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00:27To be continued...
00:30They had a pristine 1968 Ford Mustang GT Fastback.
00:35Same one Steve McQueen drove in Bullitt.
00:38I don't know what any of that means.
00:40Oh, it means I'm a man and I like man things.
00:43Hey, I noticed that 72 vintage Bronco outside.
00:46Great car, son, but baby blue.
00:50That's a badass color.
00:52Is it?
00:52Yeah.
00:53It's like driving Frank Sinatra's eyes.
00:55Frank would have had you killed for saying that.
00:59He's a singer.
01:00Oh.
01:03So, Wesleyan, huh?
01:04That is amazing.
01:05Are kids still doing fist bumps?
01:07Only for you, Grandpa.
01:09Boom.
01:12How about you, Jimbo?
01:13What's going on with you?
01:14Just living my life.
01:16Not going by the name Jimbo.
01:18You seeing anyone?
01:19No.
01:21There is a woman named Sophie.
01:23Word on the street is he's too afraid to ask her out.
01:26Okay.
01:26Why, pimp?
01:27Go get some Divorce Strange, dog.
01:29Nothing wrong with Divorce Strange.
01:32Look, we don't even know if she's into mopey widowers.
01:36Jimmy's always had trouble asking girls out.
01:38Every time he tried, he got a nosebleed.
01:40That was one time.
01:42I used to get nervous when I talked to girls, but I got over it.
01:47Okay.
01:50I'll take these in.
01:52Grandpa, I wanted to ask you something about graduation.
01:54Oh, hey, kid.
01:55Can you help me with dessert in the kitchen?
01:57Sure.
02:02You are exactly my mom's type.
02:05I'm okay not talking.
02:08Hey.
02:09Hey.
02:10You know how I love it when you give me shit, right?
02:12No, you don't.
02:13I don't.
02:14I hate it.
02:14But I allow it, because my heart sings when you include me.
02:18But him, I'm glad you guys have a good relationship.
02:21I really am.
02:22For me, it's like, it's like a little more complicated.
02:26I get it.
02:26Yeah?
02:27I do.
02:28Thanks, kid.
02:29Yeah.
02:32Your friend showed me a picture of her mom's tattoo.
02:36I'd like to leave now.
02:37Summer?
02:38She's not even single.
02:40We have some stuff to go over because we're about a month away from D-Day, which is delivery
02:45day for us and doomsday for your Bajingo.
02:48What now?
02:49Maybe we skipped that part.
02:50Now, I want to make sure everyone's clear on their roles for the actual birth.
02:54Charlie, you're going to deal with the anesthesiologist, take her through breathing, and hold her hand
03:00the whole time.
03:01I have force trust, and I'm ready.
03:03And I'm going to be like one of those 1950s dads, chain-smoking and saying things like,
03:06can you believe they let broads become doctors?
03:09Wrong!
03:09You're going to be fetching ice chips.
03:11For what, Rosé?
03:12Also, if you do look down there, you are not allowed to say, ooh, when you see how stretchy
03:16it is.
03:17Ew.
03:18Wow.
03:19Ava, I want to introduce you to the other nanny that's going to be helping out on the
03:24six days a week that I'm not there.
03:26You're very tall.
03:27I am, thank you.
03:28And I'm also just so excited that this baby is finally here, and I have been instructed
03:33to say that serving under Liz will be the privilege of a lifetime.
03:39Not as sincere as I'd hoped.
03:41Not great.
03:42Regardless, Kelly is amazing and has tons of expertise.
03:46I have a deep training in mom's room.
03:47But not now.
03:49No?
03:49No.
03:50Thank you so much for stopping by.
03:52There you go.
03:52On your way.
03:53Bye, Kelly.
03:54Please don't quit yet.
03:55Hey, remember, the hospital will not discharge unless that car seat's installed.
04:00I want that purchased by tomorrow.
04:03I have a business trip, but Brian can handle it.
04:05He can't.
04:06I can't.
04:07Derek will join you.
04:08Can he just go by himself?
04:09I'll fucking kill you.
04:11I am so excited that you guys are going to be there when the baby comes.
04:15I invited my mom, too.
04:17Oh.
