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00:00:03.
00:00:09Ted's got the ball!
00:00:11Times are running out.
00:00:11If he scores this one, him and the Sharks
00:00:13will go straight to the championship today.
00:00:16Ted Vincent, top star of the entire college league.
00:00:20If he finishes strong tonight, he is headed straight
00:00:23for the other final.
00:00:24Oh, my God!
00:00:26Oh, my God!
00:00:27Ready up!
00:00:2820!
00:00:29There you go!
00:00:40Fuck!
00:00:44Oh, my fucking leg!
00:00:51You just wait, okay?
00:00:53It's gonna heal, all right?
00:00:55Look, look, I swear, I didn't still walk him, okay?
00:01:03I'm sorry, Tim.
00:01:04We can't sign a player with a broken leg.
00:01:07I'm very sorry.
00:01:09No, no, I'm not done yet!
00:01:11Hey!
00:01:13Such a waste.
00:01:15He could've gone pro.
00:01:17Maybe even all-star level.
00:01:19No demon's gonna want him now.
00:01:20He's not gonna have right talk like this.
00:01:23I swear.
00:01:24Please!
00:01:26I was born to be a champion.
00:01:29I'm still a champion!
00:01:35Fuck.
00:01:36Coach Weston's phone is still off.
00:01:39Man, what the hell are we gonna do without a head coach?
00:01:41Where do we own the plays we gonna run?
00:01:47Then we'll run my plays.
00:01:52All right, boys.
00:01:54I need you to listen up good, okay?
00:01:56They don't fucking respect us out there, all right?
00:02:06You come right up here.
00:02:07Right up here, boys.
00:02:08We got this.
00:02:09You gotta believe in yourselves, okay?
00:02:11All right, boys. Bring it in!
00:02:13Come on! Bring it in!
00:02:14One!
00:02:14Two!
00:02:15Three!
00:02:16Let's go!
00:02:18Let's go!
00:02:19Come on!
00:02:3442-15, the Eagles destroy the Knights and take the win.
00:02:38That's what I'm talking about!
00:02:40That's all!
00:02:41Yes!
00:02:46We just got beat by an assistant coach.
00:02:49Yes!
00:02:50Yes!
00:02:51These plays are brilliant.
00:02:53I need him on my team.
00:02:59Boss?
00:03:01Nice work out there today.
00:03:03I've decided to give you a raise.
00:03:05Thank you, sir.
00:03:09Two grand a month.
00:03:11I can finally pay my bills.
00:03:14I gotta tell my wife.
00:03:21Man!
00:03:22I've got great news.
00:03:33Wait.
00:03:34This is...
00:03:35Wes's jacket.
00:03:36And his whistle?
00:03:38Hmm.
00:03:39Oh!
00:03:40Oh!
00:03:41Oh!
00:03:42Oh, yeah!
00:03:42Oh, yeah!
00:03:43Oh, yeah!
00:03:44What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:51What the hell are you doing?!
00:03:52What the hell are you doing?!
00:04:01West!
00:04:01You bastard!
00:04:03I win the game for you today and you're here screwing my wife?!
00:04:06West!
00:04:07Are you okay?
00:04:08Ted!
00:04:09What's wrong with you?
00:04:11What?
00:04:11I'm working my ass off and you're here cheating, doing drugs and screwing someone in my house and you're asking
00:04:19me what's wrong?!
00:04:20You think that I cheated for fun?!
00:04:23It's because you're a loser!
00:04:2632 years old and you can't even pay the damn bills?!
00:04:29My friends all live in mansions and drive fancy cars and I'm stuck with a loser like you?!
00:04:33I got a raise.
00:04:35I came here to tell you, we don't have to worry about the bills anymore.
00:04:39A raise?
00:04:41You're an assistant coach.
00:04:43What could you possibly make?
00:04:44Three grand?
00:04:45Two.
00:04:46Actually.
00:04:48Tell me, Ted.
00:04:49When am I supposed to get my mansion and my fancy car on that salary?
00:04:54Emma, I was gonna make it happen.
00:04:56We're never gonna make it happen.
00:04:58You're fired.
00:05:00What?
00:05:01No, you can't do this.
00:05:04I won the game for you today.
00:05:06If it wasn't for me, the team wouldn't even be here.
00:05:10I'm the head coach.
00:05:12A busted leg loser like you deserves nothing but to be crushed under someone like me.
00:05:18Wes Wright, your whole month's salary couldn't buy one of his belts.
00:05:22Thinking you could give me a rich life?
00:05:25Keep dreaming.
00:05:31Divorce agreement?
00:05:33You already had this ready?!
00:05:35Well, now that you caught us, what's the point in hiding it?
00:05:38It's signed.
00:05:39Come on, babe.
00:05:41Let's go.
00:05:47Who's calling this trash?
00:05:49Don't tell me it's some telemarketer.
00:05:51All you should be worried about is unemployment insurance.
00:06:03Fuck off.
00:06:1125,000 passing yards. Front runner for the Heisman. Are you really gonna end your career as an assistant coach?
00:06:16Is that what you want your legacy to be?
00:06:18Who is this?
00:06:20Mr. Vincent? This is Grace Taylor, owner of the Knights. I'd like to offer you the position of head coach.
00:06:26Annual salary is a million dollars. How's that?
00:06:36You're not screwing with me, are you?
00:06:38Mr. Vincent, I'm dead serious. As long as you're willing to join us and give us your loyalty, salary is
00:06:44not a problem.
00:06:45Yes, yes. I'll take the position. Besides, the Eagles, they just fired me.
00:06:51That's the dumbest thing they've ever done. Don't worry, Mr. Vincent. My team is going to treat you with the
00:06:57respect you deserve.
00:06:59Thanks so much.
00:07:00Great. Looking forward to it.
00:07:04Ted Vincent is joining us as head coach.
00:07:07And?
00:07:08I am adding him to our player roster. Twisting Kids?
00:07:12Wait, wait, wait. Why are you registering him as a player? Isn't he supposed to be our new head coach?
00:07:18Plus, esta viejo.
00:07:19Okay, do you remember about ten years ago, there was a college quarterback? He was phenomenal. All American. His name
00:07:27was Ted.
00:07:27Of course. He broke his leg during the championship. If that hadn't happened, he would have been a superstar right
00:07:33now.
00:07:35Ya va, marica. You're saying he's that Ted? Si, marica.
00:07:40I've already had him checked out thoroughly. And with him on our side, we're definitely winning the championship.
00:07:50Boo!
00:07:53Hey, buddy. You know what NFL stands for? Not for long. That's how long you'll be coaching.
00:07:59Three close games in a row? Really? This is the worst team in the division. There's no reason for it
00:08:05to be this close.
00:08:06Boo!
00:08:07Oh, fuck your cousin! You fucking poor fuck.
00:08:12What the hell happened?
00:08:13You lost to a third-rate team? You were winning so easy before.
00:08:17They must have studied our plays. Every route was locked down.
00:08:23We won't lose again.
00:08:25When Ted was here, he always changed our plays on the fly. We never struggled like this.
00:08:30If you were here today, we wouldn't have lost.
00:08:32Shut the fuck up, James!
00:08:34Ted? You mean that assistant that led us to victory last time?
00:08:42Boss, the guy's a total loser.
00:08:43Okay?
00:08:44Every play he ran, he got from me.
00:08:47The only reason he won last game is because I gave him the plan in advance.
00:08:51So that's how he pulled it off?
00:08:53Damn, acting like all them plays with his ideas?
00:08:55Wow!
00:08:56Exactly. Exactly.
00:08:59That's why I fired him.
00:09:01Well, if he's that useless, good riddance.
00:09:05But you listen to me, Wes.
00:09:08If you lose to a bunch of pussies like that again, I will fucking destroy you.
00:09:13You understand me?
00:09:14Yes, sir.
00:09:15Don't fuck with me, sir.
00:09:19Damn it!
00:09:20The only reason we ever won was because we followed Ted's game plan.
