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00:00:00Drink trash, Trashboy!
00:00:02You think you can hang with us?
00:00:04You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school.
00:00:07You're nothing.
00:00:08You're paying for this, Paxton!
00:00:10What are you going to do about it?
00:00:11I'm strong, rich, handsome.
00:00:13I'm like Batman, except better.
00:00:16My parents are still alive.
00:00:19Trashboy!
00:00:21Stop, Paxton! Stop or I'll tell!
00:00:27Look, orphan boy is so weak he needs a girl to defend him.
00:00:36I need your help, Angie.
00:00:37I could have handled this by myself.
00:00:39You're an idiot, Jack!
00:00:40A big, dumb idiot!
00:00:45One day I'll be stronger than you!
00:00:47One day you're gonna be sorry for this, Paxton Whitlock!
00:00:58That was underground fighting for Nam, Paxton Whitlock!
00:01:01On tonight's win, clinching the Asian Continental title
00:01:04from Russian fighter Ivan Spashov.
00:01:06It's nice to say, Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym
00:01:10so that he can pursue the North American gym.
00:01:18Hey, Jack!
00:01:19Sun's up!
00:01:20Poilets ain't gonna clean themselves!
00:01:22Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:01:25Anything you like to say to your-
00:01:26For any of you losers thinking of settling scores?
00:01:28Now's your chance.
00:01:30Hey.
00:01:32Good.
00:01:33Luck.
00:01:38Someday soon, golden boy.
00:01:40This poor orphan is gonna take you down.
00:01:55Hey, kid!
00:01:56How you doing?
00:01:57Hey, come with me for a sec.
00:01:58We got you a present.
00:02:01Really?
00:02:01Yeah, come on.
00:02:03You remember my birthday?
00:02:04Yeah, of course!
00:02:05I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:08Open up, boys.
00:02:16There you go, Kenny.
00:02:17Happy birthday!
00:02:18You know?
00:02:19I'm gonna make you eat that f***ing bowl.
00:02:21You know that, Vic?
00:02:22No, you won't.
00:02:23I'm chief investor in this gym, boy.
00:02:26You willing to lose your fricking job?
00:02:28Hmm?
00:02:29Is that why you're here, Vic?
00:02:30To fire me?
00:02:33Nah, you ain't worth my time, kid.
00:02:35I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take her on a date, you know?
00:02:39Will you give it up?
00:02:40She's not gonna go for scum like you.
00:02:41I can't.
00:02:44What the hell, Vic?
00:02:48What the hell, Vic?
00:02:50And, you know, we were just having some fun.
00:02:52Isn't that right?
00:02:54Oh, wow.
00:02:54I mean, are you ready for a date or what?
00:02:56Come on, big.
00:02:57Not going anywhere with you.
00:02:58Apologize to Jack right now.
00:03:01There's slow life.
00:03:02He's the help.
00:03:02I swear to God, Vic.
00:03:04Apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me,
00:03:08so everyone here can see your teeny weenie.
00:03:12That's funny.
00:03:13That's funny.
00:03:14Excuse me.
00:03:17What's that, Vic?
00:03:22I'm sorry!
00:03:29What a jerk.
00:03:30Did you hear it?
00:03:31What the hell, Angie?
00:03:33How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help?
00:03:35I can fight my own freaking battles!
00:03:37After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot.
00:03:41Angie...
00:03:44Get your shit together, Jack.
00:03:46You don't have any real friends.
00:03:48They think you're all weak.
00:03:50We can hinge.
00:03:51Fighting Phenom.
00:03:52Paxton Whitlock.
00:03:53On tonight's win.
00:03:54Clutching.
00:03:58I'm gonna show them all.
00:03:59I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:04:01Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is.
00:04:06You really shouldn't do that, Vic.
00:04:09And...
00:04:10Told you.
00:04:13Oh.
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win.
00:04:18Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:20I've been waiting for this moment my whole life.
00:04:24Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo.
00:04:26He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament.
00:04:30Good to meet you, though.
00:04:35You...
00:04:35You need a new mop?
00:04:37You don't know who I am?
00:04:39Am I supposed to?
00:04:41You're...
00:04:41A janitor.
00:04:42I can't believe it.
00:04:43I mean, he bullied me for years.
00:04:45He forgot me?
00:04:46Good...
00:04:47Luck.
00:04:48I interview more often.
00:04:50The camera really makes my job up.
00:04:52He hasn't changed at all.
00:04:54He's still obsessed with himself.
00:04:55Oh, my God!
00:04:58Paxton!
00:04:59Hey, Angie!
00:05:00Hey!
00:05:00How you doing?
00:05:01How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:03How have you been?
00:05:04I haven't seen you since college.
00:05:05Broke some records.
00:05:06Broke some hearts.
00:05:07You know how it is.
00:05:08God, you look amazing.
00:05:10Thank you.
00:05:11By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:16All right, gym bunnies and gym rats.
00:05:18Listen up!
00:05:19Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments.
00:05:23Our gym is gonna be his home while he's touring North America.
00:05:27As a welcome...
00:05:28We're gonna have ourselves a little competition.
00:05:31Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring.
00:05:34I will sponsor you myself in the North American underground fighting team.
00:05:39Yeah!
00:05:40Come on!
00:05:41This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all.
00:05:44Let's get it on!
00:05:45Come on!
00:06:06He's challenging me?
00:06:07Does he remember who I am?
00:06:09Looks like you're up, cat.
00:06:12Pass!
00:06:13Hey!
00:06:14Don't act like you don't know me.
00:06:15I challenge you to a single elimination death match.
00:06:18Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship.
00:06:20The loser leaves his gym for good.
00:06:23What?
00:06:24What's so funny?
00:06:29You're a twig, man.
00:06:31I destroy you.
00:06:32Why don't you make yourself useful?
00:06:33And collage my gym shorts.
