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[Full] Fired, Then I Won the Super Bowl
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00:00:11Ted's got the ball.
00:00:13Time's running out.
00:00:14If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:18Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:22If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the head of family.
00:00:30There they are, buddy.
00:00:31There we go.
00:00:45Fuck.
00:00:46Oh, my fucking leg.
00:00:53Look, just wait, okay?
00:00:55It's going to heal, right?
00:00:57Look, I swear, I didn't still walk up, okay?
00:01:00Fuck!
00:01:05I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:07We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:09I'm very sorry.
00:01:11No, no, I'm not doing that.
00:01:13Hey!
00:01:16Such a waste.
00:01:18Good on Pearl.
00:01:19You need an all-star level.
00:01:21No demon's going to want him now.
00:01:23He's not going to have a great talk about this.
00:01:25I swear.
00:01:26Please!
00:01:28Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:31I'm still a champion!
00:01:37Fuck.
00:01:38Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:42Man, what the hell are we going to do without a head coach?
00:01:44Where do we know the plays we're going to run?
00:01:50They won't run my plays.
00:01:55All right, boys.
00:01:56I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:58They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:08You come right up here.
00:02:09Right up here, boys.
00:02:10We got this.
00:02:11You got to believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:13All right, boys.
00:02:14Bring it in.
00:02:15Come on.
00:02:15Bring it in.
00:02:16One, two, three.
00:02:19Let's go!
00:02:20Let's go!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:22Let's go!
00:02:3642-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:41That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:42That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:43That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:48We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:52Yes!
00:02:54These plays are brilliant.
00:02:56I need him on my team.
00:03:02Boss?
00:03:03Nice work out there today.
00:03:05I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:08Thank you, sir.
00:03:11Two grand a month.
00:03:13I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:16I've got to tell my wife.
00:03:23Babe!
00:03:24I have got great news.
00:03:35Wait, this is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:47What the hell are you doing?
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?
00:03:57Wait!
00:04:03Wes, you bastard!
00:04:05I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?
00:04:08Wes, are you okay?
00:04:10Ted, what's wrong with you?
00:04:14I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs, and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:21me what's wrong?
00:04:22You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:26It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2832 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?
00:04:31My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?
00:04:35I got a raise.
00:04:37I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:41A raise?
00:04:43You're an assistant coach.
00:04:45What could you possibly make?
00:04:46Three grand?
00:04:47Two, actually.
00:04:51Tell me, Ted, when am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:56Emma, I was going to make it happen.
00:04:58We're never going to make it happen.
00:05:01You're fired.
00:05:02What?
00:05:04No, you can't do this.
00:05:06I won the game for you today.
00:05:08If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:12I'm the head coach.
00:05:14A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:21Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:25Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:27Keep dreaming.
00:05:33Divorce agreement?
00:05:36You already had this ready?
00:05:38Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:40It's signed.
00:05:42Come on, babe.
00:05:43Let's go.
00:05:49Who's calling this trash?
00:05:51Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:53All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:06Fuck off.
00:06:1325,000 passing yards, front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:16Are you really going to end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:19Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:21Who is this?
00:06:22Mr. Vincent, this is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:26I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:29Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:31How's that?
00:06:38You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:40Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:42As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:47Yes, yes.
00:06:48I'll take the position.
00:06:49Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:53That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:55Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:57My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:07:01Thanks so much.
00:07:03Great.
00:07:04Looking forward to it.
00:07:07Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:10And?
00:07:11I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:14Just in case.
00:07:14Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:15Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:17Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:20Plus, está viejo.
00:07:21Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago, there was a college quarterback?
00:07:25He was phenomenal.
00:07:27All-American.
00:07:28His name was Ted.
00:07:30Of course.
00:07:31He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:33If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:37Ya va, marica.
00:07:38You're saying he's back, Ted?
00:07:40Si, marica.
00:07:42I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:44And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:56Hey, buddy.
00:07:57You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:59Not for long.
00:08:00That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:08:02Three close games in a row?
00:08:03Really?
00:08:04This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:06There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:08Oh, fuck your cousin.
00:08:10Fuck it, poor fuck.
00:08:14What the hell happened?
00:08:16You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:18You were winning so easy before.
00:08:20They must have studied our plays.
00:08:22Every route was locked down.
00:08:25We won't lose again.
00:08:27When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:30We never struggled like this.
00:08:32If he were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:34Shut the fuck up, James.
00:08:36Ted?
00:08:38You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:44Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:46Okay.
00:08:46Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:49The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:53So that's how you pulled it off?
00:08:55Damn, acting like all them players were his ideas?
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Exactly.
00:08:58Exactly.
00:09:01That's why I fired him.
00:09:03Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:07Don't you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:11If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:15You understand me?
00:09:16Yes, sir.
00:09:18Don't fuck with me.
00:09:19Yes, sir.
00:09:21Damn it!
00:09:22The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:25I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:37This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:43We're safe.
00:09:48Hey, hey.
00:09:49Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:52Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:56You've scored three points.
00:09:57You're a washed-up assistant, dumped by his wife.
00:10:02What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:04Hey.
00:10:05Me.