00:09:23I never should have fired him in the heat of the moment.
00:09:32This...
00:09:35This is Ted's playbook.
00:09:41We're saved.
00:09:46Hey, hey.
00:09:47Why aren't you running the plays I called?
00:09:50Look, it's three to fifteen at half, okay?
00:09:53You've scored three points.
00:09:55You're a washed-up assistant.
00:09:57Dumped by his wife.
00:09:59What gives you the right to even coach us?
00:10:02Hey.
00:10:02Me?
00:10:07Scott.
00:10:09If you want to win this game, you will run my plays.
00:10:12Period.
00:10:13Your plays are trash!
00:10:16Hey then.
00:10:17You're benched.
00:10:19Next man up!
00:10:20Wait, what?
00:10:22Seriously?
00:10:23You're benching me?
00:10:25Look, you may be the best player on our team,
00:10:27but I don't need a player who can't follow orders.
00:10:30You are done here.
00:10:31You're plays are horseshit!
00:10:34Okay, no one can make a perfect 40-yard throw like that!
00:10:37It's impossible!
00:10:38You're not fit to be the head coach!
00:10:40Or an assistant coach!
00:10:55Is that hard?
00:11:05Yeah!
00:11:10Go!
00:11:12God!
00:11:13Holy shit!
00:11:18That last throw was almost 90 yards and he nailed it!
00:11:21Come on nobody's that good!
00:11:22Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:24Guys, I got a whole book of plays, okay?
00:11:27And look, I know a bunch of you guys don't trust me, but I promise you,
00:11:30if you follow my plays, we will win this game.
00:11:34I mean, we're already getting our asses kicked.
00:11:36Might as well try it.
00:11:37No way we're coming back.
00:11:39And if we lose, we'll show you're not fit to be our coach.
00:11:49Touchdown!
00:11:51That fast?
00:11:52Wait, is this playbook actually working?
00:12:05And that's the game.
00:12:07Knights take the win.
00:12:08Let's go!
00:12:10A win like this, we never even dreamed of.
00:12:14Following this plays, we actually crushed it.
00:12:16Who is this guy anyway?
00:12:18You keep this fucking game.
00:12:20Yeah!
00:12:35Welcome to the team, coach.
00:12:42Go Knights!
00:12:44Go Knights!
00:12:48The Knights have done the impossible, rising all the way from the bottom of the league to the final four,
00:12:54under head coach Ted Vincent.
00:12:56Meanwhile, the Eagles, once a top contender for the championship, have suffered four straight losses.
00:13:02Losers, go home.
00:13:03You're a damn disgrace.
00:13:05Get off the field!
00:13:06Get it!
00:13:08You can't even win against the worst teams in the league!
00:13:15And you, your plays get worse every damn game.
00:13:19How are you supposed to win a title like that?
00:13:21Why is it that the moment I stopped using Ted's plays, nothing works anymore?
00:13:25Boss, we just got careless the last two games.
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:30We're going to crush the next game.
00:13:32Oh, right.
00:13:33Next game, the semifinals against the Knights.
00:13:37You lose that,
00:13:39every fucking one of you are fired.
00:13:41So we already done some of those plays, coach Ted!
00:13:44Wait a second, isn't that our former assistant coach?
00:13:51How the hell did he get to be head coach of the Knights?
00:13:55The Knights used to be the bottom of the league.
00:13:57Now they're on a winning streak, made it all the way to the semifinals.
00:14:00Looks like Ted's the reason.
00:14:02When he was around, we never struggled this much to win.
00:14:04For someone that fumbles as much as you, James,
00:14:07you have a pretty tight grip on Ted's dick.
00:14:09Those wins had nothing to do with him.
00:14:11You got a few tricks for me.
00:14:12Now he thinks he's some genius fucking coach.
00:14:16Please, beating him will be easy.
00:14:20If you can't even win against that loser,
00:14:24every swinging dick here can pack their bags.
00:14:31Coach, maybe we should bring Ted back.
00:14:34With him around, we might actually win the championship.
00:14:39Is that what you all want?
00:14:40Yeah.
00:14:41You all want Ted back?
00:14:43Yeah, you want one fucking big orgy with fucking Ted?
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:50Since you want your boyfriend back,
00:14:51I guess I can't risk him leaking my playbook.
00:14:56Fine.
00:14:57I'll bring him back.
00:15:03Mr. Vincent, you're about to face the Eagles.
00:15:06Do you really think the Knights can win?
00:15:10You know, I, uh, believe in my team.
00:15:13As long as you stick to my game plan,
00:15:16the Eagles do not stand a chance.
00:15:18But from what I've heard,
00:15:20you're just a fired assistant coach.
00:15:23What makes you so confident?
00:15:25Confident in what?
00:15:28His own delusions.
00:15:29This guy's a clown
00:15:30who loves to talk big.
00:15:37What are you doing here?
00:15:38I'm here to give you a chance, Ted.
00:15:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:15:42All you have to do is apologize.
00:15:44Right here,
00:15:45in front of everyone.
00:15:46And maybe
00:15:48I'll let you crawl back
00:15:49and be my assistant coach.
00:15:51Who the hell do you think you are?
00:15:53You want our head coach to apologize to you?
00:15:56Cut.
00:15:57Wes is the head coach of the Eagles.
00:16:00Ted is just a fired loser.
00:16:02Giving him his job again would be charity.
00:16:05He should be thanking us.
00:16:07I'm not going back.
00:16:09Don't tell me you actually think
00:16:12you can win on your own.
00:16:13Guys like you,
00:16:15born at the bottom,
00:16:15don't get to be champions ever.
00:16:18She's right.
00:16:20Trash,
00:16:20like you,
00:16:22belongs on a trash team.
00:16:24Good night.
00:16:31What is this?
00:16:35Still chasing dreams in your 30s?
00:16:39Football is a rich man's game.
00:16:41One of our players
00:16:42could buy your whole damn team.
00:16:44You'll never beat us.
00:16:52Hey!
00:16:54I'll say it one last time.
00:16:56I'll never join the Eagles.
00:16:59Oh, right.
00:16:59You're doing this for the race.
00:17:00Right?
00:17:01Fine.
00:17:03About $500 more in a month.
00:17:05That's what you want, right?
00:17:07You should take it, Ted.
00:17:08With that $500,
00:17:09maybe you could finally pay your damn utility bills.
00:17:14$500?
00:17:16Is that all you thought?
00:17:18Pathetic.
00:17:25Mr. Vincent?
00:17:28Here's your bonus for leading the Knights to victory.
00:17:31$3 million.
00:17:32$500,000.
00:17:43No way.
00:17:45His bonus is $3 million?
00:17:47My loser ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire?
00:17:51That's going to be fake.
00:17:52You two are putting on a show for us.
00:17:57So the Eagles want to bring back a fired coach?
00:18:01Let me guess.
00:18:03Your team's performance sucked.
00:18:05You fumbled all the tactics,
00:18:07and now you want Ted to come and save your ass, right?
00:18:09Bullshit.
00:18:11You only got a few tricks from me.
00:18:14Only a shit team like yours
00:18:16would treat him like he's some kind of genius.
00:18:19Judging by your recent record,
00:18:21looks like our shit team
00:18:23could wipe the floor with you.
00:18:25With ease, bitch.
00:18:29Just wait till
00:18:31when I beat you.
00:18:33Even if you come crawling back,
00:18:36I'll slam the door in your face.
00:18:38Hey.
00:18:39The Knights will never lose to you.
00:18:50The Knights, who once sat dead last in the league,
00:18:53have made a miracle run
00:18:55all the way to the semifinals.
00:18:57But today, they face the powerhouse Eagles.
00:19:01Will this be the end of their story?
00:19:03Let's stay tuned for a fantastic game to come.
00:19:06Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights! Knights!
00:19:11Boys, come on. Take your knee. Take your knee.
00:19:13Listen up. I know that team over there is strong, all right?
00:19:17No one expects us to win.
