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00:00:04.
00:00:09Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Time's running out if he scores this one,
00:00:13him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight,
00:00:22he is heading straight for the head of family.
00:00:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:00:27One, two, three, four, five.
00:00:31One, two, three, four.
00:00:37Here we go.
00:00:39Oh, fuck!
00:00:44Oh, my fucking leg!
00:00:52Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, alright?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:05We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:10No, no, I'm not done yet!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is gonna want him now.
00:01:21He's not gonna have a cover for this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion!
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we gonna run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, alright?
00:02:06Look, I'm gonna go right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Three in.
00:02:12Come on, three in.
00:02:14One, two, three.
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49You never know!
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:52These plays are brilliant.
00:02:54I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Man!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?
00:03:55Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:04:00Wes, you bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:06Wes, are you okay?
00:04:09Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong?
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:24It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:56We're never going to make it happen.
00:04:59You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:11A busted-legged loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:19Wes's right.
00:05:20Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:34You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Frontrunner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent?
00:06:21This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:54Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:01Great.
00:07:02Looking forward to it.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:08And?
00:07:09I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Twisting Kids?
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, está viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback?
00:07:23He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name is Ted.
00:07:28Of course.
00:07:29He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, Marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:54Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:57Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:00Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:08Fuck it, poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:14You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:21Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:35Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how you pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them players were his ideas?
00:08:55Fuck!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:06Don't you listen to me, West.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17Yes, sir.
00:09:20Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:24I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32This.
00:09:36This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant, dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:03Me.
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Edmund.
00:10:18You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:24You're benching me!
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow
00:10:30orders.
00:10:31You are done here.
00:10:32You plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:38It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:18That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it!
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow
00:11:31my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:37Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:52Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:02You're moving like a defense tool.
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:09Let's go!
00:12:11A win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of.
00:12:14Follow this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:16Who is this guy in here?
00:12:18You keep this fucking good.
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:43Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to
00:12:53the final four, under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight
00:13:02losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home.
00:13:03You're as damned as straight.
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:07Idiot!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:16And you, if your plays get worse every damn game, how are you supposed to win a title
00:13:20like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:31We're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:32Well, right, next game, the semi-finals against the Knights.
00:13:37You lose that, every fucking one of you get fired.
00:13:41So we already got Thunderbolts with head coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league, now they're on a winning streak, made it all
00:13:59the way to the semi-finals, looks like Ted's the reason when he was around, we never struggled
00:14:04this much away.
00:14:05For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick!
00:14:10Those wins had nothing to do with him!
00:14:11He got a few tricks from me, now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach, please.
00:14:17Beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser, every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:42You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay, since you want your boyfriend back, guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine, I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:14As long as you stick to my game plan, the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:19But, from what I've heard, you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:29This guy's a clown who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:39I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:41Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize, right here, in front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe, I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:55What?
00:15:56What?
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:08I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions, ever.
00:16:18You're right.
00:16:20Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:42One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45You'll never beat us.
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right, you're doing this for the Rays, right?
00:17:02Fine.
00:17:04About $500 more in a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:09With that $500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14$500?
00:17:15$500?
00:17:16Is that all you've got?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:26Mr. Vincent, here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:30$300,000,000.
00:17:40$300,000,000.
00:17:44No way!
00:17:45His bonus is $300,000,000?!
00:17:48My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?!
00:17:51The cast will be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:06You fumbled all the tactics, and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:15Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait until when I beat you.
00:18:33Even if you come crawling back,
00:18:36I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey!
00:18:40The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:44Can I fight you?
00:18:51The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:54have made a miracle run all the way to the semi-finals.
00:18:57But, today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:12Take a knee, take a knee.
00:19:13Listen up.
00:19:14I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:19Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:27I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir.
00:19:30Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:33All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:35All right, boys, bring it in.
00:19:36Hands in the middle.
00:19:37Barton, this one's on you.
00:19:39All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three, win!
00:19:41Let's go, boys!
00:19:43Let's go!
00:19:47Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people.
00:19:56People of class.
00:19:59Like us.
00:20:01Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:04Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money riding on this, son.