00:06:35See?
00:06:35I left them in the locker room on the floor.
00:06:38Cause...
00:06:38I know that's where you like to.
00:06:42All right, all right!
00:06:43Come on!
00:06:44Jack, cut it out!
00:06:45Paxton is a mega-successful world-class fighter
00:06:48and the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune.
00:06:51You apologize right now or you're fired, boy!
00:06:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:06:55Did you say Jack?
00:06:57So you finally remembered who I am?
00:07:01Eh...
00:07:02Doesn't ring a bell.
00:07:05You're dead!
00:07:06Oh, yeah?
00:07:07And, uh...
00:07:08How do you plan on killing me, you scrawny nobody?
00:07:11No!
00:07:12No!
00:07:14No!
00:07:15No!
00:07:16No!
00:07:16No!
00:07:18No!
00:07:26You want me?
00:07:27Come and get me.
00:07:35Careful there.
00:07:36You might tire yourself out.
00:07:38Shut up!
00:07:41I thought you hit harder than that.
00:07:45Oh...
00:07:46Oh, you asked for it.
00:07:47You're in the cage.
00:07:56Vic!
00:08:01You're gonna regret turning me down, Ange.
00:08:04Vic Michelson...
00:08:05...always gets wrinkled.
00:08:09What do you say, Ange?
00:08:10Hmm?
00:08:11You're gonna make an honest man?
00:08:16What are you doing?
00:08:17What are you doing?
00:08:17Go out there!
00:08:23I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser.
00:08:27I can't believe my scrawny janitor's a hunk.
00:08:30Help!
00:08:31I mean attack!
00:08:32What?
00:08:36My dear, sweet, beautiful Angie.
00:08:39What happened?
00:08:40Who did this to you?
00:08:41It was that f***ing frat rose.
00:08:45What are you doing laying around?
00:08:47Go after them!
00:08:49What happened?
00:08:52It was Vic.
00:08:53He's a monster.
00:08:55Vic?
00:08:56My chief investor?
00:09:01Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:03Vic's men.
00:09:04I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal.
00:09:07Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg.
00:09:10There's just more jerk underneath.
00:09:12Guess you'd know all about that.
00:09:13You wanna go another round?
00:09:14I don't see why not.
00:09:18Boys!
00:09:19Hey Jack, from this day forward, you're no longer my janitor.
00:09:24What?
00:09:25Are you firing me?
00:09:27Enzo, you can't fire me.
00:09:29What?
00:09:30No, knucklehead.
00:09:31I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor.
00:09:34Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:37Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters.
00:09:40Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:09:41No, you can't do that.
00:09:42I'm the fighter you sponsored.
00:09:43I've won that fight.
00:09:44Just settle down over there.
00:09:46There's nothing in the rules that says a gym company.
00:09:48You can't sponsor two fighters.
00:09:50I think Jack proved himself very capable.
00:09:54Plus, think about it.
00:09:55The rags to riches story.
00:09:57A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title.
00:10:01He's gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:03What about me?
00:10:04You're both gonna make us a lot of money.
00:10:06And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor.
00:10:13Okay.
00:10:15I'll do it.
00:10:16So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day.
00:10:20Try it, punk.
00:10:22Hey, boys!
00:10:23I got a paper to ask.
00:10:24I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic.
00:10:27Would either of you be interested?
00:10:29It'd be an honor.
00:10:29I won't let you down.
00:10:31That's perfect.
00:10:33You're both hired.
00:10:34Both of us.
00:10:37We are gonna be one big happy family.
00:10:44She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:46You're teaching her nonsense.
00:10:47What are you two doing?
00:10:49Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me some.
00:10:51She needs to learn the fundamentals.
00:10:52Stop swinging your dicks around.
00:10:55And talk.
00:10:56Like functional adults.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy.
00:11:06You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:07So, let me teach you.
00:11:09The right way.
00:11:10Well reasoned.
00:11:12Jack?
00:11:12She wants to learn self defense, not professional fighting, you idiot.
00:11:15Hey!
00:11:16Tell me.
00:11:18Okay.
00:11:19It doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching her, you know?
00:11:22It's not like Vic attacked her in the ring.
00:11:24Jack's right.
00:11:25Oh.
00:11:27So go on.
00:11:28Teach me.
00:11:29You're my trainers, right?
00:11:30So give me a demonstration.
00:11:41Alright.
00:11:41I learned this when I lived on the streets.
00:11:43And it's gonna come in handy when you face a larger opponent.
00:11:46As a woman, you know, I'm sure, leaping your hands down.
00:11:49So.
00:11:54Don't make it a whole thing now.
00:12:03Alright Angie, so when we're in this position, what you're gonna wanna do is you're gonna wanna go...
00:12:06What is going on here?
00:12:10What is going on here?
00:12:12We were just...
00:12:13You know what?
00:12:14I don't wanna know.
00:12:16I don't wanna know.
00:12:16I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:12:19Here's 500 bucks.
00:12:21Paxton.
00:12:22Take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:12:25Show him how to sign up.
00:12:26Right away, sir.
00:12:30Snoozy lose, my boy.
00:12:31So.
00:12:33I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time.
00:12:37Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:12:40At 7pm.
00:12:42At the pre-tournament Investor's Bank.
00:12:46Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training.
00:12:50That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:12:55Is Angie really asking me off?
00:12:58Yo!
00:12:59Let's go!
00:13:02I'll be there.
00:13:04Don't be late.
00:13:07What is going on here?
00:13:09We were just...
00:13:11You know what?
00:13:12I don't wanna know.
00:13:13I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today.
00:13:17Here's 500 bucks.
00:13:18Paxton.
00:13:19Paxton.
00:13:19Take him across town to the tournament HQ.
00:13:22Show him how to sign up.
00:13:24Right away, sir.
00:13:27Snoozy lose, my boy.
