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00:02:47Oh, this is the most frightening movie, and these are only the opening credits.
00:02:57I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:03:00Greetings from Tromaville.
00:03:01I'm Lloyd Kaufman, president of Troma Entertainment and creator of The Toxic Avenger.
00:03:06And the film you are about to see is probably one of the most horrifying and downright blood-curdling creations
00:03:16that I have ever witnessed in my 50 years of Troma filmmaking.
00:03:22Yep, The Killer Shrews, a movie about redemption, hope, and ice cream.
00:03:28Ah, yes, the year was 1959.
00:03:32Eisenhower was president, communism was flourishing, the music was dying, and I, I was getting out of prison.
00:03:43I'll never forget it.
00:03:45And who could forget those wonderful dogs wearing mops?
00:03:49And I know mops.
00:03:51Just ask old Lumpyhead back there, huh?
00:03:55Killer Shrews.
00:03:56Murderous Muppets.
00:03:58Yes, there's no business like shrew business.
00:04:03It's now time to sit back, relax, munch on some delicious popcorn with that artery-hardening butter stuff they put
00:04:12on it,
00:04:12and get ready to watch the amazing re-imagining of Ken Cosentino's Attack of the Killer Shrews.
00:04:33Svensson, we are going to be rich behind our wildest dreams.
00:04:38That's great, sir.
00:04:47See, Svensson, it's working, my children are growing, my children is working.
00:04:56You did it, sir?
00:04:57No, Svensson, they did it.
00:05:02Look, Svensson, look how big it's getting.
00:05:06Uh, sir?
00:05:07I think I'll call it Nibble.
00:05:11Nibble, stop it, Nibble.
00:05:12Nibble!
00:05:13Nibble!
00:05:14Nibble!
00:05:15Nibble!
00:05:16Nibble!
00:05:18Nibble!
00:05:20Oh, Charles.
00:05:23Thank you again for inviting us.
00:05:26It's a pleasure, darling.
00:05:28You too, Lewis.
00:05:29Thank you, Charles.
00:05:35Maybe once we're finished with our drinks, the professor can show you his shrunken head collection
00:05:39from South Africa.
00:05:40Oh, how exciting.
00:05:42I'd love to see it.
00:05:44Here's to a successful first run.
00:05:47Hear, hear.
00:05:47Congratulations.
00:05:51Hello.
00:05:53I couldn't have done it without you, Lewis.
00:05:58Charles, you know that I'm more than just your agent, I'm your biggest fan.
00:06:03Would you give us a preview reading, Professor?
00:06:05Please.
00:06:05Ha!
00:06:07If you insist.
00:06:08We'd be delighted.
00:06:09Please.
00:06:10Make yourselves comfortable, actually.
00:06:14This will be brief.
00:06:16From the promo.
00:06:18Oh.
00:06:22Nariah Quest has been ventured in the scrolls of the history of man, where one educated physicist
00:06:31has determined an exact equation for the heart and soul of mankind.
00:06:38Darwin, Maxwell, Einstein.
00:06:43They will quiver and cringe in the shadow of I, Professor Charles Perry.
00:06:55Brilliant, Charles.
00:07:00And I'll have to reread this when Fiona arrives.
00:07:05Fiona Ray, the movie starlet?
00:07:08The one and only.
00:07:10She's coming here, now?
00:07:12How's my hair right now?
00:07:14She should be here already.
00:07:22I wonder what's taking her so long.
00:07:29What the fuck is that?
00:07:47Oh, don't suck!
00:07:51Oh.
00:07:52Woah.
00:07:53And put that in bardzo arγγ on it.
00:07:56Oh.
00:08:00It's over to the park.
00:08:04Having trouble, ma'am?
00:08:06Oh, hold on. You all right?
00:08:12I'm fine.
00:08:14You sure you're okay? I know CPR.
00:08:18What's CPR?
00:08:20It's this new breathing thing.
00:08:23Say, when I recognize you from somewhere...
00:08:27I get that a lot.
00:08:29Where were you heading, miss?
00:08:32Well, I was just going up the road.
00:08:34And... Mulberry Street.
00:08:36I was supposed to meet some friends for a small gathering, and then...
00:08:40The engine started knocking, and all the smoke started coming out of here.
00:08:45Well, I can give you a ride there if you'd like.
00:08:48It's all my route, anyway.
00:08:51Are you sure? You don't mind?
00:08:54No, absolutely.
00:08:55I wouldn't want to be a barber.
00:08:57Nonsense.
00:09:00You'd be surprised how lonely you can get in the car.
00:09:03Especially without weight.
00:09:05Come on, hop in. We'll give you a ride.
00:09:08I'll get my bag.
00:09:16Does your friend have a phone?
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:19Well, all right. We'll just call the tow truck once we get inside.
00:09:23You're too kind.
00:09:30Your friend sure does lack his privacy.
00:09:34Oh, don't we all.
00:09:46Fiona!
00:09:49Oh, Charles!
00:09:51I see you brought a guest with you.
00:09:53I'm Charles Perry.
00:09:55Welcome to my humble abode.
00:09:57Martin Blake.
00:09:57Come on in, darling. We're having the most choice discussion about buying a book.
00:10:03You too, Officer Drake. Please come in.
00:10:06Come and have a drink.
00:10:08I'd love to, but I'm on the clock.
00:10:12Mineral water for Officer...
00:10:14Blake.
00:10:15Blake.
00:10:16Charles, I was so afraid I wasn't going to make it.
00:10:21Fiona!
00:10:22My dear, it's so good to see you.
00:10:24Oh, there it is.
00:10:27It's so good to see you.
00:10:28Now that won't go away.
00:10:30Allow me to introduce you to my better half, the lovely Cassandra.
00:10:35Cassandra.
00:10:36Beautiful.
00:10:37I'm such a huge fan, Miss Rae.
00:10:39May I call you Fiona?
00:10:40Fiona Rae.
00:10:42Yes, please!
00:10:44I'm such a huge fan.
00:10:45I've seen all of your films.
00:10:47Some of them twice.
00:10:49What?
00:10:49You're Fiona Rae.
00:10:53I am, yes.
00:10:55Wow.
00:10:56To think I had a movie star in my car.
00:11:00Wait till Wayne hears about this.
00:11:02Charles, I hate to trouble you, but may I use your phone?
00:11:06I have to call it.
00:11:07Of course, my dear.
00:11:10Cassandra, be a dear.
00:11:12Would please help Miss Rae with her personal...
00:11:17Certainly.
00:11:18And use the phone in the study.
00:11:23You two will have a bunch to talk about.
00:11:30Quite a place you got here, Professor.
00:11:32It's a roof over my head, you know, really.
