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00:00:04So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:22Just play along.
00:00:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30Hey, man!
00:00:53You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:57Do you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:03I don't want you to stop, tell me now.
00:01:10I don't want you to stop.
00:01:34I don't want you to stop.
00:01:36I was drunk last night.
00:01:37I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:42I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:51I don't want you to stop.
00:02:09I don't want you to stop.
00:02:11I don't want you to stop.
00:02:26I don't want you to stop.
00:02:40I don't want you to stop.
00:02:44I don't want you to stop.
00:03:11I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:15Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:21Sweetie, remember it's just pretend.
00:03:23It's just for Christmas.
00:03:24But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:03:27Where's my real one?
00:03:30Uh...
00:03:35I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:37Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:47Daddy!
00:03:48No!
00:03:51Daddy!
00:03:56No!
00:03:57I'm sorry.
00:03:59I'm not your dad.
00:04:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:04:04Oh.
00:04:05Mommy, hurry!
00:04:06Your fit Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:15I asked the agency for an average looking guy.
00:04:19He's gorgeous.
00:04:25Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:27There's no one here.
00:04:29She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:32You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:35So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:40Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:04:42What's your name?
00:04:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:46Max, Aurelius.
00:04:47Eva.
00:04:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:55I guess mom gets her grandkid too.
00:04:59So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and-
00:05:05$1,000 an hour?
00:05:06Well, yeah.
00:05:08It's $500 a day.
00:05:10Is that enough?
00:05:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:13Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:15That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:17You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:19Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:21Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:05:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:26And then my family will get off my back,
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:33So she's getting pressure from her folks too.
00:05:36Fine.
00:05:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43Deal.
00:05:46Ready to go get married?
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:00Wow.
00:06:02Clean up nice.
00:06:03This is my wedding day after all.
00:06:05Pictures.
00:06:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:37Bye-ching.
00:06:39Okay, uh, I think we got it.
00:06:42Oh, I need some photos of us together, too,
00:06:45to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:49Yeah, of course.
00:07:00Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:02From my family to you.
00:07:12Bad news, boss.
00:07:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:18Wait, she bailed?
00:07:19Then who is...
00:07:23Who is she?
00:07:25Whatever.
00:07:26It doesn't matter.
00:07:28I've got what I need.
00:07:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:33I already found someone.
00:07:39Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:42Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:44Christmas shopping?
00:07:46I should come.
00:07:47Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:54It'll make it more believable.
00:07:58Fine.
00:07:59Yeah, fine.
00:08:00Okay.
00:08:00You can come.
00:08:02Come.
00:08:08Let's go.
00:08:09Which mall are we going to?
00:08:11Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:13No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:18Oh!
00:08:19What the actual fuck?
00:08:25Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:30Sam, get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:37She does kind of look like him.
00:08:42So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:47Here, let me get this.
00:08:49I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:52Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice in front of
00:09:03them.
00:09:04Okay.
00:09:05Should we use our tongues, or?
00:09:07No, no, definitely not.
00:09:09And absolutely no.
00:09:10Sex?
00:09:11Yes.
00:09:12This is strictly business.
00:09:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:18What?
00:09:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:36Here.
00:09:37What are you doing?
00:09:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:41Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5150% off pies?
00:09:52Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:54Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:09:56They're the best kind.
00:09:58Hurry up and go, go.
00:09:59What are you standing here for?
00:10:02Hello there.
00:10:03Hi.
00:10:04You ready?
00:10:04Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:05Okay, great.
00:10:07We have a holiday special today.
00:10:08Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:14deal.
00:10:15Oh, great.
00:10:15Yeah, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:18Well, can you get a move on?
00:10:20I just got here.
00:10:22Relax.
00:10:23Yeah, yeah.
00:10:26Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:28Okay, thank you.
00:10:31Hurry up and pay.
00:10:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:37You can wait your turn.
00:10:42Thank you.
00:10:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:51Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:51Not the pies.
00:10:52Not the pies.
00:10:52You can just set those on top.
00:10:59Hi, guys.
00:11:01I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:06Thank you.
00:11:07Of course.
00:11:08Thank you so much.
00:11:10Of course.
00:11:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:12Thank you.
00:11:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:14Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:16Just to give it away.
00:11:18Thank you.
00:11:19Merry Christmas.
00:11:20Merry Christmas.
00:11:21Merry Christmas.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26You do that often?
00:11:28As often as I can.
00:11:34We should go.
00:11:35We got to pick up paper.
00:11:39Watch out.
00:11:59You done feeling me up?
00:12:02Shut up.
00:12:02Oh, sorry.
00:12:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:12And don't be late.
00:12:25Harrison Group?
00:12:26Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:29Sort of.
00:12:30Not that I'm judging.
00:12:31I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:40I think that's respectable.
