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00:00:00What's coming is a blizzard of horror.
00:00:04I've been going around snooping.
00:00:07This is life or death, isn't it?
00:00:1019 celebrity players arrived at this Scottish castle
00:00:14to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:17Let the games commence.
00:00:19Maybe I have got a dark side.
00:00:20All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:26Come on!
00:00:27One by one, the faithful have fallen.
00:00:30By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:33Oh, my God!
00:00:36And with only one traitor caught along the way...
00:00:38I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:00:41To the traitors!
00:00:44A deadly dinner party...
00:00:46You must murder in plain sight at tonight's dinner.
00:00:50Partying is such sweet sorrow, senior.
00:00:53And the penultimate round table...
00:00:56Kate. Kate.
00:00:59...sealed the fate of the final five.
00:01:01Oh, jeez!
00:01:03But with suspicion still circulating...
00:01:05I'm pretty sure...
00:01:07That Kat is a traitor.
00:01:08I am a favourite.
00:01:11No, I'm not having it.
00:01:12Have the traitors done enough to take the win?
00:01:15If it comes down to me and you, we split it between us.
00:01:17Yeah, traitors for life, yeah?
00:01:18Or will the remaining faithful hunt them down?
00:01:22I think that Kat and Alan are traitors.
00:01:27I'm coming for you.
00:01:29This is the Celebrity Traitors.
00:01:44It's the final morning and with no murder last night,
00:01:48all five players will be heading to the castle for one last breakfast.
00:01:53Because it's a bittersweet symphony that's life.
00:02:07Oh, am I the first in?
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:12Ah, no-one else is here.
00:02:16I feel really good.
00:02:18I can't believe that I'm faithful
00:02:20and that I have survived to see my final breakfast.
00:02:24Wow, wow, wow.
00:02:25It has been the most overwhelming experience.
00:02:29I did worry that, you know, when the game first started
00:02:31and I helped Celia in that twist.
00:02:34Shield!
00:02:34Yes!
00:02:35I thought that it'd maybe put a target on my back.
00:02:37Nobody's put Nick forward before, have they?
00:02:40But I'm still here.
00:02:42I have loved it.
00:02:43There's been times where it's felt difficult, frustrating.
00:02:46I can't believe it.
00:02:47But overwhelmingly, it's just been absolutely thrilling.
00:02:52How's Nick done that?
00:02:54However, because this is the last day,
00:02:56I think you have to speak up.
00:02:57You can't sit back now.
00:02:58Oh, thank you.
00:02:59My gut is saying that Kat is a traitor.
00:03:04And, you know, I've lasted this far.
00:03:06I really want to win now.
00:03:11Come in!
00:03:13Who is it?
00:03:15Hello.
00:03:16How are you?
00:03:16It's not very weird sitting here on my own.
00:03:18Just looking at the painting board
00:03:20and just seeing how mad it is,
00:03:22how many people have gone.
00:03:24It feels amazing
00:03:25to be in the first ever Traitors Celebrity Final.
00:03:30I've surprised myself that I could be a traitor
00:03:33and be quite a good one.
00:03:34You're not a traitor.
00:03:35No, I don't think you are.
00:03:37They're not going to know what hits them.
00:03:38But also the confidence I'm growing in myself every single day.
00:03:41La, la, la.
00:03:43I do struggle with socialising.
00:03:45You love making drinks, don't you?
00:03:48It's kind of like exposure therapy,
00:03:50being around this many people.
00:03:51I'd like to speak.
00:03:53I've made some real friends in here.
00:03:55I started to feel quite sad having to murder them.
00:03:58I'm not happy with you.
00:04:00Sorry, Lucy.
00:04:01You're OK.
00:04:03You're nearly halfway, darling.
00:04:05Me and Alan are doing great together.
00:04:07Two Traitors in the Final.
00:04:08We are not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:04:11Traitors for life.
00:04:12I've come a very long way.
00:04:14I'm just trying not to slip up at the last hurdle.
00:04:17We're in the Final.
00:04:18I know.
00:04:19It's been quite a journey.
00:04:22Hello, hello, hello.
00:04:23Hello, hello.
00:04:25Look at that outfit.
00:04:27Oh, I love this.
00:04:29See the shoes?
00:04:30Oh, yes.
00:04:32With clasps on.
00:04:33Oh, my God.
00:04:34I'm in the final.
00:04:35I mean, let's face it, I have worked hard.
00:04:39It's definitely had a jet watch.
00:04:42I started this game a bit of a nervous wreck.
00:04:45The turret's up that way, love.
00:04:47I'll see you up there.
00:04:48Oh, God, please.
00:04:50I've thrown some really good friends under the bus.
00:04:53You've got a bit of hair in your face.
00:04:55Thanks.
00:04:56I've murdered national treasures in plain sight.
00:05:00Partying is such sweet sorrow, Celia.
00:05:02I'm clearly a better liar and a better traitor than I thought I was.
00:05:08Oh, I wish she hadn't got that shield.
00:05:10I would have killed her off.
00:05:11The one thing I've learned about my whole traitor's experience is I'm a fighter.
00:05:16I've got you.
00:05:17Hurry up, you dickhead.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Oh, no, it's a rock.
00:05:21I'm quite good at creating chaos.
00:05:24You're telling me, you've said to Claudia, I'll just be a faithful.
00:05:28It is the final, and we've still got two traitors left.
00:05:32I am a favorite.
00:05:34I am.
00:05:35My game plan is to use my powers of persuasion.
00:05:41You can trust me and not to mess it up.
00:05:44Bring it on.
00:05:45It's been so surreal, so unique.
00:05:48It really is.
00:05:49Wonderful, infuriating.
00:05:51It's been everything.
00:05:52It's been absolutely everything.
00:05:55Come in.
00:05:57Hello.
00:05:58Yes.
00:05:58Hello.
00:05:58Hi, Joe.
00:06:00Did you ever think...
00:06:02What, in general?
00:06:03No.
00:06:03I have thoughts, yes.
00:06:05Let me finish the sentence.
00:06:07Did you ever think you'd be in the final?
00:06:10Not in a million years.
00:06:12None of us did.
00:06:13None of us did.
00:06:14It is good.
00:06:15How cool is it?
00:06:15I never thought I would make it past day one.
00:06:21I'm knackered, but I have a shield.
00:06:23Let alone get to the final.
00:06:26Give it some.
00:06:27Yeah.
00:06:28Don't get up.
00:06:29What do you mean don't get up?
00:06:30It's been a bonkers journey.
00:06:33From the start where I was pretty intimidated by the celebrity names.
00:06:40Didn't know how to really behave around people.
00:06:43I just don't think I'm going to go to the round table.
00:06:45Oh.
00:06:46Being the ringleader of the first Traitor Banishment.
00:06:48I can't get my head to stop thinking about you, Jonathan.
00:06:52I have been all through the game completely faithful.
00:06:55To the Traitors!
00:06:57Yeah!
00:06:59I'd started to change my behaviour a little bit and open up to the group.
00:07:04Miss you, mate.
00:07:06I trust you implicitly.
00:07:08Likewise.
00:07:09Being in the Traitors final is way more stressful than Player of England.
00:07:14Yay!
00:07:15My gut feeling is that Kat and Alan are the Traitors.
00:07:20But actually when it comes down to it, Nick, he's the only one.
