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00:10you shouldn't be here
00:11i'm birdie edwards
00:13i can be anywhere i want to be
00:15i don't want you here
00:17birdie
00:18look
00:20i came to apologize
00:23you were right
00:26you mean that
00:28i do
00:37prove it
00:39the student is now the teacher
00:41stop talking
00:43on your knees
00:49call to me
01:00now show me how sorry
01:02you really are
01:30you're
01:32you're
01:32come on
01:33break over
01:34sorry
01:35i got distracted
01:36come on
01:43that girl
01:44who is she
01:54god she is insanely beautiful
02:01a toast
02:02to my wife
02:04be
02:05birdie edwards
02:07my finest creation
02:08cheers to your finale
02:10sweetheart
02:12what's next birdie
02:13sleep
02:17actually
02:17mason and i have some thoughts
02:19about producing a new play
02:21together
02:22brother
02:23isn't that right my love
02:24well actually i have a better idea
02:25you know the fans are demanding a revival of stone's fantasy and we're gonna give it to
02:32well
02:33will birdie edwards play gretta stone once again
02:35well better yet
02:36we are on the search
02:38for a new gretta stone
02:40and birdie will mentor her new protégé
02:42as i did for her
02:43twenty years ago
02:47it's time for birdie to
02:49pass the torch
03:01excuse me
03:03yes you
03:04do you have a light
03:05just matches
03:07sure that'll do
03:27you're filthy
03:31we were understaffed
03:33it's a busy night
03:35a cozy night for you
03:36which you were amazing
03:39by the way
03:40i've been such a huge fan
03:41for like
03:41do you work here
03:42yeah
03:43new
03:45just moved here actually
03:46hmm
03:46another transplant
03:50excuse me
04:06you're too pretty to take out the trash
04:11don't you dare
04:13don't you fucking dare carl
04:15you know what this means to me
04:18how could you
04:20next
04:22over 200 auditions in that one single gretta
04:26i guess it's not that easy finding my replacement huh
04:31uh um
04:33i could give it a try
04:36all right
04:38all right
04:38all right
04:39show us what you've got
04:40matches girl
04:44i hate your face
04:47your eyes
04:49worst color of brown
04:51mud
04:52dirt
04:53broken clay
04:55and your big nose
04:57and your big nose
04:57just always pointing you north of nowhere
05:01but it's your mouth that i hate the most
05:04lips i cannot taste
05:05the laugh i cannot forget
05:08and a smile
05:11and for someone that's not me
05:16uh
05:17thank you
05:20wow
05:20that face
05:22the cheekbones of meryl
05:24the eyes of hepburn
05:25that body
05:26stop thinking with your dick for once mason
05:29although
05:30she is better than anyone else we've seen
05:32but can she carry a whole show by herself
05:36vera
05:39are you ready to be the next gretta stone
05:44it was the craziest thing
05:46i mean
05:46one minute i'm sweeping raisinettes
05:48and the next
05:49i'm auditioning for birdie and mason edwards
05:53i didn't know you wanted to act
05:56yeah
05:56since i was a kid
05:57but i never thought it would happen
06:00well
06:00you're definitely beautiful enough to be an actress
06:05kyle
06:05i don't really think we should
06:07thought you wanted to thank me for letting you stay here
06:09i do
06:10but
06:11just relax
06:33sit on my face
06:34what
06:41what
06:42well it would really show me how grateful you are to me for
06:47getting you the job
06:48i was just kidding
06:50hey but i mean if you want to
06:52okay you
06:54had nothing to do with me getting that role
06:57well i got you the job at the theater so without me you wouldn't have gotten the audition
07:02are you being serious right now
07:03come on you talk way too much
07:05okay i said no
07:17and
07:18and not like a little girl like
07:20like
07:21a woman
07:22that wants to be touched
07:24all right stop
07:26this is an edwards show
07:28okay
07:28not community theater
07:30we have less than three months
07:32and it's like i'm watching a middle school dance
07:35why don't you two take five
07:43she's far more green than i thought
07:46maybe we recast
07:47it's too late for that
07:49it's all over the press
07:50the city's buzzing about this play
07:53what if the girl stays with us
07:55right that way you can really train her
07:58you're the only one that can do a birdie
07:59no
08:01put up in a hotel for goodness sake
08:03we need to keep her close so she can learn from you
08:06okay come on you're the best in the biz
08:08you just want her close so you can sleep with her
08:11would you stop with that
08:12you want the show to be a success or not
08:17fine
08:18but i want 15% of the revenue
08:2110
08:22deal
08:39barra come here
08:44sit
08:45i'm sorry
08:46i was just looking around the house
08:48it's massive
08:52you want to watch me
08:57and watch me
08:58and watch me
09:22say it
09:25what do you want from me
09:31i can't give you anything until you ask
09:35how about you
09:36i am
10:03i am
10:06Vera?
