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الاتفاق السري لقائد فريق الهوكي على الجليد
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00:15I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:43Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
01:04You just got pucked, Dora.
01:10But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:17It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:29Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:45Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
01:54You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58Idiot.
01:59To die a virgin.
02:01No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:07Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:12Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:29Dora, can it wait? I'm just a little busy.
02:38Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:41I think we would make a great team.
02:44I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month
02:48before my 18th birthday.
02:58Oh my god!
02:59What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
03:06How sweet. The bleeding little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:22I don't know.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:38Wait.
03:39I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:50I don't have a mustache.
03:54I'll just...
03:55I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:57And this...
04:00It's interesting.
04:06Women have a choice for...
04:09They can be appealing, or they can be you.
04:14I like this cardigan.
04:18So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:24Leo's hot.
04:26You're not.
04:28Leo's rich.
04:29Poor.
04:30We're in, you're out.
04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:37Mindy.
04:38Know your place, nerd.
04:40In the library, looking your nose with the other mouthpiece.
04:51Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
04:55Please.
05:13What the hell?
05:14I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:31No, I'm not.
05:36No, no.
05:40I need to go.
05:40I can't talk.
05:41Do your towel just fall?
05:44What?
05:45What's the thing to peak?
05:50Oh, come on.
05:51It's not that bad.
05:53I just told Leo that I was in love with him, but Mindy was in love with you.
05:55there so now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin. Are you in there
06:00trying to slip on some guy in the shower? Come on I know you're in there virgin. I
06:06can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:21Oh, Troy. No virgins here. But you already knew that right? Goodbye ex-boyfriend.
06:40Thank you. Oh, not so fast. You are the ignorer. I saved you. Now you owe me. Big time.
06:56No way. Guys like you only want one thing. Sometimes. Help passing a map. Listen, I've got a really
07:07weird tech situation and I know you're good with that kind of stuff. But it's got to be kept real
07:10secret. If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem. No, no. Some stranger's putting
07:17money into my account and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look
07:20like I'm throwing games. Match fixing? That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it. Wait, what if
07:31we did a deal? You help me and I help you get Leo. Boom. Swing it for fifth base in
07:39no time.
07:42It's a sexual reference for you. Who wants to have sex with Leo.
07:49It's not just sex. I love Leo. I've been waiting for him. So do we have a deal? Okay, but
07:59I need to clear something up.
08:02Fifth base? I thought it was fourth. You got some work to do. You think I'm a joke? It's called
08:11teasing door.
08:13Do you want Leo? Okay, so you can teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things.
08:26You want me to teach you how to kiss, don't you?
08:38I just want to know what Leo will expect. I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
08:49All right. Maybe we should tackle it in order. List it for me.
08:56Flirting fashion technique. Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
09:01All right. Flirting skills first and then boom, hit the base. Sounds good. Just don't forget about fashion.
09:08And we need a deadline. How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team? You can make a big move
09:14there.
09:15It's only two weeks away. Calm down. You're not that hopeless. We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:22Okay. Sounds good. My whole life is going to change. Go team.
09:41Dora! Just the person I wanted to see. Oh, shit. I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:50You did? Yeah. I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
10:00I shouldn't have reacted that way. Yeah. Okay. Thanks.
10:07Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight? You should totally come.
10:12All of us lost our V cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
10:17Totally!
10:38What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here? It's so friggin' neat.
10:42I like things organized.
10:47What are you doing? Checking to see if your underwear is color-coded.
10:51You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
10:57I like to see if you're in the house.
10:58My underwear is none of your business.
11:01I mean, it kind of is.
11:05If you want my help landing Leo.
11:08Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:31Just what are you doing?
11:34You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:39I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:48They're just eyes. I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:54Come on, Dora. I was flirting with you.
11:57This is why you need help.
12:02Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:05Just be open to signals. Don't be Dora the ignorer.
12:11Can I ignore you?
12:15Why would you care?
12:24Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:32You're flirting again?
12:36Yeah. You're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:40Something flirty back, too.
12:46I know. I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:49What do you think?
12:51Why not?
12:54But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
12:56Don't expect miracles.
12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
13:13All right.
13:16I thought that was a drink.
13:19Try to be cool.
13:21Dude, when am I not cool?
13:28Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:31You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:34Yeah. Good luck.
13:40There she goes.