00:11:35Oh, I do beg your pardon.
00:11:38This man is Louis Fontana, my agent.
00:11:43Sheriff Blink.
00:11:44Pleased to meet you, Sheriff.
00:11:46Thanks for this thing.
00:11:49Just doing my duty.
00:11:50Why does a professor need an agent?
00:11:54I've simply published my latest book.
00:11:58It's a symposium of history's greatest scholars.
00:12:03Non-fiction.
00:12:06And we were just celebrating.
00:12:08Well, don't celebrate too hard.
00:12:12Congratulations, Professor, but I must really be going.
00:12:15So, sir, why didn't you practically just go here?
00:12:19I'm on patrol.
00:12:20And what could possibly happen way out here?
00:12:29Where are you, you shrewish bastards?
00:12:34Ah, there you are.
00:12:38You really can't stay?
00:12:41Positive.
00:12:45You're all in grave danger.
00:12:49Friend of yours?
00:12:54Doctor, you must be putting this on.
00:12:58I am dead serious.
00:13:00There are gigantic killer shrews roaming these woods.
00:13:06We must all leave.
00:13:08There is no more time for discussion.
00:13:11Calm down.
00:13:12We know the shrews aren't that big.
00:13:14These ones are.
00:13:16Professor, this is some sort of prank, right?
00:13:21You must listen.
00:13:22I was experimenting with the Keoporames
00:13:26when something went very wrong.
00:13:30These shrews are ravenous.
00:13:34What's a shrew?
00:13:36It's like a mole.
00:13:38Cute.
00:13:42These shrews are not cute.
00:13:45Have you not been listening to anything that I've said?
00:13:50They are vicious killers.
00:13:53These are killer shrews.
00:13:56You're a fudge.
00:13:57Fiona, dear.
00:13:58This sounds like the plot for your next picture.
00:14:01I don't think that's very funny.
00:14:03I'm here to be scared.
00:14:04Come on, Doc.
00:14:06Let's get you home.
00:14:07Come on.
00:14:08You're all going to die.
00:14:10Don't you see?
00:14:12You're all going to die.
00:14:14Don't make me cuff you.
00:14:16What a ghastly man.
00:14:19After you.
00:14:31You're all going to die.
00:14:32You're all going to die.
00:14:33You're all going to die.
00:14:37You're all going to die.
00:14:38You're all going to die.
00:14:40You're all going to die.
00:14:40You're all going to die.
00:14:40You're all going to die.
00:14:40You're all going to die.
00:14:40You're all going to die.
00:14:41You're all going to die.
00:14:43You're all going to die.
00:14:53What the fuck is that thing?
00:14:56What is it?
00:14:58What the hell do you think it is?
00:15:00It's a killer shrew!
00:15:03He was telling the truth.
00:15:04Is it a dog?
00:15:06No, it's not a damn dog.
00:15:10It's a shrew.
00:15:13We have to get out of here, sweetheart.
00:15:15We need to leave.
00:15:16No one is going anywhere.
00:15:20And on whose authority?
00:15:21He's right.
00:15:23It's not safe out there.
00:15:24I need a radio for backup.
00:15:28Doctor, how many of those things are out there?
00:15:32Thirty.
00:15:33Well, twenty-nine now.
00:15:36This is Sheriff Blake.
00:15:38I'm at a house on Mulberry Street, and we are in need of assistance.
00:15:41You okay, Sheriff?
00:15:43Can someone please help me?
00:15:46We have one wounded and a big problem on our hands.
00:15:49Send a squad car and an ambulance immediately.
00:15:51There's a first aid kit in the WC.
00:15:54I'll get it.
00:15:55I'm coming with you.
00:15:57Watch your stuff.
00:15:58It's new shoes.
00:15:59Ew.
00:15:59The ambulance is in Springville, assisting in a house fire.
00:16:02I'll head over to you now.
00:16:04What's the address?
00:16:06What's your address?
00:16:09380 Mulberry Street.
00:16:11380 Mulberry Street.
00:16:13Did you say Springville?
00:16:14That's two hours away.
00:16:16Don't they have their own ambulance?
00:16:19No.
00:16:20Blake, what's going on out there?
00:16:21I'm not sure.
00:16:22I think...
00:16:24I think it might be Killer Shrew.
00:16:29Okay.
00:16:30Wayne out.
00:16:32How many officers do you have, Sheriff?
00:16:36Well, it's just me and Wayne on the clock right now.
00:16:39He is my deputy and my cousin.
00:16:44Two officers?
00:16:45You're going to need more than that.
00:16:47You're telling me, ew, your wounds are all goopy.
00:16:54Which one?
00:16:55The one on your neck.
00:16:58It's really gross.
00:17:02Lewis is on his way with the first aid kit.
00:17:05Oh, that's good.
00:17:11This is terrible.
00:17:13I know.
00:17:14Those things are so scary.
00:17:16No.
00:17:17This book.
00:17:19This book is terrible.
00:17:23And why do you represent him?
00:17:25Because he's rich.
00:17:27In fact, this whole Shrew thing
00:17:29has probably made it easier for us to find it safe.
00:17:31I think we should just forget the whole thing.
00:17:33Nonsense.
00:17:35All we have to do is sneak away,
00:17:38open the safe,
00:17:40grab it,
00:17:40and go.
00:17:42You should light a candle or something.
00:17:44That smells awful.
00:17:47It was the castle.
00:17:49I love the one where you used the snake
00:17:51to swing from the cliff.
00:17:53That was Return to Ape Island.
00:17:55Wow.
00:17:56Fiona Ray.
00:17:58I knew I recognized you from somewhere.
00:18:01Say,
00:18:01can I have your autograph
00:18:03when this is all said and done?
00:18:04Sure, why not?
00:18:07Here you go, Professor.
00:18:12Doc,
00:18:14why were you really messing with those shrews?
00:18:18I told you.
00:18:22I was trying to create a cure for rabies.
00:18:26But how did they turn into that?
00:18:30Something was wrong.
00:18:32Obviously.
00:18:34I have to make an emergency phone call.
00:18:37Use the phone in the study.
00:18:41Those things are probably miles away by now.
00:18:45Doubtful.
00:18:46Those are predatory animals.
00:18:48They will go where the prey is.
00:18:51What?
00:18:52You mean us?
00:18:54Yes.
00:18:55They've tasted blood
00:18:57when they killed my lab assistant.
00:19:00I have to go.
00:19:01I can't stay here.
00:19:03You can't go.
00:19:04It's too dangerous out there.
00:19:06But you don't understand.
00:19:07I have to be on set tomorrow morning.
00:19:09I have a very early call time.
00:19:11Okay.
00:19:12Once the tow truck arrives,
00:19:13I'll escort you.
