Affairs of Cappy Ricks (1937) is a lighthearted comedy‑drama directed by Ralph Staub, based on the popular stories by Peter B. Kyne. The film follows the stubborn yet lovable sea captain Cappy Ricks, played by the great Walter Brennan, as he returns home to find his business — and his family — in complete chaos.
Determined to restore order, Cappy uses his sharp wit and old‑school discipline to straighten out romantic entanglements, business disputes, and personal rivalries. With its blend of humor, heart, and nautical charm, Affairs of Cappy Ricks remains an enjoyable slice of 1930s Hollywood storytelling.
Film Details
Title: Affairs of Cappy Ricks
Year: 1937
Genre: Comedy / Drama
Director: Ralph Staub
Based On: Stories by Peter B. Kyne
Starring:
Walter Brennan
Mary Brian
Lyle Talbot
Dorothy Tree
Runtime: 61 minutes
Studio: Republic Pictures
Country: United States
Format: Black‑and‑white
Why This Film Stands Out
Affairs of Cappy Ricks showcases Walter Brennan in a rare leading comedic role, delivering a performance full of personality and charm. The film’s nautical themes, family dynamics, and breezy tone make it a delightful watch for fans of classic Hollywood comedies.
#AffairsOfCappyRicks #WalterBrennan #MaryBrian #LyleTalbot #ClassicComedy #1930sMovies #OldHollywood #DesertIsland #RepublicPictures #BlackAndWhiteFilm #VintageMovies #FullMovie
Determined to restore order, Cappy uses his sharp wit and old‑school discipline to straighten out romantic entanglements, business disputes, and personal rivalries. With its blend of humor, heart, and nautical charm, Affairs of Cappy Ricks remains an enjoyable slice of 1930s Hollywood storytelling.
Film Details
Title: Affairs of Cappy Ricks
Year: 1937
Genre: Comedy / Drama
Director: Ralph Staub
Based On: Stories by Peter B. Kyne
Starring:
Walter Brennan
Mary Brian
Lyle Talbot
Dorothy Tree
Runtime: 61 minutes
Studio: Republic Pictures
Country: United States
Format: Black‑and‑white
Why This Film Stands Out
Affairs of Cappy Ricks showcases Walter Brennan in a rare leading comedic role, delivering a performance full of personality and charm. The film’s nautical themes, family dynamics, and breezy tone make it a delightful watch for fans of classic Hollywood comedies.
#AffairsOfCappyRicks #WalterBrennan #MaryBrian #LyleTalbot #ClassicComedy #1930sMovies #OldHollywood #DesertIsland #RepublicPictures #BlackAndWhiteFilm #VintageMovies #FullMovie
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00:00THE END
00:35THE END
01:12Ahoy! Ahoy there, Bill Peck! Ahoy, Cappy!
01:20Cappy! Cappy, I sure am glad to see you!
01:22Good to see you, Bill!
01:24Anybody else know him back?
01:25No, as far as the family's concerned, you're not due back for two weeks yet.
01:28Good.
01:29Hey, I thought maybe you'd fly back on the China Clippers.
01:32Aha! I don't want nothing between me and the water, except in a good, solid keel.
01:36Come on, let's go.
01:37All right.
01:46Same old house, huh?
01:48Yeah, it's the same from the outside, anyhow.
01:50See you tomorrow?
01:51You will see me sooner than that.
01:53So long.
02:06Mr. Rick's home?
02:07Yes, sir.
02:08How are you expecting?
02:09Expected?
02:10Why, the pink-toed prophet doesn't look that way.
02:13What stupid landlubber's idea are all these trick decorations?
02:25Cappy!
02:27Cappy!
02:29Cappy, you're all silly!
02:31Why, you look ten years younger!
02:33You look wonderful!
02:35We didn't expect you for weeks!
02:37I should have come home a lot sooner, I can see that.
02:40Cappy!
02:40You're all so shaker!
02:43Oh, what a surprise!
02:46Though I must say you might have left us know, it throws the entire party on the balance.
02:50Party?
02:51But how are...
02:51Not well at all, thank you.
02:53Quite ill, in fact.
02:54It's been such a task.
02:55The house was so undisciplined, I simply had to do the service all over.
02:59Servants?
03:02Where's Maggie Brown?
03:04Maggie Brown?
03:04My cook!
03:05Oh, why, she resigned.
03:08Didn't she, Maggie?
03:09She couldn't take it.
03:12Far be it from me to hurt the wife of my late partner.
03:15But, Mrs. Peasley, for three years, I've withheld any comment about my daughter's marriage to your son.
03:20But you remember this.
03:22You're his mother and not mine.
03:24Of course!
03:26What a sense of humor!
03:28Cappy, you've just time to dress.
03:30We'll manage to squeeze you into dinner somehow.
03:32Frank, be a darling and help your father.
03:34Oh, dear!
03:34Here, take Mr. Rick's hat.
03:39And his coat.
03:41And his cigar.
03:48Clear the deck, you lily-livered squab!
03:52Now let's get to the bottom of this.
03:54You can't dig that beat before dinner, darling.
03:57There have been so many changes, it would be better if you took them in very small doses.
04:00I'll take nothing.
04:01Who allowed her on the bridge of the ship, anyways?
04:03Allowed?
04:04She dropped in for a weekend about a year ago.
04:07A year ago?
04:08Or does it just seem that long?
04:10Oh.
04:11Who's coming to dinner?
04:13The bottom.
04:14Waldo P. Bottomley, the gadget peddler?
04:16Now, wait a minute, man.
04:17All that has to change.
04:19Have you met Waldo, Jr.?
04:20No, and if he's anything like Sr., don't want to meet him.
04:23All right.
04:24If you want to go through life without speaking to your son-in-law.
04:27Son-in-law?
04:28Young Bottomley?
04:29What about you and Bill Peck?
04:31Don't mention that stubborn mule to me.
04:33Have you broken off with Bill?
04:34Months ago.
04:35He's too bossy.
04:36Almost as bad as you.
04:38All you.
04:41Waldo P. Bottomley.
04:43For 20 years, I've been keeping that old barnacle scraped off in my house.
04:47Now he's got a grip on my stern.
04:57Say, am I seeing things or something?
05:00Not at all.
05:02It's an automatic door and it works with a photoelectric cell or whatever you call it.
05:05Oh, a bottomley product, huh?
05:12Well, I know one bottomley product that's not going to get into my family if I have anything
05:17to say about it.
05:20It's a fine homecoming.
05:30Now, Cappy, with Frankie and Junior about to be married, I propose that we bury the hatchet.
05:34That might not be so easy.
