Destroy All Humans - Nintendo Switch
2020 Video Game developed by Black Forest Games and published by THQ Nordic #DestroyAllHumans #NintendoSwitch #GamingCommunity
2020 Video Game developed by Black Forest Games and published by THQ Nordic #DestroyAllHumans #NintendoSwitch #GamingCommunity
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00:00The astounding power of psychokinesis, Crypto!
00:03Target an object or creature, then lift it into the sky.
00:07Use PK to finish off the belligerent bovines.
00:11Slam them into the ground.
00:14Curse these creatures!
00:16Good work, Crypto!
00:21Mmm, Martha! You didn't tell me we was having barbecue for dinner!
00:26Wait a minute! That ain't steak! That's...
00:29Holy mother-
00:30Martha, give me the shotgun!
00:34This looks like a job for the Zap-o-matic.
00:37Fly that farmer!
00:41Extract and collect the brainstem from what's left of the agricultural engineer.
00:47You can consume the brainstem and collect the Furons DNA.
00:54Harold, come on back! You gotta see this!
00:57They got a talking horse on the TV!
00:59I had never seen nothing like...
01:06Leo Green Spaceman!
01:11I am not green.
01:50Be merciless! Let none survive!
02:05Oh my lordy! Excellent work, Krypto!
02:11You are trespassing on my property!
02:13Well, here you are!
02:15You are welcome here!
02:18Oh my lordy!
02:21Good work, Krypto!
02:34Evening, Ms. Turnip Seed.
02:36We got a call from Farmer Dixon over the other side of the state road.
02:41Said he heard some pretty strange noises coming from over this way.
02:45Leo Green Spaceman!
02:47What is that? A new silo?
02:49Electrocuted him with a bagel!
02:51Krypto!
02:52That human law enforcement officer is attempting an unauthorized entry of your spacecraft!
02:59If those pea brains were to get their hands on your quantum deconstructor,
03:04they could rip a hole in the space-time continuum!
03:11Oh, the furonity!
03:14Vaporize them, Krypto!
03:25Giant hairless hamsters!
03:27Giant hairless hamsters!
03:29You want a piece of me?
03:40Krypto! My radar shows more humans approaching!
03:43Hurry to the saucer!
03:44Get in your flying saucer and annihilate everything in your path!
04:00Take a spin in your saucer, Krypto!
04:03Get a feel for the controls and then go ahead and start shooting!
04:06Get in!
04:08Destroy all buildings!
04:10Leave no trace!
04:11Bomb those monkeys back to the stone age!
04:25Nice shooting, Krypto!
04:27прям window!ugeb
04:41Move out,
04:41men! Move! Move!
04:42Move! Move! I don't know
04:46but I've been told I don't know
04:48but I've been told Joe McCarthy's good
04:50as gold Joe McCarthy's good
04:52as gold
04:53Oh, great. The human military industrial complex. We can't allow them to alert their leaders to our presence. Exterminate them!
05:02Now!
05:04Open fire!
05:10Crypto, I hereby give you official permission to...
05:14Destroy all humans!
05:29Look out! There are more to the north than the bushes!
05:34Replenish your saucer's shields by draining any human fear.
05:44Superb!
05:58The humans are making a final push! Wipe them out, one time for all!
06:12Perfect!
06:27Excellent work, Crypto!
06:30The humans are making a final rush.
06:34Great life.
06:34Two things, to be careful!
06:35Now, what are you?
06:35Let's go, Captain.
06:35We're going to have to make a final rush.
06:37And we're going to have the final rush.
06:39We're going to have to make a final rush.
06:52What a tall rush.
06:52They're going to have to make a final rush.
06:52With thelaws!
06:52Gives you after thelläonda.
06:56You're going to have to make a final rush.
06:56Need you there!
06:57I don't know if they're going to make a final rush.
06:58You won't have to make a final rush.
07:00What did you see?
07:01Little green man in a flying saucer wiping out the best infantry unit in the U.S. Army.
07:07Right. Good. Me too.
07:09Green? Not gray?
07:10Don't be as stiff. You know what it means?
07:14Absolutely.
07:15What?
07:16It means the paper's got it right for once.