00:13:29So.
00:13:31I guess we'll just continue our lesson some other time.
00:13:35Maybe we could meet up tonight.
00:13:37At 7pm.
00:13:39At the pre-tournament Investor's Banquet.
00:13:43Kinda seems like a weird place to continue the training, though.
00:13:48That's not why I'm asking you to come.
00:13:52Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:55Yo!
00:13:56Let's go!
00:13:59I'll be there.
00:14:02Don't be late.
00:14:04Look, Ban.
00:14:05I don't like you, and you don't like me.
00:14:07We've established that, okay?
00:14:09So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible.
00:14:11Why?
00:14:11What's the hurry?
00:14:12You got a date or something?
00:14:15With Angie?
00:14:16Get out of town.
00:14:18Sounds like you're jealous.
00:14:19Jealous.
00:14:20Dude.
00:14:20Been there, done now.
00:14:22You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers.
00:14:24He used to date Angie?
00:14:26And besides, we both know you'll fumble that either way.
00:14:29I will not.
00:14:32Whoa!
00:14:32No, no, no, no.
00:14:33That's the entrance for veteran fighters.
00:14:35Alright.
00:14:35Where do the rookies sign up?
00:14:39What?
00:14:41What?
00:14:45Eventually?
00:14:46My date with Angie's at 7.
00:14:47I'm gonna miss it.
00:14:49And...
00:14:49Bump.
00:15:01Well, well, well.
00:15:03Hey, Luigi.
00:15:04Look at the fart blowing.
00:15:06Hey, man.
00:15:06I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:15:08You're registering for the tournament?
00:15:09You look like you couldn't bench press a fly.
00:15:12You look like a little boy.
00:15:13You're making fun of me?
00:15:15Duh.
00:15:16You ride here on the short bus?
00:15:18We, uh...
00:15:19Improve his luck a little bit.
00:15:24Whoa!
00:15:24What the...
00:15:26That's it!
00:15:30Whoa!
00:15:31Looks like he actually can bench press a fly.
00:15:33I don't need a tournament to frickin' rip those stupid mustaches off your fuckin' faces.
00:15:38How you gonna register without any money?
00:15:40Yo!
00:15:40Your back pocket.
00:15:41Huh?
00:15:42Fuck!
00:15:45Oh, shit!
00:16:01I need to find that kid faster or I'm gonna miss my date with Angie.
00:16:07Enzo.
00:16:09Maybe I can just ask him for the money.
00:16:10He'll understand, right?
00:16:11You're fired!
00:16:13And you can forget about taking my daughter on a date!
00:16:16That's a bad idea.
00:16:19Angie.
00:16:20Maybe she'll have the money.
00:16:22What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:16:25I deserve someone hotter, richer, and better than you.
00:16:30Yo!
00:16:31You lookin' for me?
00:16:34Ugh!
00:16:38Ugh!
00:16:39Ugh!
00:16:40Ugh!
00:16:43Oh!
00:16:43Jesus, man!
00:16:45What the fuck?
00:16:45That's a strong reaction.
00:16:47But lookin' for you.
00:16:48What's wrong?
00:16:49I might have lost my money.
00:16:51Oh!
00:16:52You what?!
00:16:54Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you!
00:16:55It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:56I got pickpocketed when I wasn't lookin'.
00:16:58Wow, what an all-over twist, right?
00:17:00Alright.
00:17:01I'll take pity on you.
00:17:02How much you need?
00:17:02I don't need your money, man.
00:17:04I'm gonna find the kid.
00:17:05I don't need a frickin' handout from you.
00:17:07Alright.
00:17:08Whatever you say, dog.
00:17:11Think, Jack.
00:17:12Think!
00:17:12That kid kinda reminds me of myself at his age.
00:17:17There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble.
00:17:28He really is just like me.
00:17:30Listen.
00:17:31My parents own a satellite imaging company.
00:17:34They said we can find the kid at...
00:17:36Oh!
00:17:38Nice job.
00:17:41Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:17:43Let's beat that child.
00:17:45Well, what are you waitin' for?
00:17:46Let's beat that child.
00:17:47Wait.
00:17:48We can't.
00:17:48He's just a kid.
00:17:49We can't beat him up.
00:17:50He's a thief.
00:17:52He's a woman.
00:17:55Just like I was.
00:17:58He's probably an orphan too, homeless.
00:18:02He needs the money more than I do.
00:18:04Wait.
00:18:05Did you hear you said a homeless orphan?
00:18:13Let him keep it.
00:18:15Honestly.
00:18:15Yeah.
00:18:16He reminds me of someone.
00:18:19I've left that part of me way behind.
00:18:22Has Paxton changed?
00:18:29Besides, man.
00:18:30Beating up homeless kids was so 10 years ago for...
00:18:34Got better shit to do now.
00:18:35Much better shit to do than grind old gutter trash into orphan bits.
00:18:39Right?
00:18:40Well, I'm about to dip.
00:18:43By the way, don't you have that date?
00:18:49Shit.
00:18:49I still need to register.
00:18:52No, no, no, wait.
00:18:54Please.
00:18:55I need to secure my spot in the tournament.
00:18:57Here.
00:18:57I know it's not enough money.
00:18:58Look, baby.
00:18:59Save it.
00:19:00We've already closed up shop for the season.
00:19:02But I was here the whole time you were on break.
00:19:03I was waiting outside.
00:19:04You can't close now.
00:19:05It's out of my hands.
00:19:06I sought the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there.
00:19:13Shit.
00:19:14Not those guys again.
00:19:15Hey!
00:19:17Wait up.
00:19:19Look who it is.
00:19:21The shake covered stick man.
00:19:24So what do you want?
00:19:25A challenge.
00:19:26If you both lose, I take one of your vouchers.
00:19:30What if you lose?
00:19:31Huh?
00:19:32What could you even offer?