00:12:42Can we pick another company?
00:12:44No.
00:12:45Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:47And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:48My cousin's husband works for them too.
00:12:50So, it's perfect.
00:12:55Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:12:59Don't worry.
00:13:00Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:05Too much.
00:13:26Let's go, Sam.
00:13:28It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:30Well, Don, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:35It's my daughter's.
00:13:37Daughters?
00:13:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:56Hey, there they are!
00:13:58Hey!
00:13:59Nice to meet you!
00:14:00Aw.
00:14:01Dad.
00:14:02Aren't you native?
00:14:03Oh, I missed you.
00:14:05So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:09He's coming.
00:14:10Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:13Good, good, good.
00:14:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:18When's he arriving?
00:14:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:25Poor thing.
00:14:25Not surprising.
00:14:27I mean, she's 30.
00:14:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:31No, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:37This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:41Auntie Pamela?
00:14:42Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:46We're only worried about you.
00:14:48All these years without a husband.
00:14:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:14:56And look what happened.
00:14:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:01I'm not alone.
00:15:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:09He's a manager.
00:15:11Manager of what?
00:15:13Trash.
00:15:15Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:19You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:22Actually, he's right here.
00:15:27Oh, wow.
00:15:30Wow, he is really good looking.
00:15:34Ah, must be AI.
00:15:36Mm-hmm.
00:15:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:40Fake.
00:15:40That's enough.
00:15:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:44Show some respect.
00:15:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:52Well, guess what?
00:15:53William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:15:56Makes 500 grand.
00:15:58And a year.
00:15:59That's half a million.
00:16:01Half a million.
00:16:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:06And speak of the devil.
00:16:11Willie, you made it.
00:16:23There you are.
00:16:25Oh, look at you now, living the dream.
00:16:29Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:31Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:37So married, huh?
00:16:38Uh, is it serious?
00:16:41That's what marriage is.
00:16:43It's pretty serious.
00:16:44Wow.
00:16:45You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:48Makes sense, though.
00:16:49You not being a hot, young thing anymore.
00:16:52Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:16:55Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:16:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:01That's right.
00:17:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:07Women love a man in red.
00:17:09Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:11When I sit on my lap.
00:17:14Don't touch me.
00:17:15Oh, so entitled.
00:17:17Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:21And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:26I mean, look at that car.
00:17:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:31Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:34Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:39I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:46My mom would never marry.
00:17:48She already has a husband.
00:17:49He's going to kick your butt.
00:17:55Is that so?
00:17:56Well, then, where is he?
00:17:58Because I don't see him.
00:18:00Does anyone see him?
00:18:04Oh, just like I thought.
00:18:07Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:09That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:12And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:18Hey.
00:18:18Mommy.
00:18:19Hey, are you okay?
00:18:21I see your hands.
00:18:22Oh, my God.
00:18:23I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:25Come on, now.
00:18:26Let's go.
00:18:28What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:30How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:35Let me go.
00:18:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:41Let me go!
00:18:56Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:03Max, you came.
00:19:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:09Where's Piper?
00:19:10William Hitter.
00:19:12Mom and Dad have to take her inside.
00:19:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:17Well, well, well.
00:19:18If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:22That's right.
00:19:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:30It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:32I'm Max.
00:19:33Eva told us all about you.
00:19:35From New York.
00:19:36Polite.
00:19:36Handsome.
00:19:37Just like she said.
00:19:39Wow.
00:19:41He was an AI.
00:19:42See?
00:19:43He's real.
00:19:44And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:47Son of a bitch.
00:19:49You just ruined my suit.
00:19:51And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:19:55That car?
00:19:56That car?
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:57That's worth more than a house.
00:20:00That car?
00:20:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:05Wait.
00:20:07Are you?
00:20:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:16Well, I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:21You stole it.
00:20:22That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:25Jesus.
00:20:26How did he get away with it?
00:20:27That's what I want to know.
00:20:29Enough, please.
00:20:32I trust my daughter.
00:20:34She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:37Max, be honest with me.
00:20:40Where did that car come from?
00:20:42How much did you want for it?
00:20:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:48So?
00:20:49You need a breath, man.
00:20:53All right, that's it.
00:20:54I'm calling the cops.
00:20:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:20:57Wait.
00:20:58What?
00:20:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:02Oh, well.
00:21:03Too late.
00:21:10Listen, hon.
00:21:11I believe you.
00:21:12But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:18It's my car.
00:21:19Okay?
00:21:19It's not stolen.
00:21:20Yeah?
00:21:21If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:23Thank you.
00:21:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:29Okay.
00:21:29I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:31But then you have to get lost.
00:21:32And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:35Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:40Loser!
00:21:41Say one more word, and I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:21:45I'll give them a real reason to take me in.
