00:00So y'all ready for a story time? So I go to Puerto Rico last week for my homie Max's
00:07birthday.
00:08Have a good time. Then I'm in Puerto Rico and we're all about to leave. I go, hmm, I'm only,
00:13you know, two, three hours away from Medellin. Why don't I go pull up on my homie Taylor who
00:18lives in Medellin? Yeah, sounds good, right? Well, check this out. I'm traveling with my Greek
00:24passport because I'm a dual citizen. The reason I didn't use my American passport is because it's
00:28about to expire. And sometimes they don't let you in the country, even if it hasn't expired,
00:33but it's about to expire. So I take my Greek passport. I'm supposed to leave today. I go
00:38to the airport to check in my flight three hours early. This is an international flight.
00:43They tell me that if I'm using a foreign passport, I need a green card to get back into America.
00:51I don't have a green card because I'm an American citizen.
00:57I don't have my American passport with me. So I'm literally stuck in Colombia.
01:03I'm stuck in Medellin. Granted, there's worse places to be stuck, but I literally have no
01:09idea what I'm going to do. And the only embassy to get settled is in Bogota.
01:18I don't want to go to Bogota. So yeah, free me. You know what I'm saying? Free me.
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