07:19Get on the horn to Silhouette. We've got the worst-case scenario.
07:23Big heads were actually on to something? I don't believe it.
07:26Believe it. Roswell was only the beginning.
07:29The invasion is on.
08:04Now then, I know what you're thinking.
08:07What can I, a lowly novice, do to help bring about the destruction of Earth and the inevitable reign of
08:13the Furan Empire?
08:14Well, I'll tell you.
08:16It was in the earliest days of the Empire we realized our species was doomed.
08:20Eons of waging war on inferior races with unregulated atomic weaponry had mutated our genes.
08:26We could not propagate due to our complete and utter lack of genitalia.
08:32Fortunately, a Furan ship happened upon Earth on its way back from destroying the Martians.
08:38Human society was young and nubile.
08:42Sailors on a foreign planet, letting off steam, one thing led to another.
08:47Long story short, every human being alive today has buried deep in its genetic code a strand of Furan DNA.
08:58Over the eons, we've learned to clone ourselves, but with each iteration, the information degrades, and the results are increasingly
09:05unpredictable.
09:07The Furan genes in humanity's DNA are ancient, uncorrupted.
09:12They represent the future of the Furan race.
09:15If only we can get at them.
09:28Welcome to my little laboratory.
09:31You may not have known this, but I flatter myself to be something of an inventor.
09:35In my spare time, I've been developing some truly impressive weapon and ability upgrades.
09:39I'd be happy to share them with you.
09:42If you've got something for me in trade, say, some of that delicious DNA you've collected.
09:48Hmm?
09:50Hmm?
09:52Hmm?
10:00Hmm?
10:02Hmm?
10:04Hmm?
10:04Hmm?
10:05Hmm?
10:06Hmm?
10:06Hmm?
10:08Hmm?
10:09Hmm?
10:09Hmm?
10:09Hmm?
10:10Hmm?
10:11Hmm?
10:15Hmm?
10:17Hmm?
10:19Hmm?
10:20Hmm?
10:22Hmm?
10:27Hmm?
10:49Crypto, I see a horde of humans up ahead, congregating at some sort of holy ground.
10:55Here's the plan, I want you to enter the fair, find a malleable human and lead it back to
11:01your ship for...questioning.
11:03Get the picture?
11:48Crypto!
11:49That human is aware of your presence.
11:51The more people become aware of you, the more chance that those human policemen and the
11:57military will come to investigate you and take you down.
12:06Don't forget to disguise yourself, Crypto!
12:39Now that you're sufficiently disguised, continue using the Cortex Scan to maintain the illusion.
12:47You wouldn't want to lose concentration while surrounded by enemies.
12:57Okay, I need a break.
12:59That cow's starting to look a little too good.
13:07What we need is the dumbest, weakest-willed, most malleable human we can find.
13:13Admittedly, the competition will be fierce.
13:16You just have to scan them all.
13:20Man, oh man.
13:21She might be the dumbest Miss Rockwell ever.
13:24And check out them cantaloupes.
13:26God, I love America.
13:28This human seems to be on to something.
13:31Will wonders never cease.
13:33Keep scanning the humans.
13:39And don't forget the marvelous James with the hoops and the milk bottles and the little
13:45water business.
13:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:46Town's doing great.
13:47Business is booming.
13:48Hope is on the way.
13:49Yada, yada, yada.
13:50Let's barrel through this puppy so I can get down to the real business of governing.
13:54Making time with the delicious Miss Rockwell.
13:57Yes!
13:58Yes!
13:59Like proteins from the primordial ooze, a pattern is emerging.
14:04Scan some more human minds, Crypto!
14:11I wanna marry Miss Rockwell, but instead I gotta sit here hour after hour, day after day,
14:22watching this dying wheel go up and down, round and round, over and over again until
14:27somebody dies.
14:29Hell of a metaphor.
14:32You get me?
14:35Yeah, ma'am, I'll get you.
14:40I'm queen!
14:42Finally!
14:43I was gonna lip my lid if Mama made me take one more slurp of cabbage soup.
14:48I want roast chicken.
14:51Woo!
14:52Chicken of the sea!
14:53Or was it by the sea?
14:59Alright, Crypto.