04:18Well, the more the merrier.
04:20She said no.
04:21She's not really on board with what I'm doing.
04:23It'll just be the three of us.
04:24Four of us.
04:25Hi, Miss Kelly.
04:26All right.
04:27Meeting adjourned.
04:31Sean?
04:32Marisol.
04:33Koala!
04:34Ah!
04:36Oh, God, I missed this.
04:38I'm sorry I'm late, but it's so good to see you.
04:40How are you?
04:40No, wait, wait.
04:41I want to go first because I just moved back from Miami.
04:43And I'm so excited to be with my family and to, like, end the day in the same bra that
04:47I started it in.
04:48It's very sticky there, you know?
04:49Things get sweaty.
04:51That's too much.
04:52Okay, your turn.
04:53Right.
04:54You look great.
04:55Thanks.
04:56Before we catch up, we obviously need to talk about how things ended, especially how badly
05:01I behaved.
05:01Ew, no.
05:02Who cares about that?
05:03Okay, I know that I was late, but I'm trying to get into fashion.
05:06And I met this girl who has this cousin who's, like, a sick designer.
05:10And she said that I could meet him if I met her in 15.
05:12So I can't stay, but I still wanted to see you.
05:16And now I have.
05:17And you're still hot.
05:18Thank God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:20Oh, my God.
05:20We should have dinner tomorrow night.
05:21You can cook for me.
05:22And since I don't have a job yet, you can buy all the food.
05:25I don't know.
05:26Why?
05:26Are you busy?
05:26No, I just...
05:27Okay, great.
05:27I'll see you tomorrow night.
05:29Come on.
05:31Wait, you're calling me.
05:33I'm kidding.
05:34I died.
05:35You're crazy.
05:36I'll see you tomorrow.
05:37Bye.
05:39What the fuck just happened?
05:41Bye, Grandpa.
05:43Love you.
05:44Love you, too.
05:45Hey, didn't you have a question for me before?
05:49It was nothing.
05:55It was nice seeing you, Dad.
05:56Oh, you too, kid.
05:58Maybe I'll see you again if there's a car show in a 30-mile radius.
06:01You can count on it.
06:05All right, Jimbo.
06:12Every September 16th, I think this is the year my dad's going to call me on my birthday.
06:17Never does.
06:19Your birthday is September 16th?
06:21That means your parents were fucking on Christmas.
06:24Was that helpful?
06:25Hey, so, Paul, how you doing?
06:27I'll be back in the office another time.
06:29Give me the scoop.
06:30What's going on in that patient of yours?
06:32Maya?
06:32Yeah.
06:33Oh, I fucked that up real good.
06:35She still won't return my calls.
06:36Why don't you tell the truth?
06:38That you were messed up because Jimmy was BFF with the guy who killed your BFF.
06:43Is that how we're describing this now?
06:45That's the way we're describing it.
06:47Paul, I don't know if I want to be that forthcoming with Maya.
06:50There's nothing wrong with self-use.
06:53You can build trust when you confess to your own flaws.
06:56That's why Jimmy's patients trust him so much.
06:59He's basically a walking mistake.
07:01I'm only hearing the compliment.
07:03Okay, I'll tell her.
07:04Why the hell not?
07:06Oh, shit, I gotta run.
07:07I'm covering one of your patients at noon.
07:09Oh, yeah, who?
07:11Sean.
07:13Oh, terrific.
07:15Terrific.
07:16Somebody's jealous.
07:18I'm not jealous.
07:20All right, I'm a little bit jealous.
07:22Yeah, that's fine.
07:25You jealous little bitch?
07:29Paul?
07:30Matthew hated getting in the car seat.
07:32We had to play the Wiggles on repeat just to get him to sit still.
07:35Derek, focus!
07:37Wait.
07:37I'm about to be a caring father.
07:39I should practice.
07:40How is Matthew?
07:41Have you heard from him since you kicked him out?
07:43No, but I know he's staying with his brother because Liz tracked his ass.
07:47Would you, like, put a GPS tracker in his clothes?
07:50Sure.
07:51In his clothes.
07:53Okay, now find the one with the fewest crevices because you're going to be hosing poop out of
07:58that thing twice a week.