00:21:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:48It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:53Here.
00:21:53Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:03Mr. Harrison?
00:22:07Mr. Harrison?
00:22:10Mr. Harrison?
00:22:12Just play alone.
00:22:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:16Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:20Yes, sir!
00:22:21I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:24Please, accept my serious apologies!
00:22:25Oh, jeez.
00:22:36Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:40He fooled me.
00:22:41What can I say?
00:22:42Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:48Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:49We were just looking out for you.
00:22:51Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:22:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:22:56Soon.
00:22:56Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:00A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:05We are family, aren't we?
00:23:07Family takes care of each other.
00:23:10If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:14Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:21Yeah.
00:23:22I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:24My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:27Your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:30Come on, guys.
00:23:31Let's go in.
00:23:32Welcome to the family.
00:23:36Welcome.
00:23:37Come on in.
00:23:38Come on in.
00:23:41This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:43You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:47My fault.
00:23:48You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:01Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:05And how do you...
00:24:06I told you.
00:24:06I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:09I have a friend in high places.
00:24:11A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:15Yes.
00:24:17It's the season of giving.
00:24:18He knows people.
00:24:20Has connections.
00:24:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:23You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:25And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:27Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:24:31Dad!
00:24:32Mom!
00:24:32Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:36Oh, honey.
00:24:37We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:43I think they get it, hon.
00:24:47How's Piper?
00:24:48Oh, she's fine.
00:24:50One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:24:53And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:24:58Great.
00:24:59See you in a bit.
00:25:00Joey?
00:25:01What are you doing?
00:25:04Okay.
00:25:06Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:11Relax.
00:25:12It was just a hug.
00:25:14Ugh.
00:25:16We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:19You'll be okay.
00:25:20It's just one week.
00:25:21Kill me now.
00:25:22Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:29What are you doing?
00:25:32That's weird.
00:25:33That's weird.
00:25:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:35And I don't know.
00:25:36Something just falls off.
00:25:38That's ridiculous.
00:25:40I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:42Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:44Oh, that's...
00:25:46Later.
00:25:49Let's go.
00:25:53Here we go.
00:25:56Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:25:58Everything looks amazing.
00:25:59And happy holidays.
00:26:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:03Aw.
00:26:05Welcome.
00:26:06Cheers.
00:26:07Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:08Looks great.
00:26:09Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:20Mmm.
00:26:20Oh, no.
00:26:21Mom's testing him.
00:26:22She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:24You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:31Ow.
00:26:32Eva, sweetie.
00:26:34Kicking my foot.
00:26:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:36Mom, I...
00:26:36Oh, jeez.
00:26:38Oh, what are you doing?
00:26:39It's okay.
00:26:40Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:56Um...
00:26:57Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:26:58Did I hear this right?
00:26:59They're the best kind.
00:27:02Well, of course.
00:27:03It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:05See?
00:27:06Are you happy now?
00:27:08That's good, but something still feels off.
00:27:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:13We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:19But our marriage is real.
00:27:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:42Well, um, it's...
00:27:44Silly face, dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:27:50Silly face.
00:27:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:27:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:27:57Those are blousers.
00:27:59That's nice.
00:28:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:03Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:09I'll drink to that.
00:28:11I agree with you there.
00:28:13So, come on, guys.
00:28:14Let's eat.
00:28:15Come on.
00:28:21Thank you.
00:28:22Thank you.
00:28:27And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:30Hey, I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:33Nice and festive for you.
00:28:36No complications, right?
00:28:37Sorry, honey.
00:28:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:42Oh, honey.
00:28:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:46Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:28:50Something about water conservation.
00:28:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:28:5415 minutes?
00:28:56Honey, it's no big deal.
00:28:58Just shower together.
00:29:00Shower together?
00:29:04Just shower together.
00:29:05Okay, you guys.
00:29:06Have a good night, okay?
00:29:11You heard her.
00:29:33Oh, wow.
00:29:35Why are you stripping?
00:29:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:41You have 15 minutes.
00:29:42Nice try.
00:29:43I am not showering with you.
00:29:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:29:46All room for me in there.
00:29:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:06Come on, Max.
00:30:07Get out of the way.
00:30:09We agreed.
00:30:10Nothing physical.
00:30:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:13Relax.
00:30:14I won't touch you.
00:30:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:20But that'll cost extra.
00:30:30In your dreams.
00:30:33Free to join me.
00:32:21¡Gracias!
00:32:51¿Por qué actúe actúe?
00:32:55Oh, Dios mío.
00:32:57Max es el padre Piper.
00:32:59¿Estás bien?
00:33:00Sí.
00:33:02Solo...
00:33:02Solo me quedé lightheaded.
00:33:05Creo que solo me quedé un poco más de un minuto.
00:33:07Solo.
