WWF Smackdown, October 7, 1999

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00:01:25And what a way to kick off SmackDown.

00:01:28Well, X-Pac and Kane, the union has been reformed, Kane.

00:01:33X-Pac trying to prove himself, trying to prove that he can indeed make it in the land of the

00:01:38giants.

00:01:40I don't know if he really has anything to prove.

00:01:42He's proven it to me many times over.

00:01:45He's proven to me he's the weak link.

00:01:47He's out of his league here.

00:01:49He can't hold up, he's into the bargain.

00:01:50When is he gonna admit that?

00:01:52I guess he hasn't been.

00:01:54When is Kane gonna finally figure it out?

00:01:56Well, on Raw this past Monday night, Kane, X-Pac challenged the Acolytes, and for all intents and purposes, his

00:02:03buddy Kane to a four-quarter elimination match in ten days at no mercy.

00:02:08No teams.

00:02:09Every man for himself.

00:02:11What is X-Pac thinking?

00:02:12You're trying to tell me.

00:02:15X-Pac actually thinks he can hold his own against both the Acolytes and Kane.

00:02:20Come on.

00:02:21I think he can, Kane.

00:02:23Tremendous heart for X-Pac.

00:02:26That enlarged heart again.

00:02:27Is that what we're gonna hear about all night?

00:02:29He needs to see a doctor about that.

00:02:31Third point, Acolytes, 742 pounds, Viscera and Midian.

00:02:38Look at these guys.

00:02:40And Kane and X-Pac will have their hands full with Viscera and Midian tonight on SmackDown.

00:02:45Now here's an excellent opportunity for X-Pac to prove that he can hang in the Valley of the Giants

00:02:52because they don't get much bigger than these two.

00:02:55Woo!

00:02:56Monday night on Raw, X-Pac and Kane King were involved in that four-team elimination matchup.

00:03:01And a couple times in that match, X-Pac refused to tag in his tag team partner.

00:03:07The bottom line there, he's trying to prove himself.

00:03:09He's an idiot.

00:03:11I wouldn't say he's an idiot.

00:03:12He's a tremendous athlete here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:03:15And can you blame the guy?

00:03:16He feels like for months he's let the big red machine Kane down.

00:03:19He has.

00:03:20And now X-Pac has an opportunity to prove once and for all that he can, quote, as you say,

00:03:24hang in the Land of the Giants.

00:03:26And look at this, already X-Pac is trying to order Kane around.

00:03:29What?

00:03:30When you got a weapon like Kane using, X-Pac, stand behind him.

00:03:35Hide behind him.

00:03:37What an electric crowd here tonight at the Nassau Coliseum.

00:03:41Midian now, hammers away, and X-Pac battling back.

00:03:44They are jammed to the rafters here in Long Island, New York.

00:03:47X-Pac whipped off the ropes.

00:03:49What an elbow by Midian.

00:03:50And what a show we have for you tonight, folks.

00:03:53We're gonna have an update on the condition of Stephanie McMahon.

00:03:56How is she?

00:03:57I'm worried about Stephanie.

00:03:58And X-Pac now whipped off the ropes.

00:04:00Midian misses with a big right hand.

00:04:02And look at X-Pac.

00:04:03Tremendous maneuver by this superstar.

00:04:06Okay, okay.

00:04:06I'll give him that.

00:04:07That was, what'd you call it?

00:04:08A tremendous maneuver.

00:04:11X-Pac goes to work with the left arm and walked right into that clothesline by Midian.

00:04:16X-Pac, tremendous resilience, tremendous heart.

00:04:19Yeah, I'll give you all of that, enlarged heart, tremendous resilience.

00:04:22But why would he challenge his own partner Kane in that Four Corners match?

00:04:26I'll tell you what, X-Pac, Kane wanted to tag that time.

00:04:29X-Pac refused to do it again.

00:04:30Whoa.

00:04:30And now the 450-pound Viscera.

00:04:33And X-Pac with a quickness advantage here.

00:04:35Goes to work.

00:04:36Kicks to the ribs and a kick to the face.

00:04:37So quick is X-Pac.

00:04:39The martial arts expert.

00:04:40Oh, look at that.

00:04:41Oh, my Samoan drop.

00:04:42That could have crushed X-Pac's ribs right there.

00:04:44My Viscera.

00:04:45And here comes Kane now.

00:04:46Cover.

00:04:47And Kane makes the save after a count of two.

00:04:49Now, what do you think would have happened if Kane hadn't have been there for X-Pac?

00:04:52When he needed him?

00:04:53Well, he would have been squashed.

00:04:54Thank you very much.

00:04:55And Viscera now hammers away again on X-Pac.

00:04:58Tag made by Midian.

00:04:59And now Midian, who goes 300 times, misses with the elbow.

00:05:03X-Pac rolling out of the way there.

00:05:04And look out.

00:05:05Midian to his feet.

00:05:06And Midian with the right hand.

00:05:09And look at X-Pac.

00:05:10Oh, my.

00:05:10Inziguri kick by X-Pac.

00:05:12And again, the quickness of X-Pac.

00:05:13He takes advantage there.

00:05:15Okay.

00:05:15He's quick.

00:05:15He's fast.

00:05:16He's resilient.

00:05:17But he just doesn't have the size and the power to hang with these giants.

00:05:21And Kane wants to make a tag.

00:05:22And again, X-Pac refuses to tag his partner Kane.

00:05:27But Kane tags it anyway.

00:05:28Blind tag that time.

00:05:30Referee saw it.

00:05:31Now Kane hammers away with the right hand.

00:05:33Well, Kane says, if X-Pac's not gonna tag me in, I'm gonna do it the hard way.

00:05:36And what a kick that time by the big red machine.

00:05:39Look at that.

00:05:39My, a standing drop back to the front.

00:05:42Man.

00:05:45What agility.

00:05:46And look out.

00:05:47Midian going for the ride.

00:05:50My, frequent flyers.

00:05:53The cover by Kane.

00:05:55And this one's over.

00:05:57And look at X-Pac.

00:05:59He's, he's, he's for black, but Kane.

00:06:03And X-Pac now having words with Kane.

00:06:06They should be thanking his lucky stars.

00:06:08He's got a partner like Kane.

00:06:09Hey, look at this.

00:06:09Wait a minute.

00:06:10It's Bradshaw and Farouk from the Acolytes.

00:06:14The Acolytes ever the opportunists taking advantage here.

00:06:19They came right through the crowd, Michael.

00:06:21And now the double team on Kane, Farouk and Bradshaw again.

00:06:24X-Pac lying in the corner.

00:06:26I'll tell you what, the Acolytes, they were opportunists.

00:06:29They could sense decision in the ranks of Kane and X-Pac.

00:06:32And then they took advantage and here they go again.

00:06:34X-Pac in trouble here.

00:06:35What a double team by the Acolytes.

00:06:38And look at the destruction Farouk and Bradshaw have left in the ring.

00:06:44The Acolytes are sending a message, especially to X-Pac, that it takes teamwork.

00:06:49You gotta stick together to be successful.

00:06:54At no mercy, just 10 days away, Kane, X-Pac will take on the Acolytes in a big, big matchup.

00:07:02A four-quarter elimination match.

00:07:04Right now, Kevin Kelly with The Rock.

00:07:06Well, just like X-Pac and Kane have had problems with the Acolytes, Rock,

00:07:10you have had your problems as of late with the British Bulldog.

00:07:13And we're 10 days away now from your battle with the Bulldog and no mercy.

00:07:17The British Bulldog, The Rock says, who is the British Bulldog to The Rock?

00:07:21A nothing, a nobody, a blemish on The Rock's buttocks.

00:07:25The Rock says this, British Bulldog, you run your mouth about how you're a big dog,

00:07:30about how you've got a big bark.

00:07:32Well, The Rock says your bark, quite frankly, sounds like this.

00:07:39The Rock says this, 10 days, no mercy.

00:07:42The Rock British Bulldog is going to whip your candy ass.

00:07:46And there is two things you could do about it, nothing and like it.

00:07:50So The Rock says this, there is a more pressing issue.

00:07:53Hold the mic up, jabroni.

00:07:55There is a more pressing issue at hand.

00:07:57And that issue, there is a jabroni running around the WWF, The Rock's home,

00:08:02with a sock with The Rock's face on it, stuffed in his crotch.

00:08:09Val Venus, you think that you impressed The Rock?

00:08:12You stuffed the sock, Rocco, whatever you call it, in your pants?

00:08:16That is like blowing your nose on the Constitution, wiping your ass with the American flag.

00:08:22The Rock says this, you think you impressed The Great One? Why?

00:08:25Because you've made a couple of coom-see, coom-saw, adult movies?

00:08:30Well, The Rock says this, tonight, The Rock is going to play movie director.

00:08:36He's going to let you see firsthand the unedited, uncut version of The Rock laying the smack down on your

00:08:43candy ass.

00:08:48Well, Rock, certainly I know that...

00:08:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:08:50If you shut your mouth and listen, shh, because they are chanting The Rock's name.

00:09:05If you smell what The Rock is cooking.

00:09:10The Rock has his sights focused on Val Venus, tonight, here on SmackDown.

00:09:16And King, what a show we got for you.

00:09:18We are gonna have an update on the medical condition of Stephanie McMahon.

00:09:22We are going to hear from Stephanie's brother, Shane McMahon, here tonight on SmackDown.

00:09:27And then at one-on-one, the competition going head-to-head, The Road Doggy Dog is gonna take on

00:09:32Hardcore Holly.

00:09:33What a match that'll be.

00:09:34And also tonight, Chef Jarrett Enterprises presents the first ever WWF mud wrestling match.

00:09:42I can't believe it.

00:09:43Only problem is, King, we don't know who's involved.

00:09:45I can't wait.

00:09:47Don't forget that Stone Cold sets his sights on Triple H tonight.

00:09:51Wait till you see that, Michael.

00:09:53Wait a minute.

00:09:54What is that?

00:09:56Warning.

00:09:57King, I think that's here in the building.

00:09:59What the hell is this all about?

00:10:00He has an a snake.

00:10:02Thanks, Rock.

00:10:03Thanks a lot.

00:10:05Hey, don't give me that.

00:10:06You know what you did, and I know what you did.

00:10:09I appreciate it.

00:10:13Well, Mankind, you've requested this time, so it's obvious that you have something to say.

00:10:17Well, I wanted to tell you what was going through my head when I first heard that The Rock was

00:10:21willing to take on Val Venus.

00:10:23So I got a little put off.

00:10:24Like, who is The Rock to fight my battles for me?

00:10:27Then I thought, well, hell, that would be great to have somebody fight my battles for me.

00:10:31I'm old and beaten up, and maybe I could just hang back and be a friend and a financial advisor

00:10:35for The Rock.

00:10:36But then I thought, first off, that's not what friends do.

00:10:40And second off, I don't think the fans in Long Island want to see Mankind sit on his fat, candy

00:10:45ass.

00:10:48So as a favor to The Rock and as a favor to my dozens of fans here in Long Island,

00:10:57what I'm going to do is I'm going to fight The Rock's battles.

00:11:01You see, he's going to take on Val Venus, and I'm going to challenge the Bulldog.

00:11:05Mankind's an idiot.

00:11:06He's a big fan of the Rock, and I'm going to take that microphone and hit him with it.

00:11:12Have a nice day.

00:11:13I've got work to do.

00:11:17You didn't know?

00:11:21You're welcome to close somebody.