15:00I've analyzed all the thoughts you've collected, and I think I've isolated the perfect subject
15:06for you to...
15:06Probe and vaporize?
15:08No.
15:09Abduct and bring back to the mothership.
15:12My way's more fun.
15:15Abduct, not vaporize.
15:17Okay, but humanity ain't gonna annihilate itself, all I'm saying.
15:24Can I finish?
15:25Can I stop you?
15:27As I was saying, the newly crowned Miss Rockwell looks like a prime candidate for testing.
15:34She's envied and desired by other humans.
15:37She's highly persuadable.
15:39Best of all, she apparently has a brain the size of a peanut.
15:42What?
15:43Hypnotize her and send her back to your ship for collection.
15:51Implant a command on a puny human brain.
15:54Bend its will to ours.
15:59I want to thank all the little people.
16:01But there's no time.
16:03Gotta go!
16:09Aaron, what?
16:11I know.
16:15Aaron, what?
16:24I know.
16:27Which way's the exit?
16:28Smile and wave.
16:31Smile and wave.
16:32Enjoy the fair.
16:33Oh, and don't ride the mangler.
16:35It's a freakin' death trap.
16:39Must.
16:40Keep.
16:41Going.
16:42Feet.
16:43Killing.
16:44Me.
16:45Damn.
16:46Hills.
16:51Wait!
16:51I left my purse in the tent.
16:55I must go to the dark and mysterious woods.
17:00There's no reason to be afraid.
17:02Nothing bad ever happens to people who go into dark and mysterious woods.
17:08Especially not in fairy tales or slasher films.
17:11Not that I know what those are.
17:14Nope.
17:14Nothing to worry about here.
17:18Smile and wave.
17:19Just smile and wave.
17:21Don't let him see the die job.
17:39Crypto!
17:40What are you doing?
17:42Get back in range!
17:53Don't do that.
17:54I don't remember parking here.
17:56Course, I can't ever remember where I parked.
18:00My car seems bigger.
18:02And rounder.
18:03And saucer-shaped.
18:06Whoa!
18:07This is just like my dream.
18:09Can't wait to tell Dr. Friedman about this!
18:12La la la la la la.
18:15La la la la la la.
18:18La la la la la.
18:19La la la la la.
18:20And lots of wavy hair like Libera-
18:24Wait a minute.
18:25Where am I?
18:27This sure doesn't look like the pie eating contest.
18:31Oh man.
18:33Uh oh.
18:35Uh oh!
18:36Uh oh!
18:37What's happening?
18:38Oh god!
18:40Please!
18:41No!
18:41Oh!
18:42Oh!
18:42It tickles!
18:45It's probing time!
18:48Oh yeah!
18:49Right there!
18:49That's the spot!
18:51Oh!
18:51That is delicious!
18:57Never fails!
19:07Hurry Crypto!
19:08The authorities are on their way!
19:10Get in your saucer!
19:14Break havoc by using your saucer's abducto beam to levitate a creature or object.
19:24absolute love in its position.
19:27No!
19:29No!
19:32No!
19:32No!
19:36Space!
19:38No!
19:42No!
19:45No!
19:45Uh oh!
19:46Space baby!
19:49No!
19:49No!
20:08I don't know.
20:58A faster upgrade, perhaps? No? How about your gun or your abilities?
21:20A faster upgrade, perhaps? No? How about your gun?
21:29A faster upgrade, perhaps? No? How about your gun?
21:56Oh, boy. It appears to have been genetically manipulated by the humans.
22:00But for what purpose? I want you to investigate this bizarre mutated species.
22:15Brains!
22:16Brains? Healthy green glow? Those human fools!
22:22Clearly, they've genetically altered these pathetic gasbags and turned them into radioactive exploding zombie cows!
22:31Show them the folly of their mad science!
22:44Good work, Crypto!
22:47Good work, Crypto!
23:07Space invaders, run for your lives.
23:32Space invaders, run for your lives.
23:47The town's alpha male? Where did he come from?
23:51Never mind that! You must stop him before he publicly reveals your existence.
23:55Space invaders, go to this town hall and take the alpha male's place to address the pea-brained
24:02masses!
24:08A restricted area. How droll.