00:33:09Claro.
00:33:12Tenemos una hija juntos.
00:33:15Oh, Dios mío.
00:33:16¿Qué hago?
00:33:23I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:33:25You can take the bed.
00:33:27Thanks.
00:33:29Hey.
00:33:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:33Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:35I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:37So if there's something you need,
00:33:38I can help.
00:33:40I want to help.
00:33:42He's Piper's father.
00:33:43He has a right to know.
00:33:46Um, Max...
00:33:48How would you feel
00:33:50if you found out you had a kid?
00:33:55A child?
00:33:56No, no, no.
00:33:57That's impossible.
00:33:59I'm very careful.
00:34:02Mostly.
00:34:04I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:07Family to me is a big commitment
00:34:09and I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:12You know?
00:34:13Right.
00:34:14He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:19Why do you ask?
00:34:21No reason.
00:34:22Just...
00:34:23Just curious.
00:34:24No, I feel like you're
00:34:26going somewhere with this.
00:34:28What?
00:34:29No.
00:34:31Well then,
00:34:31can I ask you a question?
00:34:34Shoot.
00:34:40Where did you get these?
00:34:41And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:44I did not get those.
00:34:46I don't know where those came from.
00:34:47Are you sure you're just not trying to
00:34:49break the contract?
00:34:52Give me that first.
00:34:54Give me the...
00:34:55Give me those...
00:34:56Whoa!
00:35:07Elon,
00:35:08the truth is
00:35:09is that I...
00:35:13Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:35:15Just a second.
00:35:17Come in.
00:35:18Hey, hon.
00:35:20Oh!
00:35:21Sorry for interrupting,
00:35:22but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:35:25before I tuck her in.
00:35:26Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:35:28We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:30I can see that.
00:35:32Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:35:34I mean, if you don't...
00:35:35if you don't mind.
00:35:36Well, atta boy.
00:35:38You know what?
00:35:38Just put a shirt on.
00:35:40I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:41Piper!
00:35:42Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:46He sprang to his sleigh,
00:35:47to his team gave a whistle,
00:35:49and away they all flew,
00:35:51like the down of a thistle.
00:35:53But I heard him exclaim
00:35:54as he drove out of sight,
00:35:57Merry Christmas to all,
00:35:59and to all,
00:36:00a good night.
00:36:04If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:36:06she'd be over the moon.
00:36:08Good night, Piper.
00:36:13Is her dad still around?
00:36:15Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:36:17because you're her dad.
00:36:19Uh, no.
00:36:21That man has no idea
00:36:23what a treasure
00:36:25he's missing out on.
00:36:29Do you really think so?
00:36:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:33Maybe I should tell him.
00:36:35He deserves to know.
00:36:42Max,
00:36:46you're Piper's father.
00:36:55I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:21Where's Piper?
00:37:23She must have snuck off
00:37:24while we were asleep.
00:37:41God, he's such a good kisser.
00:37:51Just gonna kiss and run?
00:37:54Not on my watch.
00:37:59Yeah, this.
00:38:01I remember this.
00:38:12Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:38:14How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:18Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:19It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:21Wonderful.
00:38:22Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:26Oh, no.
00:38:27What is that?
00:38:28Sardines and saltines.
00:38:30It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:31It was my gram-grams favorite
00:38:33during wartime.
00:38:34Don't be shy.
00:38:35Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:38:38Max, you don't have to.
00:38:39No, no.
00:38:40It's okay.
00:38:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:38:43Oh, there we go.
00:39:02Good?
00:39:03Mmm.
00:39:04Good?
00:39:06Scrunches.
00:39:07Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:09You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:12Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:15That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda
00:39:17and her brood this year.
00:39:19What's the deal with them?
00:39:21Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:23Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:28Hey, don't worry.
00:39:29I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:33Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:38Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:39:51Wait, that earring.
00:39:54Wait, that earring.
00:39:56You like it?
00:39:57I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:00Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:03I don't really remember the details,
00:40:05but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10And it's just a common earring.
00:40:11Anyone can have it.
00:40:13Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:14She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:19So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:23But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:26What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:30An aging single mom.
00:40:32Slim pickings.
00:40:34I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:36That explains it.
00:40:38She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:40Oh, please, Miranda.
00:40:42You know, Ava is your niece.
00:40:44Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:40:46Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:40:50Her track record speaks for itself.
00:40:51Exactly.
00:40:52Not like my Sierra.
00:40:54Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:40:59Oh, they're here.
00:41:01Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:09Merry Christmas.
00:41:11You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:13I am.
00:41:14I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:17Welcome.
00:41:17You're Ava's husband.
00:41:20But you're gorgeous.
00:41:24But not as handsome as you.
00:41:26Look at you two.
00:41:27You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:31Merry Christmas.
