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00:00:21I set my eyes closed
00:00:27Feels like there's a light still burning
00:00:35In the darkness
00:00:44Every moment
00:00:50Passes to become enough
00:00:58And I'm still waiting
00:01:07And you're walking
00:01:09Through the tall trees
00:01:12In the forest
00:01:15Of my dreams
00:01:18When you find me
00:01:20I'll be waiting
00:01:23With the promise
00:01:26That I can keep
00:01:29I know that everything is perfect
00:01:39I know that everything is right
00:01:51I know that everything is perfect
00:01:57I know that everything is perfect
00:02:00Oh, that feels so good
00:02:02I know that everything is perfect
00:02:08Right there
00:02:13Keep going
00:02:21Don't stop
00:02:22Don't stop
00:02:43Don't stop
00:02:52Why did you do that?
00:02:54Choke me
00:02:55You know I want to start exploring more
00:02:58In bed
00:02:59Okay, but choking me?
00:03:01Really?
00:03:02I don't know if I'm into that
00:03:04What?
00:03:05It's fun
00:03:06I wish you would choke me more
00:03:10Okay, I guess I can try
00:03:13What else?
00:03:14What about bringing in a third?
00:03:17Kayla
00:03:17A couple?
00:03:18Red
00:03:20You keep asking me and asking me
00:03:22And every time I'm going to give you the same answer
00:03:24If you're intimate with another person
00:03:26Other than the person you're with
00:03:27It's cheating
00:03:28Period
00:03:29How come you can't see that?
00:03:30I don't think so
00:03:32If you're in love with someone
00:03:34Truly in love
00:03:36Nothing can break that
00:03:37Not even both of us fucking another person
00:03:40Oh my god, Kayla
00:03:41Why do I have to put it like that?
00:03:42Like what?
00:03:43Fucking
00:03:43Fucking another person
00:03:44Fucking yes
00:03:45Because that's what it is
00:03:46It's just sex
00:03:48It's not what we have
00:03:49We make love
00:03:52I feel like your past relationships keep creeping into ours
00:03:56Baby, I'm over my past
00:03:57Really?
00:03:58Then why aren't you over this idea of being in an open relationship?
00:04:01No
00:04:01No, I never said that
00:04:03I do not want an open relationship with you
00:04:05Maybe I've done that before
00:04:06But baby, that is not us
00:04:08I have not asked you for that
00:04:11Okay, then what are you asking?
00:04:14I don't want us to get bored
00:04:15I don't want to get bored
00:04:17I know myself
00:04:18I'm going to get bored and I'll leave
00:04:20And I don't want to do that
00:04:21Not with you
00:04:22This is actually me fighting for us
00:04:32No, I'm not cool with that
00:04:34And if you love me, you'll respect that
00:04:37Baby, don't
00:04:38Where are you going?
00:04:42Need a shower
00:04:43Need to wash off my stuffiness
00:04:46Yes
00:05:35So beautiful.
00:05:38This is all a dream and you're about to wake up.
00:05:42I don't think I want to wake up.
00:05:46Babe, get ready.
00:05:47We're leaving in 30 minutes.
00:05:50Shit.
00:05:52Why do I have to leave so early?
00:05:53Babe, it's like a four-hour drive.
00:05:58I think I'd rather stay here and watch you all day.
00:06:06Well, we got places to go.
00:06:08All right, I guess.
00:06:25You're going to love Glory.
00:06:28Uh, wait, Glory?
00:06:29This is her third fiancé.
00:06:31Three, like, one, two, three.
00:06:32Oh.
00:06:33This last guy was some Vegas hotel developer,
00:06:36and the first guy was her college professor.
00:06:40Or our college professor.
00:06:42Whoa.
00:06:42Same class?
00:06:44Does she at least get an A?
00:06:46So stupid, yes, of course.
00:06:47How about this new guy we're meeting?
00:06:49If this dude has the boss, Land Glory,
00:06:51he must be some sort of god.
00:06:53Or the devil.
00:06:55Hmm.
00:07:00Now.
00:07:10Glory?
00:07:13I hear people.
00:07:17Hey, Glory, it's Kayla.
00:07:20Try the doorbell.
00:07:30Wow.
00:07:31One hell of a doorbell.
00:07:33Jeez.
00:07:35Uh, maybe there's a door around back?
00:07:39Let's go.
00:07:39Yeah, let's try it.
00:07:43You sure it's a good idea?
00:07:45Yeah, of course.
00:07:46One lap.
00:07:51It's open.
00:07:53All right.
00:07:57Wow.
00:08:00Did you hear that?
00:08:02Yeah.
00:08:04I think it's coming from down the hall.
00:08:07Come on.
00:08:07Hmm.
00:08:12What does that sound?
00:08:15I don't know.
00:08:15This place is amazing.
00:08:18Yeah, that one looks pretty cool.
00:08:21Okay.
00:08:22That's definitely Glory.
00:08:23Fuck it.
00:08:24Really?
00:08:25I'm sure.
00:08:26I lived with the mom for two years.
00:08:29You think it's coming from upstairs?
00:08:32No, it's definitely coming from this way.
00:08:37I don't know.
00:08:37That sounds like a couple of animals.
00:08:39Are you sure that's beautiful?
00:08:40I'm not sure.
00:08:41It's just sex.
00:08:51Stop.
00:08:53No.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56No more.
00:08:57No.
00:08:58Stop.
00:09:01Stop.
00:09:03Stop.
00:09:07Daddy!
00:09:09Daddy!
00:09:09Yes!
00:09:11Yes!
00:09:12Yes!
00:09:13Yes!
00:09:20Sorry!
00:09:24Stop!
00:09:26Stop!
00:09:31Yes!
00:09:33Daddy!
00:09:34Daddy!
00:09:34Daddy!
00:09:43Don't!
00:09:45Fuck!
00:09:50What was that?
00:09:54That's the score.
00:10:02Good girl.
00:10:04This place is crazy.
00:10:06I cannot believe you.
00:10:07Glory moved in here with him.
00:10:10Is this what the weekend's gonna be like?
00:10:11What's going on here?
00:10:12No.
00:10:13Relax.
00:10:14Remember?
00:10:14We said we were gonna have fun.
00:10:16I'm gonna have fun.
00:10:17But you still have some fun.
00:10:19It's an adventure.
00:10:20Yeah, let's travel that loose.
00:10:23We're gonna catch the sunset.
00:10:25Yeah, let's check it out.
00:10:34Man, I'm guessing that was numero three.
00:10:37Yeah, that wasn't the welcome I was expecting.
00:10:39Kind of hot though.
00:10:43Yeah.
00:10:44Three.
00:10:45Just a little bit of gorgeousness.
00:10:48Just a little.
00:10:53Baby.
00:10:56I know.
00:10:59Two years.
00:11:01Man, it's the longest anything I've ever had.
00:11:04And you are the first to make two years feel like five.
00:11:08I know I'm tight tight.
00:11:09You know, the whole cough thing.
00:11:11Protests.
00:11:13You know, the investigations going on.
00:11:15Everything.
00:11:15But I'm just...
00:11:17Hey.
00:11:19I've dealt with your shit for this long.
00:11:21Maybe I'm starting to rub off on you a little.
00:11:24You are.
00:11:29What's up, fuckers?
00:11:30Woo!
00:11:33I'm so glad you're here.
00:11:34I have missed you.
00:11:36It's been so long.
00:11:37Two fucking long, sister.
00:11:39And you, sir?
00:11:40Rad, this is Glory.
00:11:42A.K.A. my sister from another mister.
00:11:44The devil's daughter.
00:11:46Humbly at your service, officer.
00:11:48Kayla, I cannot wait for you to meet my fucking smoking hot man.
00:11:52You mean numero tres day?
00:11:54Fuck you, bitch.
00:11:55I can't help it.
00:11:56I know you can't.
00:11:57Hey, Rad.
00:11:59Would you mind getting us girls some toxic love potions from the kitchen?
00:12:04Sure.
00:12:04Drinks with lots of alcohol.
