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00:00:09Ted's got the ball.
00:00:11Time's running out.
00:00:12If he scores this one, him and the Sharks will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight for the academy.
00:00:27There they are.
00:00:2820.
00:00:29That's Ted to go.
00:00:42Oh, my fucking leg!
00:00:51Just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's going to heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, I swear, I can still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Ted.
00:01:04Ted, we can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet.
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:14Such a waste.
00:01:15He could have gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No team is going to want him now.
00:01:21He's not going to have a right corner for this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:25Please!
00:01:26Because I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:31I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Oh, fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:40Man, what the hell are we going to do without a head coach?
00:01:42Where do we know the plays we're going to run?
00:01:48Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:53Bye, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06We'll come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys.
00:02:12Breathe in!
00:02:12Come on!
00:02:13Breathe in!
00:02:14Come on!
00:02:14One, two, three!
00:02:17Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:20Come on!
00:02:20Come on!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:21Come on!
00:02:23Come on!
00:02:27Come on!
00:02:27Come on!
00:02:27Come on!
00:02:28Come on!
00:02:30Come on!
00:02:32Come on!
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:33Come on!
00:02:33Yes!
00:02:3442-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:39That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:41Yes!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:51These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:02:57I need him on my team.
00:03:00Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:06Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Babe!
00:03:22I have got great news.
00:03:24I have got great news.
00:03:33Wait.
00:03:34This is Wes's jacket and his whistle?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:53What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:00West!
00:04:02You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:06West!
00:04:07Are you okay?!
00:04:08Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house
00:04:19and you're asking me what's wrong?!
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?
00:04:23It's because you're a loser.
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills.
00:04:28My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?!
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you.
00:04:37We don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two, actually.
00:04:49Tell me, Ted.
00:04:50When am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:56We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:58You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:02No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:18What's right?
00:05:19Your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:23Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:33You already had this ready?
00:05:36Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:40Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:41Come on.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards.
00:06:13Front runner for the Heisman.
00:06:14Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:17Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:19Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent?
00:06:21This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights.
00:06:24I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:27Annual salary is a million dollars.
00:06:29How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious.
00:06:40As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary's not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes.
00:06:46I'll take the position.
00:06:47Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done.
00:06:53Don't worry, Mr. Vincent.
00:06:55My team is going to treat you with the respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:00Great.
00:07:01Looking forward to it.
00:07:04Yes!
00:07:05Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster.
00:07:12Just in case.
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait.
00:07:13Why are you registering him as a player?
00:07:15Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:20Okay, do you remember about 10 years ago there was a college quarterback?
00:07:23He was phenomenal.
00:07:25All-American.
00:07:26His name was Ted.
00:07:27Of course.
00:07:28He broke his leg during the championship.
00:07:31If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right now.
00:07:35Ya va, Marica.
00:07:36You're saying he's that Ted?
00:07:38Si, Marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly.
00:07:42And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:45I'm going to.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:54Hey, buddy.
00:07:55You know what NFL stands for?
00:07:56Not for long.
00:07:58That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:07:59Three close games in a row?
00:08:01Really?
00:08:02This is the worst team in the division.
00:08:04There's no reason for it to be this close.
00:08:06Boo!
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin!
00:08:08Fuck it, poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:13You lost to a third-rate team?
00:08:16You were winning so easy before.
00:08:18They must have studied our plays.
00:08:20Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly.
00:08:28We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:34Ted?
00:08:36You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:44Okay?
00:08:44Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:52Damn, acting like all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:55Fuck!
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:56Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:05But you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:09If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:16Don't fuck with me.
00:09:17No, sir.
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:23I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32This...
00:09:35This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half.
00:09:53Okay?
00:09:54You scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:57Dumped by his wife.
00:10:00What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:03Me!
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:08If you wanna win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:13Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Hey then.
00:10:17You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me?
00:10:25Hey!
00:10:25Look.
00:10:26You may be the best player on our team,
00:10:28but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:32You plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay?
00:10:35No one can make a perfect forty-yard throw like that!
00:10:37It's impossible!
00:10:39You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:41Or an assistant coach!
00:10:53Oh!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:18That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it.
00:11:21Come on, nobody's that good.
00:11:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me,
00:11:28but I promise you.
00:11:30If you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:36Might as well try it.