05:36Nonsense.
05:36Nonsense.
05:38You'll save yourself a lot of trouble if you come around to my way of thinking.
05:41What?
05:42Well, tell them about the yacht there.
05:44You must have read about it, Cappy.
05:45The paper's called the Bottomley's Green Boat.
05:48You're going in the yacht there, huh?
05:49No, no.
05:50Now, don't worry about any competition.
05:52It's just a little thing I got the youngsters for a wedding present, for a honeymoon trip.
05:55What kind?
05:56A schooner type, 75-footer.
05:58Just too cute for words.
06:02The latest thing, Cappy.
06:04All chromium finish.
06:07Wait till you see it, Cappy.
06:08It's wonderful.
06:09All you do is push a button and things happen.
06:12What about the crew?
06:13Well, that's just the point.
06:14There isn't any crew.
06:15Labor-saving devices by Bottomley Automatic Products Corporation.
06:19Progress, Cappy.
06:20Progress.
06:21No crew, huh?
06:22Just push buttons.
06:23Well, what happens if one of them gadgets gets out of whack, huh?
06:26Things happen.
06:27Mrs. Peasley just told us.
06:29You're not going to see on any floating switchboard.
06:32I will if I want to and I want to.
06:36I'd like to see anyone try and stop me.
06:39Remember, Cappy, you came home for peace and quiet.
06:42Quiet.
06:44I'm telling you, my daughter's not going on that contraption.
06:47You don't know it, but times are passing you by, you old-fashioned granny.
06:54Why, step outside, you spineless jellyfish, and I'll give you something old-fashioned right on the end of your snoot.
07:00Now, Dad.
07:01What a fine mess you've made of things while I'm gone, turning the house into a nightmare.
07:06And do you know when the weekend's over?
07:08And you, you practically ruined the business with your Bottomley conveyors, Bottomley automatic envelope openers, Bottomley everything.
07:17I felt it my duty as general manager.
07:20Manager?
07:21Why, you're no longer even able to manage the postage stamps.
07:24Seems your fame is spreading, Matthew, my dear.
07:26And you, climb down off of that English accent.
07:28And I'll get to you in a minute.
07:29Where were you when this was going on?
07:31I've resigned.
07:32Nobody resigns from me.
07:33I fire them.
07:35You.
07:36You weren't satisfied at getting your gadgets into my business, but you're trying to get this gadget into my house.
07:43I have all become slovenly and shipless.
07:46And bye-bye, the machinery's going out of whack.
07:49And then you wish you knew how to use your hands and your heads, you addle-brained bunch of button
07:55pushers.
07:56Come on, Bill, let's get them fresh air.
07:57Can you, Rex?
07:58You sit down there and listen to me.
08:02I'll do nothing of that kind.
08:03Now you listen to me.
08:05You're all Mr. Bottomley said.
08:06Old-fashioned, behind the times, antiquated.
08:09Now see here, I...
08:10Silence.
08:11You've been saying, my business this and my business that.
08:14It may interest you to know it isn't your business.
08:16Not anymore.
08:17What?
08:18Do you want to tell him, or shall I?
08:20Well, I...
08:22We, that is, Mr. Bottomley and myself, both of old Mr. Ford's interest.
08:26And that gives us 51% of the business.
08:29In other words, Kathy, we control it.
08:32And now can I ask what you intend to do with it?
08:35Oh, that's quite simple.
08:37We intend to merge it with Bottomley Incorporated.
08:40Over my dead body, you will.
08:45Come on, Bill.
08:45I've got to go where there's peace and quiet.
08:47I've got to figure this mess out.
08:49You're going to try to tell me you can't run my business or my family anymore, huh?
08:53I don't have to tell you.
08:54Mrs. Peasley owns 51% of the business.
08:57And she'll go through with that merger just for sure.
08:58Oh, blast, Mrs. Peasley.
09:00Well, that's your business.
09:01Now, what about your family?
09:03I'll fix them, too.
09:04Every last one of them.
09:05How?
09:06You can't do anything with Matt.
09:07He's under his mother's thumb.
09:08And you can't keep Ellen from getting a divorce.
09:10And you try to tell Frankie what to do, and you just try.
09:14Why, you pinheaded young swore.
09:17It ain't nothing the matter with Matt and them girls.
09:20It gets got soft, that's all.
09:22It's their surroundings.
09:23It's Mrs. Peasley.
09:24Right.
09:25She ain't altogether to blame, either.
09:28Bottomley's at the bottom of this.
09:31Bill Peck, I'll bet you $5,000 I can clean up this mess, family, and business, inside of three months.
09:36And that goes for Mrs. Peasley, too.
09:40Well, what about it?
09:43It's a bet.
09:44You do it, Bill.
09:45We?
09:46Oh, now, wait a minute.
09:47You mean I've got to help you make me lose my bet?
09:50Oh, well, you know, already, huh?
09:53Well, I might have known it.
09:55All right, all right.
09:56What's your plan?
09:57Listen, young flounder.
09:59I can't take the business away from Mrs. Peasley.
10:02But I can take Mrs. Peasley away from the business before I lose it.
10:06Why, in a week's time, I'll have that old hen eaten out of my hand.
10:08And that'll be a break for Ellen, too.
10:10And as for Frankie, and that pussy will, that son of a button pussy.
10:21Ralphie, lend a hand with the luggage there.
10:31It seems like a dirty trick with the elector all ready for our maiden voyage.
10:35I know, Waldo.
10:36But Kathy's going away on another long trip next Monday.
10:39And we simply have to humor him his last weekend with us.
10:43Here, darling, let me help you.
10:45Don't you, darling, me.
10:46I'm only doing this for Kathy.
10:47Next Monday, I'm going ahead with my plan.
10:49Ellen, how can you hold such a fault?
10:51Bye-bye, Waldo.
10:53Give your dear father my love and tell him I'll be back on Monday to sign the merger papers.
10:57Ellen, you're not really going...
10:59Next Monday, I'm flying to Reno.
11:00I'm slipping tired of you and your mother.
11:02Oh, stop arguing.
11:04Bad enough to spend two days on this old wash tub.
11:07Wash tub?
11:07The Gloria Ricks?
11:09Why, let me tell you, young lady, she's the finest, dirtiest sailing craft this side of paradise.
11:13I know.
11:14But wait until you see the electorate.
11:16Ah, a toy for a child to play with in the bath.
11:18Well, let's not waste any more time.
11:21Tide's just about right.
11:22There's a fine sailing breeze right outside the breakwater.
11:39Breathe deep, Matt.
11:40You'll get over it.