00:12:07Okay, I got it.
00:12:08Yeah.
00:12:08Angelo knows what I like.
00:12:09Angelo.
00:12:10Got it.
00:12:10Yeah.
00:12:12Angelo?
00:12:13Angelo?
00:12:14That's his fucking name?
00:12:15Yeah, but I call him daddy sometimes.
00:12:19Kayla, oh my god.
00:12:20You have got to let me have some of that radness.
00:12:23No.
00:12:23Glory, stop.
00:12:24Please.
00:12:24No.
00:12:25I've never had a cop before.
00:12:26And bitch, you still owe me from college.
00:12:29Please let me have some new D before I get married.
00:12:31Early wedding present?
00:12:33This one might be off limits.
00:12:35Please.
00:12:35I need her.
00:12:37I'll trade you.
00:12:39Glory.
00:12:40Kayla.
00:12:42One last hurrah for us.
00:12:45Fuck it.
00:12:46Good girl.
00:12:47I have so much to tell you.
00:12:49So much has been happening.
00:12:50I know.
00:12:51We have so much to catch up on.
00:12:53We really do.
00:13:12It's gonna be over.
00:13:12Hey, man.
00:13:13Um.
00:13:15Don't fuck up my eye.
00:13:18Oh.
00:13:20That's good.
00:13:21Your turn, buddy.
00:13:23Oh.
00:13:23Sure.
00:13:23My turn what?
00:13:24Coke.
00:13:26Yoga.
00:13:27Koga.
00:13:27Oh, my gosh.
00:13:28It's just deep inhale and exhale
00:13:30like fucking unicorns coming out of your nose, man.
00:13:33So good.
00:13:33Do you realize I'm a cop, right?
00:13:35Well, I'll take that as a hard no.
00:13:37Yeah, definitely.
00:13:38All right.
00:13:39Cool.
00:13:40You must be the infamous Rad.
00:13:42Uh, yeah.
00:13:43You know me?
00:13:44Little.
00:13:45Well, look, Rad, this is my castle.
00:13:47Welcome.
00:13:49What's mine is literally going to be all yours.
00:13:52Enjoy it, okay?
00:13:52All right?
00:13:53Yeah, great.
00:13:54Uh, so the girl said I sent me in here
00:13:56and I get some drinks
00:13:58and I said you can, uh, help me out with that, man.
00:14:03So you can show me what we need to do.
00:14:05Um, unless, uh, too fucked up,
00:14:09know what I'm saying?
00:14:10Right now.
00:14:11I'm just trying to hear you're out.
00:14:12Just trying to listen to your vibrations.
00:14:14It's our first time meeting and all.
00:14:15Did you bring the, uh, all whites?
00:14:17Because we're doing an all-white party tonight.
00:14:19You got the memo, right?
00:14:20Yeah, and I believe Kayla packed in for me.
00:14:22So, uh...
00:14:23Okay, party time.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25Yeah.
00:14:25Yeah.
00:14:26Anyway, uh, you know, we could just stay on
00:14:28just this topic for just a second,
00:14:30trying to keep the girls happy.
00:14:32Um...
00:14:32The drinks?
00:14:33Drinks.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:34Yeah.
00:14:36Drinks, ladies, libations, sure.
00:14:38What should we get them?
00:14:39All right.
00:14:39Something from the bottom shop.
00:14:40Sure.
00:14:41Is that working?
00:14:41Yeah.
00:14:43So, what's with you two?
00:14:46Is it serious?
00:14:48Okay.
00:14:49Can you believe it?
00:14:51Wow, Kayla.
00:14:54So, is it an open relationship or is it one of those vanilla, monogamous, exclusive things?
00:15:00Glory, why do you have to put it like that?
00:15:02Girl, we both know you're not made for monotony.
00:15:06I know.
00:15:07I know.
00:15:08But.
00:15:09But?
00:15:10That's it?
00:15:12That's a big-ass but.
00:15:15What is it with him?
00:15:17Oh.
00:15:19It's because he wears a uniform.
00:15:21Hey, you know that turns me on.
00:15:23I do.
00:15:24No, but he's so sweet and he's caring and compassionate.
00:15:28Oh, sorry.
00:15:29I just fell asleep listening to your bullshit.
00:15:34But really, Glory.
00:15:37He is loyal as fuck.
00:15:39And I don't have to go to bed at night worrying that he's going to cheat on me.
00:15:44And the second reason?
00:15:46Come on.
00:15:47Spit it out.
00:15:48It gives me balance.
00:15:51Jesus.
00:15:52You and this balance shit.
00:15:54I'm over here overdosing on the pleasures of life and you're stuck in a yoga pose.
00:16:01But he's a cop.
00:16:02And if I could just get him to loosen up a degree more, it would be perfect.
00:16:08Hmm.
00:16:09I maybe ought to help you with that.
00:16:12Not to let the cat out of the bag too soon, but Angelo and I have this sexy little thing
00:16:18going on and I thought maybe you'd be down to join us.
00:16:23Shit.
00:16:25I kind of told Rad that this weekend would be about us.
00:16:28You know I love exploring.
00:16:32And?
00:16:32But hey, if I can get Rad to agree, I'm in.
00:16:36Good.
00:16:38I'm down.
00:16:42Hey, you guys ready?
00:16:43Rad, does it look like we're ready?
00:16:45Ooh, sorry.
00:16:47Babe, we'll be down in a few minutes.
00:16:49All right, all right.
00:16:50Okay, laugh all you want, but I have split my pants squatting in front of an entire yoga class.
00:16:57Wow.
00:16:58I want to see that.
00:16:59Okay, cool.
00:17:00And so how did you two meet again?
00:17:03Hmm.
00:17:06Rome.
00:17:07Swinger party.
00:17:09Glory.
00:17:10What?
00:17:11Yeah.
00:17:11So, uh, Rad must be a beast in bed.
00:17:15He is a beast.
00:17:17Yeah, does he use his handcuffs?
00:17:19Huh.
00:17:21No, not yet.
00:17:24But I have a confession.
00:17:25We got here a little early and caught you two fucking in the living room.
00:17:29Oh, am I embarrassed now?
00:17:32Oh, the hell you are.
00:17:33You like me much.
00:17:34I really do.
00:17:36And you.
00:17:37Yeah, I actually thought you needed some help in there.
00:17:40I wasn't sure what to do.
00:17:43Um, Rad, it's called role play.
00:17:46Oh, hey.
00:17:47Freak.
00:17:47Did you like it?
00:17:50Hi, Dad.
00:17:51Slut, you know you liked it.
00:17:53Don't listen to her.
00:17:54Was it as hot as when I caught you banging our professor?
00:17:56Wow.
00:17:57Glory.
00:17:58Jesus.
00:17:58Whoa.
00:17:59Professor?
00:18:00Yep.
00:18:01Oh, this is good.
00:18:02Don't.
00:18:03Why?
00:18:03Stop.
00:18:04No, I'm telling it.
00:18:05Yeah, so anyway, senior year,
00:18:07I had transferred from university in Sydney
00:18:10to college in the States
00:18:11and that's where I met this girl, Kayla.
00:18:14And I didn't think I could find a girl as wild as I am.
00:18:17I caught her banging our English professor.
00:18:20I guess someone was looking for some extra credit.
00:18:23Wow.
00:18:23Really, Kayla?
00:18:25No surprise if you're hanging with this one.
00:18:27To lead you astray.
00:18:28Can we not?
00:18:29Hey, hey, I'm guilty too.
00:18:31I joined them.
00:18:31Freesome.
00:18:32Wow, it just keeps getting better.
00:18:34It was more like a fuck fest.
00:18:35Glory, what?
00:18:37What?
00:18:37What did I say?
00:18:38The truth?
00:18:39So punish me.
00:18:41But guess what?
00:18:43It's the first time I had Kayla go down on me.
00:18:46Yeah, it was.
00:18:47I wish I was there.
00:18:49And?
00:18:50Oh.
00:18:51The real story comes out, Kayla.
00:18:54Nice.
