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00:31Okay, it's doggy time, baby, let's flip it.
00:34It's okay, Doc.
00:36You can watch.
00:37There's a lot to admire here.
00:39Okay, baby, put it back in.
00:41You want it more?
00:42Yeah?
00:43You want it back?
00:43So bad.
00:44I'll put it back in.
00:47You know, I've always been more of like a grower than a shower.
00:51This is, this is ridiculous.
00:54You really should be more careful.
00:56Yeah, why?
00:57We got some booty juice on the loose.
00:59No, clearly you weren't listening at the presentation.
01:02Deeper daddy.
01:03The serum is alive, living in your bloodstream.
01:06Your bodily fluids.
01:08Its pathogenic properties are what made it so effective.
01:11Pathogen?
01:12Like a virus?
01:13Yes.
01:13That's exactly right.
01:15Precisely.
01:16Hey!
01:16Do not kill my bipolar.
01:19Look, all I'm saying is that we don't exactly know how such strong viral characteristics
01:23will behave within such a short-term incubation window.
01:25Are we talking like the goddamn flu or something?
01:29I'm saying there are unknowns.
01:32There were no necessary trials, no study of transmission routes.
01:35Those usually take months, years, and you were impatient.
01:38It sounds like some lab going, where we weren't...
01:42Bulls...
01:44Shit!
01:44Ugh!
01:46Ugh!
01:47Ugh!
01:49Ugh!
01:58Ugh!
02:15Ugh!
02:16Ugh!
02:17Ugh!
02:17Ugh!
02:18Ugh!
02:19You ran out to the floor just because you walked in here,
02:19You have to go, you have to jump down.
02:22Hello. It's nice to meet you.
02:27Let me tell you about the greatest drug you ever could imagine.
02:32You know, fuck it. Let me show you the greatest drug you could ever imagine.
03:13Are you okay in there?
03:14Yes. I'll be right out.
03:20I have to tell you, not killing me is the best decision you ever made.
03:25I have uses for your talents.
03:28But you keep fucking with my head. I will change my mind.
03:32Clinical realities require difficult conversations.
03:35Well, isn't that a ballsy approach for a man in your position?
03:40I was trying to help. After your dosage, a period of observation was supposed to occur.
03:45Adjustments would have been made accordingly.
03:46Needless to say, you didn't seem that interested in much follow-up.
03:50Follow-up. Now, follow-up. For what?
03:54Side effects. Anomalies. Contagiousness was near the top of my concerns.
03:59And I'm guessing that's not good for you, is it?
04:03What's that?
04:04Honestly, my guess is you killed your friends.
04:07Oh, they weren't my friends.
04:12Billionaires. We don't need friends.
04:15We have staff. And yacht buddies. Apps. Stewardess.
04:20You killed your friends that no one will miss because you recognize this.
04:23The bio-identical serum has huge pharmaceutical potential.
04:27And I'm alive to help you make the biggest anti-aging drug in the history of mankind.
04:31A modern-day and extremely lucrative fountain of youth.
04:36What did I just fucking tell you about playing fucking games with me?
04:39I assure you, this is no game.
04:43You think you're brilliant.
04:44And everyone around you tells you this every moment of every day.
04:48I won't do that.
04:50You are a caveman playing with fire now, and fire burns.
04:56Oh, fucking gosh.
04:59So what, every time I just sneeze, this shit's just gonna scatter everywhere?
05:03Not that kind of contagious.
05:06You're familiar with HIV, I assume.
05:12This guy.
05:13More anomalies may appear, and adjustments can still be made.
05:17Let me draw a vial and begin to get new data sets this week.
05:20I'm sorry, have I given you the impression that we have some sort of trust thing going on here?
05:27I'm more than just an item of luxury. I'm necessary.
05:30Together, we have unleashed something new.
05:33I gave birth to the life that courses through your veins.
05:36Let me continue to be its caretaker.
05:39And by extension, you as well.
05:45What about her?
05:48So she's infected.
05:51Or is she just gonna change like I did?
05:56And...
05:57Likely becomes contagious herself.
06:00Starts to become a version of a street drug.
06:02If she copulates with someone else.
06:06Caps your market value on the low side.
06:37As melpler did.
06:38It
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10:57Byron, I know you can hear me.
10:59What kind of a joke is that?
11:00That's so stupid.
11:01That's a bullshit.
11:02A joke.