00:11:27So wait a minute, Mankind thinks The Rock's fighting his battles, so Mankind wants to fight The Rock's battles, so

00:11:32he's challenged the Bulldog?

00:11:33Mankind's an idiot, he's a big touch.

00:11:38You see, it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double-G, together once again with that B-A-double

00:11:47-D.

00:11:48They're the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.

00:11:52The New Age Outlaws back together again, and in just ten days on pay-per-view and no mercy,

00:11:58the Outlaws defend against Crash and Hardcore Holly.

00:12:08Cut the music.

00:12:12Welcome to the Dog House.

00:12:15Uh-oh.

00:12:17Where you know those New Age Outlaws always like to kick that chisnit.

00:12:22Dogista.

00:12:24Now then, let's see if we can make a little noise up in this beard.

00:12:35Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, D-Generation X proudly brings to you,

00:12:41it's WWF Tag Team Champions of the World.

00:12:47The Road Dog, Disney Jane.

00:12:50The Badass, Billy Gunn.

00:12:52The New Age Outlaws.

00:12:56Whoa.

00:12:58What are these people seeing these guys?

00:13:01And of course, if you're not down with that, we got two words for you.

00:13:06Sorry.

00:13:09So it's the Road Dog set for one-on-one action here tonight,

00:13:13against Hardcore Holly.

00:13:15And here come the Cousins and Crash carrying the scale.

00:13:18Yeah, I don't see why Hardcore is even gonna waste his time on the Road Dog.

00:13:23Road Dog's not a super heavyweight.

00:13:25He don't weigh over 400 pounds.

00:13:27I think Hardcore thinks maybe him and me and Billy Gunn together may add up to 400.

00:13:33They get into one-on-one action here.

00:13:35Well, if they get weighed in, we may find out what they add up to.

00:13:38I'll tell you though, what a tremendous opportunity for the Holly Cousins at no mercy,

00:13:42taking on the Outlaws for the tag team titles.

00:13:46And Crash and Hardcore Holly can work together for an entire matchup.

00:13:50They're a formidable team.

00:13:54And this will be a good one here on SmackDown.

00:13:57Hardcore Holly taking on the Road Dog.

00:13:59They are packed to the rafters here at Nassau Coliseum.

00:14:02Look at the Hollies.

00:14:03They won't even shake hands.

00:14:05Uh-oh, look out.

00:14:05Hardcore Holly misses now.

00:14:07The Road Dog follows up with the right hand.

00:14:08Both of these men, former Hardcore champions here in the World Wrestling Championship.

00:14:12The World Wrestling Federation.

00:14:12Holly whipped into the corner, misses with the right hand again.

00:14:15And Road Dog with the quickness here in this one.

00:14:17First cover of the matchup.

00:14:19There's one and a kick out by Hardcore Holly.

00:14:24Holly whipped across the ring.

00:14:25Road Dog now with a big back body drop.

00:14:28So already tonight here on SmackDown,

00:14:30The Rock has challenged Val Venus and Mankind has challenged the Bulldog.

00:14:35Mankind, he misinterprets everything.

00:14:37Oh, what a drop kick by Hardcore Holly.

00:14:40Mankind, he reminds me of the time that Gomer thought he owed his life to Andy and was trying to

00:14:44do all those favors for him.

00:14:45Remember that?

00:14:47Mankind and Gomer, about the same mentality.

00:14:49Yeah.

00:14:51And Hardcore Holly now with the advantage on the Road Dog.

00:14:54Again, a tremendous opportunity in 10 days at No Mercy King for the Holly Cousins.

00:14:59Oh.

00:14:59Be a huge upset if they could knock off the Outlaws.

00:15:02Why would that be an upset?

00:15:04Because the Outlaws are four-time WWF Tag Team Champions.

00:15:08Oh, come on.

00:15:08These guys are super heavy.

00:15:09Look at them. Look at Hardcore.

00:15:10They're super heavyweights, but they have problems getting along.

00:15:13And look at this now, Crash Holly with the referee's back turned.

00:15:16Working on the Road Dog.

00:15:17That's about 800 pounds worth of pressure being applied to the neck of the Road Dog there by Crash.

00:15:21The Hollies supposedly weigh a combined 800 pounds.

00:15:26Right.

00:15:27Supposedly.

00:15:28They're thick.

00:15:29They're solid.

00:15:29If they weigh 800, then I weigh 300.

00:15:32Now look at Hardcore now with the knee to the midsection of the Road Dog.

00:15:36See, the important thing about the Hollies is that they think they weigh 400 pounds a piece.

00:15:41Okay.

00:15:42See, it's a man.

00:15:43Oh, oh, look at that.

00:15:45Hardcore Holly, smart maneuver, drawing Mr. Ass up to the apron,

00:15:49allows Crash to take advantage of the Road Dog.

00:15:51And the Hollies working well together here.

00:15:53Crash will do some damage if you're not looking.

00:15:55Hardcore Holly kicked to the midsection.

00:15:58Here's Road Dog now whipped across the ring.

00:16:01Look out.

00:16:01Boot to the face.

00:16:03Hardcore made a mistake that time.

00:16:04And here comes Road Dog.

00:16:05And look at the counter by Hardcore.

00:16:07Nice slam.

00:16:08Lackadaisical cover.

00:16:09Hooks the leg.

00:16:09Two and a kick out.

00:16:10Got the shoulder up for the Road Dog.

00:16:12I'm still interested to learn who's going to be in this first ever mud wrestling match here tonight on SmackDown.

00:16:19Well, it's being brought to us by Jeff Jarrett Enterprises, so we know it's going to be great.

00:16:24Obviously, I would imagine.

00:16:26Oh!

00:16:27I would imagine females, wouldn't you think?

00:16:29Well, yeah.

00:16:30I mean, you've seen...

00:16:31Cover, hook of the leg, kick out again by Dog.

00:16:33You've seen mud wrestling matches before.

00:16:35You've been to those clubs where they have those mud wrestling matches, haven't you?

00:16:38King.

00:16:38No, I haven't.

00:16:39I'm a married man.

00:16:41Happily married?

00:16:42Yeah, very happily married.

00:16:43Yeah, but your wife's not.

00:16:44Oh, look at this!

00:16:44Please.

00:16:45Look at Hardcore Holly now.

00:16:46Road Dog.

00:16:47Ha!

00:16:47Tossed over the top rope.

00:16:49Out there in No Man's Land.

00:16:50And Crash Holly goes to work again.

00:16:51No Man's Land.

00:16:52He's out there in the...

00:16:53What do you want to call it?

00:16:55Valley of the Super Heavyweights.

00:16:56Oh, man.

00:16:57Crash Holly putting a number here on Road Dog.

00:16:59Tossing him back into the ring.

00:17:00And referee's busy over there with Mr. Ass.

00:17:04And Hardcore Holly again with a cover.

00:17:06Hooks the leg again.

00:17:07This one's over, folks.

00:17:08There's two and again.

00:17:08Road Dog gets the shoulder up.

00:17:10I thought Hardcore Holly pulled off a big one there.

00:17:13Watch out.

00:17:13Hardcore Holly thought the same thing, but he's...

00:17:16Better not get too perturbed with the referee there, Earl Hebner,

00:17:19because they got a lot of...

00:17:19Look out!

00:17:20Road Dog rolls him over.

00:17:20Small package now.

00:17:21There's two and a kick out by Holly.

00:17:23Wow.

00:17:23What action this matchup.

00:17:25Kick to the back by Hardcore Holly again.

00:17:27And Road Dog desperation maneuver that time almost got him.

00:17:32Snapmare by Hardcore Holly.

00:17:34And look at that.

00:17:35Road Dog taking a tremendous amount of punishment.

00:17:39I'm gonna tell you this right now.

00:17:41My prediction is, unless that psychic hotline lied to me,

00:17:45the Hardcore Holly and his partner Crash are gonna be the next Tag Team Champions.

00:17:50You might be right.

00:17:51We'll find out in ten days at No Mercy.

00:17:54If they do what they're doing in this matchup, I'll tell you what.

00:17:59He's gonna go up top.

00:18:01Have you ever seen a super heavyweight come off the top rope?

00:18:03Well, we're gonna see it now in Hardcore Holly.

00:18:05Fashion your seatbelts.

00:18:06This could shake the entire building.

00:18:07Road Dog.

00:18:08Oh!

00:18:08Boot to the face.

00:18:09And a counter by the Road Dog.

00:18:11And Crash can't believe it.

00:18:15And Road Dog now trying to gain his breath,

00:18:17trying to gain some momentum here.

00:18:18And you see his Tag Team partner, Mr. Ass, cheering him on.

00:18:21But folks, this is a one-on-one matchup.

00:18:24What is Road Dog, Colin Crawler?

00:18:26He thinks he's gonna make a tag.

00:18:27It's not a tag match, Road Dog.

00:18:29Road Dog quickly back up.

00:18:31Ducks underneath the right hand.

00:18:32And here's the Juke and the Jive, and now by the Southpaw, the Road Dog.

00:18:35A little bit of shake, rattle, and rolling there.

00:18:37Oh, my.

00:18:39And Dog now off the ropes again.

00:18:42Here it comes.

00:18:42Hardcore's in trouble.

00:18:43He's not a Road Dog.

00:18:44He's a hot dog.

00:18:45Put some mustard on him.

00:18:47Look at this.

00:18:48Road Dog now.

00:18:49Oh, man.

00:18:50Right across the back of Hardcore Holly.

00:18:53Kicked in the midsection now.

00:18:55Road Dog setting him up for the pump handle slam.

00:18:57Crash in the ring.

00:18:58Mr. Ass grabs Crash Holly.

00:19:00And Mr. Ass now goes to work on Crash Holly.

00:19:03Road Dog is distracted, and Hardcore Holly setting him up.

00:19:07Man.

00:19:09Hooks the leg, folks.

00:19:10This one may be over this.

00:19:12Hardcore Holly with a victory over the Road Dog.

00:19:17Hardcore Holly.

00:19:19See, I told you, Michael Cole.

00:19:21You told me what?

00:19:23He ain't no super heavyweight like me.

00:19:26Okay, okay, I get it.

00:19:28What?

00:19:33Hardcore Holly setting him up.

00:19:34Wait a minute now.

00:19:35And look at this.

00:19:36Look out.

00:19:37Mr. Ass and the Road Dog.

00:19:39Holly's back into the ring.

00:19:40I thought this match was over.

00:19:42What are you doing?

00:19:43And look at the Outlaws now hammering away.

00:19:46Hardcore into the corner.

00:19:47And look at the strength of Mr. Ass.

00:19:50Look out.

00:19:52And the Hollies knocked out of the ring, and King, this could happen at no mercy.

00:19:56With the fourth time Tag Team Champions, the Outlaws defend against the Holly Cousins.

00:20:05I told you my prediction for no mercy.

00:20:08What could happen is they could do all the damage they want to the UA Devos after they've lost the

00:20:13match.

00:20:13I'll tell you, the Hollies could pick up the win at no mercy if they can get along.

00:20:19But the teamwork, the camaraderie has got to go to the Outlaws.

00:20:22We're going to find out, King, in just 10 days, no mercy on pay-per-view from the Gund Arena

00:20:28in Cleveland.

00:20:29What's this?

00:20:30This is my first therapy session.

00:20:32The rules are simple.

00:20:34All you have to do is sit back, tell the truth, and relax, okay?

00:20:38Alright, I can do that.

00:20:39Good.

00:20:40So tell me, when was your first sexual encounter?

00:20:44Uh, what perfume you wearing?