11:42I'll never get over it.
11:43Not on this cruise, anyway.
11:46I'd still say you'll get over it.
11:53Oh, it's you.
11:57Now, don't worry.
11:58I don't like this any more than you do.
12:00One of Kathy's lesser ideas.
12:03Well, come on, get off the ropes.
12:04Off the ropes!
12:05Very graceful, my dear.
12:07But I must say it looked pretty obvious.
12:09Looked real accidental to me.
12:11I can stand anything for two days.
12:13Go ahead, enjoy yourself.
12:15Maybe I shall.
12:16Oh, he's very attractive.
12:18How much hands are off?
12:25Don't look now, Kathy, but look.
12:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:29Oh, the sea, the sea, the beautiful sea.
12:32I feel so strong and reckless.
12:36Isn't this air elevating?
12:38You mean invigorating, Mother?
12:40And the motion of the boat is really an exercise.
12:43I'm starving.
12:45When do we chow?
12:47Or is it mess?
12:50Mess?
12:52Take the wheel.
12:58Think you can stand it?
13:00Huh?
13:00You'd like to pull ashore and call the bed off?
13:02No.
13:03I always knew I was awful.
13:05I could go on sailing forever and ever.
13:08Lady, if you only knew.
13:27Good morning.
13:28Good morning.
13:29He's too bad there, eh?
13:30Yes, miss, with noodles.
13:32Oh, gosh, what a fun.
13:34Reminds me of London.
13:35Well, I'm dear, plenty of less be sensible.
13:37I don't think we'll ever get in.
13:38Aren't we in thought yet?
13:40We'll be in dark in an hour.
13:41I can tell by the groundswell we're inside the Golden Gate.
13:44Thank heavens.
13:44I do hope the bottomlies will be at the dock to meet us.
13:47Oh, Stuart, stop messing about like that and take these things out on the deck.
13:50It's kind of damp to dry outside, miss.
13:52You'd better wait until the sun comes out.
13:54Don't be idiotic, Stuart.
13:55Take the luggage, will you?
13:56I'll call the mate.
13:57Oh, that's right.
13:59Give him the mating call.
14:02Ma'am, go up on deck and see if you can find out when we get in.
14:04Good morning.
14:05Good morning, everybody.
14:08Will you see that our bags are put up on deck, please?
14:10Why?
14:10Why does anyone want the luggage put out on deck?
14:14When a cruise is over, isn't it customary to have the luggage put on deck before docking?
14:18Oh, I see.
14:19You don't want to waste any time getting ashore.
14:21That's right.
14:22Well, how about an hour before we land?
14:24Good enough?
14:25Will we be late?
14:26Your luggage will be on deck an hour before we land.
14:29When will that be?
14:30Well, to be conservative, I should say, with favorable trade winds and barring bad weather,
14:35we should be able to dock in about eight weeks.
14:39What?
14:40Eight weeks?
14:40What?
14:41Oh!
14:48Fox, not too fast.
14:49Looks like fine sailing up ahead.
14:50Yeah.
14:52Oh, too soon, I guess.
14:53Looks like a storm brewing.
14:58Where are we?
14:59No, fine.
15:00This is an outrage.
15:01I demand that you turn back.
15:02Still demanding, huh?
15:03Well, we're 400 miles offshore, and I'm not turning back.
15:07But you must.
15:07I don't want any more sailing.
15:09What about the bottomless?
15:10What about the merger?
15:11Bottomless?
15:12The merger?
15:13That's your idea.
15:14Let me inform you, madam, you're not in my house now.
15:18You're aboard my ship, and I'm boss here.
15:21Oh, I'm going to have an attack of vertigo.
15:24Well, have it below deck.
15:26Did anyone ever tell you I was going to Reno today?
15:29You've got a long swim ahead of you.
15:31No, it can't be.
15:32Fun's fun, but I'm...
15:33I'm having it.
15:34But think of the Rick's Navigation Company.
15:37I am thinking of it.
15:39Did you think you could push a bottomless button and run my business?
15:43Why, if you had any sense, all of you, you'd see we're running shorthanded on this trip.
15:47And that's for a purpose.
15:49I'm going to work some of the bottomless push-button influence out of your system.
15:54Firstmate Peck here will assign you your job.
15:58Matt, regular crew, sail and deck, Ellen, cabin stewardess, Frankie, dining salon, and
16:03you, Mrs. Beasley, will be in charge of laundry and dishes.
16:09Suppose we refuse?
16:10That's mutiny.
16:12We use force to put that down.
16:13Force?
16:14Don't forget, there's still passive resistance.
16:17You'll get no satisfaction out of me, you big bully.
16:23Ah, now, oh, oh, wait a minute, young lady.
16:26Take your hands off me.
16:27I will, if you promise not to jump.
16:29Ah, now, oh.
16:29Captain Lanning.
16:30Nothing.
16:32Ah, now, oh, oh, wait a minute, young lady.
16:35Take your hands off me.
16:38Promise nothing.
16:39Ah, now, uh, sharks down there, you know.
16:42Sharks up here, too.
16:44Take this postcard off of me.
16:45Not yet.
16:46Have a good mind to let you wear it for the rest of the trip like a necklace.
16:49But I tell you, Captain, he's not responsible.
16:52I'll give you $500 if you put back to port.
16:54Don't you see?
16:55Captain's getting old.
16:56He's lost his mind.
16:58That's still mutiny.
17:00Captain Lanning, if anybody attempts to coerce the crew,
17:02you'll get my orders from an iron.
17:04All right, sir.
17:05I'll have no more nonsense from you.
17:06Get me a job.
17:23I'll have no nonsense from you.
17:32THE END
17:57Oh, I know I'm dying
17:59I know
18:15Parasites and imbeciles
18:16I'll show them
18:17We've been saying that for a month and we've been doing the work of six men
18:21It's just a waste of time
18:22I tell you, Cappy, they're hopeless
18:23Oh, I've been giving them rope
18:25Yeah, they've been stringing us up with it
18:26Why don't you forget about it and give in?
18:28Cappy
18:29Yes, sir
18:29Everything ready?
18:30Yes, sir
18:31Get going, you'll get your orders
18:32Yes, sir
18:33Give in?
18:34Why, I just got started
18:36Why are we anchored so close to this frightful island?