11:03The only joke here is that someone as good looking as me could still be married to you.
11:10Get out.
11:11Get out!
11:12That's exactly what you said to me.
11:40That's exactly what you said to me on our honeymoon.
11:42How did you say to have it to have it be the only thing left to have it be the
11:43only thing left of the old me, my beloved third nipple, Archibald.
11:50How did this happen, you asked?
11:51I told you I was on to something great, and you mocked me.
11:58But that's okay, because when you look this good, you don't hold grudges anymore.
12:04so with my snazzy new outlook I will make you a one-time offer I'll venture
12:13into that deli counter you've got in your pants and give you the gift of
12:18mental and physical transformation via my hot magic look magic what my G's I
12:29don't know how you did this but am I surprised truly no you want to amaze me
12:37right like you wanted me to gasp at your electric car at the spaceship to Venus
12:43and Mars and the peps died in Africa and a new robotic whatever I am NOT now nor
12:51have I ever been impressed with you so what now you look like a slightly aging
12:57Bruce Weber model and I say go fuck yourself I am NOT clapping for you you
13:04exhaust me you're the same dumpster with a fresh coat of paint you clown boy okay
13:11well your garbage jeans produced two garbage children and somebody's gonna
13:21have to hold their hands for the next 50 years and it ain't gonna be me
13:25blah blah blah right oh can you imagine the mind fuck that the rest of the world's gonna have
13:36the physicality of a professional athlete the blood work of a 25 year old a single shot
13:45one-size-fits-all cure-all for everything you're a fucking vampire a Nosferatu yes and you think
13:56you can stroll back into society without anybody noticing mmm no no that's the point I'm the world's
14:06greatest goddamn advertisement for the hottest new super drug that makes you
14:11effortlessly beautiful perfect even for eternity
14:18you don't have to die you don't have to exercise well the FDA might have something to say about that
14:25yeah the FDA
14:30please useless they're meaningless now they have a phantom agency once the public gets a whiff of this and they
14:43they see what's possible you think some red tape milk or stuffy senator on stroke medication is gonna get in
14:52the way of this
14:52Eli Lynn
14:54no nova notice nobody's gonna give a shit about that kind of small potatoes
15:02trillions not billions trillions this is rapid refinement followed by mass production aggressively priced but low enough to feel attainable
15:14by everyone
15:18there are gonna be so many maxed out credit cards and empty college funds when this shit hits the market
15:26I leave some room in my schedule to visit you and your friends at the Hague
15:32no no my blood and mine alone is the liquid gold here
15:43let's just say we worked out an exclusive arrangement a bulletproof one
15:50lack of real talent was always your biggest insecurity a monster who's just simply a shiny salesman in a metaphorical
16:03cheap suit
16:04let me tell you something and I hope you listen to me very carefully your mother is the only person
16:11that will ever remember you and that's because the pain you caused her
16:14when you were born that's how insignificant you are because of the sheer lack of capability as a human
16:22to contribute to society this ploy of yours it doesn't make you immortal it doesn't save us it ends us
16:32you're sad to turn down the chance to be Eve to my Adam create a whole new race a whole
16:44new world
16:46you're mad
16:48I'm mad I didn't kill you years ago and that's true babe
16:55I'm not gonna be part of any of this but I might warn the world about what you're up to
17:04wearing the most delightful Christian lacroix from the 1988 collection
17:13that is beauty
17:25how much longer moments we have shocked and amplified the tissue sample to replicate the
17:31lifespan of that the what well i don't see much point in calling the beauty anything other than
17:36what it really is a fully formed mutating self-replicating virus
17:45whoa whoa
17:54what the fuck was that the end of the beauty's lifespan our latest data indicates that roughly 855 days
18:02after dosage infection with the beauty a type of catastrophic reaction occurs
18:10that looked like a fucking explosion
18:14ignition ketosis we call it
18:20you microscope humpy motherfucker you think you're so clever don't you i told you there could be
18:25anomalies
18:26anomalies sexual transmission is an anomaly that is our fucking bio weapon it doesn't have to be
18:34how am i supposed to sell this what about my life what happens to me in 855 days
18:43jefferson
18:45finish it
18:47please wait wait wait i can save you
18:51i'll find somebody else for that
18:52there isn't enough time even the most brilliant line would take years to retrace my steps by then
18:58i i
18:59fuck i can manage it i can create stabilizers boosters treatments to prevent the ketosis
19:06you can sell those as well i will find a cure mr force i will perfect the formula
19:23you have no idea what you created do you
19:33when oppenheimer prepared to press the button at trinity he knew there was a possibility
19:37however small that unleashing that kind of power would ignite the atmosphere and destroy the world
19:42he did what needed to be done science must move forward
19:48great things do not come without risk cost
20:03we're both invested in improving upon your current state i told you to let me be your caretaker and i
20:11meant to
20:11you don't give a shit about me you just get off on fondling your little creation you fucking nerd
20:23i know it's been difficult to accept but you are my creation
