00:00What? Who?
00:01The Bridgetons.
00:03Oh, so fair.
00:04I knew I recognised those colours.
00:07The Bridgeton uniform really suits you.
00:09How did this happen?
00:11Well, it's just... simply...
00:17I found employment at Cavender House in the countryside.
00:20Philip Cavender turned out to be a knave.
00:21I threw a glass of water in his face and then Benedict Bridgeton appeared
00:24and we squished a Cavender's face.
00:26We fled together, got caught in a downpour, took refuge at his cottage,
00:29which is not a cottage at all, may I add.
00:31I nursed him back to health, he asked me to kiss him while he was asleep
00:33and then I somehow kissed him while we were both awake.
00:35He well-nigh kidnapped me and brought me to London,
00:37forced me into a job at his mother's house.
00:39We avoided each other until it all became too much to bear
00:41and now he has asked me to be his...
00:45his...
00:46Good God, his what?
00:47His mistress.
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