00:20:46Uh, this is a very serious matter, and I need you to tell me...

00:20:49You're right, you're right.

00:20:49When was your first sexual encounter?

00:20:52Well, it was essentially very about then.

00:20:54I understand.

00:20:56I was scared.

00:20:58Why?

00:21:00Well, it was dark, and I was all alone.

00:21:05Mark, Mark, all jokes aside, please, no jokey.

00:21:09Okay, alright, you're right.

00:21:11Mark, when was your first sexual encounter? It's okay.

00:21:15Well, I tell jokes because, I mean, it hurts, you know.

00:21:18You know, I don't want to talk about this again.

00:21:21How old were you?

00:21:23I was eight.

00:21:25And who was it with?

00:21:26Why does, why, what, who?

00:21:28It's okay, you can trust me.

00:21:29Does it matter who it was with?

00:21:30You can trust me.

00:21:31Who was it with?

00:21:34It was with my sister.

00:21:36Your sister?

00:21:37You don't still have sex with your sister.

00:21:40See, I mean, this ain't helping me now.

00:21:43It's okay.

00:21:44When was the last time you had sex with your sister?

00:21:49The day before yesterday.

00:21:51Oh, Mark, I see that you've got some problems, and we've got a lot of work to do.

00:21:58A lot of work.

00:21:59This is not helping.

00:22:00It's okay.

00:22:01I'm trying to forgive.

00:22:02I'm trying to put this behind me.

00:22:05Jeez.

00:22:08Did I just?

00:22:09You just heard it.

00:22:11Mark Henry, an admitted sex addict, is undergoing therapy.

00:22:15Well, folks, there's a mud pit.

00:22:16Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:22:16Did he take sex with his sister?

00:22:18That's what he said.

00:22:19That mud pit filled with cold, slimy mud.

00:22:22We've got a first ever mud wrestling match here tonight.

00:22:27Well, we're back on SmackDown.

00:22:29And I think we're about to find out who the participants are gonna be in the WWF's

00:22:33first ever mud match.

00:22:37And Jeff Jarrett, the Intercontinental Champion.

00:22:40And look at, he's dressed in waders.

00:22:43Well, folks, we can tell you tonight, WWF SmackDown is brought to you by Dino Crisis.

00:22:48You don't hunt them, they hunt you.

00:22:49From Capcom, the makers of Resident Evil.

00:22:52And by Skittles, bite-sized candies.

00:22:56Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors.

00:22:58And by Luggs, Luggs, boots and jeans.

00:23:01Decide well, conquer all.

00:23:02Luggs, decide and conquer.

00:23:05Well, for the looks of the way Jeff Jarrett's dressed, he's gonna be wrestling somebody in the mud.

00:23:09And look at his ankle deep in that mud.

00:23:11Finally, I have found a place for the women of the WWF.

00:23:18What?

00:23:19Oh, come on now.

00:23:20Mud wrestling.

00:23:21Ugh.

00:23:22When's he gonna stop?

00:23:23After that fiasco on Raw Monday night, this is the only place that Brawl should be fighting.

00:23:32So later on tonight, right here in this very mud ring, courtesy of Jared Enterprises, Miss Kitty-

00:23:42What?

00:23:43Will be getting it on knee deep in this slop.

00:23:46Miss Kitty?

00:23:47And since the women of the WWF are so obsessed with their cleavage, the only way to win the match

00:23:53is not by one, two, three, but it's by ripping your opponent's top off.

00:23:59What?

00:23:59Hey, I don't think Miss Kitty knew anything about this.

00:24:02Woo-hoo!

00:24:03Yeah, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

00:24:05We're gonna see.

00:24:06And Kitty, you've been apologizing for the last few days.

00:24:11If you wanna get back on my good side, you better not back out.

00:24:16And China, I've got a few words from you.

00:24:19Uh-oh.

00:24:19There will be no backing out of the good housekeeping match at No Mercy because I will show No Mercy.

00:24:29We're gonna see Miss Kitty in the mud.

00:24:31Yeah, but who's she taking on?

00:24:32Who's her opponent?

00:24:33That's better than a litter box.

00:24:35Jeff Jarrett of Enterprises presents the first ever WWF mud wrestling match here on SmackDown.

00:24:41And somebody's top is coming off.

00:24:44Yeah, but who's Miss Kitty's opponent?

00:24:46I don't care.

00:24:47And look at that mud, slimy, gooey, cool, and oozy.

00:24:50Right now, Terry Taylor with the Bulldog.

00:24:53Woo-hoo!

00:24:53Bulldog, what is your answer to Mankind's Challenge?

00:24:57When is everybody gonna get it through their thick skulls?

00:25:01All I care about is one thing and one thing only.

00:25:05That's the WWF title.

00:25:07I don't care if The Rock lives or dies.

00:25:11I don't care about Stephanie McMahon.

00:25:13Whoa.

00:25:14Hell, I don't even care about that idiot, Mankind.

00:25:19If I have to cripple him tonight in this match to get my title shot, I'll do so.

00:25:24Look out!

00:25:25Wait a minute.

00:25:26That's Mankind.

00:25:28Mankind hammered away the Bulldog.

00:25:32Mankind hammered away the Bulldog.

00:25:35Mankind challenged the Bulldog.

00:25:38Saying he wanted to pull out the Rock's battles here tonight.

00:25:42Man!

00:25:45Okay, we're back, Michael, and what is this?

00:25:47Okay, I'm being told that this is somewhere in the Nassau Coliseum.

00:25:52My gosh.

00:25:53You recall we saw the sign of the door earlier on that said,

00:25:55Warning from the Nassau Snakes.

00:25:58There's a whole room of poisonous reptiles and snakes somewhere in this building.

00:26:02Sure looked that way.

00:26:03I know there's a lot of snakes in the WWF, but most of them are the two-legged variety.

00:26:09Well, we are searching the Nassau Coliseum for Edge and Christian,

00:26:13a tremendous tag team here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:26:18Oh, my gosh.

00:26:19Boom!

00:26:19Where are they?

00:26:20Context is scheduled for Woodfall.

00:26:23They can do their weight in a combined weight of 462 pounds.

00:26:28Christian and Edge.

00:26:30Boy, these guys can't wait to get out here to...

00:26:32They can wrap up the Terry Invitational Tournament here tonight.

00:26:36That's right.

00:26:37Edge and Christian weeding their way through this capacity crowd.

00:26:40They are up two to nothing in the Terry Invitational.

00:26:43They're looking for a sweep.

00:26:44One more win.

00:26:46King, they get $100,000 in the managerial services of Terry.

00:26:50What do you mean managerial services?

00:26:52They get Terry.

00:26:53That includes managerial and personal services, I think.

00:26:56How do you know that?

00:26:57That's why you and I should have been in this tournament, you idiot.

00:27:00Edge and Christian set the new battle with the new brood.

00:27:03And by the way, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:27:04Where is Terry?

00:27:06He's supposed to sit next to me for these matches.

00:27:09He's been with you the last couple of weeks.

00:27:11Oh, you're telling me.

00:27:12And that's been good luck for Edge and Christian.

00:27:16And here come the new brood, Matt and Jeff.

00:27:22Huge underdogs right now.

00:27:24These guys are down 2-7.

00:27:27Edge and Christian looking for the sweep.

00:27:29At a combined weight of 422 pounds, Matt and Jeff, the new brood.

00:27:36There is electricity here tonight at Nassau Coliseum.

00:27:39And don't miss out on the excitement in Miami Sunday.

00:27:42Special 4 o'clock start at the arena, plus tickets on sale a week from Saturday for

00:27:46Huge Events King in San Jose and in San Francisco.

00:27:50Hold on here.

00:27:51Where's Terry?

00:27:52Uh-oh, here we go.

00:27:53You got your wish.

00:27:54Yoo-hoo!

00:27:56You know what my next two wishes are?

00:27:58What is that?

00:27:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, watch out for that fire.

00:28:01It's hot enough, she don't need to be walking close to the fire.

00:28:04You want it, don't you?

00:28:06Yes.

00:28:07You want it?

00:28:08Yes.

00:28:09I'm gonna give it to you.

00:28:10Come on, baby!

00:28:11Tonight, the third round of my tournament.

00:28:15And I think I want to shake things up a bit.

00:28:18Please!

00:28:19I think I want to stir things up a bit.

00:28:21I love it when you stir.

00:28:22Guys, tonight, this match will be Texas Tornado Rules.

00:28:27Uh-oh.

00:28:28Huh?

00:28:28And you know what that means.

00:28:30Everybody in the ring, all at the same time.

00:28:33So, why don't you go for it and may the best team win.

00:28:38Me.

00:28:43And here we go now.

00:28:44Edge and Christian against Matt and Jeff, the new brood.

00:28:46This is a Texas Tornado match.

00:28:48That means all four men will ring at the same time.

00:28:50Forget your average, everyday, run-of-the-mill tag match.

00:28:53Texas Tornado Rules here, woo!

00:28:55All hell's gonna break loose.

00:28:57First pin faller submission wins.

00:28:59And look at this now.

00:29:00Parties collide.

00:29:01And there's Christian-

00:29:02Oh, man!

00:29:03I love the Terry Invitational Tournament.

00:29:06Edge and Christian on a major roll over the past week.

00:29:09They're up 2-0 in this tournament.

00:29:10One more.

00:29:11They pick up the sweep.

00:29:12And look at the double team, man.

00:29:13Working on all cylinders, Edge and Christian.

00:29:16And Jeff's in all kinds of trouble.

00:29:17And look at this now.

00:29:19Oh, man!

00:29:20Double headbutt to the shoulders.

00:29:21These guys, Edge and Christian, they want Terry bad, don't they?

00:29:25Can you blame them?

00:29:26I'm sure the new brood wants Terry bad as well.

00:29:29But speaking of the new brood, we're in the world's Gangrel.

00:29:31And what do you think he thinks about this invitational tournament?

00:29:35I have no idea, but look at this!

00:29:37Oh, man!

00:29:38Edge and Christian really cooking here in this Texas Tornado match.

00:29:43Two great young teams in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:29:47Here's another cover.

00:29:48There's two and a kick out at the last moment by Matt.

00:29:51You know, Terry says she believes these two teams are the two brightest

00:29:55young teams in the World Wrestling Federation today.

00:29:58It's a toss-up which team she wants to win.

00:30:00And she also says she thinks all's fair and love and sports entertainment.

00:30:04So she doesn't care what Gangrel thinks if she wins the services of Matt and Jeff Hardy.

00:30:10Well, Christian and Matt battling outside the ring.

00:30:12Reversal now.

00:30:13Christian's back first into that ring apron.

00:30:15Look at that!

00:30:16Look at that!

00:30:17Oh, man!

00:30:19What a maneuver!

00:30:21Meanwhile, inside the ring, it's Edge and Jeff.

00:30:24Kicked in the midsection now.

00:30:27Edge setting him up.

00:30:27Look out, he doesn't see Matt now.

00:30:29Look at Matt with the clothesline from the top rope.

00:30:33Christian neutralized outside the ring.

00:30:35Cover now.

00:30:35Two and a kick out by Edge.

00:30:37We gotta take another look at this tremendous DDT by Matt.

00:30:42Oh, my!

00:30:43Christian's head slamming into the mat outside the ring.

00:30:47Look at this now.

00:30:48Here's Jeff.

00:30:48Oh, man!

00:30:49And Edge is in trouble.

00:30:51Christian's still out outside the ring after that DDT by Matt.

00:30:54Here's a cover now.