10:12Vera?
10:13Oh, Mr. Edwards. Hi.
10:16Please, call me Mason.
10:18Sorry.
10:19Don't apologize.
10:20Just want to make sure that you're comfortable here and everything you need.
10:26Guest bedroom is the opposite way.
10:28Oh.
10:29Oh, can you have the maid steam this warm, ma'am?
10:33Sure.
10:37Yeah.
10:47Sit here.
10:54One scoop of yogurt, a half a cup of berries, and a cup of green tea is what you'll have.
10:59What?
11:00From now on, you will eat what I tell you to eat, sleep when I tell you to sleep, and
11:05do exactly as I say for the next three months.
11:09Is that understood?
11:10Do I have a choice?
11:11Do you want to be a star?
11:13Yes.
11:14Of course.
11:15Good.
11:16Eat your breakfast and then meet me in the living room for your first lesson.
11:24Don't disappoint me there.
11:34I was rereading the script.
11:36I love the monologue in act two.
11:38Take off your clothes.
11:41Excuse me?
11:42Strip.
11:43Why?
11:45Our deal is that you do everything I say.
11:49Remember?
11:50If you're a man, I wouldn't.
11:51But I'm not a man.
11:52So what are you afraid of?
12:00You know what? No.
12:01I'm not gonna let you humiliate me.
12:04You think your body is humiliating?
12:06Well, now I really have to see what's going on under there.
12:09You wouldn't get it.
12:11Try me.
12:13Because I can't stand to be looked at.
12:15I was teased a lot as a kid.
12:20An actor's job is to shed every ounce of inhibition in order to become a canvas for the character.
12:28Strike him.
12:42Tell me what you see.
12:45I don't know. I can't.
12:49Your long limbs and determined jaw show your strength.
12:55But your shy eyes reveal an innocence you haven't yet lost.
12:59Your heaving chest and flushed cheeks say...
13:04You're enjoying me looking at you.
13:06I am.
13:08Are you?
13:11That's enough.
13:13Wait.
13:14Don't stop.
13:17What about the rest of my body?
13:33You're fine and soft.
13:36In all the right places.
13:39But your posture needs work.
13:41Strength comes from your core.
13:42Not only on the outside.
13:47But deep.
13:49Down.
13:51Inside.
13:55Do you like it when I touch you there?
14:09Hello?
14:11What is going on here?
14:13It's a disinhibition exercise.
14:16And it was working perfectly until you came stomping in, darling.
14:20Don't stop on my account.
14:21Please.
14:22Proceed.
14:24Can we help you with something?
14:25Yes, you can.
14:26I just want the two of you to know that the whole town is buzzing about the revival in your
14:31mentorship at the Bureau.
14:33Look out LA wants to do a cover story on the two of you.
14:38Hmm.
14:42Not without a little makeover first.
14:47Shall we?
15:02On my way.
15:03On my way.
15:03On my way.
15:04On my way.
15:04On my way.
15:10On my way.
15:11On my way.
15:12On my way.
15:12On my way.
15:13On my way.
15:14Now you're ready.
15:16Say goodbye to Vera Gibson.
15:19Say hello.
15:21To Vera Grace.
15:26Vera Grace?
15:27Something the matter?
15:29No.
15:30I...
15:31Speak up.
15:32Sorry.
15:33It's just...
15:33It's all happening really fast.
15:36You need to choose now.
15:37Do you want to be a star?
15:39Or not?
15:40I do.
15:43Vera Grace.
15:45Good.
15:47Do you have a say?
15:49I had no say in my name.
15:52Bertie Edwards?
15:53It's kind of an iconic name.
15:56Not to me.
15:58I don't want to take Mason's name.
16:00Do you really have to?
16:03Do you really have to?
16:03It's not really a thing anymore.
16:06It was to him.
16:07And the Edwards family.
16:08Even in our prenup.
16:10I never wanted to get married.
16:13Mason practically forced me.
16:16He controlled everything.