00:19:14They're not coming.
00:19:15No one answered the phone.
00:19:17Well, where do you have to go?
00:19:19Franklinville.
00:19:21I was only supposed to be in town for one day.
00:19:24I have to leave.
00:19:25Well, once Wayne gets here,
00:19:27I'll take you.
00:19:28I would prefer to leave now.
00:19:30We're not going anywhere
00:19:31until my backup arrives.
00:19:36How are you going to get in
00:19:37without the combination?
00:19:38I don't know.
00:19:38I'll think of something.
00:19:42Did you hear something?
00:19:44Do you think they got in the house?
00:19:46Come on.
00:19:47Let's go back with him with the others.
00:19:49You go on ahead.
00:19:50I'm not leaving you like that.
00:19:51I'm going to be safe.
00:19:51What?
00:19:52Go on.
00:19:58This man is going into shock.
00:20:00We've got to get him to a hospital.
00:20:03What's wrong with him?
00:20:08Bleeding.
00:20:20That's Wayne.
00:20:21We're saved.
00:20:23Wayne.
00:20:24Come in, Wayne.
00:20:27I'm here, Sheriff.
00:20:28Wayne, you listen to me
00:20:29and you listen to me carefully.
00:20:31We have a man down
00:20:32who is in need of medical assistance.
00:20:33Be careful getting out of your vehicle.
00:20:36There are monstrous killer shrews
00:20:39all over the grounds.
00:20:41Yeah, okay, Sheriff.
00:20:43Killer shrews.
00:21:07That's my cousin.
00:21:10Did it get you?
00:21:11It took a choke off my damn ear.
00:21:13Well, we've got to get everybody to the hospital.
00:21:16But we can only take one of you.
00:21:20You go.
00:21:22Thank you, Charles.
00:21:24Perry, you cover us
00:21:25while we get the doc to the car.
00:21:26Bye.
00:21:50Good luck, my dear.
00:21:52It's safe.
00:21:56Let's get the hell out of here.
00:21:58Wait for help to arrive.
00:21:59We'll be back soon.
00:22:03We'll be back soon.
00:22:23Where's Louis?
00:22:24She's in the study.
00:22:26Did they leave us?
00:22:28They're sending help.
00:22:30We just need to sit tight.
00:22:32I can't take this.
00:22:33Colby, Professor.
00:22:44Hello?
00:22:45Is anyone there?
00:22:55Cassandra?
00:22:56Is that you?
00:23:05Oh, I hope it's not one of those shrews.
00:23:13Got it.
00:23:14No, I hope it's not one of those shrews.
00:23:21Oh, the killer's coming out!
00:23:27There's a killer's going out!
00:23:29Scream.
00:23:36Scream.
00:23:40Scream.
00:23:41Scream.
00:23:59Oh, that was it!
00:24:01Lewis, keep it down!
00:24:14Keep them occupied, Lewis!
00:24:23It's all my feet!
00:24:29It's all my feet!
00:24:52What the fuck is that?
00:24:57Fuck!
00:24:58Aaaaaahhhh!
00:25:03Aaaaaahhhh!
00:25:05Oh, my God.
00:25:49Oh, my God.
00:26:15Lewis, put some trousers on.
00:26:31My dear.
00:26:45We gotta go, I need to get out of here.
00:26:51I wonder how they got in.
00:26:55The window.
00:27:01What the fuck is that thing?
00:27:22Let's go.
00:27:32We're not safe here.
00:27:34Murdoch said that they'd be hunting us and that's exactly what they're doing.
00:27:45Come along.
00:27:47Come along.
00:28:01Come along.
00:28:02Come along.
00:28:28We're almost there.
00:28:30You're gonna make it, Doc.
00:28:32We need to go back and get my ear.
00:28:35Maybe they can sew it back on.
00:28:37We're gonna get you a new ear.
00:28:38A better ear.
00:28:40Yeah, well I want my ear, damn it.
00:28:42Well you...
00:28:44Look out!
00:28:45Let's go!
00:29:05Let's go!
00:29:07Let's go!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:09Oh!
00:29:10Sharon!
00:29:11Are you alright?
00:29:14I think so.
00:29:16I've done stunts before so...
00:29:19Wayne!
00:29:20Wayne!
00:29:21Oh shit!
00:29:23Wayne!
00:29:24Oh shit!
00:29:25No!
00:29:26Do CPR!
00:29:27I don't know CPR!
00:29:29I don't know CPR!
00:29:30Oh shit, Wayne!
00:29:31Oh no!
00:29:32Doctor's body's gone.
00:29:33It must've got thrown during the crash!
00:29:36Oh shit!
00:29:37Wayne's dead!
00:29:38I'm gonna lose my badge!
00:29:40Killing shrews all over the place!
00:29:42Oh shit!
00:29:43Alright, alright, calm down.
00:29:46You are gonna get it together, and then you're gonna take me to Franklinville!
00:29:50Alright, we need to radio the town.
00:29:53Where's my radio?
00:29:55My radio's gone?
00:29:57God damn it!
00:29:58Jesus!
00:29:59Look!
00:29:59Oh man!
00:30:00I couldn't pay $15 for that thing!
00:30:02Look at this shit!
00:30:03It's gonna come out of my pay!
00:30:05Oh my god!
00:30:06What the hell is going-
00:30:08I bumped my head off the dashboard!
00:30:11Wayne!
00:30:12I think I saw his eyes blinking.
00:30:14No, he's dead.
00:30:17My headset at least is here.
00:30:21Oh Wayne, come on.
00:30:24Let's-
00:30:25We're gonna have to walk.
00:30:40We're gonna have to walk.
00:30:42Uh-
00:30:43Yeah, yeah.
00:31:00Hey, Louis!
00:31:01You know, you're gonna have to walk.
00:31:04And he's dead.
00:31:04Yeah, that's the end!
00:31:05He's cracked!
00:31:06He'sully tried it, remember?
00:31:10Nothing's fine!
00:31:10Neither did he have to walk.
00:31:10indemnityγ―οΏ½λ‘ doin.
00:31:11Hey, look what the cat drew again.
00:31:15The wife finally let you out the house, huh?
00:31:18Can't complain.
00:31:19Sit your old ass down.
00:31:22You know, when I was a young man, I would have kicked your ass.
00:31:25Yeah.
00:31:26Right, sir.
00:31:29So we gonna buff the top, or we gonna give you a cut?
00:31:34Okay, just a cut.
00:31:37You know what?
00:31:42That one's on the house.
00:31:43Thanks.
00:31:46So how's the kids?
00:31:47The kids are good.
00:31:50I see that you've been drinking a lot lately.
00:31:54Well, you know, sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.