00:18:55Kayla?
00:18:57Baby, there is one thing that Angela beats you at.
00:19:01Forgive my friend.
00:19:02She gets like this.
00:19:06Let me save you, Rhett.
00:19:08Raise it up.
00:19:09What do we turn to?
00:19:10To what?
00:19:10To you being my bridesmaid.
00:19:12Bitch, you don't have any other friends who can put up with your shit.
00:19:15Who else would it be?
00:19:17I told her a little bit.
00:19:19She said maybe, but I'll take that as a yes.
00:19:21Did she?
00:19:22Told her what?
00:19:23You know what?
00:19:24I'll explain everything later.
00:19:26No worries.
00:19:26Oh, to your wedding.
00:19:29Not so fast.
00:19:30We're not there yet.
00:19:30But how about to this long fucking weekend we're about to have?
00:19:34Fuck yes to this yummy weekend.
00:19:36Ah!
00:19:36Good job.
00:19:37Cheers.
00:19:38Love that.
00:19:39All right.
00:19:39Let's fucking party.
00:19:41All right.
00:19:42Mm-hmm.
00:19:44Oh, man.
00:19:44That is, my gosh.
00:19:45That is strong.
00:19:46I'm fucking ready for dessert.
00:19:48Gloria, any ideas?
00:19:50Good?
00:19:51Well...
00:19:51Or bad?
00:19:52Or naughty?
00:19:54You know, I'm getting a little bored with this conversation, so...
00:19:58Gloria, what are you doing?
00:20:00Kayla, it's me reminding you how we always used to live it up.
00:20:07Okay.
00:20:10I did not expect that.
00:20:13Wow.
00:20:14That glory.
00:20:15That influence.
00:20:17Okay.
00:20:17Yeah, so...
00:20:20I don't know.
00:20:21It's kind of a good influence.
00:20:22I think I'm going to join her.
00:20:25And I know she's a lot to handle.
00:20:28And I hope you can handle it.
00:20:30Okay.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:33Mort!
00:20:34What do you think?
00:20:36About...
00:20:37About...
00:20:38About...
00:20:38About...
00:20:38About...
00:20:38Let's join them.
00:20:41Did that really happen?
00:20:43Baby, don't.
00:20:44Not now.
00:20:50All right.
00:20:50Don't be the last one in.
00:20:51Come on, baby.
00:20:52Let's go.
00:20:57Oh, goodness.
00:20:59Oh, and look who's decided to show up.
00:21:01Party time!
00:21:03Party of four?
00:21:04Let's go.
00:21:05That's what I'm talking about.
00:21:19Hey, why come here?
00:21:20Let's go.
00:22:00Join me.
00:22:09To the other one.
00:22:12To the other one.
00:22:19Brad!
00:22:20No, where are you going?
00:22:23Brad!
00:22:34Relax, man.
00:22:37Relax.
00:22:40Watch this fucking work, dammit.
00:22:50Brad!
00:22:53Baby, come back!
00:22:56Coming!
00:23:04Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad.
00:23:06What's up, man?
00:23:07Here, here, here.
00:23:08Try this, try this, try this.
00:23:09This will help.
00:23:10I'll have less than the burn.
00:23:11Trust me.
00:23:11Go ahead.
00:23:12All right.
00:23:13You okay with all this?
00:23:15No, actually, I'm not, but...
00:23:17No, no, no.
00:23:18Doesn't like have a choice.
00:23:19No, you have a choice, man.
00:23:20I mean, come on.
00:23:21I mean, look.
00:23:22All right, if it makes it easier,
00:23:23how about you and Kayla watch us first?
00:23:26See how it goes.
00:23:28Get in the mood.
00:23:29Okay, okay.
00:23:29How about...
00:23:30All right, even easier.
00:23:32Me and Glory watch you guys,
00:23:34and if you, when you feel comfortable,
00:23:36we can jump in.
00:23:37Brad, Brad, look.
00:23:38What?
00:23:38I'm not trying to be naked around another guy.
00:23:40I'm not, I'm not gay, all right?
00:23:41No one's...
00:23:43You're missing the big picture, man.
00:23:44No one's calling you gay.
00:23:46And it's not about being gay or straight.
00:23:48None of that, man.
00:23:49It doesn't even matter if you're sure about yourself.
00:23:51You can be naked around anyone, man.
00:23:54And besides, do you already see me naked?
00:23:56I mean, come on, bro.
00:23:57Yeah, and I'm trying to get that picture out of my mind.
00:23:59All right, look, fair enough, but...
00:24:02The ladies are having a good time.
00:24:04I know you don't want to crush the party.
00:24:06No.
00:24:06I know Kayla wants you to have a good time.
00:24:10So...
00:24:10All right.
00:24:12Fuck it.
00:24:14I'll sacrifice.
00:24:16I'll go first.
00:24:18Follow my lead, all right?
00:24:19You're welcome to Glory.
00:24:21You're welcome to have a good time for you.
00:24:22It won't insult me or anything like that, okay?
00:24:24I'll take lead, see what happens, okay?
00:24:27I got this here.
00:24:28I don't know, man.
00:24:29More fire water gives you courage.
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:31No worries.
00:24:33Oh, ladies.
00:24:34Part two.
00:24:35We're back with Rad in tow.
00:24:38All right.
00:24:38Where did we leave off?
00:24:39I think I was right here.
00:24:47What the fuck, man?
00:24:49What's up, man?
00:24:49It's not cool as shit.
00:24:51Rad, what the fuck?
00:24:53Oh, my.
00:24:55All right, all right.
00:24:56A little too fast for you.
00:24:58I'm not cool as this.
00:24:58Come on.
00:24:59Kayla, go.
00:25:04Wow.
00:25:04All right.
00:25:06Yeah, that's good.
00:25:08Because it looks good on me, right?
00:25:09It does.
00:25:10Shut up.
00:25:11I guess it's just you and your dick tonight.
00:25:13Well, I could think of worse things.
00:25:15You know what?
00:25:17I owe you, so let me show you something special.
00:25:19How about that?
00:25:20Sure, Daddy.
00:25:21Lead the way.
00:25:22All right, cool.
00:25:27You can't go around hitting my friends.
00:25:30And now Angelo's your friend?
00:25:32You just met him.
00:25:33What is your problem, Rad?
00:25:34Jealous?
00:25:36Problem?
00:25:36They get sex with your best friend?
00:25:39Who are you jealous of?
00:25:40Fuck, I don't know where to start.
00:25:41I'm here with you.
00:25:42Only you.
00:25:43We agreed this weekend would be about having fun.
00:25:47Huh.
00:25:49What happened to you saying you know everything?
00:25:51What are you talking about?
00:25:53You're a professor.
00:25:55Did you get an A for fucking professor too?
00:25:56Or is that just glory?
00:25:57I was 20.
00:25:59I didn't know better.
00:26:00Yeah.
00:26:01Like now.
00:26:02That was my past.
00:26:04Are you gonna judge me?
00:26:05Who makes you guys?
00:26:06Do I go around judging you?
00:26:07Are you so perfect?
00:26:08And kiss Angelo?
00:26:10Really?
00:26:10It was a group thing.
00:26:12Group thing?
00:26:12Jesus.
00:26:14Kayla, you didn't tell me all this was gonna happen tonight.
00:26:17I'm so lost.
00:26:18We did talk about it.
00:26:19I told you I wanted to start exploring more.
00:26:21And this was the perfect opportunity to do so.
00:26:24Fuck.
00:26:25You set all this up, didn't you?
00:26:26This was all just a big ploy to give me to come to the dark side.
00:26:29What the hell?
00:26:30No, Rad!
00:26:31No!
00:26:32I didn't even know any of this was going to happen.
00:26:35Really?
00:26:35Just believe you now?
00:26:37How convenient.
00:26:38What a coincidence that all this happens tonight.
00:26:41This weekend.
00:26:42And I'm supposed to accept this?
00:26:44Really?
00:26:45You think that I would do that to you?
00:26:47Like I would be so malicious and fuck you over like that?