00:07:24I'm really, really confident of being a faithful.
00:07:28I can't stop!
00:07:29All bets are off.
00:07:31I want to win it.
00:07:32Just got to work out how.
00:07:35I know, but we should be really proud of ourselves.
00:07:37We should.
00:07:38I am buzzing.
00:07:40Come in, David.
00:07:42Oh, yeah.
00:07:44Surprise, surprise.
00:07:45Surprise, surprise.
00:07:45Hello.
00:07:46I'm completely amazed that I've got this far into the game.
00:08:18Never thought I'd get past the first few banishments or murders.
00:08:20It's a very important thing living this game.
00:08:21Mind your feet.
00:08:22My strategy of trying to look for behaviours hasn't got me anywhere.
00:08:26I think we're all holding back because we've just loved being with each other.
00:08:30This has been an amazing experience with some wonderful people that we've built real friendships here.
00:08:35I just didn't think I'd have so much fun.
00:08:38If you're playing a game, the best case scenario is that you win.
00:08:43But whatever happens, we're leaving the castle as a group of friends.
00:08:46That's just, that's kind of wonderful.
00:08:48I hope whatever the mission is today, we can have as much fun as we have in all of them.
00:08:55Because it's been the best part of the journey.
00:09:07Hi, Claudia.
00:09:08Oh, hello.
00:09:09Hello.
00:09:11It's your final breakfast.
00:09:14I know.
00:09:15How lovely to enjoy breakfast knowing nobody's been murdered.
00:09:18Yes.
00:09:19And the final five.
00:09:21It started with 19 players.
00:09:24And it's you.
00:09:25Well done.
00:09:26You've absolutely smashed it.
00:09:29Tonight, the game will end and your fates will be decided.
00:09:33So, today, question everything and every one.
00:09:39But first, a mission.
00:09:41Yes.
00:09:42And it's a big one.
00:09:43And one more thing.
00:09:44Oh, no.
00:09:45Sorry.
00:09:46I lost my train of thought.
00:09:48Oh, my train!
00:09:51Has she said that wrong?
00:09:54Isn't it trail of thought?
00:09:55No, it's train of thought.
00:09:56I lost my train of thought.
00:09:57Do you think it was trail, Joe?
00:09:59Yes.
00:10:13Oh, no.
00:10:14Bad experience.
00:10:15It feels almost wrong to be talking about who we think's going to get banished.
00:10:20Yeah.
00:10:21Because you can't help but just be reflective on the experience.
00:10:25I just haven't got the energy to work out as a writer.
00:10:27I'm suspicious of you.
00:10:28I'm suspicious of everybody.
00:10:30Everybody.
00:10:30We have to be.
00:10:31Well, it's got to be one of us.
00:10:33Or two of us.
00:10:36Kat got some heat from Nick last night.
00:10:41And obviously, our strategy has to change.
00:10:44Me and Kat just have to stay strong and not slip up.
00:10:51I've been thinking all night how we play this out.
00:10:57Before we enter endgame...
00:10:59There's a banishment.
00:11:00There's a round table.
00:11:01There is a banishment.
00:11:02I mean, look, I voted for Kat, so I think I would vote for Kat in that.
00:11:07Let's assume Kat and Alan are going to go with David,
00:11:10because I think they will.
00:11:12Option one, I could go for David, and then David's gone.
00:11:16But that's almost like a sacrifice in another faithful.
00:11:20The other option to that is, actually, we get round David today
00:11:24to say, this is what we're thinking.
00:11:27We go with getting rid of Kat.
00:11:30There's different scenarios we have.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:33But ultimately, the only way I'm ending the game
00:11:36is if I'm in the final two with you.
00:11:41Ideally, Kat would be banished first.
00:11:43I think Joe might go with me and vote for Kat.
00:11:46But a tiny, tiny bit of me is telling me
00:11:49not to completely, utterly believe that Joe Marlowe is a faithful.
00:11:54Alan, there's a question mark over.
00:11:56Hello.
00:11:57I'm more inclined to say David's a faithful than Alan.
00:12:00I don't know.
00:12:02I think we have to work on the basis that there were three traitors.
00:12:05Mm.
00:12:06So, obviously, we've got Jonathan.
00:12:08Ideally, we would banish the person who we banish,
00:12:11who's the, you know, who takes the man down to four.
00:12:13I hope they're a traitor, but we'll never know.
00:12:15So then there's four of us left.
00:12:18But then it's like, what to do?
00:12:20I forgot about the round table.
00:12:21I know, yeah.
00:12:22Yeah, yeah.
00:12:23It's important you don't forget that, though, Alan.
00:12:25Well, let me know.
00:12:25If I'm not there at the seat at the round table,
00:12:28come and find me in the castle.
00:12:35It's time for the final mission.
00:12:38This is the last chance for the players to add money to the prize pot
00:12:42for the winner's chosen charity.
00:12:44Final mission!
00:12:45Come on!
00:12:54I'm hoping it's like a steam train,
00:12:57cos I won't be happy with, like, you know, the 2.42 from Inverness.
00:13:00I want the full shebang.
00:13:03I'm more certain of you being a faithful than I am.
00:13:05You are of yourself.
00:13:08Don't think you can do that.
00:13:11This is our last chance to get a whole lot of money.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15Traitor, faithful, who cares?
00:13:16Let's just get lots of money, yeah?
00:13:18Absolutely.
00:13:22Oh, my.
00:13:23What's going on here?
00:13:28Oh, that's the train station.
00:13:45Hi.
00:13:46Oh, hello.
00:13:47Hi, Claudia.
00:13:49Hey.
00:13:49Welcome to your final mission.
00:13:52You have had some epic missions, haven't you?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:56That is nothing compared to this.
00:14:00If you are successful today,
00:14:02you will add an extraordinary £20,000 to the prize fund.
00:14:09Wow.
00:14:10So how are you going to do that?
00:14:21I've never seen a steam train before in my life, except on TV, which was fun.
00:14:27Felt like I was transported back in time.
00:14:34That is excellent timing.
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:38Players, this is the Traitor's Express.
00:14:43An express is the right word to use.
00:14:46Because to be successful in today's mission, you are going to have to be fast.
00:14:52Very soon, you are going to board the train.
00:14:56There are five carriages.
00:14:58In the back carriage, there are four locked crates.
00:15:04Each crate contains £5,000 worth of gold.
00:15:09In each carriage, there is a key.
00:15:15Retrieve the key and get to the end.
00:15:19This train stops at the end of the line in exactly 20 minutes.
00:15:26Okay.
00:15:26So you have to find the keys, unlock the crates and get the gold in 20 minutes.
00:15:34In those crates, there's gold.
00:15:36That's lovely.
00:15:37There is also explosives.
00:15:40Oh, my God.
00:15:45When the train stops, get the gold, get off the train and come to me before the crates explode.
00:15:54Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my God.
00:15:55Oh, my gosh, Claudia.
00:15:56Players, are you ready for the most exciting commute of your lives?
00:16:01Yes.
00:16:01Yes.
00:16:01Okay.
00:16:02I have always wanted to say this.
00:16:04All aboard.
00:16:05Okay.
00:16:05Oh, my goodness.
00:16:06Good luck.
00:16:07There's no other options to commute.
00:16:08You're going to be all right, Joe.
00:16:09All right, you go.
00:16:11Oh, oh.
