00:00You're not going through any problems! You're wearing fat!
00:03I-I-I-I-This is how I deal with it, okay? I'm still a hero.
00:07What are you wearing? In your leggings? Yeah?
00:09You can go stop robbery in your fucking leggings?
00:11Oh my god, I can't do this part. You know what I mean?
00:14You're a purr-
00:20I'm Invinci-Kell.
00:22More like Invinci-Bitch!
00:25Yeah, they're really neat. They actually add so much resistance to the back that I can't actually-
00:29Ah, fuck!
00:31You can't die.
00:33No, not at all. I've tried. Many times.
00:37What the fuck?!
00:39Oh my god.
00:41Again!
00:43Last time.
00:47How about that? She still has her power.
00:49So she shouldn't even fucking be there.
00:53It doesn't even cut. Wow.
00:55Sorry.
00:57Hi, uh, I'm Land Leopard. Still fight crime. You know, I'm working at it. I'm actually working on my athleticism online. You can follow me, Land Leopard 43. Land Leopard was taken.
01:09I took this from a chick and she left it at my place after, um, well, after Land Leopard made her purr.
01:17Wow.
01:18I followed him on Instagram so I got to meet him in person. It was really cool. He's, yeah, he's cool.
01:23Why, did he say anything about me or-
01:25I was, uh, Sam the Strong.
01:29But, uh, I'm still pretty strong, like, emotionally.
01:32Do you know how hard this is for me? Like-
01:34Now you're only lifting tissues. Get over yourself.
01:37Like-
01:38Turtles, turtles make you horny.
01:40I can hear you breathing, Mark.
01:43I knew you were gonna say that.
01:49If you guys want your magic powers back so fucking bad, why don't you just go to that tree?
01:53The urban legend?
01:54You lose all your powers, you go to the magic tree, you get them back?
01:56We've been here for seven weeks and you didn't tell us about the tree that gave us our powers back?
02:02It just escaped my mind, yeah.
02:04Take us to the tree!
02:05Now?
02:06Yes!
02:07Okay.
02:08Yep, that's the one.
02:10Alright.
02:12So.
02:13Where do you start?
02:14From what I've heard, you're slowly gonna start humping it.
02:19Let's go.
02:26When do we get our powers?
02:28When do we get our powers?
02:31Guys!
02:33Guys, it's just a fucking tree.
02:35Really?
02:36The fucking magic tree!
02:37You bitch.
02:39Come on!
02:40Give me my fucking powers back!
02:41Give me my fucking powers back!
02:42Give me my fucking powers back!
02:43Give me my fucking powers back!
02:46Guys!
02:49I'm sorry I lied.
02:50I feel bad.
02:51I feel-
02:52You're a bitch!
02:53Yes.
02:54Look, you're never gonna get your powers back, but you didn't prematurely lose them, you just outgrew them.
03:02Land Leopard.
03:03When I jumped off the bridge, you were the first one there with a towel.
03:06Sam the Strong.
03:07You have the strongest heart of anyone I know.
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