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01:06The barcode sticker has been ripped off, as you can see.
01:1230th week of 1991.
01:14Yeah, see, this part right here is broken, so this just kind of opens up like that.
01:21But yeah.
01:23All right.
01:24As per usual, no copyright infringement intended.
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02:50This video presents more of the biggest stars and more of the hottest hits, plus unique new promotions designed to
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02:59All coming your way from MCA Universal Home Video.
03:04Michael J. Fox.
03:06James Woods.
03:11The Hard Way on videocassette.
03:17The thrilling new action comedy featuring two of today's hottest film and video stars.
03:24The critics love it.
03:25I haven't been to jazz since the coffee was low.
03:29The Hard Way on videocassette.
03:30PBS television raves, you'll have the time of your life.
03:35And Roger Ebert calls The Hard Way funny, fun, exciting, and exhilarating.
03:41Thumbs up.
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03:45The Hard Way has already grossed over $25 million nationwide at the box office.
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04:48Movie star Nick Lang is looking for a part that could change his image.
04:53You don't want me to grow up.
04:55The studio doesn't want me to grow up.
04:57I'm the only one who wants me to grow up.
05:00So to play a real cop, he's going to study with the best.
05:04But if I can walk his beat, if I can get under his skin, I will nail his party.
05:09Detective John Moss is on the trail of a killer.
05:12This party crasher has whacked out seven people.
05:15He's going to do it again soon, today maybe.
05:18And what if this cop doesn't want you tagging after him?
05:20Two pros at changing ideas.
05:22Why wouldn't he want to do it?
05:24Not if you tied my tongue to your tailpipe and drove me 80 miles an hour naked across the field
05:28of broken glass.
05:29Everything the guy just wants to blend in, so nobody wants his nickname, okay?
05:35My trainer's got me a Nautilus and a Sermaster, so you don't have to worry about Nick Lang.
05:41He's told me face-to-face that he wants to be me.
05:44I'll just do what you do in Hollywood.
05:47Rum drinks, fern bar, durable racing.
05:50There's only one way Moss can catch the killer without losing his mind.
05:54I am threatened to get rid of this guy.
05:57Freeze!
05:58Sorry, freeze!
05:59What am I doing?
06:01They stole my cellular phone, John, and I think it might have been a gang.
06:04Hi, guys.
06:05How are you doing?
06:05Sorry to interrupt.
06:09You're not going to learn what it means to be a cop by eating hot dogs and picking your teeth
06:13and asking stupid questions.
06:14We live this job.
06:16It's something we are, not something we do.
06:19Michael J. Fox.
06:21James Woods.
06:22Was that great?
06:23I'm sorry.
06:24What?
06:25John?
06:26Can you just do that one more time for me?
06:28Please?
06:30In a John Bata movie, the hard way.
06:38Sorry, just stop.
06:48Running against time.
06:52What would have happened if John Kennedy had lived?
06:55Didn't he say that he was going to pull the troops out of Vietnam?
06:59I lost my brother in Vietnam.
07:02What would you do if you could travel through time?
07:06I would stop John F. Kennedy's assassination.
07:10Nobody can change the past, but David, you are stuck in it.
07:13It's all you think about it.
07:14I will bring you back on November the 22nd, 1963 at precisely 1215 to the roof of the Texas Book
07:23Depository.
07:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:44Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
07:52no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:52Oh!
07:53This can't be!
07:56Oh, my God!
07:59I'm going back.
08:01What are you doing here?
08:02I had to get here before you did.
08:04We saw what happened.
08:05The news headlines, they thought you didn't.
08:07Will they be trapped in the past forever?
08:10What have I done, Smooney?
08:11What have I done?
08:14Robert Hayes and Katherine Hicks are Running Against Time on videocassette.
08:22Three new episodes from executive producer Steven Spielberg's acclaimed series, Amazing Stories, Book 3.
08:29First, Patrick Swayze stars as Eric Peterson, a man convicted of murder and sentenced to die for his crime.
08:38Then, something truly amazing happens.
08:45And it's discovered he has the power to heal.
