00:14Kelly went out with Brad over summer. No wonder she's number one.
00:18Brad, the football god. He's so hot, but Connor's more my type.
00:25Okay, let's find us.
00:36Great. We're dead last. Again.
00:48Aw, sorry honey. No spot in the hallway for the dead last loser.
00:57Forget it. Let's hurry. Game's starting soon.
01:03Let's go!
01:05Yes!
01:07No!
01:12Tarner! Tarner! Tarner!
01:14Let's go!
01:16Let's go!
01:18Let's go!
01:21Let's go, Eagles! Let's go!
01:23Let's go, Ian!
01:28Brad, stop showing off! Catch it!
01:30Relax. I got you.
01:36Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad! Brad!
01:40Come on! Tessa, did you see that?
01:42Connor Vaughn and Brad Dawson, the two hottest guys at school.
01:45Uh-huh.
01:46Dating either one of them is basically a one-way ticket to popular queen.
01:52Yeah, that's why half of the students are failing their SATs.
01:56I mean, this sounds like a rock concert, not a high school football game.
02:00Touchdown!
02:01Woo!
02:03Yes!
02:04Woo!
02:05Woo!
02:15Woo!
02:16Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:17Woo!
02:18Woo!
02:19Woo!
02:20Woo!
02:24Woo!
02:25No, I-I-I-I...
02:26Damn!
02:28This is so awkward!
02:38No, I-I-I-I...
02:42I don't have time for this.
02:46Woo!
02:47He goes on top!
02:49Woo!
02:51Wh shit!
02:54Connor should be more like Brad. The crowd loves him, and he loves them right back.
02:59Well, he's a narcissist. I mean, he thinks he's better than everyone. Come on, let's start.
03:11oh look the creepy crawlies are out dreaming about guys they could never get within their
03:16wildest dreams as if
03:25you know you can't just stand here and be rude and act like you're better than everyone
03:31babe better I don't just think I'm better I am better didn't you see the rankings I'm the popular
03:41queen and you you're the undateable nerd I mean it's it's fine they're just being rude let's go what did
04:07you say just because you're about it if whatever it doesn't mean anything Kaylee rules the school
04:13don't you forget it you're nothing but a last
04:27no that's it I'm sick and tired of this imperial monarchy BS what are you gonna do
04:39I'm I'm gonna change yeah I'm gonna get to the top of that stupid list I'm sick and tired of
04:48Kelly's
04:48stupid rules I'm gonna rewrite them but what are you gonna do first is dating one of the boys at
05:01the
05:01top who's your target which one's your target at least not Connor no not Connor but Brad's sweet to
05:17everyone that's it Brad's my target I'm so excited so what's your plan first step sexy photo right got it
05:32okay so you take the sexy pic and I'll get Brad's number okay tell me this is too much yes
05:44it's perfect
05:45it's perfect are you sure yes yes okay ready yes
05:51go
05:54oh my god oh my god this is good
06:20is that him
06:23oh my god oh my god what are you saying what are you saying
06:28mysterious what's next you'll find out if you if you what do I say next I have the highest GPA
06:43and I
06:44know how to send a text maybe if you say please
07:07me in the boys locker room after school
07:09fraud said yes oh my gosh I guess guys aren't as hard as calculus
07:18once I land this date with Brad I'm rewriting Kelly's rules she's done
07:34check this out the girl that's ranked last in the popularity rankings she asked for her number she's gave her
07:40some random digits
07:45you know for real though I'm kind of curious how cringe can a straight-up bottom nerd
07:50gets
07:50look bro it's this one oh my god oh the glasses the grandma oh shit oh fuck god my eyes
07:59oh
08:00oh my god get that shit away from me
08:06you really do have bad eyesight
08:11the hell'd you say I said you really do have bad eyesight that's why in the game
08:16there's a perfect pass but you didn't see the two defenders coming up behind you
08:20no no no that was an accident okay hey what the hell does that have to do with this
08:24anyway okay on the field you only see the end zone not the risk and now you're
08:29mocking someone you don't even know cuz she doesn't fit your shallow fucking beauty
08:32standard you're really gonna start some shit over some nerd have you lost your
08:37mind it's not about her it's the fact that you're talking shit behind some
08:41girls back
08:41you're not about her it's the fact that you're not about her it's the fact that you're
08:50so fucking angry I almost almost peed myself
08:56cheer up Tessa let's not ruin tonight we need to make a good impression
09:15Linda Darlene oh Tessa hi welcome home I'll suddenly be down at any minute
09:35you
09:41oh you know each other already well excellent yeah yeah practically everyone knows Connor
09:53Vaughn he's like famous at school or something yeah right back at you Tessa you've made quite the impression at
10:03school did he completely get the wrong idea today at the field I think I actually have a thing for
10:10him
10:11fantastic
10:11fantastic
10:12I could skip the awkward getting to know each other part
10:15now you're not just only friends
10:18classmates
10:20but your family
10:23isn't that fun
10:25what
10:26what
10:27she's my stepsister
10:30Tessa
10:31Linda was telling me how well you're doing in school
10:34maybe you can help Connor with his grades
10:38what
10:39and
10:39and
10:40make sure you keep him off the football field
10:42his last major injury
10:44landed him in the ICU
10:45okay dad
10:46no one needs to know all that
10:48that was forever ago
10:50of course
10:52think of it as a
10:53secret
10:59we're not seriously
11:00we're not seriously agreeing to that
11:01are we?
