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00:02Hello.
00:03Well, thanks for coming, everyone.
00:05It's all right.
00:06Lovely, isn't it, eh?
00:07Get everyone together.
00:08Yeah, everyone, just find a seat where you can.
00:10Look, the others are upstairs, haven't you?
00:14It was ages since we lost our big family dinner, eh?
00:17Mmm, boy snacks.
00:19Early ones.
00:20Turn the volume down.
00:22Boghorn.
00:22Oh, really?
00:24You bring the gravy?
00:25Yeah, yeah, it's in the bag.
00:26Is Lauren coming off to work?
00:27And she remembers she's bringing dessert, yeah?
00:28Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
00:32Oh, Cat, let's get some crisps from the pub in the back.
00:34Oh, nice.
00:36Oh, I've done the potatoes.
00:36She just needs to eat them up.
00:37Real hero there, father.
00:40Right, well, I think wine's in order.
00:41What, three bottles?
00:43Oh, yeah, it's been a long week.
00:44Uh, yeah, you know.
00:45Just white, black.
00:47Yeah, well, my exes are my daughter.
00:49So, let's pop this bottle and numb the pain.
00:51Okay, you're gonna pop a nice white wine.
00:54So, this beauty's from the outside.
00:56Mmm.
00:56Damn, I love the outside.
00:58Actually, I've always loved the outside.
00:59Do you know, can you imagine non-hour's ass wine?
01:02I'll happily drink it on my own.
01:03Oh, never said that.
01:05All right, everyone, who wants a glass?
01:06Do you want glass?
01:06Oh, yes, please.
01:07Uh, no.
01:08Absolutely not.
01:09Oh, okay.
01:10Bagsie, Chelsea's glass.
01:11All right, you got it.
01:12Oscar.
01:12Oscar.
01:13Just relax.
01:15Just Sunday lunch, yeah?
01:16Yeah, don't be old and weird.
01:28Oh, no, no, no.
01:40You're fine, baby.
01:43Would you be playing that?
01:44Yeah, Josh has said it's fine.
01:46Plus, it's a good distraction.
01:47Okay.
01:48Just keep an eye on him, yeah?
01:49Yes, I am.
01:51Excuse me, but why is my woman doing her own nails?
01:55Desperate times.
01:56Oh, come on.
01:57I'm desperate.
01:58I can chat to Mark.
01:59You wanna get some more work?
02:01Oh, it's too dangerous.
02:02He's got no idea I'm informing.
02:04You need to start looking for some other work, okay?
02:06Have something lined up.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, all in on.
02:09You know, I've got some stuff I want to put past Vinny, actually.
02:12Vinny?
02:12Hmm.
02:13I've seen some great business opportunities.
02:15Really exciting.
02:16Okay.
02:17Well, that's great.
02:20What are they?
02:21Leave it to me.
02:22Hmm?
02:25And book a mail appointment.
02:31But I threw!
02:32What else for me?
02:34I threw!
02:34I threw!
02:34I threw!
02:34I threw!
02:34I threw!
02:36I threw!
02:37I threw!
02:39I threw!
02:44You're not really gonna do this, are you?
02:45You said you weren't interested.
02:46I'm not.
02:47It just feels wrongly, don't you?
02:49So what?
02:49You're gonna break into someone's house?
02:51Of course not, Johnny, but if someone doesn't do something, then Ben's gonna get an
02:54even longer centre.
02:54Why do you care so much about that?
02:55Ben got himself into this.
02:57You're nice.
02:59Yeah, we're fine.
03:00Come on.
03:02Come on.
03:03Callum's busy.
03:12This has come from the bags.
03:16Is this you?
03:18I don't even know where to start explaining to you as stupid as that is.
03:23Oh, then who's?
03:25Oh, then who's?
03:25Oh, what bag was it in?
03:26I just brought those bags in from the table, didn't I, Ben?
03:30When's dinner?
03:31Uh, yeah.