00:16:13Joe, why are you slamming it like that?
00:16:18Listen, I love a steam train, but not when it's packed with explosives.
00:16:23Now, there's me thinking it's going to be like the Orange Express, but actually, it's more like that film Speed.
00:16:32The Murdered.
00:16:33All right, here we go, guys.
00:16:34Here we go.
00:16:34Oh, my God, look at this.
00:16:36So we're looking for a key.
00:16:38So there's portraits.
00:16:39Oh, it's Joe.
00:16:41We saw paintings of all of the players that me and Alan have murdered.
00:16:47Little R.I.P. signs.
00:16:49Why is there a hole in Lucy?
00:16:53So we're looking for a key.
00:16:54Oh, key.
00:16:55You found it?
00:16:55It's in it.
00:16:56So a combination.
00:16:57There must be a code.
00:16:58What's the code length?
00:17:00Five.
00:17:00We could see the key, which had been, you know, padlocked shut with a kind of combination lock.
00:17:05Celia, is it Celia?
00:17:07Do you spell her name?
00:17:08Maybe.
00:17:08Yeah, Celia.
00:17:09Oh, there's no C.
00:17:11Unless it's an anagram of Celia.
00:17:13Hang on.
00:17:14R.I.P.
00:17:15R.I.P.
00:17:15R.I.P.
00:17:16Players, two minutes have gone.
00:17:18How many minutes?
00:17:19Two minutes have gone already.
00:17:21Claudia, don't do this to me, please.
00:17:23It took us forever.
00:17:27Oh, hang on.
00:17:28R.I.P.
00:17:28A.R.O.L.P.
00:17:33Roll.
00:17:33Roll.
00:17:34Roll.
00:17:35It was not a good start for us.
00:17:37We can't fail on the first one.
00:17:39We were just really struggling to work out what the code was.
00:17:42R.I.P.
00:17:43It's three letters.
00:17:45R.
00:17:45Rest in peace.
00:17:47R.
00:17:47Peace.
00:17:48R.I.P.
00:17:49C.I.
00:17:49R.I.P.
00:17:50Peace.
00:17:50Peace.
00:17:51All right.
00:17:52Shut up.
00:17:53No, no, no.
00:17:57Hang on.
00:17:58Look at where the rips are.
00:18:00There were slight rips in the pictures.
00:18:03And I went, oh, R.I.P.
00:18:05R.I.P.
00:18:06R.I.P.
00:18:07Tear.
00:18:08Oh, tear.
00:18:09Tear.
00:18:09How was that tear?
00:18:11Oh, yes.
00:18:12Oh, good.
00:18:13Excellent.
00:18:14He scrabbled at each of the paintings.
00:18:17And behind them were a series of letters.
00:18:19Oh, my God.
00:18:20Of course.
00:18:21Rip.
00:18:22There's an E on that one.
00:18:23D.
00:18:24What's that one?
00:18:25T.
00:18:26Is it death?
00:18:27D-E-A-T-H?
00:18:28Yes, maybe.
00:18:29Yeah, try it.
00:18:29This is an H.
00:18:30That's an A and an H.
00:18:31It's death.
00:18:32It's death.
00:18:33Push it.
00:18:33Pull it.
00:18:33Yes.
00:18:35Put it in your pouch.
00:18:36Put it in my pouch.
00:18:38Put it in your pouch.
00:18:45Put it in your pouch.
00:18:50Guys, we've got to speed up.
00:18:51Okay, look, look, look.
00:18:52Here we go.
00:18:52Tameka.
00:18:53Jonathan.
00:18:54Tameka.
00:18:54Kate Allen.
00:18:55Oh, wow.
00:18:55It's our actual ones.
00:18:58Carriage two.
00:18:59Everyone's spots are actual slates that we'd use at the round tables.
00:19:03Oh, right.
00:19:04Where's the key?
00:19:04Number of votes for the banished.
00:19:05The number of votes for the banished.
00:19:07Oh.
00:19:08Okay.
00:19:08Right.
00:19:09Oh, hang on.
00:19:09Let's count them.
00:19:10Yeah.
00:19:11So, someone pick a name.
00:19:12Tameka.
00:19:13Right.
00:19:13I've got all the Jonathans.
00:19:15It was another combination lock.
00:19:16We had to put in the number of votes for the banished.
00:19:19So, Jonathan, Tameka.
00:19:21You got Mark?
00:19:22Yeah.
00:19:23There's Mark.
00:19:24Oh, God, there's loads here.
00:19:25Quicker, quicker.
00:19:26Yeah, yeah, quicker, quicker.
00:19:27We wasted a lot of time, so it was a race against the clock.
00:19:32One, two, three, four.
00:19:36I was going up and looking high on the racks to make sure we hadn't missed any slates.
00:19:3957, 58, another one for Claire.
00:19:4358.
00:19:43I think it must be 58.
00:19:44Let's just check all the ones we've got.
00:19:45Yeah, I think it must be 58.
00:19:47I've put 058, it's not 58.
00:19:49Okay.
00:19:50You're joking, mate.
00:19:51We tried 58 originally, but it was wrong.
00:19:54The lock wouldn't open.
00:19:55Any more?
00:19:56And we had a recount.
00:19:58Ah, I've got it.
00:19:59Oh.
00:20:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:01Yay!
00:20:01Let's go.
00:20:02Finally, 61 worked.
00:20:04It was such a relief, because we haven't got much time left.
00:20:12Are we ready?
00:20:14No!
00:20:15Oh, my God!
00:20:19Open the door.
00:20:20Nearly lose control of my bowels.
00:20:23Not to Charles!
00:20:25Oh, my God!
00:20:26No way!
00:20:29Okay, quick, find the key.
00:20:32I did not see that coming.
00:20:35We were outside.
00:20:35I could see cows.
00:20:37I could see a river.
00:20:38Where's the key?
00:20:40Hang on, we've got to undo the chain.
00:20:42Right, okay.
00:20:43Where's it tied to?
00:20:44In front of us were two coffins with chains wrapped around them,
00:20:48and we had to get the key that was inside.
00:20:52Where's the start?
00:20:54If Paloma's in here, that's a really good sport.
00:20:56Hang on, I've got it here.
00:20:58Well done, well done.
00:20:59It's all one chain.
00:20:59Yeah, it's all one chain.
00:21:01Unwrap it out that way.
00:21:03We had to unchain these coffins.
00:21:06Well done, though.
00:21:08I say we.
00:21:09Joe Marla mainly unchained the coffins.
00:21:12He was like the strongest man alive.
00:21:14So lift it up?
00:21:15No!
00:21:16No, okay.
00:21:16Undo that bit.
00:21:18I led a little bit here, because I was happy to lose a finger.
00:21:24Are we opening it up?
00:21:26Yeah.
00:21:27Oh, what's it?
00:21:29Well, the things that are for the funeral.
00:21:32Lucy and the Apollo.
00:21:33Right, where's the key?
00:21:35Hang on, we've got to open that one.
00:21:37Open the next coffin, come on.
00:21:39Can we have a time check, please?
00:21:41Six minutes left.
00:21:43Six minutes left!
00:21:45Six minutes left!
00:21:46Six minutes?
00:21:47Hang on.
00:21:47We had wasted so much time in carriage one,
00:21:50and I was thinking we're never going to do this.
00:21:53Pull!
