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Mais velho, mais sábio e sempre hilário. Kevin Hart fala sobre os desafios da meia-idade, incluindo lesões inesperadas e comprimidos que dão uma ajudinha na hora H.

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00:05Clique bem photo!
00:06Let's go!
00:08I'm not the same man that I was used to be.
00:1045 tons are different.
00:11All we're talking about now is injuries and medicine.
00:13This is real shit.
00:14Getting injured after 40...
00:15You can't make it back to 100%!!
00:18Look at his arms, mm!
00:19All the way up, see that?
00:20Not this side...
00:21There it is!
00:22Right there.
00:22Show the doctor!
00:23You know what the doctor said?
00:24Just use the other side.
00:25I said, bitch!
00:26Fix it!
00:29These younger kids get hurt, they bounce right back
00:32I was playing basketball, one of the kids twisted his ankle
00:34I said, oh shit
00:35You know how you fix it in real time?
00:37He bent down, tied his shoe up tight
00:40Jumped up
00:43You can't do no shit like that after 40
00:45Your ankle hit that court, the next day you in that boot
00:48I thought you twisted your ankle
00:50Turns out it's my meniscus and my Achilles
00:53They say I'm out for eight months
00:54Eight months?
00:57You didn't even play
01:00Older you get the less you can have
01:01Old people don't give a fuck
01:02Come on, grandpa, you know you can't eat that salt
01:04Motherfucker, I know
01:06I love the spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A
01:08Every time I eat that sandwich, it comes out my ass like a buckshot
01:11One shot
01:12I don't even look back, I know it's a mess
01:14I know
01:17I got a fear of hurting myself to the point where I can't move
01:19But I fall underneath the shower head
01:22And the water keep coming down
01:23And I got to sit there and fight for my life
01:26For six hours, I'm like
01:36That's how they find me
01:37With a little dick
01:38Cause I've been in the fucking water for six hours
01:40Shoot me, man
01:56Like, one two lot of the day
01:59Just give a little dick
01:59Which is a big figure
01:59я vog
01:59I don't know
01:59This is if you don't want to
01:59intoxication
01:59Obrigado.
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