00:11:38No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose,
00:11:40we'll show you you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:52Wait.
00:11:53Is this playbook actually working?
00:11:58Is this playbook actually working?
00:11:59Woo!
00:12:01Man, it looks like a defense tool.
00:12:05And that's the game!
00:12:07Knights take the win!
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:10Come on!
00:12:11A win like this?
00:12:12We never even dreamed of!
00:12:14Following this place, we actually crushed it!
00:12:16Who is this guy anywhere?
00:12:17We're going to do it!
00:12:18You see who's fucking good?
00:12:20Yeah!
00:12:28Woo!
00:12:36Welcome to the team, coach!
00:12:42Go Knights!
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:58Go Knights!
00:13:00Go Knights!
00:13:07Woo!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams that can lead!
00:13:15And you!
00:13:17Your plays get worse every damn game!
00:13:19How are we supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:26Boss, we just got careless the last few games.
00:13:29Don't worry, we're gonna crush them next game.
00:13:32Oh, right. Next game, the semi-finals against the knife.
00:13:37You lose that, every fucking one you get fired.
00:13:41We already got Thunderbolts playing Coach Ted!
00:13:45Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How in hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:57Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semi-finals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:04For someone that fumbles as much as you, James, you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:09Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:11He got a few tricks from me.
00:14:13Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach, please.
00:14:17Beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:32Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:41You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted!
00:14:49Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:52I guess I can't rescue him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:56I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:14As long as you stick to my game plan, the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:18But from what I've heard, you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:24Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:29This guy's a clown.
00:15:31Who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:38I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:41All you have to do is apologize right here in front of everyone.
00:15:47And maybe I'll let you crawl back and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56Cut!
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:07I'm not going back.
00:16:10Don't tell me you actually think you can win on your own.
00:16:14Guys like you, born at the bottom, don't get to be champions.
00:16:17Ever.
00:16:18She's right.
00:16:20Trash, like you, belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your thirties?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:41One of our players could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:45He'll never beat us.
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh right, you're doing this for the Rays, right?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:03About 500 more a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:08With that 500, maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14500?
00:17:16Is that all you thought?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:25Mr. Vincent, here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31Three million dollars.
00:17:44No way.
00:17:45His bonus is three million?
00:17:47My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:51The test will be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:05You fumbled all the tactics and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:10Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:14Only a shit team like yours would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record, looks like our shit team could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:26With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait till when I beat you.
00:18:33Even if you come crawling back, I'll slam the door on your face.
00:18:37Hey.
00:18:39The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:50The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league, have made a miracle run all the way to the
00:18:56semifinals.
00:18:57But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:12Come on, take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:13Listen up.
00:19:14I know that team over there is strong, alright?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:19Now I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes sir. Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:33Alright fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:35Alright boys, bring it in. Hands in the middle. Bart, this one's on you.
00:19:39Alright, win on three, win on me. One, two, three, win!
00:19:41Let's go boys! Let's go!
00:19:47Ted, I know you're gonna work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people. People of class.
00:19:58Like her. Like us.
00:20:01Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:02Whine.
00:20:04Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need a win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:11This is a sure win.
00:20:13Make sure you get your money.
00:20:14Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here?
00:20:19$40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:26But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:32To victory.
00:20:35Still been way too soon, coach.
00:20:38Get him!
00:20:41Block him!
00:20:43Come on, block!
00:20:43Push through!
00:20:45Block!
00:20:46Here we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:53Push through now.
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights tactics are clearly working.
00:21:08The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:12Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:16Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:19You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:24It's gotta be a fluke.
00:21:25It's gotta be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:28But what are you gonna do about it?
00:21:30I have, I have a plan.
00:21:32To turn this around.
00:21:34Trust me.
00:21:35You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:36I swear to God, that if I can't leave this team to victory, I...
00:21:42I'll resign.
00:21:43This is your last chance, son.
00:21:46Last chance.
00:21:46Am I clear?
00:21:47Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:54What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take them out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:05Your best.
00:22:06Go out!
00:22:19Matthew, you finish our game now, boy!
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The next score stands, but the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:33Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing?
00:22:35That's rough in the past!
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick you out of the game, coach.
00:22:44This is my house, boy!
00:22:46Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:48Hey!