00:21:56See if that opens, pull that one!
00:21:59Do you see if we can get it open?
00:22:01It's a screw, hang on.
00:22:03Come on!
00:22:04Ah!
00:22:05Hang on!
00:22:06Let's go!
00:22:06Let's go!
00:22:07Quick, put it in me bum bag!
00:22:08Put it in me bum bag!
00:22:09Hang on!
00:22:10We ain't got time for you bum bag!
00:22:15What's this?
00:22:16What are we looking for?
00:22:17Just a key.
00:22:18I guess it's just a mad scrabble.
00:22:20What are we doing?
00:22:21Just have a look!
00:22:22All right, shut up.
00:22:23I'm only here.
00:22:24The fourth carriage, there was just sort of like big bowels of coal.
00:22:27We're looking for keys, yeah?
00:22:29We just had to simply dig and try and find that key.
00:22:34Oh, here we go.
00:22:38Ah, Nick!
00:22:39It's not me!
00:22:41What's that?
00:22:41What's that?
00:22:42Ah!
00:22:43Sorry, Jack.
00:22:43Nick, you keep doing it!
00:22:45It's a wind.
00:22:45Ah!
00:22:46Sorry, Jack.
00:22:46Nick!
00:22:47I'm going to hold it up with my head.
00:22:49Players, you've got three minutes left.
00:22:51Three minutes to go, guys.
00:22:53Come on!
00:22:53When we found out we had three minutes left, it was half panic, half adrenaline.
00:22:58We were so close, and then obviously we had the threat of the explosion.
00:23:02We've got to get the money!
00:23:03Yeah, yeah, we need to get the money!
00:23:04Let's go!
00:23:05The clock was ticking.
00:23:07We did think, shall we just go and bank the money with the three keys and forget about the four?
00:23:13Can I get in here?
00:23:14Come on.
00:23:15Nick was determined to find that key.
00:23:17He fully got in the crate.
00:23:19It was like a cat litter.
00:23:20Yeah, go in, go in, go in, go in!
00:23:21He's got it!
00:23:22Let's go!
00:23:22I've got the key!
00:23:23Let's go, the key!
00:23:24Hang on, come on, get it.
00:23:25Finish!
00:23:26Players, one minute left.
00:23:28You're nearing the end of the line.
00:23:30One minute left.
00:23:31Come on!
00:23:32Yeah, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, quick!
00:23:34What numbers are they?
00:23:35Alan, Alan, just give us...
00:23:36What's number?
00:23:36I've got three!
00:23:37It's in my bag!
00:23:38This is number one.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:40Number two.
00:23:43Five thousand, five thousand, five thousand, five thousand.
00:23:45The train is here.
00:23:4820,000 pounds.
00:23:49Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:50At that point, we had less than 30 seconds.
00:23:54It's going to blow!
00:23:55Go, go, go, go, go!
00:23:56It's going to blow!
00:23:57Come to me!
00:23:59Let's go.
00:23:59Come on, come on, come on.
00:24:00Come on!
00:24:01It's going to blow!
00:24:02Get out!
00:24:03It's running out!
00:24:03Come on, come on!
00:24:05It's going to blow!
00:24:06Wait!
00:24:31We did it!
00:24:32We did it!
00:24:40Guys, you did it!
00:24:42Yes!
00:24:43I can't believe it!
00:24:44How did you find it?
00:24:45Amazing.
00:24:46Amazing.
00:24:47It was amazing.
00:24:48You work beautifully as a team.
00:24:50You have added 20,000 pounds to the prize fund.
00:24:54So your total is 87,500 pounds.
00:25:01Congratulations.
00:25:02So what day?
00:25:04Here's the thing.
00:25:05Hasn't really begun.
00:25:07Because up next is your final round table.
00:25:11I will see you at the castle, but congratulations.
00:25:14You just jumped off a train.
00:25:16I know.
00:25:16And then it exploded.
00:25:18I know.
00:25:18Please, get in your ride.
00:25:30What a final mission.
00:25:32To our last round table tonight.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I'd love to know where David's head's at.
00:25:36You find out where David's head's at, and I'll find out where Kat and Eleanor are at.
00:25:42I'm dreading the round table because I think it's going to be intense.
00:25:44I don't know if I'm prepared for how intense it's going to be.
00:25:47But not like the others, because we won't know.
00:25:49Oh, so no one will have their speech to say, guys, you've really got egg on your face.
00:25:54Well, exactly.
00:25:55We won't know.
00:26:04What a mission, eh?
00:26:06That was just crazy.
00:26:07I'm so proud of you, Joe, with those chains.
00:26:10Honestly, you were so good.
00:26:11I know.
00:26:12But you yanked them.
00:26:13I am weirdly quite hungry.
00:26:15Oh, look, dumplings.
00:26:17Well, this reminds me of school dinners.
00:26:20Please, sir, can I have some more?
00:26:23Were you around when Charles Dickens was around?
00:26:28Don't choke.
00:26:34David.
00:26:36Yes?
00:26:37I'm not as loud as you think I am.
00:26:39You are.
00:26:40I love Kat.
00:26:41Last night in the turret, we made a pinky promise.
00:26:44We're going to look after each other,
00:26:46and we're not going to throw each other under the bus.
00:26:49Oh.
00:26:49Hello, Joe Marla.
00:26:51As long as Joe thinks me and Kat are faithfuls,
00:26:54we can get rid of David.
00:26:55We can get rid of Nick.
00:26:58Just stick with Joe, because Joe trusts us.
00:27:01I've just got to hope everything goes to plan.
00:27:06How are you feeling about tonight?
00:27:10I feel clueless.
00:27:12The thing I wonder is whether people who voted for Jonathan early on,
00:27:16that that was part of a camouflage.
00:27:20Well, that would be Joe.
00:27:23Alan would be a complete guess.
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27It's amazing.
00:27:28There's been so little suggestion that Alan...
00:27:30Mm.
00:27:31And it's weird, because then it's like,
00:27:34oh, well, maybe that's a clue, but...
00:27:35I have a question mark over Alan, but I'm going to vote for Kat,
00:27:38because I voted for her yesterday, and there's been a couple of things.
00:27:40I have suspected Kat before.
00:27:42Yeah, certainly.
00:27:42I've come around the houses.
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:45And I've thought about everybody.
00:27:47I have thought about Kat as well.
00:27:49Are you a faithful, David?
00:27:50I promise you I'm a faithful.
00:27:52I always have been.
00:27:56Really?
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:57Promise me.
00:27:58I promise you, absolutely.
00:27:59My presumption is that Kat and probably Alan will vote for me.
00:28:05So, given all other strategies have failed,
00:28:08I think I've got to make an alliance with Nick.
00:28:11If Nick and I vote for Kat,
00:28:13then the deciding vote will be with Joe Marla,
00:28:16which will be revealing one way or another.
00:28:21What we're doing at the round table...
00:28:23I thought we already knew what we were doing.
00:28:25The last time we spoke...
00:28:27David.
00:28:27David.
00:28:28You know, Jonathan's name came up again and again and again,
00:28:32and then when we finally banished him,
00:28:34we were like, why didn't we do this sooner?
00:28:36I know, David's name has come up again and again.
00:28:39There is something, there's something that's making everyone feel suspicious.
00:28:45If we're all in agreement,
00:28:46my maths works this out.
00:28:48It's not three beats two, doesn't it?
