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00:04Diagnostán
00:05A
00:05It's so is
00:06It goes
00:12vai
00:13It goes
00:26give
00:30You are so... you are an alien...
00:33You are an alien...
00:34You are an alien...
00:53Oh...
00:56Oh...
01:03It's a mess, I almost saw your hat.
01:08You're a real man.
01:10You're a real man.
01:11You're not wearing a red-white hat.
01:15Yes, yes.
01:17You're a real man.
01:20You're a real man.
01:21A real man?
01:23Since the last year of the World War,
01:25I've been a young man.
01:27I have three three years.
01:28So I've been a great man.
01:33You're a real man.
01:36I'm a real man.
01:41You're a real man.
01:46You're a real man.
01:50ah
01:51下神
01:55哈哈哈哈哈哈
01:57
01:57拿着这个
01:58去找你老婆吧
02:00我老婆
02:01还不是
02:02我什么时候有老婆的
02:03十八年前
02:04天生意象
02:06五身邻家
02:07生下一女儿
02:08这女孩呀
02:09摩妾缠身
02:10挺乎不止
02:12邻家家主
02:13可为师
02:14为今驱临
02:15为师见到女孩呀
02:16容颜绝世
02:17就给你
02:18订了娃娃亲
02:20哈哈哈哈
02:22这个是神魔逆配
02:24一半为神 一半为母
02:26神魔合体
02:29天女双修成圣
02:31你与了女孩完婚之后
02:33就可以成圣人之体
02:35行大圣之当
02:41这么好
02:41竟然这么好
02:45太好了
02:46我再也不用偷看
02:47神魔逆走
02:50师傅
02:51我去找老爸
02:52走吧
02:53拜拜
02:59追玩师弟
03:01你不能走 师弟
03:11你不能走 大师姐
03:14大师姐
03:14大师姐
03:14大师姐
03:18师傅
03:19师傅
03:20你怎么能让师弟去娶别人呢
03:21就是
03:22那我们怎么办
03:23是啊师傅
03:24我们从小跟小师弟一起长大
03:26亲密无间
03:27我们早就把他当成
03:29当什么
03:29当成未来混沌版
03:31穿成相互的男人
03:33你们
03:34你们可是他师姐
03:36穿他跌倒
03:37师姐怎么了
03:38又没有血缘关系
03:40法力也没规定
03:41师们不能联姻啊
03:42就是
03:43小师弟就快偷看我们洗澡
03:48我们的身子早就是他的了
03:49我们的身子早就是他的了
03:50好了
03:51结束了
03:53班冲
03:54李李他
03:55你赶紧下山
03:56是 师傅
03:57师姐们
03:58告诉他
04:05师傅
04:06师傅
04:07师傅
04:09师傅
04:09师傅
04:10你怎么这么偏心啊
04:12把小师弟这么好的男人
04:13送给外人
04:15就是
04:15你们知道个屁啊
04:18你们的小师弟啊
04:19但是天魔圣体
04:21表面
04:22韩后
04:22他内心狂躁无比
04:24你们任何人嫁给他
04:27都接受不了他的洪荒之力啊
04:28记忆暴体
04:32只有那淋下千斤
04:34表面变态冰冷
04:35他内心纯净
04:37生于雪莲
04:38能与小师弟啊
04:39水乳交融
04:41阴阳相通
04:42能成就无上圣告
04:45可是
04:46小师弟走了
04:47我们可怎么办呀
04:49对啊
04:49对啊
04:50师傅
04:51师傅
04:53师傅
04:53师傅
04:55师傅
04:56师傅
04:56师傅
04:57我给你们在红尘
04:59安排了五种身份
05:01掌握了
05:03掌握了
05:03当事的应急财富和权利
05:07你们带着五种身份来
05:09去保护好你们的小师弟
05:12别是那个小魔女未婚妻的欺负
05:20哈哈哈
05:24走吧
05:27你们和小师弟啊
05:29都有命定念缘
05:30逃不掉的
05:32但还是希望能熬得掉
05:35不然
05:35一纸婚姻
05:37五个师姐
05:38怪兔啊
05:39你可一定要扛住啊
05:41搞不好
05:42会走火和魔的
05:48
05:49这就是成语吗
05:56我的美女啊
06:01可是我去哪找了
06:02谁呢
06:03谁呢
06:27你看什么
06:29再看把你眼珠抠出来
06:33你看什么
06:34再看把你眼珠抠出来
06:36你看什么
06:42再看把你眼珠抠出来
06:44我说你穿着衣服
06:45你小哥哥
06:45你快别说了
06:47我姐姐生气了会看人的
06:47你快走吧
06:48快走
06:50我姐姐
06:50
06:52我觉得她挺老实的
06:52让她走吧
06:53
06:55我怀疑她是一个跟踪头盔狂
06:57哎哎哎哎
06:58美女
06:58我可是个正人心
07:00你少污蔑人啊
07:02对啊姐
07:02我看她就是一个老实人
07:04怎么会是头盔狂呢
07:05
07:06她刚才
07:07说说我
07:08里面那
07:14今天你要不说清楚
07:15你看我
07:16你跟你说什么
07:23小心
07:24
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07:45这嘴唇好软啊
07:46这嘴唇好软啊
07:48我们在尖角身一样
07:48没有啊
07:53我们在尖角身一样
07:54没有啊
07:54It's just on you.