00:22:55Oh, you motherfucker!
00:22:56Hey, hey!
00:22:57Listen to me!
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:58Are you blind?
00:22:59Big!
00:23:00Big!
00:23:01Big!
00:23:01Big!
00:23:03Coach, don't question me.
00:23:04You want to keep coaching?
00:23:05Get back to your sideline now!
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:08You son of a bitch!
00:23:10How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:12Who cares?
00:23:13Your only star player is out.
00:23:15You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn!
00:23:23Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:28Good job.
00:23:29Got your cash letter, by the way.
00:23:33Your talent.
00:23:35Big fucking deal.
00:23:37One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:41The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater, by the way.
00:23:47Good luck.
00:23:48Corey are back. I think she's calling you.
00:24:04The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly, and there's only ten minutes left on the clock. Looks as though the
00:24:11Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:13Three of our key players are out. If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:17Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs. Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're
00:24:23done for.
00:24:24Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game. How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:41Only you can save the Knights.
00:24:47Hold on, wait. Boss. What do you mean warm up?
00:24:52Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star. If it weren't for that accent, you'd be in
00:24:57the Hall of Fame by now.
00:24:58I need you to warm up.
00:25:01Ted. Ted Vincent. The same guy the media used to call the best player at NCAA? No way! You were
00:25:07my head coach?
00:25:12Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can. I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster. You want to warm up?
00:25:34My legs healed, but I haven't played in so long. Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey, you want that Super Bowl ring or not? Huh? You got this.
00:25:50Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:25:58Maybe...
00:26:00Maybe...
00:26:00Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:15They won't stop me now.
00:26:18The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:26Wait...
00:26:29Let's crush them.
00:26:31I'm sorry.
00:26:35I'm sorry.
00:26:37I have to be ready for the last minute.
00:26:37I'm sorry.
00:26:38I'm sorry.
00:26:38Vint to be like that.
00:26:39I'm sorry.
00:26:39I'm sorry.
00:26:45Now, I'm sorry.
00:26:45I'm sorry.
00:27:13What is going on?
00:27:15Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:18No one out there warming up mid-half time.
00:27:21It must be raining cats and dogs because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:31You got that right.
00:27:33You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:36My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:40A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42Good deal.
00:27:42I know. I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind if she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:50What if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02Better get some ice ready.
00:28:04You'll face me in the middle later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost, and he's still talking big.
00:28:14I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:30Let's do this.
00:28:35Let's do this.
00:28:36Let's go!
00:28:59You threw that way too far.
00:29:01No one's catching that.
00:29:02You don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff.
00:29:05You scared him so bad, he forgot how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him.
00:29:09I got him stiff.
00:29:17Yeah!
00:29:25Holy guacamole!
00:29:26The night's quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:30I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies and gentlemen.
00:29:35A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:36Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked our entire team.
00:29:45Here!
00:29:59What a wild play!
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:05No!
00:30:06No!
00:30:06No!
00:30:06No!
00:30:07No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:16No!
00:30:17No!
00:30:19No!
00:30:21No!
00:30:23Yeah!
00:30:24No!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple hang up. It was a fluke
00:30:35They're way too far, and then he got lucky the score
00:30:38Can't possibly come back
00:30:40Exactly. I know him. He's a washed-up midlife loser. There's no way he's scoring again
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky
00:30:49No
00:30:50I can't let him score again. I'm not gonna be slapped in front of him
00:30:54Good
00:30:57No one lock on to them can't stop them. Take them out
00:31:06It's too late Ted today your leg breaks again
00:31:12Ted, watch out
00:31:13Ted, watch out!
00:31:24Ted scores again! Oh my gosh! Ted just slipped right through that tackle like it was nothing
00:31:30Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero. He just cut through our entire defense
00:31:37He's worth at least a hundred million in the open market. What? A hundred million? At least
00:31:44You called him a washed-up nobody. You got a star on the team and you cut him
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this. He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs
00:31:51I-I-I-I don't- he's not supposed to be good. You idiot. You let this talent walk? West
00:31:56must go
00:32:00This mess is on you West. I should never listen to you
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game. If we lose I'm out. I can't afford to lose everything
00:32:11Garcia
00:32:22I saw you like this Ted
00:32:28The Knights on offense now
00:32:30Mike! Oh my God!