00:32:12This is Martin.
00:32:23Hello.
00:32:25This is Sheriff Blake.
00:32:28No, the other one.
00:32:30Yeah, I'm out in Franklinville.
00:32:32There's been a major accident out on Route 33.
00:32:35Yeah, there's two casualties.
00:32:37One is my deputy, who is my cousin.
00:32:42Yeah, I'm at the Sunshine Cafe.
00:32:45Yeah, all right.
00:32:46I'll be here.
00:32:47Bye.
00:32:59Did you tell them about the shoes?
00:33:01Do you think they believe me?
00:33:03Can I search you guys out for something to drink?
00:33:06Water, please.
00:33:07Water.
00:33:11I missed my call time.
00:33:14I have to call my agent.
00:33:19Uh-huh.
00:33:21Yeah, baby.
00:33:22Nah, I'm telling you, when you get out of jail, we're gonna have some real good times, huh?
00:33:26Excuse me.
00:33:27Hold on, baby.
00:33:28Someone's trying to talk to me.
00:33:30What is it?
00:33:31Sir, I need to make an emergency phone call.
00:33:33Listen, this one's in use.
00:33:35Why don't you go use the barbershop across the street, all right?
00:33:44I have to go across the street to make a phone call.
00:33:47Okay.
00:33:47What do you want?
00:33:49Eggs and toast.
00:33:52Can I get some eggs and toast, please?
00:33:54And where's my water?
00:34:03You know, ma'am, I can see myself in your head.
00:34:07That thing really shiny.
00:34:09Hello!
00:34:11Fuck you, King Kong.
00:34:13May I please use your phone?
00:34:15Yeah, sure.
00:34:15Right there.
00:34:41Looks like there's nobody here.
00:34:45Hello?
00:34:47Our truck broke down.
00:34:51We're out of gas.
00:34:53I don't like this.
00:34:54I'm going back, Louis.
00:34:56Sit down, Louis.
00:34:57I don't like this.
00:34:59I'm going back, Louis.
00:35:00Sit down, Louis.
00:35:00Hello?
00:35:06Find a gas can, Louis, and meet me back here.
00:35:10Great.
00:35:29This place is a dump.
00:35:45Hello?
00:35:48Who's there?
00:35:49ah yeah we've run out of fuel and have no concern I'm a man of considerable
00:35:58academic and intellectual achievement oh yeah you just look like a man that
00:36:04ran out of gas to me and there ain't no gas here and move on
00:36:11but it is an emergency we've been attacked by wild animals one of us has
00:36:18been injured what kind of wild animals shrews killer shrews you're the ones that brought them
00:36:29devils round here how could that be look out the windows son you gotta be blind not to see them
00:36:38Cassandra
00:36:47oh
00:37:05oh
00:37:16Thank you, Simon. Thank you.
00:37:19Yes. I'll await the cab.
00:37:23Ta-ta.
00:37:36What the fuck is this?
00:37:40I'm alien.
00:37:42I'm alien.
00:37:46I own a doo-ba-doo-ba-doo-king.
00:37:57That thing doesn't look friendly.
00:38:00Somebody kill that shit!
00:38:04This is a taste of glass of water.
00:38:23Seymour, if you keep dropping crumbs all over the floor, we're going to get rats.
00:38:28Did you hear what I said?
00:38:30Pick up your crumbs, and we're going to get rats.
00:38:41Oh, go!
00:38:52finish, get up.
00:39:23Do you have a backdoor?
00:39:35That's a bad bitch.
00:39:39What's the matter?
00:39:41Come on!
00:39:46How do you use this fucking thing?
00:39:50Lewis, I think your darling is about to become true child.
00:39:57I'll distract them.
00:39:58You get cash.
00:39:59How do you expect to do that?
00:40:05Get out of your fucking mind!
00:40:15I told you to get out of your fucking head!
00:40:18I told you to get out of your fucking head!
00:40:27I told you to get out of your fucking head!
00:40:31What the...
00:40:34Stop it!
00:40:42I'm here to save you!
00:40:57I hear you choose.
00:41:01Come on! Hop in!
00:41:09Where's Lewis?
00:41:11He's creating a distraction.
00:41:38Oh my God!
00:41:42Oh my God!
00:42:09Oh, right, right, right.
00:42:23You ugly shirt bastard! Look at that motherfucker!
00:42:28Whoa!
00:42:34I thought you were dead!
00:42:35We gotta call the National Guard.
00:42:37Oh, I hope the others got out all right.
00:42:39Well, they all ran all over the place.
00:42:40One lady got hit by an ice cream truck.
00:42:42I meant the professor.
00:42:44Yeah, me too.
00:42:45Let's get out of here.
00:42:55Come on, this way I'll take his bike to town.
00:42:58Are you sure the road won't be quicker?
00:43:03Things are everywhere.
00:43:05I'm so frightened.
00:43:07Hold me, Lewis!
00:43:09We're being followed.
00:43:11You go.
00:43:13Not without you.
00:43:15I'm staying so that you can go.
00:43:17If you go, then I can stay.
00:43:21But if you stay, I'll stay.
00:43:24And if you go, then I can stay, and I'll stay so that you can go.
00:43:31Thank you, Charles.
00:43:34I've got a scar to settle with some shrews, and I've got a pocket full of shells.
00:43:41Oh, it's no valley.
00:43:43I know.
00:43:44Why can't you be like that?
00:43:45I'm just alliterating you.
00:44:12What the hell happened?
00:44:16Merton!
00:44:19Merton!
00:44:21I'm coming, Merton!
00:44:25I'm coming, Merton!
00:44:46I'm coming, Merton!
00:44:49Goddamn it!
00:45:26All right, all right, come on!
00:45:29All right, come on!
00:45:59Come on!
00:46:00Come on!
00:46:02I went to Julia.
00:46:04You didn't know that.
00:46:07I didn't always want to be a physicist philosopher.
00:46:10I wanted to be a dancer.
00:46:14I could have been a dancer.
00:46:18Let's dance.
00:46:31Let's dance.
00:46:44Simon.
00:46:46Simon, you can't be serious.
00:46:50When have I ever?
00:46:54Simon.
00:46:56I am Fiona Ray Simon.
00:47:04Well, she's a hussy.
00:47:09I'm sorry you didn't make it to your film.
00:47:11It wasn't safe for you to be out there.
00:47:14They fired me.
00:47:16I've never been fired.
00:47:20I've been fired from just about every job except this one.
00:47:23Ain't no big deal.
00:47:25Sheriff!
00:47:26Dewey!
00:47:27Damn it!
00:47:28Are you all right?
00:47:29You okay, Sheriff?
00:47:31Who's been messing with my chair?
00:47:33I...