00:41:32This is from Max and I.
00:41:34Oh, my goodness.
00:41:35Thank you, Ava.
00:41:36Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:39Oops.
00:41:39Oh, my bad.
00:41:41Oh, a homemade gift.
00:41:43How thrifty.
00:41:45Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:41:47Mommy's right.
00:41:48You mean all high?
00:41:50You little.
00:41:52You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:41:57Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:00Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:02My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:06He could ruin your life.
00:42:19Honey, are you okay?
00:42:21I'm fine.
00:42:21I'm just a sweat, honey.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:23It's okay.
00:42:24It's okay.
00:42:26What are you?
00:42:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:32Did you just slap me?
00:42:34Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:36You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:37You know what, Ciara?
00:42:38I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:44Her family.
00:42:45She means me.
00:42:50You okay, honey?
00:42:52Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:42:54Do something.
00:42:55You don't know who you're messing with.
00:42:57I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:00Oh, wow.
00:43:01I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:06Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:09Let's call him.
00:43:10I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:13Please.
00:43:14Who do you think you are?
00:43:16Enough.
00:43:19There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:22Fine, Dad.
00:43:23Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:25They're just jealous.
00:43:28For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:31I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:34I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:38Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:39All right, that's enough.
00:43:41Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:03Is this a joke?
00:44:06Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:08Hold it.
00:44:08Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:11My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:16My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:20King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:25Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:28And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:31It's just petty.
00:44:32Maybe so.
00:44:33But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:37Fine.
00:44:38Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:41Come on, let's go.
00:44:41No, no.
00:44:43Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:44:46Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:44:49I know, dear.
00:44:50I just want to have our family together.
00:44:53Fine.
00:44:53We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:44:56Better a stray than a bitch.
00:44:58What was that?
00:45:02I just want to have our family together.
00:45:05Fine.
00:45:06We'll stay.
00:45:07Can I have a little napalm?
00:45:09It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:11We'll get something right after.
00:45:13Like drive-thru?
00:45:14I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:17That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:22No strays.
00:45:23Ow.
00:45:24Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:25Yes, please.
00:45:27You hit my child.
00:45:28You're fucking crazy.
00:45:29Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:37Don't worry, baby.
00:45:38I'll handle it.
00:45:41Don't worry, baby.
00:45:42I'll handle it.
00:45:46Piper, sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:45:54Okay, sweetheart.
00:45:55Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:45:58As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:00Actually, I do.
00:46:03He's such a liar.
00:46:04This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:06Oh, it will be.
00:46:09Sam.
00:46:11Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:15I'm already on my way.
00:46:19Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:22I'm already on my way.
00:46:25You hear this guy?
00:46:26He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:29From Antarctica.
00:46:31Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:46:33His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:46:36Max, what are you doing?
00:46:38Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:46:40Santa's already on his way.
00:46:42Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:46:51A helicopter?
00:46:59There's no way.
00:47:05How did you pull this off?
00:47:06Sam is like family.
00:47:07I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:47:09Thanks, boss.
00:47:11Boss?
00:47:12Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:14Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:17Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:21I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:24You're the CEO of Harrison Krupp?
00:47:27Mm-hmm.
00:47:30Come on.
00:47:32You can stop kidding around.
00:47:34If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:47:38No, I actually am the CEO.
00:47:40Come on.
00:47:41You can stop the charade.
00:47:42Okay?
00:47:43This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:47:45Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:47:49Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:01How is this possible?
00:48:03This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:10Who are you?
00:48:11I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:14That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:17Wait.
00:48:17No.
00:48:18Hold on.
00:48:20You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:24You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:27Hmm.
00:48:28Some of the small ones.
00:48:29I mean, you know that.
00:48:31You work for me.
00:48:33Oh, God.
00:48:34I insulted my own boss.
00:48:36I'm finished.
00:48:41Oh, God.
00:48:42I insulted my own boss.
00:48:44I'm finished.
00:48:46Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:48:48Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:48:50Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:48:52For tonight, your feast ends.
00:48:54And with that, your career.
00:48:57You're fired.
00:48:58Fired?
00:48:59Sam.
00:49:04You're fired?
00:49:05Oh, God.
00:49:06I can't be fired.
00:49:08What?
00:49:10Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:11You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:13Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:49:14I'll do anything.
00:49:16Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:23And you.
00:49:25Oh, me?
00:49:27Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:49:29That was a Christmas joke.
00:49:30A family tradition.
00:49:31Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:49:35Sam.
00:49:39Will you do me the honors?
00:49:42Gladly.
00:49:46Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:49:51Father, do something.
00:49:53Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:49:55I'm leaving.
00:49:56Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:49:57Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:04Come on, sweetie.
00:50:06Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:50:08Eat as much as you want.
00:50:09Thanks, Daddy.
00:50:13I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:16I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:18Honestly?