20:36i have 855 days that means you have 854
20:44fix the box this is a business i need a product and we go to market in six months
20:53mr force you keep calling me that
20:57mr force
20:58mr force
21:04do i look like byron force to you you said it yourself i am something new an evolution
21:14i am superior so neil
21:23byron force is no more you kneel before god
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22:44looking sweet there you know what you're doing I I know it's it's tough and people don't understand
22:57but I think this is really cool I mean you're you're gonna be a woman soon I am a woman
23:01now
23:01Mike you know what I meant I do like I just I want you to know that forget it tell
23:12me I was just
23:13gonna say that like what you're doing I I think it's brave and I'm here for you I have your
23:23back
23:23you're a great man and a great friend you really are the worst part is now all this in-between
23:32stuff
23:33be honest do I have a single feminine feature no don't start playing that game you are gonna
23:38drive yourself insane well the barista Starbucks this morning handed me a coffee and said here
23:44you go dude kind of says it all it's gonna take some time and then I think there's like support
23:50groups and stuff you're the best support group I could ever have oh could you hand me the phosphorus
23:55reagent okay your turn but you be honest with me you got no riz hey now charisma I love you
24:07Mike but
24:07you don't I've been reconnecting with my kids after the divorce and they update me on all the new
24:13lingo so I mean what did you do this weekend actually all kinds of fun stuff
24:31hang on I do have charisma you lack confidence well arrogant people suck no no no confidence is
24:40different MIT grad sweet supportive everyone that gets to know you loves you you just have to act like
24:46sitting around being mr. alone guy and playing fantasy football isn't getting you anywhere and
24:52for heaven's sakes no more super cuts okay now I feel attacked honesty time over
25:05look I'm I am tired you know tired of being alone and just look I just I'd like to love
25:13someone and I'd like someone to
25:16to love me because am I that awful am I ugly or something I try to be nice I mean
25:25I try so hard but
25:27this is just not enough in the world anymore I'm like look at me you dress for shit but your
25:34heart is
25:35stunning one day your princess will come keep trying put yourself out there
25:46you should just hurry up and transition already and we can get married not unless I change my name
25:51to Jen ah yes I noticed you like her I do like her you can tell I can tell and
25:59it's great declaring your
26:00feelings is the first step in what could be a beautiful relationship did I tell you what she
26:07said yesterday hey Mike sweet speaks what do you think that means shit or get off the pot dear Mikey
26:21ask the girl out or move on you can do it good morning world changers our productivity algorithm
26:30detects a distant efficiency please return to normal levels
26:42Mikey come sit
26:50how's things my favorite keyboard warrior oh that's great I mean you know not as good as you
26:56and your furry friends over in testing my heart I do love them probably too much yeah they're better
27:03than people that's what I always say right drives me up the fucking wall every time I read about the
27:07cruelty these companies inflict totally I mean blackfish mmm makes me want to barf mmm yeah I really
27:12believe that we can have it both ways that we can make biotech breakthroughs that help humans
27:17without torturing these poor creatures I'm sorry this is turning into a Ted talk no no no I'm into it
27:26I bet you know all the little secrets of this place oh can I trust you
27:40his name is Larry and he's my sweet boy oh hello there Larry he hasn't been doing so well lately
27:50but
27:52we're hoping to fix that you stay strong where they let you take a picture in there why are you
28:00a mark or
28:00something that little fella just needs a little Bill's Jersey and he'll be good to go mmm big game
28:08this weekend hmm I'm gonna grill up some of my famous Buffalo wings I'll bring some in for you
28:18you crepes are awesome huh there's a this is really cool new place over on 117
28:31do you want to let go with with me oh yeah that'd be cool yeah my fiance has a golf
28:39outing on Sunday we
28:40could go before kickoff or whatever fiance yeah finally asked like six months ago I'm I wear the ring on
28:52a
28:52necklace goddamn birth control turns my fingers into sausages hurts like hell hmm things we women do you
28:58know right wait Mikey were you asking me on a date we kind of know yeah oh Mikey I love
29:10you but
29:10you're my work buddy I I know I know it's just a you know what congratulations I'm stoked for you
29:19that's really really exciting oh yeah thank you oh bye
29:41what no fucking way yep for six whole months you think she was bullshitting me Jen's a sweet girl but
29:53honestly that's some shady shit right there I have seen her flirt with you I'm not crazy right hell no
29:59she was leading you on oh on behalf of all women please accept my apology I'm proud of you it's
30:11hard
30:12putting yourself out there
30:17please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated
30:25please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures initiated
30:40please remain calm this is a security advisory for your safety lockdown measures
30:47can't fucking take it anymore are we all going to die save us
30:52Reggie do we need to evac or what back in your cube Mike you what exactly look it's a zone
30:58four
30:58This is your issue, okay? We are in Zone 1, therefore not your concern or mine. Don't act like you
31:04don't know the deal.