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:50Regardless of if...
00:28:51Even if they both ganged up and went with one.
00:28:54Poor old Kat.
00:28:55It's irrelevant.
00:28:56It's irrelevant who David goes for.
00:28:58Yeah, yeah.
00:28:59He could go for me.
00:29:00He could go for you.
00:29:01Let's stick together.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:02My thoughts are still very much that Kat and Alan are the traitors.
00:29:08But I've just formed this pact that we were going to banish David.
00:29:13It's risky, I know, and it could backfire.
00:29:15But I need to keep Alan and Kat on side so they don't see it coming.
00:29:20And then we pull the rug from under their feet.
00:29:23Do you want any chocolate brought out?
00:29:25Oh, yeah, go get me like a little bowl of Maltesers.
00:29:27Okay, fine.
00:29:28Maybe a fizzy.
00:29:29Oh, okay, I'll get a tray as well, shall I?
00:29:31Shall I put my pinny on?
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:33Okay.
00:29:34I know.
00:29:35This is the face.
00:29:36I feel bad for him, but listen, he's not going to change his mind.
00:29:40We have to stay thick as thieves with him.
00:29:43Yeah, it's what we're doing.
00:29:44David first.
00:29:44David first.
00:29:45Then me.
00:29:46Don't throw me under the bus.
00:29:47I'm not throwing you under the bus.
00:29:48Pinky promise, we said in the turret.
00:29:49We're winning it together.
00:29:50Yeah, please.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:51I'll be so disappointed in you.
00:29:53I don't think Joe is changing his mind.
00:29:55If it goes to plan, we're laughing.
00:29:57Exactly.
00:29:58The end is in sight.
00:30:00Joe seems like he's on board with voting for David.
00:30:03The ideal scenario, we banish David, then banish Nick, then end the game.
00:30:08Me and Alan, we've done so much together.
00:30:10It could be a traitor's win as long as neither of us slip up.
00:30:17Are you, are you?
00:30:19Coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say who murdered three.
00:30:28Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met at midnight in the hanging tree.
00:30:38Nineteen celebrities arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game and now we're down to just five.
00:30:48Three faithful and two traitors.
00:30:50They're about to enter the round table for the last time, and after this banishment, we will have our final
00:30:58four.
00:31:02Going into the final round table, my only kind of real hope is Nick does what he's told me he's
00:31:09going to do, which is to vote for Kat.
00:31:11I've not been very good at convincing myself someone's a faithful and making a pact with them, and I may
00:31:17well be a lamb to the slaughter who's been hoodwinked by better players.
00:31:22I'm so nervous for this round table. I think it's going to be really intense. Nick might vote for me
00:31:27again, but I'm ready to fight for this.
00:31:29I've got my plan. I'm hoping that I've done enough to get David out.
00:31:35Going into this final round table, we've got to get them traitors, so the faithful really do need to rally
00:31:40together now.
00:31:41I've got a plan. Yeah, I've got to hope and pray that I'm right.
00:31:45If it goes the way I'm hoping it does, then I get the deciding vote.
00:31:51I've got to make a decision on whether to vote David or Kat. I don't know. I don't know.
00:31:59We're at the final round table. We've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning.
00:32:06But I hate being this cocky. I've just got to be so careful.
00:32:27Players, this is it. The final round table. It takes real skill and resilience to make it this far. So
00:32:37to each and every one of you, well done.
00:32:41The final prize fund then. It stands at a staggering £87,500.
00:32:52Before this night ends, one or more of you will be taking that money home to your chosen charity.
00:33:01You will also leave with all of the glory.
00:33:04Remember, if only faithful remain, they share the pot. But if there is still a traitor here, they take it
00:33:14all.
00:33:16A reminder, the banished player will no longer reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful.
00:33:23So from now on, you are relying only on gut instinct. So I ask you this, and I really mean
00:33:34it.
00:33:34Who can you trust? Who is on your side? Players, for the final time then, the floor is yours.
00:33:52I feel like we're a little family and this is really hard. I know. But, no. We've got to do
00:34:01this.
00:34:01Yeah. Yeah. Do we think there's one or two traitors left? What do we think? I think two.
00:34:07I think it's definitely two. So, look, there are so few things anyone can say with certainty.
00:34:13But, um, Alan, um, you know, I think I realise that I've often felt, especially going to breakfast,
00:34:19like, terrified and then this sheer sense of relief. And what I often didn't get a sense from you
00:34:24was the sense of relief that you'd survived, maybe? And maybe that's possibly arguably true of you, Kat,
00:34:30sometimes that there was never this sort of, yeah. Like a relief. That sense of relief.
00:34:35Like, we've all had, like, we're relieved. Oh, because I'm, I'm, I go straight into who's here.
00:34:40Who's left. Yeah. I'm, I'm in there and I'm already counting before I've seen what I'm going to have for
00:34:46breakfast.
00:34:47I'm like, yeah. Oh, yeah. Just with you, Alan, you know what I'm going to bring up.
00:34:54I forgot I had a shield. You forgot you had a shield and that just, I was like,
00:34:59why has he forgotten he's had a shield? Well, you didn't say you've got a shield.
00:35:03You said, you'll sleep well tonight. And I went, what? And he went, you've got a shield.
00:35:12And I went, yes, I've got a shield. You didn't say, have you got a shield? And I went, no.
00:35:17I'm, I don't know what you mean. You said, you've got a shield. And I went, no.
00:35:21I just didn't know what you were saying.
00:35:25Joe, as I'm someone who, you know, raised your name, um, several round tables ago, I found you incredibly difficult
00:35:32to read.
00:35:33Other people have had the same thing you have in a, in a castle full of comedians.
00:35:37You've got some of the most amazing comic timing, a fantastic sort of deadpan style.
00:35:42And that would make a great traitor. Somebody who's really, really difficult to read.
00:35:48You've been somebody who has been energetic in mentioning names and building narratives.
00:35:54Now, the faithful argument is, you've played the game well. That is what you're supposed to do.
00:36:01But the other argument is, is that that's also a good strategy, if you were a traitor, to start building
00:36:07momentum against individuals.
00:36:12I think the traitors have probably kept me in the game because so many people have gone, he's quite hard
00:36:18to read, isn't he?
00:36:19Yes, at the start I was very guarded, maybe harder to read. The closer I've got in and the more
00:36:24I've got to know you, the more comfortable I've got with you guys.
00:36:28That's why I think the traitors have kept me around, because they're like, oh, he's a spanner in the works.
00:36:35But could we say that your softening of your image could be like a traitor, you know?
00:36:41You could be showing different sides of yourself as we get closer to all that money, you know?
00:36:46Yeah, definitely.
00:36:47And I'd say with you, you're on the same level as Jonathan for going around whispering names.
00:36:53Yeah. And I remember when Claire was vanished, you were straight down there next to me, down by that fire
00:36:58pit, and you said, Mark.
00:36:59Yeah, I was adamant about Mark.
00:37:01Claire wasn't even cold in the ground, you went, Mark.
00:37:03I think that's unfair, actually, because that was the one where Mark had slammed his hand and the thing, and
00:37:09I'd already had suspicions of him.
00:37:10And then I was like, it's him. I've solved it.
00:37:12Yeah.
00:37:16Obviously, I voted for you last night, Kat.
00:37:19There was a thought that, well, maybe you and Lucy were quite close.