16:17My name.
16:18My image.
16:20My career.
16:21My diet.
16:23Sounds familiar.
16:24It was different.
16:27Believe me.
16:29I lost control.
16:31Fame came overnight.
16:33I didn't have time to choose.
16:35I just...
16:36went along with it.
16:37And now.
16:38Fast forward.
16:40Fifteen years later.
16:42I'm...
16:42really coming to grips with it.
16:45Bertie.
16:46Anyways.
16:48We should go rehearse.
16:52Okay Vera.
16:53Try a sexy pout.
16:56So much for the next big starlet, huh?
17:00Maybe you just aren't good at your job.
17:05Close your eyes.
17:18Now stay focused on me.
17:25Arch your back.
17:27Yes.
17:28Beautiful.
17:30Let's get you up there with her, Bertie.
17:32Come on.
17:43You two have an intense connection.
17:45It's almost like watching a proud mother with her daughter.
17:54What?
18:00I just want to be alone.
18:01Just ignore him.
18:03He's an idiot.
18:04That's easy for you to say.
18:05You're 23.
18:07Yeah, and you're one of those beautiful women in the world.
18:10Don't...
18:11patronize me, Vera.
18:13I think...
18:14you're the sexiest woman I've ever laid eyes on.
18:23What are you doing?
18:25I...
18:26I thought...
18:26You thought what?
18:27I'm married.
18:29But...
18:29you've been flirting with me since the day we met.
18:32No, I haven't.
18:33It's called acting.
18:36So...
18:37you've just been stringing me along?
18:39I'm mentoring you.
18:41This is what it takes to become a star.
19:04I have to admit...
19:07I've seen those photos of you in the mirror today.
19:11Very...
19:12very...
19:12very hot.
19:26Ow, you're stubble.
19:28You like it.
19:29I don't, actually.
19:32Besides, you're reek of cheap perfume.
19:34Come on, Bertie.
19:36You know I only have eyes for you.
19:37My wife.
19:43I said I'm tired.
19:50Wow, she's really making progress.
19:53Great work, Bertie.
19:54Okay, Vera, put your arms around Adam's neck.
19:57Adam, hands on her waist.
20:06Kendrick's sick.
20:07You wanna...
20:08step in?
20:09Sure.
20:14Vera, put your arms around Bertie.
20:17The torment of that woman's kiss.
20:19Who makes us her footstool.
20:21Her plaything.
20:23Her toy.
20:24Sorry, this just...
20:25isn't working without Kendrick.
20:27You should be able to work with any scene partner.
20:30Including a chair.
20:31I'd take the chair over you any day.
20:34Alright, let's take five.
20:36We got back two after the break.
20:40You can't talk to me like that.
20:47I'm sorry I hurt your feelings at the photo shoot.
20:51I overreacted.
20:52It was just a misunderstanding.
20:54Yeah.
20:55It's all in my head.
20:56Let's keep it professional.
20:58Okay?
20:59You're making great progress.
21:00I know you don't want to sabotage that.
21:03I thought I told you water or green tea only.
21:10You're acting like a child.
21:14Put that soda down or...
21:16Or what?
21:17I'll spank you.
21:20Put that soda down.
21:24Or there'll be consequences for breaking the rules.
21:28Prove it.
21:44Is this what you want?
21:46Answer me.
21:48Yes.
21:56Be quiet or I'll stop.
22:10I think that's enough for today.
22:13Give me the soda.
22:17Good girl.
22:22No.
22:24That isn't how this is going to work.
22:26You will follow my rules.
22:29Do you understand?
22:32Yes, I understand.
22:44No.
22:48No.
23:00Thanks.
23:0833.
23:1133.
23:1133 what?
23:1233 blueberries make half a cup.
23:15Okay.
23:17You get off on having all the control I see.
23:21I'm doing this for you.
23:23Whatever you say.
23:27Without restraint, this industry will eat you alive.
23:31Trust me.
23:32Learn to submit here.
23:34To me.
23:35In a safe space.
23:37Rather than submitting to the pariahs out there.
23:41Submission is the only chance to understand true dominance of the stage.
23:45And of yourself.
23:48So...
23:49Are you asking me to be your sub?
23:54No.
23:55This arrangement is for business.
23:57Not pleasure.
23:58What if someone catches feelings?
24:01As long as we follow the rules, everything will be fine.
24:05The rules?
24:06Just do as I say.
24:08It's that easy.