00:10:09Scott.
00:10:11If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:15Period.
00:10:15Your plays are trash!
00:10:18Hey, then.
00:10:20You're benched.
00:10:21Next man up!
00:10:22Wait, what?
00:10:24Seriously?
00:10:25You're benching me!
00:10:27Look, you may be the best player on our team, but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:32You are done here.
00:10:34Your plays are horseshit!
00:10:36Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:39It's impossible!
00:10:41You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:43Or an assistant coach!
00:10:57Is that hard?
00:11:15Holy shit.
00:11:20That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:23Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:24Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:26Guys, I got a whole book in place, okay?
00:11:28Hey look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you, if you follow
00:11:33my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:36I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked, might as well try it.
00:11:40No way we're coming back.
00:11:41And if we lose, we'll show you not fit to be our coach.
00:11:51Touchdown!
00:11:53That fast?
00:11:55Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:04We're moving like a dead stalker.
00:12:07And that's the game.
00:12:09Knights take the win.
00:12:10Let's go!
00:12:13We won't win like this?
00:12:14We never even dreamed of.
00:12:16Following this place, we actually crushed it.
00:12:18Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:20Keep this fucking game.
00:12:38Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:45Go Knights!
00:12:50The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to
00:12:55the final four, under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:58Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight
00:13:03losses.
00:13:04Losers, go home, you're as damned as great!
00:13:07Get off the field!
00:13:09Get it!
00:13:10You can't even win against the worst teams you can lead!
00:13:17And you, if your plays get worse every damn game, how are you supposed to win a title
00:13:22like that?
00:13:23Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:28Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:31Don't worry.
00:13:33We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:34Well, right.
00:13:35Next game, the semifinals against the Knights.
00:13:39You lose that, every fucking million you're fired.
00:13:43So we only got Thunderbolt's guys called Ted!
00:13:47Wait a second.
00:13:48Isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:53How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:57The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:59Now they're on a winning streak.
00:14:00Made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:02Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:04When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:06For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:11Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:13He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:15Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:18Please.
00:14:19Beating him will be easy.
00:14:22If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:26every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:34Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:36With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:41Is that what you all want?
00:14:43Yeah.
00:14:44You all want Ted back?
00:14:45Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:51Okay.
00:14:52Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:54guess the cameras can leak in my playbook.
00:14:58Fine.
00:14:59I'll bring him back.
00:15:05Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:08Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:12You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:16If I'm going to stick to my game plan,
00:15:18the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:20But from what I've heard,
00:15:22you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:25What makes you so confident?
00:15:27Confident in what?
00:15:30Some delusions.
00:15:31This guy's a clown.
00:15:33Who loves to talk big.
00:15:39What are you doing here?
00:15:40I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:44All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:47Right here.
00:15:48In front of everyone.
00:15:49And maybe,
00:15:50I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:53Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:55You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:58Whoa.
00:15:59Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:02Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:04Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:07He should be thanking us.
00:16:10I'm not going back.
00:16:12Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:16Guys like you, born at the bottom,
00:16:18don't get to be champions.
00:16:19Ever.
00:16:20She's right.
00:16:22Trash, like you,
00:16:24belongs on a trash team.
00:16:26Good night.
00:16:33What is this?
00:16:37Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:41Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:43One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:47You'll never beat us.
00:16:56I'll say it one last time.
00:16:58I'll never join the Eagles.
00:17:01Oh, right.
00:17:02You're doing this for the race.
00:17:03Right?
00:17:04Fine.
00:17:04Uh,
00:17:05how about 500 more a month?
00:17:07That's what you want, right?
00:17:09You should take it, Ted.
00:17:11With that 500,
00:17:11maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:16$500?
00:17:18Is that all you thought?
00:17:20Pathetic.
00:17:27Mr. Vincent?
00:17:30Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:33$3 million.
00:17:37$3 million.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:47His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:50My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn million?
00:17:53That's going to be fake.
00:17:54You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:59So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:03Let me guess.
00:18:05Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:07You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:09and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:12Bullshit.
00:18:13You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:17Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:21Judging by your recent record,
00:18:23looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:28With ease, bitch.
00:18:31Just wait until...
00:18:33When I beat you,
00:18:35even if you come crawling back,
00:18:38I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:40Hey.
00:18:41The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:52The Knights,
00:18:54who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:56have made a miracle run all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:59But today,
00:19:00they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:03Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:05Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:08Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:11Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:13Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights, Knights.
00:19:13Boys, come on.
00:19:14Take a knee.
00:19:15Take a knee.
00:19:15Listen up.
00:19:16I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:19No one expects us to win.
00:19:21Now I promise you,
00:19:23this team will go down
00:19:25if we run my plays.
00:19:27We will walk out of here with a win.
00:19:29I can promise you that.