00:19:19Now, I promise you, this team will go down if we run my plays.
00:19:25We will walk out of here with a win. I can promise you that.
00:19:29Yes, sir. Coach, we trust you completely.
00:19:33All right, fellas, let's go get this win.
00:19:35All right, boys, bring it in. Game's in the middle.
00:19:37Barton, this one's on you.
00:19:38All right, win on three, win on me.
00:19:40One, two, three, win!
00:19:41Let's go, boys! Let's go!
00:19:43Let's go.
00:19:47Ted, I know you're going to work miracles for me.
00:19:51Your beer is just not suitable for a game of this caliber.
00:19:55It's for poor people. People of class.
00:19:58Like her.
00:19:59Like us.
00:20:00Need whiskey or wine.
00:20:03Wes, how come for you in this game?
00:20:06I got a bowl of money riding on this, son. I need a win.
00:20:09Relax.
00:20:10This is a sure win.
00:20:12Make sure you get your money.
00:20:14Their team's combined worth is $30 million.
00:20:17This guy right here, $40 million.
00:20:20How are they supposed to compete with that?
00:20:22Well, as you know, I don't give a fuck about football.
00:20:26But I do care about winning.
00:20:29I'm counting on you to get this across the line.
00:20:32Two victory.
00:20:35So, Ben, way too soon, coach.
00:20:37Get him!
00:20:41Barton!
00:20:42Come on, Bart!
00:20:43First throw!
00:20:44Block!
00:20:46Here we go!
00:20:47Good, good!
00:20:53First throw.
00:20:55Right from the start, the Knights are off to a blazing start.
00:20:59Scott drives it home for the first touchdown.
00:21:01What the fuck is happening?
00:21:06The Knights' tactics are clearly working.
00:21:08The Eagles haven't scored a single point in the first half.
00:21:11Would they be pulling off a miracle today?
00:21:13They're a bunch of third-rate players with bargain bin salaries.
00:21:16Why the fuck are they good all of a sudden?
00:21:18You fucking idiot.
00:21:20I thought you said this would be no problem.
00:21:22What the fuck am I paying you for?
00:21:23It's got to be a fluke.
00:21:25It's got to be Ted.
00:21:26He was my assistant.
00:21:27He knows all my fucking plays.
00:21:28But what are you going to do about it?
00:21:30I have a plan to turn this around.
00:21:33Trust me.
00:21:34You better not be bullshitting me.
00:21:36I swear to God that if I can't leave this team to victory, I'll resign.
00:21:43This is your last chance, son.
00:21:45Last chance.
00:21:46Am I clear?
00:21:47Don't fuck it up.
00:21:50Shit.
00:21:51Looks like I've got no choice.
00:21:53Kent!
00:21:54What's up, coach?
00:21:56That broke-ass team's only got one star player?
00:22:00Quarterback.
00:22:01Take him out.
00:22:03They can't win this game.
00:22:04You bet.
00:22:06Go!
00:22:19Matthew, finish our game now!
00:22:21Why?
00:22:22It's broken!
00:22:24Oh, come on!
00:22:27The next score stands.
00:22:29But the injured player looks like he cannot continue.
00:22:32Let's hope for a speedy recovery.
00:22:34What are we doing?
00:22:35That's rough in the past.
00:22:36That's a 15-yard penalty, you idiot!
00:22:38Don't make me kick that again, coach.
00:22:44I can't run this field!
00:22:45This is my house, boy!
00:22:46Can't run this field, boy!
00:22:55Oh you mother fucker. Hey, hey, listen to me. Hey, are you blind?
00:23:03Coach, don't question me. If you want to keep coaching, get back to your sideline now.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:09You son of a bitch. How much are you paying these refs?
00:23:11Who cares? Your only star player is out. You have no chance of winning this game today.
00:23:21I have cash to burn. Nobody can touch me.
00:23:25Ted, back to your sideline now.
00:23:28Good job. Got your cash later by the way.
00:23:33Your talent. Big fucking deal.
00:23:37One word from me, Henry gets you fired for leaking my place.
00:23:41The world belongs to people like us.
00:23:45Nice little sweater by the way. Let's go look.
00:23:48Call you back. I think she's calling you.
00:23:58Let's go! Let's go!
00:24:02Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:24:03The Eagles have taken the lead swiftly and there's only ten minutes left on the clock.
00:24:10Looks as though the Knights might not pull off the miracle today.
00:24:13Three of our key players are out. If this keeps up, we're finished.
00:24:17Look, Wes obviously bribed the refs. Unless we can find someone who's good enough to dodge hits and score, we're
00:24:23done for.
00:24:24Come on, Coach. Somebody like that is top tier, at least.
00:24:27We're in the middle of a damn game. How are we supposed to find someone like that?
00:24:38All right, Ted, warm up.
00:24:41Only you can save the Knights for me.
00:24:47Wait, boss. What do you mean warm up?
00:24:51Ted, I did my research. You used to be a star. If I weren't for that accent, you'd be in
00:24:56the Hall of Fame by now.
00:24:58I need you to warm up.
00:25:01Ted. Ted Vincent. The same guy that immediately used to call the best player at NCAA? No way! You were
00:25:07my head coach?
00:25:12Grace, I'm the head coach. I can't just go out there and be a player.
00:25:16Actually, you can. I registered you as a player before we started.
00:25:22You're officially on the roster. You want to warm up?
00:25:34My legs healed. But I haven't played in so long. Can I really do this?
00:25:41Hey. You want that Super Bowl ring or not? Huh? You got this.
00:25:50Now, I'll take the championship that belongs to me.
00:25:58Maybe...
00:25:59Maybe this is my last shot to step on that field as a player.
00:26:12The past injuries are behind me.
00:26:14They won't stop me now.
00:26:26Alright. Let's crush them.
00:26:30Yeah!
00:26:31Yeah!
00:27:13The most wonderful thing about that field is to be...
00:27:14The most wonderful thing about that field is going on.
00:27:15Am I dreaming or am I looking at head coach Ted Vincent?
00:27:18No one out there warming up mid-halftime.
00:27:20It must be raining cats and dogs, because I feel like barking.
00:27:25Ted, you're that leg-broken loser.
00:27:28Don't tell me you're actually thinking of getting in the game.
00:27:30You got that right.
00:27:33You're in your 30s, man. What good is that going to do?
00:27:35My team's valued at over a billion dollars.
00:27:38You're just a worthless cripple.
00:27:40A billion dollars, huh?
00:27:42Good deal.
00:27:43I can single-handedly steamroll your entire team.
00:27:47Your boss is out of her mind.
00:27:48And she thinks you're going to score a single point.
00:27:50And what if I score?
00:27:52What if you score?
00:27:54Let's make a bet.
00:27:56You score one point, you can slap me in the face one time.
00:27:59And when you don't, I get to slap the shit out of you.
00:28:02I need some ice ready.
00:28:04We'll face him in a needle later.
00:28:11Game's almost lost, and he's still talking to me.
00:28:13I'm going to turn his face into a baby.
00:28:16Let's go.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:20You ready?
00:28:31Let's do this.
00:28:59You threw that way too far. No one's got you, man.
00:29:01He don't even know how to play.
00:29:03He's scared stiff.
00:29:05You scared him so bad, he would have thought how to play.
00:29:08Yeah, I got him.
00:29:09I got him stiff.
00:29:24Holy guacamole, the nice quarterback is scrambling out into the open field?
00:29:29I must have ate something weird for breakfast today because I feel like I am tripping, ladies
00:29:34and gentlemen.
00:29:34A scrambling quarterback?
00:29:36Has he lost his mind?
00:29:37Boss, thank God I fired this guy because he would have wrecked their entire team.
00:29:58What a wild play.
00:30:01Nobody even came close to catching Ted Vincent and he makes a score.
00:30:19Best day on nights.
00:30:23He just caught the pass and threw himself.
00:30:25Yes!
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27Yes!
00:30:27I knew I picked it right back.
