00:00Burner ACC, because what the hell is my life RN?
00:04Oh boy, that's a hell of a title, I'm aware.
00:08I don't really know how to start this, so I'll just get into it.
00:13I'll preface this by saying that I'm 22M, very very gay.
00:18I was in high school when I met this friend, and she was the cool older kid the year above
00:24me.
00:24For all intents and purposes, we'll call her Sienna, 23F.
00:30Now, after high school, I went to an out-of-state college, while Sienna went to the local uni.
00:36We kind of lost touch other than the obligatory, happy birthday, and merry Christmas.
00:43Texts, so you can imagine my surprise when I got a text from my mom a few months ago
00:48saying that a wedding invitation from Sienna had gotten delivered to my parents' house.
00:52Sure enough, a quick text to the lucky lady confirmed that she was getting married.
00:57Her long-time partner, Marcus, 25M, had finally proposed.
01:04A summer wedding right in my hometown, right when I, and some of our other friends, would
01:10be back in town from uni.
01:11I was invited to one of the pre-wedding girls' nights.
01:15Because my life is that of the two-dimensional comic relief gay side character, I guess.
01:20And we got wasted.
01:22Like, the kind of drunk where logic isn't even in the same dimension.
01:27So when the topic of other people in the hashtag girl squads relationships came up, like the
01:32genius I was, I whipped out my phone to show them the hot guy I've been hooking up with
01:37as just a dumb summer fling.
01:39Who turned out to be Marcus.
01:41Kill me now to save me from the mortification.
01:45Rightfully so, Sienna lost her shit.
01:49Fair.
01:49No criticism from me.
01:51But then she turned on me and started blaming me for ruining her wedding.
01:57For clarification, because I'm sure this will come up in the comments, no, the wedding
02:03invitation did not have any photos on it.
02:05It was one of those minimalist designs with over-the-top calligraphy.
02:10That's it.
02:11Her socials only feature her.
02:13I had no way of knowing what he looked like.
02:17I don't personally think I was at fault here, but here is where I think I messed up.
02:21I very loudly, and to the entire club, drunkenly said,
02:25It's not my fault your cheating fiancé likes getting his back blown out, Sienna.
02:31I feel absolutely awful.
02:33I don't want to be the other woman, technically guy, but you get it.
02:37And I certainly don't want to hurt a friend like that.
02:40I've tried apologizing a thousand times, but she's not interested in talking to me, which
02:46I totally get.
02:48When confronted, he confessed to not only hooking up with me, but also eight different
02:53guys over the course of their four-year relationship.
02:56The wedding's been called off.
02:59Ata!
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