00:20:08I need a win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:13Make sure you get your money.
00:20:14Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:26But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:32Two victory.
00:20:35Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:41Block him!
00:20:43Come on, block!
00:20:43Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46There we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:53First thing.
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:09The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:12Would they be pulling off the miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:17Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:24It's got to be a fluke.
00:21:25It's got to be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:28But what are you going to do about it?
00:21:30I have a plan.
00:21:32We'll turn this around.
00:21:34Trust me.
00:21:35You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:36I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:44This is your last chance, son.
00:21:46Last chance.
00:21:47Am I clear?
00:21:47Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:55What's up, coach?
00:21:55That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take them out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:05You bet.
00:22:06Go!
00:22:19Matthew, you finish our game now!
00:22:21Why?
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The next score stands.
00:22:30But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:33Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing?
00:22:35That's rough in the past.
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot.
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:44This is my house, boy.
00:22:46I can't run this field, boy.
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfuckers.
00:22:56Hey, hey, listen to me!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Are you blind?
00:23:00Bitch!
00:23:00Bitch!
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:01Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:02Bitch!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me.
00:23:04You want to keep coaching?
00:23:06Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:08Yeah.
00:23:09You son of a bitch.
00:23:10How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:12Who cares?
00:23:14Your only star player is out.
00:23:16You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn!
00:23:23Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Ted, I have to your sideline now.
00:23:28Good job.
00:23:29Got your cash later, by the way.
00:23:34You're talented.
00:23:36Big fucking deal.
00:23:37One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:42The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:47Let's go look.
00:23:48Corey are back.
00:23:49I think she's calling you.
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock.
00:24:10Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the Miracle today.
00:24:14Three of our key players are out.
00:24:16If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:18Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs.
00:24:20Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're done for.
00:24:25Come on, Coach.
00:24:25Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game.
00:24:29How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:42Only you can save the Knights.
00:24:48Hold on, wait.
00:24:48Boss, what do you mean, warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research.
00:24:53You used to be a star.
00:24:55If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in the Hall of Fame by now.
00:24:59I need you to warm up.
00:25:00Ted.
00:25:02Ted Vincent.
00:25:03The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA?
00:25:06No way.
00:25:07You're my head coach?
00:25:12Grace, I'm the head coach.
00:25:14I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can.
00:25:18I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster.
00:25:25You want to warm up?
00:25:29You're my head coach.
00:25:33I'm the head coach.
00:25:34I'm the head coach.
00:25:35I'm the head coach.
00:25:35My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long.
00:25:39Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey.
00:25:43You want that Super Bowl ring or not?
00:25:45Huh?
00:25:46You got this.
00:25:50Now, I'll take a championship that belongs to me.
00:25:59Maybe, maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:15They won't stop me now.
00:26:27Alright, let's crush them.
00:26:53And Chancellor tiefles off to kann the game.
00:27:08Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted, Ted!
00:27:14What is going on? Am I dreaming?
00:27:16Or am I looking at Head Coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:18There is no one out there warming up mid half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking
00:27:25Ted
00:27:26You're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game. You got that, right?