24:11First rule.
24:13No matter how edgy it gets, you can always say no.
24:18And two...
24:19No kissing.
24:20No sleepovers.
24:22And no sex.
24:25My purpose is to make a star.
24:27Not a plaything.
24:29Are you sure?
24:30You kinda seem to be enjoying this.
24:34I enjoy doing my job.
24:36Just business?
24:39Fine.
24:46No, okay, that made sense.
24:48Alright, I'm off.
24:49Oh, see you at dinner?
24:50I forgot, I have a late night meeting with a potential investor, so...
24:55Can we reincheck it?
24:56Sure.
24:56Okay.
24:57Have a good day.
24:58You too.
25:02Shall we?
25:12I want you to look at me.
25:14Like really look at me.
25:16All of me.
25:17Not like a little girl.
25:19Like a woman that once we touched.
25:46Better.
25:48Better.
25:49What does this have to do with the scene?
25:52Acting is all about submission.
25:54In order to embody the character, you must submit to their every fear, every pain, and every desire.
26:01Submission is when you fully trust.
26:05Do you trust me?
26:06Yes, mistress.
26:09Good girl.
26:23I want you to use that on me.
26:25Yeah.
26:36I want you to use that on me.
26:38Yeah.
26:40Do you want more?
26:41Yes, please.
27:08Bye.
27:08Yeah, yeah.
27:10Good girl.
27:11Good girl.
27:21Don't listen to that.
27:22It's not true.
27:24Session's over.
27:31And if I know one thing to be true, it's this.
27:34As the moon is my witness, I vow to never stop looking for you.
27:38The memory of your eyes, your lips, your touch will never fade into eyes...
27:44Let's pause for a minute.
27:49What is Greta's objective in this scene?
27:53She goes on this journey to find love.
27:56You sure?
27:57I think so.
28:04You think so?
28:08How can you act if you weren't committed to your motivations?
28:12You must have full conviction.
28:16Now tell me again, what is this scene about?
28:21Love.
28:21Wrong.
28:23It's about desire.
28:25Aren't love and desire the same thing?
28:29No.
28:31Love is what you feel here.
28:33But desire is deeper.
28:39Now let's try and exercise.
28:42Okay.
28:44Tell me your fantasy.
28:46Now.
28:48I can't.
28:50Why not?
28:53Because...
28:55Because it's about you.
29:02For the purpose of this exercise, you should share it with me.
29:07Well...
29:09In my fantasy, we...
29:13Go away together.
29:15Just the two of us.
29:16Somewhere quiet.
29:19Somewhere quiet.
29:21Excluded.
29:23No interruptions.
29:25No one can find us.
29:28And then what happens?
29:32We'd open a bottle.
29:36Good Italian bread.
29:39And we'd play music.
29:42And I'd cook dinner for you as you sat across the counter and told me about your life.
29:50It sounds like a date.
29:53Not a fantasy.
29:55It's a fantasy to me because I'm breaking all your rules.
30:01We'd get a good day buzz on.
30:04And eat and drink.
30:06And laugh about how weird I was as a kid.
30:10And then you would confess that you were just as weird.
30:17And then I'd kiss you.
30:21Sweet.
30:23Soft at first.
30:25But long.
30:27And deep.
30:30Our mouths wet and hungry for each other.
30:38And then I'd want to see you naked.
30:41So I could run my tongue down every crevice of your body.
30:48I want to know what you taste like.
30:52I want to kiss you everywhere.
30:54Every inch of you.
30:56And I wouldn't stop.
30:57It's fine.
30:58That's enough.
31:09It's just doing as you asked.
31:11Great.
31:12Well, let's take the scene from the top.
31:19On behalf of Edwards Productions,
31:21please put your hands together for our very own Greta Stone,
31:26Vera Grace.
31:37Vera Grace, huh?
31:39Hi, Kyle.
31:40I don't even recognize you anymore.
31:43You've changed.
31:44It's just for the play.
31:47Birdie's really taken me under her wing.
31:50Oh, I know.
31:51What's that supposed to mean?
31:53Well, it seems to me that she's, uh,
31:56taking a liking to you.
31:58Well, the success of the play is riding on it.
32:00So, it's just business.
32:04You used to be so perfect before all this, you know?
32:08Birdie, you know,
32:09whatever it is you're doing with Vera,
32:12it's working.
32:13Yeah.
32:15She's really blossomed.
32:17I think she's ready.