24:12Crypto, the charming security at this town hall won't let you in without a jacket. Use
24:19holobomb to keep standards up, will you?
24:21What would we call ourselves? The city people, the village folks or something?
24:31Crypto, the gathering is already in progress. But before we deal with these pitchfork commissuals,
24:38we need to find the alpha male.
24:42No, think about baseball. Think about baseball.
24:45Oh, Rock Hudson. No, no. Baseball. Think about baseball.
24:52That Ike seems like the guy I'd want to have over for a barbecue. He's got my vote.
24:57Not that sleazebag Huffman.
25:02I hope Lenny knows what he's doing with that mouse and those men.
25:12It's him! The mayor! Now use Hypnoblast to distract the lackeys surrounding him.
25:19Where is the police commissioner? He was assigned to protect me.
25:39Time to take the stage. Break a leg, Mayor Crypto.
25:44Assure them that everything is normal. No monkey business.
25:46That is, only monkey business as usual. The success of our mission depends on it.
25:52Now hurry, Crypto. The gathering will start soon.
26:05There were one of the dang cows. Then it looked like it stuck some sort of device up the poor
26:10things.
26:10Crap, trap, and after all that, I didn't even get to see Miss Rockwell.
26:14She just walked right on by with her...
26:17Crops laid out flat in circles like a Fourth of July pinwheel.
26:20I told Edgar, there goes our savings. No new shoes for the twins.
26:25And I guess Darlene's just gonna have to live another year with that overbite.
26:29Greetings, fellow human agricultural engineers.
26:32There is nothing going on here. Everything is normal.
26:36Carry on with your pathetic human lives. That is all.
26:39Now wait just a cotton-picking minute.
26:42Mr. Mayor, I've lived in this town all my life.
26:44And I voted for you twice in the last election.
26:47Now I'm entitled to a goddamn answer.
26:51If they ain't nothing going on here, how come all my cows is glowing like lightning bugs?
26:56What you say to that, whippersnapper?
27:04That...
27:04Well, that's just a, uh, healthy inner glow that comes from chewing a, uh, cud of fresh green Rockwell grass.
27:10Why, I, uh, chew it myself all the time.
27:13Got some in my craw right now. Better than snuff.
27:25You want to know what's been going on around here?
27:27I'll tell you what's been going on around here.
27:29Communism, that's what!
27:40I care the flying saucer freaks, but seriously, they have a lot of local color to the community, don't they?
27:46I mean, without them, we'd have nobody to ostracize but the inbreeders.
27:49Bada-ping! Is this thing on?
28:00Oh, uh, the next time you see a strange light moving in changing direction at incredible speed in the night
28:05sky,
28:06you, uh, just think to yourself,
28:07No, commies gonna distract me from my patriotic duty with a couple of bottle rockets.
28:12No, sir!
28:21Wait just a second.
28:22How in the world does any of that explain the destruction at the fair?
28:29Don't you read the papers?
28:31That cluster point was a tragic confluence of the summer lightning and the tense slavin and creosote.
28:37That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
28:46Now, hold on!
28:48How come nobody in Santa Modesta's been seeing anything like this?
28:56Santa Modesta is experiencing exactly the same problems we are.
29:00The difference is, we have that award-winning city desk over at the Rockwell Gazette,
29:04and nothing gets past those guys!
29:07They keep me honest!
29:17So, as you can see, there's nothing to trouble your puny human brains about.
29:22The mayor's right.
29:24This was all just a random series of suspiciously coincidental, yet easily rationalized events.
29:35Yeah, that's right! Give it up!
29:37Let's hear it for me!
29:41Suckas!
29:45Good night, and have a pleasure tomorrow!
29:55What a bunch of losers!
29:58Minds like mud!
30:00This planet is easy pickin's!
30:03Crypto!
30:04Did you hear what that human said during your speech?
30:08Must've missed it!
30:10Busy digging on the love!
30:12Focus!
30:13There's another human hive nearby!
30:16Santa Modesta, he called it!
30:19You must discover its location and make your way there!
30:22We've got more humans to control!
30:25Not even more!
30:37Little, even more humans to control the whole thing!
30:45I mean, take it!
30:46I don't know!
30:46It's probably not known as a whole thing!