00:26:49You know, you need to stop treating me like some sort of suspect.
00:26:53This isn't a crime.
00:26:54I didn't do anything illegal.
00:26:56You've already seen the negative in everything.
00:26:58Just like a cop.
00:26:59You know what?
00:27:00Why don't you go chill the fuck out, officer?
00:27:57Girl.
00:27:59Yeah, right there.
00:28:00Right there.
00:28:03Oh, fuck.
00:28:05Oh, that's so good.
00:28:29Oh.
00:28:30Oh.
00:28:32I'm ready.
00:28:35Oh, God.
00:28:37I swear.
00:28:39Oh.
00:28:40Oh.
00:28:43Oh, I'm coming.
00:28:46Oh.
00:28:47Oh.
00:28:48Oh.
00:28:50I'm coming.
00:28:51Oh.
00:28:52Oh.
00:28:53Oh.
00:28:58Oh.
00:28:59Oh.
00:29:00Oh.
00:29:01Oh.
00:29:03Oh.
00:29:05Oh.
00:29:06Oh.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:11Oh, fuck.
00:29:13Oh my God.
00:29:20Oh my God.
00:29:32Oh my god, I deserve that.
00:29:37I needed that.
00:29:41Thank you, baby.
00:29:42Thank you, daddy.
00:30:18Fuck you, too, moon.
00:30:25Kayla, baby?
00:30:29What?
00:30:31Why are you sitting alone in a bathtub?
00:30:36Don't worry about it.
00:30:39Earlier, I told you a little bit about that whole thing with Angelo.
00:30:45I thought that he's your master now.
00:30:47He belonged to him.
00:30:50Sounds like the light.
00:30:51Lucky you.
00:30:55That's just the surface.
00:30:59But first...
00:31:17Brother Rad, what are you doing up there, man?
00:31:20I don't know.
00:31:23Why don't you come down here and shoot some shit with me?
00:31:31Okay.
00:31:40Come on, man.
00:31:41I won't bite.
00:31:43It's a fucked up night, right?
00:31:45You think?
00:31:47You know what?
00:31:48You'd live a lot longer if you didn't take things so personal.
00:31:54Share on the girl I love?
00:31:56Yeah, I don't know, man.
00:31:57I'm gonna take that a little personal.
00:31:59So what?
00:32:00Cops can enjoy life?
00:32:01No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:02It's not about that.
00:32:03Look, there's a difference between legal and illegal.
00:32:08Like, your co-cap, for instance.
00:32:11So what about it?
00:32:12It's the kind of thing I put people in jail for.
00:32:16Rad.
00:32:17I'm trying to get you to stop thinking like a cop.
00:32:20Start feeling like a human being.
00:32:23Life gave you a gift.
00:32:25Life was like, here, Rad.
00:32:27Here's two beautiful women in front of you.
00:32:29What are you gonna do?
00:32:32Man, come on.
00:32:32Don't tell me some cliche bullshit.
00:32:35Like, you only live once, or life is too short.
00:32:39You know what?
00:32:40Life is as short as you make it.
00:32:42And I've been trying my whole life to live forever.
00:32:47Yeah, well, how's that working out for you so far?
00:32:55Well, hopefully by the end of this weekend we'll find out.
00:32:59Girl, how do you do it?
00:33:01Because I know you don't do yoga every day like I do.
00:33:04Good genes, maybe?
00:33:06Yeah, right.
00:33:07No, but seriously, what's your secret?
00:33:09You look flawless.
00:33:10Well, when you live stress-free, no work, no boss.
00:33:15No work?
00:33:16Really?
00:33:17What about that VP status you were pulling at the bank?
00:33:20Mmm, left that.
00:33:22The fuck when?
00:33:24That was what, like 300k a year?
00:33:26Five.
00:33:27Five?
00:33:28Glory, you left half a mil on the table.
00:33:30For what?
00:33:30When?
00:33:32Angela?
00:33:33For dick?
00:33:34For dude, Glory, what the fuck?
00:33:36Don't give me shit.
00:33:38Glory, after you stopped dating the college professor, you still kept your gig.
00:33:43And the second guy was, what, a Vegas hotel developer?
00:33:45And you still didn't give up your career.
00:33:47Your point is?
00:33:49My point is, Glory, you don't give up your life for a guy because you, you, it doesn't end up
00:33:55working out and you're going to leave him.
00:33:56And then what?
00:33:57You're left with nothing?
00:33:59But what if it's forever this time?
00:34:02Give me a moment and let me throw the fuck up.
00:34:05Kayla, stop.
00:34:06Glory, seriously, what the fuck did you do?
00:34:10Is Angela really that loaded?
00:34:12Oh my god.
00:34:14Don't tell me it's about sex.
00:34:17Kayla, have you squirted?
00:34:20What are you drinking?
00:34:21Have you?
00:34:22What is it?
00:34:23Fuck me, you haven't.
00:34:25You poor thing.
00:34:27You're not funny.
00:34:30Hey.
00:34:32What's it like?
00:34:37You know, before I met Angelo, I thought it was some myth.
00:34:42Like, something only porn stars could do because they've taken so many dicks.
00:34:46In the past, I thought I just needed to pee.
00:34:49So, time and time again, I stopped.
00:34:53I mean, who the fuck wants to take a piss in bed while having sex?
00:34:58But I had it all wrong this whole time.
00:35:02Do you know how rare it is to squirt?
00:35:05No.
00:35:06How rare?
00:35:06Fucking rare.
00:35:08Are you fucking kidding me?
00:35:10We are depriving ourselves this gift from the gods.
00:35:14Fuck, and when you put it that way...
00:35:18You see, in order to squirt, the secret is you've got to relax.
00:35:23And I mean fucking relax.
00:35:26And I'm not talking about the body.
00:35:28I've been fucked a thousand times and my body's felt helpless and totally relaxed.
00:35:33I'm talking about the mind.
00:35:35It's all mental.
00:35:38Angelo's the one who guided me.
00:35:41Finally, Kayla, I have met a man who has the patience to not just fuck my brains out,
00:35:46but who genuinely wants me to reach the highest realms of pleasure.
00:35:50Like, squirting is like being mindfuck first.
00:35:54And then once your mind relaxes, it tells your body to trigger something in your kitten.
00:36:00Trigger.
00:36:00I have to believe we all have it.
00:36:03I mean, I went from squirting from being fingered to being fucked to then being eaten out.
00:36:12Kayla, when you start squirting, your whole pussy comes alive.
00:36:17Hail Satan.
00:36:18You make it sound like mine is dead.
00:36:20No, baby.
00:36:22It just needs to be awakened.
00:36:24Fuck it.
00:36:25Hype it up enough?
00:36:26Okay, can I get a drink now?
00:36:28Uh, and you don't want to go down this rabbit hole.
00:36:31Bitch, come on.
00:36:32Share!
00:36:33Are you sure you want to be a squiddy, badass, goddess like me?
00:36:38You know I'm good for it.
00:36:40I actually can't.
00:36:42And why the hell not?
00:36:44Because you're not one of us.
00:36:47Who?
00:36:50Angelo and me.
00:36:51I haven't been totally honest with you, but I thought you might be down to join us.
00:36:57I'm here, aren't I?
00:37:01Yeah, it's more than that.
00:37:03Just listen.
00:37:06I don't get it.
00:37:09Get what?
00:37:12Oh, what?
00:37:13That I'm okay with you being intimate with Glory?
00:37:16I mean, swapping is just physical, man.
00:37:18It's just in the moment.
00:37:19But what we do it, we share it together.
00:37:23And it's consensual.
00:37:26Does that make sense?
00:37:28Yeah.
00:37:29Yeah, I don't know about it.
00:37:30Well, I don't know how any of this could be good for a relationship, though.
00:37:35It seems like every time I get attached to a girl, I get fucked over.
00:37:42So, when Kayla starts asking me, hey, let's have a threesome, or hey, let's get crazy with another couple.
00:37:51Mm-hmm.