00:27:33You're in your 30s, man. What good is that gonna do? My team's valued at over a billion dollars. You're
00:27:38just a worthless cripple
00:27:40dollars, huh? Good deal. I could single-handedly steamroll your entire team
00:27:46Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're gonna score a single point
00:27:51What if I score? What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet
00:27:56You score one point. You can slap me in the face one time when you don't I get to slap
00:28:01the shit out of you
00:28:02I gotta get some lines ready
00:28:04I'll be facing the needle later
00:28:11Game's almost lost and he's still talking dick. I'm gonna turn his face into a baby
00:28:21You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this
00:28:59you do that way too far no one's catching that
00:29:02he don't even know how to play he's scared stiff you scared him so bad he would not have to
00:29:08play
00:29:08yeah i got him i got him stiff
00:29:25holy guacamole the night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field i must
00:29:31have ate something weird for breakfast today because i feel like i am tripping ladies and
00:29:34gentlemen a scrambling quarterback has he lost his mind boss thank god i fired this guy because
00:29:39he would have wrecked our entire team
00:29:45here
00:29:59what a wild play nobody even came close to catching 10 vincent and he makes a score
00:30:19the best day on nights
00:30:23he just caught the pass and killed himself
00:30:25yes yes i knew i could correct that i thought you said he was a worthless cripple hang on it
00:30:33was a
00:30:34fluke he threw away too far and then he got lucky look at the score he can't possibly come back
00:30:40exactly i know him he's a washed up midlife loser there's no way he's scoring again
00:30:46maybe he's just getting lucky no again i can't let him score again i'm not gonna be slapped in front
00:30:54of him
00:30:54good no one lock on to ted you can't stop him take them out
00:31:06it's too late ted today your leg breaks again
00:31:12ted watch out
00:31:24ted scores again oh my gosh ted just slipped right through the attack and like it was nothing ted vincent
00:31:32is looking like a superhero he just cut through our entire defense god he's worth at least a hundred
00:31:38million in the open market what a hundred million at least you called him a washed up nobody you
00:31:46had a star on the team and you cut him i don't know how he's doing this he was a
00:31:50scrub that we had
00:31:50doing odd jobs i i i don't he's not supposed to be good you idiot you let this talent walk
00:31:56west must go
00:32:01this mess is on you west i should never listen to you there's no way i can lose this game
00:32:07if we lose
00:32:08i'm out i can't afford to lose everything garcia
00:32:23that's how you like this
00:32:24the knights on offense now he just sent the defense flying that man just was thrown two
00:32:34feet in the air that is unreal they look unstoppable hey hey time out time out
00:32:47the hell is going on with them man intensity just went through the roof
00:32:54i don't know what's going on hey ref i want to file a complaint these guys are using steroids and
00:33:01i want to file an immediate investigation oh come on you can't just accuse me of cheating with
00:33:06steroids because i'm winning what kind of slander is that you call that slander look around idiot
00:33:13everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters all right don't play stupid with me
00:33:19so what if i did i have every official in my back pocket go go go go check for yourself
00:33:25you'll find
00:33:26nothing you really think games like this or one on the field please every game like this is run behind
00:33:36the rich behind the scenes you broke losers never even had a chance smart girl make a kiss
00:33:46you see ted you can break your back your whole life trying to start a family but emma does not
00:33:51care
00:33:52i can treat her however i want and she'll never leave me i have money she's trash and i couldn't
00:34:01care
00:34:01less about her but this game i will win
00:34:08the game continues eagles are back on the field
00:34:16oh my goodness ted just intercepted that pass he can't even beat an injured 32 year old man after
00:34:23this game you're out don't panic sir i won't win stop him stop him
00:34:40i can't believe it ted with the interception and he scores ladies and gentlemen this is unreal is he
00:34:48really 32 this is possible even juiced up he can't stop ted because of you we lost the top player
00:34:55after
00:34:56this game i don't care what it takes you bring ted back to me you understand
00:35:17unbelievable the knights have tied it up in the final quarter can they pull off another lyrical
00:35:31this time i'll take home the trophy there's only one minute left ted's got the ball he is leading
00:35:38the offense stop him if we lose this game you're all done
00:35:43he throws it but there's no one there to catch it it looks like a ghost town on that side
00:35:48of the field
00:35:48looks like they gave up on that play see i told you that i can't win we'll drag this into
00:35:54overtime and
00:35:55then we'll crush them in
00:36:10hail mary my god ted just pulled off a game winning hail mary
00:36:22let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship
00:36:36uh thank you ted we could not have done this without you just don't need to be done yeah