00:19:33Why don't you come far away?
00:19:44Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind.
00:19:47Give me that shit.
00:19:48Get out of here.
00:19:49Ugh...
00:19:50Ugh...
00:19:54Ugh...
00:19:55Final.
00:19:56Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock.
00:20:04Hello? Angie?
00:20:05Where are you, Jack? Vic is here, and I need your help.
00:20:12I'm coming. Stay right there.
00:20:24Angie!
00:20:26There you are.
00:20:28I'm sorry.
00:20:29You left me waiting.
00:20:32You look beautiful. I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit,
00:20:39but where the hell is Vic?
00:20:42It's alright now.
00:20:43Did he touch you?
00:20:44He got scared off.
00:20:44Did he hurt you?
00:20:45It's fine. He got scared off. Bye.
00:20:50Sure you want me to wear this? I mean, red is so not my color.
00:20:56Oh hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:58Nice.
00:21:00What is he doing here?
00:21:02I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:21:05Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:21:10I'm so sorry, Jack. It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in case
00:21:15Vic tried something tonight.
00:21:16And so when you were late, I called Paxton and-
00:21:19No need to explain, Angie. It's alright. It's clear. Of the two of us, I'm just-
00:21:24I'm the more reliable one.
00:21:26It's fine, right? Everything is fine. Double the date, it's double the protection, right? And double the fun. So, what
00:21:38do you say?
00:21:39Yeah, fine. As you wish.
00:21:44Alright, go on.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:50Here's the shed to change.
00:21:52Meet you in the ballroom after.
00:21:54Yes, ma'am.
00:21:59You are such a kiss-ass.
00:22:01I think she likes-
00:22:02No.
00:22:03She likes me, man.
00:22:11Briefs?
00:22:12What? What's wrong with the briefs? I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:22:17What do you wear? Baggy boxers?
00:22:26He does wear baggy.
00:22:28You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date and yet you still showed up.
00:22:31No.
00:22:32Yeah, well.
00:22:33It's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:22:36Look, dude.
00:22:38I wanna be a little bitch about it.
00:22:39I think I'm just gonna go ask Angie for a dance.
00:22:42Right now.
00:22:43Right now.
00:22:44She'd never dance with you.
00:22:46You think so?
00:22:47We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:22:50If you forgot.
00:22:51We used to love dancing.
00:22:54Real.
00:22:57Dirty.
00:22:59Dirty dancing.
00:23:02Hey!
00:23:03Give me back my pants!
00:23:04Hey!
00:23:05Give me back my...
00:23:07Pants.
00:23:10Pants.
00:23:15Shit!
00:23:15What should I do now?
00:23:32What are you wearing?
00:23:34I can explain.
00:23:36Wow!
00:23:36Where did you get that outfit?
00:23:38On clearance from the dumpster store or...
00:23:41Well, I think it's perfect.
00:23:43Thanks, Ed.
00:23:46I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:48Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:50Rags to riches.
00:23:51Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:55We're gonna make so much money tonight.
00:23:59Alright.
00:24:00You guys stay put.
00:24:01I'll be right back with some...
00:24:03Investors to Schmoes.
00:24:05You look beautiful, baby.
00:24:06Aw, thanks, Dad.
00:24:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:10Forget about tomorrow.
00:24:12Angie Bianchi.
00:24:13No.
00:24:14He's about to make a move.
00:24:15May I have this dance?
00:24:21Wow.
00:24:22Um...
00:24:22Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:24:26Whatever he's saying.
00:24:26Who's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:24:28And I like...
00:24:30You were both my dates, right?
00:24:33And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:24:39Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:24:45Feels like a miracle.
00:24:48Ooh.
00:24:49Feels like a miracle.
00:24:55Ooh.
00:24:57Feels like a miracle.
00:24:58Ooh.
00:24:58Feels like a miracle.
00:24:58Ooh.
00:24:59Fuck.
00:24:59When I'm with you.
00:25:07Everybody move your body.
00:25:09Hold me close and join the party.
00:25:13Jack, come on.
00:25:14Any investor I gotta introduce you to?
00:25:15No.
00:25:15Wait, what are you doing, man?
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:17Come on.
00:25:17Let's go.
00:25:21What was that?
00:25:22I was just feeling the moment.
00:25:25Really?
00:25:25That felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:25:28What?
00:25:28Angie, I've cared for you.
00:25:30You know that.
00:25:32What's wrong?
00:25:33I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:25:35There was a full suit in the back I gave him.
00:25:38Where was the pants, huh?
00:25:41Angie, I miss him.
00:25:52How you doing, dirty lady?
00:25:54Mind if I take a turn in the dance floor,
00:25:56or would you rather just skip to coming home with me, huh?
00:25:58What?
00:25:59All right, Jack.
00:26:01This is Cynthia.
00:26:02She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:26:04This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:26:07The Jack Jameter in the flesh, huh?
00:26:10Come on, Jack.
00:26:11Introduce yourself.
00:26:12Hi.
00:26:12It's good to, you know, meet.
00:26:14He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:26:18I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:26:23All right, now hold on.
00:26:24Jack's a great fighter.
00:26:26He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:26:29This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:26:33That would be a brand image disaster.
00:26:37His kind does not deserve to be an art tournament.
00:26:40The public life is for the rich.
00:26:47Hey!
00:26:48You think you could be our friend?
00:26:50You don't belong with us.
00:26:53Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:55He's a good kid.
00:26:59Hey, man.
00:26:59Yeah.
00:27:00You pissed off, man.
00:27:08Maybe they're all right about me.
00:27:10I don't belong here.
00:27:13I don't belong anywhere.
00:27:20Geez, grab the fucking girl!
00:27:22Come on!
00:27:22Help!
00:27:23Help!
00:27:23Somebody help me!
00:27:25Angie?
00:27:31Jackie, my boy!