30:47You must wonder if it's funny!
30:51You must find the most famous animals!
30:55Did you want a saucer upgrade?
30:58Or something a little more...
31:00...personal?
31:42Here we are, Crypto! Sunny Santa Modesta!
31:46First up, I want you to find the alpha male of this town.
31:50Perhaps we can gain an insight into the way this whacked human social hierarchy functions.
31:58Crypto, the first thing you should do is take a human disguise.
32:02In this mission, it's vital you remain completely incognito.
32:06If your true form is seen by anyone, the mission will fail.
32:20Last scene wearing a Halloween costume, remembering a giant pigeon.
32:25Jeez, midgets in bird suits packing here.
32:28Scan any humans you find. They might be able to tell you where the alpha male is located.
32:35What a great guy! He must really love pool parties!
32:45Oh, I have to cover up this terrible rug burn before I get to the pool party.
32:49My girdle rides up every darn time!
33:02Maybe I'll get lucky at the pool party. Meet some sexy single ladies, get a little action.
33:08Good thing I wore my date night jockeys.
33:20There seems to be a human social ritual in progress.
33:24Perhaps you can discover what's going on by scanning them.
33:48If this is a pool party, why isn't anyone actually in the pool?
33:56The mayor can grab anything and get away with it.
33:59Even me!
34:08The youth of this town need an outlet for their frustration.
34:11Good, clean, asexual fun.
34:14Yep, this pool party is just the ticket.
34:17This mayor is pathetic.
34:20So is this pool party.
34:22It's time to trust the police!
34:25Please, I'll be kidding.
34:27Please, I'll be kidding.
34:29Gosh darn it!
34:34What's going on?
34:39Bring it back.
34:43The lights are amazing.
34:46These poor rubbish!
35:00Good work, Crypto!
35:03Unfortunately, you seem to have awakened the local constabulary.
35:06Be on your guard.
35:07You'll need a new weapon to handle the Santa Modesta police force.
35:12So I'm unlocking your disintegrator ray.
35:15Try it out on the fuzz!
35:29It's time to snap the blue and a red flag to find the boss.
35:35What is it?
35:36Cool.
35:36Cool.
35:37Cool.
35:38Cool.
35:40How cool are you.
35:44Woah!
35:45Cool.
35:46Cool.
35:46Perfect!
35:48You can never...
35:49Do you think you can go 50% of the battle shot?
35:53Ice! Ice!
35:55Move!
36:04Superb!
36:10If you run out of ammunition, use transmog to recharge.
36:15Move!
36:17You're blocking my shot! Get out of the goddamn way!
36:23Where are you, Shins?
36:25Bow down before me!
36:32It's like basic training!
36:36It's...
36:37What?
36:42Ow, you're faders!
36:48Good luck, Kipto!
36:51I'm taking you in!
37:05I'm taking you in!
37:19You've got to carry me in!
37:21I'm taking you in!
37:22I'm taking you in!
37:22I'm taking you in!
38:23Harder to fool. Keep your eyes sharp and your wits sharper.
38:30Not in the open. Duck in here.
38:33Hold the frequency.
38:35Hit me. We're go for phase one.
38:38Our guys inside the station?
38:39Just waiting for the word.
38:41And the tape?
38:42In the briefcase. All queued up.
38:45Subliminal TV messages. What'll Majestic think of next?
38:49Search me.
38:50Do you know what a rhetorical question is?
38:54Not a clue.
38:55Come on.
39:00Those black suits again.
39:03What's a Majestic?
39:05I'm not certain.
39:07But it gives me an idea, Crypto.
39:09Wait. Let me grab something to write with.
39:12If our plan is to succeed, simply reading human minds will be insufficient.
39:18We must control them.
39:20To ease the harvesting of their brain stems.
39:23Grease the wheels, so to speak.
39:25Sounds like a gas.
39:27How do we do it?
39:29I believe your ebbingarbed friends have provided us direction.
39:40Keep up with the black sedan.
39:42You're being outrun by a vehicle that can't even fly.
39:52Somebody there?
39:55These creatures.
39:56The men in black are getting away!
40:05Um.
40:08If you're in doubt, head for the TV station and cut them off there.
40:14Emotions!