00:19:31yes sir coach we trust you completely all right fellas let's go get this win
00:19:37all right boys bring it in hands in the middle part one's on you all right win on three win
00:19:42on me
00:19:42one two three win let's go boys let's go
00:19:49ted i know you're gonna work miracles for me
00:19:53your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber it's for poor people people of class
00:20:01like like us need whiskey or wine well that's how come for you in this game i got a bowl
00:20:09of money
00:20:09riding on this son i need a win relax this is a sure win and make sure you get your
00:20:15money
00:20:16their team's combined worth is 30 million dollars this guy right here 40 million how are they supposed
00:20:23to compete with that well as you know i don't give a fuck about football but i do care about
00:20:30winning
00:20:31i'm counting i need to get this across the line
00:20:34two victory
00:20:37still been way too soon coach get him
00:20:44come on come on push through block here we go good good
00:20:56right from the start the knights are off to a blazing start scott drives it home for the first
00:21:02touchdown
00:21:08the knights tactics are clearly working the eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half
00:21:13would they be pulling off a miracle today they're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries
00:21:18why the fuck are they good all of a sudden you fucking idiot i thought you said this would be
00:21:23no
00:21:23problem what the fuck am i paying you for it's got to be a fluke it's got to be ted
00:21:28he was my
00:21:29assistant he knows all my fucking place but what are you gonna do about it i have i have a
00:21:33plan
00:21:34turn this around trust me you better not be bullshitting me i swear to god that if i can't leave
00:21:41this team to victory i i'll resign this is your last chance son last chance am i clear don't fuck
00:21:50it up
00:21:52shit looks like i've got no choice kent what's up coach that broke-ass team's only got one star
00:22:00player quarterback take them out they can't win this game you bet go
00:22:29the next score stands but the injured player looks like he cannot continue let's hope for a speedy
00:22:35recovery what are we doing that's rough in the past that's a 15-yard penalty you idiot don't make
00:22:40me kick that again coach this is my house boy can't run this field boy hey oh you motherfucker hey
00:22:58hey
00:22:58listen to me hey are you blind coach don't question me you want to keep coaching get back to your
00:23:08sideline now yeah you son of a bitch how much you paying these refs who cares your only star player
00:23:17is out you have no chance of winning this game today i have cash to burn nobody can touch me
00:23:27dead back to your sideline now good job got your cash letter by the way
00:23:35your talent big fucking deal one word from me henry gets you fired for leaking my place
00:23:43the world belongs to people like us it's a little sweater by the way let's go look
00:23:50call you back i think she's calling you
00:24:06the eagles have taken the lead strictly and there's only 10 minutes left on the clock looks as though
00:24:12the knights might not pull off the miracle today three of our key players are out if this keeps up
00:24:18we're finished west obviously bribe the refs unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits
00:24:24and score we're done for come on coach somebody like that is top tier at least we're in the middle
00:24:30of a damn game how are we supposed to find someone like that all right ted warm up
00:24:51ted i did my research you used to be a star if it weren't for that accent you'd be in
00:24:59the hall of
00:24:59fame by now i need you to warm up ted ted vincent the same guy that immediately used to call
00:25:06the best player
00:25:08ncaa no way you're my head coach
00:25:14grace i'm the head coach i can't just go out there and be a player
00:25:18actually you can i registered you as a player before we started
00:25:24you're officially on the roster you want to warm up
00:25:37my legs healed but i haven't played in so long can i really do this hey you want that super
00:25:45bowl ring
00:25:46or not huh you got this
00:25:53now take a championship that belongs to me
00:26:01maybe maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player
00:26:14the past injuries are behind me they won't stop now
00:26:28all right let's crush them
00:26:32yeah
00:26:33yeah
00:26:33yeah
00:26:34yeah
00:26:35yeah
00:26:35yeah
00:27:10Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! Ted! What is going on? Am I dreaming or
00:27:18am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:20No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:23It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:27Ted, you're that leg-broken loser. Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:33You got that right.
00:27:35You're in your 30s, man. What good is that gonna do?
00:27:38My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:40You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:42Billion dollars, huh?
00:27:44The deal.
00:27:45I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:49Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:50And she thinks you're gonna score a single point.
00:27:52What if I score?
00:27:54What if you score?
00:27:56Let's make a bet.
00:27:58You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:28:01And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:04Getting some ice ready.
00:28:06You're facing me later.
00:28:13The game's almost lost and he's still talking to me.
00:28:16I'm gonna turn his face into bacon.
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:22You ready?
00:28:32Let's do this.
00:28:39Yeah!
00:28:40Wow!
00:28:42Wow!
00:28:43Yeah!
00:28:44Yeah!
00:28:45Let's go, boys!
00:28:46...Oh!
00:29:01He threw that way too far. No one's catching that. He don't even know how to play.
00:29:05He's scared stiff. You scared him so bad, he just thought how to play.
00:29:10Yeah, I got him. I got him stiff.
00:29:27Holy guacamole, tonight's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field? I must have ate something
00:29:33weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:37A scrambling quarterback? Has he lost his mind? Boss, thank god I fired this guy because
00:29:41he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:30:01What a wild play. Nobody even came close to catching 10 Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:21Best day of nights. He just caught the passing through himself. Yes! Yes! I knew I picked it right
00:30:30back. I thought you said he was a worthless cripple. Hang on. It was a fluke. It was a fluke.