00:30:29I thought you said he was a worthless cripple.
00:30:32Hang on.
00:30:33It was a fluke.
00:30:34He threw it way too far and then he got lucky.
00:30:36Look at the score.
00:30:37He can't possibly come back.
00:30:40Exactly.
00:30:40I know him.
00:30:41He's a washed up midlife loser.
00:30:44There's no way he's scoring again.
00:30:46Maybe he's just getting lucky.
00:30:49No!
00:30:50Not again.
00:30:51I can't let him score again.
00:30:52I'm not going to be slapped in front of him.
00:30:55Two.
00:30:57From now on, lock on to Ted.
00:31:00If you can't stop him, take him off.
00:31:06It's too late, Ted.
00:31:08Today, your leg breaks again.
00:31:12Ted, watch out!
00:31:23Ted scores again!
00:31:25Oh my gosh!
00:31:27Ted just slipped right through that tap and like it was nothing.
00:31:30Ted Vincent is looking like a superhero.
00:31:33He just cut through our entire defense.
00:31:35God.
00:31:36He's worth at least a hundred million on the open market.
00:31:39What?
00:31:40A hundred million?
00:31:41At least.
00:31:43You called him a washed up nobody.
00:31:45You had a star on the team and you cut him.
00:31:47I don't know how he's doing this.
00:31:49He was a scrub that we had doing odd jobs.
00:31:51I don't...
00:31:52He's not supposed to be good.
00:31:53You idiot!
00:31:55You let this talent walk?
00:31:56Wes must go!
00:32:00This mess is on you, Wes.
00:32:02I should never listen to you.
00:32:05There's no way I can lose this game.
00:32:07If we lose, I'm out.
00:32:08I can't afford to lose everything.
00:32:11Garcia!
00:32:22I saw you like this, Ted.
00:32:27The Knights on offense now.
00:32:30Mike!
00:32:30He just sent the defense flying.
00:32:33That man just was thrown two feet in the air.
00:32:35That is unreal.
00:32:36They look unstoppable.
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:40Hey!
00:32:41Timeout!
00:32:41Timeout!
00:32:47What the hell is going on with him, man?
00:32:49Your intensity just went through the roof.
00:32:53I don't know what's going on.
00:32:56Hey!
00:32:57Rep!
00:32:58I want to file a complaint.
00:32:59These guys are using steroids and I want to file an immediate investigation.
00:33:03Oh, come on!
00:33:04You can't just accuse me of cheating with steroids because I'm winning.
00:33:08What kind of slander is that?
00:33:09You call that slander?
00:33:10Look around, idiot!
00:33:13Everyone's drained and your guys are turning into monsters, alright?
00:33:17Don't play stupid with me.
00:33:19So what if I did?
00:33:21I have every official in my back pocket.
00:33:23Go, go, go, go.
00:33:24Check for yourself.
00:33:25You'll find nothing.
00:33:28You really think games like this are one on the field?
00:33:32Please!
00:33:33Every game like this is run behind the rich behind the scenes.
00:33:37You broke losers never even had a chance.
00:33:41Smart girl.
00:33:42Give me a kiss.
00:33:46You see, Ted.
00:33:48You could break your back your whole life trying to start a family, but Emma does not care.
00:33:52I can treat her however I want and she'll never leave me.
00:33:56I have money.
00:33:58She's trash.
00:34:00And I couldn't care less about her.
00:34:02But this game?
00:34:04I will win.
00:34:08The game continues.
00:34:10Eagles are back on the field.
00:34:16Oh my goodness.
00:34:17Ted just intercepted that pass.
00:34:20He can't even beat an injured 32 year old man.
00:34:23After this game, you're out.
00:34:25Don't panic, sir.
00:34:28You won't win.
00:34:29Stop him!
00:34:30Stop him!
00:34:31Stop him!
00:34:40I can't believe it!
00:34:42Ted with the interception and he scores!
00:34:45Ladies and gentlemen, this is unreal.
00:34:47Is he really 32?
00:34:48How is this possible?
00:34:50Even juiced up he can't stop Ted.
00:34:53Because of you, we lost the top player.
00:34:55After this game, I don't care what it takes.
00:34:58You bring Ted back to me.
00:35:00You understand?
00:35:02Yes.
00:35:16Unbelievable.
00:35:17The Knights have tied it up in the final quarter.
00:35:20Can they pull off another miracle?
00:35:31This time, I'll take home the trophy.
00:35:34There's only one minute left.
00:35:35Ted's got the ball.
00:35:37He is leading the offense.
00:35:38Stop him!
00:35:39If we lose this game, you're all done.
00:35:43Ted throws it, but there's no one there to catch it.
00:35:46It looks like a ghost count on that side of the field.
00:35:48Looks like they gave up on that play.
00:35:50See? I told you. Tech can't win.
00:35:53We'll drag this in overtime and then we'll crush them in.
00:36:09Hail Mary! My God! Tech just pulled off a game winning!
00:36:15Hail Mary!
00:36:22Let's give it up for the nice winner of the game and heading straight to the championship!
00:36:28Yes! We did it!
00:36:36Thank you, Ted. We could not have done this without you.
00:36:41Just don't want to need to be done.
00:36:42Yeah!
00:36:48If you hadn't have fired Ted, we'd be the ones celebrating right now.
00:36:52Come on. I know Ted. He probably just got lucky.
00:36:55Shut your fucking mouth.
00:36:57You go apologize to Ted and bring him back to the Eagles.
00:37:01Yes, sir.
00:37:02All right! Marika, ganamos!
00:37:04Marika!
00:37:10What are you doing here?
00:37:12I'm here to see Ted.
00:37:15Ted, I want you back on the Eagles.
00:37:22What are you waiting for?
00:37:23Apologize to Ted.
00:37:24Now!
00:37:28I'm sorry, Ted.
00:37:30I shouldn't have fired you.
00:37:33Sorry. Now you're sorry?
00:37:35Don't you think it's a little too late for that short stuff?
00:37:38What do you say, Ted?
00:37:40Come back to the Eagles.
00:37:41I'll make you head coach.
00:37:42Give you $100,000 a month, plus bonuses.
00:37:45$2 million a year. Minimum.
00:37:47What? $2 million a year?
00:37:49My useless ex-husband just turned into a damn millionaire.
00:37:52Seriously?
00:37:53Uh, boss.
00:37:55What about me?
00:37:58Shut the fuck up!
00:38:00You'll stay on as Ted's assistant.
00:38:02Maybe clean up after practice while you're at it.
00:38:06Ted!
00:38:08I was just testing you before, but now that you've proven yourself, let's get back together, okay?
00:38:16Back together.
00:38:18Ted, deep down, I have always loved you.
00:38:23And you still love me, right?
00:38:29Back when you betrayed me, you never said anything about love.
00:38:35When you humiliated me with another man, you never said a thing about love.
00:38:43And now, you want to talk about love.
00:38:48Ted, that was all just a misunderstanding, okay? Let's go home and talk. Just the two of us.
00:38:55Ted's not going anywhere with you.
00:38:58He has better options now.
00:39:01Better options.
00:39:03You're just the owner of some trash team. Without Ted, it would still be at the bottom of the league.
00:39:10You really think you could call yourself the better option?
00:39:14Ted.
00:39:15What if I'm not just the owner of the team?
00:39:21Ted, there's something you don't know about me.
00:39:24I'm actually the sole heir to the Taylor family.
00:39:31The Taylor family, the richest family in the world. The trillionaires who have more money than some countries.
00:39:41That's right.
00:39:44So tell me, don't you think I'm the better option now?
00:39:49You just want Ted for his money.
00:39:51What makes you think you have the right to come crawling back?
00:39:55You bitch!
00:39:57You'll pay for this!
00:40:04Ted, come back to the Eagles. I'll give you whatever you want. Name your prize.
00:40:08Appreciate the offer, Henry, but I'm happy with the Knights.
00:40:13They're going to stick around here a while.