07:59That sounds like a Charlie problem.
08:01This one's not bad.
08:03Holy crap.
08:04What?
08:05Holy crap!
08:06Ava went into labor.
08:09I'm having a baby.
08:11Congrats.
08:14Oh, oh, this isn't how I am.
08:17Can I imagine this moment at all?
08:18What?
08:18I thought I'd be at a boozy brunch with my best gaze, and as I ran out of the pool
08:21area,
08:22everyone would form two lines.
08:23It's like I was a guest on the Jennifer Hudson show.
08:27Okay, hey, everyone, this man is having a baby.
08:30He's having a baby.
08:31I'm having a baby.
08:32Come on, come on.
08:32Form two lines, Hudson style.
08:35Let's go.
08:35All right.
08:36Come on, come on, come on, come on.
08:37Ho, ho, ho, ho.
08:39Baby, baby, baby, ho.
08:43I'm having a baby.
08:44Baby, baby, ho.
08:47Help me carry this weight that's dragging me down.
08:52Pull me out of a dream before I start to drown.
08:57Let the wreckage all sink to where the fishes are frightening.
09:01I want to hear myself think again.
09:06I want to hear myself think again.
09:22Alice, is this your old spaghetti?
09:24I told you to clean it up last night.
09:26All right, Alice.
09:32Mm.
09:39Hello?
09:40Hey, buddy.
09:41I'm just here with Ava.
09:43She went into labor a little bit early,
09:45but everything is great.
09:47We are doing so, so bad.
09:51We're talking Cats, the musical, the movie, bad.
09:53There's a storm in Chicago, Charlie's stuck.
09:55I've already seen three different gross things.
09:57Plus, I'm sorry, but does she have to keep her feet exposed?
09:59I'm freaking out.
10:00Hey, I'll be right there.
10:01It's going to be fine.
10:02Thanks, but why are you still talking?
10:04You talk too much.
10:06Hey, you.
10:07Look at those cute little toes.
10:09They look cold.
10:10You want me to cover them up?
10:11No, no, no, no.
10:11Okay, yeah, let's leave them out for everyone to see.
10:22I could have killed you.
10:24We're having a baby.
10:26If she's crowning, you tell her to clench until I get there.
10:32Okay, so you're mad at that gorgeous woman with all those curves
10:36and lashes like butterfly wings?
10:38Why?
10:38I was going to say sorry for what an asshole I was.
10:41She was supposed to apologize for cheating on me.
10:43I didn't want her to jump on me and tell me to make her dinner like nothing happened.
10:47Being accountable matters.
10:48I see what this is.
10:50You want to smooch her.
10:51What are you?
10:52No, I don't.
10:53Then why'd you agree to dinner, Sean?
10:55She made me.
10:56She didn't make you do anything.
10:58Look, Paul told you about the field, right?
11:00This magical energy force that sends you everything you need in life?
11:04That's just Jesus, right?
11:06Well, I'm a lot less crunchy than Paul,
11:08so I think once you know what you need to work on the most in your life,
11:12you just start seeing it everywhere.
11:15Seems like Marisol might be here to help you move forward a bit.
11:18And if that's the case,
11:20then maybe you should dig down and find the courage to do it.
11:25You thinking about what I said or you dreaming about more smoochies?
11:28Thanks for your help.
11:29Mm-hmm.
11:31I know you're thinking about smoochies.
11:32Thank you, Gabby.
11:33Mm-mm-mm.
11:35They gonna tear each other up.
11:39Okay, here's the deal.
11:41Liz has you scheduled for brain exercises,
11:43so I'm gonna show you photos of Julie's friends.
11:45All you have to do is tell me their names.
11:47Squirrel teeth.
11:49Stupid glasses.
11:52Never shuts up.
11:53Yeah, yeah.
11:54Janet is way too talky.
11:56Here.
11:56Well, it seems like you're feeling more like yourself.
11:58I am.
11:59I haven't had a Lulu in days.
12:03Yeah, and once he goes a whole week,
12:04then he gets to go back to work.
12:06But until then, he needs to rest.
12:08It's like I'm in prison.
12:12And you're my sexy warden.
12:14Mm-mm.