00:30:36He threw way too far and then he got lucky. Look at the score. He can't possibly come back.
00:30:42Exactly. I know him. He's a washed up midlife loser. There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:48Maybe he's just getting lucky. No! Not again. I can't let him score again. I'm not going to be slapped
00:30:56in front of him.
00:30:59Now one? They'll lock onto him. I can't stop him. Take him out.
00:31:08It's too late, Ted.
00:31:10Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:14Ted, watch out!
00:31:26Ted scores again!
00:31:28Oh my gosh!
00:31:29Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:33Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:35He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:38God, he's worth at least $100 million on the open market.
00:31:41What? $100 million?
00:31:43At least.
00:31:46You called him a washed-up nobody.
00:31:48You got a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:49I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:51He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:53I don't...
00:31:54He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:56You idiot!
00:31:57You let this talent walk?
00:31:58Wes must go!
00:32:02This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:04I shall never listen to you.
00:32:07There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:09If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:11I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:13Garcia!
00:32:22Ooh.
00:32:25I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:30The Knights on offense now.
00:32:32My God!
00:32:33He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:35That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:37That is unreal.
00:32:39They look unstoppable.
00:32:42Hey!
00:32:43Hey!
00:32:43Time out!
00:32:44Time out!
00:32:49What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:51Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:56I think I know what's going on.
00:32:58Hey!
00:32:59Rep!
00:33:00I want to file a complaint.
00:33:01These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:05Oh, come on!
00:33:06You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:10What kind of slander is that?
00:33:11What do you call that, slander?
00:33:13Look around, idiot!
00:33:15Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:19Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:21So what if I did?
00:33:23I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:25Go, go, go, go.
00:33:26Check for yourself.
00:33:27You'll find nothing.
00:33:30You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:34Please.
00:33:35Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:39You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:43Smart girl.
00:33:44Give me a kiss.
00:33:48You see, Ted, you could break your back your whole life trying to stop a family, but Emma does not
00:33:53care.
00:33:54I can treat her however I want, and she'll never leave me.
00:33:58I have money.
00:34:00She's trash.
00:34:02And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:04But this game?
00:34:06I will win.
00:34:10The game continues.
00:34:12Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:18Oh my goodness.
00:34:20Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:22He can't even beat an injured 32-year-old man.
00:34:25After this game, you're out.
00:34:27Don't panic, sir.
00:34:30I won't win.
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:32Stop him!
00:34:42I can't believe it!
00:34:44Ted with the interception, and he scores!
00:34:47Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:49Is he really 32?
00:34:51This is possible.
00:34:53Even juiced up, he can't stop Ted.
00:34:55Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:57After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:35:00You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:02You understand?
00:35:04Listen.
00:35:32This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:36There's only one minute left.
00:35:38Ted's got the ball.
00:35:39He is leading the offense.
00:35:40Stop him!
00:35:41If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:45Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:48It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field.
00:35:51Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:53See?
00:35:54Told you.
00:35:54Ted can't win.
00:35:55We'll drag this into overtime, and then we'll crush him there.
00:35:59All right.
00:36:24Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game, and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:30Yes!
00:36:31Ted!
00:36:32We did it!
00:36:38Thank you, Ted.
00:36:40We could not have done this without you.
00:36:43Just don't want to need to be done.
00:36:44Yeah.
00:36:50If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the one celebrating right now.
00:36:54Come on.
00:36:55I know Ted.
00:36:55He probably just got lucky.
00:36:57Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:59You go apologize to Ted, and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:04Listen.
00:37:04All right.
00:37:05Marika, we win!
00:37:06Yes, Marika!
00:37:12What are you doing here?
00:37:14I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:17Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:24What are you waiting for?
00:37:25Apologize to Ted.
00:37:27Now.
00:37:30I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:32I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:35Sorry.
00:37:35Now you're sorry?
00:37:37Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:40What do you say, Ted?
00:37:42Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:43I'll make you head coach.
00:37:44Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:47$2 million a year, minimum.
00:37:49What?
00:37:49$2 million a year?
00:37:51My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:55Seriously?
00:37:56All right, boss.
00:37:58What about me?
00:38:00Shut the fuck up!
00:38:02You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:04Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:08Ted!
00:38:10Ted!
00:38:10I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together,
00:38:14okay?
00:38:18Back together.
00:38:20Ted!
00:38:21Deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:24And you still love me, right?
00:38:31Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:37When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:45And now, you don't want to talk about love.
00:38:50Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:54Let's go home and talk.
00:38:55Just the two of us.
00:38:57Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:39:00He's better options now.
00:39:03Better options.
00:39:05You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:08Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:12You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:16What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:23Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:26I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:32Uh, the...
00:39:33The Taylor family?
00:39:34The richest family in the world.
00:39:36The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:43That's right.
00:39:46So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:51You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:53What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:57You bitch!
00:39:59You will pay for this!
00:40:06Ted, come back to the Eagles.
00:40:08I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:09Name your prize.
00:40:11Appreciate the offer, Henry, but...
00:40:13I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:16They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:19You sure, son?
00:40:21Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:26I've already proven myself.
00:40:28With this win, with the Knights.