13:41There we go.
13:52I thought you were staring at me from over there.
13:56Was I?
14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:03You don't got to say it.
14:05Minnie's a bitch.
14:06And you're awesome.
14:08I am?
14:09There you go.
14:09I am.
14:20Hey.
14:22Hey.
14:23Sorry I don't need to interrupt.
14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:35You don't got to say it.
14:36It's cool.
14:37Oh, okay.
14:42Yes, she does.
14:44Doesn't she, girls?
14:47Whatever it is.
14:50And I think it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina when they dry her.
14:56We call it Adora.
15:02What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:08We're doing nothing.
15:10She means you.
15:13Because you're nothing.
15:16Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:20She buys an Inventi-sized tube.
15:23How cute.
15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:29That's the largest one.
15:34Don't you dare laugh.
15:37Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
15:46What are you seeing her?
15:49Dora the Borer?
15:52What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:59She's great.
16:01It's as simple as that, Mindy.
16:05Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy
16:10virgin?
16:12Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kind of sweet.
16:25This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:30Get ready for the plan I have specifically for you in five minutes.
16:49I'll tell you something about it.
16:49Come on, I'll tell you something about it.
16:55Oh, wait here, I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:09Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
17:11I think we'd make a great team.
17:13I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my
17:1818th birthday next month.
17:22Ouch, that's a real chicken, the lady nuts.
17:26Could you be petty or desperate?
17:30I don't know, can you go up?
17:34Ready? Okay.
17:36Take my virginity, take my virginity, take my virginity.
18:01Please, stop.
18:07Please, let me go.
18:34Hey, where are you?
18:41Hopefully, Leo doesn't see me like this.
18:46Please, please, let me go.
18:48Aw, honey, you wanna go?
18:51Please, you can go.
18:55We just want to hear you say it.
18:57One more time.
18:59Say, take my virginity to you.
19:03Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:28And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:32I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:39You're wrong.
19:42I'll finish it.
19:54I'll finish it.
20:05I'll get you a tissue.
20:14I'm sorry.
20:16I'm not usually a crier.
20:19You can't let me get to you.
20:21Okay, you need to fight back, like with a shark.
20:24You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:30Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:35You remind me of my little sister.
20:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
20:43I mean, she's eight.
20:44I really hope so.
20:48It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
20:54Stop crying.
20:57It's all gonna be okay.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:04You have to go to the hockey team.
21:07Everyone loves you.
21:10And I'm just...
21:13Dora.
21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:23And that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:34I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:45I'm lying to you.
21:52I'm lying to you.
21:57And the worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
22:09No matter what you do, right?
22:11I just have to change the way that he sees me, all right?
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:22Okay.
22:24We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
22:32Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:35Now?
22:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:47Great team.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date, okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:58Okay.
22:59So, flirting.
23:02You want to make lots of eye contact.
23:07And if you can, touch them.
23:12Your arm.
23:19Your hand.
23:36Let's see how that would be like you.
23:39I know this is fake, but it feels real.
23:44And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
23:48Which you probably won't.
23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
23:56If you can think about it.
24:04I don't need attention.
24:09Am I?
24:12You smell so good.
24:15What is that?
24:18It just makes me want to get closer.
24:29Oh God.
24:32That shit actually works.
24:34What?
24:41Congratulations.
24:42You just passed Flirting 101.
24:45You're better at this than you thought.
24:46I know.
24:47Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:50Just curious.
24:52Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:55Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
25:01And you went with, I smell nice.
25:05What's wrong with that?
25:08How do you want to smell?
25:09Well, a pair of sweaty old socks.
25:12Hockey players are tough, okay?
25:13We don't smell nice.
25:15We don't smell nice.
25:44Hey.
26:04Dora is helping Troy track the money?
26:06If she works out I sent it, they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:26What's up with you and Dora?
26:30What's it to you?
26:31She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:35Yeah? Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:41Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
26:47Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
27:00I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:04I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
27:15Going somewhere geek girl?
27:21I've got a date with Troy.
27:31Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:35Where are you going? The library?
27:42I obviously did something to offend you.
27:45Everything about you offends me geek.
27:47The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:55I mean, do you have any self-respect?
28:00Can I go?
28:02Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:04I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have definitely gotta go.
28:17And this hurt again?
28:19So gross.
28:21Stop!
28:23And you gotta bait the hook with something.