32:19I think so, too.
32:20You know, for your next career move,
32:22you should really consider casting.
32:29That's a great idea, Cass.
32:31I'll consider it after you lose a few extra pounds.
32:51Everyone will be looking for you soon.
32:54I needed a break.
32:57It's a lot.
32:58Gotta get used to all that attention.
33:01That'll be your life soon.
33:03I'm not trying to replace you.
33:07You know that, right?
33:09I know you're not trying to.
33:12But it's happening.
33:15No matter what.
33:17It's just the way it goes.
33:20It's just the way it goes.
33:21I don't know.
33:23Don't apologize for things you can't control.
33:30So, who's your friend in there?
33:33Who?
33:35Kyle?
33:38Yeah.
33:39I wouldn't exactly call him a friend.
33:42Oh.
33:44Are you together?
33:47Why are you asking?
33:51Wait a minute.
33:54Are you jealous?
33:59What?
34:00No.
34:01Why would I be?
34:02Because I saw the way you were looking at me in there.
34:05Like how?
34:07Like I was your property.
34:08And it's like, maybe you want my fantasy to come true too.
34:20I am curious in your fantasy.
34:26What are you making me for dinner?
34:27Pasta.
34:31From scratch.
34:34Maison's never cooked me dinner.
34:36Let alone pasta.
34:39Well, you deserve a big old bowl of pasta.
34:44That's definitely against the rules.
34:48It's my fantasy.
34:50Fuck your rules.
34:58Birdie Edwards?
34:59It's so dark in here.
35:00I could barely tell it was you two.
35:03Sorry to interrupt.
35:04Would you two mind doing an interview?
35:07Yeah.
35:07Absolutely.
35:09Let's start with you, Miss Farrah Grace.
35:11How has it been having the one and only Birdie Edwards training you?
35:15Well, it's been a lot of work.
35:17But I wouldn't want to learn from anyone else.
35:21She's the best.
35:22You two must be spending a lot of time together.
35:24You've grown close, would you say?
35:26Yeah, we've really bonded...
35:28Bonded...
35:30We've really been bonding over our love of the craft.
35:35Birdie, over 20 years ago, you boldly introduced us to the imitable Greta Stone, which made you a star.
35:42How would you say your Greta differs from Farrah's Greta?
35:46Well, I think my Greta was curious, but scared.
35:53Scared of what?
35:54To come out of her fantasy world.
35:57Because of fear, she missed out on true happiness.
36:01But I think...
36:03Farrah's interpretation is...
36:06Definitely teaching the character to go after what she desires.
36:11Well, I think this new Greta Stone 2.0 wants more than to give in to her desires.
36:18She needs love.
36:23Chris Stone doesn't need anything.
36:33Ah, shit.
36:35What?
36:36I am so sorry.
36:38I didn't forget, but...
36:39But you forgot about our anniversary trip.
36:42I had this big investor meeting that got added to my schedule last minute.
36:46Is this investor another one of your young blondes?
36:50Birdie, why do you do that?
36:52Am I wrong to assume?
36:55You know what?
36:55It doesn't matter.
36:56Forget the cabin.
36:57No, no.
36:57Hey, hey, hey.
36:58You love the cabin.
37:00Why don't you and Vera go?
37:01Get a little R&R before opening night.
37:03You two have been working so hard lately.
37:06Actually,
37:08I would like to blow off a little steam.
37:10Yeah.
37:11You can make it a rehearsal immersion.
37:14I'd love it.
37:24Pack your bags.
37:25We're going on a trip.
37:27Wait, really?
37:29It's a work trip.
37:30Don't get too excited.
37:45My house staff must have gone to the wrong vacation home.
37:48You have more than one?
37:49Let me call them.
37:50Someone is getting fired today.
37:52No, no.
37:53Don't.
37:53Don't do that.
37:54Let's go.
37:55I can book us a hotel in town.
37:57We've been driving all day.
37:58Can we just stay...
37:59Here?
38:00Maybe I can hire someone I...
38:03Okay, I don't need to relax.
38:05I got this.
38:07All right.
38:08Let's see what we're working with.
38:15Yeah, we're going to need to go get groceries.
38:18And get more wine.
38:21Stats.
38:26The thermostat's not working.
38:30I can call someone.
38:34No need.
38:35We can build a fire.
38:38It's not gas, though.
38:40Ooh, even better.
38:41You know how to build a fire.