00:40:17You sure, son?
00:40:18Don't you want to test yourself on a bigger stage?
00:40:24I've already proven myself with this win with the Knights.
00:40:28I don't need to prove myself to anyone anymore.
00:40:32Dammit, this is your fault!
00:40:33You lost me a top-tier player!
00:40:35You know what? You're done with the Eagles!
00:40:38Pack your shit and get the fuck out!
00:40:42Sir, sir?
00:40:44Please don't fire me!
00:40:47Ted, I owe you a real apology.
00:40:50Just come back to the Eagles.
00:40:52I lost our bet, hair and spare, so you can hit me.
00:40:55If you want.
00:40:56We'll just call even.
00:40:58After, just come back. Come back to the Eagles.
00:41:02Come on!
00:41:04Hit me!
00:41:05Fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:07I know you want to.
00:41:09I know you want to.
00:41:09I know you want to.
00:41:10You fucking hit me, Ted.
00:41:10You saw me fucking your wife, remember that?
00:41:12Fucking hit me!
00:41:36I will never forgive you.
00:41:39I will never join the Eagles.
00:41:42I will never forgive you.
00:41:43Figure out your own mess first.
00:41:45Coach West!
00:41:47We have received reports that you have bribed referees and used illegal performance enhancers.
00:41:52Your coaching license is hereby revoked.
00:41:54You're bound from the NFL.
00:41:55For life.
00:41:56Please come with us.
00:41:57What?
00:41:58This...
00:41:59Ted!
00:42:00You gotta talk to him.
00:42:01If I can't coach, I'll starve.
00:42:03Illegals.
00:42:04I don't even...
00:42:05Please.
00:42:05Please.
00:42:06I'll do anything you want.
00:42:07I'll do anything.
00:42:08People like you...
00:42:10are a disgrace...
00:42:12to the NFL.
00:42:15Ted...
00:42:15Wait!
00:42:16Skip!
00:42:18You're gonna fucking pay for this.
00:42:21You're gonna fucking pay for this, Ted!
00:42:23I'm Alan David Patrick West, goddammit!
00:42:30Hey, I heard you don't really have a place to stay after the divorce.
00:42:36Um...
00:42:37I was thinking...
00:42:38maybe...
00:42:39if you wanted...
00:42:41you could...
00:42:42stay with me.
00:42:44For a little while.
00:42:46It's up to you.
00:42:48Alright.
00:42:50I mean, it's closer to the field anyways, right?
00:42:54Exactly.
00:42:55It's way closer to the field.
00:43:02When they find out how you're treating...
00:43:04the best coach in the fucking league...
00:43:05Sir, sir, sir, sir!
00:43:06Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43:07I'm begging you, please.
00:43:08Let him go.
00:43:10Fuck off me.
00:43:14This is all your fault!
00:43:15If I wanted you, I'd still have one hell of a coach.
00:43:18Sir...
00:43:18Do you really think he won that game on skill alone?
00:43:22What are you getting at?
00:43:23Ted was my assistant.
00:43:24He knows my whole playbook.
00:43:25How else could he have beaten me?
00:43:27That bastard.
00:43:28No wonder he turned down my office.
00:43:34Sir?
00:43:35You still own the Giants.
00:43:37They're headed to the Super Bowl.
00:43:39If you give me another shot, I'll demolish him.
00:43:45And if you lose?
00:43:47Scrubbed stadium toilets for the rest of my life.
00:43:53I'll talk to the commissioner about West.
00:43:55Are you seriously trying to bribe me after what he did?
00:43:58We're taking him out.
00:43:59I'm unofficial of this league and I take it very responsibly.
00:44:01I'm not just going to sit around here and let people thank you so much.
00:44:04I hope you have a good day.
00:44:07This is like a signing bonus for the...
00:44:09You're lucky you don't get fired.
00:44:11That's fair.
00:44:12I'm bringing you to the Giants as an assistant.
00:44:15Don't worry, sir.
00:44:17He's gonna regret everything he's ever done.
00:44:18Yeah, he damn well better.
00:44:33This is my house.
00:44:35And, um, I have spare bedrooms so...
00:44:38Feel free to choose whichever you like.
00:44:40It's usually just me.
00:44:41Alright.
00:44:42Where's the kitchen?
00:44:54Here's the couch.
00:44:55You should come sit.
00:44:57Alright, thanks.
00:45:03I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:06Alright, thanks.
00:45:07I'm gonna go shower now.
00:45:08Casa es su casa.
00:45:10Okay, I'm gonna go now.
00:45:38I'm gonna sit.
00:45:39Hey, are you okay?
00:45:41I just told something!
00:45:46Okay, okay.
00:45:48Oh, my God.
00:45:49Okay.
00:45:52Hey, you probably strained it, okay?
00:45:55Just sit still and let me lose some love for your back.
00:46:21Oh, my God, that's so much better already, actually.
00:46:39I'll, uh, grab you a towel.
00:46:44Don't move.
00:47:03Dad?
00:47:05Ted, tomorrow's your grandfather's birthday.
00:47:07You haven't been home in years.
00:47:09You think he can come back tomorrow?
00:47:11Yeah, Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:47:14I've been so caught up with work the past couple years.
00:47:17Um, I'll definitely make it back tomorrow.
00:47:20Great, great.
00:47:23I'll be waiting for you, son.
00:47:25Okay, bye.
00:47:30Everything okay?
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:36It's just, uh,
00:47:40my grandpa's birthday tomorrow.
00:47:42I haven't seen them in a long time.
00:47:46Well, I know that they're gonna be really happy to see you.
00:47:52You know,
00:47:56I was thinking, um,
00:47:59if you're not busy tomorrow,
00:48:01if you don't have any plans,
00:48:05maybe you could come with me,
00:48:06or if I could introduce you to them.
00:48:10What?
00:48:12You want to introduce me to your family?
00:48:15I mean, we might make a good team.
00:48:17What do you think?
00:48:17Mm-hmm.
00:48:19Yeah, you'd be a good sidekick, I think.
00:48:21Oh.
00:48:22I'd be the sidekick?
00:48:24I'm gonna be the star.
00:48:25Would you be okay if that's how this worked out?
00:48:27If it works out?
00:48:30I guess we'll be two stars.
00:48:32I'll take that.
00:48:33Two stars.
00:48:35Then I better get some gifts.
00:48:37Well, if you do,
00:48:39nothing too expensive, okay?
00:48:41No, it is my first time meeting them,
00:48:43and I have to make a good impression.
00:48:45Actually, I'm gonna go right now
00:48:48and have Emily help me pick out some good gifts.
00:48:55And maybe, after you win the championship,
00:48:58I'll give you Mark's back.
00:49:08It's been a while.
00:49:10I just hope you're doing okay, Dad.
00:49:20Mr. Vincent, it's Emily.
00:49:22Grace has to take care of some billionaire stuff.
00:49:25She'll be late, but she'll be there.
00:49:27Alright, no problem.
00:49:48Well, well, well.
00:49:50Look who finally decided to show up.
00:49:53Our city boy, Ted.
00:49:55What?
00:49:56All those years working out there,
00:49:58and you still can't afford a car?
00:50:01Take a look.
00:50:03Land Rover.
00:50:04700 grand.
00:50:05You probably couldn't afford one if you like that.
00:50:08No, no, no.
00:50:09Alan?
00:50:10Don't be so mean to your cousin.
00:50:13I'm sure that you can feed yourself now, right?
00:50:15It's just a bit early to be thinking about getting a car,
00:50:19unless, of course, it's a broken-down, second-hand junker.
00:50:25Actually, I could afford one.
00:50:27I just haven't felt the need.
00:50:31Cool.
00:50:32Listen to yourself.
00:50:34You talk like you just go out there and buy a luxury car anytime you want.
00:50:38Ted, piece of advice.
00:50:40Maybe try checking your bank account before you start bragging.
00:50:44Guys, guys.
00:50:45Enough.
00:50:46Today's your grandpa's birthday.