31:05Zone 4, the animals?
31:072, now.
31:08For your safety and security advisory update, lockdown measures ended. Please return to your terminals and resume prototyping. Have a
31:17great day.
31:25Finally some peas! Not if you keep screaming.
31:42Hey, Jen. I thought there was some drama in your zone. You okay?
31:49Larry.
31:51Shit, what happened?
31:52I don't know. The lab cuts gave him this stuff, this serum.
31:56It was supposed to help him make him stronger, healthier, and it did.
32:00I've never seen such a startling transformation in any creature before.
32:04Transformation?
32:05He was a totally different chimp, Mike.
32:06He turned into this perfect, straight out of Nat Geo looking fella.
32:10He had energy, his smile glowed, his fur was gorgeous, his body was all filled out.
32:15He was like a perfect muscle-bound specimen.
32:18And then my sweet boy got so angry.
32:26...
32:43Larry!
32:44Larry it's me!
32:53It turned on me.
32:55Oh, oh.
32:57How could I let this happen?
32:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
33:00You cannot possibly blame yourself.
33:03He trusted me, Mike. There was a bond.
33:05Of course there was, because you are so good.
33:07Ever since I was a kid, this is all I ever wanted.
33:10Jane Goodall, Steve Irwin, those were my heroes.
33:13Maybe we should go back to the med lab
33:15so those dorks can stitch you up.
33:17If I go back in there, I'm torching everything and so on for it.
33:20Maybe don't do that.
33:22I'm just another phony cog in the machine,
33:24lying to myself about noble causes to justify a fat paycheck.
33:28You're being too hard on yourself.
33:32Jen, do you have any idea what it was that they gave him
33:37to give him those muscles?
33:40Whatever's in cryostorage.
33:47Are you okay?
33:49Yeah, I just feel like shit. My skin's on fire.
33:51That's probably just the adrenaline wearing off.
33:55Yeah, nothing some Advil and a weed gummy won't fix.
33:59Okay, night, Mikey.
34:01Goodnight.
34:04For real?
34:05Like some super transformational serum?
34:09So much so that once it hit his bloodstream, the chimp went apeshit.
34:13Wow. But like how?
34:16Fuck if I know.
34:18Once I heard muscles, I was like, well, tell me more.
34:21Huh.
34:22Seems a little too good to be true.
34:38Everybody hates her. Don't sweat it.
34:40Oh, God.
34:44You okay?
34:45These hormones, they're hitting me like a sledgehammer.
34:47It's just...
34:48I'm so tired and everything hurts and I'm tired of looking this way.
34:52I'm tired of feeling this way.
34:53People are idiots.
34:54I don't care about the idiots.
34:56I don't care about the idiots.
34:56I care about these stupid fucking cock and balls that I can feel every time I take a step in.
35:01I care about the hormones and the surgeries.
35:06Doesn't matter.
35:07Whatever I do, I look in the mirror and I see a dude.
35:10I've been misgendered three times today.
35:13God damn it.
35:15Look.
35:21Look, you're beautiful.
35:23People get too hung up on looks.
35:25I think it's just Instagram bullshit.
35:27It fucks with your head.
35:29You just don't get it, Mike.
35:30This is about who I am.
35:33My whole life, I've been searching for answers and miracles that would make me whole.
