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00:28:09et en sorte de couple opposés.
00:28:13Look who got pinched for speeding.
00:28:15Couldn't have happened to a nicer tax collector.
00:28:18But, Drain,
00:28:19how ever will we get to the wishing star first?
00:28:21Simple, Pinky.
00:28:22With the help of the great Leonardo da Vinci.
00:28:26He's going to give us a ride there in his pantcuffs?
00:28:28No, Pinky. Da Vinci's dead.
00:28:31Oh, how sad.
00:28:32When's the funeral?
00:28:33He died a long time ago.
00:28:36And I forgot to send flowers?
00:28:38Stupid, stupid, stupid!
00:28:41Oh, please.
00:28:42Let me.
00:28:43Stupid!
00:28:46Thanks.
00:28:47Now zip it.
00:28:49Zip.
00:28:50Leonardo da Vinci, Pinky.
00:28:52Not only a world-renowned painter,
00:28:54but an ingenious inventor as well.
00:28:59I'm going to have to hurt you.
00:29:01Rezip.
00:29:02Da Vinci designed the first flying machine.
00:29:05The air screw.
00:29:05And with my own clever modifications
00:29:08to the da Vinci plans,
00:29:10this baby will fly.
00:29:13Egan!
00:29:14Brilliant, Blaine!
00:29:15Oh, no, no, wait.
00:29:16If we were meant to fly,
00:29:18we would have been born with little bags of nuts.
00:29:21Pinky, you are a little bag of nuts.
00:29:24Rezip again.
00:29:26Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:27Now come,
00:29:28we have an airship to build.
00:29:44Yeah!
00:29:45Giddy up and go fast,
00:29:46it's five-flank newton horsey girl.
00:54:13Secure the area!
00:54:28All hail the mighty King Salazar!
00:54:32Salibar, all right, I'm starved!
00:54:34You got me bacon bits!
00:54:36What?
00:54:36Hiya Salibar, I'm Yakko.
00:54:38I'm Wakko.
00:54:39And I'm Dot, the impossibly cute one, with a cough.
00:54:43But you gotta admit, even the cough is cute.
00:54:53We're the Warner Brothers.
00:54:55And the Warner Sister.
00:54:57I know who you are. Get back in line.
00:55:03Uh, you got me garbanzo beans?
00:55:05It's Salazar, not salad bar.
00:55:08Plots!
00:55:09Your Highness?
00:55:10I thought I told you to get rid of those little monsters.
00:55:16They're still alive.
00:55:18I... I did my best, sir.
00:55:21You failed me, Plots.
00:55:22Lock him up with the rest of the prisoners.
00:55:24Huh?
00:55:25The same goes for the constable and the rats with wings.
00:55:28Oh boy!
00:55:29What the?
00:55:31Yikes!
00:55:32Basta vaso!
00:55:33Never try to double-cross your King.
00:55:37Take them away!
00:55:39That's iconic response!
00:55:42And as for the Warner siblings...
00:55:44What?
00:55:46Execute them.
00:55:50Yes, sir!
00:55:51Ah, you don't need to treat us special.
00:55:53I insist.
00:55:59Once the Warners are disposed of, I proceed with making my wish.
00:56:03Very good, sir.
00:56:05Okay, salad bar, have it your way.
00:56:06But we know secrets about the star that you don't.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10No you don't.
00:56:11Oh, yes we do!
00:56:12We do?
00:56:13Oop!
00:56:14Oh, do we ever!
00:56:15Like what?
00:56:16Tell me.
00:56:18Uh...
00:56:18Perhaps we can come to some sort of...
00:56:21arrangement?
00:56:35Our new special friend, the King.
00:56:37Who knew?
00:56:39Now tell me!
00:56:40Oh, right!
00:56:42Yeah, the secret's about the wishing star.
00:56:43Right, yeah!
00:56:44You see, the key to the whole thing is, uh...
00:56:47You, uh, got a little something in your nose?
00:56:49Huh?
00:56:50Where?
00:56:50Right there.
00:56:54Did I get it?
00:56:55Yeah, no.
