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Tell Me I Love You - Three friends and ex-lovers hatch a plan to get married and inherit money. But new lovers, old flames, and their parents have other ideas as they discover that family is actually who you choose.
Tell Me I Love You - Three friends and ex-lovers hatch a plan to get married and inherit money. But new lovers, old flames, and their parents have other ideas as they discover that family is actually who you choose.
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00:00:00It's just a sunny day
00:00:29I was just a girl from music school
00:00:31Kind of a dork, like everyone else
00:00:33At school, I met Mel and Ben
00:00:35We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio
00:00:39My tribe
00:00:40Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu
00:00:44Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer
00:00:46I really love it here
00:00:48We were living the dream
00:00:50But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself
00:00:52Now it's time to jam
00:00:59Music
00:01:01Music
00:01:05Music
00:01:09Music
00:01:11Music
00:01:21Music
00:01:27Yeah!
00:01:43That might be the single.
00:01:49That was orgasmic.
00:01:51Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great.
00:01:53Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:57We all got day jobs.
00:01:58Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor, doing sound design.
00:02:02Melanie was producing at a rock label, and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:08And now that I was living in L.A., there were endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:02:16Yes, mom, don't worry.
00:02:18Okay.
00:02:19Okay, mom, I'll take care of you.
00:02:22Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:24Hell no.
00:02:25Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:31Love you.
00:02:33It's Barry.
00:02:35Hi, Barry.
00:02:36Yes, I know.
00:02:38I didn't forget two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil.
00:02:42I'm on my way.
00:02:42Bye.
00:02:44Hey, uh.
00:02:45Hi.
00:02:49What?
00:02:50The label loved our demo.
00:02:51Yes.
00:02:52They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos.
00:02:58How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:59Uh, would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:03:01Doubt it.
00:03:02What are we talking?
00:03:03Like, 10, 20?
00:03:05No, I'll try 30, 40,000.
00:03:07This label is amazing.
00:03:14Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:16Uh, do you mind feeding Max tonight?
00:03:18I might be out late.
00:03:19Uh, work or hot date?
00:03:22Maybe both.
00:03:23Oh, another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:25No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:28Vanessa Lee?
00:03:30Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:33What else?
00:03:33I only date guys under 30 or female rockers on tour.
00:03:36No strings.
00:03:37Yeah, flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:43Hey, Ben.
00:03:45When my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:48We have to make this demo.
00:03:51We have to find the money.
00:03:52Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:04:01But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:12Somebody pump this up?
00:04:14Uh, yeah.
00:04:16All right, I'm going to take five.
00:04:21Good luck.
00:04:22Hey, Barry.
00:04:28I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:31Find me the next blockhead yet?
00:04:33You got good ears, kid.
00:04:34That's what I pay you for.
00:04:36But actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:38I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights.
00:04:43What?
00:04:44You mixing?
00:04:45In my studio?
00:04:46Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:48We got eight bands with new albums they got to finish.
00:04:50We'll talk about you in the studio when things slow down.
00:04:55Next summer, maybe.
00:04:56Call me Saturday by 9 a.m. with notes on this.
00:04:59And take those morons out on the town.
00:05:01Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:05:04Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:05:05Yeah, sure.
00:05:06Sorry.
00:05:09Oops.
00:05:10Excuse me.
00:05:11Sorry.
00:05:14Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:16Yeah.
00:05:17I thought they wanted a soprano.
00:05:18There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:20Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:22Do they, baby?
00:05:25Do they, baby?
00:05:27You got this.
00:05:29Alejandra Marnie?
00:05:32Soprano?
00:05:34I see here you went to Juilliard.
00:05:36Impressive.
00:05:37But what's your instrument?
00:05:39Violin, mostly.
00:05:40And voice.
00:05:42Violin.
00:05:43Handy.
00:05:44Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:45Shiny and clean.
00:05:49That's what it means.
00:05:51Washing those jeans.
00:05:53Till they're shiny and clean.
00:05:58I think it's my new life, baby.
00:06:01Nice job.
00:06:02We'll let you know.
00:06:06Another audition bombed.
00:06:09Thank God I had my friend Stephen to help cheer me up.
00:06:12He was always bailing me out.
00:06:15And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:19He was a little odd, too.
00:06:26Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:29Not exactly.
00:06:31Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:32You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:35Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:36I didn't take it from a merry guy.
00:06:38Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:40Keep on doing the dream team.
00:06:41Boom.
00:06:45Soldier, 0958 seconds.
00:06:50You are late.
00:06:51Sir, I, uh, had ease, son.
00:06:54So, uh, how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:56Look, we need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:59Yeah, uh, be done today.
00:07:00Attaboy.
00:07:01Say, Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:08Work?
00:07:09Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:12Are there any rules?
00:07:14Uh, rules?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:16I get it.
00:07:18Mum's the word, right?
00:07:19Mum's the word.
00:07:20Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:23Well, you keep up the good work, right?
00:07:24And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:35While I was dealing with my life,
00:07:37I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:40Oh, how was your date with Vanessa?
00:07:55She play-o-dromes?
00:07:57She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:59I know, like dinner.
00:08:00Yuck.
00:08:01So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:08:03Oh, and?
00:08:05He's turning 31.
00:08:06Who knew I had to end it?
00:08:11Ellie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:15So Julie's baby's party is at 2.
00:08:18You're going to come, right?
00:08:20Uh, yeah.
00:08:21Sure.
00:08:30Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:33Yeah.
00:08:34One year later.
00:08:36One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:40Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:42We'll hang.
00:08:43No, no, I'm okay.
00:08:45Really.
00:08:47Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:49It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:51Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer,
00:08:55you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:57Benji.
00:08:58No matter what happens.
00:09:01We'll always be together.
00:09:02You, me, and Allie.
00:09:04We're family now.
00:09:05Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:09Head-on car crash.
00:09:10So awful.
00:09:12I should have remembered.
00:09:14I should have been there for him.
00:09:15We're bandmates.
00:09:17You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:19Hello, everyone.
00:09:32I'm Cassie.
00:09:34I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:36This is an advanced class, so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:39All right, let's get started.
00:09:41Arms above your head.
00:09:44Back foot at a 45-degree angle.
00:09:46Hands together.
00:09:48And look to the sky.
00:09:51Virabhadrasana 2.
00:09:53Warrior 2 pose.
00:09:55Open up.
00:09:57Adjust your foot back.
00:09:58Now squeeze your glutes and lift your abdomen.
00:10:04Arms up above your head.
00:10:06That's it.
00:10:07Now breathe.
00:10:08Now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:10:11This opens chakras, releases tension, and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:16A little wider swing.
00:10:18That's it.
00:10:19Perfect.
00:10:19Thanks.
00:10:35Hey.