00:36:48if you hadn't fired ted we'd be the ones celebrating right now come on i know ted he probably just
00:36:54got
00:36:54lucky shut your fucking mouth you go apologize to ted and bring him back to the eagles
00:37:01yes sir
00:37:10what are you doing here i'm here to see ted ted i want you back on the eagle
00:37:22what are you waiting for apologize to ted now
00:37:28i'm sorry ted i shouldn't have fired you
00:37:33sorry now you're sorry don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff
00:37:38what you say ted come back to the eagles i'll make your head coach give you a hundred thousand a
00:37:44month
00:37:44plus bonuses two million a year minimum what two million a year my useless ex-husband just turned
00:37:51into a damn millionaire seriously uh boss what what about me shut the fuck up you'll stay on as ted's
00:38:01assistant maybe clean up after practice while you're at ted i was just testing you before but now that
00:38:11you've proven yourself let's get back together okay back together ted deep down i have always loved you
00:38:23and you still love me right
00:38:29back when you betrayed me you never said anything about love
00:38:43and now you want to talk about love ted that was all just a misunderstanding okay let's go home and
00:38:53talk just the two of us ted's not going anywhere with you he has better options now better options
00:39:04you're just the owner of some trash team without ted it would still be at the bottom of the league
00:39:10you really think you could call yourself the better option what if i'm not just the owner of the team
00:39:21ted there's something you don't know about me i'm actually the sole heir to the taylor family
00:39:30uh the the the richest family in the world the trillionaires who have more money than some countries
00:39:41that's right
00:39:44so tell me don't you think i'm the better option now
00:39:49you just want ted for his money what makes you think you have the right to come crawling back
00:39:57bitch you'll pay for this
00:40:05ted come back to the eagles i'll give you whatever you want name your prize
00:40:09appreciate the offer henry but i'm happy with the knights
00:40:14they're gonna stick around here a while
00:40:17sure son don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage
00:40:24i've already proven myself with this win with the knights
00:40:29i don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore
00:40:32damn it this is your fault you lost me a top tier player
00:40:36you know what you're done with the eagles pack your shit and get the out
00:40:43sir sir please don't fire me
00:40:47ted i owe you a real apology just come back to the eagles
00:40:52i lost our bet parents bear so you can hit me
00:40:55if you want we'll just call even after just come back come back to the eagles
00:41:02come on
00:41:04hit me
00:41:05fucking hit me ted i know you want to i know you want to
00:41:09i don't know how much you fucking hit me ted you saw me fucking your wife remember that
00:41:13fucking hit me
00:41:36i will never forgive you
00:41:40i will never join the eagles and figure out your own mess first
00:41:45coach west we have received reports that you have bribe referees and use the legal performance
00:41:51enhancers your coaching license is hereby revoked you're banned from the nfl for life
00:41:56please come with us
00:41:57what this ted you got to talk to him if i can't coach i'll starve
00:42:07people like you are a disgrace to the nfl
00:42:15wait skimpt
00:42:19you're gonna fucking pay for this
00:42:23i'm alan david patrick west god damn it
00:42:30hey i heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce
00:42:36um i was thinking maybe if you wanted you could stay with me
00:42:44for a while
00:42:46it's up to you
00:42:48all right
00:42:50i mean it's closer to the field anyways right
00:42:54exactly it's way closer to the field
00:43:02when they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league
00:43:05sir sir sir please please please please please i'm begging you please let him go
00:43:11fuck off me
00:43:14this is all your fault
00:43:16what you i'd still have one hell of a coach
00:43:17sir do you really think he won that game on skill alone
00:43:22where are you getting at ted was my assistant he knows my whole playbook
00:43:26how else could he have beaten me that bastard no wonder he turned down my office
00:43:35sir you still own the giants they're headed to the super bowl if you give me another shot
00:43:41i'll demolish him
00:43:45and if you lose scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life
00:43:53i'll talk to the commissioner about west
00:43:55are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did
00:43:58we're taking him out i'm unofficial of this league and i take it very responsibly i'm not just
00:44:02going to sit around here and let people thank you so much i hope you have a good day
00:44:07so this is like a signing bonus for the you're lucky you don't get fired
00:44:11that's fair i'm bringing you to giants as an assistant
00:44:15don't worry sir he's gonna regret everything he's ever done yeah he damn well better
00:44:33this is my house and um i have spare bedroom so feel free to choose whichever you like it's
00:44:40actually just me
00:44:54and here's the couch you should come sit
00:44:57all right thanks
00:45:03i'm gonna go shower now all right thanks
00:45:07okay
00:45:26hello
00:45:37Ow! My dad!