03:32If you're hungry, mate, just, you know, grab a banana or something, eh?
03:35Um, are you free to talk after?
03:37I don't know.
03:38Of course we are.
03:43Of course we are.
03:44I don't think it'd be that stupid to make that mistake.
03:46He just said he wants to talk later, didn't he?
03:48He probably just wants another going for his consul or something.
03:53Meanwhile, there's a plain woman in there on the sofa of being sick this morning, and
03:59she's just refused a glass of wine.
04:01Josie.
04:02Oh, I didn't even think she was sick in anybody.
04:05Well, we need to ask her, don't we?
04:07Stop it, darling.
04:08You don't just go up to a woman and say, are you pregnant?
04:12Can you talk to her then?
04:12Can you talk to her then?
04:13Tell her what's going on.
04:14I want to see if she's got a dream.
04:17Who the father is, that sort of thing, yeah?
04:19They're just having a bath of cooking.
04:21You've got five thousands of food in there.
04:24And I'll figure out something to sleep.
04:31Sorry, I need this for tonight.
04:33Taking Johnny for dinner.
04:35Oh.
04:36Even after your tiff earlier?
04:38Oh, it's just a misunderstanding.
04:41Please, Callan.
04:42But he won't talk to me, and I'm worried about him.
04:46Ben sent me a message from prison.
04:48He wants me to help him.
04:50How?
04:50It doesn't matter.
04:51I'm not doing it.
04:53Ben's my past.
04:54Are you sure about that?
04:57I mean, from what I hear, you're off visiting him every other weekend.
05:00So Lexi can see her dad, yeah.
05:08Divorce papers.
05:10I signed him.
05:11I'm processing.
05:12Can't you see how this is making Johnny fit?
05:14Johnny's got me to worry about it.
05:16He understands.
05:16I don't want you breaking his heart.
05:19Right, you're his person.
05:21Please, don't string him along if you don't mean it.
05:23All with respect, Linda.
05:24It's none of your business.
05:35It's none of your business.
05:36All right?
05:37Uh, can I hand?
05:39Well done, Max, please.
05:40Oh, bad day.
05:42Oh, no, not yet.
05:42But I'm on my way to a family lunch, so there's still time.
05:45Will you come back if it kicks off?
05:47It's dead here on a Sunday.
05:49Don't fancy giving car sales a go, do ya?
05:52What's with Jay got?
05:53I could do with the extra pair of hands.
05:54Oi!
05:54Just trying to approach myself.
05:55Listen, I won't worry about it, Kath.
05:57I don't know the first thing about cars.
05:59Cakes, on the other hand, an expert.
06:03Oi!
06:04Mark, you were looking for work.
06:06Someone's got a job offer for ya.
06:08I'm doing this fine for myself, thank you.
06:09What, sitting in here all day when you're fine playing solitaire?
06:13Don't fancy it.
06:15Is that the job, then?
06:18I'm married, thank you.
06:20Lucky man.
06:22He's like his dad's side in the family.
06:27Kath.
06:28Okay, what can I get ya?
06:29Have you got a minute?
06:31Mmm.
06:34Fill her up.
06:36Oscar, it's my turn.
06:37No way, Cheo.
06:38It's just cause I'm unbelievable, it is.
06:40To be fair, I'm better of poor when I'm drunk.
06:43Cheers.
06:47Oscar, do you wanna just slow down?
06:49Father, do you just wanna speed up?
06:51I've run out of ball, can someone go to shop?
06:53Yeah, I'll go.
06:54Thanks.
06:54Get some beers.
06:55This wine's giving me a bellyache.
06:57You're not supposed to down it.
06:58See that.
06:58There they go.
06:59Very well.
07:00Do you smell as us?
07:01Er, no.
07:02Very well.
07:02Hang on.
07:03Can I borrow you?
07:09What?
07:11There was a pregnancy test.
07:13In the bag?
07:14With the shopping?
07:16Shut up.
