so we can get them all
26:36separated. And who are these people? Uh, Poppy and Jasper Watterson. Neither of them have a criminal
26:42record, but at one point or another, they've both filed restraining orders against each other.
26:47I checked out their social media. They are both gun enthusiasts, obviously in a toxic relationship
26:51who share an inability to think things through. Wow. Yeah. Today is an odd one. Right? Wait,
26:57why? What's going on with you? I can't even explain, not without crying. Morris, we're on the move. Coming.
27:03I, uh, let Mark Wyatt go. His girlfriend corroborated his story of him losing his wallet yesterday,
27:09and he was very understanding about our confusion and happy to get his wallet back once we had it
27:14fingerprinted. Hmm. Yeah. Hey, uh, you want to write with me? Ooh. Can I? Traitor.
27:26So did he call his mom? I don't know. I don't think so. I don't have much confidence that even
27:32if he does, it'll make things better. Mm-hmm. Okay, we're coming up to it. Thanks.
27:43Oh. You know what? Let's, uh, let's back up a little bit.
27:57What's up? Three guys are moving stuff out of that greenhouse around the corner.
28:05Okay. And by stuff, you mean guns? Among other things. So do we want to go
28:09right at them or try something more subtle? A little bit of both.
28:36on the ground. Step away from the van. On the ground, arms and legs spread.
28:44That could not have worked out better.
28:51Looks like we found our adhesive. Oh, I wouldn't touch that. Good idea. Hey, guys, I got this out here.
28:57Go inside. Clear the house. Nolan sent a photo of the glue. Thank God. Oh, did he, uh, did he
29:04see anything else while he was there?
29:08Hey, I just got the exact epoxy that he used. Great.
29:12Uh, let's see. Um, by the way, earlier in the day, I found these in the bathroom. You wouldn't happen
29:22to know who they belong to, would you?
29:24Yeah, I've been looking everywhere for these. Where'd you say you found them? Um, I don't know.
29:28I don't know who they are, but I don't know who they are, but I don't know who they are,
29:36but I don't know who they are, but I don't know who they are.
29:38I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You can't go there. You can't go in there. The hell I can't. You're gonna have
29:44to shoot me to stop me.
29:45Hey, ma'am, ma'am, hold on one second. Your granddaughter has been arrested for a very serious crime.
29:50My granddaughter has also been shot, and I am the only family she's got, so you are gonna let me
29:55into that room.
29:56Yes, ma'am, we can do that, but I need you to do something for me. Finley can help herself
30:01by telling us the truth about what happened.
30:03Finley needs a lawyer. I've got one on the way. Now let me see her!
30:08Of course, but Detective Harper is gonna pat you down and hold on to your purse.
30:12Whatever. Arms up.
30:31Eva's dead.
30:35Oh, baby. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
30:40What's going on? Uh, Finley's grandma just got here.
30:44Great, I don't need to make a separate trip.
30:46When the feds finished processing the prints from the bank, one set stood out.
30:50Although, the last bank she robbed was in 1983.
30:53Get out. Finley's mama?
30:55Yeah, she did a nickel for it. Got out and never robbed another bank.
31:00Until today.
31:05Maeve.
31:11It's all my fault. They did everything right in life. And still, they were struggling so much.
31:19It wasn't right.
31:22Put your hands behind me.
31:23No, please.
31:26No.
31:28It wasn't right.
31:33It wasn't right.
31:37Finally.
31:38So much better.
31:41All right.
31:43Good news is that you're free.
31:45And this is the bad news.
31:48All right, if you could just turn around.
31:51Turn around.
31:52Hands on your head.
31:58Hands behind your back.
32:03Huh, must have missed something.
32:06Hey.
32:14Are you still waiting for your mom?
32:15Yeah, she's busy.
32:17I said she'd get me when she's free.
32:18She couldn't think of a safer place for me to wait.
32:21Okay, uh, what about your dad?
32:22Oh, he's only break glass in case of emergency.
32:25Right.
32:26Well, I just finished with an arrest, so I can give you a right home.
32:29Great.
32:30Uh, can we go with the lights and the sirens?