35:40And now, maybe, there is something just down the fucking hall.
35:46And you're treating it like a goof.
35:48Doesn't this even make you curious?
35:51If you took something like this, you would have a whole line of gins a million long.
35:57Stop thinking so small, Mike.
36:00Think bigger.
36:02Be bold.
36:20Peace.
36:23Peace.
36:23Peace.
36:30Peace.
36:31Yeah, beум.
36:40Sometimes did we get away from this.
36:40I'm not thecuts outside.
39:41Fuck it.
42:36Hey, I'm Mike, I'm, hey, I'm Mike.
42:45Oh, hey, Jen, hey, Jen.
42:52Yeah, I mean, I'll work out now, so.
42:58Jen, you want to have some crepes?
43:04Sure, sure, I'll have some crepes.
43:07Yeah, well, you want to come and learn my place?
43:11Sure, I'll have that.
43:12Haha!
43:14Ah!
43:15Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:16Ah!
43:16Oh!
43:56Oh!
44:13Clara.
44:14Oh my God! Who's there? Don't hurt me!
44:15It's okay. It's just me, Mike.
44:16No, it doesn't sound like Mike.
44:18Clara, please, you have to trust me, all right?
44:20Don't worry, I look different, but I promise it's me, all right?
44:24You were right, Clara.
44:27I need to be bold.
44:29I took it.
44:31That stuff from the lab, and...
44:37This is what it does.
44:42It's really kind of a miracle, huh?
44:45How?
44:47It's okay.
44:48It's off a truck.
44:53It's for you.
45:11Mike.
45:15Mike?
45:16I think I got rizz now.
45:30Let's do it.
45:35No, no, no, wait.
45:37What if it gets confused?
45:38What if it doesn't turn me into what I'm supposed to be?
45:40Clara.
45:40No, no, my hormones are all over the place.
45:43It's estrogen, testosterone, wrestling with each other.
45:46I don't even know what's going on inside of me anymore.
45:50Okay.
45:50No, no, no, no, but I don't care.
45:52I don't care.
45:54I have to try.
45:57I have to believe that if I'm the woman I know I am, that's what I'll become.
46:08For once in my life, if I've been given the chance for the outside to look like what I feel
46:17on the inside, I have to take it.
46:25Be bold, right?
46:27Yes.
46:28Hear my voice, all right?
46:29I've got you.
46:30I'm right here.
46:32Yes.
46:33You're going to collapse from the fever.
46:34You're going to pray for death.
46:36Then you begin to transform, all right?
46:39To become a new you.
46:41Your whole form literally melts away.
46:43It's burning!
46:45I can pass out.
46:46I can pass out.
46:47It's all right.
46:47What am I?
46:48What am I?
46:50What am I?
47:12Is this a dream?
47:16Did I die?
47:18Actually, Clara, you're the dream now.
47:22Kind of real, goddamn living dream girl that you've always wanted to be.
47:28You deserve to be.
47:33Go look.
47:38Go look.
47:40Go look.
47:44Go look.
47:47Go look.
47:48Go look.
47:49Go look.
47:50Go look.
47:51Go look.
47:52Go look.
47:52Go look.
47:53Go look.
47:56Go look.
48:09Oh, my God.
48:15It worked.
48:19It really did work.
48:28Oh, my God.
48:32You deserve it.
48:57I want this one to hurt.
49:00Yeah, because we always hurt the ones we love.
49:02He stole my serum and my boob stirs and not the level three of the tier 1A.
49:08It was reserved for me to distribute to my friends and myself.
49:13It worked for you.
49:14It stole your formula.
49:15Affected people.
49:16You're pissed and horny.
49:17I get it.
49:18I upped the nerve toxin, so you should wriggle a little more, foam at the mouth.
49:22I got you.
49:25Why can't people just leave life alone?
49:28Is it greed or stupidity?
49:33Beautiful people don't think the rules apply to them.
49:53It's greed or stupidity.
50:07It's greed or stupidity.
50:07It's greed or stupidity.
50:07It's greed or stupidity.
50:07It's greed or stupidity.
50:08It's greed or stupidity.
50:09It's greed or stupidity.
50:10It's greed or stupidity.
50:10It's greed or stupidity.
50:12It's greed or stupidity.
50:13It's greed or stupidity.
50:14It's greed or stupidity.
50:15It's greed or stupidity.
50:23It's greed or stupidity.
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