07:17Whose is it?
07:19Oh, well, I thought it was yours.
07:20Oh, well, that would be an immaculate conception.
07:22Well, you've been ill all day.
07:24Yeah, cause I turned in margaritas last night.
07:28Are you eavesdropping?
07:30Come on.
07:32Come on.
07:33Are we just here to support you?
07:34No, she's not pregnant.
07:36Huh?
07:37Really?
07:38No.
07:39It is.
07:40I'm getting sick.
07:41I'm getting sick.
07:42I'm getting sick.
07:53I'm getting sick.
07:59You've lost her.
08:00He's in bits.
08:00Yeah, well, at least he's away from that poisonous thing.
08:04No, he's innocent.
08:06No, he's innocent.
08:07How do you feel?
08:07There's your door.
08:08You should know better than anyone, Cindy.
08:10What's it like to be about your kids?
08:16So, what?
08:17If we don't get a USB stick thing out of this house, then get us another conviction.
08:22And that'll come with an additional sentence.
08:29I tried ringing Phil, but he's not answering.
08:31It's not at home.
08:32Right, sir.
08:33What are we going to do?
08:35I'm doing nothing.
08:36I want absolutely no parties.
08:39He came to you for a reason.
08:40And that's why I can't be with him.
08:42I'm not spending the rest of my days waiting for some pretty bloke to appear around the corner
08:45with bad news.
08:46Then why are you here?
08:48Because I thought you deserved to know.
08:51Look, I don't owe Ben anything, Gav.
08:53He's not here with me or his daughter because of something he did.
08:57Then more than just be a mistress.
09:06Oh, sorry.
09:07Where were the fairies?
09:10Don't play nice, Tim.
09:11I know you're threatening to pull your investment if Callum don't get dirt on some bloke to you.
09:15Look, I went to Callum because I thought he'd be willing to help me.
09:18No, sorry.
09:19Help Johnny with my funding.
09:22But suddenly he's decided to play earlier than thou.
09:24I don't even know Callum.
09:26Like he's a good man.
09:27How has this bloke got your entire family under his spell?
09:30I've known him since he was a little boy.
09:32He might not be perfect, but he has a good heart.
09:35Oh, come on.
09:37Johnny's told me the stories.
09:39Married to a gangster.
09:40Caught up in crime.
09:41Cheated on his filthy and his so-called ex-husband.
09:44You're in.
09:46You see.
09:48What does that mean?
09:51Wait.
09:56I told you it was Lily, didn't I?
10:00Right, okay.
10:00Let's just wait and sort this until I'm stupid.
10:03I thought this again, fucking Jack.
10:06Just stay calm until after the tea, okay?
10:08Right, the kids have gone through three packs of sausage rolls already.
10:12Well, at least they're behaving, eh?
10:13Yeah.
10:15All right?
10:16That's good.
10:17Oh, yeah, they're fine.
10:18They're fine.
10:19They're fine.
10:23So, potato spot on.
10:26Gravy.
10:27Sensational.
10:27But the chicken was on the dry side.
10:30Oi.
10:31Don't be ungrateful.
10:32Uncle Jack has been working in the kitchen all day.
10:34Yeah, the chicken was well-known.
10:36Yes.
10:36It was perfect.
10:37Oh, family bias.
10:40Not true.
10:41Ricky wouldn't lie to me, would you?
10:43You'd always tell me something if you needed to, wouldn't you?
10:46That's a very intense thing to say, Uncle Jack.
10:49Well, you did actually need to talk to me about something.
10:54Oh, yeah.
10:55No.
11:00You don't have to do this.
11:02What's happening?
11:05Do you want us to go to the bloody jail?
11:06No, no.
11:07It's piping hot tea.
11:08I need to know it.
11:10Why are you all being weird?
11:11It's okay, Ricky.
11:13You can trust us.
11:14Okay.
11:21Okay, good.
11:21Because, um, we need to ask you for something.
11:28Look, we...