00:10:36You have amazing potential.
00:10:38You're kidding.
00:10:39No.
00:10:40Not at all.
00:10:41You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:43It's nice to meet you.
00:10:45Cassie.
00:10:46I'm Cassie.
00:10:47I'm Melanie.
00:10:47Hi.
00:10:48All right, well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:50Okay.
00:10:51I mean, yeah, yeah, sure, totally.
00:10:54Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:11:05So, I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:08Oh, so you ready to settle down now?
00:11:11Get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:14What happened to no strings?
00:11:16Shut up, okay?
00:11:17Really?
00:11:18Hi, cutie.
00:11:20Yay.
00:11:22Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple when you get married.
00:11:25Very funny.
00:11:27You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:28You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:30Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:11:31You...
00:11:32I'll have a soda water, please.
00:11:34Bark a soda, double vodka.
00:11:35Honey.
00:11:39It's getting so big.
00:11:40Here.
00:11:41Okay, he's a total catch.
00:11:45You've got to admit it.
00:11:47Yeah, thanks for the tip.
00:11:48You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:49Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:53Come on.
00:11:53Have you ever think about having kids?
00:11:56Maybe.
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:58Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:12:00Because you've got to settle down.
00:12:02Look, guy or girl, you just got to take the plunge.
00:12:05Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:12:07Oh, really?
00:12:08So who are you seeing?
00:12:10Nobody.
00:12:11You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job instead of an amp in a van.
00:12:14Just saying.
00:12:15I love what I do.
00:12:16Besides, since you and Paul got married, you guys have been, like, building an empire.
00:12:19Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own?
00:12:22God, no.
00:12:22Thank you, Ben.
00:12:24No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:26Trust fund?
00:12:26What trust fund?
00:12:28Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:30The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:32Every female in the family inherits a peace, and when she gets married, she gets to do
00:12:37whatever she wants with it.
00:12:38She gets to invest, or travel, party, donate.
00:12:44I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:46So did I, until the check showed up.
00:12:47Who's Myrna?
00:12:48She's our great-grandmother.
00:12:50She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:12:54And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:56Yeah, put a down payment on the house, launched our catering business, and it got us a part-time
00:13:01nanny.
00:13:02So Myrna's husband made bazillions in the prophylactic business.
00:13:05Uh, just out of curiosity, how much do you girls get for, uh, a fine nut?
00:13:10Well, after taxes, about $450,000, give or take.
00:13:15$450,000?
00:13:18Miss Myrna sounds great.
00:13:20I've always liked independent women.
00:13:23Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future, you know, the trust only works if you get married
00:13:28to a guy, so just find a man that you like and get married, otherwise you're going to
00:13:33end up working for someone for the rest of your life.
00:13:38This doesn't seem right.
00:13:38What do you mean, right?
00:13:41You deserve it.
00:13:42Get married.
00:13:43Get the money.
00:13:46While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:13:49I had some news of my own.
00:13:53Hey, you're back early.
00:13:54Uh, yeah, I, uh, I kind of had to leave.
00:13:58I did a terrible thing.
00:14:00No, Oscar is so not for me.
00:14:02He's sweet.
00:14:02Old-fashioned, conservative.
00:14:04He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:14:06Oscar is husband material.
00:14:09He loves his family, owns a great business, plus he and your dad watch football, like,
00:14:15all the time.
00:14:16What?
00:14:16And he's hot.
00:14:18He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:23Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:25Can't you do that?
00:14:28Ali!
00:14:30Hi, Oscar.
00:14:32How are you?
00:14:33Good, hi.
00:14:34How are you?
00:14:36Fine.
00:14:39You look beautiful.
00:14:43Come on, I want to hear everything about L.A.
00:14:46Let me get you a drink.
00:14:53I did my part.
00:14:54Now it's up to Oscar.
00:15:00Oh, yeah.
00:15:01It's good to have you home.
00:15:03Just like old times.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:07You know, it feels good, being here.
00:15:10Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:12So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:15Ali.
00:15:19I know we dated in high school, and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:25But I've always loved it here.
00:15:28There's just been one person missing.
00:15:30Oscar, please.
00:15:31I love you.
00:15:34I've always loved you.
00:15:35I love you.
00:15:42Ali.
00:15:43Will you marry me?
00:15:47I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:50Please say yes.
00:15:52My career was important, and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:56Uh, is that a yes?
00:16:03He's so dependable.
00:16:05All those are dependable.
00:16:06I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:09Love grows, hija.
00:16:11Oscar is a good man.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:14And he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:16Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:21Because...
00:16:21And then, I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:25Because, mom, I'm engaged.
00:16:27What?
00:16:29Darling!
00:16:30Why didn't you say so?
00:16:32My high school boyfriend proposed, and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:36I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:38You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:40So, so many diapers.
00:16:42So, you said you were...
00:16:43Getting married?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46Yes, I lied.
00:16:47I totally lied, lied, lied.
00:16:49And they were so happy.
00:16:53Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:16:58No freaking way.
00:17:00Oh, my goodness.
00:17:01His name just popped into my head, I swear.
00:17:04I need to call my family.
00:17:05I'm going to need a drink first.
00:17:08We've got to do something.
00:17:09We?
00:17:09No, no, no, there's no we here.
00:17:11You're the fiancé.
00:17:12No.
00:17:12Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:15Oh, God.
00:17:18Every second, marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:20That's what Julie said.
00:17:22Wait.
00:17:23I'm kidding.
00:17:24I'm not.
00:17:26Let's get married.
00:17:27Huh?
00:17:28What?
00:17:28Who?
00:17:29You, me, Mel.
00:17:30The three of us.
00:17:31We just found out that if I get married, I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:35$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:38To a guy, that is.
00:17:39Huh.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:41Mel, is this true?
00:17:43Mm-hmm.
00:17:43Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:47Two brides, one groom.
00:17:49You've been spending way too much time talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:53I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:55Mm-mm.
00:17:56No.
00:17:56Uh, but wait a second.
00:17:59I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:18:01You have one minute, Ben.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03Uh, so first, Mel tells her family that after years of friendship, she and I fell in love
00:18:10and eloped.
00:18:11Mel gets the trust money, produces a kick-ass demo, and we are on our way.
00:18:17I'm talking Grammys, multi-plotin' albums.
00:18:19Okay, keep talking, especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:23Okay, so then Allie and I, we have a big wedding.
00:18:26I'm talking Grandma, uh, the cousins.
00:18:29No, no, no, no.
00:18:30Bet your mom already put a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:33No.
00:18:33Listen, ladies, the trust money will let us stay together and work on our music.
00:18:43Me and my bandmates, who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:47Oh my God, this so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:49No, no, no, no.