00:30:55Referee Tim White count kick out after two.

00:30:57You know that maneuver by Matt outside the ring was the same maneuver

00:31:00which put Edge out of action for a couple of weeks for the Stinger.

00:31:03Cover again!

00:31:04And a kick out again by Edge.

00:31:06Both of these teams wanna win this tournament really bad.

00:31:09I don't think the money is that important.

00:31:10Of course, a hundred grand, you know, there's nothing to sneeze at.

00:31:12But, ooh, the services of Terry?

00:31:16And here's the double team now by the new brood, and Edge is in trouble.

00:31:19Does she look good tonight or what?

00:31:21You know, these are two of them.

00:31:22Here's a cover now by Jeff.

00:31:23There's two again, and again, Edge kicks out.

00:31:26King, these are two of the most evenly matched teams ever going at it here in the World Wrestling Federation.

00:31:31Hey, you know what I just figured out?

00:31:32I believe I've got it.

00:31:33What?

00:31:33I think I know who's gonna be the other participant in the Mud Wrestling Match.

00:31:36Who?

00:31:36Terry!

00:31:37Oh, you would love that, wouldn't you?

00:31:38Oh, would I love that, baby?

00:31:39Terry and Kittens.

00:31:40Yahoo!

00:31:40Look at this now.

00:31:41Oh, man!

00:31:42Edge's desperation maneuver takes out both members of the new brood.

00:31:46Terry's top ripped off.

00:31:47Are you kidding me?

00:31:47Would I love that?

00:31:48What about Kitties?

00:31:49Oh, baby!

00:31:50What about a draw?

00:31:51Maybe they can both lose.

00:31:53Well, we know Kitties in the Mud Wrestling Match.

00:31:55We don't know who her opponent is.

00:31:57The referee makes the count, but Edge is to his feet first.

00:32:00Remember, edging Christian up two games to none in this best of five series.

00:32:04From behind, Matt.

00:32:06Oh, man!

00:32:08Jeff just climbed the barricade.

00:32:10Christian was getting to his feet, and he took him out again.

00:32:12Christian is history.

00:32:13What a snapmare takedown by Matt that time.

00:32:16And again, Jeff in the ring, and the double team continues.

00:32:19Christian was taken out with a DDT, and then a tremendous maneuver off the barricade by Jeff.

00:32:23He's not been a factor.

00:32:24Cover again.

00:32:25Wait a minute.

00:32:25Two and again.

00:32:26Edge gets the shoulder up.

00:32:27One more look.

00:32:28Kick at the action outside the ring.

00:32:30Yeah, I've never seen anything like this.

00:32:31Off the barricade, right on to Christian.

00:32:34I'll tell you, these two teams so well balanced, so quick, so agile.

00:32:39And here's Matt now, second rope.

00:32:41Edge in all kinds of trouble.

00:32:44What a leg drop.

00:32:45Leg drop across the sternum, and another cover on Edge here.

00:32:48This should be it.

00:32:49There's two and again.

00:32:50What?

00:32:50Edge with resilience kicks out.

00:32:52I thought he had him then.

00:32:54Matt and Jeff working well together, but Edge, tremendous competitor.

00:32:58He's in tremendous shape.

00:33:00Terry's gotta be impressed by this.

00:33:02Terry's gotta be impressed by both teams, King.

00:33:04As Matt hammers away now to the midsection.

00:33:07I'm impressed by Terry.

00:33:08See that top she had on?

00:33:10I bet she never has trouble finding a slow dance partner.

00:33:13My.

00:33:14Kick by Edge that time, and another defensive maneuver.

00:33:17Jeff just spunk through the air.

00:33:19And Matt takes advantage again as Christian makes his way to his feet.

00:33:22One of these two teams could meet the tag team champions.

00:33:25The title's up for grabs at no mercy.

00:33:27Uh-oh.

00:33:27As the Outlaws meet the Hollies in ten days on pay per view.

00:33:32I think the Hollies are gonna be the champions in one of these two teams.

00:33:35We're gonna have to face off against the Hollies.

00:33:38Look at this now.

00:33:39Man.

00:33:40And speaking of champions at no mercy, Triple H, Stone Cold Steve Austin with the WWF

00:33:45title on the line.

00:33:47And Stone Cold with revenge on his mind.

00:33:51And again, the new brood double teaming, Christian this time.

00:33:55Great balance by Christian.

00:33:56And look at this.

00:33:57Man.

00:33:59Here's a cover now on Matt.

00:34:01There's two.

00:34:01Could be over.

00:34:02And Matt gets his shoulder up.

00:34:04I thought it was gonna be a clean sweep for Edge and Christian.

00:34:07I thought we were gonna know who Terry was gonna be managing.

00:34:10What a spear.

00:34:12Spear by Edge.

00:34:13Hook of the leg.

00:34:14Two again.

00:34:14And a save by Matt.

00:34:15This is great competition.

00:34:17What action.

00:34:18That's what you come to expect here in the WWF.

00:34:20What else, man?

00:34:20Look at this.

00:34:22Every Thursday night, you come to expect it on SmackDown.

00:34:25And the double team by Edge and Christian, who again have gained the advantage here.

00:34:31What do these guys know about Terry that we don't know?

00:34:33I mean, they're fighting their hearts out.

00:34:35They're fighting for their life to get Terry.

00:34:36And they're fighting for $100,000 too.

00:34:38Oh, we've seen this before.

00:34:39And look at this.

00:34:39This is that stacked up superplex.

00:34:41Man.

00:34:42Then they hit it again.

00:34:43This should be it.

00:34:44Wait a minute.

00:34:44Look at Jeff.

00:34:45Senton.

00:34:47Senton bomb by Jeff.

00:34:49Right into the chest of Christian.

00:34:51Edge over the top.

00:34:52There is a double cover.

00:34:53I told you.

00:34:54And a cover.

00:34:55The New Brood.

00:34:57The New Brood.

00:34:58Here are your winners.

00:34:59The New Brood.

00:35:01They have drawn within one in the Best of Five Tournament.

00:35:04Edge and Christian 2.

00:35:06The New Brood won in the battle for Terry Services.

00:35:09The Terry Invitational continues.

00:35:12We gotta take a look at some of the tremendous action in this matchup.

00:35:16Two of the hottest young teams in the World Wrestling Federation today.

00:35:19Take a look at this spear by Edge.

00:35:20Unbelievable.

00:35:21I thought it was over right there.

00:35:23And here's that stacked up superplex by Edge and Christian.

00:35:27But then the Simtong Bomb.

00:35:29Wow.

00:35:30And the double cover by the New Brood.

00:35:33And the New Brood now down two games to one in this Best of Five match series.

00:35:39Man, man.

00:35:39The action.

00:35:40Unreal.

00:35:42It's Alvinas.

00:35:44Uh-oh.

00:35:46What's Val up to?

00:35:49He's always up to something.

00:35:50No, no, no, no.

00:35:51Wait a minute.

00:35:52No, no, not here.

00:35:52Not here.

00:35:53T.J.

00:35:53Hey.

00:35:55Rocko.

00:35:57Mr. Rocko.

00:35:58He's got.

00:35:59He's got Bosque ever looked better.

00:36:03My God.

00:36:05Val with Mr.

00:36:07Man.

00:36:08Well, folks, we're getting ready to get slimy.

00:36:10Fun wrestling coming up.

00:36:12Who's gonna win the first of its kind match in the WWF?

00:36:15Who's Kitty's opponent?

00:36:16I don't know, but you've always been slimy.

00:36:20Boy, here we go.

00:36:22Yoo-hoo.

00:36:23I can't wait.

00:36:24We know we got kitties.

00:36:26Kittens.

00:36:27What else are we gonna have?

00:36:29Hey, maybe puppies.

00:36:30You think?

00:36:30And look at Jeff Jarrett.

00:36:32He's got a raincoat on and waders.

00:36:35As he makes his way down to that mud pit for the WWF's first ever mud wrestling match.

00:36:41You know that?

00:36:42Well, it's finally here.

00:36:44The first ever Jarrett Enterprises mud match.

00:36:48But you know what?

00:36:50There's just one other person that I want to get as good a look of the mud match

00:36:56that I'm gonna have.

00:36:57And that person brings honor and dignity.

00:37:03No, it's not the puppies.

00:37:06Uh-oh.

00:37:06Please.

00:37:07This lady brings honor and dignity to the women of the WWF.

00:37:12She is none other than the WWF's ladies champion, Ivory.

00:37:18Come on out here, Ivory.

00:37:20Get a closer look.

00:37:21She's the WWF women's champion, Ivory.

00:37:25You know, she was involved in that matchup on Raw this year.

00:37:28Wowee.

00:37:29Where in the end, Jeff Jarrett ended up putting a figure on out.

00:37:32I got Miss Kenny.

00:37:33I want you to get a good look at this.

00:37:36Because you are a true ladies champion.

00:37:39Oh, baby.

00:37:40You bring honor and respect to the WWF women.

00:37:43And I want you to get a good look about what's gonna happen.

00:37:48I'm a little worried about that mud, Michael.

00:37:49All right, folks.

00:37:50Might be poisonous mud.

00:37:52The first opponent.

00:37:52Like those snakes.

00:37:53I'm gonna bring him out right now.

00:37:55Come on out, Miss Kitty.

00:37:56Come on.

00:37:58Oh, boy.

00:37:59Yeah, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty.

00:38:00Well, judging from the reaction of Miss Kitty's face a little earlier on,

00:38:04I don't think she thought she was gonna be involved in this thing, King.

00:38:07Uh-oh.

00:38:07Come on, Kitty.

00:38:08You know how to get back on my good side.

00:38:10Get your rear end down here and get in the mud.

00:38:13Back on his good side.

00:38:15Miss Kitty don't have a bad side.

00:38:16Look at you.

00:38:18Look at you.

00:38:18Jeff.

00:38:19Who's her opponent, though, Kitty?

00:38:21We still don't know who she's gonna face in this one.

00:38:23I think her opponent's gonna be Terry Reynolds.

00:38:25I told you that.

00:38:26Oh, baby.

00:38:27Look at Jared.

00:38:28He's wearing rubber gloves.

00:38:30He don't wanna get the mud on himself.

00:38:31Okay, Miss Kitty.

00:38:32That could be poisonous mud.

00:38:34Get it off.

00:38:34Look at Miss Kitty.

00:38:35Wait a minute.

00:38:38All right, folks.

00:38:39Whoa.

00:38:41Get out of the way, Jeff.

00:38:43Get in there.

00:38:43Okay, Kitty, you know the rules, don't you?

00:38:47Everybody know the rules?

00:38:49Yeah.

00:38:49The winner has to have their top ripped off.

00:38:54Now, I wanna bring out Miss Kitty's opponent.

00:38:58Oh, it looks like that hat must be called.

00:38:59None other than Ivory.

00:39:01Wait a minute.

00:39:02Wait a minute.

00:39:03Oh, my God.

00:39:04Jeff Jarrett.

00:39:05Ring the bell.

00:39:06Jeff Jarrett tricked her.

00:39:08Look at that.

00:39:09Jeff Jarrett tricked Ivory.

00:39:11Yep.

00:39:12The Women's Champion.

00:39:13Don't get that mud on me.

00:39:15Do not get the mud on me.

00:39:16Hey, look at this, Kitty.

00:39:18I love that black hair, King.

00:39:19King, you gotta love this.

00:39:19I know you're over there commentating.

00:39:22But nothing better goes better.

00:39:24Water, dirt, mud.