11:29We're open to borrow some money.
11:31A couple hundred quid.
11:32We need to buy a new pound for Charlie.
11:34Um, come on.
11:38We found a test.
11:42Test?
11:43Yeah, and you were sick earlier, darling.
11:46Yeah.
11:56Do you not think I'm pregnant?
11:58Are you?
11:59Obviously not.
12:00I was sick because you made me eat that wasabi pea.
12:02Oh, yeah.
12:03She thought it was a sweet.
12:08So it's Amy then?
12:10Oh, I doubt it.
12:11She's a clever girl.
12:13The nurse can get pregnant too, Denise.
12:16Wait, Amy's pregnant?
12:17No, hang on.
12:17We don't know that.
12:18I've never seen her pregnancy.
12:20That's all I need.
12:21Okay, I'm gonna call her.
12:22No, you're not.
12:22Because I'm gonna call her.
12:23God's sake, it's not Pete.
12:28It's mine.
12:32All I'm doing is letting Callum show us who he really is.
12:36What, by setting up some sort of test?
12:40So when when?
12:40He passes and all is well with the world.
12:44Or he proves finally that as old he is and always has been with Ben.
12:50What are you getting out of this?
12:52I don't like it when people say no to me.
12:56Especially hypocrites.
12:58My son ends up getting hurt because of all this.
13:01No one's getting hurt.
13:03It's just a toss to you.
13:04What happens is it's entirely up to Callum.
13:14You can thank me later.
13:18I didn't mean to leave it in the shopping.
13:20Why were you looking anyway?
13:21I picked three bags up.
13:22I took them into the kitchen.
13:23They must have fallen out.
13:24Alright?
13:25It was an accident.
13:25Obviously.
13:29Knocked out by a pan as well.
13:31They're living rich.
13:32Nice work.
13:33Okay, one.
13:34I don't know if I actually am pregnant.
13:37And two.
13:38That's not why women have kids, idiot.
13:40How much can you explain my sister marrying Peter Boy?
13:43Hey.
13:44Where's the life here?
13:44You're hot for your poor.
13:45Did you?
13:46You're drinking?
13:47I've barely touched it.
13:48Okay, Penny.
13:49Are you sure that you want to talk about this?
13:51Because I'm not sure it's actually any of our business.
13:53When was you planning on taking it?
13:54Yeah.
13:55Me.
13:56Did you know for you, Joe?
13:58Look, I don't know anything.
14:00Denise is right.
14:00Look, this is none of your business.
14:01So can you all just back off, please?
14:04You're seriously not going to take it?
14:05What, now?
14:06Uh, yeah.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Okay, right, can we all stop?
14:09I'm so sorry, Penny.
14:11Just take it.
14:12Yeah, we might be about to welcome a new family member.
14:14Yeah, this is exciting.
14:15Do it.
14:16Do it.
14:17Do it.
14:18Do it.
14:19Do it.
14:20Do it.
14:20Do it.
14:20Feel free to ignore these idiots because they're just lightweights and embarrassing.
14:24Penny, just take it.
14:25Have a chat about boundaries.
14:26Oh, time wasted.
14:29Okay, fine.
14:31I'll do it.
14:32Woo!
14:33You have to help me upstairs.
14:34You.
14:37Yeah, that's so easy.
14:38Can you not, please?
14:43What's this about?
14:44I can't believe you dragged my mum and all this stuff had been.
14:47Hang on.
14:48I haven't dragged anyone into anything.
14:50She's his mum and she deserves to know he's in trouble.
14:52Look, I knew there was something going on.
14:54He was so distracted the last time we spoke.
14:57And now, he wants to break into someone's house and get rid of evidence.
15:01Well, I don't have any other choice, do I?
15:03This says we've got till tonight.
15:04Hang on.
15:05Who's seriously going to do this?
15:07Yeah.
15:07Make my mum a little criminal.
15:08Shut up here then.
15:09Kathy, please don't do this.