00:27:33How you doing, kid?
00:27:35I hope you already ate since I, you know, I ran out of dog food.
00:27:42What's so funny?
00:27:43Oh, Paxton.
00:27:45Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:48He says that little janitor that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:53Yeah, I don't know about all that, but I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:57He's got more drive and follow through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:28:02Excellent one.
00:28:03I never!
00:28:05If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:28:07I'm the best in the world.
00:28:09I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:28:12So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:28:20What do you want with Angie?
00:28:21Is it obvious?
00:28:23I'm going to take her to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:28:27Ho ho ho ho ho ho!
00:28:29Look at the coordinates on this fucking floor sweep!
00:28:31You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:28:35Hey.
00:28:36I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:28:37What's doing that, Vic?
00:28:39Three?
00:28:40Yeah.
00:28:41Three more times, huh?
00:28:43This guy's funny.
00:28:45I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:46Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:48Let's go.
00:28:53All right.
00:28:55What's two more times?
00:28:59Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:29:01Cynthia could have been our wimful investor.
00:29:03Why'd you piss her off?
00:29:05Me?
00:29:06I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:29:10You should be thanking me.
00:29:11Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:29:14Okay, okay.
00:29:16Enough, enough.
00:29:17Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anywhere?
00:29:27Angie, you all right in there?
00:29:29It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:29:32What a great performance.
00:29:34But let's get real.
00:29:36You're alone.
00:29:38And you ain't invincible.
00:29:42We'll see about that.
00:29:51Where's Angie?
00:29:52She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:53I got this.
00:29:54Hey, shut up.
00:29:54I need you on my six.
00:30:07Angie!
00:30:08Hey, boys.
00:30:10Care to give me a hand?
00:30:12Watch your face.
00:30:16I think a thank you is in order.
00:30:18If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of pickering all night, we could have
00:30:24avoided this whole mess.
00:30:26But yeah.
00:30:27Thanks.
00:30:30I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:30:32Wake the fuck up!
00:30:41It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:45Until next time.
00:30:52Is this your beer?
00:31:03Look.
00:31:04She's right, you know.
00:31:06Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:10No, man.
00:31:11But what about all the-
00:31:11We got a tournament to fight.
00:31:12All right, crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:31:16Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:31:20What do you say?
00:31:21Deal?
00:31:23Truce.
00:31:25I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:31:29We'll get our fight.
00:31:31In time.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:34I got money to spend.
00:31:35A janitor that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:31:39It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:44Are you ready?
00:31:45Mm-hmm.
00:31:46Okay.
00:31:47Is that too hard?
00:31:49No, I'm fine.
00:31:51What?
00:31:51Not some fragile princess.
00:31:53I got stamina.
00:31:56Wait.
00:31:57Is Angie flirting with me?
00:32:01Oh God.
00:32:02Am I flirting back?
00:32:04Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:32:07Yeah.
00:32:08We're good.
00:32:09Where are you going?
00:32:10I need to take a shower.
00:32:14Bye.
00:32:23Well, that didn't work.
00:32:34What's going on?
00:32:36Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:32:39Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:32:42I hope it's him.
00:32:44Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:47And the unlucky best it is.
00:32:54What?
00:32:55What's wrong?
00:32:56I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:33:00Dude, you're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:33:03Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:03Who's Andre?
00:33:06Back it up, Andre.
00:33:07Looks like you're a free man once again.
00:33:12Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:33:17Come off of it, man.
00:33:18You're just trying to scare me.
00:33:20It's gotta be a myth.
00:33:22Right?
00:33:24Right?
00:33:26Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:33:33I go to the spa!
00:33:38I've never been to one, you know?
00:33:40Dude, what are you talking about?
00:33:48You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:50Where does it say that?
00:33:51You're gonna get heat stroked, dude.
00:33:53You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:56Okay.
00:33:57Well, it's your funeral.
00:34:02Finally.
00:34:06Paxton.
00:34:07If that's you, man, close the door.
00:34:09You're letting out all the hot air.
00:34:11So annoying.
00:34:14And you are?
00:34:15Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:34:20Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:34:23No! No!
00:34:26Hey!
00:34:26I'm trapped in here!
00:34:27Angie! Paxton!
00:34:32Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:34:34Oh, thanks.
00:34:36You know, I...
00:34:38I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:34:40Who knows with that guy.
00:34:42Where is he, by the way?
00:34:43He's, uh...
00:34:46Help!
00:34:47He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:49Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:34:52What a weirdo, right?
00:34:54I hate to make Paxton was right.
00:35:00Why can't they hear me?
00:35:02Why can't they hear me?
00:35:02Are they flirting?
00:35:05Oh, I think...
00:35:07I'm gonna die.
00:35:13Angie.
00:35:14I tried to tell them.
00:35:15A lot of guys prefer to go new.
00:35:17That's just...
00:35:18Angie!
00:35:23Jack!
00:35:24Jack!
00:35:25Jack!
00:35:25What the hell happened?
00:35:26Hey!
00:35:27All right, man?
00:35:28Let's go.
00:35:32So Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:35:35That's what he says.
00:35:36I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:35:39I believe him.
00:35:40I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage...
00:35:44Accidents.
00:35:45In the ring and elsewhere.
00:35:48But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously, and I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:35:53Doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:54I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:57Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:58If Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather-
00:36:02I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:36:05Dude.
00:36:05Is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:36:09Whatever, man.
00:36:12You said someone would need to see Jack as competition to want to kill him, right?
00:36:17What if it is a...
00:36:20tournament...
00:36:21competition?
00:36:21Where you gettin' at?
00:36:24I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:36:35Gotcha, bitch.
00:36:55You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:37:02A big dumb idiot.
00:37:05I've gotta handle this myself.
00:37:08You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:37:11What will it prove if you're dead?
00:37:18Angie's off-limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:37:22You gotta take a shove.
00:37:24Stop!
