00:00Along a nature trail, a coyote jumps out, attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor.
00:06The governor starts to intervene but reflects upon the movie Bambi,
00:10then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural.
00:15He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote, bills the state $200,
00:20testing it for diseases, $500 for relocating it.
00:24He calls a veterinarian.
00:26The vet collects the dead dog, bills the state $200, testing it for diseases.
00:32The governor goes to the hospital, spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote
00:37and then getting his bite wound bandaged.
00:40The running trail gets shut down for six months while Fish and Game conducts a $100,000 survey
00:45to make sure the area is now free of dangerous animals.
00:49The governor spends $50,000 estate funds implementing a coyote awareness program for residents of the area.
00:57The state legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies
01:01and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
01:05The governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack.
01:12The state spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with additional special training regarding the nature of
01:18coyotes.
01:21Peter protests the coyotes for relocation, files a $5 million suit against the state.
01:27Texas.
01:34The governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.
01:38A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.
01:41The governor shoots the coyote with his state-issued pistol and keeps jogging.
01:56The governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 caliber hollow point cartridge.
02:01The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
02:04And that, my friends, is why California is broke.
02:06Texas is not.
02:10Texas is a freshman major reason to choose to be a an adjuster at the price or the seasonary frame.
02:28This is my favorite company.
02:29In Mỹ, Texas is the California Project cub Absence,
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