00:18:50It is a career move for all of us.
00:18:53So you're saying you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:57It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:59Normal.
00:19:00Right.
00:19:01I don't know, my parents would figure it out.
00:19:03We'll be married before they can say Mazel Tov.
00:19:05Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:08Okay, produce a hit record, make it in the big time.
00:19:11Yeah, maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:14Ben, wait, what do you get out of all this?
00:19:16Uh, if the record's a hit, I get to quit my day job.
00:19:20And, you know, we get to stay together.
00:19:24Us, this little family of ours.
00:19:28I want that.
00:19:31You know, we already raise a dog and share a Netflix account.
00:19:35Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:37We're not a couple, we're a treat.
00:19:38The semantics.
00:19:39Are we going to do this?
00:19:42You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:44Allie.
00:19:45Forgive me, God.
00:19:53I'm in.
00:19:55So that was it.
00:19:56The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:58Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:20:02Cassie.
00:20:04Hey.
00:20:05Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:20:07No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:08Have you?
00:20:09Wait, did you go to my 8 o'clock?
00:20:11I'm sorry, I switched it to 10.
00:20:13Oh, yeah, yeah, you weren't there.
00:20:15Yeah.
00:20:16Oh, sorry.
00:20:18Oh, I got it.
00:20:20You live on ocean, I live on dune.
00:20:22Oh, hey, well, hey neighbor.
00:20:24We should hang out sometime.
00:20:25Sure, yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:27Um, do you like biking?
00:20:29Love biking, love, love, love it.
00:20:31Well, I meant biking, but, uh, actually, why don't you come over to my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:39Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:42Oh, Milo.
00:20:43Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach, so, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:48Oh, he's moving.
00:20:49Bummer.
00:20:51Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:53All right, cool.
00:20:53Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:00I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:02All right, cool.
00:21:04Well, I'll see you later, then.
00:21:06See you.
00:21:07Bye.
00:21:07Mel was submitting.
00:21:12Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:14Oh, shanti.
00:21:15So, listen, Mel, try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:19Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:22Just make her laugh.
00:21:23That's what women want.
00:21:25What?
00:21:26Seriously?
00:21:27As if you know what women want.
00:21:28No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:31Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:33No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:35What have you ever listened to a woman?
00:21:37What do you mean?
00:21:38Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:41I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:45No big deal.
00:21:47He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:49No.
00:21:50Off with the scarf.
00:21:52Hmm.
00:21:52The hair.
00:21:54Let's loosen this up.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00Hot.
00:22:01How the hell do you do that?
00:22:02It's in the jeans, sister.
00:22:04We're not talking Old Navy.
00:22:05Shh.
00:22:06Everybody.
00:22:07She's here.
00:22:14Hi.
00:22:16Come on in.
00:22:22Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:24Hi.
00:22:25Hello.
00:22:25Nice to meet you.
00:22:26Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:27Oh, hi.
00:22:28Great earrings.
00:22:29Hey, where are you from?
00:22:30Malsazi Tichioca.
00:22:30Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:31How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:33Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:35Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:38A beer?
00:22:39No thanks.
00:22:39I teach Ashtanga yoga.
00:22:41And yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:45Ready?
00:22:45Bye.
00:22:46Yeah.
00:22:46Oh, thanks.
00:22:49Ladies.
00:22:50Hi.
00:22:51Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight in our place.
00:22:56And we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:23:00Maybe some other time.
00:23:01Thank you, though.
00:23:03If you change your mind, we're here.
00:23:05As in, um, right here.
00:23:08Friendly neighbors.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11You have no idea.
00:23:14Such a cute couple.
00:23:16Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:18So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:28Yes.
00:23:28And, um, everything's totally vegan.
00:23:30Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:35Hi, good to see you.
00:23:37How are you?
00:23:38I'm good.
00:23:40Great, actually.
00:23:41You look good.
00:23:43You look happy.
00:23:45I am.
00:23:46What can I get you?
00:23:46I'm going to do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:50Come on, it's a Saturday.
00:23:53First date?
00:23:55Yes, kind of.
00:23:56Nervous?
00:23:57You can see that.
00:23:59Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:02How about a tequila float?
00:24:04I highly recommend.
00:24:06All right, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:08Here's to a little first date.
00:24:10Good luck.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12These are beautiful.
00:24:13Okay, love.
00:24:14I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:15Bye.
00:24:16While Mel was busy falling in love, she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:25But who can blame her?
00:24:26Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:28She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:30I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:31Yeah, me too.
00:24:33I had a really good time.
00:24:35Um, um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:40I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:42I would love that.
00:24:43Hey, you're coming home with me.
00:24:59Okay.
00:24:59I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:12Can you do this?
00:25:16I really, really like you.
00:25:20I really, really like you.
00:25:20Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:36Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:42This is new.
00:25:42Try that with me.
00:26:11Oh, yeah! One more time?
00:26:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:26:21That's nice.
00:26:22I like that a lot. Yeah.
00:26:25Hi! Nice 18 hour barbecue.
00:26:30Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:32And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:34Hey, you see all the deal?
00:26:37That is so not any of your business.