12:14Bingo.
12:15Yeah.
12:19So,
12:21why are you here?
12:21What do you need?
12:22I can't just be nice.
12:24All 18-year-olds are selfish assholes, so no.
12:28Nothing.
12:29Just some dumb stuff I'm trying to process with Dad,
12:32and I...
12:33Shh, keep it down.
12:35All right.
12:36She hears that work target,
12:38and we're both in the shitter.
12:39I'll tell you what.
12:40You leave.
12:41I'll meet you at the bench in 30 minutes.
12:43Okay.
12:43But that's not enough time for me to get you a snack.
12:45Well, then you better hustle.
12:47It better be bad for me.
12:48If I catch one whiff of carrot, it's over.
12:52Go.
12:53Go.
12:53Oh.
12:53Go.
12:56Get the fuck out of here.
12:59Hey.
13:00Somebody call for backup?
13:01This is happening so fast.
13:04I haven't even decided if I want the epidural or to do it natural.
13:09Any strong opinions, Liz?
13:11Natural childbirth is like getting a root canal without Novocaine.
13:16No one's giving you a trophy for suffering through your vag being ripped open.
13:20When I hear those natural childbirth dummies screaming in pain,
13:24I just, I can't help but smile a little.
13:26I want the drugs.
13:28Obviously.
13:29Great.
13:29So should we tell someone?
13:30How does this work?
13:30Do we order them online?
13:31The baby could be here any minute.
13:34Relax.
13:35She's only two and a half centimeters.
13:37She's right.
13:38What station is the baby at?
13:39Is she fully effaced?
13:41You know what?
13:41Let me just look at her bite of it.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:44Who are you?
13:45I'm her OBGYN.
13:46Whoa, no, she's not.
13:48She is, however, a mother of three who is here to help in a sane and normal way.
13:54That sounds better.
13:55Hey, Liz, why don't we have a little chat outside in the hallway?
13:59I don't want to have a chat.
14:00I know you don't, sweetie.
14:02Come on, we'll be right back.
14:03Okay, Liz, we're just going to go ahead and let the experts be in charge.
14:07Raise your hand if you've pushed someone out of you before.
14:11In your face.
14:13Don't make me explain.
14:14Uh, guys, lock the fuck in.
14:17We are not ready for this.
14:18The car seat hasn't been installed.
14:20I forgot the go bag, and that entire room smells like vagina.
14:23I think it's on my clothes.
14:25No.
14:26No.
14:27There it is.
14:28Smell that.
14:29I'm good.
14:30Brian, a lot of crazy shit's going to happen in there, all right?
14:33You're going to see blood.
14:34Lots of blood.
14:35You might see her insides.
14:37On the outside.
14:38And poop is definitely a possibility.
14:41Poop's going to be everywhere.
14:42I would so much rather be at brunch.
14:44The one thing we know for sure is you're going to be a dad.
14:51I'm going to be a dad.
14:52Yeah.
14:54Hey, guys.
14:55Hey, Stuart.
14:56I know I texted you that I was going to be the first father in history to die during childbirth,
15:00but I'm okay now, so you can go.
15:02What's that stupid face?
15:04Yeah.
15:05What do you mean she hasn't signed the adoption paperwork?
15:08I think you know what I mean because you just repeated it back to me.
15:11Hey, let's all just relax, all right?
15:13The baby came early.
15:14Maybe she just hasn't gotten around to it yet.
15:16In my experience, delaying signing usually means she's reluctant about something.
15:21Read the fucking room, Stuart.
15:23Jesus.
15:25So I'm not going to be a dad.
15:27Here's what we're going to do.
15:28We're going to wait until the anesthesia kicks in.
15:31No.
15:31Then there's a sweet spot before the baby comes out.
15:34No.
15:34Where she'll be very suggestible.
15:37No.
15:38I feel like she's making the most sense.
15:39She really isn't.
15:40All I have to do is get her to sign.
15:42Brian, put yourself in Ava's shoes.
15:45She's scared.
15:46She has to come to this decision on her own.
15:50Liz?
15:51He's not wrong.
15:54Brian, I promise you, even if Ava decides to keep it, we are leaving this hospital with
16:01a baby.