00:56:56No, it's still there.
00:56:57Oh.
00:56:58How about now?
00:56:59Now it's over there.
00:57:00Ooh.
00:57:02How about now?
00:57:03No.
00:57:05Ooh!
00:57:06Get it, get it, get it!
00:57:08Please, could you go to the bathroom and take care of it?
00:57:10Oof.
00:57:11I mean, whoops.
00:57:13Ooh.
00:57:13Oh, all right.
00:57:21We're in charge!
00:57:23We're in charge!
00:57:24We're in charge!
00:57:26We're in charge!
00:57:26You horrible children!
00:57:28Who taught you how to behave?
00:57:30No one, sir.
00:57:32You see...
00:57:34We're orphans!
00:57:36Yes, well, everyone has problems.
00:57:38You know, we'd so like to be adopted.
00:57:41Will you be our new daddy?
00:57:43Certainly not!
00:57:44Buy me a toy, daddy!
00:57:45Buy me a toy!
00:57:46Buy me a toy!
00:57:47Buy me a toy!
00:57:47Buy me a toy!
00:57:48Oh, please, dad, do!
00:57:50I'm not your father!
00:57:51That's not what mommy said.
00:57:52When will this insanity stop?
00:57:54I'm not your father!
00:57:56I'm not your father!
00:57:58I'm not your father!
00:57:58Yes, you.
00:57:59What was the question?
00:58:02Good answer!
00:58:07Are you going to tell me the star's secrets or not?
00:58:11Never!
00:58:12Well, we have ways of making you talk.
00:58:14How about a trip to the cave of your worst nightmares?
00:58:25Please remain seated at all times while the tram is in motion.
00:58:33You know, for a cave of your worst nightmares, this isn't so bad.
00:58:37I'm not your father.
00:58:45A lady!
00:58:47I know a lady with high-heeled shoes and socks and pantyhose.
00:58:51Oh, pretty lady!
00:58:53Hello there, cute puppy children with the spooky faces.
00:58:58Oil!
00:58:59Brian Levin!
00:59:02I'm glad that's over.
00:59:04Be careful.
00:59:06I haven't cleaned that restroom in three years.
00:59:13Somebody hit the lights.
00:59:15No!
00:59:22You make me feel all fun, fun, doodle, dumb!
00:59:26No!
00:59:28Won't you be my special friend?
00:59:30No!
00:59:36No!
00:59:36Gosh and golly gee!
00:59:43Huh?
00:59:44Well?
00:59:45We'll tell you anything.
00:59:47Just don't send us back there, please!
00:59:50We'll see.
00:59:51Now tell me the secrets to the wishing star.
00:59:54Well, it's not what you wish for, it's how you wish.
01:00:00Really?
01:00:01Oh, yeah.
01:00:02You have to be careful.
01:00:03Things are taken so literally nowadays.
01:00:05You don't say.
01:00:06Absolutely.
01:00:07Now, what are you considering?
01:00:09Well, top's on my wish list.
01:00:11I'd like to own the world.
01:00:13Here you go.
01:00:14It spins.
01:00:15Nice, isn't it?
01:00:16No, I don't want that.
01:00:17Ah, here we go.
01:00:18How about fame and fortune?
01:00:21Here's fame with Irene Cara and a subscription to Fortune magazine.
01:00:25Rats.
01:00:26Wait.
01:00:27I could wish for the Midas touch.
01:00:28Everything I touch will turn to gold.
01:00:30Yeah, including food.
01:00:32Try eating a solid gold turkey.
01:00:33Adios by Cuspids.
01:00:37I never realized this wish business was so complicated.
01:00:40Tell me about it.
01:00:42Ah.
01:00:42How about I wish for youth and beauty?
01:00:45Huh?
01:00:46Here you go.
01:00:48A kid and a horse.
01:00:49Let me put it another way then.
01:00:51How about eternal youth?
01:00:53Then I could be 16 forever.
01:00:55Then you'd go back to being 16 and relive that same year over and over.
01:00:59And you'd have zits and no one would ever date you.
01:01:01Ugh, never.