38:44I can do a lot of things.
38:54I don't know how to do laundry.
38:58Well, it seems like I'll be teaching you a few things this weekend.
39:12I mean, nothing tastes better than fresh pasta.
39:16Here, come.
39:17No.
39:18It's fun and it's easy, I promise.
39:21You can't eat it unless you help.
39:24You're just going to hold your hand here, like...
39:27Hold it out like this.
39:29Keep pulling so that there are no wrinkles.
39:34Perfect.
39:47All over my face.
39:52So, from that day on, I was known as Pie Face.
40:00Wow.
40:00I can't unsee it now.
40:06You know, I think this is the first time I've heard you laugh.
40:09I laugh all the time.
40:11You don't.
40:14You're right.
40:16I don't.
40:19I like it.
40:23It suits you.
40:26I think I've had too much wine.
40:29There, I should go to bed.
40:35Great.
40:45Thanks.
40:52Well, are you just going to stand there or are you going to help me?
40:56Actually, yes.
40:58I'm going to stand here and watch you.
41:06The sheets are all crooked there.
41:14Anything else, Your Highness?
41:16Yes.
41:17End over and do it again until I say it's perfect.
41:22Remember, I'm in charge.
41:37Take off your clothes.
41:39Do it now.
42:00You need to be punished for talking back to me.
42:02Lay on the bed.
42:04Now.
42:26Stop laughing.
42:52Wait, where are you going?
42:54You made the bed?
42:56You should have it.
42:57Stay with me.
42:59Please.
43:03That's against the rules.
43:06Fuck your rules.
43:09You know you don't want to stop.
43:18Rules are rules.
43:20It won't happen again.
43:23It won't happen again.
43:29You know you don't want to stop.
43:59You're not paying attention.
44:01Did you just hear what I said?
44:03Sorry. Guess I'm still reeling from the mindfuck of yesterday.
44:06We're actors. It's what we do.
44:09That definitely wasn't acting.
44:16Suddenly you're an expert?
44:17I am on you.
44:24Your heart's pounding.
44:27Your hands are sweating.
44:31Your cheeks are flushed.
44:33You can lie, but your body tells the truth.
44:49I shouldn't have done that.
44:51Why not?
44:52Because I'm married.
44:53To a man.
44:54And he's not here.
44:55But I am.
44:57On your anniversary weekend.
44:59This was his idea.
45:01You know, for someone that likes control, you're a real sub when it comes to Mason.
45:05It's complicated. You wouldn't understand.
45:08Mason made me what I am. I can't just turn my back on him.
45:13Do you even love him?
45:18Of course I do.
45:20You're lying to yourself.
45:23Again.
45:25That's enough. I'm done with this.
45:27Fine.
45:28If you don't want me, walk away.
45:31Then I can be done with this too.
45:33I can be done with this.
45:34I can be done with this.
45:41I can be done with this.
46:06High five in my hideout
46:09Hit this and just vibe out
46:12Hit this but don't slide out
46:14Trying to know what that mind about
46:17So gone get your mind out
46:20I guess you belong to me
46:22I guess it was time to see
46:24I guess it was time for me
46:26We'll show you the way it go down
46:27When it go down, look at you now
46:29I guess you belong to me
46:32I guess you belong to me
46:34You have been waiting to see
46:36Now you got your eyes
46:37So fresh, you're so fresh
46:40Cause once I get a hold you'll never get you
46:43So bad, so bad
46:45So fresh, you're so fresh
46:47Cause once I get a hold you'll never get you
46:50So bad, so fresh, you're so fresh
46:55Cause once I get a hold you'll never get you
47:18So sexy, you know what you're so sexy
47:35What's so funny?
47:37Now that I've lived out my fantasy, I don't really know what to do next
47:41Well, I'm sure you'll think of something
47:45What's your fantasy?
47:48You'll laugh
47:49I promise I won't
47:54To write and direct my own plays
47:57You'd be amazing at that
47:58Tell that to Mason
48:00He thinks I should stay in my lane
48:04Have you had other lovers?
48:09Only you
48:12Well, I hope I didn't disappoint you
48:15Disappoint me?
48:17No
48:18You set the bar, baby
48:20That's all I'm going to think about
48:32Birdie?
48:35Birdie?
48:38Mason
48:40What are you doing here?