00:50:20This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:22Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:24Just like this.
00:50:26Does he really mean that?
00:50:27Or is he just playing the part?
00:50:29I can't tell.
00:50:31And that terrifies me.
00:50:36Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:50:38I brought you a gift.
00:50:39Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:50:47Oh, this is wonderful.
00:50:50Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:50:53Tell me everything.
00:50:55Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:00Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:04A high school dropout?
00:51:06In the Harrison family?
00:51:09What a chance.
00:51:13She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:17Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:18Silence!
00:51:19Get me the address where she works.
00:51:21It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:23That's nice.
00:51:24We own that one.
00:51:26Good work.
00:51:27But take off that stupid hat.
00:51:39Thanks.
00:51:39So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:51:46Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:51:48And how about you?
00:51:53Me?
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:56Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:01Eva?
00:52:12That birthmark.
00:52:13Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:20Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:22So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:23Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:52:28That's what we agreed upon.
00:52:29Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:52:31Max.
00:52:32Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:52:35Well, it's cold.
00:52:37Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:52:41Max.
00:52:43I need to tell you something.
00:52:46It's something important.
00:52:48What's gotten into her?
00:52:50Is she hiding something?
00:52:52Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:52:55I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:01Piper is...
00:53:03Piper is...
00:53:04Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:07Sweetie.
00:53:08Oh, my gosh.
00:53:09It's all swollen.
00:53:10Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:12Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:14Mommy's gonna go get a first date kid, okay?
00:53:18Come on, Piper.
00:53:22Okay, let me see.
00:53:26I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:53:30But that's not true.
00:53:31You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:53:35Uh...
00:53:36Daddy!
00:53:37No!
00:53:40Well...
00:53:44Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:53:50Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:53Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:53:55Really?
00:53:55Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:00You think it was Scar?
00:54:03Hmm.
00:54:06I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:07Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:09I have one, too.
00:54:11Dad.
00:54:13I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:15Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:18Really?
00:54:19No way.
00:54:20No.
00:54:20It was actually a cactus.
00:54:22But it's still cool.
00:54:25I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:54:31Piper, how long have you had that?
00:54:33My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:54:41And how old are you?
00:54:42Six.
00:54:43Six?
00:54:44That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:54:47Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:54:49Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:54:53What do I even say?
00:54:54And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:54:57Sorry, honey.
00:54:58This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:01Um, yeah.
00:55:05Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:08Ivar.
00:55:12Okay, look.
00:55:17Piper is...
00:55:22Go on.
00:55:29That must be an emergency.
00:55:31Excuse me.
00:55:33Sorry, I'm gonna take this.
00:55:40Mommy, are you okay?
00:55:42Yeah.
00:55:45Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:55:47I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:55:52Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:55:54I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:55:58She's a high school dropout.
00:56:00Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:02And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:05I'm Eva's husband.
00:56:06Max.
00:56:07That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:15I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:16You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:18Your mother would take her away.
00:56:20After Christmas, it's over.
00:56:24Eva?
00:56:26Maximus?
00:56:26Are you even listening to me?
00:56:29No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:56:30I'm sorry, okay?
00:56:31Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:56:34I'm not leaving her.
00:56:36Eva?
00:56:42Thank you.
00:56:44Thank you.
00:56:45Thank you.
00:56:47Oh, thank you, Mom.
00:56:48This is for you, Grandma.
00:56:54Oh, wow.
00:56:56That's so cool.
00:56:57What did you make?
00:56:58Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:57:01Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:04Thanks, guys.
00:57:04I'm glad you're here.
00:57:07Oh!
00:57:09Wow!
00:57:10Damn, these are nice.
00:57:12Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:16Bye.
00:57:19Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:57:22It's in the other room by the train set.
00:57:24Here, I'll go with you.
00:57:24Remember the song that we sang?
00:57:26Ready?
00:57:27Ready?
00:57:27Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:57:29What do we got, guys?
00:57:30Billy.
00:57:30Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:57:36You never told me, have we met before?
00:57:45Have we met before?
00:57:47She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:53I don't know what you're getting at.
00:57:56Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:07I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:08Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:09They're very common.
00:58:10I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:14No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:18Maybe.
00:58:21Are you okay?
00:58:24Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:58:27No.
00:58:28I'm fine.
00:58:32Oh, I almost forgot.
00:58:36I got you this.
00:58:37You got me a gift, too?
00:58:39Tis the season.
00:58:41Open it.
00:58:54Gloves.
00:58:56Did you make these?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:59I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
00:59:03You've already done so much for me.
00:59:04I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:07How did I feel?
00:59:10Warm, right?
00:59:12Yeah.
00:59:13Warm.
00:59:15Soft.
00:59:18Perfect.
00:59:23Thank you, Eva.
00:59:25Thank you, Eva.