00:32:31He just sent the defense flying!
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air
00:32:35That is unreal. They look unstoppable
00:32:40Hey! Hey! Time out! Time out!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him man?
00:32:49The intensity just went through the roof
00:32:53He doesn't know what's going on
00:32:55He doesn't know what's going on
00:32:57Hey!
00:32:57I want to file a complaint
00:32:59These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation
00:33:02Oh come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids
00:33:07Because I'm winning
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:10You call that slander?
00:33:11Look around idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters
00:33:16Alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket
00:33:23Go go go go
00:33:24Check for yourself
00:33:25You'll find nothing
00:33:29You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance
00:33:41Smart girl
00:33:41Give me a kiss
00:33:46You see Ted
00:33:47You could break your back your whole life trying to stall the family
00:33:50But Emma does not care
00:33:52I can treat her however I want
00:33:54And she'll never leave me
00:33:56I have money
00:33:58She's trash
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win
00:34:08The game continues
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field
00:34:16Oh my goodness
00:34:17Ted just intercepted that pass
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man
00:34:23After this game
00:34:24You're out
00:34:25Don't panic
00:34:26Sir
00:34:28I won't win
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception
00:34:43And he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen
00:34:46This is unreal
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:49This is possible
00:34:51Even juiced up he can't stop Ted
00:34:53Because of you
00:34:54We lost the top player
00:34:55After this game
00:34:57I don't care what it takes
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes
00:35:16Unbelievable!
00:35:18The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:22Ted!
00:35:23Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:24Ted!
00:35:25Ted!
00:35:26Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:28Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:29Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:30Ted!
00:35:31This time
00:35:32I'll take home the trophy
00:35:34There's only one minute left
00:35:35Ted's got the ball
00:35:37He is leading the offense
00:35:38Stop him!
00:35:39If we lose this game
00:35:40You're all done
00:35:43Ted throws it
00:35:44But there's no one there to catch it
00:35:46It looks like a ghost town on that side of the field
00:35:48Looks like they gave up on that play
00:35:50See?
00:35:52I told you
00:35:52I can't win
00:35:53He dragged us into overtime
00:35:55And then we'll
00:35:56Crush him now
00:35:59Congratulations
00:36:02Yeah
00:36:09Hail Mary!
00:36:11My god
00:36:12Ted just pulled up
00:36:13A game winning
00:36:14Hail Mary!
00:36:17Ooh
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game
00:36:25and heading straight to the championship.
00:36:28Yes!
00:36:30We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted.
00:36:38We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41Still what needed to be done.
00:36:42Yeah.
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now.
00:36:52Come on.
00:36:53I know, Ted.
00:36:53He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:02Yes, sir.
00:37:02Hey, Marika, canamos.
00:37:05See, Marika.
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:15Ted, I want you back on the Eagle.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23Apologize to Ted.
00:37:25Now.
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry.
00:37:33Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:38What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:41I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you $100,000 a month plus bonuses.
00:37:45$2 million a year minimum.
00:37:46What?
00:37:47$2 million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:53Seriously?
00:37:54Uh, boss.
00:37:55What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up.
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay?
00:38:52Let's go home and talk.
00:38:53Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options?
00:39:04You're just the owner of some trash team.
00:39:06Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:24I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:31The Taylor family?
00:39:33The richest family in the world.
00:39:34The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:05Ted, come back to the Eagles.
00:40:06I'll give you whatever you want.
00:40:07Name your prize.
00:40:09Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:14They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:18Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself.
00:40:26With this win, with the Knights.
00:40:29I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:34You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:36You know what?
00:40:36You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:42Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet.
00:40:53Fair and spare.
00:40:54So you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call even.
00:40:58After, just come back.
00:41:00Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on.
00:41:04Hit me.
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:09I know how much you fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:11You saw me fucking your wife.
00:41:12Remember that?
00:41:12Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never.
00:41:38Forgive you.
00:41:40I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:45Coach West!
00:41:47We have received reports that you have bribe referees and use illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're bound from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:59This...
00:41:59Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:03Illegals?
00:42:04I don't even...
00:42:05Please.
00:42:05Please!
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you...
00:42:10are a disgrace...
00:42:12to the NFL.
00:42:15Wait!
00:42:16Dimpt!