00:40:31I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:34Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:36You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:38You know what?
00:40:38You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:40Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:45I'm sorry.
00:40:46Sir?
00:40:46Sir?
00:40:46Please don't fire me!
00:40:49Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:52Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:54I lost our bet.
00:40:55Parent spare.
00:40:56So you can hit me.
00:40:57If you want.
00:40:58We'll just call even.
00:41:00After.
00:41:01Just come back.
00:41:01Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:04Come on.
00:41:06Hit me.
00:41:07Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:09I know you want to.
00:41:09I know you want to.
00:41:11I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:13You saw me fucking your wife.
00:41:14Remember that?
00:41:14Fucking hit me!
00:41:38I will never forgive you.
00:41:41I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:45You'll figure out your own mess first.
00:41:47Coach West!
00:41:49We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:54Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:56You're banned from the NFL.
00:41:57For life.
00:41:58Please come with us.
00:41:59What?
00:42:00This is Ted.
00:42:02You got to talk to him.
00:42:03If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:05Illegals.
00:42:06I don't even.
00:42:07Please.
00:42:07Please.
00:42:08I'll do anything you want.
00:42:09I'll do anything.
00:42:10People like you are a disgrace to the NFL.
00:42:17Wait.
00:42:18Tempt.
00:42:20You're going to fucking pay for this.
00:42:23You're going to fucking pay for this, Ted.
00:42:25I'm Alan David Patrick West.
00:42:27God damn it!
00:42:32Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:38Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me for a while.
00:42:48It's up to you.
00:42:50All right.
00:42:52I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:56Exactly.
00:42:57It's way closer to the field.
00:43:04When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league.
00:43:07Sir, sir, sir, sir.
00:43:08Please, please, please, please, please, please.
00:43:10I'm begging you.
00:43:10Please.
00:43:10Let him go.
00:43:12Fuck off me.
00:43:16This is all your fault.
00:43:17What?
00:43:18You have to still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:20Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:24Where are you getting at?
00:43:25Ted was my assistant.
00:43:26He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:27How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:29That bastard.
00:43:31No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:36Sir?
00:43:37You still own the Giants.
00:43:39They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:41If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:47And if you lose?
00:43:49Scrub the stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:55I thought to the commissioner about West.
00:43:57Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:44:00We're taking him out.
00:44:01I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:03I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:06I hope you have a good day.
00:44:09Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:11You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:13That's fair.
00:44:14I'll bring you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:17Don't worry, sir.
00:44:19He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:21Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:35This is my house, and I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:42It's usually just me.
00:44:43All right.
00:44:44Here's the kitchen.
00:44:55And here's the couch.
00:44:57You should come sit.
00:44:59All right.
00:45:00Thanks.
00:45:00Yeah.
00:45:01Cool.
00:45:05I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:07All right.
00:45:08Thanks.
00:45:09It casa es su casa.
00:45:12Okay, I'm going to go now.
00:45:41Hey, you okay?
00:45:43I just told something.
00:45:49Okay, okay.
00:45:50Oh, my God.
00:45:52Okay.
00:45:53Oh.
00:45:54Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:57Just sit still and let me lose your love for your back.
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:41I'll grab you a towel.
00:46:46Don't move.
00:47:05Dad?
00:47:06Dad, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:09You haven't been home in years.
00:47:11You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:13Yeah, Dad.
00:47:14I'm so sorry.
00:47:16I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:21I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:23Great.
00:47:24Great.
00:47:25I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:27Okay.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:29Bye.
00:47:30Bye.
00:47:33Bye.
00:47:33Bye.
00:47:35Bye.
00:47:39Bye.
00:47:39It's just my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:45I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:48Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:54You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not busy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:07maybe you could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:12Huh?
00:48:14You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:17We might make a good team.
00:48:19What do you think?
00:48:21Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:23Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:26I'm going to be the star.
00:48:27Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:30If it works out?
00:48:32I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:35I'll take that.
00:48:36Two stars.
00:48:38Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:40If you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:43Now, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:47Actually, I'm going to go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:57And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you marks back.
00:49:10It's been a while.
00:49:11I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:22Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:24Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:28She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:29No problem.
00:49:33No problem.
00:49:50Well, well, well.
00:49:52Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:55Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:57What?
00:49:58All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:04Take a look.
00:50:05Land Rover.
00:50:06700 grand.
00:50:08You probably couldn't afford one.
00:50:10No, no, no.
00:50:11Alan?
00:50:12What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:15I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:17It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:21unless, of course, it's a broken-down second-hand junkie.
00:50:27Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:29I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:34Listen to yourself.
00:50:36You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:41It's that piece of advice.
00:50:42Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:46Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:48Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:51It's not a circus.
00:50:52Let's go inside before this gets up late.
00:50:55Yeah, sorry.
00:50:56Let's go.
00:51:02Family.
00:51:04I love them.
00:51:09Ethan.
00:51:11Sophia.
00:51:13Alan.
00:51:24I'm sorry.
00:51:25I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:27It's okay.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29It's all that counts.
00:51:30You're here.
00:51:31What is with all this emotion?
00:51:34He has been gone for years, and he has backwards nothing to show for it.