00:59:25I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
00:59:29really?
00:59:31Yeah, my mom, she partied all the time, and I got gifts.
00:59:35Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
00:59:39Nothing personal.
00:59:43Nothing personal.
00:59:43Well, you deserve it.
00:59:45You're a good guy, and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
00:59:55And what if that day's today, what if I already found someone special, right here?
01:00:06I'm sorry.
01:00:12I don't know.
01:00:14I'm sorry.
01:00:19I'm sorry.
01:00:24I'm sorry.
01:00:26Yeah, yeah.
01:00:27That's it.
01:00:29No podemos...
01:00:31Si quieres que me descanse, te lo diga ahora.
01:00:39No quiero que me descanse.
01:00:47No importa cuántos años pasan,
01:00:49todavía no puedo resistir.
01:00:59No.
01:01:01No.
01:01:02No.
01:01:03No.
01:01:04No.
01:01:04No.
01:01:04No, no, no, no.
01:01:14No, no, no, no.
01:01:18¡Joder!
01:01:19¡Piper!
01:01:30¡Piper!
01:01:48¡Piper!
01:01:51Eva?
01:01:55Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:09That was way too close.
01:02:11Yeah.
01:02:12We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:17Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:02:22Can I still unwrap my present?
01:02:26You still haven't given me mine.
01:02:33Let me give it to you.
01:02:44No, no, no.
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01:07:44oh
01:07:46i told you
01:07:47i already found the woman i love
01:07:55maximus
01:07:56stop this
01:07:57that evil woman is scamming you son
01:08:01tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:03and i'll find you another
01:08:04you are heir to the harrison dynasty
01:08:08no i'm not
01:08:11oh
01:08:11i work in waste management
01:08:13and i'm a secret crime boss
01:08:16i'm eva's husband
01:08:17and i'm a father
01:08:20what
01:08:34that's her
01:08:35the woman who got my son head over heels
01:08:40hi welcome in can i help you find something
01:08:44i want to try those
01:08:48awesome i'll get them for you right away
01:08:51are you
01:08:52sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:08:57no no no i know what i want
01:09:00size seven
01:09:02oh baby can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:06come on she wants the white shoes
01:09:14ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:09:16here let me help you
01:09:18come on
01:09:23she seems kind
01:09:29i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:09:34how do they feel
01:09:35well i love the style
01:09:37but it's too small
01:09:39i think i need a size up
01:09:41maybe my feet are still growing
01:09:46right away i'll be right back
01:09:48she's not only kind she's patient
01:09:51was i wrong about her
01:10:08are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:11well who gives a shit
01:10:13she can't walk
01:10:17that's just pure evil
01:10:20oh come on saint eva
01:10:23she's in a wheelchair
01:10:26who cares it's the last pair
01:10:28i get paid commission
01:10:34i am not doing that vanessa
01:10:38see
01:10:39this is your whole problem
01:10:42this is why you'll always be broke
01:10:46i don't care if she can walk or not
01:10:49i'm not selling her junk
01:10:52she has to deal with people like this
01:10:54people who insult her all day
01:10:58i'm your manager
01:11:03sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:05or you're fired
01:11:12did i stutter
01:11:17you don't have to fire me
01:11:20i quit
01:11:27i don't work here anymore
01:11:29listen
01:11:30don't buy the shoes
01:11:32they're broken
01:11:33spend your hard-earned money elsewhere
01:11:34okay
01:11:35you're a good person after all
01:11:39looks like i misjudged you
01:11:41i'm sorry
01:11:44why are you still here eva
01:11:46get out
01:11:53you're not disabled
01:11:54selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:11:59absolutely shameful
01:12:01who are you
01:12:02i am the chairwoman
01:12:04of the harrison group
01:12:06and the owner of this store
01:12:09you're eleanor harrison
01:12:11mother of the ceo
01:12:13i am
01:12:14and you my dear
01:12:16are fired
01:12:17what did i do
01:12:21you are a good person
01:12:24from now on
01:12:26this store is yours to run
01:12:30are you serious
01:12:33that's right
01:12:35don't be nervous child
01:12:37you are professional
01:12:39responsible
01:12:40far better than that two-bit manager
01:12:46you
01:12:47out
01:12:48i'll leave
01:12:52i'm leaving
01:12:55i
01:12:56i feel like i'm dreaming
01:12:59no
01:13:00don't worry
01:13:01you're getting a promotion
01:13:04you deserve it my dear
01:13:07thank you
01:13:08first assignment
01:13:09i want that row
01:13:12and that row
01:13:13and the entire display case
01:13:16pack it all up
01:13:18and bring it to my house
01:13:20okay
01:13:20yeah
01:13:23once we're home
01:13:24i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:13:27i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:13:36she's the mother of a ceo
01:13:38of course she lives like this
01:13:49mrs harrison
