00:00The following trailer has been rated B for Politeness.
00:02Earth has always been protected by a group of elite superheroes.
00:06Then this happened.
00:13All Earth's heroes are dead until a miracle appeared.
00:18For years, there have been rumors about some Canadian superheroes.
00:22Canadian superheroes?
00:25Yes, Canadian superheroes.
00:28And they are Niagara Falls, the mighty maiden of moisture.
00:34Breakaway, when evil's in the net, he's got a slapshot bowl of justice.
00:38Poutine, commanding the power of cheese, fries, and gravy.
00:44RCMPC, a PC that is also PC.
00:48Shinnok, harnessing ice, snow, and sometimes even sleet.
00:53Sasquatchewan, a brute that flattens evil into flat evil.
00:58They will battle an endless array of supervillains.
01:02Less impressive villains.
01:04And even themselves.
01:07You lactose-y liar.
01:10Canada and the world will be my bitch.
01:13You're about to learn that you just pissed up the wrong maple tree.
01:17Canadian superheroes?
01:18Who's ever heard of something so ridiculous?
01:23They're super adequate.
01:25Not the best locker room pep talk I've heard, but not the worst.
01:29I once had a coach in Red Deer who just said,
01:31win or lose, protect your nuts.
01:33Only on Crave.
01:34Proudly Canadian, eh?
01:35Oh, I have to do thisigh.
01:35Obrigado.
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