15:10I have to, Callum.
15:12He would not have reached out unless he was desperate.
15:15And God knows what he's done.
15:17Have you read it?
15:18Decades he could be gone.
15:20And what will that do to Lexi?
15:22I mean, Lola's gone.
15:24Now, Jay.
15:25She's already hanging on by a Fred, bless her.
15:27And what about me?
15:29I might not even be there if he ever gets out.
15:31I am mum.
15:32He put himself in this position.
15:34And if Ben goes away for another ten years,
15:37Lexi won't see her again until she's in her twenties.
15:40This will break her.
15:41It's too dangerous.
15:44Then help me, Callum.
15:46You love Lexi, don't you?
15:48Then do this for her, not Ben.
15:55If I help you, you do exactly as I say.
15:59I can make sure that we don't get caught.
16:02And if this is going to happen, I'm coming.
16:05Well, we're definitely going to get caught if we all show up.
16:06If we're at first signing out, I'm getting me and my mum out of there.
16:17This is boring.
16:19Why are you like this?
16:21Why are you lame?
16:22Be nice.
16:33So...
16:34So...
16:36False alarm.
16:39You all right?
16:41Thank God.
16:44Uncle Jack.
16:45What?
16:46Look, we've got the answer, so let's just move on, please.
16:49Shall I get the next bottle?
16:50Mm.
16:57So, Vin, I've seen a lot of places in the area.
17:00I've got a good price.
17:01To turn into rentals is not a good time to buy rentals.
17:03No, no, no.
17:03You've seen the bigger picture, Vin.
17:04This is a long-term gain situation.
17:07You mean risky.
17:08Look, if you invest...
17:09It'll give us the opportunity to scale the business up.
17:10Us.
17:11Yeah, I know.
17:12I know I've been away from all the business stuff, but I could help manage the investments.
17:14You know?
17:15Look, and I think together, we can really make something for big.
17:17Rather than profit.
17:18You know my mum can't have you in the books.
17:19It's not worth risking the adoption.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Yeah?
17:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:24Of course.
17:25I just thought I should go into family first, you know?
17:27But I can...
17:27I've got to take investors.
17:29Sweet.
17:29This is about money.
17:31If you need...
17:32Help.
17:34Help.
17:35Oh, come on, Vin.
17:36You're having a good idea, you know?
17:38You are going to regret this decision.
17:40I'll give you that.
17:41Yeah?
17:42Yeah.
17:42Right, I'll catch you later.
17:43Sweet.
17:53I can't believe the rest of doing this.
17:55Oh, go home if you want to.
17:57What, leave your children?
17:58Oh, what, you're proud of this now, are you?
18:00Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not a criminal, Mum.
18:02I mean, I could try and be a little bit more like a real place to do.
18:05I mean...
18:05Shut up, Ian.
18:09Oh, no.
18:12Oh, no.
18:14Oh, no.
18:15Oh, no.
18:15Oh, no.
18:15Oh, no.
18:16Oh, no.
18:17Oh, no.
18:18Oh, no.
18:19Obviously not.
18:28I'll shoot the area.
18:29It's all clear.
18:30Right.
18:30Whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:31You can't stay and be a lookout.
18:32What?
18:33You're coming with me?
18:35Well, we can both leave if you'd like, Alan.
18:37Oh, just get on with it.
18:38Go on, please.
18:50Hey.
18:51No, Alan.
18:53I thought you were seeing Callan for dinner.
18:55Uh, yeah, that he got called into the station last minute.
18:57How do you know what's going out of the camp tonight?
19:00I went to speak to him.
19:02Why?
19:03I could see you were hurting.
19:05He told me about the message from Ben.
19:07Well, he's not getting involved with him.
19:09Oh, sorry.
19:09He hasn't even signed the divorce papers.
19:11Well, it's not anything to do, is it?
19:13Whether you want a divorce or not.
19:15But he loves you.
19:16Yeah?