28:37You gotta fight back.
28:39Like with a shark.
28:40You gotta punch her in the nose.
29:04Sorry, I'm late.
29:05Yeah, you should be.
29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:10I know.
29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:23It's the butt.
29:26But, like.
29:28Like one tear.
29:29Or two tears.
29:34Oh.
29:37Yeah.
29:38I'll just stick to fourth base then.
29:46I don't know.
29:47There's a crazy little cage that...
29:50That's her!
29:51Oh Christ!
29:51Are you doing a gorilla?
29:55Laura Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
30:02Whoa, whoa. Hang on a second.
30:04Can we just talk about this?
30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No, she's the one who assaulted me.
30:11Wait, they opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah.
30:19I don't miss a game. You guys are crushing it this year.
30:21Oh, thanks.
30:22Yeah, but you see Dora here.
30:24She's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No.
30:30This is bullshit.
30:31This is not happening.
30:33Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
30:43That's what I thought.
30:45Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:52Nice to meet you.
30:53Nice to meet you too.
30:54See you at the next game?
30:54You will, go team.
31:03Lay hands on Dora again.
31:05And you'll be dealing with me.
31:07Got it?
31:20I can't believe you recognize him from the rink.
31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:26That was bullshit?
31:27It worked, didn't it?
31:30Unbelievable.
31:31You know, what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
31:35I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
31:39Just one moment, she was monstering me and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
32:10I'm calling the cops.
32:12Or you can stay with me tonight.
32:13Or you can stay with me tonight.
32:22I'll change my sheets and you sleep in my bed tonight.
32:27I'll take the floor.
32:35I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:39He feels so good.
32:40Oh no!
32:41Am I hot for Troy?
32:43Okay?
32:50Do you have something I could change into?
32:53Yeah, of course.
32:59Thanks.
33:13I'm so sorry I did not realize.
33:17Relax, Tony.
33:19You've seen worse than the locker rooms after a friggin' meeting.
33:22Yeah, but that's...
33:23That's different.
33:26You can look now.
33:28You're still shirtless.
33:30That's how I sleep.
33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
33:35Dream on.
33:42Listen.
33:44Come in.
33:46Babe.
34:16You can share the bed if you want.
34:25I trust you.
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:29You're a gentleman.
34:33You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:39Are you sure?
34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
34:46We might need a thicker jaw.
34:49You're a pig.
34:50I bet you we're feeling too.
34:52You're a pig.
34:54Because it's been darkness all along.
35:19Ah, what happened to the pillow?
35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
35:24It wasn't me.
35:26Why would I do that?
35:28I don't know.
35:30Maybe because you want me to do this?
35:45And this?
35:46All my days just trying to find a way.
35:59You know, Leah's still what I want.
36:02You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:08Thanks.
36:09Yeah.
36:10Sorry for freaking out.
36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is torn.
36:20Yeah.
36:22I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:31Okay.
36:32I have an American history exam I got to get to, so I'm going to go.
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:46So, her door punched Mindy.
36:50It's unhinged, man.
36:52Trust me, dude.
36:54Mindy deserved it.
36:57You got to kick her to the curb, bro.
37:02Why are you so down on Dora?
37:04Isn't she your friend?
37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up and you need to
37:10be more focused.
37:12I'm focused.
37:13Okay.
37:13Don't worry about me.
37:15Doesn't look it.
37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running
37:20around with Dora all the time.
37:26Leo!
37:27Hey!
37:30I'm going to wash this and get it back to you.
37:36Mini Trash Doors room so she stayed here last night.
37:40Wow.
37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:57Stop it!
37:58Stop!
37:58Okay.
38:00Troy is just a friend.
38:05It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:08Troy is the biggest player on campus.
38:10You're a virgin.
38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:15Thanks, man.
38:20There's nothing happening between us.
38:23Don't say that more on you.
38:25Thanks, buddy.
38:27Great chat.
38:29Go team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:43The boss wants an update.
38:49Hey, Big Mike.
38:51How's it hanging?
38:54Right.
38:55Nothing.
38:57So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy is trying to figure where
39:02the money comes from.
39:07And you'd better make sure that does not happen.
39:10There's a special blessing on us today.
39:11Let's go.
39:11What are you thinking?
39:11Let's get something done on our list.
39:13Let's go.
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