00:26:39we totally hooked up so you did yeah and it was amazing clearly you followed my advice your advice
00:26:47you know what i'll tell you something you are so full of you know nothing about this
00:26:55now it was time to make our bond legit off to find our wedding rings
00:27:00let's find what we all like and come here you're in on this too sure oh that's nice ally look oh my god
00:27:15that's gorgeous how about we just get something fake who's gonna know the difference my family's
00:27:20already upset about the rushed wedding you know least we can do is get a decent ring gosh give me
00:27:24some slack it's tough being the only groom you do not have a romantic bone in your body
00:27:32is that any way to talk to your fiance excuse me um can we see uh these two absolutely lovely choice
00:27:44so what is your return policy on wedding rings well we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in
00:27:50heaven but you have six weeks for a change of heart full refund sweetie oh my god now it fits try it on
00:28:00well you two make a beautiful couple but no no no we're uh we're just roommates oh you don't have
00:28:05to hide your love here sweetie no diamonds are forever we believe in tying the knot making a
00:28:11commitment is a wonderful thing as long as you do it with diamonds matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper
00:28:16this is so expensive no wow that that is nice okay how about we split this on three credit cards you
00:28:29guys okay with that yeah sure all right well i'll just go wrap these up for the three of you be right
00:28:35back we have the seating charts the caterer music flowers bartender uh menus oh thank god we're skipping a
00:28:45bachelorette sweetie if you want a bachelor we can throw you a bachelorette no here you go sure okay
00:28:55may i just say again you're a beautiful couple and if that's your sperm donor handsome devil
00:29:02great news about the demo man you're an artiste it's a gift from job it's gonna be great to get
00:29:14back in the studio now that you and uh ally are getting married is ally giving it to you bro we're
00:29:19like brother and sister seriously rowey nothing's going on you're shit haven't you ever had a platonic
00:29:26relationship with a woman with a woman yeah with a babe like ally dude no way it just couldn't work
00:29:32it'd be a waste she's definitely a cool girl i mean she's beautiful she's smart and that body is just
00:29:40sick i've even created my own mantra for her dude ally ally ally oh you wouldn't care if i asked her out
00:29:51right wait you want to ask ally out yeah maybe like on a date like food beverage music maybe even
00:29:59some wheat like a nice date what's the problem what's the problem what are you thinking i'm thinking
00:30:05she's hot and i'm not interested in being her platonic buddy that's your job dude look forget it
00:30:11okay you guys never work uh ally's a lesbian by the way yeah she just sold freaking kidding me yeah
00:30:18tragic but it's her choice we gotta respect that
00:30:27so the next morning i got a package my mother's wedding dress she sent it it was all getting very
00:30:33real dress rehearsal time mel and ben were waiting to see me in it
00:30:41marrying ben my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me i was nervous as hell who wouldn't be
00:30:47anyway we had to go through with the plan
00:30:56so do i look like a real bride you look incredibly beautiful wow yeah you do
00:31:04what hey mel look oh my god julie did this
00:31:23what are you guys looking at uh cassie you're super early wait what did that banner say
00:31:30uh my cousin she has a like weird sense of humor i'll be right there okay
00:31:39nice dress uh yeah thanks it's for a musical theater wedding thing
00:31:47mel should tell cassie what just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating that you're
00:31:58actually getting married this weekend to your roommate no sounds like an awesome date hey dance with me
00:32:04what i need to practice come on
00:32:18Okay, okay, okay.
00:32:48Melanie hey what's up Chad I was we're still on for Thursday right yep cool
00:32:56later mm-hmm friend yeah he's a just a bass player we work together he's kind
00:33:05of a dork actually what a dog I know right total dog I meant Ben
00:33:18I'm so sorry you know sometimes I just want to sprinkle you know gorgeous long
00:33:25time hey you smell good you're coming to my show right no excuses is my birthday
00:33:33I'm spinning yeah sure fantastic maybe we'll do a spa day first I'll call you
00:33:40tomorrow let me guess another dorky music friend yeah she we just anybody want a
00:33:55beer shots of tequila several shots maybe actually I'm gonna go home it's been a
00:34:00long night that was a nightmare girl that ship is gonna sail go talk to her
00:34:13oh look at that Mel's sweet talk to her
00:34:27you know Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to mom and you of course you
00:34:37then Cassie yeah that's if you were taking
00:34:40girl's heart to mom
00:34:43apart from some side drama at the club our two weddings were moving along right on schedule
00:35:12yesterday was amazing
00:35:14way way better than most steak parties
00:35:16wedding rock
00:35:18so honeymoon south beach yeah
00:35:21guys we're not having a honeymoon
00:35:24but Mel darling
00:35:28it's time
00:35:30what now
00:35:32she's right just do it
00:35:34just call mommy dearest
00:35:37tell her you got married and uh
00:35:39hit the hard lights you're gonna do fine
00:35:40hello mommy hi it's Melanie
00:35:47sweetheart how are you I was just gonna call you
00:35:51I have some news
00:35:52honey is it your sphincter again
00:35:55no mom I um I got married
00:35:58and I'm Hillary Clinton
00:36:00no it's true we had a simple ceremony last night
00:36:03yeah mom I'm married
00:36:05Dan pick up the phone right now
00:36:10Dan I'm married
00:36:13I'm married oh god damn it Dan
00:36:16what's this about married
00:36:17yes Ben and I were so in love we couldn't wait
00:36:20so our friend Steven he's a minister
00:36:22I got married here today to bring together Mel
00:36:25Ben and holy matrimony
00:36:29Mel do you take this fantastically dressed sex pot of a man
00:36:34oh I do
00:36:35you may kiss the bride
00:36:37okay
00:36:39Ali was my maid of honor and she also played the bongos
00:36:41which was really weird because nobody knew that she could play the bongos
00:36:44oh yeah it was so spiritual magical almost
00:36:47I mean I feel so blessed to have you know friends like these
00:36:50Ben feels the same way
00:36:51my husband
00:36:52not yet
00:36:53bye okay
00:36:54not yet
00:36:56Mel seriously cut the crap alright
00:37:00you got married
00:37:01yes daddy
00:37:02mazel tov I mean to who Nick
00:37:05no
00:37:06that drama
00:37:07Vince
00:37:08no no not Vanessa I mean Vince
00:37:11daddy I married Ben my roommate we're in love
00:37:14so I said um
00:37:16what the heck
00:37:17what the heck
00:37:18that's something that you say when you buy a sandwich not get married
00:37:22I mean besides uh isn't he a gay
00:37:26no daddy he's not a gay okay stop it
00:37:29I always knew there was something going on between the two of you
00:37:32Benjamin
00:37:33Benjamin
00:37:34I remember him yeah yeah sorta
00:37:36uh
00:37:37anyway he's got a really good Jewish name
00:37:39actually he's Irish Catholic
00:37:40Irish Catholic
00:37:42good in him
00:37:44what's he do
00:37:46sound designer computer stuff
00:37:48wonderful he's employed
00:37:51thank god he's not a musician
00:37:53um
00:37:54he's a great guy
00:37:56handsome
00:37:57smart
00:37:58when are you bringing him home sweetheart
00:38:00never
00:38:01er I mean next year maybe
00:38:03give
00:38:04just give everyone my love okay bye mom love you love you love you
00:38:07bye
00:38:08ah
00:38:09ah
00:38:10ah
00:38:11ah
00:38:12oh god I have so much to do
00:38:14you go
00:38:15you go
00:38:16you go
00:38:17oh my god
00:38:18oh my god
00:38:20oh my god
00:38:21mmm
00:38:22mmm
00:38:23they sounded so
00:38:24happy
00:38:25all because of a wedding wow
00:38:27how many friends share a ring
00:38:29and a girl
00:38:30mm-hmm
00:38:31mm-hmm
00:38:32mm-hmm
00:38:37shit
00:38:40here I'll sing a low part
00:38:42mmm
00:38:43mmm
00:38:44mmm
00:38:45mmm
00:38:46mmm
00:38:47mmm
00:38:48mmm
00:38:49mmm
00:38:50mmm
00:38:51ahh
00:38:52ahh
00:38:54ahh
00:38:55ohh
00:38:56like it
00:38:58you like it yeah I wrote it for you yeah I thought thought it'd be great for your
00:39:07voice my mom always said I was an idiot you know for for hurting you mom there's
00:39:19a wonderful person
00:39:22and so was your dad I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both
00:39:31you guys I need your help we have thank yous to write
00:39:39I'm on it
00:39:41you two playing together reminds me of our first gig freshman year
00:39:53you're terrible he's not a bad person you know he was just kind of young
00:40:00come on goober
00:40:09sweet baby girl
00:40:16mama please you said you wouldn't get emotional
00:40:23it's just that I am so happy
00:40:25my youngest is getting married
00:40:27mama please please
00:40:30oh I'm gonna miss you you know
00:40:55friend of the bride
00:41:11ever since fourth grade
00:41:13for me it was love at first sight
00:41:16I know what you mean
00:41:17first of all do you
00:41:20Alexander Martin
00:41:21take this man Benjamin O'Shea be your locally what he has been
00:41:51do you feel different
00:41:55I don't know
00:41:59how do you feel
00:42:01me
00:42:02uh starving
00:42:04yeah let's hit the after party
00:42:07it's our wedding reception not an after party
00:42:10right sorry
00:42:11okay
00:42:25yeah
00:42:29I was doing
00:42:30digging up all the skeletons
00:42:34will never get too far
00:42:37until we accept
00:42:38forgiveness
00:42:40So many letters and so many words
00:42:44So many hearts are bruised by the word bruised
00:42:47And we have taught our children to live by
00:42:52And we call people by the color of their skin
00:42:57Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:43:00Ben and Allie, we'd like to give you our blessings
00:43:04and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:43:09We are so happy for both of you
00:43:11And we welcome you, Ben, to our family
00:43:15Even if yours isn't here anymore
00:43:18Don't you worry, son
00:43:20We're your family now
00:43:25They were made my mom and dad really happy
00:43:36Wow, thank you
00:43:39And that really has a way with women
00:43:41Oh, if you only knew
00:43:43Stay full of beauty and art
00:43:46Stay full of love and stay and full of hope and stay
00:43:53Wow!
