00:00Bill! LAPD! We've been looking for you!
00:04I'm not. Yep. I'm ignoring you.
00:08And do you know what you're driving?
00:11Yes. And I also know that I started with six quarts of gas,
00:14so that unless you continue to waylay me,
00:16I should have enough to pop by the florist on Lincoln before I meet my lady friend.
00:21Bill, you're a long way from home.
00:23Yeah, that's the idea.
00:25Why are you talking to me like I'm on a milk carton?
00:27You're something. He implied...
00:29Dad, I've lost my marbles. Well, you can see that I haven't.
00:31So how about you just let me pass along?
00:35Bill, we both know that thing's not street legal.
00:37But it edges like a dream.
00:38Bill, you may be in your right mind, but your son is losing his worrying about you.
00:43You know, he treats me like a child.
00:45All he wants is for his father to be safe.
00:48Now, I can't force you to go home, but I will impound your lawnmower.
00:52Okay. Cough me.
00:54You're not under arrest, Bill.
00:56Bet you're still taking me to prison.
00:57What were you thinking?
00:58Why would you joyride to the airport on a lawnmower?
01:01You took my car keys.
01:03Because you wrecked the car.
01:04Some knucklehead banged me with a grocery cart.
01:08Sergeant, where does the law stand on liability there?
01:11I don't comment on carts.
01:13Thank you for bringing him home.
01:14Dad and I are going to have another talk.
01:15How about assisted living?
01:16I don't need assistance.
01:17I'm a grown man.
01:18Putting me there is not going to stop me from dying, son.
01:20People go there to die.
01:22For God's sake, you were catfished.
01:23What the hell is he talking about?
01:24It's a romance scam.
01:27People online pretending to be someone else.
01:29Cheryl is not a scammer.
01:31Really?
01:32You sent her $600 staff.
01:34She deserves to fly first class.
01:36You really think that she flew across the country for you?
01:39I did.
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