00:00Eyes on me.
00:03I just want everyone here to know that I know we all experience a great shock.
00:09Everyone here is grieving.
00:11And the last place we want to be is some silly little acting class, right?
00:17But that is the exact moment when humanity needs me, us, the most to make sense of this tragedy.
00:27Because I ask you at a time like this, is there anyone more important than the artist?
00:33Don't answer that. It's fucking rhetorical.
00:36Didn't he direct Donna the Seven?
00:38Yeah, but then he showed his take to Minky Kelly and now he's in director's show.
00:41Oh, shit.
00:43Artists, everybody, we are the truth tellers. We are the soothsayers.
00:47So, welcome to acting for auditions.
00:53How the fuck did I get here?
00:54Okay, I want everyone here to partner up and come in next week with a prepared scene.
00:59Because I want to see what kind of clay I'll be sculpting with.
01:09Okay, let's go pair up everybody. Great first class.
01:12I'll see you next week.
01:14Please bring the funk, not the junk.
01:16Awesome stuff.
01:17Get my car and get me the fuck out of here. This is my cocktail. Run.
01:24Hey.
01:27Hey.
01:28It's the Wes, right?
01:31Um...
01:32Yeah, uh...
01:36Sorry.
01:38Liam, you piece of shit. Let me guess. You made this poor girl get small because that's the only way
01:44your prick looks big?
01:46What? That's...
01:49No.
01:51Go. Go.
01:53Wait, did he tell you?
01:54No, I've known him since drama camp.
01:56He bangs everyone to compensate for his tiny thimble dick.
01:59I should have warned you. I'm sorry.
02:01Anyways, wanna be partners?
02:05Yeah.
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