00:37:23Mm-hm.
00:37:24And I wondered whether that was kind of a good move, because it meant that you could kind of be
00:37:29quite, seem to be quite close to a faithful.
00:37:32The only other thing, and the idea that in the Wailing Banshee round, that we had kept the fact that
00:37:38you had got the shield hidden from the other team.
00:37:42And obviously, as a result, we were kind of, we thought, oh, well, maybe we'll all be protected.
00:37:46I wonder maybe if that was a brilliant double bluff.
00:37:50In terms of a balance of traitors and those voices in the mix, knowing that Jonathan was a traitor, I
00:37:55do feel that you'd be a really good, you know, team player with Jonathan.
00:37:59And, you know, the idea of you as a duo, and I think it's a trio, obviously, but as a
00:38:03duo, that feels like a...
00:38:05For the range of personalities, you would imagine that that's what would work best as a team of traitors.
00:38:12For me, it's just a small suspicion.
00:38:16I feel like we've gotten really well. We have.
00:38:18And it's been great.
00:38:20The one small con I've got for you is that you've been really quiet all the way through.
00:38:25Mm-hm.
00:38:26I thought, well, maybe that's why.
00:38:30Yeah.
00:38:31I think throughout, I've always found the round table just a lot of different voices and, like,
00:38:40struggling to know when to put my thought in and then not sure, like, what I'd be adding.
00:38:47Because, you know, when I was voting for Stephen, it was...
00:38:50It was more of a gut thing of just like...
00:38:53So kind of just going, I'm going to vote for you, Stephen, because it's my gut, isn't really sort of
00:38:59furthering conversations.
00:39:01With the forest situation, yeah. The banishes, yeah.
00:39:03I genuinely just thought that that would be a good way to sort of kind of shield us all.
00:39:10Yeah, it did, didn't it?
00:39:11Yeah, I just thought it would be a good way to shield us all. It wasn't a double bluff.
00:39:16And I was really close to Lucy. Just both faithfuls.
00:39:23The reason you gave about Kat is probably the reason why I have suspicions about you, Dave,
00:39:28because I just think, you know, Jonathan Ross is so out there, audacious, gift of the gab.
00:39:33You have got the gift of the gab, but you do it in such a, you know, a...
00:39:37You know... Poised. What?
00:39:40Poised. Poised, yeah. And cerebral and measured, yes.
00:39:44So, yeah, I mean, then I was thinking one minute you had five votes
00:39:47and the next round table you didn't.
00:39:49And, I mean, I know we don't understand why that happened,
00:39:52but, you know, if there are free traitors, you could have got a traitor to go in every room and
00:39:56go,
00:39:56Why are you voting for David? That's a wasted vote, you know?
00:39:59Let's face it, we are a bit sheep-like, you know?
00:40:03And I know, I know, I know, and you must be sick to the back teeth of being accused,
00:40:06but a bit like Jonathan, your name keeps coming up.
00:40:12The point about me being voted in the tiebreak,
00:40:16I think what happened that night was that Joe Wilkinson was so convinced
00:40:20that he convinced others... Yeah.
00:40:22..the reason why it dissipated? I don't know.
00:40:26I mean, I presume it was in the interests of the traitors to dissipate it.
00:40:30But I was convinced by the fact that Joe Wilkinson was murdered,
00:40:34that that was the traitor's attempt to put more pressure on me.
00:40:38And I think they presumed that I'd come up.
00:40:41I think Jonathan voted for me twice in the next round table, which was...
00:40:45I just want to pick up on that.
00:40:48Jonathan voting for you when the writing was sort of on the wall for Jonathan.
00:40:53It was like, was that him signalling, like, look at David next?
00:41:00I think Jonathan voted for me for the same reason that we've been talking about me,
00:41:03because there were so many votes the previous day.
00:41:05If there was any chance of him not being voted out,
00:41:08it was in the hope that I'd get as many votes.
00:41:11We might have another tiebreak or something like that.
00:41:19Players, the time for talk is over.
00:41:21Please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor.
00:41:26We'll see you later.
00:41:28We'll see you later.
00:41:39We'll see you later.
00:41:57Kat, we're going to start with you.
00:42:00Who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:42:09I've gone for yourself, David.
00:42:11I'm so sorry.
00:42:12I really, really hope I'm fine.
00:42:18David.
00:42:20Well, again, belief is too strong, but I would turn the faith against me.
00:42:27Nick.
00:42:30I voted for the coolest person out of all 19 of us.
00:42:33Kat.
00:42:37Alan.
00:42:41It's not the first time I voted for you,
00:42:43but David, I still think you're a traitor.
00:42:45I'm sorry.
00:42:48So, a vote count, two for Kat, two for David.
00:42:54So it all comes down to Joe's vote.
00:43:02Joe, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
00:43:20I'm sorry, Kat.
00:43:24But I've changed my mind.
00:43:28I hope I'm right.
00:43:45Kat, you have received the most votes and you are banished from the castle.
00:43:50You have been amazing.
00:43:53What a game you've had.
00:43:55Please, leave the castle.
00:43:57If we survive.
00:44:03I wouldn't change a thing.
00:44:05I think I played it the best way I could.
00:44:08It's been amazing.
00:44:10Got to the final.
00:44:11So I'm proud of myself for keeping up alive for this long.
00:44:16I am gutted.
00:44:18David's argument persuaded Joe to go towards me,
00:44:21but he made the right decision.
00:44:23I am a traitor.
00:44:25I had the most fun ever and I hope Alan goes and wins it for us both.
00:44:37Kat is the last player to be banished from the round table.
00:44:41Was she a faithful?
00:44:44Was she a traitor?
00:44:46The answer to that you will only discover when this is all over.
00:44:52Players, think very carefully about your next move.
00:44:57The next time I see you will be at the end game
00:45:01and only then will all your fates be decided.
00:45:07You are the final four.
00:45:16I believe Kat was a traitor, I do believe.
00:45:19So do I.
00:45:20She just wasn't even on my radar, but...
00:45:24What just happened?
00:45:26Why did Joe go rogue?
00:45:29I don't know what he was thinking of
00:45:31and that has really thrown a spanner in the works.
00:45:33I do feel vulnerable, you know?
00:45:36I thought I'd have Kat by my side.
00:45:38We just work so well together.
00:45:41But now I'm on my own, that is terrifying.
00:45:47It feels a bit of a hollow victory, doesn't it?
00:45:50Oh, no.
00:45:51I mean, we never know.
00:45:52We never know.
00:45:53Well played.
00:45:55None of this feels good though, does it?
00:45:57Even if you go with, it's just a game.
00:46:00We have all still made bonds.
00:46:03Oh, God, there's not many goblets.
00:46:06It's going to take just two votes, haven't we?
00:46:09It's Alan.
00:46:10Really?
00:46:11Yeah.
00:46:14Alan is the remaining traitor.
00:46:16We've got to get rid of Alan.
00:46:18That's easier said than done
00:46:19because I just can't work out
00:46:22whether Nick managed to convince David to vote Alan.
00:46:27I did not enjoy that.
00:46:29I know it's a game, but it bloody makes me feel...
00:46:32Sick.
00:46:33Sick.
00:46:33At this point, it does.
00:46:35Have a good mind to close down Car's Bar
00:46:36and move abroad.