18:39Because those cannibals came out and murdered us
18:41An island is uninhabited
18:44That won't stop cannibals
18:45Mother, when an island is uninhabited, that includes cannibals, too
18:49That's what I said
18:52That's what I said
18:55Well
18:57The cruise has been a failure
18:59It's taken you eight weeks to find that out
19:02I thought if we shook off civilization for a while, why, you might toughen up a bit and come to
19:07your senses
19:08You see, I was wrong
19:11You can't change human nature
19:12And it's taken you sixty years to find that out, too
19:15I'm willing to learn
19:18You can all relax
19:20You win
19:24I love you anyway, darling
19:26Suppose you are a little slow on the upbeat
19:28No one's perfect
19:30When do we start home?
19:32In the morning
19:33It's about time you came to what senses you have
19:36I'm really grateful
19:38It's all right, man
19:39I smell smoke
19:41Oh, no, no, come on, darling
19:44Come on, get inside, look at it
19:53All right, shove off
19:54Come on, Captain, you're
19:56Never mind about them
19:57Why aren't they coming?
19:58We'll be all right
19:59If they can't put out the fire, we'll get off and pack
20:02No, don't let them be chances
20:13You can't keep the captain of us two up like that
20:16Oh, they'll be all right, darling
20:19You weren't taking any chances, were you?
20:35Oh, oh, this should happen to me
20:37A way to the sea at my age
20:42Can you see anything?
20:43No
20:44What about the captain landing on the steward?
20:46Oh, they'll come in on the other dory
20:48It's only five miles offshore
20:49So what will we do?
20:51Do the best we can
20:52We'll find the highest point on the island and build a fire
20:55Don't worry, we'll attract the attention of some passing ship
20:58But they're going in at 300 miles off any ship lane
21:01You said so yourself
21:02I know it
21:03Well, we might be marooned here forever
21:06Oh, we're going to live
21:07Don't worry, we'll get along
21:10Look
21:11Food
21:11We're safe, we're safe
21:14Captain, you're wonderful
21:15I always believe in being prepared
21:17What's the use in getting in a lifeboat
21:18And then starving to death
21:19You mean
21:20We may be stuck here indefinitely?
21:26Just us?
21:28Just one big happy family
21:30Captain, how deliciously thoughtful
21:32Everything to start housekeeping
21:34Reminds me of when I was first married
21:37What a memory
21:38Oh, this heavenly
21:54Fraddock speaking
21:55Data report to CR
21:56Steady breeze
21:5711 knots
21:58145 degrees
21:5913 minutes
22:0018 seconds north
22:01300 miles south
22:03By southeast of Hawaii
22:06They'll be in port in less than a month
22:08You better tell the family
22:09It's going to be much worse
22:10When they find out for themselves
22:11They never will
22:12How are you going to explain to Gloria Ricks?
22:14She's going to be dismantled
22:16About a month
22:16One of my ships will pick us up
22:18Lanning will be aboard with the alibi
22:20Gloria Ricks lost at sea
22:22He and the steward picked up by a passing ship
22:24That's simple enough
22:25Yeah, but it doesn't help me
22:26After the heroic way
22:27We abandoned the Gloria Ricks
22:29How well do you suppose I stand in with Frankie?
22:31Well, what do you care?
22:32You're not in love with her
22:33Who says I'm not?
22:34You said so a dozen times
22:35Said she was useless
22:38Be careful of this
22:39Tropic atmosphere, my lad
22:40It's balmy down here
22:41Well, things won't be so balmy
22:43When I tell her the truth
22:44About the Gloria Ricks
22:45Now, don't forget your promise, Bill
22:47Oh, you got me all tied down with promises
22:53Now, I don't object, mind you
23:00To doing my share of the work
23:01But those two lazy monsters might help
23:04Help?
23:04They expect you to be grateful to them
23:06For what?
23:08Allowing us to breathe
23:09We clean, cook, wash their clothes
23:11And they live in luxury
23:12While we sleep like monkeys in the trees
23:17Well, there's no law against building yourself a house
23:19And no time either
23:21Poor Matt wants to
23:22But work or starve
23:24Well, that's their motto
23:25That's Bill's motto
23:27Is so masterful
23:31There are you
23:36Matt
23:37Say something
23:38Hello
23:39Poor Matthew
23:40Are you exhausted?
23:42Yes, and I'm full of blisters, too
23:43I have all the dirty work to do
23:46While Bill and Kathy go fishing
23:47Why don't they build us a house?
23:49I'll do the fishing
23:50You'll get seasick if you look at the water
23:53Who elected Bill head of this outfit, anyway?
23:56Ellen
23:57You're so obvious, my dear
23:59You should talk
24:00Bill Peck means nothing to me
24:02No matter how many fish he catches
24:04Why, if you were the last available man on Earth
24:06He is, for you
24:07Poor Frankie
24:09Torn between the devil and the desert island
24:11Now, my dear
24:11Don't let this temporary tragedy lead you into doing anything hasty
24:14Just hold a strong port on Waldo
24:17And it'll come true
24:18Don't weaken, my dear
24:19Just because Bill is so good-looking and masterful
24:21I see
24:24That's the reason you're warning me against him
24:26This
24:27Francis
24:28Frank
24:30Well, I don't trust her
24:39What's up there?
24:40May I help?
24:41No, thanks
24:42Where's Ellen?
24:43Oh, she usually helps me
24:45Hello, Frankie
24:57Can I help?
24:58I can manage
25:00Shall I hold the goer?
25:02No, thanks
25:02Ellen usually does that
25:04Oh
25:06Where did you learn that?
25:07The British West Indies
25:10Bill!
25:17Can I catch him for you?
25:19No, thanks
25:19I've got a catcher
25:23Hi there, Frankie
25:25Remember, you're a long way from Reno
25:42Dear
25:44Fish and eggs and eggs and fish
25:46Used to like caviar
25:48That's eggs and fish in one
25:49I'm just dying for some dessert
25:52For a change
25:53Grape Suzette's, for instance
26:01And what do you think you've got there, Mother?
26:04Dessert
26:05Peaches, if you must know
26:07What makes you so sure it isn't hash?
26:10I know peaches
26:11They gurgle
26:12Peaches don't gurgle
26:13They swish
26:14Well, there's only one way to find out
26:16Here
26:26Fish
26:30I'm selling Bill's fresh hand-picked eggs
26:32He got them off the crib this morning
26:35Stolen, no doubt
26:36Oh, I climbed up and tossed them down to Ella
26:38Yes, he had so much fun
26:40I imagine
26:50What's the matter with the eggs?
26:52I prefer the fish
26:53The eggs taste too fishy
26:57What do you expect seabirds' eggs to taste like?
27:00Milk and honey?
27:00I was merely voicing my preference
27:03Is there any objections?
27:05Well, I think I'll hike up to the cliff and light the signal fire
27:07Matt, did you chop plenty of wood?