00:51:38I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:42He's healthy and safe.
00:51:44It's all that matters.
00:51:46Oh.
00:51:47Your health's nice and all.
00:51:50But money's what really matters here.
00:51:53You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights.
00:51:57He had 400 grand a year.
00:52:00400 grand?
00:52:01I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:05You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:09I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke, like you.
00:52:16Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:20Well, technically, someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg
00:52:27nicely, I might find him a janitor job.
00:52:31Janitor job?
00:52:33That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:37You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:41Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:45Just don't blow it.
00:52:46Yeah, that's right.
00:52:48With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing now.
00:52:53I don't know.
00:52:55Tell me.
00:52:57Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:59Is it over two million a year?
00:53:05You're saying that you have a salary of two million?
00:53:10Two million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:17No.
00:53:17Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he froze on a figure like
00:53:24that and clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:26He didn't mean it.
00:53:29It was a joke.
00:53:32Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:38Oh, please.
00:53:41What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:45Ted, hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:51I already work for the Knights.
00:53:53What?
00:53:56Work for the Knights?
00:54:00You work for the Knights?
00:54:03You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:06You're in your 30s, so a nobody.
00:54:09You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:15I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:19You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:26you.
00:54:27That's right.
00:54:32Oh, please.
00:54:34Everyone knows you're just a washed-up cripple.
00:54:36You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:38And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:44Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:49I know my son.
00:54:51He's not a liar.
00:54:53Oh, really?
00:54:55He doesn't lie.
00:54:56Then, Helen, genius, what exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:02I'm the head coach.
00:55:08You, you, you, you're the head coach, is that what you're saying?
00:55:12Oh, come on, your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:16You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Ow.
00:55:20Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:22I'm just a security manager.
00:55:23I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:28Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:31He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:33Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:35Look, this loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:40Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:45If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:48Nice try, by the way.
00:55:50You're no head coach.
00:55:52You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:56So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:59A head coach, dressed like that.
00:56:03Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:14Hello and welcome, everyone.
00:56:16Welcome to the place.
00:56:17Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:18Yes.
00:56:19A certain stamping with porcolini is cheap.
00:56:25Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:26Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:34Wait, what?
00:56:36He is the Knights' head coach?
00:56:37Of course.
00:56:38If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:43Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:47Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:50Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:59Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:57:00I can't believe this.
00:57:01I just met the whole bunch of the Knights.
00:57:04I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:06Thank you so much.
00:57:08Of course.
00:57:13Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:17I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:21Son, is it really true?
00:57:24No way.
00:57:26That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:28You pay to trick us.
00:57:29There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:35Come on.
00:57:37Just admit it.
00:57:38You're a nobody.
00:57:40A fraud.
00:57:42You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:45Scraping by for life.
00:57:53You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:02Enough.
00:58:10Don't worry if you made this stupid final.
00:58:13Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:16Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:17Scraping by for the first time.
00:58:22Relax.
00:58:23Let's go.
00:58:24You broke bastard.
00:58:25Do you mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash
00:58:28this party?
00:58:29We did bring something so fair.
00:58:37I made this thing myself.
00:58:40It's from father.
00:58:42You've got to be kidding me.
00:58:44You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:47Oh please.
00:58:49Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:55You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:58Perfect.
00:58:59I won't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:02Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:07What are you doing?
00:59:13Don't.
00:59:21What are you doing?
00:59:24I spent three months making it.
00:59:28Look at me.
00:59:29This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:36What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:38You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party, Alan?
00:59:42Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:45With pleasure.
00:59:49This one.
00:59:51With actually 50 grand.
00:59:54A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:59Wait for it.
01:00:02This one right here.
01:00:03The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:06Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:08200 grand.
01:00:10Easy.
01:00:10200,000 dollars.
01:00:12200,000 dollars.
01:00:13You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:15The best one.
01:00:18Take a look.
01:00:21Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:25Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:28Oh my god.
01:00:30All these gifts add up to 750,000 dollars.
01:00:33Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:39They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:40Yes.
01:00:41That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:44Who said that?
01:00:58I'm sorry, Ted.
01:01:00Hoping not too late.
01:01:04Who are you?
01:01:06She looks familiar.
01:01:08I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:10Wait.
01:01:12Was that at the night stadium?
01:01:14I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:16So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:19He said you were beautiful.
01:01:21He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:22That's very kind of you.
01:01:26Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:28I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:31The guy's a cripple.
01:01:32He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:34You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:36Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:39Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:43I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:46Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:48Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:50You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:53So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:59Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:02A painting?
01:02:04Please.
01:02:05How expensive could that be?
01:02:08It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:10Worth around $3 million.
01:02:19What?
01:02:21There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:25You're lying.
01:02:27This painting was auctioned for $3 million in 2015.
01:02:31After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:34So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:41Who says it's real?
01:02:42None of us here can tell.
01:02:44For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:47Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:49That should be enough proof.
01:02:51You're right.
01:02:52Like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:54Don't be bad.
01:02:56Come on.
01:02:57What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:03:00Exactly.
01:03:01I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:03Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:07Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:10just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:12To grandpa's party.