00:47:35I don't know.
00:47:36Damn it, Dewey!
00:47:39We'll get that fixed for you, Sheriff.
00:47:42Get on it!
00:47:43Miss Ray?
00:47:46Dewey?
00:47:47Do we?
00:47:51Damn you!
00:47:53Martin, what are we going to do?
00:47:55I'll tell you what we're going to do.
00:47:57We're going to sit here and wait for the cavalry to arrive.
00:48:00The mayor has ordered in the army.
00:48:03But what until then?
00:48:05You're going to drink your coffee.
00:48:08I'm going to sit on my desk.
00:48:11We're going to get to know each other better.
00:48:15Sheriff?
00:48:16Dewey?
00:48:17I did some big shot army guy out there.
00:48:19We'd like to have some words with you.
00:48:21Send him in.
00:48:22Yes, sir.
00:48:24Miss Ray?
00:48:29Sorry about that.
00:48:30This is the hiring.
00:48:33Captain?
00:48:34Sheriff, please.
00:48:38Holy shit!
00:48:40Fiona Ray.
00:48:42The wife and I just went to see Tomb of the One Eye Weasel last night.
00:48:46And we loved it.
00:48:48That scene where you were hanging from the balcony and the weasel was right there gave me the chills.
00:48:56Wow.
00:48:57Your mother is beautiful in person and you are on the screen.
00:49:03You're going to wreck.
00:49:05Men, we are in the presence of greatness.
00:49:10Captain, the task at hand, please.
00:49:14This city is being invaded by killer shrews.
00:49:19Killer shrews.
00:49:23Killer shrews.
00:49:30With all due respect, sir, when you are done laughing, my deputy, who is my cousin, is dead.
00:49:39Did shrews kill him?
00:49:40It was a car accident, but it was shrew related.
00:49:44How do you expect me to believe all this?
00:49:46Because it's true.
00:49:49The thing from Nantucket.
00:49:51Well that was a good one.
00:50:13Damn it!
00:50:14Damn it!
00:50:23I got one.
00:50:23Why are they threatens her?
00:50:43I'll call her, Merton.
00:50:46No, Merton.
00:50:46I'll call her, Merton.
00:50:47I got one, Merton.
00:50:50I got one, Merton.
00:50:51Go!
00:50:52How's he doing this?
00:50:52Oh hey!
00:51:02Mr. Mayor.
00:51:03Mr. Mayor.
00:51:04What?
00:51:05What?
00:51:05Stakes, snakes, snakes, snakes, snakes, snakes, snakes!
00:51:08Stakes!
00:51:09Sir, you're just having a nightmare.
00:51:11I tried to stop that.
00:51:12John, we got a big problem on our hands, and a shitstorm is a-brewin' out there in the
00:51:17shape of big-ass killer shrews, and you're in here napping.
00:51:20Hey, what is the meaning of this?
00:51:23Your town is being overrun by ravenous rodents.
00:51:27People are dying out there.
00:51:33Floyd, why is Fiona Ray in my office, and you didn't warn me?
00:51:38I look like shit!
00:51:40Sir, sorry!
00:51:41Get out!
00:51:41Get out!
00:51:42I tried!
00:51:43And get Miss Ray a cup of tea, please.
00:51:47Earl Grey.
00:51:50Yeah.
00:51:50That guy's a retard.
00:51:53Mayor, I've seen one of these things.
00:51:56They're huge.
00:51:58We need to shut down the town.
00:52:00Our curfew is in effect immediately.
00:52:03We need to exterminate the infestation before it spreads.
00:52:06My God, could things get any worse?
00:52:11Sir, your wife just called.
00:52:14Your dog died.
00:52:18Pugsley?
00:52:19My little Pugsley?
00:52:24Sir, the town is a war zone.
00:52:27This is terrible.
00:52:31I think the mayor has gone by-by.
00:52:34I think the mayor has gone by-by.
00:52:36What do you need from us, Captain?
00:52:39Let's step outside for a minute.
00:52:42Give him a moment.
00:52:52First Wayne, now Pugsley.
00:52:55What's going on in this town?
00:52:57Mayor, major, wuss.
00:53:02We need a map of the town.
00:53:03Close down all the streets.
00:53:05Coming and going.
00:53:06Done.
00:53:07We need to gather as much intel on these things as we can.
00:53:11Find out what makes them tick.
00:53:13They're shrews.
00:53:15How complicated can they be?
00:53:17Girlie, you have no idea.
00:53:25How much further?
00:53:27I don't know.
00:53:29I was following you.
00:53:30Are you serious?
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:33I thought you knew.
00:53:34Who is this guy?
00:53:37I don't really know.
00:53:40The name's Wilkins.
00:53:41I own the sawmill you guys stopped at.
00:53:44So, you own the mill, but you have no idea where we are right now.
00:53:48I never come this way.
00:54:09Sandra!
00:54:33What's this here?
00:54:35That's the old sawmills.
00:54:36It's in the outskirts of the city.
00:54:38I can see that.
00:54:39It's a good vantage point.
00:54:41Take a couple of guys and get there.
00:54:43Make sure it's secure.
00:54:45Leave my men there.
00:54:46We'll rendezvous back here at 1500.
00:54:49Sure thing.
00:54:50And I'm going to deeter some skeeters with my deeter insect repellent.
00:54:55Fiona.
00:54:57Jonah Ray.
00:54:59One lucky guy.
00:55:01That's not what you think.
00:55:03Sir.
00:55:04You're going to need her back at the barracks right away.
00:55:07Let's go.
00:55:13Thank you, Mrs. May.
00:55:14Looks like I'm going to have to scoot.
00:55:16Duty calls.
00:55:17The town is on lockdown, and I think you'll be safest by staying here.
00:55:22Can I come with you?
00:55:23Not this time.
00:55:24Way too dangerous.
00:55:26You say so.
00:55:27I do.
00:55:29I'll see you soon.
00:55:42You kill those shrews.
00:55:58Cassie?
00:56:00Can I come with you?
00:56:01Can I come with you?
00:56:31Cassandra!
00:56:32Careful with the yelling, boy.
00:56:34The reverberations can bring this whole thing down on us.
00:56:38Where'd that have eaten by shrews?
00:56:43I just can't believe it's happening, I guess.
00:56:47What do you mean, again?
00:56:52I want to go to Bermuda!
00:56:56Okay, okay, we can do this.
00:57:00These shrews will be on us any minute.
00:57:04Let's follow the creepy Scottish guy.
00:57:10Come on, let's take this tunnel.
00:57:21This is a dead end!
00:57:23Well that's good, we'll get it back against the wall.
00:57:27We're trapped, how is that good?