00:39:27The lowest thing on earth just like women.

00:39:30But in order for Kitty to win, she's gotta get that second top of Ivory's off.

00:39:34My.

00:39:35I cannot believe this.

00:39:36Look at this now.

00:39:37The top.

00:39:38Look at Ivory.

00:39:38Now somebody's top has actually come off to lose this?

00:39:42Well, yeah, but the outer top came off already of Ivory.

00:39:45But the lower top's gotta come off.

00:39:48Look at Ivory go.

00:39:50Oh, that beautiful blonde hair count.

00:39:52I love it.

00:39:52I can't believe it.

00:39:53Miss Kitty.

00:39:54Get out and fight like a cat.

00:39:56Jeff Jarrett tricked Ivory into this.

00:39:58Use those claws.

00:39:59Oh, poor Miss Kitty.

00:40:01Oh, my.

00:40:02I bet you want to be that cameraman down there now.

00:40:05This is some great network television.

00:40:06Wait a minute.

00:40:08Wait a minute.

00:40:09Ivory.

00:40:10Her time.

00:40:11The top is off.

00:40:12You get it.

00:40:14You get it.

00:40:14And Miss Kitty's top is off.

00:40:16You get it.

00:40:16My.

00:40:19Kitties.

00:40:20Kitties.

00:40:22Kitties.

00:40:23Kitties.

00:40:25Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it.

00:40:27Kitties are on the loose.

00:40:29And look at Ivory.

00:40:30She is ticked off as Jeff Jarrett.

00:40:33He is mad at Jeff.

00:40:34The winner is Ivory right there, your first ever winner of the Mud Match.

00:40:40Hey, Moolah, don't get out of here.

00:40:43I have no problem whipping your ass.

00:40:45Wait a minute.

00:40:45I'll put you right in the mud.

00:40:47Okay, look it.

00:40:48Don't tell me.

00:40:49It's the old antiques.

00:40:51It's me.

00:40:51It's the two fossils.

00:40:52I'll get you, Moolah.

00:40:54Stay away from me.

00:40:55I'll put you right over in that mud.

00:40:56They're all in dirt that's where they belong.

00:40:59Oh no.

00:41:00Look at this.

00:41:01She's a hall of famer.

00:41:02Jarrett can't do this.

00:41:03This is like the, they're going, it's two old dinosaurs going in the La Brea Tar Pits.

00:41:07What poetic justice.

00:41:09Yes.

00:41:10Two old fat sows watering in the mud.

00:41:13Oh, come on, Jarrett.

00:41:15Now this has gone way too far.

00:41:17What the hell is this problem?

00:41:18Get him again.

00:41:19Kitties, look.

00:41:20Come on.

00:41:21Hey, Jarrett.

00:41:23Jarrett.

00:41:24I'm telling you.

00:41:25Turn around.

00:41:30Jarrett's gonna get his hair.

00:41:33Chyna, man.

00:41:35Chyna just got Jarrett.

00:41:37Wait a minute.

00:41:38And look at Moolah.

00:41:40And Mae Young goes.

00:41:41I can't believe it.

00:41:43The two old mummies.

00:41:44Those teachers are on Jeff.

00:41:48Chyna will meet Jeff Jarrett in ten days and no mercy.

00:41:53Get off of him, friend.

00:41:54Everybody.

00:41:56Jeff Jarrett's serious.

00:41:58He's getting some of his own here.

00:42:00He's been embarrassed, humiliated.

00:42:02It's about time it happened to Jarrett.

00:42:08All right.

00:42:10Jeff Jarrett is a bloody mess.

00:42:13This is terrible.

00:42:14Get out of there, Jeff.

00:42:17And there's the British Bulldog.

00:42:19Uh-oh.

00:42:20Obviously on his way out here, King.

00:42:22He's got a big match with Mankind.

00:42:23A challenge from Mankind to the Bulldog here on SmackDown.

00:42:27There you see Michael Hayes standing by with Shane McMahon at the Connecticut Medical Center.

00:42:32Coming up an interview with Shane.

00:42:33An update on the condition of his sister Stephanie because of what happened in the UK.

00:42:38David, do you want to do this?

00:42:40Where you are?

00:42:41Where's my title shot?

00:42:43Where's my title shot?

00:42:45Where's my title shot?

00:42:45The people who made friends see me on the Panthers to wrestle Triple A.

00:42:49Where's my title shot?

00:42:50You had your title shot.

00:42:51What do you call that title shot?

00:42:53Well, if Barack was the referee, what do you have your title?

00:42:56You put the Rock as the referee.

00:42:58Not me.

00:42:59David, calm down.

00:43:00No, calm down.

00:43:01Just calm down.

00:43:01Hey, hey!

00:43:02Stephanie!

00:43:03Come on, I'm not gonna calm down.

00:43:05Stephanie!

00:43:07Stephanie!

00:43:07Give me a medic!

00:43:09Give me a medic!

00:43:11Give me a medic!

00:43:11That metal trash container striking Stephanie McMahon in the head.

00:43:14And then this past Monday Night on Raw, instead of apologizing, the British Bulldog pointed

00:43:19fingers at Vince McMahon.

00:43:22Vince, but what happened to Stephanie?

00:43:25It's unfortunate, Vince.

00:43:27You would put her in a position where she could get injured.

00:43:32I mean, God knows, I would never, ever put my daughter in a locker room with wrestlers.

00:43:45But what was the condition of Stephanie McMahon?

00:43:48Michael Hayes asked her fiancé, test.

00:43:52Michael, all the doctors told me that Steph has post-concussion syndrome with major head trauma.

00:43:57I mean, Steph's in there fighting.

00:43:59She didn't do a damn thing to deserve this.

00:44:02Well, I know this is not the most opportune time, but does this affect the wedding in

00:44:06any way?

00:44:08Wedding?

00:44:10Man, she doesn't even recognize me.

00:44:14Well, Shane, I would imagine you and your family are very relieved.

00:44:17I understand Stephanie's condition is improving.

00:44:20Yeah, Stephanie's getting much better.

00:44:21You know, day by day, she's getting better and better.

00:44:23She's getting more of her memory back.

00:44:25Unfortunately, she's still suffering from amnesia.

00:44:27So, uh, we're all a little heartbroken about it, but the wedding has been postponed,

00:44:32you know, until Stephanie fully recovers.

00:44:35Well, I know that you've been preoccupied with Stephanie, but, uh, have you heard some

00:44:39of the comments the Bulldog has made as of late?

00:44:51Well, here's the man, Shane McMahon has no love loss for the Bulldog, who meets mankind

00:44:56tonight.

00:44:57But perhaps he's looking past mankind to 10 days from tonight, when he meets The Rock

00:45:03at No Mercy.

00:45:04Well, I want to tell you, this is going to be big, Michael Cole!

00:45:09Following comes this disco-04 football, taking his way to the ring from Manchester, England,

00:45:15weighing in at 270 pounds, the British Bulldog!

00:45:20So it's The Bulldog and The Rock at No Mercy.

00:45:24And No Mercy is presented by Legacy of Cain.

00:45:27Soul Reamer by Eidos Interactive.

00:45:29No Mercy will be live, exclusively on pay-per-view, a week from this Sunday,

00:45:33from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio.

00:45:37So now Mankind thinks he's doing his best buddy, The Rock, a big favor here by challenging

00:45:42the British Bulldog.

00:45:46He's Long Island's old Nick Foley!

00:45:49Here comes Mankind!

00:45:56What a tremendous reaction from this capacity crowd at Nassau Coliseum.

00:46:02And King, as you said, Mankind believes that The Rock's fighting his battle.

00:46:07Come on.

00:46:07He has to fight The Rock's battle.

00:46:09Look at that goofy jacket, he's wearing The Rock inside connection.

00:46:12What is so goofy about it?

00:46:14What do you mean, what is so goofy about it?

00:46:16I mean, do you think The Rock really wants to have anything whatsoever to do with this

00:46:20moronic Mankind?

00:46:22Well, probably not, but is there anything wrong with Mankind?

00:46:24Okay, thanks.

00:46:25I'll hold this for you, Mankind.

00:46:26What a great jacket.

00:46:27The money you put it on.

00:46:28Yeah, right.

00:46:28I mean, the greatest wrong thing with a guy trying to find a friend.

00:46:32Did you smell that jacket?

00:46:33Yes.

00:46:34And here we go now.

00:46:35Bulldog wasting a little time going to work on Mankind with those big forearms.

00:46:39The Bulldog, the man who was obsessed with winning the WWF Championship.

00:46:45No real apology to the McMahon family for what happened to Stephanie McMahon this past Saturday

00:46:50night in Birmingham, England.

00:46:51Well, I gotta admit, that was way, way out of line.

00:46:54I don't think he was actually intentionally throwing it at Stephanie.

00:46:58He was just enraged.

00:46:59He was so obsessed with getting his title shot that he just, in a fit of rage,

00:47:04he threw that trash container and it hit Stephanie.

00:47:06But then, you're right, I mean, that was a lame apology.

00:47:09Well, King, first off, A, if it was an accident, why didn't he apologize for it?

00:47:12Number two, he's blaming the McMahon family for getting booed in his own country.

00:47:16Can you blame his countrymen for booing for what he did?

00:47:19And Bulldog in trouble now.

00:47:21Here comes Mankind.

00:47:21Look out.

00:47:22Wow.

00:47:22Right into the face of the Bulldog.

00:47:24Bulldog is so obsessed.

00:47:26And look at Mankind now going to work.

00:47:28He's doing this for The Rock.

00:47:30Is this, we're in Long Island, is this really the hometown of Mick Foley?

00:47:34The hometown of Mick Foley, yes it is.

00:47:36This place has produced more tragedies than Shakespeare.

00:47:38Come on.

00:47:40Mankind doing this for The Rock in his words.

00:47:42Fighting this battle for The Rock.

00:47:44The Rock doesn't need anybody to fight his battles for.

00:47:46No, he doesn't.

00:47:47But again, Mankind wants The Rock to be his best buddy, his best friend.

00:47:50The Rock and Sock connection.

00:47:52The friend in need is a pest.

00:47:54I told you that before.

00:47:55And look at Bulldog with a counter.

00:47:56Oh my, trying to suplex outside the ring.

00:47:58And Mankind in trouble here.

00:48:00That's because British Bulldog pound for pound is one of the strongest men in the world.

00:48:04You're not gonna outpower the British Bulldog, Mankind, you moron.

00:48:07Oh, wow.

00:48:09What a headbutt.

00:48:10Rock's not gonna be able to outpower the Bulldog either at no mercy.

00:48:14But what The Rock has going for him, and look out, King.

00:48:18Okay, look out.

00:48:18Now, Mankind slammed into the table.

00:48:23So that's for you, Michael Cole?

00:48:24Right, well, I didn't do anything to him.

00:48:27And Mankind now takes advantage.

00:48:29And look at Bulldog into that barricade now.

00:48:36See, I'll tell you.

00:48:37Uh-oh, watch out.

00:48:37Look out now.

00:48:39Here's the reversal.

00:48:40And, oh, my.

00:48:41Oh, man.

00:48:42That's it.

00:48:42Head-on collision to those stairs.

00:48:44He might be dead.

00:48:46And those stairs have no given him at all.

00:48:49And the Bulldog, and now he's got a chair.

00:48:52What in the world is he gonna do here?

00:48:54I like this.

00:48:55Referee's allowed a lot of-

00:48:57Man.

00:48:59How in the world?

00:49:00Watch it there, kids.