01:13:51i'm here with your delivery
01:13:55max
01:13:56eva
01:13:57what are you doing here
01:14:00i uh
01:14:00there you are eva
01:14:04wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:06my new daughter-in-law
01:14:10what are you
01:14:14that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:14:19well i tried to tell you but
01:14:20stop
01:14:22and you
01:14:23you lied to me at the store
01:14:25you were both just testing me
01:14:28is this some sick game rich people play
01:14:30i'm sorry eva
01:14:32i thought you might be using my son
01:14:34just after his money
01:14:36but i was wrong
01:14:37eva please
01:14:38i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:14:40not every working class girl is after your money
01:14:43how could you think that of me
01:14:45it's not like that dear
01:14:48eva what are you talking about
01:14:51mom what did you do
01:14:52i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:14:55we're not together
01:14:57we're not together
01:14:58and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:03i made a horrible mistake
01:15:06what are you waiting for son go after her
01:15:12eva
01:15:13eva
01:15:13let me go
01:15:14i swear it's not what you think
01:15:16but we come from two completely different worlds
01:15:18stop pretending like you care
01:15:19i'm not pretending
01:15:20okay i can't fake what we have
01:15:22and everything i've done for you
01:15:24and piper
01:15:25this is real
01:15:30touch my wife again
01:15:31and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:15:34max you came
01:15:35god you weren't driving me
01:15:37fucking insane
01:15:40i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:15:42a good father
01:15:44just say the word
01:15:48see
01:15:51stop fighting
01:15:54we belong together
01:15:57you're wrong
01:15:58wrong about what
01:16:00that you care
01:16:02or we belong together
01:16:03look i already told you
01:16:04we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:07now i held up my end of the deal
01:16:09and i met your mother
01:16:09like we discussed
01:16:11now i want a fake divorce from my fake husband
01:16:17eva
01:16:20eva
01:16:22i'm sorry maximus
01:16:24walking away is the only choice i have
01:16:32ow
01:16:34are you okay mommy
01:16:35yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:16:38come here
01:16:47no you're not fine
01:16:48you're sad
01:16:51i'm okay sweetie
01:16:55i miss daddy too
01:16:59i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:04don't you want to be with him
01:17:08love bug
01:17:10you're right
01:17:11what am i doing
01:17:12running like a coward
01:17:15i've always taught you to be brave
01:17:18now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:17:21i believe in you
01:17:23what are you gonna do mommy
01:17:25i know exactly what to say to him
01:17:30maximus deserves to know
01:17:32piper is his daughter
01:17:39enough sulking
01:17:40go get your wife
01:17:42and my grandbaby back
01:17:44don't you think i want to
01:17:46she doesn't want me
01:17:48i didn't raise you to give up
01:17:50your daughter is still out there
01:17:52you can't abandon her
01:17:53mom you don't get it
01:17:55i made a deal with eva
01:17:57to play my wife
01:17:58and piper she was
01:18:00an added bonus
01:18:02what are you talking about
01:18:04i already ran a dna test
01:18:08piper is your daughter
01:18:09what
01:18:10see it for yourself
01:18:18i was right
01:18:19seven years ago
01:18:21new years that woman was evil
01:18:33eva
01:18:36eva
01:18:37hey
01:18:38daddy
01:18:39daddy
01:18:40daddy
01:18:41piper
01:18:41oh
01:18:43i missed you so much sweetheart
01:18:51you came back
01:18:54i uh
01:19:06i was scared
01:19:09but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:19:12because what we have is real
01:19:13and it's worth fighting for
01:19:16sweetheart i have
01:19:18something to tell you
01:19:20i have something to tell you too
01:19:24piper is your daughter
01:19:26you knew
01:19:28my sweet granddaughter
01:19:30mama
01:19:30oh
01:19:34i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:19:36but you've known this whole time
01:19:38i was scared
01:19:39okay i didn't know
01:19:40if you were going to take her from me
01:19:42i didn't know
01:19:42how you were feeling
01:19:45how could you not know how i felt
01:19:57i love you eva
01:20:01i love you too
01:20:03i promise
01:20:04for the rest of my life
01:20:05i'm going to make it up to you
01:20:08as long as we're together
01:20:10it doesn't matter where we are
01:20:21will you marry me eva
01:20:24for real this time
01:20:26yes
01:20:27yes of course i'll marry you
01:20:33yes
01:20:41looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:20:44and the christmas after that
01:20:45and forever
01:20:48i wouldn't have it any other way
01:20:56who's that
01:20:58eva
01:21:01take me back
01:21:09looks like i have to take out the trash
01:21:12again
01:21:15no
01:21:15not funny
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