27:09Yes, I work this afternoon
27:11See, I can stand to walk or go along with you
27:14No, I'll go with it
27:15You turn to do the dishes
27:16You can't get out of that
27:17Well, I think I'll strike the hate
27:20As the workmen say
27:31I've got a surprise for you
27:33You couldn't surprise me
27:35Oh, I don't know about that
27:36Wait till you see
27:38I'm not interested
27:39Here
27:39Darling, you know I'm mad about you
27:41I'd do anything for you
27:43Anything
27:44You would?
27:45Anything, darling
27:46Then go punch your mother right on the nose
27:50Ellen, how could you?
27:58What's bothering you, Frankie?
28:01Oh, nothing
28:03You look mighty unhappy to me
28:05I'm not unhappy
28:06Can't a girl have a little peace and quiet to think about things?
28:10Oh, sure
28:12I didn't mean to butt in
28:14Oh, I'm sorry, Kathy
28:17But do you think there's any chance of us ever getting away from this place?
28:21We can hope
28:22Now, Kathy, you can't hope yourself off of an island
28:27Suppose we're stuck here for the rest of our lives
28:29What then?
28:31I don't know
28:32Well, I mean
28:34Of course we've dropped most of the conventions of civilization
28:37But
28:37Did you miss it?
28:38Well, no, it isn't that
28:40But
28:41Well, there's some things that you just can't drop
28:44Like what?
28:46Well
28:47Well, how are the dickens going to go get married in a place like this?
28:58Oh, funny
28:59Frankie
29:00She wants to get married
29:01Married?
29:02Oh, yes
29:03Fine thing
29:04She and Bill
29:05No, no
29:06Congratulations
29:07No, no
29:08You can't rush into a thing like that
29:10What is there to wait for?
29:12Oh, you've got to give it
29:13Give it some thought
29:14You've got to think about it
29:16I've been doing nothing but thinking lately
29:19Well, it's high time both she and Bill settle down
29:22What did Bill say about it?
29:24Bill
29:25Well, I hadn't mentioned it to him
29:39May I help?
29:52What are you doing up here?
29:54Well, you see
29:55I've been thinking
29:56Huh
29:56Patient on the road to recovery
29:59Oh, Bill
30:01May I talk seriously to you for a minute?
30:03I don't know
30:03Can you?
30:06Oh, come on
30:06Sit down
30:12Bill
30:13Suppose we're never rescued
30:14Well, we will be
30:16But even if we weren't
30:17There's worse places in the world than this
30:18Don't you ever think about getting home?
30:21Why think about it?
30:22All right
30:24Let's think about us
30:25Right here
30:27Are you satisfied to do nothing but fish and steal eggs for the rest of your life?
30:31What else is there to do?
30:36Bill
30:37We were engaged to be married once
30:39Remember?
30:40Sure, and you
30:41I know
30:42It was all my fault
30:45Remember the way you used to put your arms around me?
30:47That's the first thing I remember to forget
30:52There
30:53Like that
30:56You know
30:57You're coming up here every night
30:58And starting that fire is a joke
31:00Why?
31:01What makes you think that?
31:02Oh, we're way off the ship lane
31:03We'll never be seen
31:04Well, suppose
31:06All right
31:08Let's wait the rest of our lives and suppose
31:11Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
31:13Making me propose?
31:19Frankie
31:20Frankie
31:33Now, you let me tell you something, young lady
31:35It was your fault we called it off in San Francisco
31:37But if we ever get back there again, it's liable to be the same thing
31:40Well, rather than that, let's forget it
31:44Because you love me?
31:45Yes
31:46And there's another reason why we've got to wait
31:48Nothing can be that important
31:50Well, it is, though
31:51Besides, we couldn't get married even if we wanted to
31:54But we want to
31:55But we can't
32:15Breakfast smells good
32:16Say, what are you celebrating?
32:20William, I don't know whether it's your cooking or my appetite
32:23But every day I seem to be eating more and more
32:26Well, you don't seem to show up, Mrs. Beasley
32:27Thank you, William
32:28I was kind of late last night, weren't you?
32:30Uh-huh
32:31Where's Frankie?
32:32John the Beast taking a swim?
32:34What's the occasion?
32:35Somebody have any alert day?
32:39Good morning
32:41Let's eat
32:42That's all anybody seems to think about these days
32:44Oh, I don't know about that
32:46Now, what are you going to spring?
32:49Well, last night, Bill and I decided to become man and wife
32:52What?
32:53You mean you...
32:54Why, it's scandalous
32:55No, that's putting it mildly
32:57It's impossible
32:58Why is it?
32:59Why?
33:00Why, indeed?
33:00Do you mean to sit here and flaunt the conventions under our very noses?
33:03What convention?
33:04Why, it's immoral
33:06That's all I've got to say
33:08What's immoral about getting married?
33:10Married?
33:11Oh
33:12But what about Waldo Buckley Jr?
33:15Well, what about him?
33:16Now, there's no use arguing
33:18We've decided
33:19You mean you have?
33:20Well, I haven't
33:21If you two callous groups won't protect this helpless girl
33:24I will with my last breath
33:26Save your breath, Mrs. Peasley
33:28We are going to be married
33:30But there isn't a minister
33:32Not even a justice or a peace
33:34Bill, you tell her
33:35Captain's a licensee, Captain
33:36But he isn't at sea
33:37Well, he's the only one who isn't
33:43Hey, this is fine
33:49I'll trip yours, my lad
33:53Stand up
33:55He's quick walking the boat
33:58This marriage might sound informal
34:01But that ain't going to prevent it from sticking
34:03It's going to be awful legal
34:04It's definitely too legal for me
34:08And that's the way to last the ceremony
34:13The way you've knocked me off my balance
34:16Cappy's losing his sea legs
34:18Cappy's losing his sea legs
34:20Cut that out now
34:20We get down to business
34:21Bad day for Cappy
34:22He's also losing his daughter
34:24Are you sure you could do this without the book?
34:26Boy, I've tried dozens of them
34:28It's seeing my time
34:29I know the words by heart
34:30Oh, Bobby
34:31Stop shaking
34:32You looked at the boat
34:34It's warming up
34:36Yeah, it is getting warm
34:38Oh, Cappy
34:40Get going
34:40Between the sun and the excitement
34:42I'm afraid he'll faint
34:43Aye, aye, mate
34:44We are gathered here in this doorway today
34:46To join this happy couple
34:48In the holy bonds of matrimony
34:51What's the matter with you?