01:03:14Ethan!
01:03:15This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:16Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:18Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:21This trash?
01:03:23You want grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:26Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:38What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:45Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:47Oh, grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:50These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:52but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:55A fake painting?
01:03:57They said the painting was a Picasso with $3 million.
01:04:00But I mean, look at them.
01:04:02They could not afford something like that.
01:04:04It has to be a fake.
01:04:09A Picasso.
01:04:11Oh my God.
01:04:13See?
01:04:14Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:17You guys better get out of here.
01:04:19You're not welcome.
01:04:25Alan?
01:04:27Come here.
01:04:28Yes, grandpa?
01:04:28Closer.
01:04:30That's my boy.
01:04:31That's my boy.
01:04:32All that college education.
01:04:34And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:37What?
01:04:38What?
01:04:38Just shut your mouth!
01:04:40What?
01:04:40Why...
01:04:41Why did you hit me?
01:04:42You just destroyed $3 million, you idiot!
01:04:48What?
01:04:48$3 million?
01:04:49You can't believe their story.
01:04:51It's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:52I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:54and I know real from fake.
01:04:56It was worth more than $3 million until you ruined it!
01:05:03What?
01:05:04It's real?
01:05:07Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:11Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:13She's the one that brought it.
01:05:16Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:18It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:20but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:24No, it cannot be real.
01:05:27No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:30but he can't afford something like this!
01:05:32It has to be a fake, obviously!
01:05:36I got it.
01:05:37Ted must have stolen Team Flux.
01:05:39He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:40and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:44Come on!
01:05:45I'm calling you cops.
01:05:47Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:50You just refuse to see it.
01:05:54Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:05:56to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:59Come with me instead.
01:06:01I can show you the high life.
01:06:04The high life?
01:06:05Of course!
01:06:06I'm the night security manager.
01:06:09I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:11This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:13If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:16you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:19How dare you threaten her?
01:06:21Do you even know who she is?
01:06:23Sure I do.
01:06:25She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:27Ted, don't worry.
01:06:29Tell me, once you're lucked up,
01:06:31I'm gonna take very good care of her.
01:06:36I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:41Actually...
01:06:41Grace...
01:06:43owns the nights.
01:06:45What?
01:06:49You're lying.
01:06:52I told you.
01:06:54My son is a liar.
01:06:56Oh, my God.
01:06:58No wonder she looked familiar.
01:07:01You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:04Oh, my God.
01:07:06What have I done?
01:07:09You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:11First, you destroy a three million dollar painting of mine.
01:07:14And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:16Tell me, Alan.
01:07:18How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:19What?
01:07:20Pay for that?
01:07:21Three million?
01:07:22Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:27No, no, no.
01:07:28It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:30I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:31Please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:33Absolutely.
01:07:34A misunderstanding.
01:07:36Huh?
01:07:37Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:40Ted.
01:07:41Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:44Yes.
01:07:44We're very, very sorry.
01:07:46Can you let this go, please?
01:07:47Please.
01:07:49Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:53I mean, you're not gonna miss a few million.
01:07:55I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:59You want me to forgive him?
01:08:01Please.
01:08:03If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:09Listen.
01:08:11You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:14But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:20Oliver, please.
01:08:21Please.
01:08:21I'm so sorry.
01:08:23I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:24He's right.
01:08:25No, please.
01:08:25We're so sorry.
01:08:26Ted.
01:08:27We're so very sorry.
01:08:28Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:30Please forgive me.
01:08:32You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:35You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:40You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:44Here's the auction received from the painting.
01:08:47Amount three million.
01:08:49You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:55Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:59Pendejo.
01:09:01Oh, I'm so sorry.
01:09:02If we had known he was so powerful, we never would have crossed him.
01:09:07It's about time you got a taste of your own ways.
01:09:09Oh, you can't.
01:09:10Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:12Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:16Good idea.
01:09:17Tomorrow.
01:09:26All right, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:30Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:33Well, he's really not the type to let him go.
01:09:34Relax.
01:09:35I got this.
01:09:37West?
01:09:41Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:44How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:45If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:49Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:52I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:56You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:58And you still lost.
01:10:01Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:04This time's different.
01:10:05The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:08Worth over two billion dollars.
01:10:10I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:15He'll never win.
01:10:21I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:24You.
01:10:28Please.
01:10:29If it weren't for you being my former assistant,
01:10:31and knowing my plays,
01:10:33you went through one last time.
01:10:35So what's cheating?
01:10:36Silly plays, huh?
01:10:38In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:45No.
01:10:46You lost to Ted.
01:10:47You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:50Win.
01:10:51I win the championship?
01:10:54No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:57You'll never win.
01:10:58How about a bet?
01:11:00Loser.
01:11:01Ain't the winner.
01:11:03Ten million dollars?
01:11:05Swears off football forever.
01:11:07We salute your apology.
01:11:19Damn you, Ted!
01:11:21You wanna make sure?
01:11:22You're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:23You'll never get back up!
01:11:28The Giants,
01:11:29new time defending champions,
01:11:31and the most dominant force in the league,
01:11:33face off the Knights today.