00:57:30Well they can't sneak up in us, you sneaky bastards.
00:57:33Wilkins, this isn't your first encounter with killer shrews, is it?
00:57:39You youngsters take a seat, I'll kill you, Achille.
00:57:51I come from the village Achille Cranky.
00:57:54I've never heard of that before.
00:57:56It's in Scotland. I left when I was a wee boy.
00:57:58It seems I brought these creatures with me.
00:58:02It doesn't make any sense.
00:58:04What do you mean?
00:58:06That was a long time ago.
00:58:08Huge man-eating shrews stormed the village, wiping out everything in their path.
00:58:13I was lucky. Me and a few others.
00:58:16It doesn't make any sense.
00:58:17Murdoch told us that he created them in his lab when he was experimenting with a cure for rabies.
00:58:23It just doesn't make sense.
00:58:23How could they have gotten here from Scotland?
00:58:25Murdoch, eh?
00:58:27There was a Murdoch in the village.
00:58:29Crazy guy.
00:58:30Her parents told us not to talk to him.
00:58:32That seems highly coincidental.
00:58:35Or not.
00:58:37You kids don't have to sit together.
00:58:39There's plenty boxes.
00:58:46Holy shit!
00:58:47Hot diggity!
00:58:49This'll blow them up!
00:58:58I'll keep them busy. You guys go!
00:59:00That's what the professor said. He's not coming back.
00:59:02I'm old. I've had my fun.
00:59:04Go to the sawmill. There's a shoe box in my office.
00:59:07You'll find everything you're looking for.
00:59:10I've got a shoe in there.
00:59:21All right, you rat bastard. Shrew's thunder bitchy.
00:59:26Come and kill me!
00:59:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:59:56There it is!
00:59:57I've never shit so bad in my life!
00:59:59What?
01:00:00Ever!
01:00:01Hold it!
01:00:05Oh, thank God! We're saved!
01:00:07What the hell are you two doing way out here?
01:00:10Don't you know there's killer shoes everywhere?
01:00:14They're okay.
01:00:18There was me.
01:00:20Oh, thank God.
01:00:21Glad to see you two made it out all right.
01:00:24Where's the professor?
01:00:28Get us out of here, Sheriff!
01:00:30Get these two someplace safe!
01:00:32There you do!
01:00:35Ma'am?
01:00:38Hold on, Sheriff.
01:00:39I have something to tell you.
01:00:40Cassie, you go on.
01:00:42Any time anyone's ever said that, they never come back!
01:01:03What are you talking about, Lewis?
01:01:08I forgot that on the mail, you know, tell us something that might be useful.
01:01:11I'll show you.
01:01:14What the fuck is a shrew anyway?
01:01:16I have no fucking idea.
01:01:18I'm about to find out.
01:01:21I said it was up here.
01:01:23I didn't know the shrew.
01:01:25Yahtzee!
01:01:33It's junk!
01:01:35What does that look like to you?
01:01:38Looks like Murdock.
01:01:42Holy shit.
01:01:43I think I know what's happening.
01:01:45Good, cause I don't have a fucking clue.
01:01:47Murdock, where is he?
01:01:50His body.
01:01:50His body got thrown from the car during the crash.
01:01:52Should've seen.
01:01:53He went flying!
01:01:56And his body, did you recover?
01:01:58Did you know where it is?
01:01:58No, he's gone!
01:01:59Just like I told you.
01:02:00Just like Wayne.
01:02:04We need to get back to town.
01:02:06Alright.
01:02:06Let's go.
01:02:22Alright.
01:02:23Listen up.
01:02:23This is it, men.
01:02:25See, there are also these damn shrews.
01:02:28You know what they say, you shrews, you lose.
01:02:31Sir, we have a visual on the shrews.
01:02:33They're headed this way, they'll be on top of us within minutes.
01:02:35Beautiful.
01:02:37Alright, listen up.
01:02:38This is where I give my big inspirational speech.
01:02:41Letting you sissies know that some of you ain't gonna make it.
01:02:44Nobody dies without my permission.
01:02:46Let's secure the left perimeter, secure the right perimeter.
01:02:50We'll drag them all into the mill and bring the whole fucking thing down on their heads.
01:02:55We're gonna leave it here today.
01:02:57We're gonna cover this place in shrew blood.
01:03:00It's gonna be biblical.
01:03:01Who's with me?
01:03:02Yes sir, yes sir!
01:03:03Let's go!
01:03:13Get your ass up, son!
01:03:14We're here to slay runes!
01:03:16Say yes sir!
01:03:17Now I need you to get upstairs and get ready to...
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:28What the hell's the matter with you, boy?
01:03:30Get your ass up!
01:03:31We got shrews to kill!
01:03:35Let's go!
01:03:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:41no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:43no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:44no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:03:46no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:04:06Oh, shit!
01:04:56Oh, shit!
01:05:22They're everywhere!
01:05:23Get the hell out of here!
01:05:47I assure you, Miss Ray, you're safe here for the time being.
01:05:51We've taken over this house as our command center.
01:05:54No shrews are getting in here.
01:05:55What the hell?
01:06:05That was a break of currents.
01:06:08Must have got in here before us.
01:06:11Captain, I am trained in the operation of most firearms.
01:06:15I have to be for my future films.
01:06:18I would feel a lot safer if I had a gun.
01:06:22A gun, sweetheart.
01:06:25This is not the movies.
01:06:27Leave the heavy stuff for us.
01:06:35Open it.
01:06:37Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:06:39Slow down, Turbo.
01:06:40Where is Captain Frost?
01:06:42Blake!
01:06:43Fiona!
01:06:44They're okay.
01:06:50Miss Ray, I'm so glad that you're...
01:06:53Eww, Louis!
01:06:54Glad you were right.
01:06:54Oh, Dink.
01:06:57Where's your girlfriend?
01:06:58Not exactly sure.
01:07:00She's in good hands, though.
01:07:05I'm Captain Frost.
01:07:07Louis Fontana.
01:07:08Literary agent.
01:07:10This is Lieutenant Falcon.
01:07:13Hey!
01:07:15Mittens!
01:07:16Mittens!
01:07:16Where the hell's Mittens?
01:07:18Right here, sir.
01:07:19Where the hell you been?
01:07:21Right here, sir.
01:07:22Don't do that to me, boy.
01:07:24Yes, sir.
01:07:25Take Mr. Fontana upstairs to be debriefed.
01:07:28Yes, sir.
01:07:28You got it, boss.
01:07:32Come on.
01:07:33Let's go once.
01:07:34Is that yours?
01:07:35Captain.
01:07:37The mill is secure, Captain.
01:07:39That's great, I...
01:07:40Captain Frost.
01:07:41Captain Frost.