48:42Well, my meeting got pushed
48:43And I felt so guilty about missing our anniversary
48:47And I know that there's only one night left here
48:50So I wanted to give you this
48:53It's a clipping from your very first review of Britta's stone
48:58Raving, of course
49:00I just wanted you to know that
49:02You are and always will be my little star
49:09Mason, this is beautiful
49:13I don't know what to say
49:15I love you, Birdie
49:19Vera
49:20Hey
49:21Hope the two of you are enjoying the weekend so far
49:24Yeah, we have been
49:25Good, I'm starving
49:26Is there anything to eat?
49:27In the kitchen
49:28Okay
49:32What am I supposed to do?
49:33I don't know
49:34How about being honest about who you are?
49:37Stop living a lie?
49:38It's not that easy
49:39Well, pretending seems pretty fucking hard, too
49:43I'll figure this out
49:46I just need some more time
49:49Pay just until the show wraps
50:07Tired of being on your carousel of men, Gritta?
50:10Don't be silly, my love
50:13Tired of it, too, Gritta
50:14You have to choose
50:15But it's impossible to choose
50:19So why not have both?
50:22Very good, Vera
50:23Kendrick, you're still a little late on your queue, buddy
50:32I gotta take this
50:33It's the investor
50:34Run the show?
50:35Yeah
50:36Great
50:41Thank you, gentlemen
50:44Hey, I can't talk right now
50:47I can't stop thinking about you, either
50:50Got any notes for me?
50:52Sure do
50:52You gotta get a little bit closer
50:54Oh, do I?
50:56Uh-huh
51:02You're gonna get me in trouble
51:04Okay
51:05Bye
51:09Can I help you?
51:11Mr. Edwards, I'm so sorry to bother you
51:13But, um, I need to talk to you about something
51:15Yeah, I gotta get back to it
51:17I'm on the clock
51:18It's about Birdie
51:19She's having an affair
51:23Excuse me?
51:24Birdie's having an affair with your lead actress, Vera Grace
51:28Okay, I don't know who you are
51:30But I certainly don't need a janitor to tell me about my wife
51:34I'm the concessions manager
51:35And I do know what I'm talking about
51:38Oh, okay, Mr. Concessions manager
51:41What proof do you have?
51:42I've seen them together
51:45Kissing? In bed? What?
51:47On stage
51:48Just the looks, the touching
51:51Look, if you watch them closely, you'll see it, too
51:54Okay, look
51:55I don't expect you to understand this
51:57But my wife is an amazing actress
51:59She creates chemistry on stage
52:01So whatever you think you saw, you didn't
52:05Cass, get this guy
52:06He's disrespecting the theater and my wife
52:09Have him fired immediately
52:10You're gonna regret this
52:11Pretty soon, the whole world is gonna see
52:13What's right underneath your nose
52:23Ahem
52:24Oh, Mason
52:26Birdie was just giving me her insights on Greta's promiscuity
52:30And the lack of quality male suitors in her world
52:34Where are Adam and Kendrick?
52:36Oh, we gave them a break so we could work some things out alone
52:43Do you mind if I take the reins back?
52:45No, of course not
52:47Sure
52:51Why don't we show Vera the proper slow dance
52:55Techniques
52:59Do you remember our wedding night?
53:02Mm-hmm
53:11You're not wearing a new necklace
53:13Oh, um
53:15It was a little tight on my neck
53:16So I took it off
53:25Make sure you get used to it
53:30Back to work?
53:32Yeah
53:35Gentlemen
53:36From the top
53:52So you got your collar on
53:53Like a good dog
53:55Mason must be thrilled
54:01I'd like to put you on a leash
54:05I'm sorry
54:06I know this isn't ideal
54:07What?
54:08No, I personally love watching you be manhandled in public by her husband
54:12While I sneak around in the shadows
54:15It feels like you're ashamed to be with me
54:18What?
54:20No, I'm not
54:21Hey, back in five
54:25You okay?
54:26Yep
54:27Be right there
54:31I promise
54:33When this is all over
54:34I will leave him
54:36I only want to be with you
54:39Our way
54:41Wish there was a way for us to be together now
54:44I'm just going to touch you
54:45And not care who sees it
54:48Maybe I know a way
54:51What are you doing tonight?
55:03I can't do this
55:04Hey
55:06I'm in charge tonight
55:10Come on
55:18I've never been to one of these before
55:20What, a masquerade party?
55:22A lesbian party
55:24I've never been to one of these before
55:24I've never been to one of these before
55:24I've never been to one of these before
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