00:37:25Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:37:30That sauna thing really scared me.
00:37:32What if I lost you?
00:37:33I don't need your help, Angie.
00:37:35No one can do everything themselves.
00:37:37Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:37:40The least you could do is talk to me.
00:37:42Hey, Jack!
00:37:44You ready to go?
00:37:52Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:55Can I ask you a question?
00:37:58What's with the whole third-person schtick?
00:37:59Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:38:01Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:38:07Yeah, whatever.
00:38:13Whew!
00:38:13A gift.
00:38:16Laced lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:38:20One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is gonna stop breathing.
00:38:25Permanently.
00:38:47If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:38:52Ladies and gentlemen here in the Broads!
00:38:55We're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits!
00:39:00You've all heard the rumors.
00:39:02They do him no injustice.
00:39:05Introducing, in this corner,
00:39:07the reigning reaper of the ring, Andre Gigante!
00:39:12Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:39:15Turns out Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:39:19No! No! What are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:39:21Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:39:27Fuck.
00:39:28Oof!
00:39:29Caught you red-handed.
00:39:30Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:39:47You alright?
00:39:48I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:39:51I wanted to win.
00:39:53I NEEDED to win Angie.
00:39:55Jack.
00:39:57It's okay that you got help.
00:39:58I had help.
00:39:59Knowing you were out there watching me.
00:40:04That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:40:21Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:40:24I can help with that.
00:40:35Hey Jack!
00:40:36Did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:40:39It's fucking priceless, man.
00:40:41Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh,
00:40:44there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:40:49Jack?
00:41:02Alright!
00:41:02Alright, Angie.
00:41:03Show me what you got. Come on.
00:41:17I was great, really, just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:41:23Come on, I'll talk.
00:41:23That's what I'm called for, man.
00:41:25You wanted to teach your street fighting, right?
00:41:27Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves.
00:41:30I wonder why.
00:41:31Why don't you try that on me?
00:41:35Try it.
00:41:36No, come on, are you?
00:41:40Are you serious?
00:41:42I'm okay.
00:41:43I'm okay.
00:41:44Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:41:46Because Vic won't use restraint.
00:41:49I'm not mistaken.
00:41:51I want to try again.
00:41:53Look, turrets.
00:41:54Relax.
00:41:56Boys, in my office.
00:42:06Call came in this morning.
00:42:07Your next match, Arizona.
00:42:10Wait.
00:42:11What are you saying?
00:42:12You two are going to road trip together.
00:42:14Just the two of you.
00:42:15Let me get this straight.
00:42:16This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:42:19And now, I got to be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:42:23How can this day get any better?
00:42:27Your cheap-ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:42:30Oh, this is comfy.
00:42:38Hey, I was using that.
00:42:40Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed, so I got to build a pillow border.
00:42:44They're called fashion briefs, you classless dullard.
00:42:48Stop calling me a duck.
00:42:50What?
00:42:52Just go to bed, man.
00:43:00Okay, look.
00:43:01Clearly, you're angry at me, or you wouldn't have heard Angie like that.
00:43:04So why don't you just tell me what's going on, because we've been traveling all day, I've got a match
00:43:08in the morning, and I want to get some sleep.
00:43:10I saw you and Angie in the shower together after your last match.
00:43:13Wait, what?
00:43:14That's why you're mad?
00:43:15We made a pact, man.
00:43:17No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:43:19You heard Angie to get back at me?
00:43:25You ungrateful snake.
00:43:26You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:43:39I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:43:41You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:43:47I wouldn't know what love is.
00:43:50Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:53I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:58I hate you!
00:44:00Police!
00:44:01Police!
00:44:01Open up!
00:44:03Police!
00:44:04Open up!
00:44:08Hey, officer.
00:44:10You two alright in there?
00:44:12Yeah.
00:44:12We're both great.
00:44:14We're good.
00:44:14Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation?
00:44:20Yeah, um, yeah, we're both straight guys, so, you know, nothing's going on here.
00:44:25He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:44:28What?
00:44:29What?
00:44:29I just, I said I needed to shower and brush my teeth.
00:44:32No, that's not...
00:44:35True.
00:44:43This bed, it's so uncomfortable.
00:44:47Man, I can't believe I had to stay here all night.
00:44:52Would you shut up, crazy guy?
00:44:54Your mind goblins aren't real.
00:44:57God damn.
00:44:59Some of us have places to be in the morning.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:09Finally, some peace and quiet.
00:45:14Rise and shine, Jack.
00:45:16You're free to go.
00:45:21Sleep would have been nice.
00:45:24Oof!
00:45:27Off to a real star for young hopeful, Jack Hertz.
00:45:33Keep your head up, Jack.
00:45:43Sorry, Angie.
00:45:45Looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all.
00:45:59Angie.
00:46:00What the hell is wrong with you?
00:46:02What's wrong with me?
00:46:03I told you I cared for you and you go fuck that idiot.
00:46:06That had nothing to do with you.
00:46:09Oh, really?
00:46:11Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:46:15Jack is not just some random janitor.
00:46:18I've known him my whole life.
00:46:19We both have.
00:46:22Of course, you're just so self-centered.
00:46:24You totally forgot him.
00:46:25I just met the guy a few weeks ago.
00:46:27Jack grew up as a homeless orphan, Paxton.
00:46:35He only wants to beat you because he respects you so much and you don't even see him.
00:46:43He just wants to be seen.
00:47:13This is amazing, folks.
00:47:22You can do it, Jack.
00:47:24You can outlast him.
00:47:41You can outlast him.
00:47:42Jack heard work without letting a scandal show.
00:47:55Jack just...
00:47:56Jack just what?
00:47:57Sounds like you finally see him.
00:47:59Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:48:02Yeah, yeah.
00:48:03What's the real reason you called?
00:48:05Oh, there's nothing.
00:48:06Just big broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:48:11But he what?