00:50:49It's not a circus.
00:50:51Well, let's go inside before this gets ugly.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:54Sorry.
00:50:54Let's go.
00:51:00Family.
00:51:02Gotta love them.
00:51:07Ethan.
00:51:09Sophia.
00:51:11Alan.
00:51:15My boy.
00:51:17I already came.
00:51:22I'm sorry.
00:51:23I should have come home a lot sooner.
00:51:25It's okay.
00:51:26You're here.
00:51:27It's all that counts.
00:51:28You're here.
00:51:29What is with all this emotion?
00:51:31He has been gone for years and he has back with nothing to show for it.
00:51:36I don't care if you're not so free.
00:51:40He's healthy.
00:51:41He's safe.
00:51:42It's all that matters.
00:51:44Oh.
00:51:45Your health's nice and all.
00:51:47But money's what really matters here.
00:51:51You know, my son, Alan, is already the security manager for the Knights at 400 grand a year.
00:51:58400 grand.
00:51:59I mean, that's more than the two of you will ever see in a lifetime.
00:52:03You know, you should beg, Alan, to give Ted a job.
00:52:07I mean, unless, of course, you just want to be broke like you.
00:52:14Alan, could you really get Ted a job?
00:52:19Well, technically someone like him doesn't deserve a spot with the Knights, but if you beg nicely, I might find
00:52:27him a janitor job.
00:52:28A janitor job.
00:52:31That's all you can do is find Ted a janitor job.
00:52:35You should be grateful that Alan is even offering him that.
00:52:39Do you know how many people would kill to work for the Knights now?
00:52:43Just don't blow it.
00:52:44Yeah, that's right.
00:52:45With me in charge, even cleaning bathrooms pays better than whatever he's doing.
00:52:51I don't know.
00:52:52Tell me.
00:52:54Alan, how much does this janitor job pay?
00:52:57Is it over 2 million a year?
00:53:03You're saying that you have a salary of 2 million?
00:53:082 million, but please.
00:53:10A loser like you could make that kind of money in like 10 lifetimes.
00:53:15Oh, Oliver.
00:53:17My son is trying to help your son get a decent job.
00:53:20And he throws out a figure like that.
00:53:22He clearly doesn't want the job.
00:53:24You didn't mean it.
00:53:27It was a joke.
00:53:30Alan, if you could get Ted a position with the Knights, I would make sure I thank you properly.
00:53:37Oh, please.
00:53:38What could a broke man like you give me that is worth my time?
00:53:43Dad, hey.
00:53:45You do not need to beg them for anything, okay?
00:53:48I already work for the Knights.
00:53:51What?
00:53:53Work for the Knights?
00:53:58You work for the Knights?
00:54:01You've got some nerve, Ted.
00:54:04You're in your 30s, so nobody.
00:54:07You expect us to believe that you work for the Knights?
00:54:12I'm taking the Knights all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:15Took them all the way to the Super Bowl.
00:54:17You're trying to tell me that the Knights making it all the way to the Super Bowl is thanks to
00:54:24you.
00:54:24That's right.
00:54:30Oh, please.
00:54:31Everyone knows.
00:54:32You're just a washed up cripple.
00:54:34You're not even fit to clean the toilets.
00:54:36And you're saying that you're responsible for taking the Knights all the way through the finals.
00:54:42Oliver, your son's not only broke, he's obviously delusional.
00:54:46I know my son.
00:54:49He's not a liar.
00:54:51Oh, really?
00:54:53He doesn't lie.
00:54:54Okay.
00:54:54Then, Helen, genius.
00:54:56What exactly did you do for the Knights?
00:55:00I'm the head coach.
00:55:06You...
00:55:07You're the head coach.
00:55:08Is that what you're saying?
00:55:10Oh, come on.
00:55:11Your lies are giving me more and more ridiculous.
00:55:14You the head coach of the Knights?
00:55:16Ow.
00:55:17Tell me he's making it up.
00:55:19I'm just a security manager.
00:55:21I don't have access to the field, let alone the execs or the head coach.
00:55:26Hell, how would I even know he's lying or not?
00:55:29He's just trying to act a big shot.
00:55:31Make us forget that he's broke.
00:55:34This loser would never be a head coach.
00:55:38Yeah, a loser like him could never run a team like the Knights.
00:55:42If I didn't work for the Knights, I might have believed you, Ted.
00:55:46Nice try, by the way.
00:55:48You're no head coach.
00:55:50You're just a fraud in cheap clothes.
00:55:54So, all of you think that I'm lying?
00:55:58A head coach dressed like that?
00:56:01Next time you want to try playing rich, at least get yourself a new suit first.
00:56:12Hello and welcome everyone.
00:56:14Welcome to the place.
00:56:15Please take a look at our menu.
00:56:17A certain standing with porcolini is too.
00:56:23Wait, wait, wait.
00:56:23Is that Coach Ted the head coach of the Knights?
00:56:32Wait, what?
00:56:34He is the Knights head coach?
00:56:35Of course!
00:56:36If it wasn't for Coach Ted joining our team this year, we never would have made the finals.
00:56:41Coach Ted, I am a die-hard Knights fan.
00:56:45Coach Ted, you're kind of a personal hero of mine.
00:56:47Would you mind taking a picture with me?
00:56:51Of course.
00:56:57Oh my gosh, this is the best, I can't believe this.
00:56:59I just want to head coach of the Knights.
00:57:02I'm going to be telling everybody about this.
00:57:04Thank you so much.
00:57:06Of course.
00:57:11Dad, this is what I came home to celebrate with you.
00:57:15I'm taking my team to the Super Bowl.
00:57:19Son, is it really true?
00:57:22No way!
00:57:24That guy's obviously an actor.
00:57:26You pay to trick us.
00:57:27There's no way you're the head coach of the championship contending team.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:34Just admit it.
00:57:36You're a nobody.
00:57:37A fraud.
00:57:39You'll end up just like your broke old father.
00:57:43Scraping by for life.
00:57:50You can insult me all you want, but don't you dare insult my father.
00:58:00Enough!
00:58:07So what if you made the stupid finals?
00:58:11Today is your grandfather's birthday.
00:58:14Did you bring him any gifts?
00:58:20Relax.
00:58:21You broke bastard.
00:58:23You mean you showed up at this party empty handed and you still had the nerve to crash this party?
00:58:27We did bring something so fair.
00:58:35I made this thing myself.
00:58:38It's from father.
00:58:40You've got to be pretty.
00:58:42You're so broke you're a gift in a stick.
00:58:45Oh please.
00:58:47Let's see what kind of trash you made.
00:58:53You actually brought this junk as a gift.
00:58:56Perfect.
00:58:57I wouldn't even pick this up off the ground.
00:59:00Let's put the trash where it belongs.
00:59:05What are you doing?
00:59:11No!
00:59:19What are you doing?
00:59:22I spent three months making it.
00:59:26Look at me.
00:59:26This is the type of thing that will get you fucked up for the rest of your life.
00:59:34What, you want to hit me now?
00:59:36You can't even bring a decent gift and you still have the nerve to crash this party out?
00:59:40Show me what a real gift looks like.
00:59:42With pleasure.
00:59:47This one.
00:59:49It's actually 50 grand.
00:59:52A little fancier than your wooden stick.
00:59:56Wait for it.
00:59:59This one right here.
01:00:01The keys to Mercedes GT.
01:00:04Birthday gift from mom.
01:00:06200 grand.
01:00:07Easy.
01:00:08200,000 dollars.
01:00:11You two won't make that in a lifetime.
01:00:13The best one.
01:00:15Take a look.
01:00:19Half a million dollars in cash.
01:00:23Dad's gift for grandpa.
01:00:26God.
01:00:27All these gifts add up to 750,000 dollars.
01:00:31Oliver, people like you haven't seen this kind of money in your lifetime.
01:00:37They're not even a million dollars.
01:00:39That's the cheap section of the gift shop.
01:00:42Who said that?