08:00Hey, she's the first.
08:02I don't want to.
08:13Oh, you're done.
08:16What are you doing?
08:17I didn't do anything.
08:18Oh, I just saw something.
08:21I asked you something.
08:21I asked you something.
08:21I asked you something.
08:22I didn't want to.
08:23I don't want to take the same time.
08:25I don't want to take the same time.
08:27Don't make me happy.
08:31Don't make me happy.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:32I think your skin is very good.
08:35It's really good.
08:38You are a creeper.
08:39Oh.
08:39I'm sorry.
08:47Okay.
08:55Oh,
08:56I'm going to ask you something.
08:58Hey,
08:58wait, wait, wait.
08:59Don't worry, don't worry.
09:00Don't worry, don't worry.
09:02What do you want to ask?
09:03I'm not going to fight a woman.
09:10Don't be afraid to me.
09:11I'm going to go home and get a dress.
09:14Ah!
09:16Ah!
09:20Ah!
09:21Ah!
09:26You don't want to take a movie.
09:28Listen to me.
09:28I'll leave you at the living room.
09:30Oh,
09:34you never want me to take a rep.
09:35You still got me.
09:38Come on.
09:39Oh,
09:47You're a dumb man.
09:52You're a dumb man. If I'm going to make my family, I will be able to kill you.
09:59You're a dumb man.
10:00You're a dumb man.
10:02You're a dumb man.
10:09Oh my god, come on!
10:12Come on!
10:14Come on!
10:14Come on!
10:15Come on!
10:15Come on!
10:16Come on!
10:16Come on!
10:17Come on!
10:22Come on!
10:23Hey!
10:24What's wrong with me?
10:26Hey!
10:26I'm not mistaken!
10:27I'm your father!
10:29Hey!
10:30Hey!
10:30Hey!
10:36Hey!
10:48Hey!
10:52Hey!
10:53Hey!
10:54Hey!
10:54Hey!
10:55Let me let him out!
10:56I have just made him out!
10:57What's the pain?
10:58Okay, it's the same thing.
10:59Let's go!
11:02Oh my god!
11:04Oh!
11:05Oh!
11:07Oh!
11:14Hello y'all
11:15I'd take care of it
11:16I was the emperor
11:18You can hang em up?
11:19Joe lost it
11:20Goodbye
11:24Look at the emperor
11:26You can hang em up?
11:28Yo lost it
11:32Wait. Did you call me?
11:37What are you doing?
11:44I don't know.
11:45You can't use it.
11:46You can't use it.
11:47I'll be able to kill you.
11:48I'll be able to kill you.
11:50You can't kill me.
11:52I'm going to go to my wife.
11:56What's going on?
11:59You're a dumbass.
12:01I'm going to kill you.
12:03You're a dumbass.
12:04She's a dumbass.
12:06She's a dumbass.
12:07She looks amazing.
12:08She doesn't want to kill me.
12:09She'll try to kill me.
12:10I'm gonna kill you.
12:11Um, she's like a dumbass is too bad.
12:13I'm gonna kill you.
12:16How did you kill me?
12:20I told her.
12:22She didn't keep the demon's blood,
12:25I'd try to protect myself.
12:27I'm gonna kill you.
12:31I'll tell you.
12:31Okay, let's wash the澡, take care of the world.
12:34Let's do it.
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13:47
13:48so
13:50计划
13:52千万不要练
13:53男人
13:54不过是三条腿的动物
13:56不必当回事
13:58招之即来
13:59归之即去
14:00就行了
14:01男人
14:03也不全是吧
14:04好男人应该也有
14:06有什么好
14:07不过
14:09招之一群色狼
14:10更像是你的便宜吧
14:15说到这儿
14:16又想起那个泼汉咖啡的混蛋
14:18谁知道雪狼抓住他们
14:20那要抽他的筋 扒他的皮
14:23再把哼到火葬上 烧成肥料种地
14:32是往这走的 人呢
14:34我刚才抱过他 身上有他的味道
14:38我用笑天神秀加二郎贴眼
14:50找到了
14:52我去 前面两个正洗澡呢
15:03我老婆也太美了吧
15:06我已经迫不及待想娶她了
15:08我这十八岁的身体 热情的像火山一样
15:11等我 不来了 不来了 不来了
15:17我好想看到什么东西飞过去了
15:18是人眼盲 好像是
15:21这上不会真的有神仙吧
15:46那亮灯的位置 不会就是浴室吗
15:49林冰柔不会在洗澡
15:51对 就是在洗澡
15:57我看到那小子把咖啡泼到他的身上
16:01真是天助我也呀
16:03老天让我得到他 还给我送来了两活追风
16:10把咖啡泼拿来 本少要亲自吹晕他
16:18然后在这天昏地暗的晚上 和他来一场惊天动地的故事
16:21哈哈哈哈
16:22来 陆少 咖啡泼给你
16:25走 坐新郎去
16:29什么灭绝世态的徒弟 什么冰伤女魔头 什么工会级的变态手段
16:35哈哈哈哈
16:37哈哈哈哈
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16:39林冰柔 纵然你为了九千七百九十九个男人
16:46本少 武邦的唯一继承人 是你逃不过的唯一
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16:59我来和你灾云复语来了
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17:35好了
17:36帮我穿衣服吧
17:37我要去抉择那个破咖啡的无赖了
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17:55I don't know.
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