00:46:40I feel for Kat.
00:46:42If she's a traitor, wow, what a game.
00:46:45Oh, what a game.
00:46:46Well, the other thing was,
00:46:48she seemed to really relax in the last day or two.
00:46:52Joe's parting words to Kat were,
00:46:55I'm sorry.
00:46:56That was the first thing he said.
00:46:57I'm pretty convinced she was a traitor.
00:47:00So there is sadly something that's really making me question
00:47:03whether Joe has just played an absolutely brilliant game.
00:47:07But then, could it be Alan?
00:47:09Maybe.
00:47:10I think I just have to go with my instincts now.
00:47:14Cheers to Kat.
00:47:15And the final four.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:17To the final four.
00:47:18And being in the final four.
00:47:19Yeah.
00:47:20Cheers.
00:47:24So Traitor Kat has been banished at the final round table.
00:47:30But of course, the faithful don't know that yet.
00:47:33The question is, can they do it again?
00:47:37The end game is in sight.
00:47:40Alan has remained undetected throughout the game.
00:47:43So, will the faithful unite?
00:47:46Or will Alan take it all?
00:47:50The final four.
00:47:54The final four.
00:47:54Did you ever think you'd be here in the final four?
00:47:57Oh, no.
00:47:58I've surprised myself getting this far, yeah.
00:48:00My wife and kids.
00:48:01I don't think they're going to believe me when I tell them I have made the final.
00:48:05I'm just so grateful I got the chance to play this game.
00:48:09What's your plan now?
00:48:10My one true Hundy faithful is Nick.
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:14I've got to get rid of Alan because there's just something that tells me he's a traitor.
00:48:20They carry on my wayward son.
00:48:25How do you feel about being the last remaining traitor?
00:48:28Oh, God.
00:48:29Did you see my face as Kat?
00:48:31I was like, Kat, don't leave me here.
00:48:33Because I thought, wow, you know, me and Kat were just going to vote them all off.
00:48:37So, I don't know.
00:48:37I'm a loose cannon now.
00:48:39I'm like a rudderless ship.
00:48:40So, what are you going to do?
00:48:43I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:48:45I've put everything on the line.
00:48:47I can't trust Joe now.
00:48:49I don't know who to trust.
00:48:54What have you learned about yourself?
00:48:56I mean, there is an image of what historians are like.
00:48:59It's a bit more serious and grown up than I actually am.
00:49:04Who do you trust the most?
00:49:06I don't think I trust anybody.
00:49:09I think my strategy has got to, in some ways, go in reverse.
00:49:13Not who do I most trust, but who do I most distrust.
00:49:17Carry on my wayward song.
00:49:21You're going into the endgame.
00:49:23I am.
00:49:23How are you feeling?
00:49:24It's a mixture of nerves and excitement.
00:49:26Because I'm nervous that I might have got it wrong again.
00:49:29Because of the way Joe voted just now.
00:49:32And said I'm sorry.
00:49:34There's a tiny part of me that's going into Endgame thinking he's a traitor.
00:49:38I have a question mark over Alan.
00:49:40I do trust people quite quickly and my judgement's not always right on that.
00:49:52And said I'm sorry.
00:49:53No more.
00:49:53No more.
00:49:55No more.
00:49:57No more.
00:49:58No more.
00:49:58No more.
00:50:02No more.
00:50:04Don't you cry no more.
00:50:07Players, this is it, the final showdown.
00:50:13You are now fully in control of this game
00:50:17and only you decide when it ends.
00:50:22Are you all faithful or are there still traitors among you?
00:50:29The answer to that question is incredibly important
00:50:34because it could be worth £87,500.
00:50:42If you are all faithful and you decide to end the game,
00:50:47that money will be split equally for your four chosen charities.
00:50:54But if there are any traitors still here, they take it all.
00:51:03In front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches.
00:51:10One is labelled banish again, the other is labelled endgame.
00:51:17If you believe there are still traitors in your midst,
00:51:23then choose banish again.
00:51:26If you believe you are all faithful, then choose endgame.
00:51:33Players, there will be no discussion.
00:51:36And let me say, if just one of you chooses to banish again,
00:51:41all four of you will vote a player out.
00:51:47This game only ends
00:51:49when those that are here decide to end the game
00:51:54or if there are two players left.
00:52:01Players, please choose your pouches.
00:52:31Thank you, Jacob.
00:52:36It is time to find out what you'd like to do.
00:52:40Banish again or end the game.
00:52:45I will now throw your pouches into the fire
00:52:48and that will reveal your answers.
00:52:51Alan, we will start with you.
00:52:54Let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:53:02You have chosen to banish again.
00:53:05Why?
00:53:07I've still got a little bit of unfinished business.
00:53:10This is to do with Joe.
00:53:12Earlier today, me, Kat and him were outside
00:53:15and he said, let's vote for David, all three of us.
00:53:19And that's what we said we'd do.
00:53:21And yet round the round table, he goes for Kat.
00:53:23And it just made me very suspicious.
00:53:29Joe, let's see what you've chosen to do.
00:53:35You have chosen to banish again.
00:53:38Why?
00:53:38I believe there is at least one traitor still in the game.
00:53:46David, let's see what you've chosen to do.
00:53:53You have chosen to banish again.
00:53:55Why?
00:53:56Because I'm convinced there is at least one traitor
00:53:59still in the game around this table this evening.
00:54:05And finally, Nick, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:54:14You have chosen to banish again.
00:54:17Why?
00:54:18Like David, I also believe that there is one traitor still here.
00:54:28As you have decided all to banish again, we will go to a vote.
00:54:34Please write down the name of the person you believe is a traitor.
00:54:58Alan, who do you believe should be banished and why?
00:55:05I think it's Joe.
00:55:09He's just been acting so suspiciously the last few days
00:55:13and I've put two and two together and I think he's a traitor.
00:55:20Joe.
00:55:22I was convinced that Nick and David were faithfuls.
00:55:27So that left one.
00:55:28I've gone for Alan.
00:55:39I believe Joe is a traitor.
00:55:47And that's because on the night I tried to raise the idea that Joe was a traitor,
00:55:52I came very close to being banished myself.
00:55:55And when I think about who voted for me, that makes me even more suspicious.
00:56:02And for the final vote, Nick.
00:56:22Joe.
00:56:23Joe.
00:56:26Honestly, and I mean this, you're the person I have got to know the most here.
00:56:32And I adore you.
00:56:35And honestly, I didn't believe it.
00:56:37But you voting for Kat was what sealed it.
00:56:43But I love you.
00:56:58Joe, you have been amazing.
00:57:01You have had a brilliant game.
00:57:03But you have received the most votes.
00:57:06You are banished.
00:57:07Please leave the castle.
00:57:12Oh, I read it so wrong.
00:57:17It hurts.
00:57:19It hurts to be stabbed in the back last minute like that.
00:57:23Not even an inkling.
00:57:27Got it.
00:57:34So, Joe has been banished.
00:57:37Only three of you remain.
00:57:40But are you all faithful?
00:57:42Or is a traitor still here?
00:57:46PHONE RINGS
00:57:48Once again, you can now end things right here, right now.
00:57:52Or you can banish once more.
00:57:58This is your last chance to banish someone,
00:58:01because the game automatically ends when there are just two of you.
00:58:07Players, please select your pouches.