34:53I know you've never tried anything like this before
34:56But after all, Bill
34:57That's right
34:57Maybe we'd better talk
34:59We can do that after marriage
35:01Do you, William Peck
35:03Take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife
35:04To love, honor, and provide for her
35:07So long as you shall live?
35:09Well, do you?
35:10Come on
35:11Any minute now
35:12What's the matter with you, Bill?
35:14Do you or don't you?
35:15No, yes, I do
35:16But I...
35:17Well, it's all right so far, then
35:19Do you, Frankie, uh...
35:21Francis
35:21Oh, yeah, Francis
35:22Do you, Francis Ricks, take this man
35:24To be your lawful wedded husband
35:25To love, honor, and cherish
35:27So long as you shall live?
35:29I...
35:29I...
35:30That's what they all say
35:37And now, Abner and Ben
35:38Well...
35:39To the program
35:39The good old Bill Billy Special
35:41I guess you didn't know about this
35:43We forgot to tell you
35:44That isn't all you forgot to tell me
35:46All right, come on
35:47I'm the truth
35:47Why, Francis
35:48It was all in fun
35:49Don't you, Francis
35:50Me, so
35:51That's the reason you came fishing
35:53At the same hour every day
35:55You were in touch with someone
35:58Sort of
35:58Captain Lanning and the steward weren't lost
36:01No
36:02And it wasn't a real fire
36:04No
36:05Smoke pots and oily rags
36:07Where it wouldn't do any damage
36:08So that's the reason you were so brave about it all
36:10That's the reason you didn't mind being here
36:12While we were frightened to death
36:13You were laughing at us
36:15My hero
36:17Well, Mr. Crusoe, Jr
36:18You were going through with the wedding
36:19You tricked me
36:21I didn't want to marry you in the first place
36:23I told you so
36:24You said you loved me
36:25Well, I do love you, but I...
36:26You snake in the woodpile
36:29When are we going to be picked up?
36:31In about two weeks
36:32Wait until Mrs. P's
36:34We hear about this
36:37This is station NLHY San Francisco
36:39We now bring you a half hour of dance music
36:42By Harry Brown and his singing swingsters
36:44Give out, Harry
36:45Mind you, get them clean
36:46You two have got a lot of dishwashing to make up for
36:48Yeah, and a lot of wood chopping to do, too
36:51You made something of a man out of him, the fool
36:53Less talk, the more work you'll get done
36:55Just wait
36:57You wait until you get back to San Francisco
36:59You two will be arrested at the dock
37:01Not only do they kidnap us
37:03They'll get life at least for that
37:05For trapping this poor girl into marriage
37:08I wasn't married and I wasn't trapped
37:11You'll rule the day you had this idea, Mr. Caffey Ricks
37:16You pipe down now, you old salamander
37:18Let me tell you something
37:19When we came here two months ago
37:21Why you were as silly and spineless
37:23The crews ever call themselves human
37:24Why you couldn't even lace your shoes
37:26Let alone do a day's work
37:27Well, now you can
37:29You'll get back safe enough
37:30And you'll be all the better off of the experience
37:32All but you
37:33What I'm going through is a one-drive alive
37:36Why, you're more alive now than you ever were, you old battle-act
37:39How dare you talk to me like that
37:41The way you treated me
37:43The shame
37:44The de-de-de-de-generation
37:46You mean degradation, Mother
37:48Only you don't mean it
37:50Caffey's right
37:51It's done us all a lot of good
37:52And I, for one, am great
37:54Well, Matthew
37:55Now, just a minute, let me finish
37:56I mean every word I've said
37:58And if you weren't so darn selfish and
38:01Oh, oh, my heart
38:04Oh, I'm going to think
38:05Go ahead and think
38:07Thanks, ma'am
38:08Oh, it's nothing at all
38:12But every time I think of the way you made me chop that wood
38:15And carry it up that cliff
38:16Oh, that was all in fun
38:18Fun?
38:18I like that
38:19I die laughing every time I think how close I came to marrying that baboon
38:25Well, don't blame Bill
38:27That was your idea, Frankie
38:28Yes, but why?
38:30I thought
38:31Well
38:32What else was there to do?
38:35We were really going to be stuck on this island
38:37Oh, sure
38:37You're just using me as a last chance
38:39Well, don't worry
38:40You'll soon be back with Waldo
38:41And you can renew your acquaintanceship with all the inmates of the nightclubs and traffic
38:45We interrupt the program for a newsflash
38:47The doom of the Gloria Ricks
38:49Stout little yacht of the noted Alden P. Cappy Ricks
38:51Was read today in floating wreckage picked up from the storm-lashed waters of the Pacific
38:56Last heard from when 900 miles west of San Francisco
38:59The yacht with its eight humans aboard is believed to have gone down with all hands
39:03The ship owner's guests on the tragic cruise were its two daughters, Helen and Francis
39:08Matthew Peasley and the latter's mother, Mrs. Amanda Peasley
39:11All Pacific shipping continued on the lookout in the slim hope that some of the passengers
39:16and crew are still afloat in the lifeboat
39:42Oh, it's you
39:43Yeah, how did you guess?
39:46Helen, you've been making a fool of yourself, and me too
39:48And I've stood about all I'm going through
39:50Stop it, you're hurting me
39:51Come on, I've got something I want to show you
39:54Suppose I refuse
39:55Not a chance, my dear
39:59And so I figured if we're going to have to be here together for the rest of our lives
40:03we might as well make the best of it
40:05We used to love each other, didn't we?
40:07Yes
40:07That was before your mother brought me
40:09Now, let's not go into that again
40:11Look
40:12I built this all by myself
40:15Resourceful, self-reliant, ingenuity
40:17That's me
40:18Why, man, it's not bad at all
40:20Of course it's not
40:22Step in and look around, will you?
40:26Now, this is why I took so long to chop firewood
40:29I know it's nothing pretentious, but it's home
40:31and this is where we're going to live from now on
40:33Oh, man
40:34And another thing
40:35We're going to have a family
40:37What?
40:38Oh, no
40:39I'm not going to be tied down
40:40Oh, just a minute
40:41That's what you said in San Francisco
40:43But it doesn't apply here
40:44You no longer have any chores
40:46You're crazy
40:48Oh!
40:53All this worked
40:54Now I'll have to rebuild it
40:57Never mind, darling
40:58You'll have me to help you
41:05Well, Cappy
41:06Looks like you've won your bet, all right
41:08But I'll probably have to pay you off in coconuts
41:11How's that?
41:12Well, you set out to make your family self-reliant, didn't you?
41:14You've done more than that
41:16Matt and Ellen are a pair of lovebirds
41:18And Frankie and Mrs. Peasley are getting along like a couple of campfire girls
41:22Say, Bill
41:23Why don't you try reasoning with Frankie?