00:42:19You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West!
00:42:25God damn it!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um, I was thinking, maybe, if you wanted, you could stay with me, for a little while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:06Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:08I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:10Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:15What, do I still have one hell of a coach?
00:43:18Sir, do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22What are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant.
00:43:24He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:25How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:29No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:35You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrub stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:55Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league, and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07Seems like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's going to regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:18Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:34This is my house.
00:44:35And I have spare bedrooms, so feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:42All right.
00:44:42There's the kitchen.
00:44:53And here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57All right.
00:44:58Thanks.
00:44:58Yeah.
00:44:59Cool.
00:45:03I'm going to go shower now.
00:45:06All right.
00:45:06Thanks.
00:45:07In casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay.
00:45:11I'm going to go now.
00:45:14Eee.
00:45:15I'm sick.
00:45:30Hello, hello, hello.
00:45:39Hey, are you okay?
00:45:41I just pulled something.
00:45:47Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:50Okay.
00:45:51Uh-huh.
00:45:52Hey, you're probably stranded, okay?
00:45:56Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:21Oh, my God.
00:46:22That's so much better already, actually.
00:46:27Oh!
00:46:39I'll grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:03Dad?
00:47:05Dad?
00:47:05Tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday. You haven't been home in years. You think you can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, dad, I'm
00:47:13so sorry. I've been so caught up with work the past couple years. Um,
00:47:19I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:21Great, great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:31Everything okay?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:35Um, it's just, uh, my grandpa's birthday tomorrow. I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're going to be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know, I was thinking, um, if you're not dizzy tomorrow, if you don't have any plans,
00:48:05maybe you could come with me, or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:10Well, you want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team. What do you think?
00:48:18Mm-hmm.
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh, I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I might be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out? If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:33I'll take that. Two stars.
00:48:36Then I'd better get some gifts.
00:48:37Well, if you do, nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41Now, it is my first time meeting them, and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:45Actually, I'm gonna go right now and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship, I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:08It's been a while. I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace had to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:26She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27Alright, no problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:55What? All those years working out there, and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:02Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover. 700 grand.
00:50:06You probably couldn't afford one if you like that.
00:50:08No, no, no. Alan?
00:50:10What are you so mean to your cousin?
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:16It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car, unless, of course, it's a broken-down second
00:50:21-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one. I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:32Ooh, listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:39Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys, enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49It's not a circus.
00:50:51Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah, sorry. Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:02I love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy!
00:51:18Frankie!
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should've come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts. You're here.
00:51:28What is with all this emotion?
00:51:31The heat has been gone for years, and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not so true.
00:51:40He's healthy, he's safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:48But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son Alan is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:51:58400 grand?
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg Alan to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you just want him to be broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:27him a janitor job.
00:52:29A janitor job?
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job?
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:46With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing, I don't know.
00:52:53Tell me.
00:52:55Alan, how much does this janitor job pay? Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:082 million, but please, a loser like you couldn't make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15No.
00:53:16Oliver, my son is trying to help your son get a decent job, and he throws out a figure like
00:53:22that who clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:24You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:29Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:39What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:44Dad, hey, you do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:49I already work for the Knights.
00:53:51What?
00:53:54Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:02You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:05You're in your 30s, so a nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:12I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:25That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:32Everyone knows you're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:41Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:47I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie, okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:57What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:07You're the head coach.
00:55:09That's not what you're saying.
00:55:10Oh, come on.
00:55:11Your lies are getting more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You, the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:18Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:19I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:31Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:43If I didn't work for the Knights, I might not believe in you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach dressed like that?
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich,
00:56:06at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17A certain stamping with corpolini is too...
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:24Is that Coach Ted, the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:36Of course!
00:56:36If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year,
00:56:39we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:48Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:50Yeah.
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best.
00:56:59I can't believe this.
00:56:59I just want the head coach of the Knights.
00:57:02I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:04Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:10Dad.
00:57:11This is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:13I...
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:35Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:38A fraud.
00:57:39You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping by for life.
00:57:51You can insult me all you want.
00:57:54But don't you dare...
00:57:56...insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:08So what if you make the stupid finals?
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:21You broke bastard.
00:58:23Do you mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this
00:58:26party?
00:58:27You did bring something, Sophia.