40:17Holy smokes!
40:19Aliens!
40:21Ew!
40:22Spaceman!
40:24Forget the black sedan!
40:27Stop those men in black from escaping!
40:31You can never find them!
40:36It's a drone!
40:38Scamming the documents now.
40:40Crypto, this looks diabolical!
40:44The briefcase contains a reel of magnetic tape and orders to commence an experiment in human mind control.
40:53Apparently, a human scientist is waiting at the TV station for these orders.
41:00He's an expert on the human brain.
41:03His name is...
41:06Sleepy Ernst!
41:07I want you to go to the TV station and scan Sleepy Ernst!
41:16You're dead, little man!
41:18Help!
41:19We have to kill our time!
41:20Stop!
41:21Drop your weapon!
41:23No!
41:24Alien!
41:26uses!
41:44A human mind can be controlled by televised propaganda.
41:48and then I'll start my own cable news network haha there's a heck of those
41:53majestic agents America ain't gonna brainwash itself we cannot allow the
42:00human race to be sleepy Ernst's experimental guinea pigs they should be
42:05our guinea pigs destroy sleepy Ernst crypto zap that narcoleptic we'd better
42:13make sure his work is destroyed majestic intended to broadcast mind control
42:30signals to control their own people by transmitting signals from this station
42:37they hope to make the human population paranoid and aggressive well more
42:43paranoid and aggressive I suggest we beat majestic at their own devious little
42:49game we'll broadcast our own very special episode a mind control transmission from
42:58the mothership a few minor adjustments to those rooftop antennae should make them
43:05fuel on ready I'm sure you can handle that
43:20all right crypto here's the plan we're going to use this television thingy
43:26ourselves to subjugate humanity to the indomitable will of the furan empire
43:35if you can bend the antennae in the direction of the mothership they'll be in
43:40the perfect position to receive my furan mind control transmissions that's the good
43:48news the bad news is for complex and highly technical reasons you have only a few
43:55minutes if you cannot align the antennae very bad things will happen can't I watch
44:00the news in peace no I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
44:22America how can I love Lucy when she's off the air
44:47darn rabbit ears how will I know if the exact value of an all expenses paid Cuban vacation is lower
44:55or higher
44:55than 93 49
44:57unsympathetic
45:05you're almost done crypto oh I'm in awe of your sheer cerebral virility you silver stud you
45:18watch the news in peace hardly ever get to use my master's in economics
45:24hardly ever get to use my master's in economics
45:32here we go beginning transmission
45:35furan signal downling successful oh this is smashing
45:41all right I'm increasing the power
45:48wait crypto this signal is too strong humans are weak their minds can take that kind of amplitude
45:59quickly crypto you've got to bend the antennae before they
46:03do that has to hurt ee disgusting
46:14crypto crypto where did you go snack time
46:19yeah
46:21there you
46:46a
46:55so what would you like to upgrade you little ball of unbridled aggression
47:22so
47:45i want you to collect any brain stems that may have survived the signal broadcast while you're
47:51collecting the overloaded brain stems take a moment and extract some fresh brain stems from
47:57living humans would you crypto i'm granting you a license for a new weapon the anal probe now
48:06portable for more efficient brainstem collection
48:11good work crypto you just collected an overloaded brain stem only 11 more to go
48:18stop it well i know it sounds like a lot but i think it's quite an achievable goal
48:25with the multifunctional anal probe attract and collect any extracted brain stems
48:30from outings out from a safe distance but remember no unlicensed uses avoid these
48:36e.m.p. place fire on the electromagnetic pulse to distinguish your weapon
48:41i'm flushing back there
48:44ow
48:45oh my god
48:51getting flashbacks to bootcamp
48:56space baby
49:02Hold it right now!
49:08He's in peace, Tobin, right now!
49:15Drop it! Stop!
49:19I'm showing you now!
49:23Ah! Leave my boat!
49:28Drop it!
49:29He was supposed to say die!
49:35Don't clear the line!
49:44You're broken, my son!
49:49It hurts!
49:51You're under!
49:52Ah!
49:53Ah!
50:02Ah!
50:05Ah!
50:06Ah!
50:07Ah!
50:09Ah!
