00:00You have one minute.
00:00When does the time start?
00:01It already has.
00:02There's time in the afterlife?
00:03Here there is, yes.
00:04So there's an afterlife?
00:05Yes.
00:05Are aliens real?
00:06Yes.
00:07Is my grandfather here somewhere?
00:10No.
00:11What is the craziest thing that's ever happened in the entire universe?
00:14David Blaine.
00:14If a tree falls...
00:15Yes.
00:16Was the moon landing a hoax?
00:17No.
00:17Did my girlfriend cheat on me?
00:19No.
00:19Does she know that I cheated on her?
00:20She does.
00:21Will I go to hell for that?
00:22Yeah.
00:22I'm going to hell?
00:23Yeah.
00:23When you're in hell, is there a way to get out of hell?
00:25No.
00:26Are there other dimensions?
00:27Mm-hmm.
00:28Did I live a good life?
00:28Uh, it was okay.
00:29Middle of the road.
00:30Like a 4 out of 10.
00:31Who are you?
00:31I'm Santa Claus.
00:32Really?
00:33No, not really.
00:33So you lied?
00:35I'm allowed to make jokes from time to time.
00:36Have you lied about any of the other stuff?
00:38No.
00:39Am I actually dead?
00:41Okay, no.
00:42Then where am I?
00:46You cheated on me?
00:47That's right!
00:48You're on an episode of Curvatory.
00:50The show where we catch real-life cheaters with fake afterlife confessionals.
00:55Does she know that I cheated on her?
00:56I cheated on her.
00:57Tune in next time for more Purva Jewelry.
00:59Woo!
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