00:58:35I made this thing myself.
00:58:38It's from father.
00:58:40You got the trick.
00:58:42You're so broke you're gifting a stick.
00:58:45Oh please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:56Pathetic.
00:58:57I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash.
00:59:02Where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:11No!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:24What?
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:27This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:40Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:43With pleasure.
00:59:48This one.
00:59:49It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:57Wait for it.
00:59:59This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:06200 grand.
01:00:08Easy.
01:00:09$200,000.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:15Take a look.
01:00:20Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:23Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:26God.
01:00:28All these gifts add up to $750,000.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry, Ted.
01:00:58Hoping not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:17He said you were beautiful.
01:01:19He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:21That's very kind of you.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:27I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:34Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:41I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:48You sure it's not some junkie brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:57Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:02Please.
01:02:03How expensive could that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around for a million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:32So tell me, do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:39Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:42For all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be a non-proof.
01:02:49You're right, like that receipt is a fake too.
01:02:52Don't say that.
01:02:54Come on.
01:02:55What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:09just don't bring a forgery, okay?
01:03:10To Grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan!
01:03:13This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:14Father has a good eye for her.
01:03:16Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want Grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:36What just happened?
01:03:39That is...
01:03:43Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:45Oh, Grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift,
01:03:50but I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:58But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh my God.
01:04:10See?
01:04:12Grandpa doesn't even know that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here.
01:04:17You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:26Yes, Grandpa.
01:04:27Close your door.
01:04:28That's my boy.
01:04:29That's my boy.
01:04:30All that college education,
01:04:32and you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:35What?
01:04:36What?
01:04:36Just shut your mouth!
01:04:38Why?
01:04:38Why did you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:46What?
01:04:46Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story.
01:04:49It's obviously a knock-off!
01:04:50I have been collecting antiques longer than you've been alive,
01:04:52and I know real from fake.
01:04:54It was worth more than three million until you ruined it!
01:05:01What?
01:05:02It's real?
01:05:05Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend.
01:05:11She's the one that brought it.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift,
01:05:18but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No, it cannot be real.
01:05:25No, I mean, he may be the nice head coach,
01:05:28but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:30It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:34I got it.
01:05:35Ted must have stolen Team Flux.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time,
01:05:38and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:43I'm calling you cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you.
01:05:49You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous
01:05:54to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead.
01:05:59I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course.
01:06:05I'm the night security manager.
01:06:07I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:09This guy is just a criminal.
01:06:11If you don't want to end up in prison with him,
01:06:14you'll want to be on my side.
01:06:16You know what I mean?
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry.
01:06:27Once you're locked up,
01:06:29I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:33Oh,
01:06:35I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:38Actually,
01:06:40Grace
01:06:41owns the nights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you.
01:06:52My son doesn't lie.
01:06:54Oh, my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:03Oh, my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:07You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a $3 million painting with lying.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan.
01:07:16How do you plan on time for this?
01:07:18Pay for that?
01:07:19$3 million?
01:07:20Even if I sold myself,
01:07:22I could never pay that off.
01:07:24No, no, no.
01:07:26It's all a misunderstanding.
01:07:28I mean, he was just being impulsive.
01:07:29Please, please, please have mercy on us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:39Ted, Alan have something.
01:07:40He knows he's wrong.
01:07:42Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry.
01:07:44Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money.
01:07:51I mean, you're not going to miss a few million.
01:07:53I mean, this would ruin my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property,
01:08:03would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please.
01:08:19Please.
01:08:20I'm so sorry.
01:08:21I shouldn't have disrespected you.
01:08:22He's right.
01:08:23No, please.
01:08:24We're so sorry.
01:08:25Ted.
01:08:25We're so very sorry.
01:08:26Ted, I'll do anything.
01:08:28Please forgive me.
01:08:29Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:32You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:38You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction receipt from the painting.
01:08:45Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to pay in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights.
01:08:56Permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:58Oh, my God.
01:08:59Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:01If we had known he was so powerful,
01:09:02we never would have crossed him.
01:09:05It's about time you got a taste of your own ways.
01:09:07Oh, you can't.
01:09:08Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get you into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:15Come on.
01:09:24Alright, Ted, your opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:31He's really not the type to reckon scum.
01:09:32Relax.