00:43:54You guys look crazy at Target
00:43:56What is all this?
00:44:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:44:03Three blenders.
00:44:04Yeah, we couldn't decide if we wanted titanium heads or 10-speed.
00:44:11That's the golf club's house.
00:44:12Weed whacker?
00:44:14Wait, do you guys even garden?
00:44:16Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:18We'll give you some space.
00:44:21I don't quite know how to say this, but a couple of days ago, I got married to Ben.
00:44:28Just as friends, totally as friends.
00:44:30What?
00:44:31What are you talking about?
00:44:32And Allie also got married, coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:38Just last Saturday in San Diego, I was her maid of honor, but Ben and I just had this small, intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:43It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:44What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:46Well, I mean, I can explain because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:48It's not real.
00:44:49It's just for the demo.
00:44:51Wait, what's going on here?
00:44:53I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:54I am.
00:44:55We are on the same page.
00:44:56I just had to keep this wedding thing going for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:59Okay, this is insane.
00:45:00You know how I feel.
00:45:02And you went and staged a fake marriage for money.
00:45:04And I'm supposed to be okay with that.
00:45:07Listen.
00:45:07No, you listen.
00:45:09I've had to put up with your multiple dating, your bisexuality, and your high sugar diet, which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:15But I'm not going to put up with a husband, or a wife for that matter, or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:45:18Wait, are you polygamists?
00:45:21Is that what you are?
00:45:23Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:24I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah, but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:28No, we are not polygamists.
00:45:30Why does everybody think that?
00:45:31Well, maybe because there's three of you, and you're all married.
00:45:36I don't know.
00:45:36I'd call that crowded.
00:45:39I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:42So, I'm leaving.
00:45:43Enjoy your multiple blenders, and your weed whackers, and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:45:49Wait, wait, wait, Cassie.
00:45:50Wait up.
00:45:51Oh, yeah.
00:45:52Oh, you're not my daughter.
00:45:59And who might you be?
00:46:01I'm, uh...
00:46:01Oh, my.
00:46:02Those shorts are very short.
00:46:04Oh, yeah.
00:46:08Sweetheart.
00:46:10Sweetheart.
00:46:11Mom!
00:46:13As soon as we heard, we just had to come.
00:46:16They ambushed me.
00:46:19Hi.
00:46:19I made a brisket.
00:46:22Wouldn't let me bring it on the plane.
00:46:25Oh, my God.
00:46:30I'm so happy.
00:46:32I gotta get a drink.
00:46:33Yeah.
00:46:36Go get the wedding ring.
00:46:38My line's still on.
00:46:39Stuck.
00:46:40Go get some pictures.
00:46:41The wedding pictures.
00:46:43So, how do you know my daughter?
00:46:45Oh, she's my, um, personal trainer.
00:46:47I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:48Wait, it doesn't fit me.
00:46:49It's fit size for you.
00:46:51I'm sorry.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:52Hey, Cassie, how could you go buy the present?
00:46:55What was that, dear?
00:46:56Oh, what a day for, uh, Mel and Ben.
00:46:58Oh.
00:46:59Yeah.
00:47:00Oh.
00:47:02Bring it in, buddy.
00:47:03We got some drinking to do.
00:47:05Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:08Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:47:10Julie, the baby's leaking.
00:47:12Honey.
00:47:12Oh.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:16Oh!
00:47:16Oh!
00:47:18Oh!
00:47:19Ben!
00:47:20So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:23Yeah, happened kind of fast, yeah.
00:47:26Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:28They passed away.
00:47:30Oh, I am so sorry, but, well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:36Thanks.
00:47:36That feels good.
00:47:38Oh, so where were those wedding videos?
00:47:40Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:44All right, now I'm confused.
00:47:46Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:48Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:52Wait, wait, wait, wait a sec.
00:47:54Can you go to my room and put, uh, some of Ben's stuff in there and hide all the pictures of me and Cassie?
00:47:58Got it.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:00You want to help?
00:48:02Okay, okay.
00:48:03Okay, okay, what am I supposed to do?
00:48:04I don't know.
00:48:06Go, go, go, hey!
00:48:07Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cram.
00:48:18I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:20Well, they were ripped out of a wedding.
00:48:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:26Try all weekend.
00:48:28This was not in my prenup.
00:48:31Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:33Mm-hmm.
00:48:34Oh.
00:48:35Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:40Okay, buddy?
00:48:41Come on!
00:48:42So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:48Hmm?
00:48:49Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:52No, sir.
00:48:53No.
00:48:54We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:56I mean, uh, not.
00:48:58So pretty.
00:49:00Tiny.
00:49:01Ben seems to be getting along with Daddy.
00:49:04And he would, like, it was kind of like a bottle,
00:49:06and he would, like, put the condom over the...