01:00:57Sorry, Ted.
01:00:58Hope I'm not too late.
01:01:02Who are you?
01:01:04She looks familiar.
01:01:06I've seen her somewhere before.
01:01:09Wait.
01:01:10Was it at the night stadium?
01:01:12I'm Ted's girlfriend.
01:01:14So you're the girl Ted's been telling me about.
01:01:16He said you were beautiful.
01:01:18He wasn't exaggerating.
01:01:20That's very kind of you.
01:01:22Oh.
01:01:24Beauty and the Beast, huh?
01:01:26I don't understand what you see in him.
01:01:29The guy's a cripple.
01:01:30He can't even afford a decent gift.
01:01:32You think our gifts are cheap?
01:01:34Why don't you show us something better?
01:01:37Well, I didn't have much time to prepare, but...
01:01:41I pulled a little something from my own collection.
01:01:44Hopefully grandpa doesn't mind.
01:01:46Oh, from your collection, huh?
01:01:48You sure it's not some junk you brought from the attic?
01:01:51So, hurry up and show us what kind of trash you brought.
01:01:57Nothing extravagant, just a painting.
01:02:00A painting?
01:02:01Please.
01:02:02How expensive could that be?
01:02:06It's Picasso's Weeping Woman.
01:02:08Work around three million dollars.
01:02:17What?
01:02:19There is no way that piece of junk is worth that much.
01:02:23You're lying.
01:02:25This painting was auctioned for three million in 2015.
01:02:29After all these years, it's probably worth a lot more money.
01:02:32So, tell me.
01:02:34Do I now have the right to call your gifts cheap?
01:02:38Who says it's real?
01:02:40None of us here can tell.
01:02:41Well, for all we know, it's a fake.
01:02:45Here's the auction receipt.
01:02:47That should be enough proof.
01:02:49You're right. Like, that receipt is a fake, too.
01:02:52Look at that.
01:02:53Come on.
01:02:54What kind of rich woman dates a cripple?
01:02:58Exactly.
01:02:59I mean, only a blind one.
01:03:01Because any real rich girl would never date a loser like that.
01:03:05Ted, if you can't bring a real gift to the party,
01:03:08Just don't bring a forgery, okay? To grandpa's party.
01:03:12Ethan! This is a misunderstanding.
01:03:14Father has a good eye for our...
01:03:16Why don't we let him judge for himself?
01:03:19This trash?
01:03:21You want grandpa to actually appraise this?
01:03:24Trash like this belongs on the floor!
01:03:27We are!
01:03:36What just happened?
01:03:41That is...
01:03:42Alan, what did you just tear up?
01:03:45Oh, grandpa is just a painting.
01:03:48These guys were trying to give it to you as a gift.
01:03:50I could tell it was so fake, I just tore it up.
01:03:53A fake painting?
01:03:55They said the painting was a Picasso with three million dollars.
01:03:58But I mean, look at them.
01:04:00They could not afford something like that.
01:04:02It has to be a fake.
01:04:07A Picasso.
01:04:09Oh my god.
01:04:11See? Grandpa doesn't even want that kind of trash messing up the floor.
01:04:15You guys better get out of here. You're not welcome.
01:04:23Alan?
01:04:25Come here.
01:04:25Yes, grandpa.
01:04:27That's my boy. That's my boy. All that college education.
01:04:31And you turned out to be such a big idiot!
01:04:35What? Just shut your mouth!
01:04:38Why? Why did you hit me?
01:04:40You just destroyed three million dollars, you idiot!
01:04:45What? Three million dollars?
01:04:47You can't believe their story. It's obviously a knock-off.
01:04:50You're painting antiques longer than you've been alive and I know real from fake.
01:04:55It was worth more than three million until you ruined it!
01:05:01What? It's real?
01:05:06Ted, you bought this painting?
01:05:09Grandpa, this is my girlfriend. She's the one who brought it.
01:05:13No.
01:05:14Grandpa, I'm so sorry.
01:05:16It was intended to be your birthday gift, but someone thought it was fake and tore it up.
01:05:22No. It cannot be real.
01:05:24No. I mean, he may be the nice head coach, but he can't afford something like this.
01:05:30It has to be a fake, obviously.
01:05:33I got it. Ted must have stolen Team Flux.
01:05:37He's been lying this whole time, and now he says that they grabbed it from her collection?
01:05:42Come on. I'm calling you cops.
01:05:45Alan, the truth is right in front of you. You just refuse to see it.
01:05:52Sweetheart, you're way too gorgeous to waste your time with a crook like him.
01:05:57Come with me instead. I can show you the high life.
01:06:02The high life?
01:06:03Of course. I'm the night security manager. I mean, what are we talking about here?
01:06:08This guy is just a criminal. If you don't want to end up in prison with him, you'll want to
01:06:15be on my side.
01:06:16You know it.
01:06:17How dare you threaten her?
01:06:19Do you even know who she is?
01:06:21Sure I do.
01:06:23She's Ted's girlfriend.
01:06:25Ted, don't worry. Once you're locked up, I'm going to take very good care of her.
01:06:33Well, I'm not going to jail, Alan.
01:06:37Actually, Grace owns the nights.
01:06:43What?
01:06:47You're lying.
01:06:50I told you. My son is a lie.
01:06:53Oh my God.
01:06:56No wonder she looked familiar.
01:06:59You truly are the night's owner.
01:07:02Oh my God.
01:07:04What have I done?
01:07:06You have a lot of nerve.
01:07:09First you destroy a $3 million painting of lying.
01:07:12And then you try hitting on me.
01:07:14Tell me, Alan. How do you plan on paying for this?
01:07:17You didn't pay for that? $3 million? Even if I sold myself, I could never pay that off.
01:07:24Oh, no, no, no. It's all a misunderstanding. I mean, he was just being impulsive. Please, please have mercy on
01:07:31us.
01:07:31Absolutely.
01:07:32A misunderstanding.
01:07:34Huh?
01:07:35Was it a misunderstanding when you insulted us earlier?
01:07:38Ted, Alan actually knows he's wrong.
01:07:41Yes.
01:07:42We're very, very sorry. Can you let this go, please?
01:07:45Please.
01:07:48Obviously, you have loads of money. I mean, you're not going to miss a few million, but this would ruin
01:07:55my family.
01:07:57You want me to forgive him?
01:07:59Please.
01:08:01If I were the one who damaged the property, would you be so quick to forgive me?
01:08:07Listen.
01:08:09You can mock me all you'd like.
01:08:12But don't ever insult my father.
01:08:18Oliver, please. Please. I'm so sorry. I shouldn't have disrespected you. He's right.
01:08:23No, please. We're so sorry.
01:08:24Ted, we're so very sorry.
01:08:26Ted, I'll do anything. Please forgive me. Please.
01:08:30You think money makes you better than everyone else?
01:08:33You have less class than a man begging on the streets.
01:08:38You will pay for what you've done.
01:08:42Here's the auction received from the painting. Amount three million.
01:08:47You have three days to be in full.
01:08:53Also, Alan, you're fired from the nights permanently.
01:08:57Pendejo.
01:08:59Oh, Alan, I'm so sorry.
01:09:00If we had known he was so powerful, we'd never would have crossed him.
01:09:05You got time. You got a taste of your own ways.
01:09:07Come on, Grandpa.
01:09:10Let's get into another room to celebrate your birthday.
01:09:13Come on.
01:09:14Good idea.
01:09:15Tomorrow.
01:09:24All right, Spencer. Opponents for the finals are the Giants.
01:09:28Their opponent is Henry, so you need to be careful.
01:09:30He's really not the type to let things go.
01:09:32Relax. I got this.
01:09:35West?
01:09:39Your coach's license got revoked.
01:09:41How are you even allowed in here?
01:09:43If it weren't for Ted, I wouldn't be in this mess in the first place.
01:09:46Luckily, Henry pulled some strings and paid the right people off.
01:09:50I'm the Giants assistant coach now.