00:45:40Hey! Are you okay?
00:45:41I just told something!
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh my god.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:52Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:56Just sit still and let me
00:45:57lose some love for your back.
00:46:09Yes.
00:46:21Oh my god, that's so much better already actually.
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:37Okay.
00:46:38I'll uh...
00:46:41grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:03Dad?
00:47:04Dad, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:08You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm
00:47:13so sorry. I've
00:47:14been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:18Um...
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great. Great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay. Bye.
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:37It's just uh...
00:47:40My grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:42I haven't...
00:47:44seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know...
00:47:56I was thinking um...
00:47:58If you're not dizzy tomorrow...
00:48:02If you don't...
00:48:03have any plans...
00:48:05Maybe you could come with me.
00:48:07If I could introduce you to them.
00:48:12You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team. What do you think?
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'm gonna be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:28If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that. Two stars.
00:48:36Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Well, if you do...
00:48:39Nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41Now, it is my first time meeting them and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:46Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some of the gifts.
00:48:55And maybe...
00:48:56After you win the championship...
00:48:59I'll give you marks back.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:09I...
00:49:11Just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some...
00:49:24some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27Alright, no problem.
00:49:49Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Dad.
00:49:55What?
00:49:56All those years working out there and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:04700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:09Alan?
00:50:10What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:19unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just...
00:50:28haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk if you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:39Ted, a piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys.
00:50:45Enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49It's not a circus.
00:50:51Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:54Sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:01Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy!
00:51:17My kid!
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:32The heat has been gone for years and he has, back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:40He's healthy and safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:51:58400 grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg Alan to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you're just one of me broke like you.
00:52:13Alan?
00:52:14Could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:27him a janitor job.
00:52:29Janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:45Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing at, I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me, Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:58Is it over $2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of $2 million?
00:53:09$2 million, but please, a loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15No, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:20And he throws out a figure like that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:25He didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:36Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad, hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:52What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:59You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:04You're in your 30s, still a nobody.
00:54:08You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:13I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:18You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:32Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:47I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:52Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:57What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:06You...
00:55:07You're the head coach.
00:55:09Is that what you're saying?
00:55:10Oh, come on. Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:20I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access to the field.
00:55:23Let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:31Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah.
00:55:39A loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach for just fraud and cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach?
00:56:00Dressed like that?
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17A certain stamping with porcolini is too...
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:24Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:36Of course.
00:56:36If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:48Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best. I can't believe this. I just want to hide coach of the Knights.
00:57:03I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:05Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:11Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy is obviously an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:38A fraud.
00:57:40You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:44Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:08So what if you make this stupid final?
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday. Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:22You broke bastard. Do you mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve
00:58:26to crash this party?
00:58:27You did bring something so fair.
00:58:35I made this thing myself.
00:58:38It's from father.
00:58:40You've got to trick me.
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:56Perfect.
00:58:57I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:17What are you doing?
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:27This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What? You want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:40Show them what a real gift looks like.
00:59:43With pleasure.
00:59:48This one could actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
00:59:59This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:07200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09$200,000.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:16Take a look at it.
01:00:20Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:24Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:26God.
01:00:28All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:55Oh, thank you.
01:00:57Sorry, Ted.
01:00:58Hoping not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:13I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl that has been telling me about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind of you.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:35Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:41I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:49You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:57What?
01:01:58Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:03How expensive would that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Worth around three million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:26This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more buying.
01:02:33So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be a non-proof.
01:02:49You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:52Don't give me that.
01:02:53Oh, come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:06Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:08just don't bring a forgery, okay, to Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan, this is a misunderstanding.
01:03:15Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:17Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:20This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:25Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:37What just happened?
01:03:42That is...
01:03:42Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:46Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift, but I could tell it was so vague,
01:03:52I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:59But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh, my God.
01:04:11See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here. You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:28That's my boy. That's my boy. All that college education.
01:04:32And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:36Just shut your mouth!
01:04:38Why do you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:46What? Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:51I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive, and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million until you ruined it!
01:05:01What? It's real?