00:37:52Uh, you know, I just really see that as a way of her wanting to cheat, to be honest, so...
00:37:57Jealousy's a bitch.
00:37:58It just means you're human, man.
00:38:00You're mortal.
00:38:01What the hell are you talking about?
00:38:02I mean, what's crazy is already, you've already imagined what it would look like if I fucked Kayla in front
00:38:08of you.
00:38:09And it scares the living shit out of you.
00:38:12It hasn't even happened yet.
00:38:15And it shouldn't scare you.
00:38:16It should actually excite you because it opens up so many possibilities.
00:38:20What?
00:38:22Why the fuck would something like that excite me?
00:38:25I mean, I know this is hard to hear, but honestly, I think you're a voyeur.
00:38:32There's a rare breed of man out there that really gets turned on by watching other men sleep with their
00:38:38hot girlfriends and hot wives.
00:38:40I think you might be in that category.
00:38:42What?
00:38:43Fuck no, dude.
00:38:45Dude, I'm far from that category, but, you know, it sounds like you're in that category.
00:38:51I could definitely believe that.
00:38:54I know that's easy to deflect it on me, but no, actually, I don't get turned on by watching other
00:39:00men have sex with glory, actually.
00:39:01Like, I don't even know how we got on this subject, but you know what?
00:39:05It's kind of freaking me out, man, even imagining this stuff.
00:39:09So let's just maybe talk about something else.
00:39:12It's all mental, man.
00:39:14It's all in your head.
00:39:17Literally.
00:39:17Literally, I mean, it is literally your ego is stopping you from this.
00:39:21Your insecurities of being jealous and your ego.
00:39:25I mean, right now you're thinking yourself, oh, my God, what if I can't perform while other people watch me?
00:39:30Oh, oh, what if his dick is bigger than mine?
00:39:33Oh, my God.
00:39:33What if I come too fast?
00:39:35Let that shit go.
00:39:36Just disconnect that ego.
00:39:40You have to do that.
00:39:41And I'm telling you, if you stop thinking about what's going to happen and just let it happen, really, if
00:39:50I give in to doing this, yeah, if you keep her wild by being wild yourself, she's going to love
00:40:04you for it.
00:40:05Watch.
00:40:11All right.
00:40:13Fuck it.
00:40:14I guess try it.
00:40:18I mean, try everything once, right?
00:40:20I mean, Kayla's keep bugging me about it, so.
00:40:26Brad, are we good now?
00:40:29Yes, sorry about the punch.
00:40:31I mean, I guess I overreacted, so.
00:40:39It's almost, uh, it's almost a full moon, isn't it?
00:40:43Almost.
00:40:45Tomorrow.
00:40:49Why?
00:40:50Why is all of it?
00:40:52What the fuck's in the way?
00:40:54Last year, when I went to Bora Bora, I woke up at dawn to the rising sun and everything inside
00:41:02me felt alive.
00:41:03The first day, I was reborn.
00:41:07I felt like a volcano.
00:41:10My body, everything inside of me boiled up until I couldn't take it anymore.
00:41:16I had to have sex.
00:41:19Why?
00:41:20And now, I can't get enough of everything, all of it.
00:41:28I am addicted to pleasure, addicted to life.
00:41:34Fuck it.
00:41:35I'm down.
00:41:35Down, down, down, down, down.
00:41:38Let's go.
00:41:41Kayla, all jokes aside, I'm not trying to convince you about this.
00:41:47If you want what I have, what Angelo has, this has to be your choice.
00:41:57Pretty.
00:41:58Looks old.
00:42:02Ancient.
00:42:05Just a taste of what's to come.
00:42:07And you'd have to pick up.
00:42:20What's to do?
00:42:24You need to know where you are.
00:42:26Why?
00:42:31What you want?
00:42:58The castle is huge.
00:43:00Are you sure?
00:43:01How do you know they're even down here?
00:43:02I don't know.
00:43:03I could just sense it.
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:05You know?
00:43:05Hey, I could be wrong.
00:43:11You hear that?
00:43:12Yeah.
00:43:30Let's find out.
00:43:44I thought we were supposed to...
00:43:46No, no, no.
00:43:55No, no, no.
00:44:00What is it?
00:44:01Let's just let the ladies have it.
00:44:04I don't understand why we're already here.
00:44:05I'll just...
00:44:06Well, we got all weekend.
00:44:08Right?
00:44:08There's no rush.
00:44:09Let the ladies catch up.
00:44:11And if they really want us, don't let us know.
00:44:13Right?
00:44:14You're wild, right?
00:44:16That's right.
00:44:17That's right.
00:44:18You're wild, right?
00:44:18Let the ladies...
00:44:20Go, go, go, go.
00:44:40Go, go, go, go.
00:45:53Did I do good, Daddy?
00:45:56You did so good.
00:45:58As long as it was her choice.
00:46:00It really was.
00:46:01Was it?
00:46:02Mm-hmm.
00:46:03She was ready.
00:46:04She was, huh?
00:46:06How's everything going with Rad?
00:46:08Ah, your boy, Rad.
00:46:11You know, I think he's warming up to the idea.
00:46:15But in the meantime, let's welcome Kayla properly.
00:46:21Mm-hmm.
00:46:22Would you like some breakfast this morning?
00:46:25But you would never ask.
00:46:27Mm.
00:46:28Come here.
00:46:44Come here.
00:47:06Wake up.
00:47:07Wake up.
00:47:09Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.
00:47:13Glory. Stop.
00:47:17Hey, how do you feel?
00:47:22My contacts. I think I slept with the men.
00:47:26Why? Is everything clear?
00:47:29Clear?
00:47:32Yeah, I'm not blind.
00:47:33Mm-hmm. Or maybe you don't need to wear them anymore because...
00:47:38No fucking way.
00:47:41I'm not.
00:47:42Mm-hmm.
00:47:44Welcome to a whole new world. A whole new everything.
00:47:50All right, get up. Let's go to the pool.
00:47:52All right.
00:48:02Mom.
00:48:15Baby, come back.
00:48:22Come back.
00:48:28Come back.
00:48:51Oh, my God.
00:49:00Oh, my God.
00:49:06Don't stop.
00:49:09Oh, my God.
00:49:11Oh, my God.
00:49:14Oh.
00:49:15Oh, my God.
00:49:16Oh.
00:49:17Oh, yeah.
00:49:18Oh, my God.
00:49:21Oh, my God.
00:49:23Oh!
00:49:25Oh!
00:49:28Oh!
00:49:31Oh!
00:49:32Oh!
00:49:35Oh!
00:49:42What the fuck?!
00:49:53Kayla?
00:49:56Kayla?
00:50:04Kayla?
00:50:10Kayla?
00:50:48Kayla?
00:50:49Hey, Sylvia.
00:50:50Hey, it's Red.
00:50:51Oh!
00:50:52Hey, Ron.
00:50:53Aren't you off?
00:50:54How's your vacation?
00:50:55Hey, uh, can you, uh...
00:50:56Oh, yeah, that's good.
00:50:57Jason, I need a vacation.
00:50:58Uh, hey, can you look up a perk for me?
00:51:01Yeah.
00:51:01What's the name?
00:51:02Yeah, Angelo Villas.
00:51:05V-E-I-L-I-O-U-S.
00:51:08Okay.
00:51:09Angelo...
00:51:10V-E-I-L-I-O-U-S.
00:51:11Nope.
00:51:12Nothing.
00:51:12Not Ryan.
00:51:13Nothing?
00:51:14Nope.
00:51:14Actually, he's not an insistence.
00:51:16It's too much.
00:51:18Um...
00:51:18Maybe he's not as foreign.
00:51:19No, it's...
00:51:20Okay.
00:51:21Maybe in another country, yeah.
00:51:22Oh.
00:51:23We should go for more.
00:51:25Um...
00:51:26Alright.
00:51:26That's...
00:51:27That's fine.
00:51:27Enjoy your vacation.
00:51:28Take care, Ron.
00:51:29Sure.
00:51:29Yeah, you too.
00:51:30Thanks.