32:33No, but I'll let you use the radio to tell dispatch she has a sexy voice.
32:36Really?
32:37No.
32:40Is that your mom?
32:40No, it's Sam.
32:43Where's our equipment?
32:43You weren't supposed to steal it for real.
32:46I'm not paying you unless you bring it back.
32:49Second text.
32:50Ha-ha, whoops, sorry.
32:52That message wasn't for you.
32:53Please don't share it with anyone.
32:55Prayer hands emoji.
32:57Do I need a lawyer?
32:59That is your right.
33:00Do you have one?
33:01Yes, but he only does entertainment law.
33:05That's not gonna help you.
33:06Look, not only did you make false statements to police,
33:09which is punishable by up to six months in prison,
33:13but you also endangered yourself and your employees.
33:15Oh, look, I am so sorry.
33:17We do crazy stunts for our shows all the time.
33:20I thought I was hiring actors to play robbers.
33:23They were supposed to interrupt our game show with a fake robbery
33:26and then return all of our stuff a few hours later.
33:28I never thought a casting breakdown for armed robbers
33:30would attract actual armed robbers.
33:35And then I was too embarrassed to say anything.
33:38And now I fully realize the error of my ways.
33:41Which is great, but it will still be up to the DA's office
33:46as to whether they want to press charges.
33:47I can't go to jail.
33:48I couldn't even handle sleepaway camp.
33:50Look, let's just start with arresting the two men that robbed you.
33:55I'm assuming you have names and numbers.
33:57I have their Venmos.
33:59Let's start with that.
34:02Okay, robber 88.
34:03Okay, well, I should have seen that one coming.
34:20All right, what a way to end shift.
34:22As a thank you, paperwork can be turned into the top of the day tomorrow.
34:25I'll even add an hour of OT for those who want to come in early.
34:28That's great.
34:28Hey, did you call your mother?
34:30Hmm?
34:33I'm gonna...
34:33Yeah, don't we have a...
34:34Right behind you.
34:39I'm sorry.
34:41I think I just need to get some closure.
34:43No, it's okay.
34:45Look, why don't we clock out and we'll talk about it at home.
34:47Okay.
34:49I don't know about you, but all I'm thinking about is a hot bath and 12 hours of sleep.
34:55Sounds nice.
34:59Are you okay?
35:04Um, okay.
35:06I thought I could broach this in one delicate way, but after the day we had,
35:13I think it's better just to come out and say it.
35:17Is there something going on with you and Dr. Ashton?
35:21Are you accusing me of cheating?
35:23I'm not accusing you of anything.
35:26But after seeing the way you two act together and finding his things in your car,
35:36that's one more truth.
35:41First of all, you have to believe me when I say that nothing has happened between us.
35:46Second of all?
35:48I do feel something for him.
35:53I wasn't looking for it.
35:56In our whole marriage, I've never even thought about anyone else.
36:00But this past year, the world has opened up for me.
36:05I finished school.
36:06I got this job.
36:07You met another man.
36:09It is not that simple.
36:12Am I attracted to him?
36:14Yes.
36:15But that doesn't mean that I was planning on acting on it.
36:17It doesn't mean you weren't.
36:18Otherwise, you would have said that.
36:20Wait, please.
36:23I'm trying to be honest and I'm making a mess of it because I don't really know how I feel.
36:29I if you hadn't confronted me about Oliver, there's a good chance I would have worked through all of this
36:35without you ever knowing.
36:36I do know.
36:40It's breaking my heart.
36:49So what you need to tell me is that whatever it is you feel for this man, it's over as
36:58of now.
37:02And your hesitation gives you my answer.
37:04Here, take this.
37:05Wait.
37:06I need to take a walk.
37:08And then what?
37:09I don't know.
37:19So, officially end of shift.
37:21Did you decide whether or not I'm a lost cause?
37:25I want to hear your thoughts first.
37:28Okay.
37:29Well, I think I made some real progress today.
37:31Even though it wasn't close to perfect.
37:33Stop.
37:34You do know not everything is about you, right?
37:36I don't want to hear your own self-analysis.