00:49:09Coffee, anyone?
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:11I'll take a sinker.
00:49:13So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:16Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:18Mel didn't free the words.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21That's what you need is a safe condom.
00:49:28I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:30I'm so sorry.
00:49:31I should have told you before.
00:49:32You're in pretty deep.
00:49:33You're in pretty deep.
00:49:45Sandy Rockman, mother of the broad?
00:49:48And, uh, you are Ali's boyfriend?
00:49:51Uh, hi.
00:49:52Oscar.
00:49:53Oh, my gosh.
00:49:54Hi.
00:49:55What are you doing here?
00:49:56I was in the city on business and thought I'd talk in.
00:49:57Ah.
00:49:58You're coming to meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie, and her husband.
00:50:00Been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:50:01Like, how long?
00:50:02Like, forever, right?
00:50:03Just a couple days?
00:50:04You know, right now is really not a good time, so you should just...
00:50:06Looks like a party to me.
00:50:07Hey, Oscar, buddy.
00:50:08It's great to see you.
00:50:09Hey, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:10Hey, Mom.
00:50:11The dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:12Oh, how sweet.
00:50:13Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:14I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:15Oh, hi.
00:50:16Sheila Rothman.
00:50:17Oh, hi.
00:50:18Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:19Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:20Oh, hi.
00:50:21Oh, of course, Nay- huh, sweetheart.
00:50:22I'm Jewish.
00:50:23Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:24Yeah.
00:50:26You know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:28Now, Giulio, you like to salsa.
00:50:30I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:31Come on.
00:50:32Let's show him how it's done.
00:50:33He's done.
00:50:34Oh, 귀여 sighing.
00:50:35Oh, come on.
00:50:36Sorry.
00:50:37Yeah, you know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:38Interview to see.
00:50:39I also say that the magnetic bands are like donating
00:50:42to a significant amount of testing.
00:50:43Are you but the camper and the camper Shelley?
00:50:50And of course the Mortons came over, uninvited as usual, carrying our mail.
00:51:03Dan Rothman, father of the bride.
00:51:05Right?
00:51:06In this place, you gotta be kidding.
00:51:09Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:14Always gets a party going.
00:51:18Max, no, no, no, stop, don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family and keep everybody
00:51:31away from this guacamole.
00:51:32There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:48You have to say, you don't care for neverhood, you don't care for today, and you're right
00:51:55for future versions, so you don't go away.
00:51:57Ben, wait!
00:51:58Mmm.
00:51:59The check's right here.
00:52:02Morton's had it.
00:52:03Just stop eating that, just stop.
00:52:05Okay, should we open it?
00:52:06No, no, no, let's wait for Ally.
00:52:08I love that Cassie.
00:52:19You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:22Not that I know of.
00:52:23So I'm a little confused.
00:52:25Who'd you say got married?
00:52:27Julie.
00:52:28And her husband, Pablo, the whole family came in for a little reunion, celebration, baby shower.
00:52:35How nice.
00:52:36Oh my goodness!
00:52:37Oh my goodness!
00:52:38Get up there!
00:52:39No!
00:52:40No!
00:52:41Sweet.
00:52:42Max!
00:52:43Stop!
00:52:44Oh!
00:52:45Oh my goodness!
00:52:46What an invention of dog you have here!
00:52:50No!
00:52:51No!
00:52:52No!
00:52:53Oh!
00:52:54Oh dear!
00:52:55Oh my goodness.
00:52:56I'm so sorry, let me help you out.
00:52:57Oh, that's okay, dear.
00:52:58Are you mad?
00:52:59I don't like lying.
00:53:01I just want to make it right with you.
00:53:04Okay.
00:53:05I gotta go.
00:53:06Okay.
00:53:07You know, I am having a pretty good time and much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:29Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:31How you all know?
00:53:32Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:36Sweetheart!
00:53:37I forgot to tell you, we couldn't get a reservation until tomorrow, so we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:43And it just got worse.
00:53:45You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:47No, no, no.
00:53:48Of course not.
00:53:49The more family, the better.
00:53:50We won't be any bother.
00:53:52And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:55Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:53:59Oh.
00:54:00Very recently.
00:54:01In fact, uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:54:03Of course.
00:54:04Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:54:07So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:10I'm sorry, they never stayed.
00:54:12Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:14I'll try to catch her.
00:54:17Cassie?
00:54:18Night band, dear!
00:54:28Hmm.
00:54:29I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:31Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:39Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:40You know, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:42I'm so jumpy.
00:54:43Open it, open it.
00:54:44Allie, I'll be fine.
00:54:45Hmm?
00:54:48Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:51You mean Mel's and Ben's room?
00:54:53Right.
00:54:54Am I giving me a minute?
00:54:55Sure.
00:55:00Oh, yeah!
00:55:02Oh, yeah, baby!
00:55:05Woo!
00:55:08Yes!
00:55:12This money is gonna change our lives.
00:55:14Oh, Mel.
00:55:15I would marry you again.
00:55:17Any day.
00:55:29How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Never mind.
00:55:33What was that?
00:55:34You pit!
00:55:35As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:39Hijo de su madre!
00:55:40My Mexican heritage, let them have it!
00:55:41Viagra guacamole or not, they were both just jerks.
00:55:44Ten years of friendship.
00:55:45I wanted a moment.
00:55:46I wanted an annulment.
00:55:47Hey!
00:55:48Is everything okay?
00:55:49Oh, honey.
00:55:50When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:55:51I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:55:52Plus, it was the second time.
00:55:53I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:55:54Plus, it was the second time.
00:55:55I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:55:58Ben had done this to me.
00:55:59She never wants to see me again.
00:56:00I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:01She never wants to see me again.
00:56:02I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:03I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:07Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:23She never wants to see me again.
00:56:26I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:28I have.
00:56:29Much worse, in fact.
00:56:31Damn Viagra guacamole.
00:56:32After what happened in college, Allie's never going to forgive me.
00:56:35And as for my best friend Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:40Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages.
00:56:45So.
00:56:46Allie, we need to talk.
00:56:48We were ex-drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:51Of course you were excited.
00:56:53Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:56While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:56:59How could you?
00:57:01Allie, please.
00:57:02I'm sorry.
00:57:03No, you know what?
00:57:04You are so full of shit.
00:57:05Both of you.
00:57:06Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing.
00:57:10All right?
00:57:11She figured things out on her own.
00:57:12And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:15I'm staying at Stephen's until I can find a place on my own.
00:57:18You who?
00:57:19We are?
00:57:20We have bagels, mocks, and coffee.
00:57:22All we need is you.
00:57:24Bon appetit.
00:57:30You know, you were roommates first.
00:57:32I'll move out.