19:17You can trust that?
19:22Look, me and Callan, we're fine.
19:24We're good.
19:25Okay?
19:28Do you want a drink?
19:29Can we talk about something else?
19:31Sure.
19:32Juice.
19:33Can I have a knowledge juice, please?
19:34Tell him.
19:41Wowzers.
19:42I'll tell you what, someone's got some money and wants people to know about it.
19:44Just focus, yeah?
19:46Yeah.
19:46You take that side, I'll take this.
19:47Oh, quickie, quickie.
19:49Get up.
19:51What am I doing?
19:52You're looking for a silver USB stick.
19:54Check cupboards, tables, desks.
19:56Just hurry up.
20:09Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
20:28Oh no, Ian!
20:30Ian, we missed it out.
20:32Oh,ат�!
20:33No, we missed it out.
20:34Alright.
20:35Alright, alright.
20:37Welcome to NewsHour.
20:39Dawn raids right across the...
20:4224 is looking safe.
20:54Come on, shut up here!
21:09What's this?
21:10I wanted to make you a nice meal.
21:12Say thanks for the nails.
21:14Ooh, very nice.
21:16What are we having?
21:17Uh, pasta bake.
21:21Do you sort out any work then?
21:23Yes.
21:24All in hand.
21:26You didn't, did you?
21:28You're lying.
21:29I know when you're lying, babe.
21:31Plus you keep saying all in hand,
21:33which makes me think it's definitely not.
21:36I spoke to Vinnie.
21:37To get back into the property business.
21:39You said no.
21:40Well, they're still worried about me jeopardising adoption,
21:43but that's only one avenue I've tried.
21:45You know what it is?
21:46Anymore?
21:47Well, I might be able to help.
21:50Where are you?
21:51Lauren's looking for someone at the car lot.
21:55Fuck, old guys.
21:57Two randoms.
21:58Yeah.
21:59They even have to sit at desk and everything.
22:02There's more ways to step up for us than just muscle, yeah?
22:07Yeah.
22:09Yeah.
22:16Pick up the pace, Peter.
22:17There's a tube to central at four minutes.
22:19I feel like I should go home.
22:20I can't even learn how to go to a club.
22:22She literally said she wanted you out of the house.
22:24I don't know, mate.
22:26What?
22:26Bro, come on.
22:27That was so awkward with Penny's prego test,
22:29and I'm already not having a good time.
22:31Come on.
22:31I'm trying my sorrows.
22:32What are you doing?
22:33What are you doing?
22:34What are you doing?
22:35Well, you're a messy one, though,
22:36because we've got to start early in the morning, haven't we?
22:38Yeah, but we're not sure of a thing for yourself.
22:41Get off!
22:41Get off!
22:42Get off!
22:43Harry!
22:46Harry!
22:47Harry!
22:51Harry!
23:01Harry!
23:03Harry!
23:05Harry!
23:05Harry!
23:07Harry!
23:08Harry!
23:08Harry!
23:10Harry!
23:10Theny!
23:11Do you know that?
23:12Why would you like to-
23:13There's a million reasons one might do that!
23:18Is privacy illegal in the town?
23:19OK.
23:20Let's have a proper chat.
23:22I'll make us some tea.
23:23All right?
23:24Why would you say it was negative?
23:26I saw your face.
23:28How freaked out you were.
23:30What?
23:31So many other dads are happy to have another grandkid on the scene.
23:34Charlie's, you're worried.
23:35But as soon as it's me, it looked like you were going to pass out.
23:38No.
23:39I was just in shock.
23:41You know, I thought it was Ricky again, and then...
23:43Yeah, all your other kids before you even remembered I existed.
23:46No!
23:46Yeah, now it's your adult daughter, what?
23:48I was just worried, alright?
23:50I didn't think it was going to be you.
23:51Yeah, you weren't expecting me to be able to have a baby.
23:53Like this.
23:58What, you worried?
23:58I can't be.
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