00:58:39PHONE RINGS
00:58:50Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:58:54End the game or banish again.
00:59:03Alan, you have chosen to end the game.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:06Why?
00:59:07I just don't get any traitor vibes from these two at all.
00:59:12David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
00:59:23You've chosen to end the game.
00:59:25Why?
00:59:27Because I've never believed Alan was a traitor.
00:59:30I had suspicions about Nick, but the way he's just spoken about Joe means those suspicions evaporated.
00:59:37And I may be wrong, may not happen, but I did love the idea of the three of us all
00:59:42being faithful and ending the game together.
00:59:49Nick, this is the last pouch.
00:59:51If it burns green, we end the game right now.
00:59:56If the fire burns red, we banish again.
01:00:15You have chosen to end the game.
01:00:17Why?
01:00:18Well, the prize pot doesn't technically divide by three, but I genuinely believe both of you are faithful and I
01:00:28think we did it.
01:00:28I think we got Kat and Joe right at the last second.
01:00:36So the three of you have chosen to end the game.
01:00:41If you are all faithful, you will split the prize pot between your chosen charities.
01:00:47If there is a traitor here, though, they take it all.
01:00:53A reminder, the prize fund is currently £87,500.
01:01:02We are now going to finally discover who you truly are.
01:01:19David, will you now please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
01:01:26I am and have always been a faithful.
01:01:44I am and always have been a faithful.
01:01:53I am and always have been a faithful.
01:02:12I am and have always been a traitor.
01:02:28A traitor.
01:02:30Oh, fuck.
01:02:37I am so sorry.
01:02:40It's been tearing me apart.
01:02:42I am so sorry.
01:02:45You did brilliantly.
01:02:49It's a game and you played it brilliantly.
01:02:53You played it brilliantly, Alan.
01:02:56Well done.
01:02:57You did brilliantly.
01:02:58You did brilliantly.
01:02:58It's all right.
01:02:59You did absolutely brilliant.
01:03:01It was amazing.
01:03:02You're tearing me apart.
01:03:03I bet it has.
01:03:03I bet it has.
01:03:04It's such a great day.
01:03:05You've done it brilliantly.
01:03:06You've done brilliantly and you've won.
01:03:07It was a package.
01:03:08No.
01:03:09Don't be stupid.
01:03:09Think about the charity.
01:03:10It's amazing.
01:03:11I know.
01:03:11I know.
01:03:12No.
01:03:12Come on.
01:03:13Alan, you have won the game.
01:03:17Congratulations.
01:03:19You have been absolutely outstanding.
01:03:24Faithful.
01:03:25Well done.
01:03:26You made it this far.
01:03:28Is there anything you would like to say?
01:03:31I just want to say well done.
01:03:33You played the game brilliantly.
01:03:34It breaks my heart to see how that burden has weighed on you and I couldn't do it.
01:03:39So I admire you for doing it so brilliantly.
01:03:43I almost can't believe that it was Alan and I thought it was almost everybody else.
01:03:50What we saw is that that burden was really heavy for him because that's not who Alan is.
01:03:55He's just a beautiful human being.
01:03:58I mean, well played.
01:03:58I mean, that was just brilliant.
01:04:01Go on, Alan.
01:04:02Tell them who the others were.
01:04:04Okay.
01:04:05Jonathan.
01:04:05Jonathan.
01:04:06And Kat.
01:04:07Kat.
01:04:08Oh.
01:04:09Oh, Joe.
01:04:11Not Joe.
01:04:12No.
01:04:12Not Joe.
01:04:13Wow.
01:04:13Oh, God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:19Utterly, utterly shocked.
01:04:21Joe was right.
01:04:22And I was wrong about Joe.
01:04:25Ah.
01:04:27Alan Carr.
01:04:29Wow.
01:04:30He played an absolute blinder.
01:04:32Nick and David, you have both been utterly phenomenal.
01:04:35But now is the time, I'm afraid, to leave the castle.
01:04:39Okay.
01:04:40Bye-bye.
01:04:40Well done, Alan.
01:04:42Well done.
01:04:42Off you go.
01:04:44Oh, my God.
01:04:46Joe.
01:04:48Come, come here.
01:04:49Come here.
01:04:49Oh, when he went faithfuls together.
01:04:51I was like, don't say that.
01:05:21Oh, God.
01:05:22You did it.
01:05:24You did it.
01:05:25You did it, Alan.
01:05:28Oh.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:30Oh.
01:05:32What a roller coaster.
01:05:34How did this happen?
01:05:36I was awful at lying.
01:05:37I had no poker face.
01:05:39And here I am, the winner.
01:05:41Come on, darling.
01:05:42There you go.
01:05:43Maybe I do exaggerate a showbiz story now and again.
01:05:47But to just lie so bluntly to people's faces, it was tough.
01:05:56I don't know whether I want to know.
01:05:58I have been and have always been since the start a traitor.
01:06:06You...
01:06:08I am not saying the words I want to say.
01:06:11That was amazing.
01:06:13Oh, no.
01:06:15Oh.
01:06:17Joe.
01:06:19Joe.
01:06:20Joe.
01:06:20Joe.
01:06:21I suggest you two have your drinks on the top set.
01:06:24I thought I was being played, Joe.
01:06:26I am so sorry.
01:06:29I'm so sorry.
01:06:30Bye, mate.
01:06:31I love you too, mate.
01:06:33It's been unbelievable.
01:06:34Well done.
01:06:35Well done.
01:06:36Well done.
01:06:37You played an absolute blinder.
01:06:40Oh, my God.
01:06:41Cat, you went undetected for so long.
01:06:43Come on.
01:06:44Oh, wow.
01:06:45I've got people who want to see you.
01:06:48Oh.
01:06:49Is that Alan?
01:06:50Yes.
01:06:51Or is it any cup?
01:06:52The winner!
01:06:53Yay!
01:06:57Yay!
01:06:58Come on.
01:06:59Come be with your friends.
01:07:01Oh.
01:07:01I love you.
01:07:02You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:07:04I'm an awful human being.
01:07:06You are not.
01:07:07To Alan.
01:07:08To Alan.
01:07:08To Alan.
01:07:08To Alan.
01:07:08The winner.
01:07:09You did it.
01:07:10Come on, Tommy.
01:07:11Oh, Alan.
01:07:13Congratulations to our winner.
01:07:17Yes!
01:07:21Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:22Yes!
01:07:24Oh, wow.
01:07:25To Alan Carr.
01:07:26To Alan Carr.
01:07:27To Alan Carr.
01:07:28To me.
01:07:28To me, the most hated man in Britain.
01:07:31No!
01:07:33Say it one last time for me, darling.
01:07:35What?
01:07:35Parting.
01:07:36Parting is such sweet sorrow.
01:07:38You've got something on your face, Claudia.
01:07:46He did it!
01:07:47Our winner, Alan, Claudia, the finalist, and our all-star cast are chatting to me now on BBC
01:07:522 for the Celebrity Traitors Uncloaked The Grand Finale.
01:07:55And if you're getting withdrawal symptoms, the new celebrity race across the world is
01:07:58now on iPlayer.
01:08:00Plus, the Traitors Series 4 is back soon.
01:08:02Stay tuned for a taster, then join me on 2.
01:08:043.
01:08:41Once I loved, and it was again
01:08:51Soon turned out, I don't want a blast
01:09:04I don't want a blast
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