01:07:41Come in, Captain Frost.
01:07:42They're breaking through the wire.
01:07:44There are dozens of them.
01:07:45Coordinates, niner-niner.
01:07:46Whiskey, do the tango.
01:07:49What the hell?
01:07:50Hold the line!
01:07:53I'm so glad you're here.
01:07:55Me, too.
01:07:57Hey, get this.
01:07:58That doctor guy, Murdoch,
01:08:00seems like he's got an interesting family treat.
01:08:04Oh?
01:08:04His grandfather went nuts in a small Scottish village.
01:08:10Created gigantic, murderous shrews.
01:08:15Wiping out every man, woman, and child for miles.
01:08:20Oh, my God.
01:08:22How is that possible?
01:08:24Well, he told us he was looking for a rabies cure.
01:08:29What he was really doing was following in his grandfather's footsteps.
01:08:35Now, obviously, he's a few cans short of a six-pack.
01:08:39But after he succeeded, he created gigantic, killer shrews.
01:08:47I don't know if he planned on having them escape, but they did.
01:08:53I think he was going to use them to conquer the town.
01:08:58Maybe even conquer the world.
01:09:03This is complete madness.
01:09:05How did I even get here?
01:09:07Well, your car broke down and...
01:09:09This is so much like a movie.
01:09:11Giant killer rodents.
01:09:13An evil scientist with a chip on his shoulder.
01:09:16A glamorous, bleeding lady.
01:09:19If this were a movie,
01:09:21this would be the third act.
01:09:23The third act?
01:09:24What's that?
01:09:26It means we're about to reach the climax.
01:09:32It just went off.
01:09:34It just went off.
01:09:35Calm down.
01:09:36Bring it back.
01:09:38Calm down.
01:09:39Bring it back.
01:09:41It's over.
01:09:43It's over.
01:09:44Sir, I have the President of the United States on Channel One.
01:09:48Pass him through.
01:09:50Captain Frost.
01:09:52Mr. President.
01:09:53You must be absolutely certain of this decision.
01:09:57Affirmative.
01:09:58Drop it.
01:09:59All those people.
01:10:01Evacuate as many as you can.
01:10:03Yes, sir.
01:10:05Nuke them.
01:10:06I've told you everything I know.
01:10:08You ain't told a shit, bitch.
01:10:10It's because I don't know anything.
01:10:11There's killer shrews running around.
01:10:12Killer shrews?
01:10:13What more do you need?
01:10:14Killer shrews!
01:10:15Say something else for a goddamn change.
01:10:17How about that?
01:10:20Mittens!
01:10:21Sir.
01:10:23Boy's a tough one, sir.
01:10:24I don't know.
01:10:25Forget him.
01:10:26Gather up a man.
01:10:27We're moving out.
01:10:28Yes, sir.
01:10:29Hey, uh, shoes are here.
01:10:31We gotta go.
01:10:32We're out.
01:10:37Do you think I could get your autograph now?
01:10:41Absolutely.
01:10:42Make it up for Martin.
01:10:45Miss Ray, Sheriff, we're leaving, and I suggest you do the same.
01:10:51Something wrong, Captain?
01:10:52They're on their way.
01:10:54They're here already.
01:10:55Quiet.
01:10:56But I thought you said this place was safe.
01:10:58From the shrews, yes.
01:10:59Well, maybe.
01:11:01But not from the big-ass nuke that's about to hit the city.
01:11:03What?
01:11:04I've said enough.
01:11:06Men, we're out.
01:11:09Get the door, son.
01:11:15Get the door.
01:11:22Get the door.
01:11:33Jimmy!
01:11:36Jimmy!
01:11:37Jimmy!
01:11:37Anyway, we're going to go.
01:11:43Jimmy!
01:11:44Jimmy!
01:11:45Thank you, Jimmy!
01:11:48You killed Jimmy!
01:11:49No!
01:11:51No!
01:11:53No!
01:11:55No!
01:11:57No!
01:11:58No!
01:12:02I have no clue.
01:12:04I think it's true.
01:12:06I think it's true.
01:12:07I don't fucking know.
01:12:09Go, go, go, go.
01:12:13No.
01:12:14No.
01:12:18No.
01:12:19No.
01:12:20No.
01:12:21No.
01:12:21No.
01:12:21No.
01:12:25This is Sheriff Lee.
01:12:27Do not drop the noose.
01:12:29I repeat.
01:12:30Do not drop the noose.
01:12:32I'm going to have to put the button down.
01:12:35This is Sheriff Martin Blake.
01:12:37Don't drop the noose.
01:12:39I'm sorry, dude.
01:12:40This is a restricted man.
01:12:41You son of a bitch.
01:12:43We have to find Cassandra.
01:12:44Let's go.
01:12:50Oh, sweet baby, Jesus.
01:12:51I'm coming.
01:12:53Yo.
01:12:53Oh.
01:12:55Oh, man.
01:12:56Bad bastards.
01:12:59Who is that?
01:13:01Who is that?
01:13:01Who is that?
01:13:02Who is that?
01:13:02Who is that?
01:13:03Who is that?
01:13:04Who is that?
01:13:05Don't you know who I am?
01:13:07Captain James Moon!
01:13:09Die!
01:13:10Die!
01:13:11Die!
01:13:11No, die!
01:13:14Die!
01:13:15Die!
01:13:16Die!
01:13:19Die!
01:13:19Die.
01:13:22Let's go.
01:14:05Why is he moving so slow?
01:14:09Hey, fellas.
01:14:15Guys, I think I'm good.
01:14:16Oh, they got mittens.
01:14:18No, I'm okay.
01:14:19Are you okay?
01:14:21No, no.
01:14:22They got old mittens good this time.
01:14:25Ow!
01:14:25God damn it.
01:14:27Come on.
01:14:33Fellas, come on.
01:14:34Shoot him in the head.
01:14:35What is it?
01:14:57Where's everybody?
01:14:59Steve!
01:15:00Jimmy!
01:15:03Am I late?
01:15:05I don't even have a watch.
01:15:16That's spooky.
01:15:18Kill the shoes!
01:15:26They left me!
01:15:28They left me!
01:15:29That'll be a lot!
01:15:43You go help those guys.
01:15:44Yes, sir.
01:15:46Redirect the noob!
01:15:47Redirect the noob!
01:15:48Do whatever you gotta do for the love of God!
01:15:53There's the sergeant!
01:15:54The civilian!
01:15:55Where is she?
01:15:56They got separated!
01:15:58What are you doing?
01:15:59Get your fucking ass to ride her!
01:16:01Get covered!
01:16:03Get them!
01:16:06There she is!
01:16:07Get away!
01:16:11It's way too dangerous.