00:49:01And Bulldog now from behind.

00:49:03Right across the skull of Mankind.

00:49:07The Bulldog has been like a crazed animal.

00:49:11He's obsessed.

00:49:12Did what?

00:49:14The Bulldog like a crazed animal.

00:49:17His obsession for the WWE Championship burning inside of him, oozing out of his skin.

00:49:23Actually, by now both of these guys should have been disqualified.

00:49:26I don't understand what the referee's doing here.

00:49:28And Bulldog again, the face of Mankind off those stairs.

00:49:33Well, you're not gonna do any more damage to Mankind's face.

00:49:35Let's face it.

00:49:36I gotta tell you, we talked about The Rock and Bulldog at no mercy.

00:49:40You know, The Rock has twice been screwed out of the WWE Championship by the Bulldog.

00:49:44He has a lot at stake in this one as well.

00:49:46Bulldog now with a cover on Mankind.

00:49:48There's two and a kick out.

00:49:49How in the world does he keep going?

00:49:52Mankind's face is just held together by that stupid mask.

00:49:55And Bulldog now for another cover.

00:49:57There's two again and again, shoulder up by Mankind.

00:50:01And Bulldog.

00:50:02I think Foley's only got two teeth left, hasn't he?

00:50:04Something like that.

00:50:05You get a shot of it right there.

00:50:06One good thing about it, they're opposite each other.

00:50:09And listen to this hometown crowd coming alive now for Mankind.

00:50:13The Bulldog with those tremendous forearms squeezing the breath out of Mick Foley.

00:50:19See, if we were in Manchester, England right now,

00:50:20I think the crowd would, I think they'd be rooting for the British Bulldog.

00:50:24They booed him out of the building at the National Indoor Arena in Birmingham, England.

00:50:27Booed him.

00:50:28And then he blamed the McMahons for that.

00:50:30How ludicrous.

00:50:32Ludicrous.

00:50:32Mankind now headbutt to Bulldog.

00:50:35And Mankind off the ropes again.

00:50:37And Bulldog with a knee to the midsection.

00:50:41You know, the Bulldog really has to get by the Rock at No Mercy to have any shot at the

00:50:46WWF Championship.

00:50:47The championship he is so obsessed with.

00:50:49The one reason he came back to the World Wrestling Federation.

00:50:52Yeah, but I gotta think that the Bulldog could get done.

00:50:54Cover again.

00:50:55And again, Mankind somehow gets that shoulder up.

00:51:04Gonna have to squeeze the life out of Mankind right here.

00:51:06You know, talking about getting by somebody, you gotta realize The Rock is gonna have to get by Val Venus

00:51:10right here tonight.

00:51:10And that's gonna be a matchup.

00:51:12And The Rock can't be too happy with what we saw a little bit earlier on.

00:51:16Val Venus hanging Mr. Rocco out of his fly.

00:51:21I just didn't realize it was flat.

00:51:24What?

00:51:25What is it?

00:51:26Bulldog now as Mankind makes it to his feet.

00:51:29Oh!

00:51:29And Bulldog again with a low blow.

00:51:31Taking it flat.

00:51:33Woo!

00:51:34Referee Mike Chioda allowing a lot of latitude in this matchup.

00:51:39And Bulldog again with a right hand to the back of the head of Mankind.

00:51:43Whipped off the ropes.

00:51:44Oh, he telegraphed it.

00:51:45Mankind planted him with a DDT.

00:51:48Well, these referees, they got that newfound authority now.

00:51:52They can just do just about anything they want to.

00:51:54Both men are out.

00:51:55Desperation maneuver by Mankind that time.

00:51:58Planting Bulldog with a DDT.

00:52:01I don't know how much Mankind can have left here.

00:52:03Tremendous amount of punishment through steel stairs, chair to the head.

00:52:08Well, he's a homer.

00:52:09He's got these hometown people.

00:52:11Dozens and dozens.

00:52:12Uh-oh.

00:52:13And here we go now.

00:52:14Here it comes.

00:52:15You know what it is.

00:52:16It's Mr. Socko time.

00:52:18There's Socko.

00:52:19I don't care what it is.

00:52:20I just worry about where it's been.

00:52:21And Socko down to that right hand of Mankind.

00:52:24Wait a minute.

00:52:26Bulldog threw the referee to Mankind.

00:52:28And Bulldog down with a forearm.

00:52:31What?

00:52:31Bulldog just shoved the referee.

00:52:34And look at this, now Mankind whipped into the corner.

00:52:36And referee Mike Keanu's out.

00:52:38He's history.

00:52:39And Bulldog now knocking Mankind over the top rope.

00:52:43Man, I've never seen anybody be able to successfully thwart the attack of the

00:52:47No, not this.

00:52:49Oh, man.

00:52:50Pound for Pound, the strongest man of the WWF.

00:52:52And look at him carrying those steel stairs with ease.

00:52:55And Mankind walked right into it.

00:52:57Ow.

00:52:58That's gonna leave a mark even on his head.

00:53:02The Bulldog, I'll tell you, he has snapped.

00:53:06He is so obsessed with proving himself.

00:53:09Proving that he deserves a title shot.

00:53:11Nothing's gonna stop him.

00:53:12He's following Mankind into the crowd here.

00:53:16Uh-oh.

00:53:17The Bulldog trying to get his point across to The Rock.

00:53:21Mankind's in ten days and no mercy.

00:53:23Mankind's fighting back.

00:53:23They're going up into the crowd.

00:53:24Wait a minute here.

00:53:25Look at this.

00:53:26This match is over, but this ball has filed out into this New York crowd.

00:53:30Well, that's a dangerous place to be.

00:53:32I think Mick's trying to drag him all the way to his house.

00:53:35This is his hometown, isn't it?

00:53:37It is.

00:53:37Look at Mankind with those right hands to Bulldog.

00:53:39In that sea of people capacity crowd here.

00:53:42And where are they going?

00:53:44You ever seen Mick Foley's house?

00:53:45What a slum.

00:53:46Well, we're losing him.

00:53:48Battle back through the crowd here somewhere.

00:53:51But let's take another look, King.

00:53:52The step to the head of-

00:53:55This is Foley's baby boy.

00:53:57Listen to the thud off the head of Mankind.

00:54:01And then the whole set of stairs fell right onto the rib cage.

00:54:06A King Stone Cold Steve Austin's out on a huntin' trip with good ol' J.R.

00:54:10And you'll never believe who the target is.

00:54:15Before I leave him, Mark.

00:54:17That's dead on right there, boy.

00:54:21Back here at Nassau Coliseum on SmackDown.

00:54:23Somewhere in the bowels of this building, a room full of poisonous snakes.

00:54:27Why the hell are they here?

00:54:28Well, speaking of snakes, J.R. caught up with the Texas Rattlesnakes.

00:54:31Stone Cold on a huntin' trip.

00:54:39Man.

00:54:40Before I leave him, Mark.

00:54:42This is a hell of a way to get ready for a wrestling match.

00:54:45You think it is?

00:54:46Well, it's different.

00:54:47You're damn right.

00:54:48I'm out here and I'm trying to relax a little bit, but I can't relax because I got him on

00:54:51my mind.

00:54:51Yeah.

00:54:52You don't do Steve Austin like you did and expect not to get a payback.

00:54:55And he will get a payback, man.

00:54:57There's going to be a point where I'm going to lose it.

00:55:00And he's going to feel everything that I've been feeling for the last two months.

00:55:03Sitting on my ass thinking about what he did to me.

00:55:05And like I said before, no one pays back any better than Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:55:10The bottom line is, I think I can see in his face that he's very concerned.

00:55:15Yeah, he's very concerned.

00:55:17When you're getting a little nervous and you're getting a little scared, you do desperate things.

00:55:20And he's already had my attention before.

00:55:23You know, now he's really got it.

00:55:24And he sits there and he considers himself the game.

00:55:28You know, when I think of games, I think of tiddlywinks and bull like that.

00:55:31You know, this ain't no game.

00:55:33The World Wrestling Federation Championship means everything to me.

00:55:35And I've always said that if you're not in the World Wrestling Federation to hold that belt,

00:55:38then I really don't know why you're here.

00:55:40So that's why I'm in the WWF.

00:55:42And he's got that son of a and it will come back to Stone Cold Steve Austin if I got

00:55:45anything to do about it.

00:55:46And the fact of the matter is I do and that's going to happen at no mercy.

00:55:49Pretty ironic that this pay-per-view on October the 17th is called No Mercy, ain't it?

00:55:55Yeah, yeah, it is.

00:55:56Because after what he did to me, I ain't going to give him no mercy.

00:56:00The Rattlesnake ready for Triple H.

00:56:03Wait a minute.

00:56:04What the hell's Triple H doing to that room full of poisonous snakes?

00:56:08Look at him.

00:56:09What, what's he doing?

00:56:11The WWF Champion is, no.

00:56:15He's opening.

00:56:16Wait a minute.

00:56:17Triple H is going into that, into that snake tank.

00:56:25We're back on SmackDown and here comes seven Big 2 500 pounds of The Big Show.

00:56:30And I'm Michael Cole at ringside and I'm partnerless.

00:56:33The Kang had to go into the back to check on Miss Kitty after that mud wrestling match.

00:56:39Tip of The Kang.

00:56:46The Big Show with a new mean streak, learning some craft from The Undertaker.

00:56:55The Undertaker's been suspended here in the World Wrestling Federation by WWF Chairman,

00:57:00Mr. McMahon.

00:57:03And The Big Show in a foul mood as of late.

00:57:07And he's gonna have his hands full on this one.

00:57:09And his opponent, from Cobb County, Georgia, weighing in at 312 pounds,

00:57:16The Big Horseman.

00:57:19Well, folks, we'd like to take this opportunity to update you on the condition of Draz.

00:57:23As many of you know, Draz was seriously injured earlier this week in a match.

00:57:27He dislocated two vertebrae in his neck and underwent surgery to stabilize it and realign his spine.

00:57:33Now, doctors say they're working extremely hard to help Draz.

00:57:36However, a prognosis for recovery won't be known for days.

00:57:41And our thoughts here in the World Wrestling Federation and our prayers go out to Draz,

00:57:45his fiancee, and his entire family.

00:57:50So we're set for action.

00:57:51The Big Show to take on The Big Bossman.

00:57:53Nassau Coliseum has experienced one hell of a smackdown here on UPN tonight.

00:58:02Still to come, The Rock takes on Val Venus.

00:58:05That should be an extremely interesting matchup.

00:58:07And look at The Big Show and the strength of the show

00:58:09as he tosses Bossman into the corner and for a second time.

00:58:13Oh, my! Boot to the face.

00:58:15And Bossman follows it up with a right hand.

00:58:20The Big Bossman really taking it to the seven-footer here.

00:58:24And The Big Show blocks himself in the corner and Bossman makes sure this...

00:58:27Look at The Big Show, the strength.

00:58:29And Bossman going for the ride.

00:58:32A very strange evening here on SmackDown.

00:58:36We saw earlier on a sign on apparently a locker room door.

00:58:40What a kick by The Big Show.

00:58:43The sign said, warning, poisonous snakes.

00:58:47And then we saw those poisonous snakes inside tanks.

00:58:50And, folks, before we went to break, the WWF champion, oh, man!

00:58:55Triple H walked into that room, opened the top of one of the tanks,

00:58:59and stuck his hand inside.

00:59:00And my question is, what the hell is Triple H doing in that room full of snakes?

00:59:05And look at The Bossman now hammering away.