01:11:35They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent,
01:11:39and had 13 straight wins.
01:11:42So, who will take home the trophy tonight?
01:11:45Here we go, the Knights push forward for their first offensive move,
01:11:49and it is not looking good.
01:11:51There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:53The Giants defense holds firm.
01:11:56They truly are the best.
01:11:58This is not good.
01:11:59I knew their physical stats were higher,
01:12:01but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:03What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:05Getting just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:08Three drives.
01:12:08Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:10Fucking pathetic.
01:12:12Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:13Now that he's facing real talent,
01:12:15there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Haha.
01:12:19Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:22Trust me.
01:12:23I got this.
01:12:29Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:31Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:33Come on, big shot.
01:12:34See a Hail Mary.
01:12:36Please.
01:12:36A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:40What a joke!
01:12:42He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:44There's no way he makes this game.
01:12:45On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:51The kick is up!
01:12:53And it's good!
01:12:55The Knights score from 50 yards back!
01:12:58Unbelievable!
01:12:59This is why we do what we do.
01:13:02Oh, man.
01:13:03It's awesome.
01:13:04Hey!
01:13:07As long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:24unbelievable, the Knights took the lead!
01:13:27This, like, the massive gap is straight!
01:13:30The score is now 17-7.
01:13:32What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:34This game's almost over!
01:13:36You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:40You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:42If you lose this game, you'll be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:46There's no other option?
01:13:49I can't win?
01:13:50Fucking useless!
01:13:52Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:14:00Nice, nice!
01:14:17You're a good one!
01:14:20You're a good one!
01:14:34Woop!
01:14:35You're a good one!
01:14:37No!
01:14:38You're a good one!
01:14:39Nobody wanted it to, besides me.
01:14:43But guess what?
01:14:44The Knights are the NFL championship.
01:14:47You can sleep well tonight, Mom.
01:14:49Ted, I know you won't be sleeping.
01:14:51You'll be doing a lot of other things tonight.
01:14:53And enjoy, my friend.
01:14:55You deserve it.
01:14:56The NFL champions.
01:14:59More Knights!
01:15:07Hey!
01:15:09Keep going, Wes.
01:15:12You sure remember our bet?
01:15:16If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:19Loser at this game owes the other ten million dollars.
01:15:22And?
01:15:23Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:25Ten million dollars.
01:15:28I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:31Ted, have mercy.
01:15:33We used to be colleagues.
01:15:35Remember? We...
01:15:37I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:40And if I'm forced on the NFL, whatever.
01:15:42You can't let him off like that!
01:15:45If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:47He costs our guys everything.
01:15:48He has to pay!
01:15:50Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:52Come on, coach.
01:15:52You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:53Ooh!
01:15:55Okay.
01:16:05Ted.
01:16:06I was wrong.
01:16:08I never should have done what I did.
01:16:12And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:17As per our bet,
01:16:21you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:24But out of the kindness of my heart,
01:16:27I dropped the ten million dollars.
01:16:31But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:41Yeah, no, no problem.
01:16:42Yeah.
01:16:42Hey, man.
01:16:43Really sorry about it.
01:16:44Really, really sorry.
01:16:45Hope you like something.
01:16:47Hey, man.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:48Really sorry about it.
01:16:49Really sorry about it.
01:16:49You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:53I don't know.
01:16:54You!
01:16:54Son of a bitch.
01:16:56If it weren't for you, I would be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:59You told me to take out your players.
01:17:01You did.
01:17:02I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:03I'm gonna report him.
01:17:08Dammit!
01:17:09You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:11If it weren't for your big fat mouth,
01:17:12I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:15Ted.
01:17:17It was all West.
01:17:19Look.
01:17:20So what?
01:17:20We have a beef between us.
01:17:23Come join my team.
01:17:24Help me win the next championship.
01:17:26Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:30Don't you worry that intentionally injuring other players
01:17:33is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:37NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:39Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this,
01:17:43money can fix anything.
01:17:46Tad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:49Come join me.
01:17:50We'll build a super team.
01:17:52We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:57I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:02But you know, I think you need to start figuring out
01:18:04how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:09Davis, considering your egregious actions,
01:18:11all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:14You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity
01:18:17and fined $100 million.
01:18:20Come on, man.
01:18:22$100 million?
01:18:25Ted, work with me here.
01:18:26You can fix this.
01:18:28Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:30It was just a joke.
01:18:34I don't know, maybe you need to figure out
01:18:35how you're gonna pay that $100 million too.
01:18:37But you know, for a rich guy like you,
01:18:39that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:41Right?
01:18:44All right, boys, get him out of here.
01:18:46I'm tired of this.
01:18:46Hey, hey, guys, chill.
01:18:48Think about what you're doing!
01:18:49I can give you everything, but I can give you everything!
01:18:52Well, Ted!
01:18:52I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:53What are you doing?!
01:19:00Grace.
01:19:02I got the championship.
01:19:06I've got the girl.
01:19:09Now.
01:19:12I'm gonna sign for my Christmas gift.
01:19:14Mmm.
01:19:18Ruling on the field.
01:19:20Dan.
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