16:02Okay, I cannot be a party to this.
16:06Hey.
16:08Yo.
16:09Oh, why isn't there anything sweet in this house?
16:12Do you think Paul will take brown sugar packets?
16:14I got you.
16:17If you join me and my ex for dinner tonight, I get uncomfortable when it's just the two
16:22of us.
16:23Oh, so you want to tap that again?
16:25Deal or no.
16:27Deal.
16:33You followed?
16:35Dude.
16:37It's just that Julie always seems to know where I am.
16:42Yeah, she tracks you on your phone.
16:44Not anymore.
16:45I got a burner.
16:48So what's going on?
16:51Ooh.
16:52Nice.
16:54So graduation's coming up, and I want to invite my grandpa, but I don't think dad would love
17:00that.
17:01We have baggage.
17:02Look, Jimmy's shit is not your shit.
17:04You want to invite your grandpa?
17:06Do it.
17:06As far as letting your dad know, you don't have to do that unless he says yes.
17:11Hmm.
17:13We'll just cross that tall, sad bridge when we get there.
17:17Thanks.
17:23What?
17:24Something else?
17:24You just went somewhere.
17:27It's just, I made a big deal about being done with therapy.
17:30Now I have a tiny problem, and I come running back.
17:33I don't know, I just, I guess I feel like a failure.
17:38I knew you'd be back.
17:40Life has a way of making sure that no one's ever really done with this stuff.
17:48At least now you know.
17:50You can get through it on your own if you have to.
17:54But hear this.
17:56You never have to.
18:00Good.
18:01Because, I mean, I'm about to go to college, and that's going to be insane.
18:05And then there will be work stuff.
18:06And marriage.
18:07Actually, never doing that.
18:09That's a sexist construct.
18:10Or shit, babies.
18:11Well, I guess I could do that.
18:12I did raise dad.
18:19I do know that I want this in my life.
18:21Forever and ever and ever.
18:29Thanks.
18:30Yeah, of course.
18:33Was your wife scared when she had your daughter?
18:36She was terrified.
18:38So was I.
18:39And then she took charge and turned into this, like, savage mom animal.
18:43And I watched this woman, like, push this baby out of her, rip through the umbilical cord with her teeth.
18:52Many have said that it helped her that I was brave enough to be scared.
18:56Name one who said that.
18:59My friend Harry.
19:02Harry, Harry Belafonte.
19:03The day-o guy?
19:05Just rub her fucking feet, Brian.
19:07Pass.
19:08And then hold her hand.
19:10Hey, she needs the epidural.
19:12Did you find the anesthesiologist?
19:13Yes.
19:14He said, will you get out of the bathroom?
19:16I said, no.
19:17And he said, will you at least get out of the stall?
19:19And I just stared at him.
19:20So now he'll be here in five minutes.
19:22See, Ava.
19:24Yeah, yeah.
19:24Nothing left you gotta do.
19:26Well, you know, there might be one thing.
19:28Brian?
19:28What?
19:28I just think she might feel better if she went through a mental checklist of anything that she might have
19:32forgotten.
19:32You're like, did I do this?
19:33And did I do this?
19:33Maybe I didn't do this.
19:34I might have forgotten to do this.
19:35Is there anything that comes to mind?
19:37Ow, Jesus.
19:39Derek is downstairs with the car seat.
19:42Go help.
19:46Good idea.
19:48Because if we don't have it installed, they won't let Charlie and me take the baby home.
19:52And that is our only remaining obstacle.
20:01Hi, I'm Kimmy.
20:02They sent me to check on you because every other nurse is too scared to come in here.
20:06But you don't seem like a monster bitch.
20:07That's her.
20:09Yep, name's Liz.
20:10Hi.
20:10Hi.
20:11Short for Lizzilla.
20:14Lizzilla.
20:15It's funny.
20:15Did you just come up with that?
20:16Yeah.
20:19What?
20:20You're so funny, right?
20:22Make it stop.
20:23I gotta say, Maya, I'm really grateful that you gave me a second chance.
20:27Are you kidding?
20:28It's the most insane story I've ever heard.
20:30Your best friend died, you fucked her husband, and then he fucked the guy who killed her?