37:39I want to hear what you thought about me, your rookie.
37:42Oh.
37:43Can I not do that?
37:46All right.
37:48I'd say you're pretty knowledgeable for a rookie officer.
37:51You have natural instincts.
37:53And though I can sometimes feel your urge to take over, I appreciate that you don't.
37:58Your willingness to trust your T.O. and give him a second chance, even when you think you might know
38:01better, when you most definitely do know better, is admirable.
38:09Okay, thanks.
38:11Now it's your turn, right?
38:14So what does that mean? Do I get to stay or should I go home?
38:17See you tomorrow.
38:26Happy birthday!
38:28Woo!
38:28We wanted to do something special to celebrate your first day back on patrol.
38:33You guys, you, you are terrible, wonderful people, and I love you.
38:40We love you too, and you're going to get through this.
38:43Wow, you guys really did not have to do this, but I am glad that you did.
38:48It's not something I ever would have thought to celebrate.
38:51To be fair, you are not big on festivities of any kind.
38:54Only found out when your birthday was because I called your mama.
38:56And I am still kind of mad at you for that.
38:58Me too, and so is Wesley.
39:01Okay, so I assume that this is not just decorations, that there are some sort of sustenance and then
39:06possible adult beverages.
39:08I'm on it.
39:09Thank you guys for being here.
39:11But just to clarify, I do want to be in my bed in an hour or so.
39:16Oh yeah, we'll be long on.
39:17Yeah.
39:19Okay.
39:21All right, Mom.
39:22Bye.
39:24I did it?
39:26It is handled.
39:27That took too long to have been easy.
39:30Is she okay?
39:31Are you okay?
39:32Yeah, no, I'm great.
39:34Okay.
39:34Actually, no, it went a lot easier than expected.
39:37She understood the whole boundaries issue pretty quickly and acknowledged that she can get
39:41overexcited.
39:42Doesn't blame you or me, just blames technology for being too fun to experience alone.
39:47Wow.
39:48Okay.
39:49It sounds like it went great.
39:51Yeah.
39:51Well, what took so long then?
39:53We started talking about a lot of other stuff.
39:55Like what?
39:56Nosey.
39:57Come on, if you want to tell me.
39:59Um, work, childhood memories.
40:04You.
40:05It was nice.
40:07Yeah.
40:08I bet you guys have a lot to catch up on.
40:11Yeah.
40:12Yeah, what she did, she told me all about her weekly trips to the farmer's market.
40:16Oh, and she told me all about her friend, Linda, who has been acting like, and this is in
40:20my mother's words, a shrewd bitch with a stick shoved so far a press.
40:24Yeah, I heard about Linda, and honestly, I agree with your mother.
40:27She has to go.
40:28How did you hear about that?
40:29That was not on the group chat.
40:37I am on a separate group thread with just your mom and Jenny.
40:42You are unbelievable.
40:43Wait, no, stop.
40:43To be fair, I did not start that one, Jenny did, but now I have two of my main sources
40:48for
40:48vintage Tim photos in the same place, so that's very nice for me.
40:51Oh, God.
40:52Okay, so do I have to talk to Jenny now, too?
40:54No, no, but if you have that powder blue prom suit lying around, that would be nice.
41:01Okay, I'm sure I can dig it up from somewhere.
41:04Wow.
41:16Hello?
41:17I'm in the bedroom.
41:21I thought you couldn't be over another week.
41:23I moved some things around.
41:25Are you naked under there?
41:26One hundred percent, with the caveat that I have to go back in 36 hours.
41:31We can get a lockdown in 36 hours.
41:33We can.
41:38Just one.
41:40Yes, sir, is everything all right?
41:42No.
41:44Luna and I are in a bad place.
41:49I don't know what our future looks like.
41:53I'm here at the hotel bar where I'll be staying for who knows how long.
41:59Sounds like you need some company.
42:00I'll be right there.
42:01Thanks.
42:04Maybe not right there.
42:06Hey, John.
42:07He won't be any more sad in 40 minutes than he would have been in 20.
42:10This is true.
42:36He won't be any longer.
42:49Damn it.
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