00:01Brian invited us to his house for the weekend.
00:05Didn't he, like, really hurt you?
00:09My lady, you're such a prepossessing psych.
00:13What in the Shakespeare does that mean?
00:18He's so hot.
00:20I mean, the tracksuit thing's a little weird, but look at him.
00:24Now, Craig, it is true what Joey says.
00:26I suppose I have the capability to be dangerous.
00:32Shall we have cross-species intercourse?
00:38I feel like these days it's impossible to deny the existence of aliens.
00:41I just never thought the way that I'd find out would be live-action hentai.
00:49There's no sadness, no anxiety.
00:52I forgot how good it feels.
00:53Just pure, unadulterated peace.
00:55I've been searching for it for so long.
00:58Aren't you, like, with Joey?
01:00Is this really happening?
01:06By coming here, you've found yourself part of something bigger.
01:10It's a full symbiotic world.
01:15You don't want to stay.
01:16Oh, my God, no!
01:17No!
01:19What he's doing is horrible.
01:21We both need to leave, but you first.
01:24I'm just trying to protect you.
01:25Right.
01:31Brian's mine!
01:32You hate seeing me happy.
01:34You hate seeing me happy.
01:38There's no war, no pollution.
01:40I am saving the planet.
01:42I must devour Craig.
01:44I'm not!
01:45I'm not!
01:47I'm not!
01:48I'm not!
01:49I'm not!
01:50Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no!
01:53No!
02:00What the fu-
02:09Your anuses are open.
02:11Excellent.
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