00:57:33Maybe then Allie will come back.
00:57:37We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:39That was it.
00:57:40We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:42And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:46They say I got my father's laughter
00:57:54But my mama's attitude
00:57:57As soon as I know what I'm after
00:58:01I can feel them working too
00:58:04Photographs and books and leather
00:58:07Inner chest beneath my bed
00:58:11Memories keep me together
00:58:13I remember when they said
00:58:15Look at the planets, how they revolve
00:58:19Look at the shooting star horizon
00:58:22Look at your life, you can do it all
00:58:25If you put your heart and mind in
00:58:29I hope you remember when I'm gone
00:58:32That I loved you, held back nothing
00:58:35No matter what, you can rise above
00:58:38Cause you are stardust, stardust
00:58:42I thought about your funeral
00:58:45Stop thinkin'
00:58:46I need you
00:58:47To be alive
00:58:48I need you
00:58:49Water
00:58:51Does your character
00:58:58Do youreria
00:59:04Do yourール
00:59:05jersey
00:59:10I was staying with Steven, starting to forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music.
00:59:17You can stay with me as long as you want to, but maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease.
00:59:23Okay, give me a second.
00:59:25So I finally called Mel back. She said she had something to tell me, in person.
00:59:31Hey, Mel, I got your message.
00:59:35I'm so, so sorry.
00:59:36No, no, no, I overreacted.
00:59:39No, you had absolutely every right.
00:59:42And then I got an even bigger surprise. There he was.
00:59:45Guess Mel surprises both.
00:59:47Mr. Wonderful.
00:59:53So I asked you guys to come here because I really wanted to tell you something in person.
00:59:59With the trust money, I finished the demo.
01:00:03And the label loved it.
01:00:04They wanted to do a full album with us, and they offered us a huge advance.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:11That's amazing.
01:00:12So with the trust money, I wanted to give it back.
01:00:15Since we don't need it anymore, are you guys okay with that?
01:00:17Yeah, of course.
01:00:18Totally.
01:00:18Ali, they loved your voice and Ben, your song.
01:00:23The songs are from all of us.
01:00:24The other thing I wanted to tell you was, since we're going to have all of this money left over from the advance,
01:00:31I put in a really lowball offer to my uncle to buy this house.
01:00:35And with the economy the way it is, he accepted.
01:00:41When I lost you guys, I actually realized how much you mean to me.
01:00:45And then Mel asked us to finish the record.
01:00:47You can't do it alone, you know?
01:00:48For real this time.
01:00:50Is that a yes?
01:00:54Yes, yes.
01:00:57Come here.
01:00:58Are you guys going to move back in?
01:00:59Because that would make me really, really happy.
01:01:01Of course.
01:01:02But I mean, I can only speak for myself, so.
01:01:04Yeah, yeah, no, we'll make it work this time.
01:01:06So that was it.
01:01:07I forgave them.
01:01:08There was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup.
01:01:11It was time to get serious, put this behind us, and make a hit record.
01:01:14The label was bringing in a big-time producer from London.
01:01:18Everyone was nervous.
01:01:19Especially me.
01:01:21Hey, Bob.
01:01:22It's Ben.
01:01:23Sorry, Ben.
01:01:25The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear.
01:01:27You won't mind giving a mandle, Jeff?
01:01:30No problem, though.
01:01:31You're the producer.
01:01:33Yes, I am.
01:01:36Listen up, everybody.
01:01:37We have got lots of work to do, so let's get cracking.
01:01:42Hello, Treacle.
01:01:43What are you doing?
01:01:44He's such a prick.
01:01:46Well, the label thinks he's a god.
01:01:48He produced seven multi-platinum records.
01:01:50Is that me?
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:51Yeah.
01:02:04We all got down to making some serious music.
01:02:13Ben got a promotion and more deadlines than ever, so he was kind of missing out on being
01:02:19in the studio with us and hearing the songs that he wrote come to life.
01:02:22That was beautiful.
01:02:39Oh, thank you.
01:02:41May I?
01:02:42Please.
01:02:45Cassie and I were in the same boat.
01:02:46We were both betrayed.
01:02:48She took off on a yoga retreat, and I was writing music nonstop.
01:02:52Mostly about love and broken hearts.
01:02:55No one knew they were really all about Ben.
01:02:56Blessing kisses burning like December, freezing in our minds that we remember.
01:03:11What do you guys think?
01:03:31It was awesome.
01:03:32Shit, it's Cassie.
01:03:34Hi, how's Costa Rica?
01:03:49It's good, it's good.
01:03:51Yeah, having a great time out here.
01:03:54I just wanted to call and say hi, and tell you that I've been thinking about you and really
01:04:03thinking about us.
01:04:03I'm so, so sorry.
01:04:06I know after everything that happened, I was really disappointed and extremely hurt.
01:04:17I haven't felt the way I feel about you in a really long time.
01:04:24And it's a beautiful thing, and I really don't want to give up on us.
01:04:31I, uh, I really want to make this work.
01:04:38I miss you.
01:04:40I miss you too.
01:04:41We'll talk soon.
01:04:44Alright, bye.
01:04:50So, Cassie and I are talking again?
01:04:53Good.
01:04:54I'm so scared of messing this up.
01:04:56I'll just be honest, and try to get her back.
01:04:59That's the plan.
01:05:02You guys are so cute.
01:05:05Sorry.
01:05:07Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:12Well, whoever it was, thank you.
01:05:13That evening, it was our last day of recording.
01:05:31Things in the studio weren't going very well.
01:05:36You okay?
01:05:37Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:41Alright, here we go, everyone.
01:05:44Last track.
01:05:46You ready, Ali?
01:05:48Yeah.
01:05:49This is it.
01:05:50This is a big one.
01:05:51I can feel it.
01:05:52I can feel the magic.
01:05:53Hit me with it.
01:05:54It's alright, no worries.
01:06:08Let's, uh, one more time, yeah?
01:06:10You got it.
01:06:12Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:06:16Believe me, gentlemen, she's not normally like this.
01:06:27Ali, come on, get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:30These people want to pay for your next record.
01:06:32Yeah, yeah, okay.
01:06:33Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:36I'm going in.
01:06:40Oh, shit.
01:06:42Hey, just lay down his vocals and count, just in case.
01:06:54Mm-hmm.
01:06:57Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:07:04Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:07:12Freezing in our minds, do we remember?
01:07:20Time pulls on my heartstrings, say, meander, meander.
01:07:27Wash away regrets of tragic lovers.
01:07:34You take me higher and higher and bring me down.
01:07:38Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down.
01:07:42Lift me higher and higher and bring me down.
01:07:46Higher and higher and bring me down, down.