00:59:09Got The Big Show hung up by the top rope, and Bossman now, big left and right.

00:59:14Again, Jerry the King Lawler had to go back into the locker room

00:59:18to check on Miss Kitty following that Mud Wrestling matchup.

00:59:23The Mud Wrestling matchup in which Ivory won after being duped into it by Jeff Jarrett.

00:59:31Big Show reversal now, Bossman whipped into the rope, Big Show misses.

00:59:34And there's the quickness of The Bossman.

00:59:35Oh, man!

00:59:37Walked into that slam by The Bossman, and I think The Bossman hurt his back that time.

00:59:42Lifting that big 500-pounder off the ground.

00:59:45Covered out by The Bossman.

00:59:46Here's the count, there's two, and The Big Show kicks out with authority.

00:59:52No mercy, folks, just ten days away on pay-per-view.

00:59:54Big headbutt by The Big Show.

00:59:56Stone Cold Steve Austin, man, extremely focused on the World Wrestling Federation Championship,

01:00:03and The Champion Triple H.

01:00:05The Bossman whipped across the ring, and The Big Show now in complete control

01:00:09of the big 300-pounder from Cobb County, Georgia.

01:00:13Wait a minute, Bossman with that nightstick, and he walked right into this one, folks.

01:00:17And look at The Bossman, nightstick to the gut of The Big Show.

01:00:20And the referee, Teddy Long, is gonna call for the bell here.

01:00:23Bossman's gonna be disqualified for using that nightstick.

01:00:27And Bossman continues the punishment.

01:00:29What a shot!

01:00:30You can hear those shots thundering throughout the arena across the face of The Big Show.

01:00:36And Big Show's stunned here from those number of shots from the nightstick of The Bossman.

01:00:41Hey!

01:00:41And now he's gonna try to handcuff The Big Show.

01:00:44Come on, come on.

01:00:44But wait a minute.

01:00:45The handcuffs aren't big enough to go around those monster wrists of The Big Show.

01:00:51And Bossman in trouble now.

01:00:54And clear out the Bourdieu Airport, cuz Bossman's going for a ride.

01:00:59Well, what a joke slam by The Big Show, who wins the disqualification.

01:01:06The winner of this match after each all of a disqualification, The Big Show.

01:01:14The Big Show extremely impressive here on SmackDown on UPN.

01:01:20And The Bossman paid for using those nightsticks on the seven-foot-two, 500-pound Big Show.

01:01:27And there's The Big Show champion, The Rock.

01:01:29He's in action here tonight on SmackDown.

01:01:32A huge score to settle with Val Ennis.

01:01:36So Austin is off hunting with good old JR stuck to his ass, huh?

01:01:43How you doing, JR?

01:01:44Sorry about that whole stomping a mud hole in your ass thing.

01:01:47It wasn't really you.

01:01:49You were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

01:01:51I was kind of thinking about Austin.

01:01:55You know, Austin, I might not be the great redneck hunter that you are,

01:02:02but I'm a pretty good trapper myself.

01:02:04And you see, I'm not afraid of snakes.

01:02:08Not even a rattlesnake.

01:02:11You know, they say the best way to kill one of these is to cut its head off.

01:02:17But that's too good for you, Austin.

01:02:20No mercy, I'm gonna one-up that.

01:02:25See, because what I'm gonna do, Austin, at no mercy, is show you exactly that.

01:02:31What I'm gonna do is take you to a nice little cozy place.

01:02:42Sure, a fast little guy, Austin.

01:02:44You know, so small, so threatening, so deadly.

01:02:52But most of it's a big show.

01:02:55You see, all that rattling, all that noise.

01:03:03It's really just a big smoke screen.

01:03:05You're really just scared.

01:03:10But what I'm gonna do is, once I lay you down with the pedigree, Austin,

01:03:15I'm gonna finish what you said I should have done and finished at SummerSlam.

01:03:22A little step away, and I'm gonna get the thing that can get the job done.

01:03:31I'm gonna finish what I should have started, Austin.

01:03:36So I'm gonna come back to your little limp body.

01:03:43I'm gonna say goodbye to Austin.

01:03:45One last time.

01:03:47No!

01:03:48What the hell's he doing?

01:03:50Austin!

01:03:51Triple H is!

01:03:52There's a snake inside that bag!

01:03:55And Triple H is hammering it with a sledgehammer!

01:03:58What's gonna be about?

01:03:59The champion, obviously, trying to send a message, making a point.

01:04:04To the Texas Rattlesnake!

01:04:07Yeah, it might not be that easy at No Mercy.

01:04:09That's the end of it.

01:04:11He's sick!

01:04:13One cell, is this on?

01:04:16And here comes Triple H now.

01:04:19What is he coming out here for?

01:04:23He's the game.

01:04:24Yeah, he's the game.

01:04:25He can do absolutely anything he wants to, Michael Cole.

01:04:28And he's in the middle of a sadistic game here.

01:04:32Direction towards Stone.

01:04:33My gosh, look at that.

01:04:37My God.

01:04:38He's sick.

01:04:40Trying to make a point to Stone Cold, but he leads in ten days at No Mercy.

01:04:44But is doing what he just did, making a point?

01:04:48Well, are you, I don't think impressed is the right word, but when you look at that

01:04:54bloody bag, are you, I think it makes a point.

01:04:57Yes, I do.

01:04:59It wasn't entering Austin enough at SummerSlam.

01:05:02One week from this Sunday, October 17th, No Mercy.

01:05:12Oh my God.

01:05:13If you think this rattlesnake looks bad, wait till you see that one.

01:05:20Come on.

01:05:21Because just like this rattlesnake, at No Mercy, Steve Austin, you too,

01:05:30will be going back to Texas in a body bag.

01:05:35Wow.

01:05:36This has turned into a six sadistic game for the game, Triple H.

01:05:42Triple H, what kind of message are you trying to send to the rattlesnake?

01:05:47This disgusting display, Triple H.

01:05:52Valvinas, Valvinas, you're about to go one-on-one with The Great One.

01:05:56Why do you continue to insult The Rock by wearing Mr. Rocco in your crotch?

01:06:02Insult him?

01:06:03Let me make one thing perfectly clear.

01:06:05The Rock should be happy he's even receiving a little extra exposure,

01:06:09courtesy of The Big Valbowski and Mr. Rocco.

01:06:12But you know something?

01:06:13A little earlier tonight, The Rock asked the question,

01:06:16does The Big Valbowski want to go one-on-one with The Great One?

01:06:20Rocco, I'm gonna take you to Planet Reality right about now,

01:06:24because you see, you may be great, but you are not the greatest.

01:06:27And tonight, after you receive the privilege of climbing into the same ring at the same time as The Big

01:06:33Valbowski,

01:06:34and you look into these eyes, you will realize beyond any shadow of a doubt

01:06:39that you have just stepped into the ring with the single fastest up-and-coming athlete in the history of

01:06:45the World Wrestling.

01:06:46Hey! Look at this nut!

01:06:49Mankind! Mankind!

01:06:51And there's the Bulldog!

01:06:53The Bulldog getting the best of Mankind!

01:07:09Mankind trying to fight The Rock's battle again!

01:07:13Come on, keep it back!

01:07:19Come on, Mankind, come on!

01:07:21Take your time!

01:07:22What's wrong with you?

01:07:23You all right?

01:07:24All right, Brock!

01:07:24Brock!

01:07:25Brock!

01:07:26Just one time!

01:07:27You go out there, and you win one for the Micker!

01:07:33Who in the hell's the Micker?

01:07:35Idiot!

01:07:37Micker!

01:07:39Take your time!

01:07:43Win one for the Micker?

01:07:47What have I been telling you?

01:07:49What a goof!

01:07:52You see, if he was just a little smarter, he'd realize how stupid he was.

01:07:55In case you match, you can go for a woodfall.

01:07:58Linking his way to the ring from Las Vegas, Nevada.

01:08:01Weighing in at 244 pounds, Val Venus!

01:08:06We wanna talk about Strange.

01:08:08This guy Strange, walking around with a sock in his pants with a Rock's image on him.

01:08:12He's back!

01:08:13What do you mean?

01:08:14What's Strange?

01:08:17Val Venus set to go one-on-one with a great one here tonight on SmackDown.

01:08:23Challenge played out by The Rock, accepted by Val Venus.

01:08:26You'd admire a guy like Val!

01:08:28Why?

01:08:29It's more tail than toilet seat!

01:08:31This guy is great!

01:08:33Here!

01:08:33This man...

01:08:35I can see this coming.

01:08:41This man!

01:08:43This man!

01:08:51This man is current.

01:09:05He faced his foul leaders tonight, but in ten days and no mercy.

01:09:10It's The Rock and the Bulldog on Tape Review.

01:09:15Boy, and The Rock is ready to lay the smack down on The Big Balbovsky.

01:09:21You know, The Big Balbovsky thinks The Big Balbovsky is the great one.

01:09:26I'll tell you what, King, despite what mankind thinks,

01:09:29I don't think The Rock is out here fighting mankind's battles.

01:09:32I think he's out here fighting the battle, and here we go now.

01:09:35Rock with a big right hand to the face of Valvinas, and here goes The Rock.

01:09:39The Rock extremely upset, embarrassed, humiliated, and

01:09:43Valvinas has got a picture of The Rock on that sock down his pants.

01:09:47And here now the cover, hook to the leg by The Rock,

01:09:50gonna kick out after two by Valvinas.

01:09:52That picture of The Rock has been hanging from The Big Balbovsky's crotch for,

01:09:56well, a long time now.

01:09:57Rock's been insulted by it as well, and

01:10:00The People's Champ taking out his frustration here on Valvinas.

01:10:04You know, it's just around the locker room, whenever somebody walks up to Val,

01:10:08they say, how's it hanging, Val?

01:10:09And he whips out The Rock.

01:10:11And Val now ducks underneath the right hand.

01:10:13Rock now tossed over the top rope by The People's Champ.

01:10:17Folks, this is a no disqualification match-

01:10:20Between The Rock and Valvinas, all on the line here.

01:10:23And Valvinas now counters with a right hand.

01:10:27Oh, Val with another big right hand to The Rock.

01:10:30You know, The Big Balbovsky, it may not really be the big one, or the great one,

01:10:35but it is the great big one.

01:10:37Huge humor yourself, don't you?

01:10:38Look out, look out.

01:10:39Valvinas tossed over that barricade out in the crowd.

01:10:41Again, this is all legal, no disqualification.

01:10:44And The Rock going right after it, stomping away at the midsection of Valvinas.

01:10:49Better get up, Val.

01:10:51Come on, rise to the occasion.

01:10:53You can do it.

01:10:54Bearing up and cover.

01:10:56And The Rock sending a message here to The Bulldog, who he meets in ten days at no mercy.

01:11:01The Rock with a huge score to settle with The Bulldog twice.

01:11:05The Rock screwed out of the WWF title by The Bulldog.

01:11:09And look at this now, Valvinas tossed back into the ring by the people's champ, The Rock.

01:11:14And this capacity crowd has come alive as The Rock has gained momentum here.

01:11:20Swinging neckbreaker caught him.

01:11:22And The Rock now into the cover.

01:11:23To the end.

01:11:24Two, Valvinas gets the shoulder up.

01:11:26How would you feel, Michael Cole, if, well,

01:11:29if Valvinas had a big picture of you hanging from his crotch?

01:11:32Embarrassed, humiliated, so would you.

01:11:35Huh?

01:11:35And look at Rock now, kicks to the side of Valvinas.