01:09:33I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:41How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:47Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:54You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you still lost.
01:09:59Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:02This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over $2 billion.
01:10:08I think that's 20 times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13You'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it weren't for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:33So it was cheating.
01:10:34Silly plays, huh?
01:10:36In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:43No.
01:10:44You lost to Ted.
01:10:45You have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:47When I win the championship?
01:10:52No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser.
01:10:59Paid the winner.
01:11:01$10 million?
01:11:03Swears off football forever.
01:11:05I'm still in for your apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted!
01:11:19You're gonna make sure?
01:11:20You're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:22You'll never get back up!
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vincent and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:40So, who will take home the trophy tonight?
01:11:43Here we go.
01:11:44The Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:49There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:53They truly are the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03The game just started.
01:12:04You can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives.
01:12:06Can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:08Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me.
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted?
01:12:28A field goal?
01:12:29Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Not a big shot.
01:12:32See a Hail Mary.
01:12:34Please.
01:12:34A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:38What a joke!
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:42There's no way he makes his kick.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up.
01:12:51And it's good!
01:12:53The Knights' score from 50 yards back!
01:12:56Unbelievable!
01:12:57This is why we do what we do.
01:12:59No way.
01:13:00It's awesome.
01:13:02Woo!
01:13:03What's up?
01:13:03What is taking?
01:13:04Hey!
01:13:05As long as I'm here, they seem to lose!
01:13:08Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
01:13:22Yeah!
01:13:23The Knights' two!
01:13:24Believe me, despite the massive gap in strength.
01:13:28The score is now 17-7.
01:13:31What the hell are you doing?
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option.
01:13:47I can't win.
01:13:48Fucking useless!
01:13:50There have been fucking more of you!
01:13:51Useless!
01:13:57No, it's been so.
01:13:58Nice!
01:13:59Nice!
01:14:05Woo!
01:14:06Woo!
01:14:07Woo!
01:14:07Woo!
01:14:09Woo!
01:14:18Woo!
01:14:19Woo!
01:14:20Woo!
01:14:21Woo!
01:14:21Woo!
01:14:35Nobody thought it could happen, nobody wanted it to, besides me, but guess what?
01:14:42Tonight's our NFL Championship, you can sleep well tonight mom, Ted, I know you won't be
01:14:48sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight, and enjoy my friend, you can
01:14:53observe it, the NFL Champions, the Knights!
01:15:05Hey, you going West?
01:15:10Did you remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh, loser of this game owes the other $10 million.
01:15:20And, has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:24$10 million.
01:15:26I could work my whole life and not make that money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:32We used to be colleagues, remember, remember, we...
01:15:35I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:38And if I'm forced on the NFL, what have you done?
01:15:40You can't let him off like that!
01:15:43If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything, he has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poison.
01:15:50Come on, coach, you can't let him get away with this.
01:15:53Ooh...
01:15:53Okay.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:06I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask me.
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I'll drop the $10 million.
01:16:29But you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:40Hey, man.
01:16:41Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really, really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:45Hey, man.
01:16:45Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47You got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:52You!
01:16:52Son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:58You told me to take out your players.
01:16:59You did.
01:17:00I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:01I'm gonna report him.
01:17:02Please.
01:17:06Dammit!
01:17:07You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:13Okay.
01:17:15It was all West.
01:17:17Look.
01:17:18So what?
01:17:18We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:22Help me win the next championship.
01:17:25Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:28Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by
01:17:32the league?
01:17:35NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this, money can fix anything.
01:17:44Dad, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the
01:18:05commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended
01:18:11immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:18Come on, man.
01:18:20$100 million?
01:18:24Ted, what was you here?
01:18:24You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28All right.
01:18:29He was just a joke.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys.
01:18:43Get him out of here.
01:18:44Get him out of here.
01:18:44I'm tired of this.
01:18:44Hey, guys.
01:18:45Chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing.
01:18:47I can give you everything, but I'll give you everything.
01:18:50Ted, I'm sorry.
01:18:51Ted, what are you doing?
01:18:57Grace.
01:19:00I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:06Now.
01:19:10And then it's time for my Christmas gift.
01:19:16Ruling on the field.
01:19:18Damn.
01:19:23I'll be okay.
01:19:26I'll be okay.
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