01:16:12You're gonna have to stay here.
01:16:14You're not staying here without a weapon.
01:16:17There you go.
01:16:19You gonna kill those groups.
01:16:21No!
01:16:52Jimmy! Stop fucking with me, Jimmy!
01:17:02Hold on.
01:17:10Hey, baby. What's your name?
01:17:13My friend's calling me Zero, but you can call me whatever you want.
01:17:16Come on, baby. Don't be shy. What's your sign?
01:17:18I'm a Virgo. Hey, we should take a ride on the countryside with the top down and your top off.
01:17:32Yeah, keep walking.
01:17:38Oh. Hey there, buddy. You lost?
01:17:42Come here, boy. I don't have a collar.
01:17:45I'm gonna name you Biscuit.
01:17:47Hey, Biscuit. Come here, boy.
01:17:49Road over. Road over, Biscuit.
01:18:02Let's hit her and get the hell out of here.
01:18:04Get up!
01:18:10I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:18:21Hope you don't have diseases.
01:18:23Hope you don't have a collar.
01:18:25Oh, man.
01:18:36We're doing an alleyway.
01:18:39I'm sorry.
01:18:39C'est true?
01:18:46I'm sorry, man.
01:18:49I'm sorry.
01:18:51I'm sorry.
01:18:52I'm sorry, man.
01:18:53A what?
01:18:55A killer shrew.
01:18:56You're saying that that was a killer shrew?
01:19:00Yeah, a killer shrew.
01:19:04What the hell was that?
01:19:06Those are the jets. They're about to drop the nuke.
01:19:08We gotta get out of here. This town's been evacuated.
01:19:13I said get out of here!
01:19:25I said get out of here.
01:19:43Shrew, you wanna dance?
01:19:45You wanna tango?
01:19:47Come on, baby.
01:20:01We got to drop.
01:20:04What?
01:20:23Oh my god!
01:20:25Come on, we gotta get out of here.
01:20:26Come on, we gotta get out of here.
01:20:28We're gonna get terrible.
01:20:29You hurt.
01:20:30You hurt.
01:20:30Come on.
01:20:32We gotta go.
01:20:33Come on, we gotta go.
01:20:33Get involved.
01:20:33This is the end of the story!
01:20:40Get back!
01:20:41Get back!
01:20:55Where's who?
01:20:56Where's Cassandra?
01:20:57They're dead.
01:20:58Everybody's fucking dead.
01:21:01Is that Murdoch?
01:21:03Say hello to your grandpa.
01:21:09Blake, before we die, there's something I have to tell you.
01:21:13Hold that thought.
01:21:14There's Wayne!
01:21:15Wayne, I knew you was alive!
01:21:17You won't believe what I've been through.
01:21:18Oh, I know what you've been through, but we gotta stop that thing loose!
01:21:20I got a better idea!
01:21:29It's coming!
01:21:30It's coming!
01:21:31It's coming!
01:21:33It's coming!
01:21:34I told you he was blinking!
01:21:49I got you!
01:21:50Come on!
01:21:51I'm gonna get you!
01:22:08I can't see!
01:22:11I can't see!
01:22:12I looked right into it!
01:22:14They said you can't look into it!
01:22:16I looked right into it!
01:22:17Oh, my God!
01:22:18This is a gift from Giorgio Armani.
01:22:20Where's my hat?
01:22:21Where the hell is my...
01:22:22There's my hat.
01:22:25Where the hell is Wayne?
01:22:27Wayne!
01:22:28Wayne, where are you?
01:22:30Wayne!
01:22:31Wayne!
01:22:44It was a dark and stormy night.
01:22:46The professor was feeling good.
01:22:48Lewis is about to release the professor's book.
01:22:52Fiona's on the way.
01:22:54The scientists is in the lab.
01:22:55Then it all went bad
01:22:57Shrews are on the loose
01:22:59The only car breaks
01:23:01Sheriff's on the way
01:23:03Cassandra's so hot
01:23:04Everybody wants her
01:23:07The shrews do too
01:23:08Dr. Murdoch warns everybody
01:23:12Sheriff calls for backup
01:23:14Which is his cousin
01:23:16Lewis searched for the safe
01:23:17In the house
01:23:19The shrews are coming
01:23:21And they're gonna kill everybody
01:23:23Killer shrews
01:23:25You shrews you lose
01:23:27What you gonna do when they come
01:23:29For you
01:23:30They're big and ugly
01:23:32They got a taste for blood
01:23:35Vicious many shrews
01:23:38Killer shrews
01:23:40You shrews you lose
01:23:41What you gonna do when they come
01:23:44For you
01:23:45They're big and ugly
01:23:47They got a taste for blood
01:23:50Vicious many shrews
01:23:52It starts to get real
01:23:53Our shrews is helping Lewis
01:23:56Professor gets his shotgun
01:23:58And blows his shrew away
01:24:00Back up arise
01:24:02Wild Wayne
01:24:04Which is his cousin
01:24:05They leave with Fiona
01:24:07On the way to town
01:24:09They flip over the car
01:24:11Shrews are everywhere
01:24:13Captain Jack Frost
01:24:16Captain Jack Frost bitch
01:24:16Locks down the town
01:24:17Lock it down
01:24:18He yells to hold the line
01:24:19Shooter taking over
01:24:21Killing everybody
01:24:23Time to drop the nuke
01:24:25Wayne shows up
01:24:27Out of nowhere
01:24:28On his motorcycle
01:24:30He grabs the nuke
01:24:32Right in his hands
01:24:34He's the crazy ass man
01:24:36Everything is going here
01:24:38Killers
01:24:39Shrews
01:24:40You shrews
01:24:41You lose
01:24:41What you gonna do when they come
01:24:44For you
01:24:45They're big and ugly
01:24:47They got a taste for blood
01:24:50Vicious many shrews
01:24:53Killers
01:24:54Shrews
01:24:55You shrews
01:24:56You lose
01:24:56What you gonna do when they come
01:24:59For you
01:25:00They're big and ugly
01:25:02They got a taste for blood
01:25:05Vicious many shrews
01:25:08Run
01:25:10Run
01:25:11Run
01:25:18Shrews
01:25:18Yeah
01:25:20That was shrew-tastic
01:25:22Yeah I love this
01:25:24Hey what are you doing
01:25:25You old Mel Brooks
01:25:26Hey hey hey
01:25:26I'm watching the movie
01:25:28I'm watching the movie
01:25:28This movie's the country
01:25:29Wait
01:25:29Hey hey
01:25:30Hey wait a minute
01:25:31Ah
01:25:34I'm watching the movie
01:25:34I'm watching the movieaciΓ³n
01:25:34watching the movie zwei twoδΈ
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