01:01:03I know.
01:01:04I'll wish for a million bucks.
01:01:06No, make that two million bucks.
01:01:12Just be glad it's not mating season.
01:01:20Wait.
01:01:20I got it.
01:01:21What if I wish for all the dough in the world?
01:01:24Sounds good to me.
01:01:34Ha!
01:01:35Dough.
01:01:36Like pastry dough.
01:01:37It's a joke.
01:01:38You get it?
01:01:40Yes.
01:01:41And now it's your turn to get it.
01:01:44Captain!
01:01:45Take the Warners away.
01:01:47And have them executed.
01:01:50Yes, sir!
01:01:52Our joke was funnier.
01:02:03Sorry to do this, kids, but it's my job.
01:02:06So let's get it over with.
01:02:08Any last requests?
01:02:09Yeah.
01:02:10Set us free.
01:02:11No can do, pretty missy.
01:02:13I have my orders.
01:02:15Please, let us go.
01:02:17No way, man.
01:02:19Forget it.
01:02:20Pretty please with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
01:02:23Whoa, man.
01:02:25You're working your cuteness on me, man.
01:02:28Your irresistible cuteness.
01:02:30Stop it.
01:02:31Wrong, wrong.
01:02:32Knock it off.
01:02:33Wheezy, squeezy, wheezy, wheeze.
01:02:36No!
01:02:38Fire!
01:02:40Ah, music to my ears.
01:02:47Oops.
01:02:48Missed.
01:02:49How can we ever thanky-wanky you?
01:02:52Don't.
01:02:53You're free.
01:02:54Just no more of the thing of cute.
01:02:56We can't take it.
01:02:58You're too cute!
01:02:59Now go!
01:03:01It's a gift.
01:03:04I could wish for everything in the world.
01:03:07But then, where would I store it all?
01:03:09Or maybe, I could wish for a hundred wishes.
01:03:12I wonder if that's allowed.
01:03:13Your Majesty!
01:03:15Yes?
01:03:16I'm afraid the Warners have escaped.
01:03:18What?!
01:03:19But I told you to execute them!
01:03:21I tried, man!
01:03:23I really did!
01:03:25But the cuteness was too much, man!
01:03:28They're too clever!
01:03:29Just like their parents.
01:03:31Huh?
01:03:32What?
01:03:33I should have gotten rid of those kids years ago when I had the chance.
01:03:36At least now I know what to wish for.
01:03:39I'm going to wish those annoying kids would leave me alone.
01:03:42Forever!
01:03:45No!
01:03:52I can't make it.
01:03:54Come on, Dad.
01:03:55We're almost there.
01:03:56Stop them!
01:03:57Fire!
01:03:58Fire!
01:03:59Fire!
01:04:04Yes!
01:04:07No!
01:04:18Dot, can you hear me?
01:04:23Tell me the story.
01:04:25Tell me the story.
01:04:27The story.
01:04:28About Mom and Dad.
01:04:30Tell me.
01:04:31One last time.
01:04:33You should rest.
01:04:36Once upon a time, a brave knight married a beautiful princess.
01:04:42And they had two sons.
01:04:44But they wanted a daughter, too.
01:04:46So they planted a garden.
01:04:49And out of the prettiest flower came...
01:04:53Me.
01:04:54And so Mom and Dad took you home.
01:04:57And every night at bedtime, they'd come in and say,
01:05:00Who's the cutest girl?
01:05:02And you'd say...
01:05:04I am.
01:05:05And they'd ask...
01:05:06How'd you ever get so cute?
01:05:08And you'd say...
01:05:11I was born that way.
01:05:13And they'd say...
01:05:15Tell us your name.
01:05:16And you'd say...
01:05:18Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca...
01:05:23Banana Fanna Bobesca the Third.
01:05:27But you can call me...
01:05:29Dot!
01:05:30And they'd ask...
01:05:32Can we call you Dottie?
01:05:33And you'd say...
01:05:35No.
01:05:37Just Dot.
01:05:39Call me Dottie.
01:05:41And...
01:05:43You...