20:35Voicemail might have gotten a little garbled, but you get the gist.
20:38Anyway, you're here.
20:40Let's dive in.
20:41What's going on with you?
20:43Not much.
20:44Ah, yes.
20:45I remember this part.
20:46How about this?
20:47I'll fire some things off at you for fun, and we'll see if we get anywhere.
20:52Feeling anxious?
20:53Hate your mom?
20:54Porn addiction?
20:55Sex freak?
20:56Stalker?
20:58Stalky?
21:00Maybe you've been kind of crushing it your whole life, and you suddenly feel like the walls
21:04are closing in on you.
21:07Hit!
21:08I sunk your battleship!
21:09It's not a magic trick or anything.
21:11You're just a young woman living in America today.
21:14I mean, it is brutal out there.
21:16We're all going through this shit, you know?
21:19Yeah.
21:22Oh my God, please take that.
21:23Okay, but when I'm back, we're going to talk about what deflection is.
21:26Can't wait.
21:30What the fuck?
21:37Why am I even doing this?
21:38If she doesn't sign, then today is all for nothing.
21:41I canceled a tanning session to be here.
21:43I mean, look at me.
21:44I look like Nosferatu.
21:45This is one of the great defining moments in a dad's journey.
21:49Along with the first time your kid gets hit in the nuts with a baseball, and you have
21:53to not laugh.
21:54Can you just do me a favor?
21:56Can you give me the special and tell me everything's going to be okay?
22:00Brian, everything's going to be okay.
22:04Maybe just not the way you want it.
22:07Wait.
22:08You added that.
22:10Don't add things.
22:11Look, Ava may decide to keep the baby, which sucks.
22:15And I'm scared that Matthew might never get his shit together, which also sucks.
22:21Look, all we can do is believe that things are going to work out the way they're supposed
22:24to.
22:24Now, that's what everything's going to be okay really means.
22:29That is not my favorite.
22:32You and me both, my friend.
22:34It's good.
22:35Come on.
22:36All right.
22:36Can you feel this?
22:37No.
22:39Nailed it.
22:41Sorry.
22:42He's the worst.
22:42Woo!
22:44Okay.
22:45Um, so that should help with the pain.
22:47And then if you need anything else at all, don't hesitate to press this button.
22:50Okay.
22:54Clean up on aisle seven.
22:56We've had a water break on aisle seven.
22:58Okay.
23:00Are you serious?
23:01I have to get back to work.
23:03You're so funny.
23:09I, uh, I don't know why, but she wants to tumble your rocks.
23:14Oh, come on.
23:15No.
23:15She totally does.
23:17Your jokes weren't funny.
23:18I didn't even know they were jokes until she laughed.
23:20It doesn't matter anyway.
23:21I can already tell that we're not compatible.
23:23How so?
23:24How so?
23:24The whole Kimmy Jimmy thing?
23:27Also, she wears a cross around her neck.
23:29I'm completely non-religious.
23:30So she has to renounce her lord for you to smash?
23:34What the hell is wrong with you?
23:36You didn't ask out that Sophie chick either.
23:38I'm not ready for that one, okay?
23:39It feels, I don't know.
23:42It feels too real.
23:43So one woman feels too real, and the other one not real enough?
23:47You're like Goldilocks, looking for an ass to tap that's just right.
23:53Oh my.
23:54Trust me, Sophie's not perfect because no one is.
23:57And nurse fake laugh is flawed because her childish name rhymes with your childish name?
24:02Dude, if you want to get in the game, you've got to start taking some shots.
24:08I'm with you.
24:09But Jimmy and Kimmy is pretty awful.
24:11Yes, but shh.
24:13Listen.
24:14I changed my mind.
24:16I want the drugs.
24:18It's too late for her to have them.
24:21Hey.
24:23Why did you need us?
24:24Is everything okay?
24:25I've been here the whole time.
24:26I'm fine.
24:28My ass is asleep, but...
24:31I kind of like that.
24:32Sit down.
24:32I don't want to talk to you guys.
24:33Uh-oh.
24:34Okay.
24:35Okay.
24:37This better be good.
24:38I bailed on Sean to be here.