50:09Ah!
50:09Move!
50:10Police! Stop!
50:12Get the deck! Stop!
50:13Close!
50:15Police! Stop!
50:17Close!
50:19Stop!
50:19Move!
50:19Oh!
50:20Don't quit hillside.
50:21Get the deck!
50:22Police!uto!
50:24Not another
50:24place. Don't
50:25leave it back! Holy sake!
50:27Yeah, I'm
50:28down and I'm a deal. You're wrapping my
50:29shirt down! There's no place
50:31on over him! You're on the
50:32way! Hold! Move!
50:35Get the
50:36methods away!
50:39Oh, listen! Done!
50:40Uh! Please.
50:44I'm
50:45away!
50:53Well, that's all the overloaded brainstems done.
51:25A faster upgrade, perhaps?
51:27No?
51:28How about your gun?
51:29Or your abilities, hmm?
51:45I don't know.
51:49How about your gun?
51:51Yeah.
52:19Crypto!
52:20Crypto, you're going to investigate the activities of the human scientists.
52:25I want to establish their connection with the Majestic.
52:46That special seasoning has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
52:51These people are now rabid, paranoics and incredibly hostile to anyone who's different.
52:58And as an unexpected side benefit, 78% of them are now registering Republican.
53:06Crypto, there's a frozen treats vehicle on its way here.
53:09But my analysis shows it's carrying warm-blooded humans.
53:14No, no, don't shoot!
53:16This is highly suspicious.
53:18Wait and scan whomever comes out first.
53:32I know I'm not supposed to eat from the diner or I'll turn into a mindless paranoid drone,
53:37but that rhubarb pie is calling my name!
53:41Heinrich!
53:42Liebchen!
53:43Heinrich!
53:46More non-threatening vehicles full of scientists instead of ice cream!
53:52Scan the scientists once they step foot outside.
53:56Don't they live in their labs?
54:02Ever since I was a small boy in Stuttgart, I dreamed of drugging the food supply of an entire population.
54:09Now, it's my job!
54:12God, I love America!
54:16The psychotropic compounds in that scheissen turned our lab rats into a pack of paranoid junkies!
54:22Clearly the scientists are responsible for carrying out Majestic's population control schemes.
54:29Normally I'd ask you to destroy the scientists, but we have a bigger problem.
54:36Majestic are using the food outlets to distribute their population control drugs.
54:41And it seems to be working!
54:44If every human in this country turns paranoid and hostile, it will make life for us very difficult!
54:59The anti-nutrient was a dissident that was not sacred, but he's
55:01all over to the Gulf of our planet.
55:03And to the Gulf of our planet, they're perfect for research.
55:05Very good!
55:06It's an enemy!
55:10Reminds your father's shield by draining any human vehicle.
55:15And to the Gulf of our planet, you've already seen the war,
55:18and you've lost your friends!
55:18Fave!
55:19Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
55:30Fire! Fire!
55:44Hm?
55:46They just took the diner, too. We gotta set up a line and hold them here.
55:51Well, I don't know about you, but I'm not sitting around here waiting to get abducted.
55:55Keep your panties on, Mary. I just got a word over the radio.
55:59There's an army convoy right outside this town. With tanks.
56:03Thank God!
56:04Thank Majestic. Silhouette got the army to do something right for once.
56:09Take some cars and go get them.
56:11Try and stop me.
56:19If the scientists escape with the formula, our whole operation is at risk.
56:25Destroy those vehicles before they leave the peninsula.
56:35Crypto's your repulso truck, Crypto! Destroy those incoming missiles!
56:44Tell your aliens.
56:48Go on.
56:48Your pirate's their radar.
56:51You're dead, little bearer.
56:52Yes.
56:53Let's go.
56:55Let's go!
56:58Oh, no.
56:59They're like little rally swans.
57:03Let's go.
57:05Let's go.
57:07We must seek them! We're under attack!
57:12Four frozen treats vehicles? For Archvoodle's sake, don't let them escape!
57:19Well, one thing's for certain. Majestica far more dangerous to our mission than I had heretofore suspected.
57:27I say it's high time we abducted one of these men in really, really dark brown, and gave him a
57:35good probing.
57:37What do you say?
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