01:05:07Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend. She's the one that brought it.
01:05:13No.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this!
01:05:30It has to be a fake, obviously!
01:05:34I got it. Ted must have stolen team funds.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on. I'm calling you cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you. You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead. I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course!
01:06:05I'm the night security manager. I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:17Get away.
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:22She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry. Once you're locked up, I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:38Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you.
01:06:52My son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:03Oh my God. What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:12And then you try hitting all these.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan. How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:18What?
01:07:18Paid for that?
01:07:19Three million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:24No, no, no. It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:29Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry. Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:53I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25We're so sorry.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:27Ted.
01:08:27We're so sorry.
01:08:27I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:39You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights.
01:08:56Permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan.
01:09:00I'm so sorry.
01:09:00If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:05It's about time you got a taste of your own nose.
01:09:07Oh, you can't.
01:09:09Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:16All right, then your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their owner's Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:33Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:42How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:54You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you're still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:01This time's different.
01:10:04The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:08I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13He'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my place, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:32So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly place, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:43No.
01:10:44You lost to Ted.
01:10:46You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:48Win.
01:10:49When I win the championship?
01:10:52No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser.
01:10:59Who's the winner?
01:11:01$10 million?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05We salute you.
01:11:06Apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted!
01:11:19You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:22You'll never get back on!
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent, and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:40So, who will take home the trophy tonight?
01:11:44Here we go!
01:11:44The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:54They truly are the best.
01:11:56This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03The game just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:18Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me, I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted, a field goal? Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, big shot. See a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please. A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship? What a joke!
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once. There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up!
01:12:51And it's good! The Knights score from 50 yards back!
01:12:56Unbelievable! This is why we do what we do.
01:12:59All right. This is awesome.
01:13:02What's up, boys?
01:13:04Hey! As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:07Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:10Oh!
01:13:17Yeah!
01:13:22Unbelievable! The Knights totally win!
01:13:25Despite the massive gap in strength!
01:13:28The score is now 17-7.
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:33You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:49Fucking useless!
01:13:50Every fucking one of you is useless!
01:13:58Good night, good night.
01:14:16Good night!
01:14:35I
01:14:36Nobody wanted it to besides me
01:14:43You can sleep well tonight mom
01:14:47Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:49You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend.
01:14:53You deserve it.
01:14:54The NFL champion,
01:14:57your night!
01:14:59Let's do it!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:07You going, West?
01:15:10You sure remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh,
01:15:17loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:21And has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:24$10 million.
01:15:26I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:32We used to be colleagues.
01:15:33Remember? Remember?
01:15:36I don't know.
01:15:38Ted, if I'm forced out of the NFL,
01:15:39what if I don't know?
01:15:40You can't let him off like that!
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He cost our guys everything!
01:15:47He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach.
01:15:51You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:54Look.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:06I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me,
01:16:11I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet,
01:16:19you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart,
01:16:25I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:29But you need to apologize
01:16:32to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:40Hey, man.
01:16:41Really sorry.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really.
01:16:43Really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:45Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:52You son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you,
01:16:55I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players.
01:16:59You did.
01:17:00I'm going to tell him.
01:17:01I'm going to report him.
01:17:06Damn it.
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth,
01:17:10I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:14Ted, it was all West.
01:17:17Look.
01:17:18So what?
01:17:19We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:23Help me win the next championship.
01:17:25Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:28Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players
01:17:31is going to get you expelled by the league?
01:17:36NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this,
01:17:41money can fix anything.
01:17:44Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm going to go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're going to explain all that to the
01:18:05commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions,
01:18:09all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:19Come on, man, $100 million?
01:18:24Ted, work with me here.
01:18:25You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28All right.
01:18:29He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're going to pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys.
01:18:43Get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:45Hey, guys.
01:18:45Chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing.
01:18:47I can give you everything.
01:18:49Ted, I'll give you everything.
01:18:50I'm sorry, Ted.
01:18:51What are you doing?
01:18:59Grace, I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:07Now, I'm going to sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:16Ruling on the field stands.
01:19:23I'll be okay.
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