01:05:43Die.
01:05:51She's...
01:05:52Dead.
01:05:54And it's your fault, man!
01:05:57I... I...
01:05:58She was the cute one, man!
01:06:00The impossibly cute one!
01:06:02And now she's gone!
01:06:03You killed her, man!
01:06:05Wrong!
01:06:05Wrong!
01:06:06I...
01:06:07I didn't mean it.
01:06:09Why?
01:06:10Really?
01:06:10It's just that they were driving me crazy.
01:06:13These two and...
01:06:14Wait.
01:06:14Where's the other one?
01:06:17Look!
01:06:17It's Racco!
01:06:21No!
01:06:24He's gonna get to the Wishing Star!
01:06:26Stop him, boy!
01:06:26He gets too far!
01:06:27Help me, Spirit!
01:06:28Wherever you are!
01:06:28He's a place to the Wishing Star!
01:06:30Wishing!
01:06:30Wishing!
01:06:30Wishing!
01:06:31Wishing!
01:06:31Wishing!
01:06:32Wishing!
01:06:32Wishing!
01:06:32Wishing!
01:06:33Wishing!
01:06:33Wishing!
01:06:35Wishing!
01:06:42I'm feeling better now!
01:06:44The Wishing Star!
01:06:46Elle est vivante, mec !
01:06:48Elle est vivante !
01:06:53Je pense que ces enseignants ont payé l'offre après tout.
01:06:56Tu veux vraiment dire ça ?
01:06:58Non.
01:07:03Mr. Spielberg aime ce film.
01:07:09Bien joué, Wacko !
01:07:11Tu as fait bien.
01:07:12Le pouvoir du Star de la Wishing Star est ton.
01:07:15Sur le son du ton,
01:07:17faites quelque chose que tu veux.
01:07:20OK.
01:07:21Il va.
01:07:22Je veux pour...
01:07:36Not one...
01:07:38But two hay pennies !
01:07:46They're real !
01:07:48C'est parti !
01:08:20And as it turned out, Wacko had made the perfect wish
01:08:24Because with one of his hay pennies, he paid for his sister's long overdue operation
01:08:29It was a complete success
01:08:33What was the operation for anyway?
01:08:36Plastic surgery, to implant a beauty mark on her cheek
01:08:39I call it a cutie mark
01:08:41Cindy Crawford, eat your heart out
01:08:44So, do I look cuter now?
01:08:46Your cuteness is like out of control, man
01:08:50It's perfect
01:08:51Perfect, huh?
01:08:53Well, I suppose that'll have to do
01:08:56And with the hay penny he earned from Dot's operation
01:08:59Dr. Scratch and Sniff bought all the ingredients for his new elixir
01:09:03Which was mixed together by his crack team of beverage technologists
01:09:07More sugar?
01:09:13Yeah, yeah, more sugar
01:09:14Definitely, definitely more sugar
01:09:16At the same time, Hello Nurse came up with a new bottle design
01:09:20One with a slightly more attractive shape
01:09:23It just came to me
01:09:24From who knows where
01:09:25Hello Nurse!
01:09:28Then they put their new formula to the ultimate taste test
01:09:45That's a big thumbs up
01:09:46So while they went off to market with their new drink
01:09:50Whacko went to town with his other hay penny
01:09:53And he bought
01:09:54Burgers at the butchers
01:09:56Blintzes at the bakers
01:09:57Groceries at the grocer
01:09:58Season tickets for the Lakers
01:10:04That hay penny changed hands all over town
01:10:07And everyone prospered
01:10:08Including the butcher
01:10:10The baker
01:10:11And the candlestick maker
01:10:12And a mime
01:10:14Like we said
01:10:14No place is perfect
01:10:16But Acme Falls was as close to perfect as possible
01:10:19And thanks to Whacko's wish
01:10:21Other wishes came true as well
01:10:23With the spring thaw
01:10:25Slappy's tree came back to life
01:10:28Ah, sweet bliss
01:10:34And Skippy's social life warmed up considerably
01:10:42Huh?
01:10:44Squirrel chicks
01:10:45Yowza!