00:48:13Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:48:15Okay, though, I took care of it.
00:48:16Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:48:19What do you mean?
00:48:21Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:48:25Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:48:32What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:48:36Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:48:46Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in haming the pretty lady.
00:48:55Hello?
00:48:56Angie?
00:48:56Angie!
00:49:00Angie, where are you?
00:49:01I'll check upstairs.
00:49:08Paxton!
00:49:09Paxton!
00:49:10What?
00:49:10What happened?
00:49:11I know.
00:49:12What does it say?
00:49:14If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:49:17Just you two.
00:49:18Alone.
00:49:21Hey, Jack.
00:49:21Wait up.
00:49:22Don't follow me.
00:49:23Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:49:24I don't care.
00:49:25Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:49:27It's both our jobs.
00:49:28Yo.
00:49:36Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:40Where's Angie?
00:49:41She's safe.
00:49:42We're going to have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:45You beat all of us.
00:49:46All three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:49:50Enlighten me.
00:49:51What if we lose?
00:49:52Let's just say, what happens in Fight Club, dies in Fight Club.
00:49:59Get him.
00:50:04You remember me?
00:50:06Nope.
00:50:07I'll handle this.
00:50:09Why do yours have to be so difficult?
00:50:10There.
00:50:11Two for Ichi.
00:50:14Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:50:15I don't care.
00:50:16Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:50:26What's going on out there?
00:50:27Hey.
00:50:29No talking.
00:50:32I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now, but if you have any chance of beating
00:50:35these guys, we'll have to stick together.
00:50:37Fine.
00:50:38But I'm still not done with you yet.
00:50:57These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:59Believe it, you creep.
00:51:05Wow.
00:51:06What a team.
00:51:07That fight?
00:51:09Look at the beauty.
00:51:10Oh.
00:51:13It's too bad.
00:51:15You know why?
00:51:16Because it's going to be your last.
00:51:17Might as well save us the effort.
00:51:19Hand Angie over now.
00:51:20You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:51:26Dude.
00:51:27I had cake for lunch.
00:51:28Dude, take off your shirt.
00:51:29Fine.
00:51:31Together, we can't lose.
00:51:33Oh.
00:51:37Oh.
00:51:42It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat that they didn't even
00:51:47tie my hands.
00:51:49That does give me an idea.
00:51:51What are you into?
00:51:52Huh?
00:51:54Big man like you.
00:51:56Strong hands, thick fingers, but you know just how to get a girl wet.
00:52:02I didn't say you could speak.
00:52:03Oh, come on.
00:52:05Don't be a prude.
00:52:07What do you like to do in bed?
00:52:08Come on.
00:52:09You can tell mommy.
00:52:11Why do you want to know?
00:52:12Why didn't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:52:14You know what I think?
00:52:15I think you're not man enough.
00:52:20Say that again.
00:52:31Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:32Arizona strategy.
00:52:33Agreed?
00:52:34Let's wear them down.
00:52:35Let's get it.
00:52:36Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:38Let me go.
00:52:56This is for some new heels.
00:53:02Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:53:07Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:53:10Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:53:12Why don't we make them come to us?
00:53:13Huh?
00:53:15Hey, shitballs.
00:53:16I escaped.
00:53:26Thank you.
00:53:27All right, all right.
00:53:30Oh.
00:53:32You're not so bad either.
00:53:35Come on.
00:53:42That's so weird.
00:53:43Man, I don't get it.
00:53:44Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:46Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:47We could both use some sleep.
00:53:49Man, you have no idea.
00:53:51Tell me about it.
00:53:55Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:54:01Hey, ma.
00:54:02Call the tournament rules committee.
00:54:04Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:54:17You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:54:22It's crazy.
00:54:23Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:54:26We're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:54:29Looking forward to it.
00:54:31Boys, in my office.
00:54:33Now!
00:54:38I'm ruined.
00:54:41Everything I've worked for.
00:54:42No one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:44What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:54:46Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:54:48And the committee saw it.
00:54:50They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:56The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:59They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:55:03I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:55:06Who knew?
00:55:07So that's it?
00:55:09We're disqualified then?
00:55:10Oh, no.
00:55:11Just one of you.
00:55:12The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:55:15And they said I got to choose.
00:55:18Choose?
00:55:18Wait, wait.
00:55:19You're picking me, right?
00:55:20I ain't decided that yet.
00:55:22Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:55:25I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:55:27Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:55:29Oh, my God.
00:55:30Get over yourself, man.
00:55:31Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:55:33But, Jack, come on.
00:55:34If anyone deserves this, it's...
00:55:35Play me for it, then.
00:55:36Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:55:38Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:38Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:55:40Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:41A fight.
00:55:42Oh, the rules committee.
00:55:44They think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:55:46Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:48We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:52I'm going to start arranging the details.
00:55:54You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:57Wait, you can't be serious right now.
00:55:59Serious is a heart attack.
00:56:01If you two don't fight, I'm going to lose everything I built here.
00:56:04So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:56:08But for the loser, sorry.
00:56:10You've got to leave this gym for good.
00:56:16It's the only way, Paxton.
00:56:18This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:56:20To ruin my life?
00:56:21You know what?
00:56:22Why wait for the fight?
00:56:23Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:56:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
00:56:27Stop!
00:56:29Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:56:31Which one of us do you want?
00:56:33Where is this coming from?
00:56:34You know what?
00:56:35I want to know too.
00:56:36Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:56:39Is this for real?
00:56:40Are we for real?
00:56:42If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:46And you are too.
00:56:48This drama isn't about me, and it never was.
00:56:52The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:55Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:57:11Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:57:16In one corner, the golden boy champ.
00:57:20The God-given mandate of heaven.
00:57:23Inches away from the title, he was born to claim.
00:57:28Versus trash-born rookie underdog, whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:57:34This is one for the history books.
00:57:37Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:39You are going to watch this live.
00:57:45Man!