24:39Although I did get someone to sub in.
24:41You guys used to date.
24:43I'm down for whatever this is, but I just want to make sure you've both been tested.
24:48What the fuck?
24:50I didn't used to come to this park to sit on a bench.
24:55I jog a bit.
24:57Do pull-ups on the monkey bars.
25:00Not anymore.
25:02Get to my age.
25:04You go through a lot of changes.
25:05You want menopause, Paul?
25:07Maybe.
25:08I do get hot a lot.
25:10Oh.
25:12Alice, unfortunately, as much as I might want to be, I'm not going to be around forever
25:17to meet on this bench.
25:20I think it's time I turn you over to someone new.
25:24Yeah, I don't want to talk to some random weirdo.
25:27That's why I'm turning you over to a weirdo you know.
25:31She knows you.
25:32She knew your mom.
25:35You guys can talk about, you know, all that sex stuff that's a no-go for us.
25:41He's not wrong.
25:42Hell no.
25:44I mean, I'd be honored.
25:47Is that okay with you?
25:49That'd be really great with me.
25:51Okay.
25:52Uh, well, first, I'm going to lay out a couple of ground rules, okay?
25:55One, none of this candy bullshit, okay?
25:57I get paid in Taco Bell.
25:58I like a burrito supreme, extra sour cream, no onions.
26:01Okay.
26:01I'm going to leave you guys to talk.
26:04Mm-hmm.
26:04Okay.
26:06But, Paul.
26:08Yeah.
26:12You're in good hands, kid.
26:16She's the best there is.
26:18Next to me, of course.
26:19Mm-hmm.
26:24What if I get to college and I don't like basketball on the team?
26:27I have this anxiety dream that I'm playing soccer, but my feet are the soccer balls.
26:34Fucking shit.
26:37You okay?
26:38You two in a fight?
26:40You think I want to be alone forever?
26:43Do you see this, Twix?
26:44Do you see it just dangling there?
26:46I am that candy bar.
26:48I know that I have to drop, and I am just clinging to my old life.
26:54What's holding you back, Bubba?
26:57Do you know what every relationship has in common?
27:00They all fucking end.
27:04If somebody falls out of love, somebody cheats,
27:10somebody dies.
27:13I do not think that I can handle another bad ending.
27:17That's why I always tell Derek if he dies before me, I'm going to kill him.
27:24Oh, shit.
27:25I knew you were a witch.
27:28You know, Matthew's been on my mind.
27:31He's always been afraid.
27:33Afraid to make friends, afraid to try new things.
27:37He was so sad, it used to kill me.
27:40I remember one time when he was nine, he wanted to ride his skateboard down a ramp.
27:45He would climb to the top, totally freeze.
27:48No matter how badly he wanted to ride down, he would just stand there and watch all the
27:54other kids riding by, having fun, living their life.
28:01Yeah.
28:03How did he get over it?
28:05Well, I pushed him.
28:09Oh, her?
28:11You're right.
28:12She is a babe.
28:16Oh.
28:19Hey.
28:22I like your necklace.
28:23Oh, thanks.
28:25What's the T stand for?
28:28Do you think you'd want to grab a cup of coffee sometime?
28:31Sure.
28:38Is the lighting in here making you tense?
28:39It's making me tense.
28:40Should I go grab some lamps?
28:41I saw some where they keep the tiny babies.
28:44Are you okay?
28:45I'm amazing.
28:46I'm completely happy.
28:47Just seems like something's been on your mind all day.
28:52You've been so kind to me.
28:54I want you to know you can tell me anything.
29:06No, I'm good.
29:09The only thing I care about right now is that you're okay.
29:14I am.
29:18Ice chips.
29:23Those are for you.
29:25I hope you weren't stressing.
29:29Never been more stressed.
29:31I'm grinding my teeth so much I'm going to need braces.
29:33Again.
29:35Yeah.
29:35My mom just got so in my head.
29:38She is so judgmental.
29:41She made me feel like the worst person for doing this.
29:49I'm not a bad person.
29:52I'm not a bad person.
29:52Am I?
29:57Ava.
30:00You are a kind, generous gift of a person.
30:10And Charlie and I are so grateful you picked us.