01:11:38You wouldn't like to get up close and personal with the big Valvoski?

01:11:41You saw earlier on.

01:11:43Whoa!

01:11:44There.

01:11:44Valvinas in an interview attacked by Mankind.

01:11:46Mankind believing that, hey, The Rock's fighting my battles.

01:11:49I'm gonna fight his.

01:11:50But I don't think The Rock needs any help out here.

01:11:53Well, The Rock wants to take care of Valvinas himself.

01:11:57And look at The Rock now.

01:12:01Valvinas trying to battle to his feet.

01:12:02Val, a tremendous athlete.

01:12:05He delivers an elbow now to The Rock.

01:12:06Uh-oh.

01:12:06And Valvinas tries to gain momentum.

01:12:08Battling back with the big right hands.

01:12:10The big Valvoski off the ropes, and Rock caught him with an elbow.

01:12:13Don't worry about it.

01:12:14Val's a great athlete.

01:12:15If you don't believe it, just ask some of the ladies that he starred in films with.

01:12:18The Rock now kicks to the side of the head of Valvinas.

01:12:22They love every inch of Val.

01:12:25And look at The Rock.

01:12:26In the turnbuckle goes Val.

01:12:28And Rock in control of this matchup now.

01:12:30Rock with the boots to the midsection.

01:12:32Valvinas extremely weary at this point.

01:12:35And The Rock is cruising, working all cylinders.

01:12:38And Val wisely slides out to take a breath there to try to gain some momentum.

01:12:46And Valvinas is saying enough of this as he goes up to the Rock.

01:12:50My, The Rock just blindsided Valvinas.

01:12:55Well, you were talking earlier about Triple H.

01:12:57I'm gonna tell you something.

01:12:58That was repulsive, what he did to the snake.

01:13:01But I think it'll be just as repulsive what he's gonna do to the rattlesnake,

01:13:05Stone Cold Steve Austin.

01:13:08Watch this.

01:13:08Like it wasn't repulsive, but knocking Austin out of action after SummerSlam

01:13:12with that knee injury that vicious attack with the chairs after that match.

01:13:15But No Mercy is gonna be double repulsive.

01:13:18Whoa, man.

01:13:18Valvinas with a big clothesline.

01:13:21Rock's head banging off that steel ramp there.

01:13:23No disqualification in this one, folks.

01:13:25And Valvinas has gained the advantage.

01:13:27What a huge opportunity for the big Valvoski.

01:13:29Can you imagine if he pulls a huge upset over The Rock here tonight?

01:13:33What that would do for his career in the World Wrestling Federation?

01:13:36I'm not exactly sure it'd be an upset.

01:13:39I've been singing the prices.

01:13:41Rock countered, suplexed onto that steel ramp.

01:13:44And the grating shaking as Valvinas' back crashed into it.

01:13:49No DQ, everything's legal.

01:13:51Can you imagine the feeling of your back slamming against that steel?

01:13:55As The Rock carries Valvinas back down, back into the apron,

01:13:59follows it up with a clothesline, and The Rock is cooking here.

01:14:02And the people here are calling his name, Rocky, Rocky.

01:14:05Humiliated, embarrassed by the fact that Mr. Rocko had been shoved down the pants of

01:14:11Valvinas.

01:14:12And wait a minute now, The Rock into the barricade goes Val.

01:14:16Val taking a tremendous amount of punishment.

01:14:18And The Rock now.

01:14:20Uh-oh, what are we doing here?

01:14:21Look out, Valvinas.

01:14:24And he countered, Val countered.

01:14:26Rock into the steel post.

01:14:27Man, and Valvinas now, with the momentum, with the edge, in the right hands.

01:14:33I told you Val would rise to the occasion.

01:14:35Well, he's rising to the occasion, all right.

01:14:37And the big Valbowski getting a second wind here.

01:14:41What a chop, echoing through the Nassau Coliseum.

01:14:45Wow.

01:14:47And another stinging chop by Valvinas.

01:14:50Oh, my, my chest hurt just thinking about it.

01:14:51What about The Rock?

01:14:53And The Rock now.

01:14:54Oh, no, look out.

01:14:54Valvinas into the stairs, into those steel stairs.

01:14:57Goes Valvinas.

01:14:59Uh-oh.

01:15:00Man, oh, man.

01:15:01What?

01:15:02What?

01:15:03I think The Rock is doing it.

01:15:05No, stay here.

01:15:06Stay here.

01:15:07Stay here.

01:15:11Hey, Rock.

01:15:12Valvinas was talking earlier about what you thought about, well, Mr. Rocko getting

01:15:17to meet the big Valbowski up close and personal.

01:15:20Well, The Rock says this.

01:15:20How about the big Valbowski getting to meet a Mr. Tamelo?

01:15:24Ah!

01:15:25Ah!

01:15:25Son of a bitch!

01:15:30Look out!

01:15:31My gosh!

01:15:34Okay, okay, he's playing the SmackDown.

01:15:36Matter of fact, ask him yourself.

01:15:39Hey, hey, Val, what do you think about meeting Mr. Tamelo?

01:15:46I guess it doesn't matter what he thinks about Mr. Tamelo.

01:15:51Look at him!

01:15:57This is really getting nasty.

01:15:59But don't forget, that's the way Valvinas likes it.

01:16:03King.

01:16:04Oh, it still works.

01:16:05Good.

01:16:05And look at The Rock.

01:16:07Valvinas!

01:16:08What a count by Val!

01:16:10Rock walked right into this.

01:16:11Huge upset here.

01:16:12Here's the cover.

01:16:13Two and a kick out by The Rock.

01:16:15Man!

01:16:15Man, oh, man.

01:16:17So close for Valvinas.

01:16:20What was Valvinas saying anyway?

01:16:22It doesn't matter what he said.

01:16:24And look at this now.

01:16:25Val hammering away.

01:16:26The Rock in trouble.

01:16:29I'm gonna tell you something.

01:16:30Setting him up.

01:16:31What a suplex by Val!

01:16:33Don't ever count Valvinas out.

01:16:35And here's the count too.

01:16:36And again, The Rock gets the shoulder up.

01:16:39Wow.

01:16:40What action here on SmackDown.

01:16:44And Valvinas is really applying the pressure here.

01:16:48You gotta be impressed with Valvinas.

01:16:49I'm very impressed with Valvinas.

01:16:50A lot of women are impressed with Valvinas.

01:16:53I'm impressed with him too.

01:16:55I guess you've seen some of his films.

01:16:57That's why you're impressed.

01:16:58No, I haven't.

01:16:59And here's Val now.

01:17:00Chinlock.

01:17:02And The People's Champ.

01:17:04He may be out here.

01:17:06And referee Earl Hebner's gonna check his arm.

01:17:10And goes down three times, folks.

01:17:12This one's over.

01:17:12This is a no disqualification matchup.

01:17:14Can end on submission though.

01:17:17And The Rock may be out, King.

01:17:18I'm gonna tell you something.

01:17:19What a huge win this will be.

01:17:21Right.

01:17:21Huge is the word.

01:17:22If The Rock is the most electrifying man, then I guess Val must be the most

01:17:28erectifying man.

01:17:29Well, The Rock got the arm up.

01:17:30Erectifying?

01:17:31Yeah.

01:17:31The Rock got the arm up.

01:17:33And The Rock's battling back now.

01:17:34The People's Champ.

01:17:35My gosh.

01:17:36The adrenaline's going.

01:17:38Reversal by Val.

01:17:39Rock into the ropes.

01:17:40Val telegraphed it.

01:17:41Good night.

01:17:43Val into the mat.

01:17:44And here comes The Rock now.

01:17:46Kick to the midsection.

01:17:48Val is gonna go for a ride.

01:17:49He's got him.

01:17:50Look at the bridge now.

01:17:51Cover.

01:17:51Hook of the leg.

01:17:52And Val just kicks out before the count of three.

01:17:54What an athletic maneuver by The Rock.

01:17:56I'll tell you.

01:17:57He's so quick.

01:17:58He's so strong.

01:17:59Tremendous agility for The People's Champion.

01:18:02It was a pretty good athletic maneuver by The Big Balbozki to kick out of that.

01:18:05It really was.

01:18:06Uh-oh.

01:18:06This has been a great matchup.

01:18:08Reversal now.

01:18:09Rock off the ropes.

01:18:10Val Venus.

01:18:10Look at this.

01:18:11Rock floated over the DDT.

01:18:13And here's the cover now.

01:18:14Hook of the leg.

01:18:15Two.

01:18:16And again, Val Venus gets the shoulder up.

01:18:19He's rectifying, all right?

01:18:20The Rock floating into the DDT that time.

01:18:23And somehow, Val Venus had the wherewithal to kick out.

01:18:26And The Rock now with the right hand.

01:18:28Val Venus.

01:18:29Reversal.

01:18:30Rock into the turnbuckle.

01:18:31Here comes Val.

01:18:32Boot to the face.

01:18:33And you know the Bulldog is somewhere watching this, taking notes.

01:18:35Oh, don't.

01:18:36Oh, man.

01:18:36Rock walked into that one.

01:18:38Cover now.

01:18:38Upset.

01:18:39Upset.

01:18:39A kick out after two.

01:18:40Wow.

01:18:42What a great matchup.

01:18:44Tremendous action here on SmackDown.

01:18:46And Val Venus senses it.

01:18:48He can feel it here, King.

01:18:49Uh-oh.

01:18:49Val Venus can feel it here.

01:18:51Uh-oh.

01:18:52I think The Rock seems to feel it here.

01:18:53This is perfectly legal.

01:18:55There's no disqualification in this one.

01:18:57Val Venus with a steel chair.

01:18:59Wait a minute.

01:19:00Wait a minute.

01:19:01Here comes the calorie.

01:19:02What is this idiot doing?

01:19:04Mankind.

01:19:05It's the Rock and Sox connection at its best here.

01:19:07And Mankind with a chair now.

01:19:09What?

01:19:10Val Venus.

01:19:10And here's Mankind.

01:19:12No.

01:19:13Mankind.

01:19:14Mankind and his buddy with a chair.

01:19:17What?

01:19:17Val Venus hitting the cover.

01:19:19The legs hooked.

01:19:20And Rock kicks out.

01:19:22Somehow the rope kicked out.

01:19:24Look at Mankind.

01:19:26He can't believe that.

01:19:27Now what's he doing?

01:19:28Socko.

01:19:29Animal claw.

01:19:30Yeah.

01:19:30Come on.

01:19:31Mankind almost cost The Rock the match.

01:19:34And Val Venus with a low blow.

01:19:36Wait a minute.

01:19:37Look at this.

01:19:38Rock bottom.

01:19:39The Rock, Rock bottom Mankind.

01:19:42No.

01:19:43Rock bottom on Val Venus.

01:19:45Cover.

01:19:46Hooks the leg.

01:19:47Give me.

01:19:47It's over.

01:19:50Unbelievable match.

01:19:51The厲害 of the match.

01:19:52The Rock and Val Venus.

01:19:54Game of the Role.

01:19:55It's over.

01:19:58On My Tower which is.

01:20:01I'll tell you what Kane.

01:20:03Mankind almost cost The Rock that matchup.

01:20:06I told you I'm an idiot!

01:20:08Uh-oh wait a minute now.

01:20:09And look at these two! Could this be the end? Yes! Could this be the end of the Rocket Stock

01:20:14Connection?

01:20:15Look at these two! Is the Rocket Stock Connection exploding? Is it exploding? Yes! Look at this!

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