08:49My hands! Look at my hands!
08:53Will he be granted a stay of execution or will he face the ultimate punishment?
08:59Patrick Swayze stars in Life on Death Row.
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09:11I wish I could be brave like the rest of you guys.
09:13You think we're not afraid?
09:16Charlie Sheen stars in No Day at the Beach.
09:22A squadron of young soldiers is pinned down on the battlefield, trapped under fire.
09:28The only thing that can save them from certain death is a miracle.
09:32It's Arnold!
09:33You guys, it's Arnold!
09:34Jack!
09:35It is Arnold!
09:36No Day at the Beach.
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09:47them.
09:48Tonight, when Gil led me up to this one man and I touched him, I felt that he had just
09:52killed two people.
09:53He was a serial killer.
09:55A keyboard killer?
09:56Don't you see he knows who I am?
09:58I'm next.
09:59What do you want me to do?
10:01I need your protection.
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10:30Masterful.
10:31A tremendous achievement, says the Hollywood Reporter.
10:35An enormously powerful experience.
10:37Impossible to watch unmoved, says the Los Angeles Times.
10:41Richard Gere.
10:43Pretty country.
10:44And Vanessa Redgrave star in Academy Award winning director John Schlesinger's critically acclaimed.
10:50Yanks.
10:56Millions of Americans land in Britain on their way to war.
11:03To the war-weary British, they are overpaid and over-saxed.
11:10Help me! I have help me!
11:14Here.
11:15Just in case you get lost.
11:18Then I smile.
11:24I think we should go to New York City if that's what you think.
11:30You knew what he was doing.
11:31He's a black guy and a white girl.
11:33He wasn't some other man.
11:35No, he's the kind you're allowed to beat half to death.
11:37And you just stood there.
11:38You didn't even lift a finger.
11:40There's nothing I could do.
11:41You didn't even try.
11:45That means you're believing us.
11:48Well, you don't expect him to start without me, do you?
11:52I've never wanted anyone like I want you.
11:55I've got to believe that.
11:56Why?
11:58Why should I believe you?
12:01I don't know if I'm going back.
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17:44Alright, now, on this tape, kind of similar to my VHS tapes of Twas the Night Before Christmas and my
18:051987 VHS of Kit Song's Daniel McDonald's Farm.
18:10On this tape, you don't necessarily, before the moaning sound, you don't necessarily, well, there's, on this one, right before
18:24the moaning sound, there's kind of the white screen deaf tone before it, but it kind of like, it's an
18:30interesting variation of it.
18:33But, yeah, there's like a, it's, see, on this tape, right before the moaning sound, you can kind of hear
18:40what sounds like the white screen deaf tone, except it kind of, it kind of, it kind of, it kind
18:48of has a bit of a high-pitched squeak to it.
18:54But, yeah, yeah, you'll see what I mean in a couple minutes, so.
19:02So, yeah, on this tape, right before the moaning sound plays, uh, the tape makes, like, a high, kind of
19:09a high-pitched, uh, squeak sound, which kind of sounds like the white screen deaf tone, but a little different.
19:17And, yeah, you'll see, you'll see in a minute.
19:36And, by the way, this is actually my, this is actually my second attempt at recording this, because, uh, the
19:42first time I tried this, the, uh, the tracking on this tape was extremely messed up.
19:48And, yeah, it made the, uh, made the video, like, almost unwatchable.
19:54So, yeah, this is my second time redoing this, and, uh, luckily this time the tracking worked a lot better.
20:02Oh.
20:16Yeah, you heard that, right?
20:20I'll play, I'll play it again for you guys.
20:47I'll play it again for you guys.
20:48There's an ambulance passing by out there.
20:52Hope it's not, hope it's nothing too, hope it's nothing, uh, too serious.
21:19All right, listen again.
21:35One more time.
21:37One more time.
21:39One more time.
21:41One more time.
22:01so yeah is that rare or what
22:07so yeah that's that's kind of cool that uh that it has that sound on it so yeah that's pretty
22:13rare
22:13i would say all right that's a wrap i'll see you guys next time