00:02I'll go bump your woman
00:56I'll go bump your head
01:18Let me tell you about the women who fell from the sky.
01:22Luke, another one.
01:22Greetings.
01:23I heard you saw something interesting.
01:25As clearly as I see you, amazing, I look into the sky.
01:30But wait, you must buy a fellow a drink for such a story.
01:34Well you shut it already.
01:36We can all recite this bullshit now.
01:38I'm a client and I'll say what I want.
01:40Pour me some Mahakaman mead and no cheating.
01:43This noble wayfarer will pay.
01:59I'll pay, but if you bore me I'll shove this meat up your ass.
02:03Such a fine liquor.
02:04And my ass has no taste.
02:07You won't regret it.
02:09Speak.
02:11Last week I was passing by the gullies.
02:14I like to take a hike from time to time.
02:17Get to the point.
02:19Hush.
02:19So I'm walking and suddenly there's a flash.
02:22A crack.
02:23I'm thinking, a storm's coming.
02:25But nearly a cloud in the sky.
02:27You hit the ground with your arse so hard you saw a flash.
02:30You were that drunk.
02:32Then I saw people lying in a gully as if they'd fallen from the sky.
02:37A man and a woman.
02:39The woman was so beautiful I wished she'd fallen down on me.
02:48What did the woman look like?
02:50A redhead.
02:51Wearing a vest and high shoes.
02:53With perked tits and a round arse.
02:56Just waiting to be grabbed and...
02:59Ruff.
03:00You sounded just like your old lady.
03:02Shut your mouth.
03:04What happened then?
03:06Well, the woman was hurting.
03:08Couldn't get up.
03:09The man clearly disliked her.
03:11Because he didn't help her.
03:12He just stood there, menacing and talking.
03:15And then he left.
03:17And the redhead stayed.
03:18Noticed her tits.
03:20But didn't even try to help her, you sod.
03:22I was about to do exactly that when a troll came out of the gully.
03:26Ugly as shit after blueberries.
03:28Did it attack her?
03:29Not at all.
03:30I hid and saw everything.
03:32First he sniffed her, so I thought he'd eat her.
03:35But he didn't.
03:36He threw her over his shoulder like a sack and returned to the gullies.
03:40Is that all?
03:41Yes.
03:41Didn't waste your money, as you'll agree.
03:46Aye.
03:48Sit a straight amount.
03:54Set your teeth on the other side of the gullies.
03:57Now while you look at the gullies, you might get started.
03:58Oh no.
04:06I would like to go.
04:06Just get captured.
04:06You can't take the gullies.
04:06You can't take the gullies.
04:07No, no.
04:07Please be kidding.
04:07I guess I can't take the gullies.
04:07I can't take the gullies.
04:07No, no, no.
04:07No, no.
04:08I can't take the gullies.
04:09I guess we got his gullies.
04:15I don't even need a gullies.
04:16No, no, no.
04:19It's maybe a gullies.
04:20Don't try anything.
04:54Let's go drink, friends.
04:56I'm gonna get as drunk as a lord.
04:59Why's that?
05:00They stole it.
05:01The plowing bird stole it.
05:03My dream is gone.
05:06Then what's the grin for?
05:08Night after night, I dreamed of my dead wife for years.
05:13Let's go for some liquor.
05:14Drinks on me.
05:49Drinks on me.
06:18Drinks on me.
06:21Drinks on me.
06:21Drinks on me.
06:23Drinks on me.
07:16Who's there?
07:17A witcher.
07:20Bumpkin's wishes send to me kill. So be. Kill. Quick. No pain.
07:27First tell me, where's the woman you kidnapped?
07:30Kidnap none! Aye, troll!
07:33A dwarf saw you carrying a human woman.
07:36Mid-stupid. Sick she. Me carry. Her help feed pet.
07:43But she run go. Misses first run go.
07:46Redhead then. All gone. Soup only stay.
07:53What's in the pot?
07:55Soup. Elf and onion. Good. One try?
08:04Tell me troll. What happened here?
08:07Me in gullies. Me sees in gullies.
08:10Bones found. Nice to know.
08:13Then wham. Humies from sky fall.
08:18You're lying troll. People don't fall from the sky.
08:21Troll true tell. Flash crack. Two humies drop where dumbbell ship. Humie man. Big as troll. And woman. I go
08:33see.
08:34Was the man bald. Did he have a scar?
08:37Wish a man likes man.
08:41See. I from far.
08:44Bald yes. Scar no see.
08:48Run he go to gullies. Leave redhead Humie. Down.
08:54Come. See I go. Redhead grown. Her pain. Closer I creep. Run she not go. Let her grow. Take me
09:12humie woman. Go home.
09:15Missus angry. Go humie wench thin bones. Hungry missus. Yap and yap. Then run go on for food. Give water
09:29redhead humie. Leaves cover leg.
09:34Humie redhead nice. Pet she wen sleeps. Redhead have kerchief. Nice to sniff.
09:44Give. Missus come back. Elves in hand. Drop thin wench. Eegit she call. Missus yap. Rag give. Troll say not.
09:58Nice to feel. Stench troll like. Missus say she or me. Troll think. Nice redhead. Nice rag stench.
10:14Troll missus tell. Missus troll with log beat. And run go. Even left elves.
10:24What happened to the redhead?
10:26Redhead wrong pain. Redhead stay. Pain gone. Redhead run go. At night. Troll sleep. Wind howl empty.
10:48Where did you get the elves? Missus bring from garlies. Like I bring redhead.
10:55The redhead's in the soup too? No. Redhead run go. Missus run go. All gone. Only soup stay.
11:12Do you still have the redhead's bandana? No. Missus. Where did you go? Well I don't wish.
11:22I won't hurt. Missus tell come back. We long. We tell. Fine. I'll tell your mate to come back. But
11:32I need. Missus have. Missus good.
11:34Missus g
11:47Get when he's sour. Get when he's shyed. Don't be. But good adults.
11:58out.
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