30:14I'm grateful I picked you too.
30:22I think it's happening.
30:24Me becoming a good person?
30:25Don't worry.
30:26It's temporary.
30:27No.
30:27No, no.
30:28The baby.
30:29Oh.
30:29Oh.
30:30Okay.
30:31Pushing the button.
30:31Poo.
30:33Where are they?
30:34Okay.
30:35I'm just...
30:35Don't move.
30:38Doctor time!
30:39You guys just stay seated.
30:41I'm going to clean out.
30:42So glad you could join us, Summer.
30:44Although you look a little young to be one of Sean's army buddies.
30:49That's so sweet.
30:51Especially considering the shit I've seen.
30:54I mean, I could tell you some stories, but what happens in Australia?
30:58Nope.
30:59Afghanistan.
31:00We were in Afghanistan.
31:02I forgot.
31:03Okay, it's time for you to go.
31:05Thank you so much.
31:06No, wait.
31:06I was told there was going to be dessert.
31:07Yeah, not for you.
31:08Bye.
31:11What the fuck is going on?
31:13Why are you acting so fucking weird?
31:16I'm trying to be accountable for how I treated you, and you won't let me.
31:19Okay, then go nuts.
31:20Get accountable.
31:21Okay.
31:22Here goes.
31:23I was so mean to you, Marisol.
31:26I said things to you that no one should say to another person, let alone someone they love.
31:31Okay.
31:33My turn?
31:35Yes.
31:35Pass.
31:36Pass?
31:37I dumped you while you were overseas.
31:39Do you know why?
31:41Because I was 19, and some bartender told me I looked like Latina Anne Hathaway.
31:45Okay?
31:46You're beating yourself up over shit that you want to take back, but I told everybody that
31:49knows you that your dick is weird.
31:52I didn't know that.
31:54But it explains a lot.
31:56Look, Sean, if you want to live in the past, that's cool, but it's not how I roll.
32:02So it's your call, stud.
32:15Koala?
32:24Hot.
32:27Sorry, I forgot my phone.
32:28Do you want me to hang outside, and then we can get some post-sex fro-yo?
32:34Don't you knock?
32:36It's not my style.
32:38What are you doing?
32:39Are you in here sad-sacking?
32:40I just feelin' old father time come for me a bit.
32:45Aw.
32:46So that's a huge yes?
32:49I just don't know who I am without my work.
32:52Okay.
32:54Maybe it's better to focus on how grateful you must feel that you've gotten to do this
32:59for so long.
33:00Yeah, I guess you're right.
33:05Maybe it was sad-sacking.
33:08Yeah.
33:08Oh.
33:09Big time.
33:10Yeah.
33:11Okay.
33:12Come on.
33:12We gotta go.
33:13I got something that's gonna cheer you up.
33:14I don't want to go anywhere.
33:15Why?
33:16Just trust me.
33:17You can choose the rap song, and I'll let you say all the lyrics.
33:19All the lyrics?
33:21Feels like a trap.
33:23Only one way to find out.
33:26My neck, my back, lick my, and my crap.
33:30I'm gonna let you say it.
33:31I'm gonna let you say pussy.
33:34Am I crazy, or does she look exactly like me?
33:37I'm crying.
33:38I'm just so glad I made it in time.
33:40Dem's on first to go skin to skin.
33:42Let's keep your shirt on, Liz.
33:44All right, stop hogging your baby.
33:45Can I hold her?
33:47Oh.
33:48Hi, Mama.
33:50You're so yummy.
33:51I just want to eat your face.
33:53I want to eat the face.
33:54I know.
33:58You want to hold her?
34:00Ugh.
34:01Come on.
34:02All right.
34:26Enjoy the ride, kid.
34:30I can't rest on no dynasty
34:34Yeah, what is wrong with me?
34:42Man, I'm so sorry
34:46I got the best of me
34:50I really damn been on such a violent spree
34:56But maybe you can still make a man from me
35:01Here on space I'd keep
35:08With what's left of me
35:11As you live and breathe
35:15I really know now what had hold on me
35:25I'm sorry
35:25I'm sorry
35:26Here on space
35:26And next on space
35:27Get special
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