00:51:31Thanks.
00:52:07Hey, how was last night?
00:52:12Love.
00:52:13Kayla.
00:52:14How was it?
00:52:17Honestly, uh...
00:52:18I don't remember.
00:52:20But I feel great.
00:52:24Alright, well...
00:52:25Want your contacts today?
00:52:27No.
00:52:30Hey, are you okay?
00:52:33You're blind as a bat.
00:52:35Silly, I'm not a bat.
00:52:37I really am good.
00:52:39More than good.
00:52:41Are you?
00:52:42Are you good?
00:52:44Um...
00:52:44Yeah.
00:52:45Yeah, I think so.
00:52:46I mean...
00:52:47Last night was crazy, and...
00:52:49I wasn't at my best.
00:52:52And...
00:52:52I kind of fucked up, actually, but...
00:52:54Can you blame me?
00:52:55I wasn't ready for you to be with someone else.
00:52:59No.
00:53:00I understand.
00:53:01And if being here isn't your thing, then we can go.
00:53:04So just like that?
00:53:06We'll just pack up our stuff, and leave your girl behind, and we'll just...
00:53:09Go?
00:53:11No.
00:53:11I don't want to go.
00:53:13I want to stay, but...
00:53:15This isn't about me.
00:53:17It's about you.
00:53:19You have your hang-ups.
00:53:21And I don't, so...
00:53:23Hang-ups?
00:53:24I'm just trying to be respectful.
00:53:29Wow.
00:53:30Alright.
00:53:38Rat.
00:53:40Last night you had the perfect opportunity to play it cool, and you blew up and went into cop mode.
00:53:45This is what this is about.
00:53:47You have a problem with me being a cop.
00:53:49Daddy!
00:53:50Oh!
00:53:51Yeah!
00:53:53Rat, no!
00:53:55I think it's hot that you're a cop.
00:53:57But you're not recognizing that...
00:53:59I need to be fed.
00:54:00Our relationship...
00:54:02Needs to be fed.
00:54:04It's called growing.
00:54:05I don't want to stay stagnant.
00:54:07Things that stay still...
00:54:08Die.
00:54:10You know...
00:54:11You sound like Angelo.
00:54:13Hell, maybe Angelo understands me more than you do.
00:54:19Why are you even with me?
00:54:23Honestly, I'm wild, but I can't be wild 24-7.
00:54:28You're my balance.
00:54:31I'm just a yoga pose, do you?
00:54:33Fucking forgive me if I'm attracted to you because you're stable as fuck when I'm not.
00:54:39I'm sorry.
00:54:40What?
00:54:41What are you sorry for?
00:54:46Hey, guys?
00:54:48Are you guys ready for the hike?
00:54:50Yes.
00:55:17Come on, baby.
00:55:18I got you.
00:55:18Come on.
00:55:20Come on.
00:55:47Come on.
00:55:48I've been waiting all day.
00:55:50Whoa, look at that.
00:55:51I'm already in.
00:55:51Oh, oh.
00:55:52Rad, go for it.
00:55:53Nice, buddy.
00:55:54Nice.
00:55:54We'll be right behind you.
00:55:56So cute.
00:55:58Come on, Rad.
00:55:58Show us how it's done.
00:55:59Yeah.
00:56:01Yeah.
00:56:02That's right.
00:56:04Whoa.
00:56:05Whoa.
00:56:06Whoa.
00:56:09Whoa.
00:56:10Oh, fuck.
00:56:11Whoa.
00:56:11Whoa.
00:56:13Whoa.
00:56:13Whoa.
00:56:15Whoa.
00:56:22Whoa.
00:56:23I don't know why I'm doing it on my head
00:56:26My mom and I love you
00:56:29Oh my god, you know, I love you
00:56:34Oh my god, you know, I love you
00:56:44Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
00:56:51Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
00:57:13Wow, that was intense
00:57:17It was perfect
00:57:23Yeah, well
00:57:25Brad
00:57:28I'm yours, I want to be yours
00:57:32Now, more than ever
00:57:35This weekend awakened something inside of me
00:57:41I need a lover like you
00:57:45I know the thought of another man wanting me drives you crazy
00:57:49And I know you're jealous of Angelo
00:57:51And I know the thought of him pleasing me drives you up the wall
00:57:58But Brad, what if I told you I want him?
00:58:07What if I told you I want him because I need him?
00:58:12Why would you need him?
00:58:15Relax baby, it's just something inside me, deeper, wants more
00:58:23But do you even know this dude?
00:58:25Like, I, okay, I ran him in the system
00:58:30And he said he's American, but he did not show up
00:58:34Really, Brad?
00:58:34You ran him?
00:58:37Yeah, look
00:58:39I had to know for sure
00:58:41I need to know what we're dealing with here
00:58:47Sorry
00:58:50Well, Kayla
00:58:55I, I need to, I
00:58:57Do you know what I want?
00:59:01What?
00:59:03I want you to join me
00:59:05I want you to try
00:59:07I'm not doing this without you
00:59:11So, what are you saying?
00:59:13You're saying you want me to fuck Lori?
00:59:15No
00:59:17I want you to love me so fucking much
00:59:21That you trust us to explore
00:59:23And know that nothing will break us up
00:59:26If both of us fuck another person with each other's permission
00:59:29It's not gonna change what we have
00:59:33Look, baby
00:59:36I love you
00:59:39And it's just pleasure
00:59:40That's all
00:59:41And I need pleasure
00:59:43I need you to give me pleasure
00:59:45In all realms
00:59:53Okay
00:59:55Okay?
00:59:57Yeah
00:59:58I mean
01:00:01Just, yeah, okay
01:00:03I'm not forcing you
01:00:06I know
01:00:07Is this what you want?
01:00:09Well
01:00:10I
01:00:11If this is what you want
01:00:13Then
01:00:14Then
01:00:14It's what I want
01:00:15Alright?
01:00:17I want to make you happy
01:00:17Okay
01:00:18I'm not...
01:00:33No
01:01:00This is the last night.
01:01:03I'll miss this.
01:01:35I'll miss this.
01:02:05I'll miss this.
01:02:35I'll miss this.
01:03:02I'll miss this.
01:03:33I'll miss this.
01:03:42Kayla!
01:04:08Go ahead.
01:04:09It's your turn.
01:04:10I wouldn't do that one.
01:04:12Ha ha.
01:04:13Living life on the end.
01:04:14What does it say?
01:04:16Three spankings from daddy.
01:04:18That's you.
01:04:19Physician, please.
01:04:20Have you been a good girl or a bad girl?
01:04:23Bad.
01:04:24All right?
01:04:24Yo, what the fuck, man?
01:04:27Hey, motherfucker, I'm talking to you.
01:04:29What the hell's going on here?
01:04:30I haven't fucked Kayla yet.
01:04:33Brad, what the hell?
01:04:36Brad, relax.
01:04:38Relax, Brad.
01:04:39You can spank me too, Brad.
01:04:40You can spank me too, Brad.
01:04:41You can spank me too, Brad.
01:04:43Brad, look at me.
01:04:45Look at me.
01:04:47Let it go.
01:04:50Let it go.
01:04:51Go.
01:04:54Brad, I think you were getting turned on watching me spank Kayla.
01:04:58It's called voyeurism.
01:04:59What?
01:05:00Don't give me that shit.
01:05:01No, look.
01:05:01I know you were watching me and Gloria earlier.
01:05:04It's okay, man.
01:05:05No, I didn't.
01:05:06That's not what I saw.
01:05:09Kayla, are you all right?
01:05:11Isn't this what you wanted?
01:05:12No, not like this.
01:05:14Brad, do you know why you're here?
01:05:15Yeah, your games.
01:05:17Fuck your games.
01:05:20Brad, I've been watching you for like a couple months.
01:05:24I mean, Gloria didn't think you were the one, but I did.
01:05:27Don't listen to him, Brad.
01:05:28What the fuck is going on here?
01:05:30Kayla, can you explain to me what's going on?
01:05:32Listen to Angela.
