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00:00Previously, unheated rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name going to be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You bonfire.
01:02So bad.
01:05You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:25Que los forever.
01:30Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:05Made a mistake
02:07When she made Trevor
02:11Get us forever
02:15Get us forever
02:19Get us forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29Close it off
02:30Want to get on the ice for Boston?
02:32Oh, I'll do the Boston
02:33I think I lost the game
02:35I lost the game
02:36I lost the game
02:36I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:40I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:43Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I know you're at the right
02:56Hashed over your phone like
02:58A tree atop a hill
03:02It's crooked from doing bad bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek
03:11You call the power and you're right
03:14You washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21I'm standing in my light
03:24I'm standing in my light
03:25I'm standing in my light
03:38You say you scare y'all
03:40And I öyle 18
03:41I know us people do
03:42This is the real world잡
03:45me up In
03:47spite of everything I
03:48guess there's just what's hitting datle Nice
03:51drive But
03:53knock it out of wade Good
03:55jobs Just
03:56take a fucking bit I
03:58said I'll see ya You'll
03:59wanna be up You'll
04:01wanna be a
04:02Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah.
04:06Nice job.
04:08Get out with your hand away.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:23Hey, if Rosano fucks you tonight I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want a seat?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:54I'll see you next time.
06:29I'll see you next time.
06:54I'll see you next time.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:00You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:12You're good.
07:13You're good.
07:14You're good.
07:15You're good.
07:16You're good.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game?
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41Well, you missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49Such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:12No, you look like it.
09:12I think you look like it.
09:12You enfin, you come here.
09:14Oh, youא, I don't한 though.
09:22It's the one.
09:25It's the one.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47I think this will be enough.
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:51I'm okay.
10:55Oh, this shit goes to me.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00Okay?
11:09It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:46It's you.
11:53Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Hold her.
11:57Oh, oh.
11:59Oh, oh.
12:03But the hell are you?
12:12Hell are you?
12:19Now please, don't...
12:22Now the bed's all dead.
12:24What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show you now, okay?
12:57You killed me in London. I am dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Go fuck yourself, bro.
14:21It's not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:31Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top
14:55story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42At least they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes, yes it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating?
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for them.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fuck yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:46Not here.
17:47No, not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You need to meet your friends.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister wants to meet you today.
18:45No matter what.
18:48It's a honor to me.
18:50You must be a honor to be a honor.
18:52After yesterday's time, you won't win...
18:58...
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19:12It's not a game, it's not a game, it's a real shame, it's not a hope that you showed up
19:18in your childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was there.
19:23Our team has been damaged, the team has not been played.
19:27What is it? What is it?
19:31You're a captain, you're making them played.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you? Your mother? She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, my father. My mother died. You remember me?
20:03I was in your view of your mother.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20In the evening.
20:23To be able to meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, I'm always the same.
20:35I'm always the same.
20:47I'm always the same.
20:50I'm always the same.
21:25I'm always the same.
21:25I'm always the same.
21:57I'm always the same.
21:58Thank you, Sasha.
22:04I'm always the same.
22:07I'm always the same.
22:38I'm always the same.
22:41I'm always the same.
22:53I'm always the same.
23:00I'm always the same.
23:02I'm always the same.
23:03I'm always the same.
23:07I'm always the same.
23:07I'm always the same.
23:09I'm always the same.
23:11I'm always the same.
23:13I'm always the same.
23:13I'm always the same.
23:15I'm always the same.
23:16I'm always the same.
23:16You can win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago.
23:19Not that before.
23:21In the end, probably San Francisco will be in the end.
23:24They are good, but they are too young.
23:28And so you win the cup of the Xenia in the year,
23:30as I've been with Satsun.
23:37I'm going to sleep tomorrow.
23:38You need to look perfect tomorrow.
23:41You always look perfect.
23:43Yes, but you need to agree.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50Until then.
23:57What's up?
24:01How are you, Sasha?
24:03Wow, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:12It's my head.
24:13Guys.
24:15It's just nice.
24:18I'm mad, chiqui.
24:20Well, you've seen French boys.
24:25Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Bоже,
24:34вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не уныешь, как они!
24:40Не шутишь!
24:43Не флортуешь в ответ.
24:49Раньше
24:50ты был веселее.
24:56Помнишь...
25:08You're here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was already caused by you. If you remember me, don't you?
25:21We're already dead, Sash.
25:26Yes, it's true.
25:33It's a lie.
25:36Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a wedding.
25:55Okay.
26:04The guy is here.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:23Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:32I don't know.
26:32My mom told me to get away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay.
26:39Playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop it.
26:53We're lying in Boston where the Raiders have a chance to end it all on home ice.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here, at home, tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:22Great fuck these kids.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You hate Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best, probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Julia Rosanoff.
28:57Ah.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02In shots it ends.
29:03And obviously, the captain.
29:07Catching that, Lamar!
29:31I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:40Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:42Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hallmark.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:02Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:17What?
30:17What?
30:20What?
30:23Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsmanlike player goes to...
31:17Well, what, what the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and
31:29then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:58I want you to suck my dick.
32:16I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:18You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:44None.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:59after, and then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and
33:07I will maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:19I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:32You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:17Good. Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel. Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show up for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:52Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:54No, no.
36:55No.
37:29Do you want to know how it feels?
37:32How what feels?
37:34Holding the cup.
37:36You fucking asshole.
37:38I can barely describe it.
37:40Oh my God, Hollander.
37:43Fuck.
38:04Are you going to fuck me?
38:06We will see.
38:10I need...
38:13What?
38:14You know.
38:16Tell me.
38:19You?
38:24I need you.
38:28I need you.
38:31I need you.
39:05I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia?
39:47For the summer?
39:49Oh yes.
39:56Why?
39:58What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But...
40:12I don't know.
40:13I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you...
40:22Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:34A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:14Goodbye.
41:21Bye.
41:22Bye.
41:25Bye.
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