11:07hmmm
11:08yes
11:09Mr. Vaughn
11:10I will take great care of my new
11:15step-brother
11:29oh my god
11:31there's no way people know about my day with Brad already
11:40we heard the good news
11:42congratulations Tessa
11:43but I haven't even done anything yet
11:47no silly
11:48the entire school voted
11:50and you're officially
11:51the undateable nerd queen of our school
11:56wait
11:56what?
11:59what?
12:00what?
12:01stop!
12:01what are you guys doing?
12:02stop! let go!
12:04here's your royal necklace
12:05your majesty
12:07oh my god
12:08oh my god
12:10long may she reign
12:12that's probably the coolest you will ever get
12:15did things
12:15enjoy it while it lasts
12:16okay that's not true okay
12:18you know what I actually
12:19have a date
12:20with Brad Dawson
12:23oh
12:25what?
12:32god is this virgin nerd really telling the truth?
12:36you
12:36since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:39since when did Brad go for off the rack
12:44dream day
12:45fall fast
12:46crash hard
12:47hmm
12:52Brad's in way better shape than I thought
13:01you
13:06you
13:07you
13:08are you stalking me?
13:10what?
13:11no
13:12no
13:13what are you talking about?
13:19pretending you're trying to keep an eye on me?
13:21yeah you sent me this sexy seductive photo?
13:23what game are you trying to play?
13:26no
13:26no no no no no I sent that to Brad
13:30wait why the hell is that on your phone?
13:44where's Brad?
13:46I don't see him anywhere
13:48did you get scared by the stamps of your v-card?
13:53I see
13:55you and Kelly are trying to set me up
13:57aren't you?
14:09no
14:09oh
14:09oh my gosh
14:10oh my god
14:12oh my god
14:15oh my god
14:16oh my god
14:17oh my god
14:18oh my god
14:20oh my god
14:20no no no no this can't be happening
14:22hey Quinn
14:23I'm a huge fan of your work
14:27I'm a Davenport nerd queen
14:29Undateable nerd queen!
14:32Undateable nerd queen!
14:35You did this, you jerk!
14:38Connor Vaughn, I hate you!
14:45Looking for this?
14:57What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:05Leave you alone?
15:10You're the one that exposed me and tried to humiliate me in front of the whole school by showing everyone
15:15my picture.
15:17You asshole!
15:19What are you talking about?
15:24I don't know what you've heard about me, but I would never leak someone's photos.
15:31Okay, thanks.
15:33You still didn't answer my question.
15:35What's it gonna take for you to give up all that damn supervision and leave me alone?
15:43You know Brad Dawson, the guy on your team?
15:50The narcissistic pretty boy?
15:52Yeah, unfortunately I do.
15:54Good.
15:55Now we can talk.
15:58Let's make a deal.
15:59I will cover your training and you have to help me get with Brad.
16:05What's in it for me?
16:06When you play football, I'll be your perfect alibi.
16:10Deal?
16:14Deal.
16:14Deal.
16:20Operation Underd is a go.
16:23I already studied all the techniques, so I'm a pro.
16:29What the hell is that?
16:31Head tilt, breathing techniques, and...
16:37Okay, first things first.
17:01Better.
17:03I can't go to school like this, though.
17:06If you want to attract someone as shallow as Brad, you gotta dress like it.
17:18Look at your eyes.
17:21Not bad.
17:28Uh, let's look at the next step.
17:30Why don't we go to... go to...
17:36I've never felt a guy like this.
17:40He's...
17:40solid.
17:43What are you doing?
17:46Your heart race to the roof, Professor?
17:49If you can't even handle touching someone,
17:52how do you plan on kissing someone?
17:54I... I was just...
17:57Oh!
17:59A rookie like you...
18:00One last a second...
18:01with Brad.
18:05Show you a lesson...
18:06I can teach you.
18:08Oh my god, but...
18:10Is he going to...
18:11kiss me?
18:12You...
18:12Oh my god...
18:13Uh I can't even know, but......
18:15Miss
18:15I don't know... Yeahy,
18:17we gotta go to... You can exit
18:17the roof here... Like... for
18:17Need a
18:17drive over today... If you haven't
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