01:10:49Duh
01:10:50Yeah!
01:10:52He used to like nuts
01:10:53Now he's discovered dates
01:10:56Buttons returned Mindy to her home
01:10:58Mindy, darling!
01:11:00You're back!
01:11:01You're safe!
01:11:02Oh, thank goodness!
01:11:04Hi, Mom!
01:11:05Mindy, you called me Mom!
01:11:08You called me Mom!
01:11:09It's a miracle!
01:11:11And Buttons received his wish
01:11:13To be rewarded for his loyalty
01:11:20Rita and Runt's wish came true too
01:11:24Life is good
01:11:26Yeah, good
01:11:28Definitely, definitely good
01:11:30They found a happy home with Dr. Scratch and Sniff
01:11:34Whose elixir was renamed Scratchy Cola
01:11:36And was a huge success
01:11:38Thanks to the corporation's savvy CEO
01:11:41Hello, nurse!
01:11:44Who was finally appreciated for her figuring
01:11:46And not just her figure
01:11:48Baron von Plotts achieved his wish too
01:11:51To be king
01:11:52Burger Meister King, that is
01:11:54May I take your order, please?
01:11:56He opened a chain of fast food restaurants
01:11:59That sell Scratchy Cola and Baron von Plotts burgers
01:12:02You want fries with that?
01:12:04And Ralph, who ultimately wanted to direct
01:12:07Got his wish too
01:12:09He's directing traffic in the village of Acme Falls
01:12:17It's my dream come true
01:12:23Even the pigeons, who wanted a little respect
01:12:26Got their wish
01:12:27There they are!
01:12:29Our heroes!
01:12:30Those three are the best!
01:12:32Finally, people are looking up to us
01:12:38As for Yakko, Wackko and Dot
01:12:40They wound up with more than they'd ever dreamed
01:12:43The hospital tracked down their birth certificates
01:12:46Which proved the Warners to be of royal heritage
01:12:49Works for me!
01:12:51In fact, their parents had been the king and queen of Warnerstock
01:12:55Making Yakko, Wackko and Dot the heirs to the throne
01:12:59Faboo!
01:13:00It seems that back when Salazar seized control of the nation
01:13:03He sent the royal Warner orphans into exile
01:13:07Never expecting to see them again
01:13:10Fooled you, didn't we?
01:13:25So King Salazar was officially booted out
01:13:29And the Warners became co-rulers of the kingdom
01:13:33As for Pinky, he was appointed royal stable mouse
01:13:37So he could stay close to Farfig Newton
01:13:44This job was given to him by the Warners' most trusted advisor
01:13:49Prime Minister Brain
01:13:50Yes!
01:13:53Come, Pinky
01:13:54We must prepare for tomorrow night
01:13:56Gee, Brain
01:13:58What are we going to do tomorrow night?
01:14:01The same thing we do every night, Pinky
01:14:04Plan for the sequel when we'll try to take over the kingdom
01:14:07And the world
01:14:08The Kinky, the Kinky
01:14:10And the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
01:14:12So in the end
01:14:14Everyone in Acme Falls
01:14:16Got his or her wish
01:14:17Except for the mime, that is
01:14:21I don't know about him
01:14:22But that sure was my wish
01:14:27Not the old days were a bummer
01:14:29Our town was a total dive
01:14:32But now every day's like summer
01:14:34It feels great to be alive
01:14:36To state our message
01:14:38With greater clarity
01:14:41We now spin
01:14:42The Wheel of Morality
01:14:45Wheel of Morality
01:14:46Turn, turn, turn
01:14:47Tell us the lesson that we should learn
01:14:53And the moral of our story is
01:14:55When you move by
01:14:58And blue tie not to mow
01:15:00You gotta cheer up
01:15:01And never give up hope
01:15:03Don't be a dope
01:15:04You gotta cheer up
01:15:06And never give up hope
01:15:07Try to cope
01:15:08Just cheer up
01:15:10And never ever give up
01:15:11Hope, hope, hope, hope, hope
01:15:13And never give up hope
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