01:05:35Kayla, can you fix your man a strong drink so he can chill out, please?
01:05:39I got you.
01:05:40Appreciate that.
01:05:41Kayla, did you fuck him?
01:05:43Brad, listen.
01:05:45Brad, our race goes back thousands of years.
01:05:49You know that?
01:05:51Before Christ, even.
01:05:53We are super rare.
01:05:56We've been killed off.
01:05:58We've been hunted.
01:05:59Sailor Witch Hunt, remember that one?
01:06:02The Inquisition, Cortez, Columbus, those animals.
01:06:07We've fought in wars.
01:06:08We've protected.
01:06:09We've preserved.
01:06:11Hey, the Crusades.
01:06:12I didn't always say we're on the winning side, and we're definitely not perfect, but we've been around.
01:06:17What are you talking about?
01:06:19Can I just get a straight fucking answer here?
01:06:22Glory, can you be an angel and help him out, please?
01:06:27Okay.
01:06:28Come here, officer.
01:06:29Come sit down.
01:06:30We're going to explain that to you.
01:06:33Relax.
01:06:34Listen.
01:06:35For you, baby.
01:06:36Hey, where was I?
01:06:38How old are we?
01:06:38How old are we?
01:06:39That's right.
01:06:39Well, Glory here is in a shade over 30, and we did meet in Rome at that swingers' party, and
01:06:46it was a sight.
01:06:48Me, however, I'm a little older.
01:06:52Thousands.
01:06:53I like them all, though.
01:06:55Bullshit.
01:06:56Whatever, man.
01:06:56Kayla, come on.
01:06:57Get your things packed.
01:06:58Let's get out of here.
01:06:59Baby, just listen.
01:07:00You might change your mind.
01:07:02Change your mind about what?
01:07:03Come on.
01:07:04This is crazy.
01:07:04Let's get out of here.
01:07:05You know what really makes our race really unique?
01:07:09It just takes one bite, and you can become one of us.
01:07:13Vampires?
01:07:14You're telling me you're vampires?
01:07:15Come on.
01:07:15Get real, man.
01:07:16Oh, my gosh.
01:07:17Vampires.
01:07:18Why do you got to say that?
01:07:19Why is it just because someone bites the neck that we're vampires?
01:07:24It's such a stereotype.
01:07:25We don't suck blood.
01:07:27No, no.
01:07:27Look, we don't suck blood, but occasionally, yeah, we drink it.
01:07:31But look, we can play in the sunlight.
01:07:33We can eat garlic.
01:07:33Look, hell, we can even swim in holy water.
01:07:36Lord, really?
01:07:38Yeah, what about silver?
01:07:39Fuck a silver.
01:07:41Now, that shit we don't fuck with.
01:07:42Yeah, fuck silver.
01:07:44Platinum only, bitches.
01:07:45Yeah, or gold.
01:07:46Or gold.
01:07:47We could fuck with gold, but fuck a silver.
01:07:49But look, don't worry about our weaknesses.
01:07:50You should be really focused about what we can do.
01:07:54We can live for a very long time.
01:07:56Or what?
01:07:57No more hangovers.
01:07:58No.
01:07:59No more hangovers, dude.
01:08:01We can drink all we want.
01:08:02We can do all the drugs we want, all the debauchery.
01:08:05And the next morning, it's like it never even happened.
01:08:08So, you're a vampire who doesn't suck blood, but drinks it.
01:08:13And can live forever and doesn't ever get any hangovers.
01:08:16Honestly, it doesn't sound so amazing to me.
01:08:18Kayla, come on, let's go.
01:08:21But you forgot the most important part.
01:08:23Fuck me, I did.
01:08:24Brad, do you know where the word hedonism comes from?
01:08:28Us.
01:08:30We're the reason why that word even exists, dude.
01:08:33We're the origin story of that word.
01:08:35We're hedonists.
01:08:36What the fuck is a hedonist?
01:08:38Our race.
01:08:39Our people, man.
01:08:40We're not vampires.
01:08:41We're hedonists.
01:08:42We're the pursuers of pleasure, above all else.
01:08:46I mean, it's like our blood.
01:08:48It's our life force, man.
01:08:49And we need it or we die.
01:08:52Fucking, touching, singing, breathing, eating, drinking, man.
01:08:56Did Angelo say fucking?
01:08:58Because, yeah, we need lots of that.
01:09:01Daily.
01:09:02How wonderful, right?
01:09:03Right.
01:09:04Dude, we need lots of sex.
01:09:06And orgasms on top of sex.
01:09:08I'm talking pleasure.
01:09:09Because if you don't have it, it's like we don't get air and we just shrivel up.
01:09:13So you're sex addicts.
01:09:15Your race is just addicted to sex, really?
01:09:17No.
01:09:18We're more like the naughty vampires.
01:09:22It's not that we are, it's why.
01:09:24You see, all of our senses are heightened now.
01:09:27The next time you have any food, it's going to feel like an orgasm in your mouth.
01:09:31Our eyesight is enhanced.
01:09:33No more contacts.
01:09:34The next time you watch Kayla being ripped, your eyes are going to tear up.
01:09:38Wait, Kayla, are you one of them already?
01:09:40Did you get bit?
01:09:41Just a little bite.
01:09:43Did you bite her?
01:09:44No.
01:09:45I did.
01:09:46Last night when you were having a little bitch fit.
01:09:49So what happens now?
01:09:51You're going to attack and bite me?
01:09:52Turn me into you?
01:09:54Or you just want me to fuck you?
01:09:56Kind of a good idea.
01:09:58Which part?
01:09:58All right.
01:10:00You know what?
01:10:00Let me just take a second here and wake up.
01:10:04What?
01:10:04What?
01:10:04What?
01:10:08You're all fucking crazy.
01:10:14Red, I can't with you.
01:10:16Kayla, Glory, can you guys be two little devils and excuse us for a second, please?
01:10:21Sure.
01:10:21I'll take this.
01:10:25Kayla, get packed.
01:10:29Brad, I'm going to grab my favorite bottle.
01:10:31Can you take a walk with me?
01:10:32Come on, you need to cool off.
01:10:35Let's make it quick.
01:10:38Oh, man, you need to chill out, man.
01:10:41So fucking stupid, man.
01:10:42Right, you need to relax.
01:10:44What now?
01:10:44Are you going to turn into a bat in the full moon?
01:10:46No, man, that's werewolves.
01:10:48Oh, you're supposed to mean to believe those are real, too.
01:10:50Wow, vampires.
01:10:51Really?
01:10:52Come on, dude.
01:10:52Brad, please stop insulting me, man.
01:10:54I hate that word, vampires.
01:10:56Look, all right, somewhere in the 11th century, my uncle, God rest his soul, right, used to throw these lavish
01:11:02fucking theme parties.
01:11:03He had everyone dress up a bat, and of course, what, folklore legends start coming out about blood-sucking bats,
01:11:09blood-sucking vampires.
01:11:11I fucking hate that shit.
01:11:12All right, we're not vampires.
01:11:14We're the origins of vampires, all right?
01:11:17We're hedons, a.k.a. hedonists.
01:11:19Oh, okay.
01:11:20We're the pursuers of pleasure, you get it?
01:11:22Eh, not really, but all right.
01:11:25So let's just say you're special.
01:11:27Is this my invite?
01:11:28Because I'm not joining your club.
01:11:30Do you love Kayla?
01:11:32Of course.
01:11:32Yeah, madly.
01:11:33Well, she's not coming with you then, man.
01:11:36I came on this weekend trip, you know, with a girl that I finally have a connection with, someone that
01:11:41really, truly understands me.
01:11:43Get me out of my uncomfortable zone and get me out of this 24-7 cop mindset I'm always in.
01:11:49But I come here, I finally lower my guard for the first time in a long time, and now I'm
01:11:55starting to lose her to this pleasure posse you've got going on here.
01:11:59No, no, look, look, I know that's what it may look like on the surface, but look, I know there's
01:12:03been a lot of sex going on.
01:12:05And forgive me for that, right?