00:57:45You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school growing up.
00:57:52He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:54For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:57He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:59He had nothing to lose.
00:58:01Finally remembered, huh?
00:58:07Look, man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:58:11We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:58:17And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:58:20What?
00:58:22I need you to throw it, man.
00:58:24I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:58:26I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years, it'd be for nothing.
00:58:29If I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:58:31Come on, help me out here.
00:58:31No, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:58:33I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:35Dude, you don't even want this.
00:58:36You haven't worked half as hard for half.
00:58:38Yet, I'm better.
00:58:39I'm better, and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:58:42You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:44Fine.
00:58:45We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:58:48But today is do or die.
00:58:49There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:51Today means something.
00:58:52You don't understand, man.
00:58:54That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:55To prove that I can.
00:58:58Wow.
00:58:59After everything we've been through,
00:59:00you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:59:05Why?
00:59:06Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend!
00:59:09You just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone.
00:59:14And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:59:17I'm going to beat you.
00:59:18Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:59:21That fight's about to start.
00:59:29Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:59:46I'm going to fucking kill him!
00:59:49I want a clean fight!
00:59:51Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:52He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:54Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:56Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:57All right, all right.
01:00:01And...
01:00:02Fight!
01:00:10Wow.
01:00:11That's a lot of yours.
01:00:12I thought you weren't going to come.
01:00:14I'm going to bring myself to miss it.
01:00:27You better give up now.
01:00:29It's only going to get worse from here.
01:00:33Fight!
01:00:34Don't you damn up!
01:00:37Hey!
01:00:38I told you two I want a clean fight.
01:00:44I'm watching you two!
01:00:46I'm okay.
01:00:47I'm okay.
01:00:49I'm okay.
01:00:54He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:56He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:58He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:01:01He just wants to be seen.
01:01:04Do I need to win that badly?
01:01:10Here, take this whistle.
01:01:12I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:01:13What are you doing?
01:01:14Leaping?
01:01:15Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.
01:01:20So?
01:01:21So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:01:22I'm going to find out who's taking my money!
01:01:26Stay here and announce the fight.
01:01:30Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:34Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything can change as the fight has only
01:01:40just begun.
01:01:41He's fucking, guys, huh?
01:01:42I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:46It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:01:47All the money comes to the family.
01:01:49And you know what they say?
01:01:51The house always wins.
01:01:54I should have known you two, Chucklefucks, were related.
01:01:57Enzo!
01:01:59Enzo?
01:02:00What are you doing in our house?
01:02:01I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:02:05If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:02:23Why isn't he blocking?
01:02:25It's like he's giving up.
01:02:31Something just happened.
01:02:33Paxton is down.
01:02:34He seems injured.
01:02:45What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:47Why didn't you block me?
01:02:49I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:50You need this more than I do.
01:02:52Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:53You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:55Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:56I just don't want it anymore, all right?
01:02:58It's cool.
01:02:59Look, now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:03:07Ow!
01:03:07Ow!
01:03:08Ow!
01:03:08Ow!
01:03:08My ankle!
01:03:09Oh!
01:03:10I'm done!
01:03:10My ankle!
01:03:11What are you doing?
01:03:12Get up!
01:03:13I can beat your ass some other day.
01:03:15I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:03:17What?
01:03:18Oh, God!
01:03:20Oh, God!
01:03:21I'm done.
01:03:21I lost.
01:03:22Oh, my stomach!
01:03:24Oh!
01:03:25No!
01:03:26Jack's the winner.
01:03:26No!
01:03:27I lost!
01:03:29You win!
01:03:30I'm lucky, man!
01:03:30Jack's the winner!
01:03:31I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:03:36It's a draw!
01:03:49That was amazing!
01:03:51What the hell was that?
01:03:53I don't even know.
01:03:55I guess we...
01:03:57Who cares?
01:03:59Good news!
01:04:01The gym is rich again!
01:04:06Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:04:08You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:04:11Yeah!
01:04:12Don't do that!
01:04:13Just send them to jail.
01:04:15But, honey...
01:04:16It's money!
01:04:20Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:04:24You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:04:26Not as individual fighters.
01:04:28But you made us so much money!
01:04:31I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:35A team?
01:04:37Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:41What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:43So long as this oath agrees.
01:04:45What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:57Great form, Becca!
01:04:59Thanks, Angie.
01:05:00I had a great teacher.
01:05:01All right.
01:05:02That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:05:05I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high hill can be when used as
01:05:10a weapon.
01:05:14Hey, future wife.
01:05:17Hey.
01:05:19How's class going?
01:05:21Really great.
01:05:23Cool.
01:05:24Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:05:28Let him have his fun.
01:05:31Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:33The world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:35Come on, let's go!
01:05:49Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:53Come on!
01:05:54You still gotta win, man.
01:05:55Dude, has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:57Come on.
01:05:59Speaking of doubts, how are you feeling about the briefs?
01:06:02Come on, hit me straight.
01:06:03Nah, I don't know, man.
01:06:05I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:06:08They protect the little guys!
01:06:09I get it.
01:06:10I get it.
01:06:10I get it.
01:06:12Ah, dude.
01:06:15Man.
01:06:17I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:06:19Me too.
01:06:19Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:06:22Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World Championship Finals.
01:06:31You ready?
01:06:33I was born ready.
01:06:36Let's go.
01:06:37Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:40Give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurst and Jackson Whitlock.
01:06:48Woo!
01:06:49I have a sense of urgency, a message for eternity, for everyone internally.
01:06:52I had some people burden me, but now they fucking learn to see.
01:06:55I ain't the one to fuck with, now they looking nervously.
01:06:57And I don't really care what you think of me respectfully.
01:07:00You can kick rocks if you think you're fucking better, see.
01:07:03I will outwork you, turn you to an enemy.
01:07:05Heard you so bad that you're gonna need some therapy.
01:07:08I got the motherfucking recipe.
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