41:25No, she doesn't even know the meaning of the words
41:28I guess you're right
41:29I'm just a meddling old man
41:40Where were you two last night?
41:42Home
41:42Home?
41:43Yeah, home
41:44I felt it
41:45Right over the hill
41:46We invite you over sometime
41:47Hey, how about my breakfast?
41:49I'm starving
41:50I'm tired of waiting for my food
41:52Yes, and I'm getting tired trying to please you people
41:55Now, we're all in this thing
41:56And the least you can do is try to make the best of it
41:58He doesn't like our country
41:59Why doesn't he go back where he came from?
42:01I can try
42:02Now, wait a minute
42:03I knew somebody would go crazy before long
42:06I don't know why I didn't think of it before
42:07I'll get you people back to San Francisco
42:09It's the last thing I ever do
42:11What time does the next ferry boat leave?
42:13Never mind the wisecracks, Mrs. Waldo, Jr.
42:15Now, get this
42:16We're about 300 miles off the ship lanes
42:18Give me the dory with two-week provisions
42:19I'll rig a sail out of that canvas
42:21And I'll get help or else
42:23Oh, Bill, that's suicide
42:24The storm's about to start
42:26And you wouldn't last five minutes if you got in one
42:28I'll take a chance
42:30I'll go with you
42:31No, Matt, you mustn't
42:33I'll go
42:34I don't need any help
42:35We'll take a chance
42:36At what?
42:41We've been here this long
42:42We could wait a couple of months longer
42:44Until the danger of typhoons is over
42:45Then I'll take a chance
42:46No, you won't
42:47Since when have you been giving me orders?
42:49If Bill told you he had anything to do with getting into this mess, he's lying
42:53Because whatever he did was done under my orders
42:56He was against it from the start
42:58And if anybody gets out of here, it's going to be me
43:00Look! Look!
43:08Look! Look!
43:10It's coming all the way!
43:12We're slain!
43:14It's...
43:16It's the electric
43:19It's the bottomless
43:20We're saved!
43:22We're saved!
43:22It's the bottomless, all right
43:24We're saved!
43:25Saved?
43:26We're sunk!
43:36I do it just as well as anything
43:38It's all in holding the right thought
43:40Now the merger will go through
43:41Just as if I'd never been away
43:43So thoughtful of you to bring us clothing
43:45I usually think of everything
43:47I still don't understand how you found it
43:49That was easy
43:50Rick's men were picked up by a passing liner
43:52They gave us directions when they arrived in San Francisco
43:55So it took you eight weeks to get down here in the glory of Rick, huh?
43:58Yes
44:02You there, swabbing
44:05Be more careful
44:06You're not in a Rick's tugboat now, you know
44:11Eight weeks, huh?
44:13Well, we'll make the trip home in three
44:15The old and the new
44:16What will science do next?
44:18Well, whatever it does
44:19Bottomly automatic products will handle it
44:21I'm surprised you haven't an automatic dead washer
44:28Hey, cook
44:31What do you want?
44:33What time is it?
44:35Just as soon as it is
44:37Four bells and all is well
44:40Hey, what's that thing?
44:41A bottomly product, sir
44:42Mechanical watchman
44:46Someday somebody's going to press a button once to walk around here
44:49Yeah, I think you're right, Gabby
44:54I'll have Bill Peck put away for twenty years
44:57Nothing of the kind
44:58Uh, you see
45:00Now that it's all over, Waldo
45:02It doesn't seem half so bad
45:03It does to me
45:04What would have happened if I hadn't rescued you?
45:07Oh, let's not talk about it
45:10It's certainly nice to have some real clothes again
45:16Have you looked over everything I brought you?
45:18No, not yet
45:19There's a wedding gown in the closet
45:21A wedding gown?
45:23Well, well, that's what I want with
45:24We were supposed to be married three weeks ago
45:26You know that?
45:28Well, yes, but, uh
45:30Father's a licensed captain
45:31We'll be married at sea
45:32Swell idea
45:34It's been tried before
45:35What do you mean?
45:36Oh, uh, nothing
45:39What's in it?
45:40Galley
45:40Now look, Frankie
45:41We're getting married
45:42Oh, let's go in there and see
45:44You know, I became quite a cook on the island
45:48A galley slave's paradise
45:50Not only electricity for cooking and freezing
45:52But look at this
45:53No looking for jars or having them spilled by a heavy sea
45:56Just press a button
45:57And there you are
45:59Happy to love that
46:00Everything automatic
46:01But, uh, the potato peeler
46:04Say, you wait till we get back in the fort
46:06And I'm gonna do a little button pushing myself
46:07Your button
46:09You'll be in jail 24 hours after we don't
46:11Why, you won't
46:12No, Bill, cut it out
46:14You've got to let off steam
46:16Push yourself a button
46:18That's an idea
46:25Oh!
46:27There's a little salt and pepper for you
46:31Come on!
46:32Ah!
46:33Ah!
46:46It's bad, Mr. Rankin
46:47Rainforest fellow, pretty heavy weather
46:49Well, let it come
46:50The electric can take it
46:51It's getting a bit rough, isn't it?
46:53You shouldn't have left your staper, Mrs. Peasley
46:54I wanted to tell you
46:56We'll be ready for the ceremony in 15 minutes
46:58I don't believe I can leave
46:59But you must
47:00You've got to perform the ceremony
47:02Isn't it, Billy?
47:03Rough engagement
47:04Smooth marriage
47:06Where's Kathy?
47:07He's pouting
47:09Kind of rough out, eh, Kathy?
47:13What's the matter?
47:13You upset about that merger?
47:15No
47:16I just can't get over my own daughter doing this to me
47:19That's not telling it to you
47:20She's doing it to Waldo Jr.
47:22Ah, I'll never forgive her for it
47:24Now, wait a minute, Kathy
47:25I won't wait a second
47:27You stubborn little fool
47:29Why, she don't want that lily-livered slaw
47:31Just because he rescued her, she feels obligated
47:35I'm gonna put a stop to this
47:36And I'm gonna put a stop to that merger, too
47:38Now, you remember what you said on the island?
47:41What?
47:41That you were a meddling old fool who couldn't mind his own business?
47:44Did I say that?
47:45Sure did
47:46Must have been talking in my sleep
47:50Bill, it's gonna be three days before this storm blows over
47:52What's that got to do with it?
47:54Well, you ever notice anything funny about this floating showcase?
47:56Yeah, it's got a lot of buttons
47:58Right
48:00Radio control, automatic steering, automatic compass, automatic everything
48:05You ever been down the engine room?