01:12:06Like, okay, I get it, I get it, but I've been bullshitting with you, and I'm sorry, all right?
01:12:12And this is the truth, right?
01:12:13That I need you to continue our race, or we all die.
01:12:20Continue your race?
01:12:22You need to consider taking over my legacy.
01:12:254,000 years of experiences, of knowledge, of heartaches, of just everything.
01:12:31Intelligence is going to be handed to you.
01:12:34And on top of that, you get to be with the girl you're madly in love with, by your side,
01:12:40forever.
01:12:41Imagine now, all that knowledge, all that love, forever.
01:12:46And look, as a caveat on top of that, guess what?
01:12:49Glory to forever.
01:12:52Three stumps forever, homie.
01:12:54Oh, okay, yeah, wow, okay, so, what is this?
01:12:57I mean, it sounds like you're just trying to sell me some kind of timeshare or something.
01:13:00I mean, just gonna hand me over the keys to your kingdom, just like that.
01:13:04And, yeah, okay, it's, I mean, how come you haven't just bit me already?
01:13:09Fuck, Rad.
01:13:10Relax, dude.
01:13:11Look, if I wanted to bite you, you would die right now.
01:13:14Why?
01:13:15Because you're not with this.
01:13:16You don't want it.
01:13:17You have to want it.
01:13:20That's why Kayla didn't die, because she chose it.
01:13:22You understand?
01:13:25Fuck.
01:13:26All right, answer me this.
01:13:28What?
01:13:28Why me?
01:13:29I've been trying to tell you all weekend, man, because you're a virgin.
01:13:33You're a virgin of life.
01:13:34And if I hand you over all of my experiences and legacy,
01:13:38I just feel like because you haven't done much yet in your life that you'll appreciate it.
01:13:44I'm not that much of a virgin.
01:13:46You could have fooled me, man.
01:13:47Look, I can give it to anyone, but I don't want to.
01:13:50It's a gift.
01:13:51If I give it to someone that's already all used up, they're just going to abuse it.
01:13:56Look, I don't want to break your heart, but the very thought of another man biting my neck, just...
01:14:02What?
01:14:03Well, it's not going to happen.
01:14:05All right, so you want me to bite your dick?
01:14:07No, neither.
01:14:07I don't either, bro.
01:14:08I'm just playing.
01:14:09I'm just playing.
01:14:10But, dude, all right, look, I'm not trying to convince you, all right?
01:14:12I'm done.
01:14:12I'm done trying to do that.
01:14:14And there's a second option, right?
01:14:17There is.
01:14:17I could bite your neck.
01:14:18I can kill you and drink all your blood.
01:14:20And I'll live another extended hundred years, right?
01:14:23And maybe I'll find someone and not wither away.
01:14:26Brad, Brad, don't, don't.
01:14:28Fuck.
01:14:28Why did you do...
01:14:29Brad, don't.
01:14:30Why did you do that?
01:14:31I mean, why did you do that?
01:14:34Why not?
01:14:34That's my blood in there, man.
01:14:36What are you doing?
01:14:39You fucking kidding me, man?
01:14:40I'm not.
01:14:41Jesus.
01:14:43What?
01:14:43Fuck you, man.
01:14:44This is ridiculous.
01:14:45But you know what?
01:14:45We're out of here.
01:14:47God damn it.
01:14:48Brad.
01:14:52Don't drink and drive, Brad.
01:14:55Fuck.
01:14:56Fuck.
01:14:58Oh.
01:15:05Kayla!
01:15:07Fucking vampires and shit.
01:15:09Kayla, you...
01:15:11No.
01:15:25Ah.
01:15:27That's asshole.
01:15:30Ah.
01:15:34Oh.
01:15:35Oh.
01:15:37Oh.
01:15:47Kayla.
01:15:53Kayla.
01:15:55Kayla.
01:16:58Hey, Rad.
01:17:00You gotta make the choice.
01:17:10Do you want this?
01:17:12Officer, do you want this?
01:17:14Yeah.
01:17:15Maybe I got you.
01:17:16And I've got you.
01:17:22Yeah.
01:17:24Promise.
01:17:36I'm so good.
01:17:40That's Rad.
01:17:42I love you, Rad Henderson.
01:17:44That I'll be waiting.
01:17:47I'll be waiting.
01:17:49I can't be.
01:17:52I know the love.
01:17:55I'll be waiting.
01:17:59I'm sorry.
01:18:01Bad timing, but I had to pee.
01:18:06I...
01:18:06What?
01:18:06He has to pee.
01:18:07Yeah.
01:18:08Are you fucking joking?
01:18:09Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:18:10Um, you know...
01:18:11That's...
01:18:12Totally unexpected, but I...
01:18:14I just...
01:18:15I do want this, I promise, but I just...
01:18:18I'll be right back.
01:18:23I don't even know what to say.
01:18:27I'm...
01:18:27I'm...
01:18:29Wow.
01:18:31Okay.
01:18:33All the rest of you, then.
01:18:34Wait for him, or...
01:18:38I think we should just go for him.
01:18:39All right, set.
01:18:39Okay.
01:18:53Oh, man, get it to kill her.
01:18:58Oh, man, get it to kill her.
01:19:22Oh, man, get it to kill her.
01:19:23Flip my life.
01:19:28Okay.
01:19:32Oh, my gosh, kill her.
01:19:51Oh, my gosh, kill her.
01:20:03Rad.
01:20:07What the flying fuck, Rad?
01:20:10Dad?
01:20:20Baby.
01:20:22You don't have to do this.
01:20:24Think about it.
01:20:25You and I...
01:20:27We could live forever.
01:20:28Everybody.
01:20:30Victor.
01:20:32Okay.
01:20:38Okay.
01:20:45Hey.
01:20:45Oh, my gosh.
01:20:46Happy Mother.
01:20:46I know.
01:20:46It's been for work.
01:20:46Oh, my gosh.
01:20:46And I know.
01:20:46I can't breathe.
01:20:46You're not gonna die yet.
01:20:49So, I can't breathe.
01:20:49And I know.
01:20:49I know.
01:20:49I know.
01:20:50That's all right.
01:20:50I know.
01:21:359-1-1, what's your emergency?
01:21:37It's been a shooting.
01:21:40I just, just sent everybody to this GPS on my phone.
01:21:44Hello?
01:21:46Hello?
01:22:03Jesus, bro.
01:22:04Really?
01:22:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:22:08Really?
01:22:09I was about to give you the keys to the kingdom, and you're gonna shoot me?
01:22:13You're gonna shoot everyone?
01:22:14Oh my gosh, are you that dumb?
01:22:18I mean, really, man?
01:22:19Come on.
01:22:21You shot me, Rad?
01:22:22Really, Rad?
01:22:24You shot me?
01:22:27How are you guys alive?
01:22:28Wow, officer.
01:22:30You really didn't want to fuck me.
01:22:34Under the bed.
01:22:35Come on.
01:22:36Come here.
01:22:37I got him.
01:22:37Shut him up.
01:22:38I don't really want to hear him.
01:22:39You know what?
01:22:39Rad, all you had to do was open your mind, but you couldn't even do that, could you?
01:22:45Right?
01:22:45You could have lived forever, and now I got to drink your blood.
01:22:49I didn't want to drink your blood, dude, but now I have to.
01:22:53Fuck me.
01:22:54It's tragic.
01:22:55We could have lived together forever, baby.
01:22:58Yeah, whatever.
01:23:00Hey, man.
01:23:00Uh, do you want a safety word?
01:23:02You know what?
01:23:03Fuck it.
01:23:03You don't even deserve one.
01:23:04Fuck it.
01:23:30Fuck it.
01:23:32Freedom of God!
01:24:29Freedom of God!
01:24:36Freedom of God!
01:25:03Freedom of God!
01:25:05Freedom of God!
01:25:07Freedom of God!
01:25:12Freedom of God!
01:25:18Freedom of God!
01:25:30Freedom of God!
01:25:35Freedom of God!
01:26:11We'll see you next time.
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