01:09:53You tried every trick in the book to beat Ted.
01:09:56And you still lost.
01:09:58Don't try to blame him for your failure.
01:10:01This time's different.
01:10:03The Giants are a real powerhouse.
01:10:06Worth over two billion dollars, I think that's twenty times the amount of your pathetic team's budget.
01:10:13He'll never win.
01:10:19I've got a plan for the Giants.
01:10:22You.
01:10:26Please.
01:10:27If it were for you being my former assistant and knowing my plays, you wouldn't do one last time.
01:10:32So what's cheating?
01:10:34Silly plays, huh?
01:10:35In the end, you're still a loser!
01:10:43No. You lost to Ted.
01:10:45You don't have the right to try to question his skill.
01:10:48Win.
01:10:49I win the championship?
01:10:52No, I have nothing else to say.
01:10:55You'll never win.
01:10:56How about a bet?
01:10:58Loser is the winner.
01:11:00Ten million dollars?
01:11:02Swears off football forever.
01:11:05We salute your apology.
01:11:17Damn you, Ted!
01:11:18You're gonna make sure you're out of the NFL for good!
01:11:21You'll never get back off!
01:11:26The Giants, three-time defending champions, and the most dominant force in the league, face off the Knights today.
01:11:33They've been unstoppable under Coach Ted Vinson, and have 13 straight wins.
01:11:39So, we will take home the trophy tonight.
01:11:43Here we go, the Knights push forward for their first offensive move, and it is not looking good.
01:11:48There is a serious gap in their strength.
01:11:51The Giants' defense holds firm.
01:11:53They truly are the best.
01:11:55This is not good.
01:11:57I knew their physical stats were higher, but I didn't expect the difference to be this big.
01:12:01What's wrong, Ted?
01:12:03The game just started, you can't choke yet.
01:12:06Three drives, can't even get 20 yards.
01:12:07Fucking pathetic.
01:12:10Guess his luck ran out.
01:12:11Now that he's facing real talent, there's no way he's walking out of this one with a win.
01:12:17Coach, what do we do now?
01:12:20Trust me.
01:12:21I got this.
01:12:27Seriously, Ted, a field goal?
01:12:28Where's that fancy playbook?
01:12:31Come on, big shot. See a Hail Mary.
01:12:33Please.
01:12:34A guy with a busted leg trying to win a championship?
01:12:38What a joke!
01:12:40He couldn't move the ball once.
01:12:41There's no way he makes this game.
01:12:43On this field, nothing speaks louder than points.
01:12:49The kick is up!
01:12:51And it's...
01:12:52The Knights' score from 50 yards back!
01:12:56Unbelievable!
01:12:57This is why we do what we do.
01:12:59Oh, man.
01:13:01It's awesome.
01:13:02Hey, as long as I'm here, this team don't lose!
01:13:07Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:13:13Whoa!
01:13:22Yeah!
01:13:23The Knights' score, the unmistrator weeh'e!
01:13:25The spring, the massive gap in spring!
01:13:27The score is now 17-70.
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?!
01:13:32This game's almost over!
01:13:34You stop that son of a bitch, or you're fucking fired!
01:13:38You said you could beat this guy!
01:13:40If you lose this game, you'd be scrubbing fucking toilets!
01:13:44I have no other option?
01:13:47I can't win?
01:13:48Fucking useless! Every fucking one of you, useless!
01:13:57Nice, nice!
01:14:30What the hell?
01:14:32What the hell?
01:14:34What the hell?
01:14:35What the hell?
01:14:36Nobody thought it could happen!
01:14:37Nobody wanted it to, besides me!
01:14:40But guess what?
01:14:42The Knights are the NFL Championship!
01:14:44You can sleep well tonight, Mom!
01:14:47Ted, I know you won't be sleeping, you'll be doing a lot of other things tonight!
01:14:51And enjoy, my friend!
01:14:52You deserve it!
01:14:54The NFL Champions!
01:14:56More Knights!
01:15:05Hey!
01:15:07How you going, Wes?
01:15:10Did you remember our bet?
01:15:14If I recall, it was, uh...
01:15:17Loser of this game owes the other 10 million dollars.
01:15:21And...
01:15:21Has to leave the NFL permanently.
01:15:2310 million dollars.
01:15:26I could work my whole life and not make that kind of money.
01:15:29Ted, have mercy.
01:15:31We used to be colleagues!
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:33Remember?
01:15:34We...
01:15:35I don't know, I don't know.
01:15:37Ted, if I'm forced out of the NFL, what if I'm doing?
01:15:40You can't let him off like that!
01:15:42If it weren't for him, we wouldn't have been sabotaged!
01:15:45He costs our guys everything!
01:15:46He has to pay!
01:15:48Yeah, guys like him are poisoned.
01:15:49Come on, coach.
01:15:50You can't let him get away with this.
01:15:52Ooh!
01:15:54Okay.
01:16:03Ted, I was wrong.
01:16:06I never should have done what I did.
01:16:10And if you forgive me, I will do anything you ask.
01:16:15As per our bet, you leave the NFL permanently.
01:16:22But out of the kindness of my heart, I brought the 10 million dollars.
01:16:27But, you need to apologize to every single one of my players.
01:16:38Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39Yeah.
01:16:39No, no problem.
01:16:40Yeah.
01:16:40Really sorry about it.
01:16:42Really, really sorry.
01:16:43Hope your legs are okay.
01:16:44Hey, man.
01:16:45Really sorry about it.
01:16:46Really sorry about it.
01:16:47Really sorry about it.
01:16:47You've got a great arm, by the way.
01:16:51I don't know.
01:16:51You!
01:16:52Son of a bitch.
01:16:54If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be forced out of the NFL.
01:16:57You told me to take out your players.
01:16:59You did.
01:17:00I'm gonna tell him.
01:17:01I'm gonna report him on the police.
01:17:05Damn it.
01:17:06You fucking piece of trash.
01:17:09If it weren't for your big fat mouth, I'd already have that trophy.
01:17:13Yeah.
01:17:14It was all West.
01:17:17Look.
01:17:18So what?
01:17:18We have a beef between us.
01:17:21Come join my team.
01:17:22Help me win the next championship.
01:17:24Whatever you want, you got it.
01:17:27Aren't you worried that intentionally injuring other players is gonna get you expelled by the league?
01:17:35NFL rules are for poor people.
01:17:37Unless the commissioner himself is involved in this.
01:17:41Money can fix anything.
01:17:44Ted, you're wasting your time on this small team.
01:17:47Come join me.
01:17:48We'll build a super team.
01:17:50We'll win every Super Bowl.
01:17:55I'm gonna go ahead and politely decline your offer.
01:18:00But you know, I think you need to start figuring out how you're gonna explain all that to the commissioner.
01:18:07Davis, considering your egregious actions, all teams under your ownership are suspended immediately.
01:18:12You are banned from participating in the NFL in any capacity and fined $100 million.
01:18:18Come on, man.
01:18:19$100 million?
01:18:23Ted, work with me here.
01:18:24You can fix this.
01:18:26Tell him it was just a misunderstanding.
01:18:28God.
01:18:29He was just a jet hulk.
01:18:31I don't know.
01:18:32Maybe you need to figure out how you're gonna pay that $100 million, too.
01:18:35But you know, for a rich guy like you, that shouldn't be a problem.
01:18:39Right?
01:18:42All right, boys.
01:18:42Get him out of here.
01:18:43I'm tired of this.
01:18:44Hey, guys.
01:18:45Chill.
01:18:46Think about what you're doing.
01:18:47I can give you everything.
01:18:49I can give you everything.
01:18:50Ted!
01:18:50I'm sorry, Ted!
01:18:51What are you doing?
01:18:58Grace.
01:19:00I got the championship.
01:19:04I've got the girl.
01:19:06Now.
01:19:10let it sound for my Christmas gift.
01:19:12Hm.
01:19:16Ruling on the Field stands.
01:19:23I'll be okay.
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