48:07No
48:07The whole she-bang runs from one switch
48:10I don't know anything about all these gadgets
48:12Well, neither do I
48:13But I do know that old Fordhamley can't say it without it
48:15What about the crew?
48:17Two men
48:18The steam sailor and the steward
48:20I've seen marriages under very strange circumstances, but never like this
48:23Stop fletching, will you?
48:25I'm standing still, it's the boat
48:27Oh, I think you're crazy to go through with this
48:29You don't want to?
48:31Of course I do
48:32Besides, where would I be if it went for Waldo?
48:35Safe on the island, in Bill Peck's arms
48:39Not interested
48:41Besides, I haven't seen him burning any bridges to stop me
48:43Where are the bridges?
48:46Well, if he were resourceful, he'd feel something about it
48:49What do you want him to do?
48:51Stop the ship?
48:52Sure
49:17No, no, Frank
49:18No, no
49:34Seven bells, all is welcome
49:36What I want to know is, who named this ocean the Pacific?
49:40Up and down, round and round, but we're going nowhere
49:43Oh, yes, we are, to the bottom
49:45Oh, to, to do something
49:48Yes, Mr. Bottomley, we should walk through
49:50I wonder where Waldo Jr. is
49:53He's going to explode something
49:54Is that a one?
49:56You found out what's the matter?
49:57Everything, sir
49:58Parkland 8-0, McNeil's jam
50:00Unjammed
50:00What I want to know is, are we going around in a circle?
50:04No, ma'am, we're just not going at all
50:05Why?
50:06Parkland 8-0, the automatic instruments and the engines, sir
50:09Forget about the instruments
50:10What kind of a sailor are you, anyway?
50:12May I remind you, sir, that I'm not a sailor at all
50:14Why are you on this ship?
50:16If you please, I'm an electrical physio research engineer
50:20Oh
50:23And you, how about you and that other fellow?
50:25Don't forget we've got sails
50:26Yeah, but we're only semen under power
50:29And suppose we could sail
50:30If we couldn't get anywhere, we can't navigate
50:32Especially when the instruments ain't working
50:34Isn't everything without a commission at once?
50:37Why?
50:38I don't know
50:39Well, I do
50:40There are a dozen men left who can sail this boat home without navigating it
50:44And one of them is on this boat
50:46Cappy!
50:47Good old Cappy, darling, Cappy
50:49I wouldn't ask him to help
50:50The men are going to the bottom
50:51I will
50:52Better not go out there, miss
50:54I thought to
51:00Cappy, Bill!
51:08No, this is the way the big heroes light the storm
51:11Come along, Bill
51:12Pull yourself together
51:13We'll look after you
51:21Oh, press the button and scroll out the waves
51:28Please, scroll out the waves
51:33Now we can have a three-hole
51:34Oh, press the button and scroll out the waves
51:42Please, please
51:44Please, scroll out the waves
51:48I suppose you do think you're awfully smart
51:51What's the matter?
51:52Can't you see?
51:53What?
51:54Ellie and Matt, Mrs. Peasley, everybody is going to be
51:57Oh, Cappy, please
51:59Oh, Cappy, please
51:59Bill
52:00I don't know what she's talking about
52:01If this boat keeps tossing around on the waves, it'll splur out the problem
52:05Well, hasn't Cappy bottomly got an automatic wave scooter?
52:08Oh, raise the button and scroll out the road
52:14Well, I'll tell you what we'll do
52:16The old push button will come down here personally and agree to turn to his sailor
52:21Oh, he won't
52:22He swore he would go
52:24Oh, Cappy
52:26Don't you be stubborn
52:28You know he has to fill a binder
52:31Well, it'll suddenly become awfully rusty
52:34Well, easy, Captain
52:35Have a fine sailing weather, ain't we, Captain?
52:38I order both of you up on deck immediately
52:40What's wrong?
52:41To sail this ship
52:42See the captain's orders?
52:43I command you
52:45Now you listen to me, you mealy-mouthed, button-pushing parasite
52:49You may be the captain of this ship
52:51But you'll never give Cappy Rick's orders
52:53They can sink as far as I'm concerned
52:55And there's only one way you'll ever see land again
52:57Well, I didn't mean to
52:58And I'll sail it in under one condition
53:00And I want that made in the presence of everybody on board
53:03Well, anything within reason
53:04Well, come on
53:05We sail up there
53:09I heard what Cappy says
53:11Get to work
53:12What am I supposed to do?
53:13I suppose you want conditions, too
53:15Certainly
53:16Why
53:21Why, you
53:28All right, Mrs. Peasley
53:30Not only is the merger out
53:32But here it is
53:32Clause number five
53:33You're going to sell me back
53:35Every bit of stock
53:36You own in my company
53:37Is that clear?
53:38Yes, Cappy
53:39It's blackmail
53:40Shut up
53:40Sign on the dotted line
53:46And another thing
53:47Before I forget it
53:48You're going to take all those gadgets
53:50Out of my house
53:50And leave it the way it was
53:52And then, Mrs. Peasley
53:54You're going to scram
53:54Yes, Cappy
53:55But where do I scram?
53:57Iceman
53:57Peru
53:58Borneo
53:58I don't care
54:00And as to you, Bottomley
54:01You're going to take all those
54:02Automatic cargo loading gadgets
54:04And go back
54:05And give me my money back
54:06But, Cappy
54:06This directs to you, buddy
54:09How about it?
54:10Okay
54:10But I think you're making
54:11A terrible mistake
54:11The only mistake I'm making
54:13Is not popping you
54:14One line in the end
54:15Your snoop
54:26Oh, in the main zoo
54:28Aye, aye, sir
54:31Aye, aye, sir
54:32Up forward there
54:34Let out the gypsum
54:38Aye, aye, sir
54:46No discipline aboard here
54:47What do you two want?
54:49How far are we going home?
54:50Well, we're 17 miles west
54:52Of Seal Rocks
54:52And headed at a good 12
54:54I told you
54:54We're still on the high seas
54:56And Cappy
54:56Has full authority?
54:58Oh, we did have
54:59Well, what are we waiting for?
55:01Officer Cappy's forgotten
55:02How the ceremony goes
55:04I know the words by heart
55:06Wait a minute
55:10Hey, you
55:11What butcher?
55:13Get that slob
55:14In the corner there
55:16Aye, aye, sir
55:29Six bells
55:30And all is well
55:32You're darn tootin' it
55:34Man, I want to
55:34Hey, you
55:35What?
55:37Not
55:38What?
55:49Five bells
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