01:07:50Be my night, night daydream.
01:07:54Touch every piece of me.
01:07:57Give me my night, night daydreams.
01:08:02Hit my lucky key.
01:08:04Dream my...
01:08:09Touch every piece of me.
01:08:12Give me my night, night daydreams.
01:08:17Hit my lucky key.
01:08:20Dream my...
01:08:21Congratulations, everybody.
01:08:32That is what I call a hit record.
01:08:34Time for some champagne.
01:08:35Hey!
01:08:36You were awesome.
01:08:46I was dying in there, thank you.
01:08:48No, no, no, no, you did all the hard work.
01:08:50She is brilliant.
01:08:52Brilliant, I tell you.
01:08:53I cannot wait to record a solo album with her.
01:08:56You'll be involved in some way, of course.
01:09:01Hey, Bob.
01:09:02You know when you lay down the track,
01:09:04can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:09:06Because the highs are starting to feel a little high.
01:09:09Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech.
01:09:12Oh, yeah, sorry, roger that.
01:09:16Ben.
01:09:17I'll get one of my guys on it.
01:09:19Kenny?
01:09:20Ben.
01:09:21What?
01:09:24Gentlemen, look!
01:09:26You were magnificent!
01:09:29Thank you, it was nerve-wracking.
01:09:31Well, get used to it.
01:09:32Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu,
01:09:36and one of my A&R guys is in from London,
01:09:39so I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos.
01:09:43Well, I'm, uh, I'm sorry.
01:09:46I, uh, I don't think I can go.
01:09:54Well, yeah, listen, babe, it's business.
01:09:58The head of the label's going to be there.
01:10:00Okay.
01:10:02Business.
01:10:04I'll pick you up at eight.
01:10:05All right, guys, let's get down to some serious drinking.
01:10:11Gentlemen, let's get some shampoos down our necks!
01:10:21Just admit it, you're still mad about what happened in college.
01:10:25As if I care.
01:10:26That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago.
01:10:30Tuesday.
01:10:32Yeah, see, I'll never live that down.
01:10:34Why should you?
01:10:36You were a jerk.
01:10:37Yeah, boy, here we go.
01:10:39With you and Mal, there were circumstances,
01:10:41but in college, you were just a jerk.
01:10:43Come on, Allie.
01:10:46What?
01:10:46So what's going on with Nigel, then?
01:10:49What are you talking about?
01:10:50Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:52It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with.
01:10:55Uh, yes, it is.
01:10:57We're married.
01:10:59Only when it suits you.
01:11:00We need to put the past behind us.
01:11:05Be reasonable.
01:11:06I am a woman.
01:11:08I don't have to be reasonable.
01:11:10And that's why you love us.
01:11:13Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:17She's such a prick.
01:11:19Nigel actually cares about me.
01:11:24Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks,
01:11:26and he cares about one thing,
01:11:28and you know exactly what that is.
01:11:30I have cared about you for years.
01:11:33You're the one who fell in love with that frat guy
01:11:36like two seconds after we broke up.
01:11:38That was to make you jealous.
01:11:40Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:42Quiet.
01:11:42Quiet, everybody.
01:11:43It's going to happen.
01:11:44It's going to happen now.
01:11:45He is not good enough for you.
01:11:47No one is, according to you.
01:11:53Things are finally starting to look up for me,
01:11:55and I thought you'd be happy for me.
01:11:59I am happy for you.
01:12:01You deserve all of it.
01:12:06Come on, Ben.
01:12:09We both know you'll never know how to be serious.
01:12:13I think I'm losing you.
01:12:17I've never been more serious in my life.
01:12:20We may be a little different,
01:12:23but we're a family, okay?
01:12:26Nobody can deny that.
01:12:30And we love each other.
01:12:33You hurt me.
01:12:34I know, I know, and I want to make it up to you
01:12:38for the rest of my life.
01:12:40I know, and I want to make it up to you.
01:13:03Marry me.
01:13:06No, I mean it.
01:13:07No, marry me for real this time.
01:13:09I can't, I can't imagine one day in my life
01:13:12without you in the same room, in the same bed.
01:13:17No, you, me, Mel, Cassie, all of us.
01:13:26Marry me.
01:13:27Is that a yes?
01:13:33Yes, yes, say yes!
01:13:35You're crazy.
01:13:36Come here.
01:13:37I love you.
01:13:39Yes.
01:13:39Yes?
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:42Yes.
01:13:50Okay, awesome.
01:13:52Ben, I think this calls for a celebration.
01:13:53So just like that, we all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted.
01:14:05Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket.
01:14:19They were really back together.
01:14:20Maybe our dreams will come true.
01:14:24Maybe our dreams will come true.
01:14:26At least you're having a great life while trying.
01:14:29So Ben and I reconfirmed our vows with our family and neighbors.
01:14:34We all got down to making some serious music.
01:14:40Cassie moved in.
01:14:43Max finally has a playmate.
01:14:45I know we're a little different, but no matter what anyone else says, I wouldn't trade these
01:15:01guys for anything.
01:15:03This is family.
01:15:05This is my tribe.
01:15:15Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah.
01:15:27You know you don't really have to go, yeah.
01:15:30And I love the way you are, yeah.
01:15:33Shout out, wait up, that's like DJ Khaled.
01:15:35You the major K, no one else, but we.
01:15:37Special thing of love, always trying to flirt, yeah.
01:15:40See you, girl, move it, move it.
01:15:41Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah.
01:15:43Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah.
01:15:46On and on and on, the DJ keep playing a song, it makes me think of you and I.
01:15:52On and on and on, the DJ keep playing a song, why do I have to say goodbye?
01:15:56Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:01Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:07Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:08Guess there's always tomorrow.
01:16:34Just as always, I'm on the road
01:16:38Just as always, I'm just as always, I'm on the road
01:16:42Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:16:45You know you don't really have to go, yeah
01:16:48And I love the way you are, yeah
01:16:51Shout out, wait up, that's like DJ Khaled
01:16:53You don't make your cake, no one else, but we
01:16:56Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:16:58See you, girl, move it, move it, girl
01:17:00How you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:02Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:05Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:10Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:16Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:18You don't make your cake, no one else, but we
01:17:20Special thing of love, always tryna flirt, yeah
01:17:22See you, girl, move it, move it, girl
01:17:24How you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:26Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:29On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:17:31A song that makes me think of you and I
01:17:34On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:17:36That song, why do I have to say goodbye?
01:17:38Cause there's always, I'm on the road
01:17:40Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:42Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:46Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:49Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:52Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:54Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:56Just as always, I'm on the road
01:17:58Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:00Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:02Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:04Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:06Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:08Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:10Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:12Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:14Just as always, I'm on the road
01:18:16Just as always, I'm on the road