00:02On ITV in just under five minutes, Aspil and Company.
00:05That company tonight including Jacqueline Bissett, Peter Cook and George Michael.
00:08Here on 4, Belker is all set for the retake of his driving test.
00:12Although I get the feeling it'll be more instructive for the examiner.
00:15That's in Hill Street Blues.
00:21From Tuesday, a new newspaper will bring you the latest from the pop scene.
00:25In Floyd Pinks, Deep Purples, Suede Shoe Blues and James Browns.
00:31Are you ready?
00:32I'm ready.
00:33Today, the first newspaper in colour seven days a week.
00:37Order your today, today.
00:40How do you eat your Cadbury's Cream Eggs?
00:44Take it in one, son.
00:47Look, no hands, Suzanne.
00:50Fancy a nibble, Sybil?
00:56Eat it when you're free, Jeremy.
00:58Just give it a suck.
01:00Chug.
01:01Barder than two, Ameloo.
01:03So how do you eat your Cadbury's Cream Eggs?
01:07They're not here forever.
01:08Forever.
01:13Wait a minute, Dick.
01:14Where'd you get this bilf?
01:16It's pre-war.
01:17It's pre-postuous, my son.
01:19Faking off Keller Leutnantstein.
01:21Yes.
01:22It's a bit of a gothic monstrosity.
01:24Dicky, haven't you got any real Holston Pills where the sugar turns to alcohol?
01:29I've only got one more bottle left in the cellar.
01:31Oh, the cellar.
01:34I'm not falling for that, old one.
01:36Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:37A Holston Pills Production.
01:42Crufts were from every type and size of dog.
01:44The best challenge the best.
01:46And what a year for dogs fed on pedigree charm.
01:49Success after success.
01:51In fact, for a record 110 best of breed winners and five out of six finalists,
01:57Pedigree Chum was with them all the way.
01:59For a supreme champion at Crufts 1986, the story is the same.
02:04She's a dog regularly fed on pedigree chum and pedigree chum mixer.
02:09No wonder top breeders recommend it.
02:17Oh, the problems of getting a nappy to fit.
02:25That's why Poduce invented the superfit band.
02:28Now you can adjust the tapes time after time after time
02:31till the fit is as perfect as can be.
02:34For as everyone knows, the better the nappy fits, the less it leaks.
02:41Notice that babyslips are rather figure-hugging too.
02:48Poduce babyslips keep a baby dryer longer.
02:55Something's come along that's made me look at things in a different way.
02:59Heinz baked beans with a tangy barbecue sauce.
03:03Fantastic!
03:05Heinz barbecue beans.
03:07They're just a little bit different.
03:15Young Sam here decided to visit Betsy in Bodmin.
03:19He saved so much with an intercity saver,
03:22he hit upon a bright idea.
03:24Why not use the money to buy another saver?
03:27This time to visit Priscilla in Liverpool.
03:31And because he saved so much on that ticket,
03:34he popped up to Nottingham,
03:36hometown of the lovely Marion.
03:38With these intercity low-priced savers,
03:41you can get between 50 and 55% off selected fares.
03:45Now they're available all over the country.
03:48Everyone's at it.
03:50Intercity.
03:51We're getting there.
04:04The changing face of four.
04:06And in a new drama series,
04:08the tiny island of Sark comes face to face with a very remarkable man.
04:13Witness about to change?
04:14No, it always blows from the east at this time of the year.
04:19But Mr. Pye is soon faced with just a bit of a problem.
04:23The probability is that your evangelical zeal
04:26and love of rectitude have landed you in this.
04:30You have, quite obviously.
04:33Gone too far.
04:45This is Channel 4.
04:47And if you've just tuned in,
04:48you're right on time.
04:49The
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